1 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:16,705 Hey! 2 00:00:30,302 --> 00:00:31,928 Dr. Sebastian. 3 00:00:34,931 --> 00:00:36,808 Two pallets of antibiotics for tuberculosis. 4 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:38,810 We've got six pallets worth of patients. 5 00:00:38,935 --> 00:00:41,855 Stoia Tucker needs a math lesson. I'm headed back tomorrow. 6 00:00:41,980 --> 00:00:44,107 Hey! Hey! 7 00:00:48,695 --> 00:00:51,657 Come on, come on. Come on, kids, let the truck through. 8 00:00:58,622 --> 00:01:01,792 BOGALE: Move those boxes quick, quick. Let's move! Hurry, hurry, hurry! 9 00:01:01,917 --> 00:01:03,919 Let's g0! Let s go, man! Hurry! 10 00:01:05,629 --> 00:01:09,633 I've got some very special medicine here. It's from Hershey, Pennsylvania. 11 00:01:10,384 --> 00:01:11,968 One per person. One per person. 12 00:01:12,094 --> 00:01:13,970 Let's calm down, kids. Wait, wait. 13 00:01:20,936 --> 00:01:21,812 (BABY CRYING) 14 00:01:21,937 --> 00:01:22,854 (WOMAN COUGHING) 15 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:26,817 Help! Help! Dr. Sebastian! Come quickly! 16 00:01:26,942 --> 00:01:31,446 My son, he fell. He fell on this log. We were just waiting for his friends. 17 00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:35,283 (SPEAKING IN NATIVE TONGUE) 18 00:01:38,078 --> 00:01:41,957 I got no breath sounds on the left. Give me that. 19 00:01:50,924 --> 00:01:52,759 Yeah, he's gonna be okay. 20 00:01:53,927 --> 00:01:56,513 SEBASTIAN: The fall didn't cause him to drop a lung. 21 00:01:56,638 --> 00:02:00,058 The lung caused him to fall. TB chewed it up. 22 00:02:00,183 --> 00:02:02,811 He'll be lucky to live another year. 23 00:02:02,936 --> 00:02:06,398 This is Sarni. I picked up the tab for the back brace myself. 24 00:02:06,523 --> 00:02:07,733 The funny thing is, 25 00:02:07,858 --> 00:02:10,193 is that the brace cost more than the medicine 26 00:02:10,318 --> 00:02:12,988 that would have prevented her from needing it. 27 00:02:13,113 --> 00:02:14,823 It's your medicine. 28 00:02:14,948 --> 00:02:17,868 All of the antibiotics that we need are right here 29 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:20,829 in your warehouses, in your factories. 30 00:02:20,954 --> 00:02:23,832 - We provide over 10,000 doses a year. - Which is not enough. 31 00:02:23,957 --> 00:02:26,126 You know we'd love to do more, but our hands are tied. 32 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:27,502 New car, Jerry? 33 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:29,045 I saw it on the way in, looks beautiful. 34 00:02:29,171 --> 00:02:30,005 Don't make this personal. 35 00:02:30,130 --> 00:02:32,841 All the way from Germany, too. I know that's a lot of red tape. 36 00:02:32,966 --> 00:02:35,552 I'm not like you. I'm not ashamed of making a living. 37 00:02:35,677 --> 00:02:37,804 And I know you didn't become a chem major for the money. 38 00:02:37,929 --> 00:02:41,349 Now, you want the same things that I want. You just... 39 00:02:42,809 --> 00:02:44,811 You have to... You just have to push a little... 40 00:02:44,936 --> 00:02:47,063 You have to push a little bit harder... 41 00:02:47,189 --> 00:02:49,524 - Harder for it. - Sebastian? 42 00:02:53,820 --> 00:02:54,946 (CLATTERING) 43 00:02:56,239 --> 00:02:57,824 MAN: Call 911. 44 00:02:58,617 --> 00:02:59,701 Is he okay? 45 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,953 Isn't someone here a doctor? 46 00:03:36,238 --> 00:03:37,322 (DOOR OPENS) 47 00:03:40,742 --> 00:03:43,995 Selling subscriptions? I heard 20 and you get a new bike. 48 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,833 Dr. Sebastian Charles collapsed during a presentation at Stoia Tucker. 49 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:51,211 Really? Crushed under the weight of his own ego? 50 00:03:51,336 --> 00:03:54,297 Wow! ls there nobody you admire? 51 00:03:54,422 --> 00:03:58,218 Well, there is this gal I met in Nam who could blow out a candle without using... 52 00:03:58,343 --> 00:04:00,178 He thinks it's TB. 53 00:04:01,137 --> 00:04:03,014 Good thing he's not the syphilis expert. 54 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:06,226 - He wants a second opinion. - Second to his own. Okay. 55 00:04:07,310 --> 00:04:10,188 - It's not TB. - What is it? 56 00:04:10,313 --> 00:04:11,731 Oh, you want specifics? 57 00:04:12,816 --> 00:04:15,652 Lemma, big Knicks fan. 58 00:04:17,654 --> 00:04:19,906 You've never had an episode like this before? 59 00:04:20,031 --> 00:04:22,367 No. He died last month. 60 00:04:22,492 --> 00:04:24,995 Stupidly tried to share his meds with his cousin, 61 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,706 and they only had enough for one. 62 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:30,292 Dr. House, I'm Sebastian Charles. 63 00:04:31,334 --> 00:04:34,838 Patients aren't usually part of the diagnostic process. 64 00:04:35,714 --> 00:04:37,883 Well, I'm a doctor. 65 00:04:38,008 --> 00:04:39,968 Listen, I know you guys don't make a lot of money... 66 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:41,595 I wrote your people a check last month. 67 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,222 Oh, well. Write us another one. 68 00:04:44,347 --> 00:04:46,641 - Talk to Chase. He's rich. - My dad, not me. 69 00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:49,144 Every minute four people die of TB. 70 00:04:49,269 --> 00:04:51,771 Wow! How can you sleep at night? 71 00:04:51,897 --> 00:04:54,357 There's people dying in Africa of a disease that we cured over... 72 00:04:54,482 --> 00:04:57,027 Yeah, I know. I saw the concert. 73 00:04:57,152 --> 00:05:01,448 Seriously. Let's see, you sleep six hours. That means every night you kill 74 00:05:01,573 --> 00:05:03,199 1,440 people. 75 00:05:03,325 --> 00:05:05,285 I guess you got to get some sleep, but come on. 76 00:05:05,410 --> 00:05:08,872 If you'd stayed up another 10 minutes, you could have saved 40 lives. 77 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:10,540 Do you send notes to the families in the morning? 78 00:05:10,665 --> 00:05:12,334 That's gonna take at least 10 minutes. 79 00:05:12,459 --> 00:05:15,378 So that's another 40 dead, another 40 notes. 80 00:05:15,503 --> 00:05:18,214 Why don't you go wrack yourself with guilt in your own room? 81 00:05:18,340 --> 00:05:21,468 No, thanks. I'll stay. I'd like to hear the differential. 82 00:05:21,593 --> 00:05:25,722 Dr. Cameron, tell the doctor why it's not a good idea for the patient to be here. 83 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,016 He's an immunologist and a TB expert. 84 00:05:28,141 --> 00:05:31,227 That'll be very useful if we need somebody to say the words, 85 00:05:31,353 --> 00:05:33,104 "I think it's TB". 86 00:05:34,773 --> 00:05:36,107 What is that? 87 00:05:36,232 --> 00:05:38,526 Oh, that. I'm sorry, that's my body powder. 88 00:05:38,652 --> 00:05:40,820 It's the only thing I've found that works in the Sahara. 89 00:05:40,946 --> 00:05:43,365 I'm kind of used to it. I don't even notice it. 90 00:05:43,490 --> 00:05:45,992 Who thinks it smells like an elephant-dung smoothie? 91 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:47,535 It smells okay to me. 92 00:05:48,286 --> 00:05:50,580 That is exactly why the patient shouldn't be in the room. 93 00:05:50,705 --> 00:05:52,916 If you can't tell a man that his cologne makes you want to puke, 94 00:05:53,041 --> 00:05:54,751 how are you gonna tell him that he's an idiot? 95 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,628 He's not an idiot. 96 00:05:56,753 --> 00:05:59,673 Sure, you say that now, while he's in the room. 97 00:05:59,798 --> 00:06:02,175 Look, I don't have time for this. It's TB. 98 00:06:02,300 --> 00:06:05,220 Nope. The symptoms are too varied. 99 00:06:05,345 --> 00:06:08,431 Well, if you haven't seen 10,000 cases, I agree that's what you'd think. 100 00:06:08,556 --> 00:06:09,849 I told you he's an idiot. 101 00:06:09,975 --> 00:06:12,894 - You said you wanted a second opinion. - No, actually, 102 00:06:13,019 --> 00:06:14,396 my backers wanted a second opinion. 103 00:06:14,521 --> 00:06:18,400 Yeah, doesn't look good if you drop dead while wearing your shoe sponsor's logo. 104 00:06:18,525 --> 00:06:21,569 It's TB and I'm not dying. I'm gonna want you to plant a PPD 105 00:06:21,695 --> 00:06:26,199 and induce a sputum to confirm the TB. Imaging studies will deterlnine the progress, 106 00:06:26,324 --> 00:06:29,661 and I think we should probably take a CT scan of my lungs 107 00:06:29,786 --> 00:06:33,790 - just so that nobody second guesses us. - Wouldn't want that. 108 00:06:33,915 --> 00:06:35,291 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 109 00:06:35,417 --> 00:06:38,920 Hello? No, I'm feeling much better. 110 00:06:40,964 --> 00:06:44,050 Well, what you can do is, you can get your board to approve 111 00:06:44,175 --> 00:06:46,803 the increased med shipments that... Sorry. 112 00:06:48,638 --> 00:06:52,350 No, don't, don't, don't try. No, don't do your best. 113 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:56,021 Just get it done, okay? 114 00:06:58,356 --> 00:07:01,234 That's Stoia Tucker, and they're the nice pharlnaceutical company. 115 00:07:01,359 --> 00:07:03,403 I'm sorry, but it's against hospital regs. 116 00:07:03,528 --> 00:07:04,946 Oh, I need the phone. 117 00:07:05,071 --> 00:07:07,949 (PAGER BEEPING) Why don't we focus on getting you better right now? 118 00:07:08,074 --> 00:07:11,244 - What'll you do, throw me out? - No, just the phone. 119 00:07:11,369 --> 00:07:13,246 Sorry. We've got an emergency. 120 00:07:13,371 --> 00:07:14,622 Got to go. 121 00:07:15,415 --> 00:07:19,586 - There's a phone in your room. - Yeah, I figured that there would be. 122 00:07:19,711 --> 00:07:22,505 Right. I just thought... 123 00:07:23,298 --> 00:07:26,760 It's not like the hospitals you may be used to in Africa. 124 00:07:26,885 --> 00:07:29,971 I don't know what the facilities were like, so... 125 00:07:30,096 --> 00:07:31,222 Thank you. 126 00:07:33,016 --> 00:07:34,225 You're welcome. 127 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:35,935 And thanks for that check. 128 00:07:36,061 --> 00:07:38,313 (PAGER BEEPING) I should go. 129 00:07:43,068 --> 00:07:47,363 The nameless poor have a face, and it's a pompous white man. 130 00:07:48,907 --> 00:07:51,951 Yeah, what a jerk, saving all those lives like that. 131 00:07:52,077 --> 00:07:54,120 What's the emergency? 132 00:07:54,245 --> 00:07:56,748 I can't remember how to do "walk the dog". 133 00:07:56,873 --> 00:07:59,209 The guy's sick, maybe dying. 134 00:07:59,334 --> 00:08:01,920 And you've forgotten all about doing a differential diagnosis. 135 00:08:02,045 --> 00:08:05,215 - You just sent us off to test him... - Well, I had to get him out of there. 136 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:07,217 Now we can all sit around and call him an idiot. 137 00:08:07,342 --> 00:08:09,219 - Who wants to go first? - CAMERON: He's right. 138 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:11,679 Tuberculosis could present hundreds of different ways. 139 00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:14,390 Well, by that logic, everyone in the hospital should be treated. 140 00:08:14,516 --> 00:08:17,602 Not everybody in the hospital has been exposed to it for the last 20 years. 141 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:19,354 TB takes years to kill you. 142 00:08:19,479 --> 00:08:21,189 Two weeks ago, he was perfectly healthy. 143 00:08:21,314 --> 00:08:22,899 Now he's got a whiteboard full of symptoms. 144 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:25,068 What about something metabolic? 145 00:08:25,193 --> 00:08:27,487 Welcome aboard the Good Ship Ass-Kisser. 146 00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:29,906 Nice day for a sail. Pucker up, me hearties. 147 00:08:30,031 --> 00:08:34,244 It's not metabolic. Kidney, liver and thyroid are all norlnal. No diabetes. 148 00:08:34,369 --> 00:08:37,705 - What about his heart? - Obviously big as all outdoors. 149 00:08:37,831 --> 00:08:41,376 Abnorlnal heart rhythm. Wave forms show PR variability. 150 00:08:43,169 --> 00:08:44,712 It's subtle, but it's there. 151 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:46,881 You think it's his heart? Sick sinus syndrome? 152 00:08:47,006 --> 00:08:49,801 Loose throttle. Sometimes beats too fast, sometimes too slow. 153 00:08:49,926 --> 00:08:52,720 - Causing him to pass out. - It would account for the episode. 154 00:08:52,846 --> 00:08:55,223 I'll put him on telemetry, do a stress test and an echocardiogram. 155 00:08:55,348 --> 00:08:58,017 Treat him like every other hospital patient. 156 00:08:58,143 --> 00:09:02,355 I want to see that pious, body-powdered tush hanging out of his gown. 157 00:09:07,944 --> 00:09:10,405 Could you give me a hand with this thing? 158 00:09:12,866 --> 00:09:16,369 I don't recall asking for a stress test or an echocardiogram. 159 00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:18,538 What are you gonna do, walk out? 160 00:09:19,455 --> 00:09:22,458 Corporate sponsors aren't gonna like that. 161 00:09:24,377 --> 00:09:26,129 I need your forearm. 162 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:28,590 What's House thinking? 163 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:30,925 Sick sinus syndrome. 164 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,386 Well, that's a lot more serious than TB. 165 00:09:34,137 --> 00:09:35,597 Is that a PPD? 166 00:09:35,722 --> 00:09:37,640 If it changes color in the next 48 hours... 167 00:09:37,765 --> 00:09:42,228 Yeah, if House doesn't think it's TB, why would he have you test for that? 168 00:09:42,353 --> 00:09:45,440 Just covering all his bases, I guess. 169 00:09:45,565 --> 00:09:46,816 Uh-huh. 170 00:09:48,359 --> 00:09:51,112 He doesn't seem like a guy who does that. 171 00:09:53,198 --> 00:09:56,534 We have you scheduled for a 10:30 echo. 172 00:09:56,659 --> 00:09:57,535 Good for you. 173 00:09:58,661 --> 00:09:59,746 (LAUGHING) 174 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:05,168 Every minute that we refuse to love one another, 175 00:10:05,293 --> 00:10:07,587 another puppy cries another tear. 176 00:10:08,296 --> 00:10:11,132 You're just mad because he's closer to a Nobel Prize than you are. 177 00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:15,386 And yet I've nailed more Swedish babes. Crazy, crazy world. 178 00:10:16,221 --> 00:10:18,598 It's not just a trip to Stockholm, you know. 179 00:10:18,723 --> 00:10:20,850 It comes with a cash prize. 180 00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:22,393 Seriously? 181 00:10:22,518 --> 00:10:25,521 No wonder everybody's going after that peace thing. 182 00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:27,357 He cures thousands of people every year. 183 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:29,234 You cure what, 30? 184 00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:33,321 McDonald's makes a better hamburger than your mother because they make more? 185 00:10:33,446 --> 00:10:35,156 Oh, I see. 186 00:10:35,281 --> 00:10:39,577 So you hate him because the lives he saves aren't as good as the lives you save? 187 00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:41,621 Yeah, that's the reason. 188 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:45,208 Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money. 189 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:47,585 (WOMAN ON PA) 190 00:10:47,710 --> 00:10:50,213 The top of my head's killing me. 191 00:10:52,966 --> 00:10:56,261 We spent a week doing "top of head" in anatomy. 192 00:10:56,386 --> 00:10:58,137 I know just where it is. 193 00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:00,974 (GROANS) 194 00:11:01,099 --> 00:11:04,727 - That is not the top of my head. - Close enough for clinic. 195 00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:07,272 Your sinuses are clogged. 196 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:11,150 Judging by the scratches on your hands, I'm guessing a new cat. 197 00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:13,611 It was my mother's. She's dead. 198 00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:15,738 You keep a dead cat? 199 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:18,616 No. My mother's dead. 200 00:11:20,368 --> 00:11:22,245 Poor cat. You're allergic. 201 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,247 We can control it with antihistamine. 202 00:11:24,372 --> 00:11:26,374 - One pill a day. - Pills? 203 00:11:27,375 --> 00:11:30,253 You don't like to swallow. Not surprised. 204 00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:33,172 Forget the pills. We'll give you a nasal spray. 205 00:11:33,298 --> 00:11:34,757 Steroids? 206 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:37,552 Is there something else you can give me? 207 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:41,806 Well, if you live by the river, I've got a bag. 208 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:45,393 Hey. Stress test was normal. 209 00:11:46,019 --> 00:11:49,647 - But his EKG was not normal. - Echo's normal. 210 00:11:49,772 --> 00:11:52,942 Two for you, one for me. We need a tiebreaker. 211 00:11:53,067 --> 00:11:55,361 Echo and stress tests are more reliable. 212 00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:56,863 Tilt table tests. 213 00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:58,698 That never works. 214 00:11:58,823 --> 00:12:01,242 I'll bet you a week's clinic duty it does. 215 00:12:01,367 --> 00:12:02,577 (LAUGHS) 216 00:12:02,702 --> 00:12:03,828 You're on. 217 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,875 You like this guy? 218 00:12:09,584 --> 00:12:13,046 FOREMAN: You always tell us our opinion of the patient's irrelevant. 219 00:12:13,171 --> 00:12:16,716 Medically, it's irrelevant. it says something about you. 220 00:12:16,841 --> 00:12:20,803 You figure anybody who gives a crap about people in Africa must be full of it? 221 00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:21,929 Yes. 222 00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:27,268 There's an evolutionary imperative why we give a crap about our family and friends. 223 00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:30,980 And there's an evolutionary imperative why we don't give a crap about anybody else. 224 00:12:31,105 --> 00:12:34,317 If we loved all people indiscriminately, we couldn't function. 225 00:12:34,442 --> 00:12:37,945 So the great humanitarian's as selfish as the rest of us? 226 00:12:38,071 --> 00:12:40,239 Just not as honest about it. 227 00:12:40,365 --> 00:12:44,077 Well, you also always tell us motives are irrelevant. 228 00:12:44,202 --> 00:12:48,206 Dr. Charles, your heart's handling the changes in orientation just fine. 229 00:12:48,331 --> 00:12:49,332 No pauses on your EKG. 230 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:53,628 And House drives in for the lay-up and no, rejected! 231 00:12:54,545 --> 00:12:57,632 - What does this knobby thing do? - I'm within protocol range. 232 00:12:57,757 --> 00:12:59,258 You're not gonna get a different result. 233 00:12:59,384 --> 00:13:03,679 The way I figure it is, this could show you problems at six, 234 00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:06,140 imagine what it'll tell you if you crank it to 10. 235 00:13:06,265 --> 00:13:08,810 - House, is that you? - Does it go to 11? 236 00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:12,271 Would you stop? You lost. I'm scheduled for clinic duty Thursday and Friday. 237 00:13:12,397 --> 00:13:14,148 All right, I'm beginning to feel nauseous. 238 00:13:14,273 --> 00:13:16,526 Would you turn the damn thing off before you break it? 239 00:13:16,651 --> 00:13:18,569 SEBASTIAN: Okay, I'm getting dizzy. 240 00:13:18,694 --> 00:13:21,322 I can't see and I'm gonna pass out. 241 00:13:22,657 --> 00:13:25,827 - I win. - At those speeds, astronauts throw up. 242 00:13:25,952 --> 00:13:27,954 I'm not talking about the nausea. 243 00:13:28,079 --> 00:13:31,249 - The test revealed the problem. - Yeah? House is insane? 244 00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:33,960 - What he just did... - Abusive and unprofessional. 245 00:13:34,085 --> 00:13:37,422 If he hadn't done it, we wouldn't have seen the problem. 246 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:40,258 You've got an abnormal PR interval. 247 00:13:40,383 --> 00:13:43,594 It could be dangerous, possibly fatal, particularly if you're in Africa 248 00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:45,263 away from advanced medicine. 249 00:13:45,388 --> 00:13:47,598 I'm gonna need a pacemaker? 250 00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:50,226 You're scheduled for surgery this afternoon. 251 00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:59,026 We'll be able to maintain your pacemaker from anywhere. 252 00:13:59,152 --> 00:14:01,279 You just need to get yourself to a phone line every few months. 253 00:14:01,404 --> 00:14:04,449 Better yet, you could join me at one of my clinics. 254 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:07,285 - I'm kind of spoiled. - Well, we'll get you a hut with a view. 255 00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:10,079 - Do you like sand? - I meant medically. 256 00:14:10,204 --> 00:14:13,040 - No PET scans, no MRls... - This is ridiculous. 257 00:14:13,166 --> 00:14:15,293 - Dr. Charles... - I know. I know. Hospital regulations. 258 00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:17,837 Darling, have a seat. Come on. 259 00:14:17,962 --> 00:14:20,506 You're smart. You'll adapt. 260 00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:22,925 - We're going up or down? - Basement. 261 00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:24,260 All right. 262 00:14:24,385 --> 00:14:27,263 You might even find that without the technological crutches, 263 00:14:27,388 --> 00:14:28,848 you become a better diagnostician. 264 00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:30,391 My heart can handle this, right? 265 00:14:30,516 --> 00:14:33,603 So far, just carnival rides have set you off. 266 00:14:34,562 --> 00:14:37,398 When you meet these people, it changes you. 267 00:14:38,357 --> 00:14:40,401 We should talk about it over dinner. 268 00:14:42,069 --> 00:14:44,655 Are you asking me to Africa or on a date? 269 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:49,285 I can ask you halfway around the world, I can't ask you to a restaurant a block away? 270 00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:53,164 - Well, one's a job, and the other's... - Yeah, hospital regs. 271 00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:58,252 You can't date patients, right? I wouldn't wanna risk your precious objectivity. 272 00:14:58,377 --> 00:15:01,672 You haven't answered either question, by the way. 273 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:04,383 You don't think objectivity's important? 274 00:15:04,509 --> 00:15:06,677 I think doctors like House cling to objectivity 275 00:15:06,802 --> 00:15:10,014 like a three-year-old to a blanket. Don't get too worked up. 276 00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:14,060 Stay calm. Stay cool and maintain the correct perspective. 277 00:15:14,185 --> 00:15:18,105 The only flaw in their argument is that when you have millions of people dying, 278 00:15:18,231 --> 00:15:21,734 the correct perspective is to be yelling at the top of your lungs. 279 00:15:25,112 --> 00:15:28,407 - Sorry. My head is killing me. - Here, sit on the step. 280 00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:36,666 So, are you gonna go out with me or not? 281 00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:38,292 Your heart rate's normal. 282 00:15:38,417 --> 00:15:42,004 Yeah, of course it is. It's one flight of stairs. I'm gonna be fine. 283 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,217 Hand's a little... 284 00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:49,011 (VOMITING) 285 00:15:52,723 --> 00:15:55,643 Call a code, second floor stairwell! 286 00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:05,987 - You were wrong. - Hey, I have feelings. 287 00:16:06,112 --> 00:16:08,823 I'm trying my best. Isn't that enough for you? 288 00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:12,243 - The abnormal EKG was real. - It's not sick sinus syndrome. 289 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:15,496 Thank God we found out before we put the pacemaker in. 290 00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:18,874 And thank God you dragged him into a stairwell to get his heart racing. 291 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,335 We were taking the stairs. They keep them in the stairwell. 292 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:23,379 The guy's a selfish jerk. Why would you... 293 00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:24,839 Why would you say he's selfish? 294 00:16:24,964 --> 00:16:26,173 Because he's been talking to Foreman. 295 00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:28,092 No, I haven't. I'm just giving my opinion. 296 00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:30,469 (PHONE RINGING) This kind of altruism doesn't just naturally... 297 00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:31,554 Excellent briefing. 298 00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:33,639 Hey, the guy's still sick. Can we talk about that? 299 00:16:33,764 --> 00:16:36,767 Now, headaches point to a neurological problem. Acoustic neuroma. 300 00:16:36,892 --> 00:16:39,604 A brain tumor causes dizziness, loss of consciousness, 301 00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:41,689 messes with breathing patterns, heart rhythms... 302 00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:42,898 Get an MRI. 303 00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:44,275 HOUSE: Hello? 304 00:16:45,359 --> 00:16:48,863 Oh, I'm sorry. I'll be right down. No problem. 305 00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:51,073 I'll do an extra hour to make up. 306 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:54,535 I'm late for my clinic duty. 307 00:16:54,660 --> 00:16:57,204 Here, go be me for a couple of hours. 308 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:04,879 Explosive diarrhea, fever, it's probably the flu. 309 00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:09,425 Wow. You're good. You a Harvard boy? 310 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:12,803 - You're not Hill, Oliver. - No. 311 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,847 Carter, Cecelia. 312 00:17:14,972 --> 00:17:16,682 They put you in the wrong room, Cecelia. 313 00:17:16,807 --> 00:17:19,477 - Mrs. Carter. - Sorry. 314 00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:21,854 I'll just be a few more minutes. 315 00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,898 Don't take these in order, everything falls apart. 316 00:17:24,023 --> 00:17:25,358 I have cancer. 317 00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,194 I felt a lump. 318 00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:31,947 - I'll go get a nurse. - Yeah, see you in an hour or two. 319 00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:35,618 Lie flat. 320 00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:43,167 Lift your left arm up and under your head. 321 00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:50,007 - Right there? - Yeah. 322 00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:52,176 I felt it this morning. 323 00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:55,012 Oh, my cousin had the same thing. 324 00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:56,972 It's nothing. 325 00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:58,891 We should check it again on your next cycle, 326 00:17:59,016 --> 00:18:01,602 but you really don't have anything to worry about. 327 00:18:01,727 --> 00:18:03,104 That's what they told Donna. 328 00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:06,232 - She was dead in six months. - Listen, the edges are smooth. 329 00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:08,818 It has mobility. It has all the earmarks of a benign... 330 00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,903 Why should I believe you? 331 00:18:11,028 --> 00:18:13,572 Because you're trying to rush me out of here? 332 00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:16,575 The risks of a false positive on a biopsy outweigh... 333 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:20,121 Either you do the biopsy, or I talk to your superior. 334 00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:23,499 Which is it, Dr. House? 335 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,004 - I'll arrange the biopsy. - Thanks. 336 00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:42,017 - CAMERON: He asked me out. - I'm shocked. 337 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:46,564 I'm shocked when patients don't ask you out. 338 00:18:49,275 --> 00:18:51,902 He also asked me to come to Africa. 339 00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:54,864 Boy, he moves fast. 340 00:18:54,989 --> 00:18:57,366 I think the two questions had two different objectives. 341 00:18:57,491 --> 00:18:58,576 Do you like him? 342 00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:01,871 Good-looking single guy, genius doctor, 343 00:19:01,996 --> 00:19:04,999 - cares about the world. - I take it you said no. 344 00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:08,169 - You think I'm that hung up on rules? - He's not House. 345 00:19:08,919 --> 00:19:10,421 There's nothing there. 346 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,513 Yeah, there is. 347 00:19:21,140 --> 00:19:23,100 Did I ask you to plant a PPD? 348 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,311 It was positive. He's got TB! 349 00:19:25,436 --> 00:19:29,482 Well, of course he's got TB. The guy's been in the jungle for 20 years. 350 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:34,403 If he tested positive for pinkeye, would you think that was his big problem? 351 00:19:34,528 --> 00:19:36,906 I did a test. it was positive. Why is that a problem? 352 00:19:37,031 --> 00:19:39,617 Because now he's got the big red target on his arm, 353 00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:42,411 the stubborn jerk thinks he's right. He won't let us do any more tests. 354 00:19:42,536 --> 00:19:44,872 Well, maybe he's not the only stubborn jerk. 355 00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:48,292 I did an LP, too. Low glucose, and he has an increased sed rate. 356 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:51,587 - Everything screams tuberculosis! - Not everything! 357 00:19:51,712 --> 00:19:56,008 If any of the symptoms are caused by the TB, it would throw off our diagnosis. 358 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:03,974 You're right. We gotta treat the TB. 359 00:20:05,267 --> 00:20:07,895 Who knows? Maybe he'll just get better. 360 00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,022 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 361 00:20:18,614 --> 00:20:21,867 So, it's TB, but not TB? 362 00:20:21,992 --> 00:20:25,871 - I'm complicated. - The guy does know tuberculosis. 363 00:20:25,996 --> 00:20:28,374 - If he says it can manifest... - The guy's not even a real doctor. 364 00:20:28,499 --> 00:20:31,377 - He's a human telethon. - Is that your problem with him? 365 00:20:31,502 --> 00:20:33,879 You see hypocrites every day. Why is this guy so special? 366 00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:36,590 You think I have a hypocritical attitude to hypocrisy? 367 00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:40,261 The problem is, there are 26 letters in the alphabet and he only uses two of them. 368 00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:42,513 He treats thousands of patients with one diagnosis. 369 00:20:42,638 --> 00:20:44,598 He knows the answer going in. It's cheating. 370 00:20:44,723 --> 00:20:48,561 So it's all because he's one of them useless specialists? 371 00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:53,399 Oh, did I hurt the big-time oncologisfs itty-bitty feelings? 372 00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:56,193 HOUSE: You're a big help to patients who actually have cancer. 373 00:20:56,318 --> 00:20:59,864 - Other times you're just annoying. - You've outdone yourself. 374 00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:03,033 I'll say. My salad's covering a free T-bone steak. 375 00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:05,286 Cecelia Carter, remember her? 376 00:21:05,411 --> 00:21:07,872 Last week they said it was mystery stew. They owe me. 377 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:11,417 She was just in my office crying because of the way you treated her. 378 00:21:11,542 --> 00:21:12,877 That doesn't sound like you. 379 00:21:13,002 --> 00:21:14,795 Then it probably wasn't. 380 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,840 I get that you like to shock people, 381 00:21:17,965 --> 00:21:21,218 stun them out of complacency, out of stupidity. 382 00:21:21,343 --> 00:21:23,304 But this woman thought she had cancer. 383 00:21:23,429 --> 00:21:26,765 She had a lump in her breast. What were you trying to accomplish? 384 00:21:26,891 --> 00:21:30,311 Let me ask you something. If this were another doctor, 385 00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:33,939 if the patient were complaining about, let's say, I don't know, Foreman, 386 00:21:34,064 --> 00:21:37,902 you'd just dismiss this as the paranoid bitching of another paranoid bitch. 387 00:21:38,027 --> 00:21:40,404 - And file it under "P" for... - Paranoid? 388 00:21:40,529 --> 00:21:41,822 Am not. 389 00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:44,909 - You're right. - Good. 390 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:48,120 Apologize to her before the end of business today. 391 00:21:50,289 --> 00:21:53,042 - What did you do to Ceci? - I have no idea. 392 00:21:53,709 --> 00:21:56,211 Just the salad today. Big breakfast. 393 00:21:56,337 --> 00:21:57,504 Hey. 394 00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:02,843 Levofloxacin? 395 00:22:03,886 --> 00:22:06,013 You have a resistant strain of TB. 396 00:22:06,931 --> 00:22:08,807 Wow, you just walk right in with these. 397 00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,684 That's what we doctors do. 398 00:22:10,809 --> 00:22:14,104 We write down the name of some medicine, and someone gives it to us. 399 00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:19,109 You know, there's parts of the world where you get knifed walking around with this. 400 00:22:19,234 --> 00:22:21,987 I mean, the regular stuff is bad enough, 401 00:22:22,112 --> 00:22:24,740 but the treatment for the resistant strain? 402 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:25,991 (WHISTLES) 403 00:22:27,785 --> 00:22:30,204 They get $6 a tablet for that. 404 00:22:30,329 --> 00:22:33,040 And I take it for two years. 405 00:22:33,165 --> 00:22:36,168 Streptomycin. Now, that's two grand. 406 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:40,547 Ten grand, cure one person. 407 00:22:47,596 --> 00:22:51,016 I had a patient in Djani once. 408 00:22:52,017 --> 00:22:56,897 It was a mother, had three little boys. 409 00:22:57,022 --> 00:22:59,024 She had resistant TB. 410 00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:02,903 She couldn't afford these. 411 00:23:03,028 --> 00:23:05,030 She couldn't afford bread. 412 00:23:06,448 --> 00:23:09,034 We gave her the regular stuff, but 413 00:23:11,286 --> 00:23:14,331 - no surprise, she died. - Sorry. 414 00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:26,635 I'm not taking these pills. 415 00:23:28,178 --> 00:23:31,724 Because she couldn't get them, you're not gonna take them? 416 00:23:31,849 --> 00:23:33,142 - That's insane. - Why? 417 00:23:33,267 --> 00:23:35,894 - 'Cause I'm better than her? - Because letting her die was wrong, 418 00:23:36,020 --> 00:23:38,605 but letting you die is just as wrong. 419 00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:41,025 Maybe I won't die. 420 00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:45,029 Maybe somebody will pay a little more attention to my story. 421 00:23:51,035 --> 00:23:52,911 He figures the pharmaceutical companies 422 00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,705 (PHONE RINGING) need something big to force them into action. 423 00:23:54,830 --> 00:23:57,958 This'll get a lot more media play than 1,000 African villagers dying. 424 00:23:58,083 --> 00:23:59,752 So, he won't take the pills. 425 00:23:59,877 --> 00:24:02,588 - Newsweek's calling you. - And he won't agree to any more tests. 426 00:24:02,713 --> 00:24:03,797 He has his diagnosis. 427 00:24:03,922 --> 00:24:05,132 See what happens when you don't listen to me? 428 00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:07,051 Maybe millions of lives get saved. 429 00:24:07,176 --> 00:24:09,136 Yeah. That's my point. 430 00:24:09,636 --> 00:24:11,930 Increased heart rate, night sweats, 431 00:24:12,056 --> 00:24:15,893 loss of consciousness. Besides rough sex, what do they all have in common? 432 00:24:16,018 --> 00:24:17,519 - T... - It's not TB! 433 00:24:17,644 --> 00:24:19,188 His autonomic nervous system? 434 00:24:19,313 --> 00:24:22,608 - We know that it's not a brain tumor. - What else could be eating his nerves? 435 00:24:22,733 --> 00:24:24,902 Fabry's. Autonomic dysregulation syndrome. 436 00:24:25,027 --> 00:24:28,697 Shy-Drager syndrome. It doesn't matter. He won't let us test him. 437 00:24:29,823 --> 00:24:31,533 (PHONE RINGING) 438 00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:37,706 In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot. 439 00:24:37,831 --> 00:24:41,794 Yeah, you can quote me. C-U-D-D-Y. 440 00:24:44,421 --> 00:24:47,508 Sebastian is refusing life-saving treatment. 441 00:24:47,633 --> 00:24:51,428 He's refusing TB treatment. You don't think he has TB. 442 00:24:51,553 --> 00:24:54,556 - Ergo, you should care less. - He won't let me test him. 443 00:24:54,681 --> 00:24:56,058 And what do you want me to do about it? 444 00:24:56,183 --> 00:24:57,684 Hold him down. 445 00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:00,604 Have you apologized to Cecelia Carter yet? 446 00:25:01,313 --> 00:25:03,273 Trust me, she doesn't wanna hear from me. 447 00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:04,775 Look, the guy is killing himself! 448 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,277 Am I the only one who realizes this is a bad thing? 449 00:25:07,402 --> 00:25:11,615 If he was a Christian Scientist refusing meds, we'd have 18 attorneys... 450 00:25:13,951 --> 00:25:15,786 You're putting on makeup. 451 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:18,664 That's not a good sign for my side, is it? 452 00:25:18,789 --> 00:25:22,251 Sebastian has called a press conference for 3:00. 453 00:25:22,376 --> 00:25:25,796 He's asked me to be there to confinn the diagnosis and the prognosis. 454 00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:28,423 You are as big a media whore as he is. 455 00:25:28,549 --> 00:25:32,386 Of course I am. It couldn't possibly be that I think he's right, 456 00:25:32,511 --> 00:25:34,805 and that I'd like to be a small part of what he's doing. 457 00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:38,892 Oh, whores can like the sex. Doesn't mean they're not whores. 458 00:25:39,017 --> 00:25:43,313 And with that eye shadow, I am totally screwed, aren't I? 459 00:25:43,438 --> 00:25:44,523 Totally. 460 00:25:48,694 --> 00:25:51,238 CAMERON: How you feeling? A little weak. 461 00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:53,115 You're having a good day. 462 00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:57,411 The symptoms will quickly focus more and more on your lungs. 463 00:25:57,536 --> 00:25:59,580 You'll find it difficult to talk and eventually breathe at all. 464 00:25:59,705 --> 00:26:01,582 I think I know what I'll have to look forward to. 465 00:26:01,707 --> 00:26:02,708 I know. 466 00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:06,086 I just came to ask if you'd be willing to accept any treatment. 467 00:26:06,211 --> 00:26:07,921 No, if you're trying to scare me into... 468 00:26:08,046 --> 00:26:10,883 No. Palliative treatment. 469 00:26:11,592 --> 00:26:12,801 Narcotics. 470 00:26:12,926 --> 00:26:15,929 Fentanyl patch, morphine drip, whatever it takes. 471 00:26:16,054 --> 00:26:19,057 We can make your last days fairly comfortable. 472 00:26:20,058 --> 00:26:23,604 And if you have another good day, maybe dinner. 473 00:26:27,191 --> 00:26:28,525 Thank you. 474 00:26:38,577 --> 00:26:42,873 You want Third World treatment? You got it. 475 00:26:42,998 --> 00:26:45,876 - Boy, is it hot here in Djani. - What are you doing? 476 00:26:46,001 --> 00:26:47,211 What am I doing? 477 00:26:47,336 --> 00:26:49,963 Putting everything on the floor of the hut. 478 00:26:51,006 --> 00:26:53,175 What's the magic box with the moving pictures? 479 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,427 - You think he's a hypocrite? - Hypocrite? No. 480 00:26:55,552 --> 00:26:58,639 Everybody in Africa's got cell phones and running water. 481 00:27:01,725 --> 00:27:04,228 This thing just will not flush. 482 00:27:04,353 --> 00:27:07,439 Do you really think that if you come in here and make it a little hot, 483 00:27:07,564 --> 00:27:08,649 make it smell a little, 484 00:27:08,774 --> 00:27:12,569 that I'm just gonna fold and abandon everything that matters to me? 485 00:27:13,779 --> 00:27:16,323 Lousy sanitation over there, too. 486 00:27:16,448 --> 00:27:19,284 You are not the same as them. Your life is not the same. 487 00:27:19,409 --> 00:27:22,120 And you're cheapening everything they're going through by pretending you are. 488 00:27:22,246 --> 00:27:23,538 I am the same. I'm not special. 489 00:27:23,664 --> 00:27:27,125 You can't demand to be treated like any Third World sick person 490 00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:30,420 - and call a press conference! - They treat me special! 491 00:27:30,545 --> 00:27:32,422 That doesn't mean I am. 492 00:27:33,423 --> 00:27:37,177 And what kind of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact? 493 00:27:52,276 --> 00:27:54,236 It's all preventable. 494 00:27:54,361 --> 00:27:57,572 Stoia Tucker makes medications right here in New Jersey. 495 00:27:57,698 --> 00:28:01,368 They have warehouses full of the stuff. There's more than enough to go around. 496 00:28:01,493 --> 00:28:04,579 So if I can get them, why can't Lemma? 497 00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:08,875 Why can't Quesmo? And why can't Sarni? 498 00:28:12,129 --> 00:28:16,300 Another person just died. Where is your outrage? 499 00:28:16,425 --> 00:28:19,177 SEBASTMN: No, I have no intention of martyring myself. 500 00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:20,304 I'm just putting myself... 501 00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:23,265 Sure, they're dying, but it's got a great beat. 502 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:25,684 Must be hot as hell under those lights. 503 00:28:25,809 --> 00:28:28,353 - Yep. ' He)!' why the page? 504 00:28:28,478 --> 00:28:31,440 - He okay? - He's in a coma. 505 00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:35,360 I need you to apologize to Ceci, Cecily. 506 00:28:35,485 --> 00:28:39,323 - Mrs. Carter? For what? - For whatever I did. 507 00:28:39,448 --> 00:28:42,409 - You didn't do anything. - That has been my position all along. 508 00:28:42,534 --> 00:28:45,537 CUDDY: His chest x-rays are negative, so he's not contagious at this point. 509 00:28:45,662 --> 00:28:47,289 His condition is currently stable. 510 00:28:47,414 --> 00:28:51,293 Do you ever notice how all the self-sacrificing women in history, 511 00:28:51,418 --> 00:28:53,837 Joan of Arc, Mother Teresa, 512 00:28:54,671 --> 00:28:57,382 can't think of any others, they all die alone. 513 00:28:57,507 --> 00:29:01,595 The men, on the other hand, get so much fuzz it's crazy. 514 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,305 It's an unfair world. 515 00:29:03,430 --> 00:29:05,766 House, she was scared and unreasonable. 516 00:29:05,891 --> 00:29:08,101 Insulting a woman with breast cancer, 517 00:29:08,226 --> 00:29:13,023 that's a move best left to the pros. Frankly, you don't have the chops. 518 00:29:13,148 --> 00:29:17,569 I didn't insult her! I did the unnecessary biopsy like she wanted. 519 00:29:17,694 --> 00:29:19,571 It was negative like I knew it would be. 520 00:29:19,696 --> 00:29:21,740 What'd you do, call them perky? 521 00:29:21,865 --> 00:29:25,327 You are years away from mad skills like that. 522 00:29:25,452 --> 00:29:27,454 I need you to apologize. 523 00:29:28,372 --> 00:29:31,249 (Buddy's only doing this because she thinks it's you. 524 00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,251 Welcome to the world. 525 00:29:33,377 --> 00:29:35,712 Everyone's different, everyone gets treated different. 526 00:29:35,837 --> 00:29:38,757 And you try fighting that, you wind up dying of TB. 527 00:29:40,884 --> 00:29:42,052 What are you doing? 528 00:29:42,177 --> 00:29:44,805 Testing the patient's autonomic nervous system. 529 00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:46,932 Of course. 530 00:29:47,057 --> 00:29:49,601 His internal heating and ventilation should be off. 531 00:29:49,726 --> 00:29:51,228 He shouldn't be able to sweat. 532 00:29:51,353 --> 00:29:53,313 That's why he's got that awful body powder. 533 00:29:53,438 --> 00:29:57,234 Take it away, crank up the heat, stick him under the lights, 534 00:29:57,359 --> 00:30:00,570 he can't cool himself. He should be turning bright red. 535 00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:02,280 The picture's fine. 536 00:30:04,908 --> 00:30:05,992 SEBASTIAN: Yeah. 537 00:30:11,123 --> 00:30:12,582 I'm asking Stoia Tucker 538 00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:15,252 to save these lives, millions of lives, 539 00:30:15,377 --> 00:30:17,546 including my own. 540 00:30:17,671 --> 00:30:20,340 Dr. House, I would appreciate it if you left us... 541 00:30:20,465 --> 00:30:21,883 Get that out of my face. 542 00:30:22,008 --> 00:30:23,677 CUDDY: What are you trying to prove, House? 543 00:30:23,802 --> 00:30:26,304 SEBASTIAN: Dr. House, I would appreciate it if you left the room while... 544 00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:27,806 He's sweating like a pig. 545 00:30:27,931 --> 00:30:30,225 It's 100 degrees in here, House, because you turned up the therlnostat. 546 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:33,228 Did they hear me? The media, did they listen? 547 00:30:33,353 --> 00:30:35,856 - He's disoriented. - They have to hear me. 548 00:30:35,981 --> 00:30:38,984 - His arteries are clamping down. - I want everybody out of here now! 549 00:30:39,109 --> 00:30:40,777 Get the crash cart. He's having a cardiac arrest. 550 00:30:40,902 --> 00:30:42,446 CUDDY: Get it set up. CAMERON: All right. 551 00:30:42,571 --> 00:30:43,780 Get them out! 552 00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:47,242 Everyone. I want everyone out of here now! 553 00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,119 (BEEPING) 554 00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:52,581 Clear. 555 00:30:57,002 --> 00:30:58,879 Come on, Sebastian. 556 00:30:59,004 --> 00:31:00,088 Clear. 557 00:31:01,173 --> 00:31:02,716 I've got sinus rhythm. 558 00:31:08,138 --> 00:31:09,556 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 559 00:31:13,268 --> 00:31:17,439 That is not TB. -Compelling television. 560 00:31:20,650 --> 00:31:24,696 - Do whatever tests you want. - I want to treat you for TB. 561 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:29,701 Dr. Cameron found low sugar in your cerebrospinal fluid. 562 00:31:29,826 --> 00:31:34,080 - It's a classic finding of TB. - Oh, now you think TB's the problem? 563 00:31:34,206 --> 00:31:35,582 No. 564 00:31:35,707 --> 00:31:38,251 If TB caused cardiac arrest on a hot day, 565 00:31:38,376 --> 00:31:41,254 your work in Africa would be even more futile than it already is. 566 00:31:41,379 --> 00:31:43,089 Can you get to your point, please? 567 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:46,718 That whiteboard in my office, we're up to about a dozen symptoms now. 568 00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:49,638 Cardiac arrest, clearly not TB. 569 00:31:49,763 --> 00:31:52,057 CSF sugar clearly is TB. 570 00:31:52,516 --> 00:31:54,309 The rest of them could go either way. 571 00:31:54,434 --> 00:31:57,687 Unless we know which ones are which, I can't diagnose you. 572 00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:05,362 I'll take any other tests or treatments you might want to prescribe. 573 00:32:08,907 --> 00:32:11,451 So you're not special, but TB is. 574 00:32:11,576 --> 00:32:14,746 People die of TB because we let them. It's our choice. 575 00:32:14,871 --> 00:32:17,999 People die of malaria because we let them. They die of dysentery. They... 576 00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:21,836 - No, TB's my disease. - You own a disease? 577 00:32:22,504 --> 00:32:25,632 Well, I'm sorry I missed the IPO on dengue fever. 578 00:32:25,757 --> 00:32:29,803 Look, I know I have a way about me, and I know I piss a lot of people off. 579 00:32:29,928 --> 00:32:32,055 And a whole lot more I just annoy. 580 00:32:32,180 --> 00:32:34,182 But you're the first person that I've ever met 581 00:32:34,307 --> 00:32:37,018 who I think is actually annoyed by what I do. 582 00:32:37,143 --> 00:32:40,897 Do you think I'm not saving any lives, or is that a bad thing? 583 00:32:41,022 --> 00:32:43,608 Right now, I'm just trying to save your life. 584 00:32:43,733 --> 00:32:45,944 Or do you just have a problem with hope? 585 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:52,492 You know, the difference between our jobs is not numbers or styles. 586 00:32:52,617 --> 00:32:56,288 It's that I know I'm gonna fail. Even if I save a million people, 587 00:32:56,413 --> 00:33:00,625 there's gonna be another million. You couldn't handle that. 588 00:33:01,710 --> 00:33:04,170 I think you resent anyone who can. 589 00:33:04,296 --> 00:33:07,507 Can't we just agree that you're incredibly annoying? 590 00:33:07,632 --> 00:33:09,801 Take the pills, or I'll let you die, 591 00:33:09,926 --> 00:33:12,596 do an autopsy, call my own press conference 592 00:33:12,721 --> 00:33:15,640 and make sure the world knows that you didn't die of TB. 593 00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:19,185 Corporate sponsors will be disappointed, but they'll find another disease. 594 00:33:19,311 --> 00:33:21,062 Why would you do that? 595 00:33:21,187 --> 00:33:23,648 Because I'm just a mean son of a bitch. 596 00:34:32,926 --> 00:34:38,056 So, we still have to explain PR variability, syncope, headaches 597 00:34:38,181 --> 00:34:39,557 and 598 00:34:40,850 --> 00:34:41,810 low sugar? 599 00:34:41,935 --> 00:34:44,813 - That was classic TB. - Apparently not. 600 00:34:44,938 --> 00:34:47,107 - You rerun the test? - Yeah. 601 00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:50,902 - This is good. - Good? This is bizarre. 602 00:34:51,027 --> 00:34:52,946 "Bizarre" is good. 603 00:34:53,071 --> 00:34:56,324 "Common" has hundreds of explanations. "Bizarre" has hardly any. 604 00:34:56,449 --> 00:34:59,411 What else could cause low CSF sugar? 605 00:34:59,536 --> 00:35:00,954 I get to ask the questions. 606 00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:04,791 I've found you look a lot smarter asking questions than dumbly not answering them. 607 00:35:04,916 --> 00:35:07,794 - High insulin levels in his blood. - They'd have to be very high. 608 00:35:07,919 --> 00:35:10,463 Okay, very high insulin levels in his blood. 609 00:35:10,588 --> 00:35:12,340 How could he get high insulin levels? 610 00:35:12,465 --> 00:35:15,176 We've checked daily blood sugars, all norlnal. 611 00:35:15,301 --> 00:35:17,971 See how smart she looks? 'Cause she asked the question. 612 00:35:18,096 --> 00:35:21,099 And it's not glucagonoma because he has no rash. 613 00:35:21,224 --> 00:35:24,352 It's not self-induced because he's not an idiot. 614 00:35:24,477 --> 00:35:28,690 And it's not a tumor because the CT and the MRI were both negative. 615 00:35:28,815 --> 00:35:30,525 Which just leaves tumor. 616 00:35:34,988 --> 00:35:37,699 Why do you do this? Why do you ignore what I say like I'm not even... 617 00:35:37,824 --> 00:35:40,076 Small tumor. Really, really tiny. 618 00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:41,745 So small we can't see it. 619 00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:43,538 Nesidioblastoma. 620 00:35:43,663 --> 00:35:46,833 An abnormal growth of the insulin-secreting cells in his pancreas? 621 00:35:46,958 --> 00:35:48,418 That only intermittently secrets insulin... 622 00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:49,878 HOUSE: In response to stress, 623 00:35:50,003 --> 00:35:54,799 like if, I don't know, if someone accidentally puts the mechanical bull on 11. 624 00:35:54,924 --> 00:35:57,218 Easily removed by surgery. 625 00:35:57,343 --> 00:36:00,764 Except if it's so small we can't see it, 626 00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:02,307 how are we even gonna prove it's there? 627 00:36:02,432 --> 00:36:03,892 She asked, looking clever. 628 00:36:04,017 --> 00:36:07,896 Just start hacking away at his pancreas until he gets better? 629 00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:10,190 How do you prove something exists when you can't see it? 630 00:36:10,315 --> 00:36:13,067 Does God exist? Does the wind blow? 631 00:36:13,193 --> 00:36:16,237 - We know because the leaves move. - Look for effects. 632 00:36:16,946 --> 00:36:18,948 You should look the other way. 633 00:36:19,073 --> 00:36:21,075 - There's Cuddy with your patient. - CUDDY: Dr. House! 634 00:36:21,201 --> 00:36:23,161 Dr. House has an emergency. 635 00:36:23,953 --> 00:36:27,165 - We can't avoid her forever. - Eventually she'll die. 636 00:36:27,290 --> 00:36:29,042 You sure she doesn't have breast cancer? 637 00:36:29,959 --> 00:36:31,795 HOUSE: We think you have a tumor. 638 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:35,548 Easily removed surgically. We're gonna poke it with a stick. 639 00:36:35,673 --> 00:36:38,885 - And if there's no tumor? - Nothing happens. 640 00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:43,014 HOUSE: Splenic artery, it's a hard left off the celiac. 641 00:36:44,682 --> 00:36:46,059 If there is a tumor? 642 00:36:46,684 --> 00:36:49,229 What usually happens when you poke something with a stick? 643 00:36:49,354 --> 00:36:50,730 Pokes back. 644 00:36:50,855 --> 00:36:52,941 He's stuck in the superior mesenteric. 645 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:56,903 I knew we should have stopped for directions. Men! 646 00:36:57,904 --> 00:36:58,947 I'm there. 647 00:36:59,906 --> 00:37:02,492 We're gonna inject calcium into your pancreas. 648 00:37:03,201 --> 00:37:05,161 The beta cells will release insulin. 649 00:37:05,286 --> 00:37:07,831 If there are too many beta cells because of a tumor, 650 00:37:07,956 --> 00:37:10,959 your blood sugar will drop precipitously. 651 00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:13,253 How do we know it won't go too low? 652 00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:15,839 Fingers and toes crossed. 653 00:37:17,423 --> 00:37:18,758 HOUSE: Go ahead. 654 00:37:32,188 --> 00:37:34,899 Glucose is holding steady at 75. 655 00:37:35,817 --> 00:37:40,738 - No leaves rustling. Blow harder. - I already gave him one amp. 656 00:37:40,864 --> 00:37:44,367 Well, I guess now would be the time to give him more than one amp. 657 00:37:56,337 --> 00:37:59,757 CAMERON: Fifty. It's starting to drop. 658 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:06,472 - Forty-five. - I think my arm's shaking. 659 00:38:06,639 --> 00:38:08,766 I'm gonna start him on a glucose drip. He's gonna seize. 660 00:38:08,892 --> 00:38:10,018 Not yet. 661 00:38:11,769 --> 00:38:14,981 FOREMAN: It's continuing to drop. HOUSE: Not fast enough. 662 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:25,283 - CAMERON: He's seizing. - We've got to reverse this. 663 00:38:27,076 --> 00:38:31,539 He's at 40, 38, 35. 664 00:38:31,664 --> 00:38:33,291 (ACCELERATED BEEPING) 665 00:38:39,464 --> 00:38:42,800 Push an amp of D50. You want to kill the guy? 666 00:38:52,268 --> 00:38:54,062 CAMERON: We're back to 40. 667 00:38:55,396 --> 00:38:58,775 Congratulations. You have a tumor. 668 00:39:03,529 --> 00:39:05,406 Are you gonna go out with him? 669 00:39:06,491 --> 00:39:10,244 - Is that any of your business? - Nope. 670 00:39:11,829 --> 00:39:12,914 I don't think so. 671 00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:16,209 Two days ago, you were holding his hand. What's changed? 672 00:39:17,835 --> 00:39:20,713 He practically lives in Africa. There's no future. 673 00:39:21,506 --> 00:39:24,759 On the other hand, maybe there's too much of a future now. 674 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:28,763 You weren't attracted to him because he was prepared to die for a cause. 675 00:39:28,888 --> 00:39:31,849 You were attracted to him because he was actually doing it. 676 00:39:31,975 --> 00:39:35,019 - Right. It's that simple. - That was simple? 677 00:39:35,144 --> 00:39:37,981 I put a label on him and go from there. 678 00:39:38,106 --> 00:39:39,732 Everybody does it. 679 00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:41,943 We are who people think we are. 680 00:39:42,068 --> 00:39:44,320 People think he's a great doctor, so they give him stuff. 681 00:39:44,445 --> 00:39:47,323 - He is a great doctor. - The reality is irrelevant. 682 00:39:52,745 --> 00:39:54,122 I'll prove it. 683 00:39:54,789 --> 00:39:58,751 People who know me see me as an ass, treat me as an ass. 684 00:39:58,876 --> 00:40:02,463 People who don't know me see a cripple, treat me like a cripple. 685 00:40:03,881 --> 00:40:07,260 What sort of selfish jerk wouldn't take advantage of that fact? 686 00:40:14,892 --> 00:40:16,019 (GROANS) 687 00:40:18,062 --> 00:40:21,524 Oh, my goodness. Are you okay? 688 00:40:23,276 --> 00:40:26,738 Yeah. I am so sorry. 689 00:40:26,863 --> 00:40:28,740 It was completely my fault. 690 00:40:28,865 --> 00:40:30,658 It's nothing. I'm fine. 691 00:40:30,783 --> 00:40:33,619 Well, I'm very relieved. I feel terrible. 692 00:40:33,745 --> 00:40:37,165 - Please don't worry about it. I'm fine. - You sure? 693 00:40:37,290 --> 00:40:38,499 Okay- 694 00:40:49,886 --> 00:40:51,763 How's everything? 695 00:40:51,888 --> 00:40:54,515 I'm gonna go. My foot's killing me. 696 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,144 - What did you do to... - it was nothing. it was all my fault. 697 00:41:01,731 --> 00:41:03,900 Yeah, listen. Bogale, relax, okay? 698 00:41:04,025 --> 00:41:06,569 I'm gonna be back on Tuesday. 699 00:41:06,694 --> 00:41:09,906 Tell Sarni I'm gonna bring her a new brace. All right. 700 00:41:10,907 --> 00:41:14,035 - Just in case. - You get them? 701 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,746 Six-months' supply. Should fix you right up. 702 00:41:16,871 --> 00:41:18,539 I'll see you when you come back for a refill? 703 00:41:18,664 --> 00:41:20,249 Yeah, I'll see you in two months. 704 00:41:20,374 --> 00:41:22,502 You gonna give them away? 705 00:41:22,627 --> 00:41:25,922 Well, you know how these things happen. You leave a bag on the airplane, 706 00:41:26,047 --> 00:41:28,424 you drop some pills down the drain. 707 00:41:29,383 --> 00:41:33,054 I have an idea. You could bring me the refill in Africa. 708 00:41:33,888 --> 00:41:35,264 I don't think so. 709 00:41:35,890 --> 00:41:39,310 You actually like working for House? You find this satisfying? 710 00:42:11,884 --> 00:42:12,844 WOMAN: There he is. 711 00:42:12,969 --> 00:42:14,762 - It's good to see you. Dr. Sebastian. - Thank you. 712 00:42:14,887 --> 00:42:18,141 Thank you. I appreciate that. I appreciate the support. 713 00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:20,935 It's not about the kids dying every eight seconds. 714 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:25,815 It's about the media stroking, adulation, the pats on the head. 715 00:42:26,899 --> 00:42:29,110 That's your problem with him, isn't it? 716 00:42:29,235 --> 00:42:32,029 Look at him. Loves it, eats it up. 717 00:42:32,155 --> 00:42:35,908 Yeah, the man actually enjoys what he does. 718 00:42:41,914 --> 00:42:44,208 Listen, I saved his life. 719 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:47,879 That means I get credit for every life he saves from here on out. 720 00:42:48,546 --> 00:42:50,548 I'll make sure Stockholm knows.