1 00:00:01,940 --> 00:00:04,985 - Two spades. - Three hearts. 2 00:00:06,069 --> 00:00:07,613 WOMAN: It's all yours. 3 00:00:08,614 --> 00:00:09,906 I'm void. 4 00:00:10,991 --> 00:00:12,618 And that's five. 5 00:00:13,744 --> 00:00:16,913 And that's six. Not bad. 6 00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:20,917 On a slam contract, you normally wanna play your winners early. 7 00:00:21,043 --> 00:00:24,254 - Sorry, Daddy. - You're learning. You're doing fine. 8 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:27,257 Connie Gilman's a good player. And a widow. 9 00:00:27,382 --> 00:00:31,219 I should take her out because she can play bridge. 10 00:00:31,803 --> 00:00:33,430 You're a true romantic. 11 00:00:34,139 --> 00:00:37,517 WOMAN: You should ask somebody out. You think Cecile's not dating yet? 12 00:00:37,643 --> 00:00:39,686 Cecile was dating before she left. 13 00:00:39,811 --> 00:00:40,771 WOMAN: Oh, shut up, Marv. 14 00:00:40,896 --> 00:00:43,815 Nope. I have a partner and she's doing great. 15 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,817 Amy should be out having fun. 16 00:00:47,903 --> 00:00:49,821 - I'm having fun. - MAN: Yeah. 17 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:53,283 Look like you're having the time of your life. 18 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:02,459 One no trump. 19 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:03,877 (WOMAN WHOOPING) 20 00:01:04,294 --> 00:01:08,674 I-I'm just a little nauseous. I think I ate too much. 21 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:12,761 - Can we take a break? - Of course. Excuse us. 22 00:01:15,472 --> 00:01:17,849 - What did you eat? - Nothing weird. 23 00:01:17,974 --> 00:01:19,893 - Have you been drinking? - No, Dad, you know... 24 00:01:20,018 --> 00:01:21,895 Because I don't mind if you... 25 00:01:22,729 --> 00:01:23,897 Dad? 26 00:01:26,733 --> 00:01:27,859 Dad? 27 00:01:28,652 --> 00:01:30,570 Dad? What are you doing? 28 00:01:35,117 --> 00:01:37,703 You're scaring me! It hurts! Let go! 29 00:01:38,161 --> 00:01:39,871 What are you doing? 30 00:01:40,789 --> 00:01:41,957 MAN: Henry! 31 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:45,585 Henry, let go of her! 32 00:01:47,379 --> 00:01:50,465 The occasional drink doesn't bother me, but... 33 00:01:52,634 --> 00:01:54,761 - What? - Are you okay? 34 00:01:54,886 --> 00:01:56,513 What's the matter? 35 00:02:39,055 --> 00:02:41,933 You had what's called an absence seizure. 36 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:43,685 Anything like that happen to you before? 37 00:02:43,810 --> 00:02:45,020 No, nothing. 38 00:02:45,145 --> 00:02:48,315 He's been really healthy. He jogs, he eats right, he... 39 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:51,193 Well, I did have a headache last Sunday. 40 00:02:51,318 --> 00:02:55,280 And for the past two years I've been getting acid reflux a lot, 41 00:02:55,405 --> 00:02:58,867 and I thought that antacids were all I needed. 42 00:02:58,992 --> 00:03:00,494 Should I have come in sooner? 43 00:03:00,619 --> 00:03:02,496 For acid reflux and a headache? 44 00:03:07,751 --> 00:03:11,755 Well, I... You know, I hear the coffee downstairs is really good. 45 00:03:11,880 --> 00:03:13,840 Could you get me a cup, honey? 46 00:03:17,511 --> 00:03:19,930 Would you mind closing the blinds? 47 00:03:24,768 --> 00:03:27,854 FOREMAN: His right testicle was almost twice as big as his left. 48 00:03:27,979 --> 00:03:30,857 - Cool. - It's probably testicular cancer. 49 00:03:31,525 --> 00:03:33,068 No. That's impossible. 50 00:03:33,193 --> 00:03:34,319 The symptoms all indicate... 51 00:03:34,444 --> 00:03:36,530 The shoes aren't right. 52 00:03:38,907 --> 00:03:41,660 Here's how testicular cancer would manifest itself. 53 00:03:41,785 --> 00:03:44,913 First, the patient would get the exact symptoms that he's got. 54 00:03:45,038 --> 00:03:46,832 Then Foreman would examine him. 55 00:03:46,957 --> 00:03:48,625 Then he'd suspect testicular cancer 56 00:03:48,750 --> 00:03:50,794 on account of the symptoms being so perfect. 57 00:03:50,919 --> 00:03:53,672 Then he'd stick a needle in it, then he'd call a surgeon. 58 00:03:53,797 --> 00:03:57,717 And while that guy operates, the rest of us would be out bowling. 59 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:01,263 And, since we're not wearing bowling shoes, 60 00:04:01,388 --> 00:04:03,598 the disease obviously did not progress in that fashion. 61 00:04:03,723 --> 00:04:06,476 LP showed some white cells. But his MRl's clean. 62 00:04:06,601 --> 00:04:09,980 Sure. If you call a microabcess in his brain "clean." 63 00:04:12,732 --> 00:04:13,692 What, you don't trust me? 64 00:04:13,817 --> 00:04:16,194 Are you're talking about the left temporal lobe? 65 00:04:16,319 --> 00:04:17,779 Neat, you can see through my hand. 66 00:04:17,904 --> 00:04:20,073 - It's just a shadow. - Or it's an infection. 67 00:04:20,198 --> 00:04:21,950 When guys have brain-crotch problems 68 00:04:22,075 --> 00:04:24,911 it's usually the result of using one too much and the other too little. 69 00:04:25,036 --> 00:04:28,039 Blood and urine were negative for syphilis, gonorrhea, and chlamydia. 70 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:30,083 So treat him for all three, stat. 71 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:32,460 Negative means he doesn't have it. 72 00:04:32,586 --> 00:04:34,462 No, negative means he probably doesn't have it, 73 00:04:34,588 --> 00:04:36,089 which means he probably has cancer. 74 00:04:36,214 --> 00:04:38,258 I thought we were wearing the wrong shoes for cancer. 75 00:04:38,383 --> 00:04:40,927 We're wearing the wrong shoes for testicular cancer. 76 00:04:41,052 --> 00:04:44,681 They're perfect for lymphoma. Except Chase's, they're just goofy. 77 00:04:45,432 --> 00:04:47,142 Lymphoma could cause infiltrates 78 00:04:47,267 --> 00:04:48,977 in his reproductive organs and his brain. 79 00:04:49,102 --> 00:04:51,479 If it's this advanced, he's dead no matter what we do. 80 00:04:51,605 --> 00:04:55,066 So give him the STD meds and hope the tests were wrong. 81 00:05:01,406 --> 00:05:05,160 Who's the lucky woman? 82 00:05:05,285 --> 00:05:06,786 My wife. 83 00:05:06,912 --> 00:05:09,164 No, I don't wanna know who gets the chocolates, 84 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:12,000 I wanna know who you're having the affair with. 85 00:05:12,167 --> 00:05:14,669 He fell on his head as a child. Tragic. 86 00:05:14,794 --> 00:05:17,047 Norwegian chocolate. 87 00:05:17,172 --> 00:05:20,300 Frankly, you buy that stuff, the terrorists win. 88 00:05:20,425 --> 00:05:24,471 Some people bottle up their feelings, have them come out as physical pain. 89 00:05:24,596 --> 00:05:28,266 Healthy human beings express feelings, such as affection, by giving gifts. 90 00:05:28,391 --> 00:05:30,185 Gifts express guilt. 91 00:05:30,310 --> 00:05:32,520 The more expensive the expression, the deeper the guilt. 92 00:05:32,646 --> 00:05:34,022 That's a $12 box. 93 00:05:34,147 --> 00:05:36,942 Either you haven't slept with her yet or she wasn't that good. 94 00:05:37,067 --> 00:05:38,902 It's not all about sex, House. 95 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:40,946 Really? When did that change? 96 00:05:44,658 --> 00:05:46,701 I wanna get Depo-Provera. 97 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:51,373 Actually, at your age, as long as you're careful, 98 00:05:51,498 --> 00:05:53,875 the risk of you getting pregnant is pretty limited. 99 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:56,878 Yeah, but it would calm me down, right? If I get a high enough dose. 100 00:05:57,003 --> 00:06:01,758 You mean "calm" as in a peaceful lake on a cool summer evening? 101 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:05,512 Or in the lesser-used meaning of nothing can ever bother you again 102 00:06:05,637 --> 00:06:07,389 because life has absolutely no meaning. 103 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:10,684 High dose of Depo-Provera will chemically castrate you. 104 00:06:11,101 --> 00:06:12,268 Yeah. 105 00:06:16,356 --> 00:06:19,401 Okay, I'm gonna get up to leave now. 106 00:06:19,526 --> 00:06:21,528 I'm gonna walk to that door, turn the handle, 107 00:06:21,653 --> 00:06:24,739 and then you're suddenly gonna decide that you have to tell me the truth. 108 00:06:24,864 --> 00:06:27,242 I'm gonna have to turn around, come all the way back. 109 00:06:27,367 --> 00:06:32,288 You see, the thing is, my leg hurts. Can we cut the walking out of the equation? 110 00:06:32,414 --> 00:06:34,165 I love cows. 111 00:06:39,838 --> 00:06:42,257 Any particular variety? 112 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:45,051 Guernseys? Holsteins? 113 00:06:45,176 --> 00:06:46,553 Which are the black and white ones? 114 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,388 Oh, God. 115 00:06:48,513 --> 00:06:51,182 I pass a farm on my way to school. 116 00:06:51,683 --> 00:06:56,229 And they're so beautiful, they're so majestic, I dream about them. 117 00:06:58,189 --> 00:07:02,027 Leather shoes, hamburgers. How could anybody do that to a cow? 118 00:07:02,152 --> 00:07:04,988 Make love, not belts. That's beautiful. 119 00:07:05,113 --> 00:07:07,323 - I haven't actually... - Relax. 120 00:07:07,449 --> 00:07:09,659 This is something we doctors deal with all the time. 121 00:07:09,784 --> 00:07:13,163 I'm gonna write you the name of a drug. You don't need a prescription. 122 00:07:13,288 --> 00:07:14,914 And it looks just like Depo-Provera. 123 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:17,542 - But does it do the same thing? - Oh, God, no. 124 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:21,796 That stuff has all sorts of nasty side effects. It's real medicine. 125 00:07:22,005 --> 00:07:25,884 No, this is all you need. Your frat buddies will be completely fooled. 126 00:07:26,384 --> 00:07:28,928 You can tell them how appalled the doctor was. 127 00:07:29,054 --> 00:07:30,597 Lots of laughs. 128 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:34,768 We think you may have a sexually transmitted disease. 129 00:07:34,893 --> 00:07:36,311 No. It's not possible. 130 00:07:36,436 --> 00:07:39,272 Sir, maybe we should speak in private? 131 00:07:39,397 --> 00:07:40,815 Have you tested him for this? 132 00:07:40,940 --> 00:07:41,983 The tests were negative. 133 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:46,029 Well, then it's not that. So, what else could it be? 134 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:48,031 Nothing good. 135 00:07:48,156 --> 00:07:51,076 If you've been having sex you have to tell me. 136 00:07:51,201 --> 00:07:54,913 I have not had sex since my divorce! 137 00:07:58,374 --> 00:08:02,378 I didn't ask him to take the medicine. I asked you to give him the medicine. 138 00:08:02,504 --> 00:08:04,881 - He hasn't had sex in over a year. - He's lying. 139 00:08:05,006 --> 00:08:06,466 He knows what's at stake. 140 00:08:06,591 --> 00:08:08,968 We should start treating him for lymphoma right away. 141 00:08:09,094 --> 00:08:10,637 Maybe if we hit him hard and fast. 142 00:08:10,762 --> 00:08:11,971 Wilson! 143 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:14,099 How long can you go without sex? 144 00:08:14,224 --> 00:08:15,892 How long can you go without annoying people? 145 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,977 No, seriously. A week, a month? 146 00:08:18,103 --> 00:08:19,312 I'm not having an affair! 147 00:08:19,437 --> 00:08:20,814 I didn't say you were. 148 00:08:20,939 --> 00:08:23,650 Not in this conversation. We're talking about a patient. 149 00:08:23,775 --> 00:08:26,736 People have impulse control. We don't need sex. 150 00:08:26,861 --> 00:08:30,490 Well, not like air. But as a biological imperative, sure we do. 151 00:08:30,615 --> 00:08:33,201 There's two things we get stupid for: money and sex. 152 00:08:33,326 --> 00:08:35,870 And since money rarely enters the bloodstream... 153 00:08:35,995 --> 00:08:38,456 Was his daughter in the room when you asked if he'd had sex? 154 00:08:38,581 --> 00:08:41,334 I told him we could talk privately, he didn't care if she was there. 155 00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:44,295 It's almost noon. The little girl would go to lunch. 156 00:08:44,420 --> 00:08:48,341 As soon as she's out the door, you're gonna get paged. Then you page me. 157 00:08:48,550 --> 00:08:51,427 (PAGER BEEPING) 158 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:54,639 Lunch is early, huh? 159 00:09:01,479 --> 00:09:04,649 Hi. I'm Dr. House. 160 00:09:05,024 --> 00:09:08,111 I hear you'd rather die than admit you had sex. 161 00:09:09,529 --> 00:09:14,492 - Sorry. I couldn't tell my daughter. - Right. Because she's, what, 22? 162 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:16,161 I slept with her mom. 163 00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:20,957 She probably knows that's happened already. 164 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,334 Roll over. 165 00:09:25,003 --> 00:09:27,881 My wife had an affair. I forgave her. 166 00:09:29,215 --> 00:09:32,802 She had another affair and I forgave her again. 167 00:09:34,012 --> 00:09:35,680 Amy thinks I was an idiot. 168 00:09:35,805 --> 00:09:38,933 So smart. You must be very proud. Roll over. 169 00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:41,769 I assume you've been in love. 170 00:09:42,187 --> 00:09:44,939 Is that the one that makes your pants feel funny? 171 00:09:45,064 --> 00:09:47,275 I'm starting you on a cocktail of STD meds. 172 00:09:47,400 --> 00:09:52,071 Amy is just getting over it. She barely spoke to her mom for months 173 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:54,699 and if she thought that it was happening again, 174 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:56,868 that that's why I got sick... 175 00:10:00,914 --> 00:10:02,498 We just happened to be 176 00:10:02,624 --> 00:10:06,419 at the same Italian cheese-tasting thing. 177 00:10:06,878 --> 00:10:09,380 Cheese is the devil's plaything. 178 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:11,758 It was just the one night. 179 00:10:11,883 --> 00:10:14,260 You're obviously completely over her. 180 00:10:14,385 --> 00:10:18,431 Amy thinks love leads you to make stupid choices. 181 00:10:18,806 --> 00:10:20,850 You're certainly setting a good example for her. 182 00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:22,602 Yeah. She just doesn't get it. 183 00:10:22,727 --> 00:10:24,812 If you're not prepared to look stupid, 184 00:10:24,938 --> 00:10:28,024 then nothing great is ever gonna happen, right? 185 00:10:30,068 --> 00:10:31,277 On the other hand, 186 00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:34,906 I guess your testicles aren't going to explode, either. 187 00:10:38,743 --> 00:10:39,869 Dad. 188 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:42,455 Is everything okay? 189 00:10:43,539 --> 00:10:46,167 I have a sexually transmitted disease. 190 00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:48,920 How is that possible? 191 00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:52,465 He met a woman in church. 192 00:10:57,053 --> 00:10:58,554 Does she play bridge? 193 00:10:58,680 --> 00:10:59,973 Does she... 194 00:11:00,306 --> 00:11:01,432 (HENRY LAUGHING) 195 00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:02,976 (COUGHING) 196 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:07,146 (MONITORS BEEPING RAPIDLY) Crash cart! Oh, God! 197 00:11:10,775 --> 00:11:13,194 - Is this another seizure? - Shut up! 198 00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:15,071 Coming in! 199 00:11:16,114 --> 00:11:17,198 AMY: Oh, God! 200 00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:18,283 NURSE: Here you go. 201 00:11:18,408 --> 00:11:20,535 Forty milligrams furosemide. 202 00:11:20,952 --> 00:11:22,495 Knock him out. 203 00:11:22,662 --> 00:11:23,913 It's in. 204 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,632 How would an STD do this? 205 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:36,342 It wouldn't. 206 00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:43,641 CHASE: It was flash pulmonary edema. 207 00:11:43,808 --> 00:11:46,561 We took a liter of fluid off but the problem wasn't with his lungs. 208 00:11:46,686 --> 00:11:50,231 It's his heart. There are vegetations obstructing his mitral valve. 209 00:11:50,356 --> 00:11:53,401 It's not an STD. Lymphoma wouldn't erupt that suddenly. 210 00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:54,610 So what is it then? 211 00:11:54,736 --> 00:11:58,281 A disease that attacks his brain, heart and testicles. 212 00:11:58,406 --> 00:12:01,451 - I think Byron wrote about that. - Could be psittacosis. 213 00:12:01,576 --> 00:12:04,037 Chlamydia cultures would've come back positive. 214 00:12:04,162 --> 00:12:05,997 Strep viridians can hit the heart. 215 00:12:06,122 --> 00:12:08,583 (SIGHS) Wouldn't mess with the reproductive system. 216 00:12:08,708 --> 00:12:13,296 Maybe things aren't so nicely connected. He's 65. 217 00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,173 We could be looking at multiple systems 218 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:17,759 just starting to break down independently. 219 00:12:17,884 --> 00:12:20,678 Way to a man's heart is through his stomach. 220 00:12:20,803 --> 00:12:24,432 He's had acid reflux for years, it can't be relevant. 221 00:12:24,557 --> 00:12:28,394 Seems there are other ways to kill people besides having sex with them. 222 00:12:37,487 --> 00:12:39,614 You don't need this so much. 223 00:12:41,115 --> 00:12:45,203 Problem is not your lungs, it's your heart. 224 00:12:46,454 --> 00:12:47,455 (COUGHING) 225 00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:52,752 That Italian cheese thing at the church, what sort of cheese? 226 00:12:52,877 --> 00:12:54,128 Why do you need to know? 227 00:12:54,253 --> 00:12:56,255 I'm having a fondue party. 228 00:12:56,547 --> 00:12:59,634 - Was it sheep cheese? - Might have been, why? 229 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:01,594 - Was it soft? - Yeah. 230 00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:04,389 - Taste like crap? - Yeah, bitter. 231 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:05,890 Taste like this? 232 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:10,561 Yeah, but how did you... 233 00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,897 That was regular low-fat American. 234 00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:15,149 I added some bacteria for flavor. 235 00:13:15,274 --> 00:13:16,609 You fed him bacteria? 236 00:13:16,734 --> 00:13:18,152 It's pretty much on everything. 237 00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:21,531 Especially the unpasteurized sheep cheese they make in the Alps. 238 00:13:21,656 --> 00:13:23,574 That stuff will give you brucellosis. 239 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:27,245 Key to a long life: exotic women and boring cheese. 240 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:29,831 I'm gonna start you on rifampin and doxycycline. 241 00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:31,499 Doesn't make any sense. 242 00:13:31,624 --> 00:13:34,502 I mean, nobody else at the church got sick. 243 00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:39,048 99.9% of Christians have so much acid in their stomach, 244 00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:41,300 they become churning cauldrons of death 245 00:13:41,426 --> 00:13:43,845 for all those nasty little brucellosis bugs. 246 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:46,889 But you were taking antacids for your acid reflux. 247 00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:49,350 So that turns your digestive tract 248 00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:53,354 into a pleasant scenic river for all those bacterial tourists. 249 00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:00,862 You sure you're right? 250 00:14:00,987 --> 00:14:02,447 Absolutely. Your socks don't match. 251 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:04,449 Which means you got up and got dressed in the dark, 252 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:06,200 which means you don't wanna wake your wife, 253 00:14:06,325 --> 00:14:08,494 which means you don't wanna talk to her, which means... 254 00:14:08,619 --> 00:14:10,037 I was referring to your patient. 255 00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:11,205 Oh, that. 256 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,833 No. Come on, I'm basing it on cheese. 257 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:15,501 How long before you get the tests back? 258 00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:16,961 Well, we'll know before that. 259 00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:20,173 If I'm wrong, he'll just keep getting worse and slowly die. 260 00:14:21,299 --> 00:14:24,218 And if I'm right, either we caught it in time and he gets better, 261 00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:27,847 or we didn't, and he goes into cardiac arrest at any moment. 262 00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,517 (MONITORS BEEPING) 263 00:14:32,018 --> 00:14:33,269 Paddles! 264 00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:41,194 Charging. Two-fifty. Clear! 265 00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:44,780 Charging! Three hundred! Clear! 266 00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:48,117 Charging! Three-sixty! Clear! 267 00:14:48,242 --> 00:14:49,702 Epinephrine. 268 00:15:04,050 --> 00:15:06,928 - You gonna tell her? - That you suspect an affair? 269 00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:09,263 Sure. Well, she already hates you, why not? 270 00:15:09,388 --> 00:15:12,475 Because you think getting it off your chest will let you sleep better. 271 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,603 It won't. You'll end up sleeping on my lumpy couch. 272 00:15:15,728 --> 00:15:16,729 There's nothing to tell. 273 00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:19,023 Why are you playing foosball here at 8:00 at night? 274 00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:21,859 You always wanna simplify everything. (PAGER BEEPING) 275 00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:25,655 Boil it down to nice, easy equations. Nice, easy answers. 276 00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:29,534 Go home and have sex with your wife. 277 00:15:32,870 --> 00:15:36,123 His heart is back in sinus rhythm. There's a lot of damage, though. 278 00:15:36,249 --> 00:15:38,584 It was brucellosis, but we got to it too late. 279 00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,753 The vegetation broke off in his main coronary artery 280 00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:42,129 and caused an infarction. 281 00:15:42,255 --> 00:15:46,300 His heart muscle's half dead. He'll be lucky to last a week. 282 00:15:46,425 --> 00:15:48,594 Other than that, how's he doing? 283 00:15:51,430 --> 00:15:52,640 Seriously. 284 00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:57,395 His brain, testicle, lungs, tonsils, how's all that other stuff doing? 285 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:01,983 His brain is clear now and so is the genito-urinary tract 286 00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:04,318 and his kidney function is good. 287 00:16:04,443 --> 00:16:08,281 So, all he needs is a heart and he's out of here. 288 00:16:11,659 --> 00:16:14,161 HOUSE: He's a prime candidate for transplant. 289 00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:17,039 Doesn't smoke, drinks moderately. 290 00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:20,209 His tox screen was negative for illegal drugs and legal ones. 291 00:16:20,334 --> 00:16:22,795 Surveillance blood cultures show absolutely no sign 292 00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,630 of any lingering brucella bacteria. 293 00:16:24,755 --> 00:16:26,716 He's 66 years old. 294 00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,343 He told me he was 65. 295 00:16:29,468 --> 00:16:30,803 Liar. I'm out of here. 296 00:16:30,928 --> 00:16:35,141 There is an inverse correlation between patient age and success rates. 297 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,475 He's in excellent health. 298 00:16:36,601 --> 00:16:40,229 This was his first hospitalization since breaking his leg at 23. 299 00:16:40,354 --> 00:16:41,939 Or 22, I'm not sure anymore. 300 00:16:42,064 --> 00:16:45,151 If this patient were to survive the operation, 301 00:16:45,401 --> 00:16:46,861 he'd get another, what, 302 00:16:46,986 --> 00:16:50,406 five, 10, maybe 20 years if he's very lucky? 303 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:54,160 So you're saying that old people aren't as worth saving as young people? 304 00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:56,912 He's saying that hearts are a scarce resource. 305 00:16:57,038 --> 00:16:59,624 - We have to choose criteria... - HOUSE: No, I get it. 306 00:16:59,749 --> 00:17:02,460 Women live longer, so they should get preference, right? 307 00:17:02,585 --> 00:17:04,962 And African-Americans, they die a lot younger, 308 00:17:05,087 --> 00:17:06,255 so to hell with them. 309 00:17:06,380 --> 00:17:09,008 What, you think you're gonna win me over by calling me a racist? 310 00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,218 If the test is who gets to use it the longest, 311 00:17:11,344 --> 00:17:13,429 you can either be a racist or a hypocrite. 312 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,849 Your patient had a life, a family. 313 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:19,393 We've got 18-year-old kids who... 314 00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:21,520 How old are you, Doctor? 315 00:17:21,687 --> 00:17:24,523 When do we get to toss you on an ice floe? 316 00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,317 CUDDY: And thank you, Dr. House. 317 00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:29,111 Unless anybody else has any further questions, 318 00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:31,781 we will now go into private session. 319 00:17:32,281 --> 00:17:36,494 Oh, I'm on pins and needles. I wonder how you'll decide. 320 00:17:41,415 --> 00:17:45,211 The Nets just won their third game in a row, beat the Lakers. 321 00:17:49,548 --> 00:17:50,883 I'm sorry. 322 00:17:51,342 --> 00:17:52,843 They voted no. 323 00:17:55,846 --> 00:17:56,931 So, 324 00:17:58,099 --> 00:17:59,183 when 325 00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,436 will I die? 326 00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:07,566 You might have a week. 327 00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:39,432 I wrote a letter to the Board of Directors 328 00:18:39,557 --> 00:18:41,809 appealing the transplant committee's decision. 329 00:18:41,934 --> 00:18:45,479 I'm alleging bias against you clouded their medical judgment. 330 00:18:45,604 --> 00:18:47,648 - I need you to sign. - They made the right call. 331 00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:49,817 You don't believe that. You told the committee... 332 00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:52,278 I was advocating for my patient. 333 00:18:59,452 --> 00:19:00,494 Then why are you... 334 00:19:00,619 --> 00:19:02,663 Advocating for my patient. 335 00:19:03,330 --> 00:19:04,874 I've got that clinic duty. 336 00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:08,502 I need you to get me the files on everybody who dies here today. 337 00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:11,046 You really think this thing will change their decision? 338 00:19:11,172 --> 00:19:12,298 Nope. 339 00:19:19,263 --> 00:19:21,140 (MOOING LIKE A COW) 340 00:19:21,932 --> 00:19:23,809 I think I broke my ankle. 341 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:25,978 I was kicked. By a hoof. 342 00:19:27,271 --> 00:19:30,316 I'm so in love. She was so beautiful. 343 00:19:30,649 --> 00:19:32,693 Which one? One of the black and white ones, 344 00:19:32,818 --> 00:19:35,446 - I'm not sure what type... - Not which type, which one? 345 00:19:35,571 --> 00:19:36,989 I want a name. 346 00:19:37,114 --> 00:19:40,618 - Why would it have a name? - Not "it." "She." Or "he." 347 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:43,078 I wanna know her dreams, her hopes. 348 00:19:43,204 --> 00:19:44,330 It's a cow. 349 00:19:45,039 --> 00:19:47,792 Hey, I'm not the one who said he was in love. 350 00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:52,421 People who actually have this condition rationalize it. 351 00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:55,966 They dismiss it, they don't elevate it to the level of poetry. 352 00:19:56,091 --> 00:19:58,219 Plus there's a wooden splinter in there. 353 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,554 So, either you hit yourself with a two-by-four, 354 00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:02,306 or Elsie has a peg leg. 355 00:20:02,765 --> 00:20:04,308 I'm off duty at 6:00. 356 00:20:04,433 --> 00:20:07,269 Give yourself another whack, come back and scam somebody else. 357 00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:11,816 I'm sick! And you're a doctor, you have a duty to help me. 358 00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,568 Technically, I don't have to treat anybody 359 00:20:14,693 --> 00:20:20,157 before running a series of painful and often humiliating tests. 360 00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:26,622 Whatever you need. 361 00:20:27,289 --> 00:20:29,041 90-year-old woman died of pneumonia. 362 00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:31,919 Unless she has a bionic heart, what's next? 363 00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,047 Baby died in the ICU... 364 00:20:35,172 --> 00:20:38,968 Babies are useless. They got hearts the size of ping-pong balls. Next. 365 00:20:39,927 --> 00:20:41,804 A 40-year-old male. 366 00:20:42,513 --> 00:20:44,306 - HOUSE: Yes? - Heart attack. 367 00:20:46,058 --> 00:20:48,769 If you really cared about me, you'd find me a better corpse. 368 00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:51,647 There's no other deaths. There's one woman who was in a car accident. 369 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:52,982 Bad one, I hope. 370 00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:55,276 The organ procurement people have been notified. 371 00:20:55,401 --> 00:20:56,402 Give me her file. 372 00:20:56,527 --> 00:20:58,946 It's in the ER, they're still working on her. 373 00:20:59,947 --> 00:21:01,615 Age? About 40. 374 00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:03,325 Young, damn. 375 00:21:03,450 --> 00:21:04,535 Young is good. 376 00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:06,620 Smoker? Don't know. 377 00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:08,664 - Find out. - She's still alive. 378 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,666 Even if we get on the list, we can't go near her... 379 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:11,959 Overweight? 380 00:21:12,334 --> 00:21:13,961 She's on the hefty side. 381 00:21:14,086 --> 00:21:16,505 Excellent. Our odds just went up. 382 00:21:16,630 --> 00:21:18,424 What odds? What is this? 383 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:21,927 60% of potential donor hearts get tossed in the trash 384 00:21:22,052 --> 00:21:23,846 because there's something wrong with them. 385 00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:25,598 With fat people, it's closer to 80. 386 00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:27,349 But if her heart's no good, then... 387 00:21:27,474 --> 00:21:30,895 Big fat, sloppy heart beats no heart at all. 388 00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:33,939 (MONITORS BEEPING) 389 00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:51,957 - Are you Mr. Neuberger? - Yes. 390 00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:55,044 I'm Dr. House. I need to ask you a few questions about your wife. 391 00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:56,211 Is she gonna be okay? 392 00:21:56,337 --> 00:21:58,172 I'm afraid I don't know that. 393 00:21:58,505 --> 00:22:00,007 Could you tell me about her accident? 394 00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:03,636 They think she fell asleep, went off the road. That's all they told me. 395 00:22:03,761 --> 00:22:05,596 Any problems with her health up until now? 396 00:22:05,721 --> 00:22:06,764 Why? 397 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:10,059 Please, it's important. 398 00:22:11,477 --> 00:22:13,562 She had a fever today, but otherwise she was... 399 00:22:13,687 --> 00:22:16,440 - How high? - About 101. 400 00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:20,819 She hasn't missed a day of teaching in years. 401 00:22:21,111 --> 00:22:23,697 And I should've made her stay home. 402 00:22:24,573 --> 00:22:26,325 Any other symptoms? 403 00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:29,745 A stomachache. Who cares? She was in a car crash! 404 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,830 - Mr. Neuberger? Yeah? - My name's Ellen Stambler. 405 00:22:31,956 --> 00:22:34,541 I'm the organ procurement coordinator for southern New Jersey. 406 00:22:34,667 --> 00:22:38,754 I just want to assure you that we'll treat her organs with care and dignity. 407 00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:42,091 Her organs? 408 00:22:45,594 --> 00:22:46,971 Laura died? 409 00:22:48,138 --> 00:22:50,015 I'm sorry, I thought... 410 00:22:51,392 --> 00:22:53,435 She was just pronounced dead. 411 00:22:54,436 --> 00:22:55,646 I thought he was telling you. 412 00:22:55,771 --> 00:22:57,481 I didn't know. 413 00:22:58,482 --> 00:23:00,985 You should never make assumptions. 414 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:05,572 What did you want from me? 415 00:23:07,992 --> 00:23:10,160 I'm sorry for your loss. 416 00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:12,871 But I need your wife's heart. 417 00:23:22,423 --> 00:23:24,967 The organ procurement coordinator just left the hospital. 418 00:23:25,092 --> 00:23:28,470 Means we got lucky. Either that or she's getting lunch. 419 00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:31,598 Dead woman's last name have a "U" or a "W"? 420 00:23:31,724 --> 00:23:33,976 You're hacking into a confidential patient file? 421 00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:35,811 Is that a problem for you? 422 00:23:35,936 --> 00:23:37,730 It's a N-E-U. 423 00:23:38,522 --> 00:23:40,107 HOUSE: Berger. 424 00:23:43,277 --> 00:23:47,489 Three minutes ago, her organs were officially declared "not viable." 425 00:23:47,614 --> 00:23:49,825 Time to go dumpster diving. 426 00:23:58,917 --> 00:23:59,960 FOREMAN: Hey! 427 00:24:00,085 --> 00:24:03,005 She's got Hepatitis C. Her ALTs are three times normal. 428 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,924 With Henry's immune system down, an infected heart will kill him. 429 00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,676 Fortunately, she didn't have Hep C. 430 00:24:07,801 --> 00:24:10,095 - She tested positive. - Her history says otherwise. 431 00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:12,681 Her husband told me she was running a fever with stomach pains, 432 00:24:12,806 --> 00:24:14,808 not symptomatic of Hep C. 433 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:48,425 What are you doing? What are you doing? 434 00:24:48,550 --> 00:24:50,552 Hey, what are you doing? 435 00:24:51,095 --> 00:24:52,554 Again, sorry. 436 00:24:53,263 --> 00:24:55,057 But we need to talk. 437 00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:59,478 Mr. Neuberger has every right to take his wife off the ventilator. 438 00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:01,480 His wife signed an organ donor card. 439 00:25:01,605 --> 00:25:04,650 Which became invalid when her organs were turned down. 440 00:25:04,775 --> 00:25:07,444 I can use them! I just need some time. 441 00:25:07,736 --> 00:25:09,404 Committee says they won't take her heart. 442 00:25:09,530 --> 00:25:11,824 Another committee says a guy can't have a heart. 443 00:25:11,949 --> 00:25:13,408 It's a marriage made in heaven. 444 00:25:13,534 --> 00:25:15,285 I could find a surgical team that can do this, 445 00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:18,163 classify it as experimental. It's not gonna screw with their numbers. 446 00:25:18,288 --> 00:25:20,666 This is what she wanted. She wanted her organs to help other... 447 00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:22,668 She never wanted to be kept alive on a ventilator! 448 00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:24,670 She's not, she's dead! 449 00:25:24,795 --> 00:25:27,256 She's not in pain, she's not suffering, 450 00:25:27,381 --> 00:25:29,633 it's just her meat we're dealing with here. 451 00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:34,555 - This is my wife. - Not anymore. 452 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:37,683 She deserves some respect, some dignity. 453 00:25:37,808 --> 00:25:39,393 - I respect the living. - Right! 454 00:25:39,518 --> 00:25:42,104 That is why you made me think that you were her doctor, 455 00:25:42,229 --> 00:25:45,023 made me believe that maybe there was some hope. 456 00:25:45,149 --> 00:25:47,651 - I never said that I was her doctor. - Fine! You didn't lie, 457 00:25:47,776 --> 00:25:49,695 but you sure as hell didn't give me any respect. 458 00:25:49,820 --> 00:25:51,989 I'm taking her off the machines. Now. 459 00:25:53,866 --> 00:25:55,284 Nicely played. 460 00:25:55,409 --> 00:25:56,493 It's not over. 461 00:26:02,833 --> 00:26:05,294 Excuse me. Are you Mr. Neuberger? 462 00:26:05,752 --> 00:26:07,254 Yeah, why? 463 00:26:07,379 --> 00:26:08,797 I'm Amy Arrington. 464 00:26:09,715 --> 00:26:11,633 I wanted to thank you. 465 00:26:15,387 --> 00:26:16,388 (SIGHS) 466 00:26:19,516 --> 00:26:21,810 This girl's father will die by next weekend 467 00:26:21,935 --> 00:26:23,729 unless he gets your wife's heart. 468 00:26:23,854 --> 00:26:26,481 House, don't you think that's a little manipulative? 469 00:26:26,607 --> 00:26:29,401 No. It's hugely manipulative. 470 00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:31,320 You're an ass. 471 00:26:31,445 --> 00:26:34,573 Hey, listen! You take your wife off life support 472 00:26:34,698 --> 00:26:37,367 and I'll have forgotten about this in two weeks. 473 00:26:37,492 --> 00:26:38,744 Gail here, on the other hand... 474 00:26:38,869 --> 00:26:41,246 - Amy. - Whatever. 475 00:26:42,706 --> 00:26:46,752 You're mad at me. Fine, I get that. Take it out on me, not on her. 476 00:26:52,758 --> 00:26:54,343 (SIGHS) 477 00:26:56,220 --> 00:26:57,221 (YELPING) 478 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:07,648 Fine. Your dad can have her heart. 479 00:27:29,419 --> 00:27:34,299 Fever, stomach pain, raised liver enzymes. 480 00:27:34,424 --> 00:27:35,717 She's sick. 481 00:27:35,842 --> 00:27:37,928 Worse than that, she's dead. 482 00:27:38,053 --> 00:27:40,931 My point is, even if it's not Hep C, it's something. 483 00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:42,307 They turned her down as a donor 484 00:27:42,432 --> 00:27:45,018 because if we put that heart into someone, they won't survive. 485 00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:46,812 Whatever made her sick will kill him! 486 00:27:46,937 --> 00:27:48,939 Yeah. So what is it? 487 00:27:49,481 --> 00:27:50,649 The enzymes indicate... 488 00:27:50,774 --> 00:27:53,443 You want us to do a differential diagnosis on a dead person? 489 00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:54,653 We're going to cure her. 490 00:27:54,778 --> 00:27:56,154 We're going to cure death? 491 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,156 (LAUGHING MANIACALLY) 492 00:27:58,282 --> 00:27:59,616 Doubt it. 493 00:27:59,950 --> 00:28:01,868 Just wanna get the infection out of her heart 494 00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:03,495 before we get the heart out of her. 495 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,289 The fever indicates an infection. 496 00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:08,458 She probably has Hep C and a bad case of the flu. 497 00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:10,294 Let's assume, just for fun, 498 00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:13,213 that the answer is something that might be helpful. 499 00:28:13,338 --> 00:28:16,091 Fever and belly pain. Could be a gall bladder infection. 500 00:28:16,216 --> 00:28:17,759 Like that. 501 00:28:17,884 --> 00:28:19,511 Do an MRI, stat. 502 00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:29,563 FOREMAN: You really don't need to be here. 503 00:28:30,772 --> 00:28:32,691 I assume House is a great doctor. 504 00:28:32,816 --> 00:28:34,860 Why would you assume that? 505 00:28:34,985 --> 00:28:39,323 Because, when you're that big a jerk, you're either great or unemployed. 506 00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:44,036 CHASE: No sign of gall bladder infection. 507 00:28:44,161 --> 00:28:46,121 - But there was a cyst. - Perfectly round. 508 00:28:46,246 --> 00:28:48,832 Hep C wouldn't cause... The question was never "Is it Hep C?" 509 00:28:48,957 --> 00:28:51,918 The question was, "Given that it's not Hep C, what is it?" 510 00:28:52,044 --> 00:28:54,004 - Adenoma? - Not solid enough. 511 00:28:54,129 --> 00:28:57,841 - Cavernous hemangioma? - Not vascular enough. 512 00:28:58,300 --> 00:29:02,179 What if she was sloppy about washing her hands after pooping? 513 00:29:03,305 --> 00:29:04,473 Amoeba infection? 514 00:29:04,598 --> 00:29:07,476 If the amebiasis started in her liver, then spread to her blood, 515 00:29:07,601 --> 00:29:10,354 that would explain all her symptoms, except for the crushed skull. 516 00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:12,230 But I'm assuming that's from the car crash. 517 00:29:12,356 --> 00:29:14,191 I'll start her on paromomycin and chloroquine. 518 00:29:14,316 --> 00:29:15,567 Ten grams each. 519 00:29:15,692 --> 00:29:18,445 That's 20 times the normal dose. 520 00:29:18,987 --> 00:29:22,074 Right, so we'll destroy her retinas and damage her hearing. 521 00:29:22,199 --> 00:29:25,077 Whoever wants those parts is having a very bad day. 522 00:29:25,202 --> 00:29:28,455 Couple hours on the meds, she'll be feeling great. 523 00:29:34,628 --> 00:29:36,254 I got your labs. 524 00:29:36,671 --> 00:29:38,882 - Do you eat guinea pigs? - No. 525 00:29:39,216 --> 00:29:42,719 How about hamsters or mice? Humans? 526 00:29:42,886 --> 00:29:44,513 What are you talking about? 527 00:29:44,638 --> 00:29:46,098 Is something wrong with me? 528 00:29:46,223 --> 00:29:47,641 Absolutely nothing. 529 00:29:47,766 --> 00:29:49,476 Your blood work is perfect. 530 00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:53,355 You have lots of vitamins, minerals, all kinds of proteins, 531 00:29:53,772 --> 00:29:58,193 including a little something I like to call bovine serum albumin 532 00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:03,407 which you get from eating the animals mentioned. Or cow. 533 00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:07,494 You don't really worship cows. 534 00:30:07,619 --> 00:30:10,372 So I have to wonder, what could be more humiliating 535 00:30:10,497 --> 00:30:14,751 than someone calling your girlfriend a cow and not being metaphorical? 536 00:30:29,891 --> 00:30:31,935 - Nice. - That's my mom. 537 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:37,816 Either that's a very old photograph or it's your stepmom. 538 00:30:37,941 --> 00:30:40,902 She goes around the house in a bikini. Or less. 539 00:30:41,027 --> 00:30:42,779 I can't stop thinking about her. 540 00:30:42,904 --> 00:30:45,282 My dad's in Europe. I'll be watching TV, 541 00:30:45,407 --> 00:30:48,410 she'll give me a massage. I can't walk for an hour. 542 00:30:48,535 --> 00:30:50,787 Still. Cows? 543 00:30:50,912 --> 00:30:51,955 She's my mother! 544 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:53,165 Step. 545 00:30:55,417 --> 00:30:57,794 Please? I just need the medicine for three months 546 00:30:57,919 --> 00:31:00,630 until I graduate and I move out of the house. 547 00:31:03,008 --> 00:31:04,217 Please. 548 00:31:06,761 --> 00:31:09,639 You're not gonna have any fun at graduation. 549 00:31:11,933 --> 00:31:13,768 HOUSE: Keep up the good work. 550 00:31:13,894 --> 00:31:15,687 Your shirt is ironed. 551 00:31:15,812 --> 00:31:18,523 That means you haven't told your wife anything. 552 00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,318 Let's say you're right. 553 00:31:22,527 --> 00:31:24,196 You're saying I'm right? 554 00:31:24,321 --> 00:31:27,032 No, "let" is saying. 555 00:31:27,491 --> 00:31:30,243 Does it occur to you that maybe there's some deeper guidance 556 00:31:30,368 --> 00:31:31,953 than "keep your mouth shut"? 557 00:31:32,078 --> 00:31:36,041 That maybe a friend might value concern over glibness? 558 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,667 That maybe... 559 00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:41,713 Maybe I'm going through something 560 00:31:41,838 --> 00:31:45,050 that I need to have an actual conversation about? 561 00:31:46,092 --> 00:31:48,637 (PAGER BEEPING) 562 00:31:50,305 --> 00:31:53,683 Does it occur to you that if you need that kind of a friend, 563 00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:56,436 you may have made some deeper errors? 564 00:32:05,237 --> 00:32:08,949 Her heartbeat's irregular. Looks like global hypokinesis. 565 00:32:14,913 --> 00:32:16,456 Stop the meds. 566 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:19,918 You're giving up? 567 00:32:20,043 --> 00:32:22,796 Either we're wrong and her heart is unusable, 568 00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:24,965 or we're right, but the treatment we have 569 00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:27,050 to give her will make her heart unusable. 570 00:32:28,635 --> 00:32:31,263 I'm sorry. You can pull the plug now. 571 00:32:32,138 --> 00:32:33,431 Find me another body. 572 00:32:33,557 --> 00:32:35,559 That fat guy on Ortho service didn't look so hot. 573 00:32:35,684 --> 00:32:36,726 No! 574 00:32:38,061 --> 00:32:39,688 She's not ready. 575 00:32:41,523 --> 00:32:42,899 You were ready this morning. 576 00:32:43,024 --> 00:32:44,526 She's not done! 577 00:32:45,986 --> 00:32:48,071 She's got to save that guy. 578 00:32:58,456 --> 00:33:00,250 HOUSE: Alternate theories? 579 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:02,586 Amebiasis was our best hope. 580 00:33:02,711 --> 00:33:04,796 The fact that her heart rate want back to normal 581 00:33:04,921 --> 00:33:06,506 when we stopped the meds confirms... 582 00:33:06,631 --> 00:33:07,924 What's our second-best hope? 583 00:33:08,049 --> 00:33:11,219 House, put down the wand, there's no obstruction. 584 00:33:11,928 --> 00:33:13,847 Maybe we should just biopsy it. 585 00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:16,057 She's a fridge with the power out. 586 00:33:16,182 --> 00:33:19,978 If we start poking around inside, the vegetable goes bad. 587 00:33:22,022 --> 00:33:23,064 No offense. 588 00:33:23,189 --> 00:33:24,649 I don't see that we have a lot of choice. 589 00:33:24,774 --> 00:33:26,401 The only way we'll find that infection... 590 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:29,487 CAMERON: What if it's not an infection? Toxins can cause similar symptoms, 591 00:33:29,613 --> 00:33:31,531 especially if whatever it is did liver damage. 592 00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:33,533 Her toxin screen was clean. 593 00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:37,037 Those things never cover for any of the really cool toxins. 594 00:33:37,162 --> 00:33:40,040 Run the screen again for whatever you can think of. 595 00:33:40,165 --> 00:33:42,250 You, keep the other patient alive. 596 00:33:42,375 --> 00:33:43,918 You check out the school. 597 00:33:44,044 --> 00:33:48,006 And I seem to need to hire another doctor to go search her home. 598 00:33:50,133 --> 00:33:51,384 Come on. 599 00:33:54,387 --> 00:33:57,766 If she was taking any medications, I'd know about it. 600 00:33:59,392 --> 00:34:01,686 Does your wife dye her hair? 601 00:34:01,895 --> 00:34:06,274 No. Her mom never went gray, she didn't either. 602 00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:08,443 Guess this must be yours, then. 603 00:34:08,610 --> 00:34:11,237 Can you think of anything else she might've lied to you about? 604 00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:14,366 Any drugs she gave up when she married you? 605 00:34:25,877 --> 00:34:27,879 How are you feeling, sir? 606 00:34:28,129 --> 00:34:29,631 Mr. Arrington? 607 00:34:29,923 --> 00:34:31,257 Mr. Arrington? 608 00:34:31,383 --> 00:34:33,259 (MONITOR BEEPING) 609 00:34:33,426 --> 00:34:35,053 What's going on? 610 00:34:35,261 --> 00:34:37,222 His heart's not pumping enough blood to his brain. 611 00:34:37,347 --> 00:34:40,725 We're gonna have to give it some help. Get the balloon ready. 612 00:34:46,106 --> 00:34:47,899 Do you use this drawer? 613 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,443 RONALD: No, that's for her vitamins. 614 00:34:50,568 --> 00:34:52,028 And sleeping pills. 615 00:34:52,737 --> 00:34:54,948 She never took sleeping pills. 616 00:34:55,198 --> 00:34:56,324 Okay- 617 00:34:58,618 --> 00:35:00,203 You on a diet? 618 00:35:01,121 --> 00:35:02,247 No. 619 00:35:07,043 --> 00:35:08,002 (SIGHS) 620 00:35:08,128 --> 00:35:11,172 I guess you never really know someone, do you? 621 00:35:11,339 --> 00:35:13,049 Quite the insight. 622 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,802 She lied to you about her hair color 623 00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:19,055 and didn't want you to know she thought she was fat. 624 00:35:19,180 --> 00:35:22,392 Unless you never lied to her about anything that huge, 625 00:35:22,517 --> 00:35:25,311 I think you can probably let those slide. 626 00:35:27,480 --> 00:35:29,441 Diet pills could have messed her up. 627 00:35:29,566 --> 00:35:31,943 Raised the liver enzymes and caused the bellyache. 628 00:35:32,068 --> 00:35:33,528 Not the fever. 629 00:35:33,695 --> 00:35:35,447 Maybe something else set off the fever. 630 00:35:35,572 --> 00:35:36,573 Like what? 631 00:35:36,698 --> 00:35:39,367 Before I show you these, they were in a locked drawer in her desk. 632 00:35:39,492 --> 00:35:41,995 The vice principal said that Laura must have confiscated them. 633 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:45,790 - They've had some problems... - Neither interesting nor helpful. 634 00:35:46,624 --> 00:35:48,918 This, at least, is interesting. 635 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:51,671 No, it's not. 636 00:35:51,796 --> 00:35:54,674 Sex with teenagers isn't interesting? Where did you grow up? 637 00:35:54,799 --> 00:35:58,136 It isn't helpful. Teenage boys aren't toxins. 638 00:35:58,678 --> 00:36:01,139 What if the cyst isn't a cyst? 639 00:36:01,639 --> 00:36:04,100 Then we have nothing to go on. 640 00:36:04,225 --> 00:36:06,770 I said it's not a cyst. I didn't say it was nothing. 641 00:36:06,895 --> 00:36:08,062 What if it's a scar? 642 00:36:08,188 --> 00:36:09,939 FOREMAN: FitzHugh-Curtis syndrome? 643 00:36:10,315 --> 00:36:12,025 You're pushing gonorrhea again? 644 00:36:12,150 --> 00:36:13,902 You got anything better? 645 00:36:14,027 --> 00:36:16,946 Test her. And start her on ceftriaxone. 646 00:36:29,793 --> 00:36:32,003 What are you testing for now? 647 00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:35,673 Just some more infections. 648 00:36:49,938 --> 00:36:52,148 She's positive for gonorrhea. 649 00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:57,737 I think that's the first time those words have been uttered in joy. 650 00:36:57,862 --> 00:36:58,822 The meds are started. 651 00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:01,449 Her heart should be clear enough to use in about four or five hours. 652 00:37:01,574 --> 00:37:03,117 I'll go tell the families. 653 00:37:03,243 --> 00:37:04,536 He's in a coma. 654 00:37:04,661 --> 00:37:07,539 - Start him on dobutamine. - Already did. 655 00:37:07,664 --> 00:37:11,751 We either do the surgery now or we find him a new brain, too. 656 00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:15,922 House, she's still got a significant amount of gonorrhea in her system. 657 00:37:16,047 --> 00:37:18,883 Hopefully tomorrow it'll be in his system. 658 00:37:20,677 --> 00:37:23,304 I need two O.R.'s and the transplant team. 659 00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:26,391 ORDERLY: Get ready. 660 00:37:27,892 --> 00:37:29,811 - What is it? - Excuse me. 661 00:37:32,522 --> 00:37:33,731 Insert IV. 662 00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:35,567 Sides up. 663 00:37:35,942 --> 00:37:38,319 What's going on? Is he getting a heart? 664 00:37:38,444 --> 00:37:39,821 Yeah. 665 00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:47,078 Come on, come on. 666 00:37:51,249 --> 00:37:55,003 I assume this means you found out what was wrong with Laura. 667 00:38:00,592 --> 00:38:02,802 She had amebiasis. 668 00:38:03,428 --> 00:38:06,598 We just found a different way to get rid of it. 669 00:38:08,391 --> 00:38:10,393 Thank you. 670 00:38:14,272 --> 00:38:15,732 That was kind of you. 671 00:38:15,857 --> 00:38:18,109 I didn't want him going postal on us. 672 00:38:18,234 --> 00:38:20,445 As soon as his wife's heart's in our hands 673 00:38:20,570 --> 00:38:22,614 you can tell him about the gonorrhea. 674 00:38:23,364 --> 00:38:25,116 He's got to be tested. 675 00:38:25,241 --> 00:38:28,077 Preferably before he gets any sympathy sex. 676 00:39:01,611 --> 00:39:02,820 Paddles. 677 00:39:08,201 --> 00:39:09,702 Fifty joules. 678 00:39:13,665 --> 00:39:14,999 Charging- 679 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,542 (PADDLES ZAPPING) 680 00:39:21,339 --> 00:39:22,632 Charging- 681 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,258 (PADDLES ZAPPING) 682 00:39:26,761 --> 00:39:29,389 (MONITOR BEEPING) 683 00:39:29,806 --> 00:39:31,849 Let's take him off bypass. 684 00:39:36,104 --> 00:39:37,188 NURSE: Okay. 685 00:39:37,730 --> 00:39:39,315 SURGEON: Switch... 686 00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:54,288 Mr. Neuberger, there's something I need to tell you. 687 00:39:56,165 --> 00:39:59,961 For the last year 688 00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:02,005 or so, 689 00:40:03,464 --> 00:40:05,633 Laura was kind of distant with me. 690 00:40:05,758 --> 00:40:07,385 I don't know why. 691 00:40:08,052 --> 00:40:11,014 I thought maybe she was having an affair. 692 00:40:11,514 --> 00:40:13,182 But, not Laura. 693 00:40:13,433 --> 00:40:17,770 And I'm not excusing myself, but when I was traveling during Christmas 694 00:40:17,895 --> 00:40:19,230 I had a... 695 00:40:20,106 --> 00:40:22,108 I had a one-night stand. 696 00:40:22,233 --> 00:40:23,860 I got gonorrhea. 697 00:40:27,196 --> 00:40:29,032 - Are you sure... - Yeah. 698 00:40:30,491 --> 00:40:32,952 I should've said something to you. 699 00:40:33,327 --> 00:40:35,705 But I didn't wanna believe that I gave it to her. 700 00:40:35,830 --> 00:40:40,376 That's what made her sick and that was why she got into the accident. 701 00:41:02,857 --> 00:41:04,400 Cecile? 702 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:07,278 Am I dead? 703 00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:09,155 Hopefully not for a long time. 704 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:12,408 Why are you here? 705 00:41:12,533 --> 00:41:14,077 Amy called me. 706 00:41:15,661 --> 00:41:18,623 If you do Mom again, you gotta wear a condom. 707 00:41:18,748 --> 00:41:22,210 You're gonna have gonorrhea in your system for a while. 708 00:41:28,591 --> 00:41:30,343 (HONKY-TONK WOMAN PLAYING ON STEREO) 709 00:41:37,350 --> 00:41:38,684 (POUNDING AT DOOR) 710 00:41:47,735 --> 00:41:48,986 (POUNDING AT DOOR) 711 00:42:02,959 --> 00:42:05,586 Could I stay with you for a few days? 712 00:42:06,587 --> 00:42:09,215 You idiot. You told her. 713 00:42:09,340 --> 00:42:10,925 She told me. 714 00:42:13,302 --> 00:42:15,054 Things have been crappy at home lately. 715 00:42:15,179 --> 00:42:17,890 I figured I wasn't spending enough time with her. 716 00:42:18,015 --> 00:42:19,475 I figured... 717 00:42:20,476 --> 00:42:21,477 (SIGHS) 718 00:42:23,229 --> 00:42:25,148 Turns out you're right. 719 00:42:25,398 --> 00:42:27,275 It's always about sex. 720 00:42:28,901 --> 00:42:30,611 She's been having an affair. 721 00:42:38,911 --> 00:42:40,163 Want a beer?