1 00:00:10,657 --> 00:00:11,783 (SNEEZES) 2 00:00:12,284 --> 00:00:13,285 (SIGHS) 3 00:00:20,459 --> 00:00:25,422 VOICE ON MACHINE: Your weight is 113.9 pounds. 4 00:00:30,969 --> 00:00:31,970 (GASPS) 5 00:00:32,346 --> 00:00:34,014 You gonna make me hurt you? 6 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:35,974 - No - I didn't think so. 7 00:00:36,099 --> 00:00:37,726 (SCREAMS) 8 00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:49,529 (GRUNTING) 9 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:03,251 (HE GASPS) 10 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,471 Are you alright? Did I hurt you? 11 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:19,309 Bob! 12 00:01:20,227 --> 00:01:23,063 Bob! What's wrong? What happened? Talk to me. 13 00:01:24,898 --> 00:01:27,317 Oh, my God! OK, honey, hang on, hang on. 14 00:01:27,442 --> 00:01:28,568 (PHONE DIALING) 15 00:01:28,694 --> 00:01:30,153 WOMAN: 911, what is your emergency? 16 00:01:30,278 --> 00:01:34,032 Yes, we need an ambulance at 10600 Xavier, unit 4-B. 17 00:01:34,157 --> 00:01:36,368 My husband can't breathe. 18 00:01:36,493 --> 00:01:40,372 Oh, my God, he's turning blue. You have to send someone now, please! 19 00:01:40,497 --> 00:01:41,623 Hurry! 20 00:02:14,906 --> 00:02:17,033 (SHOWER RUNNING) 21 00:02:20,954 --> 00:02:23,165 (GARGLING) 22 00:02:30,297 --> 00:02:32,299 (CLICKING) 23 00:02:42,517 --> 00:02:44,811 (BLOW-DRYER WHIRRING) 24 00:02:50,358 --> 00:02:52,527 You blow-dry your hair? 25 00:02:52,652 --> 00:02:54,654 Oh, sorry. Did I wake you up? 26 00:02:54,780 --> 00:02:56,490 You blow-dry your hair? 27 00:02:57,824 --> 00:03:00,118 Excuse me for actually caring what I look like. 28 00:03:00,243 --> 00:03:02,913 I think the word you're looking for is "obsessing." 29 00:03:03,914 --> 00:03:05,457 You've been at it for almost an hour. 30 00:03:05,582 --> 00:03:08,001 If you wanted in, all you had to do was say so. 31 00:03:08,126 --> 00:03:10,212 I don't want in. I want sleep! 32 00:03:10,337 --> 00:03:13,381 It's about time you got up anyway. It's almost 9:00. 33 00:03:15,383 --> 00:03:17,594 This isn't gonna work. 34 00:03:18,929 --> 00:03:21,431 - What? - You staying here. 35 00:03:21,556 --> 00:03:24,935 You're kicking me out? After one night? 36 00:03:25,769 --> 00:03:28,605 Why, you think we should try counseling first? 37 00:03:30,357 --> 00:03:32,442 Why do you want to sleep on a couch anyway? 38 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:35,862 You got money. At least until the divorce is finalized. 39 00:03:38,615 --> 00:03:42,494 I'll be out of your hair tomorrow. What's left of it. 40 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:50,335 (DOOR OPENING) 41 00:03:53,421 --> 00:03:54,714 (DOOR CLOSING) 42 00:03:56,675 --> 00:03:58,009 It was three days ago. 43 00:03:58,134 --> 00:04:00,470 My throat got really dry and then my tongue 44 00:04:00,595 --> 00:04:02,681 felt like it was blowing up like a balloon. 45 00:04:02,806 --> 00:04:04,891 I assume somebody checked for food allergies. 46 00:04:05,016 --> 00:04:07,686 - The first two doctors both did. - Next one said it was a panic attack. 47 00:04:07,811 --> 00:04:09,938 The one after that wanted to take his tonsils out. 48 00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:12,732 The last one had no idea, just referred us to Dr. House. 49 00:04:12,858 --> 00:04:14,150 It says the attack was preceded 50 00:04:14,276 --> 00:04:16,778 by some sort of strenuous physical activity. 51 00:04:17,445 --> 00:04:19,114 - Yeah. - What were you doing? 52 00:04:25,662 --> 00:04:27,038 Awesome. 53 00:04:27,163 --> 00:04:29,875 A sex fiend with a swollen tongue. 54 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,794 Just think of all the places I can make Foreman search. 55 00:04:32,919 --> 00:04:36,423 He's not a sex fiend. He's a happily married man. 56 00:04:36,548 --> 00:04:37,799 HOUSE: No such thing. 57 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:42,137 (SLURPS) 58 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:44,097 What are you doing? 59 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:48,894 Testing a new caffeine delivery system. 60 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:51,187 He didn't get his beauty sleep. 61 00:04:51,313 --> 00:04:55,025 Wilson's moved in and apparently has unusually loud toenails. 62 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:56,735 If they're into rape fantasies, 63 00:04:56,860 --> 00:04:58,612 S&M is on the menu as well. 64 00:04:58,737 --> 00:05:01,948 Neck trauma could cause vocal cord paroxysms, which could cause choking. 65 00:05:02,073 --> 00:05:04,951 CAMERON: I didn't see any sign of trauma, and they were remarkably open. 66 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:06,286 I asked about STDs 67 00:05:06,411 --> 00:05:09,497 and they admitted participating in a threesome a few months ago. 68 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:12,375 A hundred bucks says they're as miserable as the next couple. 69 00:05:12,500 --> 00:05:14,294 Another guy, or girl? 70 00:05:14,419 --> 00:05:16,838 Girl. His wife's college roommate. 71 00:05:18,548 --> 00:05:21,009 If he's not happily married, I don't know who could be. 72 00:05:21,134 --> 00:05:24,512 They're looking for something. If you're happy, you've got nothing to look for. 73 00:05:24,638 --> 00:05:26,556 His wife arranged it for an anniversary present. 74 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:29,267 If you ask me, if two people really trust each other, 75 00:05:29,392 --> 00:05:32,896 a threesome once every seven years might actually help a marriage. 76 00:05:34,689 --> 00:05:38,276 OK, I say we stop the DDX and discuss that comment. 77 00:05:39,402 --> 00:05:40,654 I'll take the bet. 78 00:05:42,447 --> 00:05:45,659 Maybe the first doctor was right. Food allergy explains the anaphylaxis. 79 00:05:45,784 --> 00:05:46,952 Could be neurological. 80 00:05:47,077 --> 00:05:49,788 FOREMAN: Progressive bulbar paralysis would explain the symptoms. 81 00:05:49,913 --> 00:05:52,791 No. ALS would affect his facial muscles before his throat. 82 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:54,834 What if the problem's not in his throat? 83 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:58,338 That would be a little odd considering that's where all his symptoms are. 84 00:05:58,463 --> 00:06:00,131 - Says who? - The patient. 85 00:06:00,256 --> 00:06:03,969 And since most patients can't tell their ulna from their anus, 86 00:06:04,094 --> 00:06:06,388 I'm guessing this guy also doesn't know the difference 87 00:06:06,513 --> 00:06:08,223 between choking and suffocating. 88 00:06:08,348 --> 00:06:10,892 His throat might be fine, his lungs might be messed up. 89 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:14,396 Get more blood, a chest CT and a body plethysmograph. 90 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:16,856 Unless, of course, you think we should be asking the patient 91 00:06:16,982 --> 00:06:18,149 where his anus is first. 92 00:06:20,485 --> 00:06:23,655 It feels like I have to urinate and then when I try to go... 93 00:06:24,739 --> 00:06:26,700 Pull up your pants. 94 00:06:27,575 --> 00:06:30,787 - It's my prostate, isn't it? - Nope, not your prostate. 95 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:34,290 - Herpes. - Herpes? 96 00:06:34,958 --> 00:06:37,043 Herpes. Your turn. 97 00:06:38,003 --> 00:06:40,839 If it makes you feel any better, half the patients who come into this place 98 00:06:40,964 --> 00:06:44,134 - have some sort of crotch rot. - No, it doesn't. 99 00:06:44,259 --> 00:06:47,762 Look, this is impossible. I've been married for 20 years. 100 00:06:47,887 --> 00:06:49,389 Have you had any sex in those 20 years? 101 00:06:49,514 --> 00:06:52,475 - Yes, of course. - Then that's how you got it. 102 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,270 The only person I've had sex with is my wife. 103 00:06:56,396 --> 00:06:57,689 Bummer. 104 00:06:58,273 --> 00:07:01,609 Take this once a day. Tell your wife to do the same. 105 00:07:01,735 --> 00:07:02,986 It's not going to cure it, 106 00:07:03,111 --> 00:07:05,697 but it will lessen the frequency of the outbreaks. 107 00:07:05,822 --> 00:07:07,157 But there must be some mistake. 108 00:07:07,282 --> 00:07:08,658 You got any kids? 109 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:11,161 - Yeah. - Any of them take guitar lessons? 110 00:07:12,037 --> 00:07:14,080 - No. - Tennis? Art? Acting? 111 00:07:14,205 --> 00:07:16,666 My daughter does karate. Why? 112 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,169 Give this to her sensei. 113 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:23,506 - Oh, wait. Does your wife play tennis? - No. 114 00:07:23,631 --> 00:07:26,760 That's what I figured. Never hurts to make sure. 115 00:07:27,677 --> 00:07:29,304 For Miyagi. 116 00:07:32,515 --> 00:07:34,392 I'm gonna close the shutter now. 117 00:07:34,517 --> 00:07:37,353 I need you to pant, kind of like a dog. 118 00:07:38,104 --> 00:07:39,522 (PANTING) 119 00:07:39,647 --> 00:07:41,649 CAMERON: That's good. Keep going. 120 00:07:43,568 --> 00:07:46,404 Can I ask you a personal question? 121 00:07:47,614 --> 00:07:49,991 Uh, I guess. 122 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:54,579 The threesome and the role-playing. 123 00:07:54,704 --> 00:07:57,040 Is that because things get boring? 124 00:07:59,125 --> 00:08:00,335 No. 125 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:04,881 We just enjoy our fantasies. 126 00:08:08,218 --> 00:08:10,220 - Are you married? - No. 127 00:08:13,306 --> 00:08:16,267 You can go back to taking the deep breaths now. 128 00:08:17,435 --> 00:08:20,688 Marriages don't fail because couples get bored. 129 00:08:21,272 --> 00:08:23,983 They fail because while they're dating, 130 00:08:24,109 --> 00:08:25,485 people pretend to be the person 131 00:08:25,610 --> 00:08:27,779 they think their partner wants, and then... 132 00:08:27,904 --> 00:08:30,990 Well, there's only so long you can keep that up. 133 00:08:32,408 --> 00:08:35,328 Maybe they are that person while they're dating, but then they change. 134 00:08:35,453 --> 00:08:38,039 People thinking their partner will change? 135 00:08:38,164 --> 00:08:40,583 That's another reason marriages fail. 136 00:08:44,212 --> 00:08:48,341 People don't change, at least not in any way that really matters. 137 00:08:54,764 --> 00:08:57,100 I think you've had enough caffeine. 138 00:08:57,225 --> 00:09:00,436 You were right. It's not his throat, it's his lungs. 139 00:09:00,562 --> 00:09:02,689 The plethysmograph revealed decreased lung capacity. 140 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:04,399 CHASE: And the CT showed lung scarring. 141 00:09:04,524 --> 00:09:07,402 It's definitely interstitial pulmonary fibrosis. 142 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:11,489 What's not definite is the cause. There's no arthritis, no sarcoidosis. 143 00:09:11,614 --> 00:09:14,784 He's not on any prescription meds. And he's a wedding photographer. 144 00:09:14,909 --> 00:09:17,328 So I doubt he got exposed to coal dust or asbestos at work. 145 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:20,331 - Cause could be idiopathic. - Can't be idiopathic. 146 00:09:20,456 --> 00:09:22,250 Idiopathic means without a known cause. 147 00:09:22,375 --> 00:09:23,418 What I meant was that... 148 00:09:23,543 --> 00:09:25,712 What you meant was you don't know what the cause is. 149 00:09:25,837 --> 00:09:28,423 Just say that and we can avoid this conversation. 150 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:31,176 No applause? 151 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:34,888 - What's his current condition? - Stable. 152 00:09:35,013 --> 00:09:36,681 - Well, then we can wait. - Wait for what? 153 00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:39,475 For whatever you can't figure out to cause something else. 154 00:09:39,601 --> 00:09:40,727 You know it's going to. 155 00:09:40,852 --> 00:09:43,021 It's possible the IPF could just continue to... 156 00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:44,772 (PAGERS BEEPING) 157 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:53,031 - There's something wrong with his skin. - Do something. 158 00:09:53,156 --> 00:09:56,284 - Stop scratching. Let me look at it. - I can't. This is driving me crazy. 159 00:09:56,409 --> 00:09:58,453 Stop scratching, so we can... Make it stop! 160 00:09:58,578 --> 00:10:00,830 - CAMERON: OK... - Make it stop! 161 00:10:00,955 --> 00:10:02,624 Make it stop! 162 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:13,343 HOUSE: Now we've got something to discuss. 163 00:10:13,468 --> 00:10:17,639 What causes both lung scarring and the itchy, splotchy red blotchies? 164 00:10:17,764 --> 00:10:20,266 It's obviously not a reaction to medication. 165 00:10:20,391 --> 00:10:21,976 We haven't given him any yet. 166 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:24,229 Right. But what besides what it's obviously not, 167 00:10:24,354 --> 00:10:26,231 can cause both lung scarring and the splotches? 168 00:10:26,356 --> 00:10:27,482 Where are you going? 169 00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:30,735 To complete the second half of the caffeine delivery system. 170 00:10:32,987 --> 00:10:34,656 Either talk louder, or get in here. 171 00:10:34,781 --> 00:10:38,326 (WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON P.A. SYSTEM) 172 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:46,376 Same color coming out as going in. Do you think that's a marketing thing? 173 00:10:46,501 --> 00:10:48,419 A lupus could cause lung scarring and a rash. 174 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,838 Or could still be a food allergy. 175 00:10:50,964 --> 00:10:53,549 - We've already ruled out allergies. - Did we? 176 00:10:53,675 --> 00:10:54,717 Where's Cameron? 177 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,427 We're in the men's room. 178 00:10:56,552 --> 00:10:59,347 We need an allergy expert in here. 179 00:11:03,935 --> 00:11:06,813 - This can wait two minutes. - You don't know that. 180 00:11:06,938 --> 00:11:09,607 Chase thinks that food allergy should still be on the table. 181 00:11:09,732 --> 00:11:11,776 No, it wouldn't explain the lung scarring. 182 00:11:11,901 --> 00:11:13,820 Some homeopathic studies have found a connection 183 00:11:13,945 --> 00:11:15,989 between food allergies and autoimmune reactions, 184 00:11:16,114 --> 00:11:17,657 which could cause lung inflammation. 185 00:11:17,782 --> 00:11:19,909 Yeah. And some homeopathic studies have also found 186 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:22,745 that ground-up spiders can cure cancer. Can I go now? 187 00:11:22,870 --> 00:11:24,038 No. 188 00:11:24,831 --> 00:11:28,960 Lungs, skin, skin, lungs. 189 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:31,087 Sklungs? 190 00:11:32,880 --> 00:11:34,549 Lungs, skin... 191 00:11:36,384 --> 00:11:37,969 ...throat. 192 00:11:41,306 --> 00:11:43,599 Heavy metal toxicity. 193 00:11:43,725 --> 00:11:46,227 It explains the lungs, the itching, 194 00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:49,063 the swelling in his tongue and throat. 195 00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:52,442 I thought you didn't believe there was anything wrong with his throat. 196 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:56,237 I never said I didn't believe it. I just said I had good reason to doubt it. 197 00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:57,572 And now? 198 00:11:57,697 --> 00:11:59,240 I have good reason to doubt those doubts. 199 00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:02,076 The patient's a little old to be chewing paint off the walls. 200 00:12:02,201 --> 00:12:04,287 Nor does he drink well water, eat fish every day, 201 00:12:04,412 --> 00:12:07,165 or do anything else that could have exposed him to heavy metals. 202 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:10,168 He and his wife worked a wedding at Cabo San Lucas last month. 203 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:13,004 A lot of pottery in Mexico is contaminated with lead-based paint. 204 00:12:13,129 --> 00:12:15,840 Now aren't you glad you joined us? 205 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:19,218 Search their house, screen his blood and hair for lead. 206 00:12:19,719 --> 00:12:22,138 Test for mercury and arsenic while you're at it. 207 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:25,141 And, Chase, find out what the resort cooks with, 208 00:12:25,266 --> 00:12:27,602 if they repainted recently or did any plumbing repairs. 209 00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:31,773 - But I don't speak Spanish. - Then it'll be challenging. 210 00:12:34,692 --> 00:12:36,986 (CHATTERING ON T.V.) 211 00:12:43,618 --> 00:12:46,496 Good Lord, what is that smell? 212 00:12:47,455 --> 00:12:49,165 Stuffed pepper. 213 00:12:50,333 --> 00:12:53,086 Stuffed with what? Vomit? 214 00:13:03,429 --> 00:13:05,306 I thought you were going to a hotel. 215 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:08,017 I found an apartment. I can move in on Monday. 216 00:13:08,142 --> 00:13:10,478 - Is that fast enough for you? - What's today? 217 00:13:12,522 --> 00:13:16,275 - Where'd you get all that stuff? - Not from your kitchen. 218 00:13:16,401 --> 00:13:21,114 Don't you ever eat anything besides canned soup and peanut butter? 219 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:23,157 Don't you ever eat anything that doesn't look like 220 00:13:23,282 --> 00:13:25,910 it's been rolled onto your plate by a dung beetle? 221 00:13:28,913 --> 00:13:30,581 Try it. 222 00:13:36,045 --> 00:13:38,548 - It's good, isn't it? - No. 223 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:41,467 Just better than it looks. 224 00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:46,389 How much beans and rice do you think you'd have to eat 225 00:13:46,514 --> 00:13:49,100 from a ceramic pot painted with lead-based paint 226 00:13:49,225 --> 00:13:51,561 to get enough lead into your system to damage your lungs? 227 00:13:51,686 --> 00:13:54,355 - Are we talking a child, or an adult? - Adult. 228 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:55,606 Then I would say a lot. 229 00:13:55,731 --> 00:13:58,484 You'd have to eat beans every day for months. 230 00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:03,322 Now, why do you have a season pass to the New Yankee workshop? 231 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:06,159 It's a complete moron working with power tools. 232 00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:08,494 How much more suspenseful can you get? 233 00:14:08,619 --> 00:14:10,705 I'm... I was watching something. 234 00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,665 No, you were about to watch something. 235 00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:15,585 I'm watching something. See the difference? 236 00:14:17,628 --> 00:14:19,964 If the water was contaminated, wouldn't I be sick, too? 237 00:14:20,089 --> 00:14:23,134 People can metabolize toxins at different rates. 238 00:14:23,259 --> 00:14:25,136 We'll test it to be sure. 239 00:14:25,678 --> 00:14:28,639 - Have you done any recent renovations? - No. 240 00:14:29,765 --> 00:14:32,101 Have any problem with bugs or rodents? 241 00:14:32,226 --> 00:14:33,519 Just the occasional ant. 242 00:14:35,563 --> 00:14:36,814 Use bug spray? 243 00:14:36,939 --> 00:14:38,733 No, I hate the smell. 244 00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:42,737 Luckily both of us are pretty anal about keeping things clean. 245 00:14:43,529 --> 00:14:44,780 Yeah, I can tell. 246 00:14:57,210 --> 00:14:58,669 You think ants are the problem? 247 00:14:58,794 --> 00:15:01,297 Can you stop stuffing your mouth with pancakes for one second? 248 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:04,425 These aren't pancakes. These are macadamia nut pancakes. 249 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:06,427 Wilson made them and they're amazing. 250 00:15:06,552 --> 00:15:08,513 She says she doesn't use bug spray. 251 00:15:08,638 --> 00:15:10,890 Like little silver dollar slices of heaven. 252 00:15:11,015 --> 00:15:14,143 - Some ants are poisonous, maybe... - Forget the 72 virgins. 253 00:15:14,268 --> 00:15:16,437 If I blow myself up in a crowded restaurant, 254 00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:19,357 I'm going to be asking for a plate of these babies. 255 00:15:19,482 --> 00:15:21,692 HOUSE: Was the ant big and red or small and black? 256 00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:25,363 - Medium and brown. - Halle Berry brown or Beyoncé brown? 257 00:15:25,488 --> 00:15:27,448 Is there a difference? 258 00:15:27,949 --> 00:15:29,825 Is there a difference? 259 00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:35,081 Army ants could devour, dissolve and eat a cow in a matter of hours. 260 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:38,292 Australian Bull ants, on the other hand, 261 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:41,504 nasty little bastards, but more of a nuisance than a threat. 262 00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:44,173 - No surprise there. - Beyoncé. 263 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:46,676 Well, then that's not it. 264 00:15:46,801 --> 00:15:48,970 How much clay did he eat at the resort? 265 00:15:49,095 --> 00:15:52,348 It's a five-star, $400 a night place. They don't cook with ceramic pots. 266 00:15:52,473 --> 00:15:53,599 Tox screen? 267 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:55,685 No evidence of lead, mercury or arsenic. 268 00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:59,689 Run them again. Call the resort, find some disgruntled employee to talk to. 269 00:15:59,814 --> 00:16:01,607 - Go back to the home... - It's not heavy metals. 270 00:16:01,732 --> 00:16:03,901 - The symptoms say it is. - The tests say it's not. 271 00:16:04,026 --> 00:16:06,070 Who you going to believe? The symptoms or the test? 272 00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:09,282 - It could also be a food allergy. - Cameron says it's not. 273 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,450 If your test could be wrong, why can't hers? 274 00:16:11,576 --> 00:16:14,745 His diet hasn't changed since he was a kid. His favorite food is cornflakes. 275 00:16:14,870 --> 00:16:16,914 Which, I assume, he eats with milk, 276 00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:19,041 one of the most common adult onset food allergies. 277 00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,420 Start treating him for lead poisoning. It's the most likely heavy metal. 278 00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:25,840 And, yeah, you can test him for allergies for dairy, wheat and legume. 279 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:35,933 I am not having an affair with my daughter's karate instructor 280 00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:40,062 - and I did not give my husband herpes. - Find out where House is. 281 00:16:44,525 --> 00:16:45,943 If you're convinced it's allergies, 282 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:48,195 why are you giving him drugs to treat lead poisoning? 283 00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:49,739 We're not convinced of anything yet. 284 00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:52,158 I think I need something else, this cream isn't working. 285 00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:53,826 We're doing everything we can. 286 00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:57,538 - (GRUNTS) - Sorry, 287 00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,415 No, no. It's not my back, it's my feet! 288 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,209 I think I stepped in something when I went to the bathroom. 289 00:17:02,335 --> 00:17:04,045 Oh, it's on my socks. It's burning. 290 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:06,422 (BOB GROANS) 291 00:17:07,590 --> 00:17:08,966 I don't see anything. 292 00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:12,511 BOB: Please, take my socks off! Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 293 00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:17,600 - Ow! Stop! Stop! Stop! - What did you just scratch him with? 294 00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:21,562 If there was an allergic reaction, it would be on his back, not on his feet. 295 00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:23,439 BOB: Oh, it's burning, please make it stop! 296 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,900 We need some gabapentin in here. 297 00:17:29,403 --> 00:17:32,490 CHASE: Excruciating pain in the lower extremities. 298 00:17:32,615 --> 00:17:36,077 - Not a sign of a food allergy. - Means there's a neurological problem. 299 00:17:36,202 --> 00:17:40,164 More significantly, it's yet another classic sign of heavy metals. 300 00:17:40,289 --> 00:17:43,292 And I just did yet another hair and blood test for lead, 301 00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:45,711 and everything else he could have possibly been exposed to. 302 00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:47,963 They're all negative. It's gotta be something else. 303 00:17:48,089 --> 00:17:49,423 - Lupus could cause... - HOUSE: No. 304 00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:52,093 Lupus progresses slower. There'd be joint pain. 305 00:17:52,218 --> 00:17:54,345 So it's not a typical case. 306 00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:57,098 - We should get an ANA. - It's not lupus. 307 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,684 The symptoms don't match. 308 00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,852 And the tests don't match heavy metals. 309 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:03,729 (PAGERS BEEPING) 310 00:18:11,404 --> 00:18:13,948 It's happening again. He's not breathing. 311 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:19,370 Tongue swelling, airway's closing. He's not getting any air. 312 00:18:19,495 --> 00:18:21,622 - His lungs are clear. - We're gonna have to intubate. 313 00:18:21,747 --> 00:18:23,999 CHASE: Try to relax, Bob. This is gonna help you breathe. 314 00:18:24,125 --> 00:18:25,376 Oh, my God! 315 00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,169 He's gonna aspirate! Need suction! 316 00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:29,547 - What's happening? - Suction. 317 00:18:29,672 --> 00:18:32,216 There's too much vomit. We're never going to be able to intubate. 318 00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:35,469 - We're gonna have to trach him. - He's not breathing! 319 00:18:59,243 --> 00:19:02,037 FOREMAN: His urine has elevated proteins and red blood cells. 320 00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:04,790 It's lupus-induced kidney failure. If we don't start treatment... 321 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:06,917 Heavy metal toxicity could cause vomiting. 322 00:19:07,042 --> 00:19:09,628 So would lupus nephritis, and it also causes tissue swelling. 323 00:19:09,754 --> 00:19:12,089 He's choking on his tongue, not his feet. 324 00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:14,550 The corticosteroids we gave him to control the inflammation 325 00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:15,885 can cause facial swelling. 326 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,304 Still not his throat, but you're getting closer. 327 00:19:18,429 --> 00:19:20,723 I'm doing an ANA and a serum compliment. 328 00:19:20,848 --> 00:19:24,435 If you're so sure, why waste time with tests? Just start treatment. 329 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:26,687 Oh, no wait. We can't do that because we already have 330 00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:28,230 and it's not working! Ergo... 331 00:19:28,355 --> 00:19:31,317 Corticosteroids aren't the only treatment for lupus nephritis. 332 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:34,987 We could also try cyclophosphamide or immunosuppressants. 333 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:38,324 Only if we confirm the diagnosis with an ANA serum compliment, 334 00:19:38,449 --> 00:19:41,285 anti-DNA, IV pyelogram and kidney biopsy. 335 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:44,622 - So, now you suddenly believe in tests? - The symptoms... 336 00:19:44,747 --> 00:19:47,208 The symptoms all point to heavy metal poisoning. 337 00:19:47,333 --> 00:19:48,959 Yeah, we all get it. 338 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:52,505 Unless you've got proof, and can tell me which heavy metal it is, 339 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:54,757 I'm starting treatment for lupus. 340 00:20:01,472 --> 00:20:03,390 FOREMAN: Systemic lupus erythematosus 341 00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:05,643 causes the immune system to become hyperactive. 342 00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:07,770 Attack normal tissue. 343 00:20:07,895 --> 00:20:10,356 It could be what caused the lung inflammation, 344 00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:11,899 as well as the swelling in his throat. 345 00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:15,236 And now what appears to be damage to his kidneys. 346 00:20:15,361 --> 00:20:16,987 The treatment's usually steroids. 347 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:19,031 But he's already on the steroids. 348 00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:20,908 If the tests confirm we're on the right track, 349 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,576 there are other medications we can try. 350 00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:24,245 And if those don't work? 351 00:20:24,370 --> 00:20:27,748 Well, lupus, it's a chronic condition, but it's generally controllable. 352 00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:30,584 What do you mean, "generally"? 353 00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:34,547 In rare cases, it can cause cardiovascular or renal failure. 354 00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:37,007 Cardiovascular and renal. 355 00:20:37,132 --> 00:20:39,510 That's the heart and the kidneys. 356 00:20:39,635 --> 00:20:42,221 - Right? - Yeah. 357 00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:57,194 Don't worry, it'll be all right. 358 00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:12,710 Enjoying the salad? 359 00:21:13,377 --> 00:21:16,046 - There's no lettuce. - I'm aware that there's no lettuce. 360 00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:18,299 But do you know when I obtained this knowledge? 361 00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:21,760 Actually, I'm in the middle of something. When I made it. For myself. 362 00:21:22,928 --> 00:21:25,431 Well, how was I supposed to know? 363 00:21:25,556 --> 00:21:29,226 Well, I was hoping this might tip you off. 364 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:31,812 That's kind of selfish, don't you think? 365 00:21:31,937 --> 00:21:34,148 I offered to make you some. You said no. 366 00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:36,150 That was before I tasted the pancakes. 367 00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:38,694 It's a compliment. You should be flattered. 368 00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:40,195 Here. 369 00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:44,325 It's Mrs. Lambert's herpes test results. 370 00:21:44,450 --> 00:21:45,826 Mrs. who? 371 00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:47,578 You've told more than one patient 372 00:21:47,703 --> 00:21:50,456 his wife is sleeping with his daughter's karate teacher? 373 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,666 You wanna stir the pot, you have to clean up the mess. 374 00:21:52,791 --> 00:21:54,668 What would you do if you got herpes? 375 00:21:54,793 --> 00:21:57,046 She's coming in at 5:00. Don't make me come looking for you. 376 00:21:57,171 --> 00:21:59,214 I'd know what you'd do. But I mean, a normal guy? 377 00:21:59,340 --> 00:22:02,843 And don't be calling in sick, or saying that your team 378 00:22:02,968 --> 00:22:05,137 needs you for some kind of emergency consult. 379 00:22:05,262 --> 00:22:08,807 He suspected that maybe his wife had also been playing pickle games. 380 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:12,227 He could just keep it on the down low, just wait till she got infected. 381 00:22:12,353 --> 00:22:14,605 You'd give your own wife herpes, just to shift the blame? 382 00:22:14,730 --> 00:22:17,733 He'd give his own mother herpes if it got him out of clinic duty. 383 00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:22,029 Course, maybe it was the wife. Maybe she was the one who... 384 00:22:28,160 --> 00:22:30,037 Where's Mrs. Nympho? 385 00:22:30,162 --> 00:22:31,288 She's waiting outside, why? 386 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:34,041 - Go search her. - What, you mean her medical records? 387 00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:36,961 If I meant that, good chance I'd have said that. 388 00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:41,048 You think she's poisoning him? 389 00:22:41,173 --> 00:22:43,717 His symptoms should be getting better the longer he's here. 390 00:22:43,842 --> 00:22:45,135 Instead, they're getting worse. 391 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:49,056 So, either she's poisoning him, or it's not heavy metals. 392 00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:51,725 We've done over ten different heavy metal tox screens. 393 00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:54,144 Because there's no reason to test for the other 30. 394 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,771 They don't get into the air or food. 395 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,731 They only get in you if someone puts them in you. 396 00:22:57,856 --> 00:23:01,276 And the only way we're going to find out what she's sprinkling on his cornflakes 397 00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:03,278 - is to search her. - I am not going to accuse a woman 398 00:23:03,404 --> 00:23:06,323 of trying to murder her own husband based simply on some paranoid theory. 399 00:23:06,448 --> 00:23:09,243 It's the only explanation. We've eliminated every other possibility. 400 00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:11,537 We have not eliminated every other possibility! 401 00:23:11,662 --> 00:23:13,205 Has he responded to the lupus treatment? 402 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:14,748 He's only been on it a few hours. 403 00:23:14,873 --> 00:23:16,667 He hasn't responded because it's not lupus. 404 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:20,045 It's not allergies, ALS, arthritis or sarcoidosis. 405 00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,463 She's all that's left. 406 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,091 Do it! 407 00:23:29,596 --> 00:23:30,764 Hi. 408 00:23:31,432 --> 00:23:32,683 I'm Dr. House. 409 00:23:34,184 --> 00:23:37,271 - Mind if I take a look in your purse? - Why? 410 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,149 Because I'm going to need to search it and you 411 00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:42,943 for whatever you're using to poison your husband. 412 00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:46,363 Why would I want to hurt my husband? 413 00:23:47,031 --> 00:23:50,034 Then you won't mind if I search your things. 414 00:23:53,162 --> 00:23:54,413 Go ahead. 415 00:24:04,715 --> 00:24:06,425 You satisfied? 416 00:24:08,719 --> 00:24:10,095 Absolutely not! 417 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:12,431 She agreed to let me search everywhere else, 418 00:24:12,556 --> 00:24:15,142 - but this she says no to. - Doesn't that tell you something? 419 00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:18,145 Yes, that she doesn't want some lunatic doctor searching her vagina 420 00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:20,147 - with a flashlight. - Cameron can do that. 421 00:24:20,272 --> 00:24:21,356 I am not going to... 422 00:24:21,482 --> 00:24:23,233 The woman hasn't left since they arrived. 423 00:24:23,358 --> 00:24:25,235 Whatever she's using, she's hiding somewhere. 424 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:27,863 - She's not poisoning him! - It's the only explanation! 425 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,449 No, it's the only explanation your twisted mind can come up with 426 00:24:30,574 --> 00:24:32,576 because you're angry that you can't find the answer, 427 00:24:32,701 --> 00:24:33,911 and you're taking it out on her. 428 00:24:34,036 --> 00:24:35,704 And you are protecting a complete stranger 429 00:24:35,829 --> 00:24:37,414 based on some childishly romantic notion 430 00:24:37,539 --> 00:24:40,459 that people are all so happily married they don't want to kill each other. 431 00:24:40,584 --> 00:24:42,669 - You're calling me childish? - Grow up! 432 00:24:42,795 --> 00:24:45,672 Shut up! Both of you. And stay away from his wife. 433 00:24:45,798 --> 00:24:48,759 Sorry, I'm not giving you permission to assault someone. 434 00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:13,450 Let's see. I'm thinking, Colonel Mustard, 435 00:25:13,575 --> 00:25:15,577 in the music room with a candlestick. 436 00:25:15,702 --> 00:25:18,789 There's no music room. It's the conservatory. 437 00:25:18,914 --> 00:25:21,542 - Same thing. - No, it isn't. 438 00:25:22,584 --> 00:25:25,587 If we don't find out what she's using and start treatment immediately, 439 00:25:25,712 --> 00:25:27,548 - he'll be dead in a week. - If you're right. 440 00:25:27,673 --> 00:25:31,093 If Foreman's right, you'd have basically raped an innocent woman. 441 00:25:36,223 --> 00:25:38,934 (SIGHS) My wife fired the maid. 442 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:42,813 Apparently she's getting rid of everything that reminds her of me. 443 00:25:43,605 --> 00:25:46,650 - You did your maid? - I was nice to our maid, 444 00:25:46,775 --> 00:25:49,570 which annoyed her, God knows why. 445 00:25:49,695 --> 00:25:53,657 - Maybe she was doing her. - No one was doing her, all right? 446 00:25:53,782 --> 00:25:55,450 But you still feel responsible? 447 00:25:55,576 --> 00:25:59,329 Even though nothing or no one was done, it's still your fault. 448 00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:03,542 I offered to keep paying her salary until she found another job. 449 00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:07,880 But she refused to take any money without doing any work, so... 450 00:26:09,548 --> 00:26:12,217 You want someone to clean your apartment? It's on me. 451 00:26:12,342 --> 00:26:14,761 You're supposed to be moving out, not moving more people in. 452 00:26:14,887 --> 00:26:17,598 She's not moving in, she's gonna clean. 453 00:26:17,723 --> 00:26:19,683 Maybe I should move out, and the two of you could... 454 00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:21,018 (BEEPING) on, God! 455 00:26:21,143 --> 00:26:23,270 - MARIA: Oh, God, no! - FOREMAN: Call a code! 456 00:26:24,521 --> 00:26:25,939 Please! 457 00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:30,027 Charging 360. Give him Epi. 458 00:26:31,862 --> 00:26:33,280 FOREMAN: Clear! 459 00:26:34,948 --> 00:26:37,201 - Still no pulse. - Charging! Clear! 460 00:26:38,911 --> 00:26:40,037 I got a pulse. 461 00:26:42,539 --> 00:26:44,833 Pupils are reactive. You still with us? 462 00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:47,711 He was without oxygen for less than a minute. it can't be hypoxia. 463 00:26:47,836 --> 00:26:49,671 Could be a stroke. 464 00:26:49,796 --> 00:26:51,381 Bob, can you hear me? 465 00:26:51,506 --> 00:26:55,510 - Back up. - Bob, talk to me. Bob! Honey, please! 466 00:26:57,387 --> 00:26:59,264 Bob, can you hear me? 467 00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:05,145 - He's awake. - Can you hear me? 468 00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:08,023 Honey? 469 00:27:10,776 --> 00:27:12,152 Honey. 470 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:18,825 Yes, she is quite the little actress. 471 00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:28,752 So, let's say she's not poisoning him. 472 00:27:28,877 --> 00:27:31,797 There's nothing more to discuss. We've got lung and kidney failure, 473 00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:34,591 neurological symptoms and now, cardiac arrest. 474 00:27:34,716 --> 00:27:38,053 A systemic disease with multi-organ involvement is the definition of lupus. 475 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:40,222 CAMERON: Auto-immunosuppressants aren't helping. 476 00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:43,267 We should start him on cyclophosphamide. See if it makes a difference. 477 00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:45,894 Yeah, and interferon. 478 00:27:46,019 --> 00:27:49,064 Interferon isn't an approved treatment for lupus. 479 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:50,357 You're not still thinking... 480 00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:53,652 Interferon isn't an approved treatment for heavy metal toxicity, either. 481 00:27:53,777 --> 00:27:57,614 True. But it's pretty much the only thing we can do for a viral infection. 482 00:27:59,074 --> 00:28:01,868 - We didn't consider it because... - Because it doesn't make sense. 483 00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:04,830 - There's no fever. - Because he's got no immune system. 484 00:28:04,955 --> 00:28:07,749 Thanks to the immunosuppressants you prescribed for lupus treatment. 485 00:28:07,874 --> 00:28:09,668 He didn't present with a fever, either. 486 00:28:09,793 --> 00:28:13,130 Because at that point, he was a post-viral autoimmune reaction, 487 00:28:13,255 --> 00:28:15,882 which again, thanks to the immunosuppresants 488 00:28:16,008 --> 00:28:17,718 you prescribed for lupus treatment. 489 00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:21,388 His immune system basically rolled out the red carpet for the dormant virus, 490 00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:23,807 waking it up and turning it into a present viral infection. 491 00:28:23,932 --> 00:28:25,517 Give him interferon. 492 00:28:25,642 --> 00:28:28,770 But if it is lupus, interferon could make it worse, 493 00:28:28,895 --> 00:28:31,356 - suppress his bone marrow even further. - Which is more likely? 494 00:28:31,481 --> 00:28:35,068 Rapidly progressing, acute onset lupus in a patient already on steroids, 495 00:28:35,193 --> 00:28:37,779 or a team of doctors missing a post-viral reaction? 496 00:28:37,904 --> 00:28:39,364 We didn't miss anything. 497 00:28:39,906 --> 00:28:44,119 Well, then I'm wrong. And you shouldn't... give him interferon! 498 00:28:46,872 --> 00:28:49,374 Intravenous interferon has been shown to be effective 499 00:28:49,499 --> 00:28:51,001 against some viral infections. 500 00:28:51,126 --> 00:28:54,755 But I thought you said it wasn't an infection. You said it was lupus. 501 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:57,382 The increasingly rapid progression of the symptoms 502 00:28:57,507 --> 00:29:01,553 - has caused us to reconsider. - And what if you're wrong here, too? 503 00:29:01,678 --> 00:29:04,973 - What if it's not a virus? - There are risks with interferon, 504 00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:08,602 especially in a patient who's already immunosupressed. 505 00:29:08,727 --> 00:29:13,565 Look, at this point, your lungs, kidneys and heart are all failing. 506 00:29:13,982 --> 00:29:16,401 We really don't have any choice. 507 00:29:50,435 --> 00:29:51,645 I cheated. 508 00:29:53,688 --> 00:29:55,065 What? 509 00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:58,777 Ninth grade, Earth Science. 510 00:29:59,736 --> 00:30:00,862 Mr. Foley. 511 00:30:03,198 --> 00:30:05,992 I sat behind you, so I could cheat off of you. 512 00:30:09,996 --> 00:30:13,500 And I let you cheat, so you'd sit behind me. 513 00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:18,880 I thought we were going to grow old together. 514 00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:24,594 - In ninth grade? - No, tenth. 515 00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:29,266 What, you had to make sure I put out first? 516 00:30:31,476 --> 00:30:34,980 No, I knew you'd put out in the seventh grade. 517 00:30:42,195 --> 00:30:43,488 I love you. 518 00:30:47,826 --> 00:30:49,161 Yeah, I know. 519 00:30:50,954 --> 00:30:52,456 Say you love me. 520 00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:55,500 No. 521 00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:56,960 Why not? 522 00:30:59,129 --> 00:31:01,715 Because you're not dying. 523 00:31:03,842 --> 00:31:05,135 Say it anyway. 524 00:31:09,431 --> 00:31:11,183 You gonna make me hurt you? 525 00:31:18,982 --> 00:31:20,275 I love you. 526 00:31:31,786 --> 00:31:33,246 FOREMAN: It's not working. 527 00:31:33,371 --> 00:31:36,124 Both his lungs and kidneys are continuing to deteriorate. 528 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:39,294 - Up the dose. - We already have. 529 00:31:39,419 --> 00:31:41,630 - Apparently not enough. - I don't think it's a virus. 530 00:31:41,755 --> 00:31:45,008 We've been running titers for everything we can think of. They're all negative. 531 00:31:45,133 --> 00:31:47,302 (PAGER BEEPING) 532 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,724 - Increase the interferon. - House. 533 00:31:52,849 --> 00:31:55,727 You got a better idea other than lupus? 534 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,604 No. 535 00:31:57,729 --> 00:31:59,189 Then up the dose. 536 00:31:59,731 --> 00:32:02,776 Mr. and Mrs. Lambert's appointment was over an hour ago. 537 00:32:02,901 --> 00:32:06,780 Sorry, I was sick. And my team needed an emergency consult. 538 00:32:11,284 --> 00:32:12,869 Your wife has herpes. 539 00:32:13,995 --> 00:32:15,205 What? 540 00:32:15,997 --> 00:32:17,791 That's impossible, I don't have any... 541 00:32:17,916 --> 00:32:21,878 You haven't had an outbreak yet. Don't worry, you will. 542 00:32:23,129 --> 00:32:25,924 - You rutty jackass! - Me? 543 00:32:26,049 --> 00:32:28,426 I haven't been with anyone in 20 years. 544 00:32:28,552 --> 00:32:30,136 You're the one with the blisters on his... 545 00:32:30,262 --> 00:32:32,055 Doesn't mean that he got it first. 546 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,432 You don't need to have an outbreak to spread the virus. 547 00:32:34,558 --> 00:32:37,352 Yeah, and you're the one always talking about wanting more sex. 548 00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:38,728 From you. 549 00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:42,107 And maybe I'd get more if you weren't getting it somewhere else. 550 00:32:42,232 --> 00:32:43,817 You two obviously have a lot to talk about. 551 00:32:43,942 --> 00:32:45,610 Don't even think of dumping this in my lap. 552 00:32:45,735 --> 00:32:48,738 There's gotta be some way to prove that it's him. 553 00:32:48,863 --> 00:32:50,699 I'm sorry, there is no test. 554 00:32:50,824 --> 00:32:53,994 Either of you two ever sit on a public toilet? 555 00:32:54,828 --> 00:32:57,289 - Well? - Of course. 556 00:32:57,414 --> 00:33:00,250 Herpes can live for short periods of time outside the body. 557 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,294 Dr. House, you know you can't get herpes... 558 00:33:02,419 --> 00:33:05,130 Some politically correct doctors will tell you that it's impossible 559 00:33:05,255 --> 00:33:06,590 to get infected by a toilet seat. 560 00:33:06,715 --> 00:33:08,842 But they'll also tell you not to use the same bath towels 561 00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:11,970 to dry your crotch and your face during an outbreak. See the contradiction? 562 00:33:12,095 --> 00:33:14,055 I always use a paper cover. 563 00:33:14,180 --> 00:33:15,849 - HOUSE: Always? - Yes, of course. 564 00:33:15,974 --> 00:33:17,767 What about you? 565 00:33:17,892 --> 00:33:20,979 No. I never knew. 566 00:33:21,896 --> 00:33:24,399 Oh, please. This is ridiculous. 567 00:33:24,524 --> 00:33:26,776 Damn, I was sure it was Miyagi. 568 00:33:26,901 --> 00:33:28,278 What? 569 00:33:28,403 --> 00:33:31,323 He could believe that you can get herpes from a toilet seat, 570 00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:34,117 or he could be cheating on you and just be happy to have an out. 571 00:33:34,242 --> 00:33:36,286 The toilet seat makes sense, doesn't it? 572 00:33:36,411 --> 00:33:38,330 Sure. But she'd only refused to believe 573 00:33:38,455 --> 00:33:40,582 such a well presented lie if she were innocent. 574 00:33:40,707 --> 00:33:44,794 And since you both can't be innocent, you rutty jackass! 575 00:33:44,919 --> 00:33:46,338 YOU! 576 00:33:47,797 --> 00:33:49,633 - Thanks a lot. - My pleasure. 577 00:33:49,758 --> 00:33:52,093 Honey, wait. Please! 578 00:33:52,218 --> 00:33:53,762 Wow! 579 00:33:56,431 --> 00:33:57,766 Not bad. 580 00:34:07,150 --> 00:34:09,861 She has a family history of arthritis, doesn't she? 581 00:34:09,986 --> 00:34:12,030 Yeah, she does. What does... 582 00:34:12,155 --> 00:34:13,448 Stop the interferon, 583 00:34:13,573 --> 00:34:16,159 and do another heavy metal screen, only this time test for gold. 584 00:34:16,284 --> 00:34:17,994 You don't still think that she... 585 00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:19,579 Don't let her go to the bathroom. 586 00:34:19,704 --> 00:34:22,248 Why would you care if she... (PHONE DISCONNECTING) 587 00:34:22,374 --> 00:34:23,416 Hello? 588 00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:30,590 (WHISPERS) 589 00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:04,249 Oh! 590 00:35:04,374 --> 00:35:06,876 Hi, I'm Lady. 591 00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:12,006 - What did you do to my closet? - I cleaned it. 592 00:35:12,132 --> 00:35:13,717 Dr. Wilson said that I could go ahead... 593 00:35:13,842 --> 00:35:16,678 It's not Dr. Wilson's closet. 594 00:35:18,722 --> 00:35:20,890 - Where's the wood box? - Wood box? 595 00:35:21,015 --> 00:35:24,561 Yes, the wood box. It's made of wood, and it's box shaped. 596 00:35:24,686 --> 00:35:27,021 It's been in the back of this closet since the day I moved in. 597 00:35:27,147 --> 00:35:29,566 - I didn't see any kind of... - You may not have seen it, 598 00:35:29,691 --> 00:35:31,735 but you've obviously moved it. The question is where. 599 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:33,820 Well, I did not move anything, I just... 600 00:35:33,945 --> 00:35:35,321 It was in this closet. 601 00:35:35,447 --> 00:35:37,782 Then you came, now it's not in this closet. 602 00:35:37,907 --> 00:35:40,744 OK. What type of box? 603 00:35:40,869 --> 00:35:42,078 Wood! Wood! 604 00:35:42,203 --> 00:35:44,748 A brown wood box. It's got a metal handle on the top, 605 00:35:44,873 --> 00:35:47,584 looks like a tackle or tool box. 606 00:35:47,709 --> 00:35:50,587 Ah, you mean the chest. The one that's under the bed? 607 00:36:09,230 --> 00:36:11,065 Do you need to fix something? 608 00:36:21,367 --> 00:36:22,827 Thanks. 609 00:36:27,207 --> 00:36:29,918 Well, fine, then I'll go to one on another floor. 610 00:36:30,043 --> 00:36:33,004 Actually, they're not working there either. 611 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,549 Every bathroom in the whole hospital is out of order? 612 00:36:36,674 --> 00:36:40,053 Well, the water... 613 00:36:40,178 --> 00:36:42,096 I'm going to the bathroom. 614 00:36:47,393 --> 00:36:49,312 - Where is she? - Had to go to the bathroom. 615 00:36:49,437 --> 00:36:50,647 I told you not to let her. 616 00:36:50,772 --> 00:36:52,649 What was I supposed to do? Tie her up? 617 00:36:52,774 --> 00:36:54,359 Why not? She likes that. 618 00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:09,040 What are you doing? 619 00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:12,669 Your hand is wet. 620 00:37:12,794 --> 00:37:15,922 Sorry, must be nervous. I've got some bad news. 621 00:37:18,091 --> 00:37:19,259 What? 622 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:23,096 The damage to your husband's lungs is permanent. 623 00:37:23,763 --> 00:37:26,724 The kidney damage is reversible, and with the right therapy, 624 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:29,269 he should regain full neurological function. 625 00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:32,105 Other than the fact that he's not going to be running any marathons, 626 00:37:32,230 --> 00:37:34,023 he should be fine. 627 00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:36,818 But that's good news, isn't it? 628 00:37:36,943 --> 00:37:38,653 Not finished. 629 00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:42,198 When I was a kid, 630 00:37:42,323 --> 00:37:45,451 my dad was stationed at a Marine base in Egypt. 631 00:37:46,286 --> 00:37:47,662 We were in the middle of nowhere 632 00:37:47,787 --> 00:37:49,622 and there was absolutely nothing for a kid to do, 633 00:37:49,747 --> 00:37:51,708 except look for a mummy's tomb. 634 00:37:51,833 --> 00:37:55,587 You didn't want me to go to the bathroom because you wanted to tell me 635 00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:59,883 my husband is going to be fine and that you used to live in Egypt? 636 00:38:00,008 --> 00:38:02,927 I didn't have a problem with you going to the bathroom. 637 00:38:03,052 --> 00:38:05,972 I just didn't want you to wash your hands. 638 00:38:08,474 --> 00:38:10,602 I never actually found a mummy, 639 00:38:10,727 --> 00:38:13,813 but I did learn a fair amount about the ancient Egyptians. 640 00:38:13,938 --> 00:38:16,566 For example, they discovered that stannous chloride 641 00:38:16,691 --> 00:38:20,612 is not only great for toughening ruby glass, but if it's mixed with gold, 642 00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:22,739 it turns bright purple. 643 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:33,875 Now, either your fingers actually are worth their weight in gold... 644 00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:37,503 ...or you've been sprinkling your husband's cereal 645 00:38:37,629 --> 00:38:39,839 with gold sodium thiomalate. 646 00:38:39,964 --> 00:38:42,634 It's an arthritis remedy. It's rarely used here in the U.S., 647 00:38:42,759 --> 00:38:46,804 but it's still popular in Mexico. Gotta give you props. 648 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:51,309 Never heard of anyone using gold before. 649 00:38:52,936 --> 00:38:56,481 It's almost poetic. 650 00:38:59,067 --> 00:39:00,360 That's ridiculous. 651 00:39:00,485 --> 00:39:03,613 Heavy metal tox screen for gold was off the chart. 652 00:39:07,408 --> 00:39:10,286 - Why would I... - Because you were trying to kill him. 653 00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:14,165 I'd love to know the why behind that why. 654 00:39:15,124 --> 00:39:17,669 But you're not gonna tell me, are you? 655 00:39:19,045 --> 00:39:20,630 You're wrong. 656 00:39:22,966 --> 00:39:24,342 I love Bob. 657 00:39:25,969 --> 00:39:28,012 I never said you didn't love him. 658 00:39:33,726 --> 00:39:37,730 How could somebody do that? Sit by someone's bedside day and night 659 00:39:37,855 --> 00:39:41,109 helping them, comforting them and at the same time killing them? 660 00:39:41,234 --> 00:39:43,152 Maybe he was having an affair. 661 00:39:43,277 --> 00:39:45,071 Maybe she was having an affair. 662 00:39:45,196 --> 00:39:48,700 Or maybe she just gets her kicks out of slowly sucking the life out of a guy, 663 00:39:48,825 --> 00:39:51,619 - watching him suffer. - He must have done something to her. 664 00:39:51,744 --> 00:39:54,080 - Yeah, he had it coming. - I didn't say he deserved it. 665 00:39:54,205 --> 00:39:56,833 The only thing he did wrong was marry a sociopath. 666 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:59,711 Or maybe she just got tired of being married. 667 00:40:00,962 --> 00:40:02,964 Didn't want to admit to family and friends 668 00:40:03,089 --> 00:40:06,175 that the marriage everyone thought was perfect, wasn't. 669 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:09,554 Shouldn't one of us stay with her? What if she tries to run? 670 00:40:09,679 --> 00:40:11,681 Yeah, Cameron, go back there. 671 00:40:12,306 --> 00:40:15,143 It'd be weird if we were all in the ladies' room. 672 00:40:44,714 --> 00:40:47,717 CAMERON: We started chelation therapy with dimercaprol. 673 00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,679 Thrilled to hear it. 674 00:40:52,805 --> 00:40:54,807 His kidney function hasn't improved. 675 00:40:54,932 --> 00:40:56,726 It will. 676 00:40:56,851 --> 00:40:59,062 He's gonna need a lung transplant. 677 00:41:01,022 --> 00:41:04,067 He's becoming more attractive by the minute, isn't he? 678 00:41:05,902 --> 00:41:07,487 You're pleased. 679 00:41:07,612 --> 00:41:11,574 You think you've proved that every marriage is a mistake. 680 00:41:11,699 --> 00:41:13,493 Do I look pleased? 681 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,474 Ignorance is bliss. 682 00:42:36,826 --> 00:42:39,287 VOICE ON MACHINE: You have one new message. 683 00:42:39,871 --> 00:42:42,540 Hi, this is Blake Hanson calling for Dr. Wilson. 684 00:42:42,665 --> 00:42:44,584 I got a better offer for the apartment. 685 00:42:44,709 --> 00:42:46,294 I know I offered it to you already, 686 00:42:46,419 --> 00:42:48,462 so if you match the offer you can still have the place. 687 00:42:48,588 --> 00:42:51,174 Make sure you call me first thing in the morning and let me know. 688 00:42:51,299 --> 00:42:53,634 Otherwise, well, you've got my number. 689 00:43:03,644 --> 00:43:05,813 VOICE ON MACHINE: Message deleted.