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(PANTING)

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Good morning.

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Hey, Alfredo.

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- You done already?
- No. Not yet. I finish tomorrow.

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- Mexico playing Argentina on TV?
- No, no.

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(PANTING)

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My asthma is very bad today.

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Six years, Alfredo.
You can't lie to me.

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- I'm throwing a dinner...
- First thing tomorrow...

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Party's tonight.

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A little rain and I'm gonna have to
put buckets on the dining room table.

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- No clouds, no rain.
- I'll tell you what.

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You take off, but if it pours
into my guests' wineglasses...

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- Okay. Okay, sefiora. I'll do it.
- Thank you.

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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

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(COUGHING)

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(ALFREDO SCREAMING)

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(ALFREDO GROANING)

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(SIREN WAILING)

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Spinal cord seems intact.

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Take a deep breath.

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- (GASPING) It hurts.
- Try.

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Breath sounds bilateral. I don't
think he has a pneumothorax.

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- Just asthma.
- That and probably a broken rib.

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Tell me when it hurts
the most.

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(GROANING)

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Your two little fingers
are darker than the others.

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They feel funny.Como needles.

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- How long have they been like that?
- Never noticed before.

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Is bad?

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CUDDY: Judging by how it
looks, he could lose his hand.

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How does falling off your roof
do that to a guy's fingers?

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He could have tweaked
a vertebra in his neck.

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Could impinge the ulnar...

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Sorry, trouble concentrating.

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That tank top
really absorbs moisture.

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Could impinge the ulnar nerve,
cut the blood flow.

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Or it could be disseminated
intravascular coagulopathy.

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DIC?

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Guy falls off a roof,
the first thought is always,

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"it's a clotting problem".

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Trauma can activate
the clotting enzymes.

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- Guy could lose more than his hand.
- Thank you very much.

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This guy's been working for me
for a long time, and I...

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Do I get bonus points
if I act like I care?

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Cervical MRI. Work up for DIC.
And start him on a heparin drip.

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- Who?
- You wanna know his name?

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I'm sure it's in the file.
Or you could ask her.

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She's his oldest, bestest friend.
They were in Cub Scouts together.

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I'll get started
on the blood tests.

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You haven't been
a real doctor in 10 years.

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You'll make a mess all over the sheets.

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- I'll do it.
- You have clinic duty.

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- I still know how to handle a patient.
- Get me blood.

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Lots of blood.

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They're better.
They've showered.

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You don't need to see him.

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One-handed handymen
aren't in big demand.

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Talking. That's how
lawsuits are lost.

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I know you, Lisa.

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You go in, you offer
to pay his medical bills, his wages,

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you'll say something stupid
like, "I'm sorry".

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You think I'm an idiot.

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I think you're not a lawyer.
Don't go in there.

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Trust me, House's people
can handle this.

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Yeah.

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CHASE: This might
sting a little bit.

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The medicine will thin the blood
and help it to circulate.

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Those are pretty
nasty scars there.

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I work construction.

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(GROANING)

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How long
will I be in the hospital?

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Depends how long it takes us
to figure out what's going on.

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I need to work.
I'll get fired.

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I'm sure Dr. Cuddy
won't fire you.

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I'm a janitor at fast food six nights.
I need to work.

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- My mother doesn't make enough.
- I can work. I'm old enough.

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You're old enough
when you finish college.

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Why? You never went...

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I never had a big brother
to tell me to shut up!

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I promise we'll let you out of
here as soon as we're able to.

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Look, I... I am fine. Okay?
I feel better. I go home now.

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No. If this is a clotting problem,
it could be very serious.

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- All right?
- Look, you can't make me stay.

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- Wait...
- You can't make me stay.

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Turn your hand over.

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I need to see your hand.

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Where's Dr. Cuddy?

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CHASE: We've got a third
finger turning dark.

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His PTT is prolonged and the fibrin
split products are off.

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He's not clotting properly.
It looks like a mild case of DIC.

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Well, obviously
not that mild.

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This keeps up, his hand is
literally gonna be dead meat.

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His hand is connected to his arm,
and his ann is connected to...

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I'm not sure,
but I bet it's important.

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All this from falling off
my roof!

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Yeah. If only he'd fallen
on his head.

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Then he wouldn't have any
of these symptoms.

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We need something
stronger than heparin.

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Human Activated Protein C.

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Looks like Cuddy,
same cleavage.

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Protein C is indicated
only for severe sepsis.

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How many of his limbs have to be
at stake for it to be severe?

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But this stuff
is crazy dangerous.

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It can cause
internal bleeding.

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If he bleeds, he could stroke,
he could die.

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He could get better.

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You know, if I try
to scheme like this,

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you get that nasty wrinkly
face and screech like a hyena.

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It's very sexy, I admit.

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Do it.

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Protein C
is borderline irresponsible,

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except that the safe stuff
isn't doing squat.

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- It's exactly what you would do.
- Obviously.

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- It's exactly what he'd do.
- I know.

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I think he's trying
to protect me.

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Now, that's not
the type of thing he would do.

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I overruled him.

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He's the best diagnostician in
this hospital, and I overrule him.

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You care about this kid.

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Yourjudgment
should be worth more than his.

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He also pointed out that I haven't
been a real doctor in years.

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Now that sounds like him.

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You were
just jerking Cuddy around?

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She seriously thought
I wanted to stop her.

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- One thing Cuddy is not is clueless.
- No.

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First casualty of this case
is her sense of humor.

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That's weird. There's nothing
funnier than almost killing a guy.

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I'm just having trouble
getting up those steps.

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- When did you start noticing?
- Oh, a week ago.

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Your blood pressure's
a little high.

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I've got something new
that should help you out.

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It combines a nitrate
with a blood pressure pill.

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It's targeted
to African-Americans.

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Targeted?

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Yeah. Well, see, we tend to
have nitric oxide deficiencies.

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And the studies show this drug
counteracts that problem.

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It's the first drug to...

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What kind of studies you talking about?

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What kind of studies
are there?

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They get some patients.
They give them some drugs.

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I've had white people
lying to me for 60 years.

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- You think this is a tan?
- You think they tell you everything?

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The trouble
with us black folk,

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we can't tell the difference
anymore between racism

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- and everybody gets screwed.
- Yeah?

147
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Well, how about them cheap meningitis
drugs they're pawning off in Africa?

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- Gonna tell me that ain't racism?
- That's just greed.

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You really wanna screw whitey?

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Be one of the few black men who live
long enough to collect social security.

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Take the medicine.

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(ECG BEEPING)

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(GASPING) Nurse.

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Nurse! Help! Nurse! Help!

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- Nurse!
- What's up?

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- I can't move my arm!
- Take it easy. Take it easy.

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The Protein C side effects we were
worried about, they happened.

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- Where was the bleed?
- His brain.

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It's causing
right side paralysis.

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I've stopped the treatment
and called a neurosurgeon.

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I can move it now.

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- It's okay now? Can I go home soon?
- The surgery went well.

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But all we did was fix the problem
created by the medicine we gave you.

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(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

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She says you...
You look young.

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Are you sure...

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There's five of us working on the case.

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The others are older.

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Why doesn't Dr. Cuddy
come to...

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(COUGHING)

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That doesn't sound too good.

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CAMERON:
His fingers are even darker.

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His temperature's 102
and spiking.

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And the x-ray
now shows lung infiltrates.

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Well, the good news is he won't be bitching
about losing his hand if he can't breathe.

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The trauma from the fall could have caused
acute respiratory distress syndrome.

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Right. I forgot. Your roof.

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It would cause lung
infiltrates and maybe fever

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and conceivably
the cyanotic fingers.

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- The only question is why.
- Why what?

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Why her weird psychopathology

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requires a diagnosis infonned
entirely by personal guilt.

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Let's assume
we've been wrong up until now.

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Let's assume,
just for one second,

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that the earth doesn't revolve
around (Buddy's roof.

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What if he was sick before he
had his run-in with gravity?

187
00:11:02,392 --> 00:11:03,476
He just didn't
notice anything.

188
00:11:03,601 --> 00:11:06,479
Well, pneumonia can cause DIC
which can cause cyanotic fingers.

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00:11:06,604 --> 00:11:08,648
- Pneumonia doesn't hit that fast.
- Sure.

190
00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:12,235
Only pavement hits that fast.
It's not pneumonia.

191
00:11:13,027 --> 00:11:14,654
He might have missed
a finger turning dark.

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00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:16,239
He's not gonna miss
breathing problems.

193
00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:18,116
- What else?
- It's pneumonia.

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He wanted to go home.
I thought he was lying.

195
00:11:22,495 --> 00:11:25,581
I told him I had a dinner party.
I made him go up there.

196
00:11:26,332 --> 00:11:28,459
Well, why didn't you just
take out a gun and shoot him?

197
00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,253
I thought it was just asthma.

198
00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:32,463
You might've mentioned this
earlier, Doctor.

199
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Maybe we could have sent
some blood cultures to the lab

200
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,802
instead of wasting a day
indulging your self-loathing.

201
00:11:37,927 --> 00:11:42,223
If it's just garden-variety bacterial
pneumonia, he's gonna be fine.

202
00:11:42,348 --> 00:11:45,727
So give him garden-variety Levaquin,
and a garden-variety echocardiogram.

203
00:11:45,852 --> 00:11:47,061
And go check out
the kid's house.

204
00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:49,439
The blood work will show us which
type of pneumonia it is...

205
00:11:49,564 --> 00:11:53,067
If he's huffing nail polish or pulling
the wings off his pet parrot,

206
00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:54,485
this way'll be faster.

207
00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:57,780
And I bet Julio's just dying to
find out what's wrong with him.

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00:11:57,905 --> 00:12:00,283
- Go with her.
- It's Alfredo.

209
00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:02,952
And I can handle
getting a key and...

210
00:12:03,077 --> 00:12:06,998
Rico and I no longer trust you deciding
what's important and what's not.

211
00:12:14,005 --> 00:12:17,258
You ever think about writing
a book on office politics?

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00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:18,593
Trust me,

213
00:12:18,718 --> 00:12:22,013
it would be a lot worse if I told her
that you had to break into her house.

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00:12:23,014 --> 00:12:26,225
(STUTTERING) What? Wait, wait, wait...
Cuddy's house?

215
00:12:26,351 --> 00:12:27,935
See? It is shocking.

216
00:12:28,936 --> 00:12:31,439
The guy's been working there every
day for the last three weeks.

217
00:12:31,564 --> 00:12:33,441
You think it's impossible he
could've picked something up?

218
00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:36,736
- I'm not breaking into my boss's house.
- I'm your boss.

219
00:12:36,861 --> 00:12:38,613
She's scarier than you are.

220
00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:42,575
She's a woman.
Relax. I'm coming with.

221
00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:51,084
House is having lunch
with his juniors now?

222
00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:53,836
- No. Not a chance.
- Then where do you think they're going?

223
00:12:53,961 --> 00:12:56,255
I have no idea.

224
00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:57,799
Then why don't you think
they're going to lunch?

225
00:12:57,924 --> 00:13:00,009
Because it's not like House.
That was your point, right?

226
00:13:00,134 --> 00:13:01,427
He had that smug look
on his face.

227
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:02,762
When he's that pleased
about something

228
00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:05,348
he's gotta tell somebody, and the
only somebody he knows is you.

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00:13:05,473 --> 00:13:06,849
(SIGHING)

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00:13:06,974 --> 00:13:10,561
- He's breaking into (Buddy's home.
- What?

231
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:11,729
Why?

232
00:13:12,647 --> 00:13:14,357
Medical reasons?

233
00:13:14,482 --> 00:13:15,942
Why is he so curious
about Cuddy?

234
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,443
Why are you so curious
about his curiosity?

235
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:18,778
Why are you so curious
about me...

236
00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:21,447
Because you dumped him
and you're married

237
00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:25,118
and they are neither
of those things.

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00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,577
I'm just curious.

239
00:13:27,495 --> 00:13:30,581
- Nothing wrong with that.
- No. Nothing wrong with that.

240
00:13:34,794 --> 00:13:36,754
What do you think? Red thongs?

241
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:39,882
I think red thongs.

242
00:13:41,300 --> 00:13:45,054
Okay, 20 bucks says I can get
through this door in 20 seconds.

243
00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,806
- You're on.
- Count me in.

244
00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:07,535
No furniture polish, no paint thinner,
nor anything else worth sniffing.

245
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:11,497
Nothing in here, either,
except a few cockroaches.

246
00:14:12,790 --> 00:14:16,252
Nice. Someone
should fix Alfredo's roof.

247
00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:21,757
So, why haven't you
fired House?

248
00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:27,054
It's just, you guys are always
screaming at each other,

249
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:29,849
- and I figure you hate him, so...
- I don't hate him.

250
00:14:32,226 --> 00:14:33,227
Why not?

251
00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:37,273
He's a great doctor,

252
00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,276
but any other hospital administrator
would have fired him years ago.

253
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:42,028
CUDDY: Four of them did.

254
00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:44,363
The question is,
why did I hire him?

255
00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:47,408
FOREMAN: So, how'd you know
about her key?

256
00:14:47,533 --> 00:14:50,620
You been doing a little handyman
work for Cuddy yourself?

257
00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:54,540
Someone as obsessive and insecure as
Cuddy probably has three extra keys

258
00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:56,334
hidden away
within 10 feet of the door.

259
00:14:56,459 --> 00:14:59,587
And you consider obsession
a negative quality.

260
00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:04,133
Insecticide is organic.
Soap is hypoallergenic.

261
00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:06,886
I got the bedroom.

262
00:15:12,266 --> 00:15:14,602
This is where it all happens.

263
00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:23,486
You both went to Michigan. Did you
know him while you were there?

264
00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:26,405
I was still an undergrad,
but, yeah, I knew him.

265
00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:28,115
He was already a legend.

266
00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:32,828
- So you just knew him as a legend?
- My God, you're subtle.

267
00:15:32,954 --> 00:15:34,580
Anything on your mind?

268
00:15:38,709 --> 00:15:40,711
- More cockroaches?
- Worse.

269
00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:45,258
Beautiful.

270
00:15:46,926 --> 00:15:49,845
There's no way you just
deduced where that key was.

271
00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:51,597
Does this count as red?

272
00:15:53,766 --> 00:15:56,477
You gave yourself 20 seconds
and put money on it.

273
00:15:56,602 --> 00:15:57,603
Oh, my God.

274
00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:01,566
She's got pictures
of you in here.

275
00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:04,569
Just you. It's like some kind
of weird shrine.

276
00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,445
- You're kidding.
- Yeah.

277
00:16:13,619 --> 00:16:16,622
She uses super tampons.
What does that mean?

278
00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:20,751
You two are just too nasty to each
other not to have been nasty.

279
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:23,879
I can be a jerk to people
I haven't slept with.

280
00:16:24,005 --> 00:16:25,381
I am that good.

281
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:27,633
There's nothing here.

282
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:30,469
You ready to go, or you got some
more stuff you wanna sniff?

283
00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:32,305
Whoa! Check this out.

284
00:16:33,681 --> 00:16:38,436
It's fuzzy. It's black.
It's alive.

285
00:16:54,619 --> 00:16:58,164
Patient's lung function's declining
rapidly. Levaquin's not working.

286
00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,416
He obviously doesn't have
garden-variety pneumonia.

287
00:17:00,541 --> 00:17:03,002
I'm glad you learned to take
his impending death in stride.

288
00:17:03,127 --> 00:17:05,129
- Guess what he does have.
- Rats.

289
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,674
- Scars on his hand.
- Rat bites.

290
00:17:08,799 --> 00:17:10,635
But he says
they're from construction work

291
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,846
so he won't have to admit
he's got rats at home.

292
00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,598
Catholics are right.
Pride will kill you.

293
00:17:15,723 --> 00:17:16,849
He has streptobacillus.

294
00:17:16,974 --> 00:17:18,059
Rat-bite fever.

295
00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:20,478
- Boogie oogie oogie.
- Fits the symptoms perfectly.

296
00:17:20,603 --> 00:17:22,480
That's certainly
one possibility.

297
00:17:22,605 --> 00:17:25,691
But what about the aspergillus
fungus we found under the sink?

298
00:17:25,816 --> 00:17:29,320
- What sink?
- You should clean your bathroom better.

299
00:17:29,445 --> 00:17:31,489
You broke into my house?

300
00:17:31,614 --> 00:17:34,992
No. No. You're wrong.
I had a key.

301
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:36,994
You had no right
to invade my privacy.

302
00:17:37,119 --> 00:17:39,121
There was no medical reason
for that whatsoever,

303
00:17:39,246 --> 00:17:41,207
and there was certainly
no moral reason for it.

304
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:43,167
Oh, damn.

305
00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:45,503
You're right.

306
00:17:45,628 --> 00:17:48,255
The focal consolidation makes
fungal pneumonia far more likely.

307
00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:49,590
You're right I'm right.

308
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:53,469
On the bright side, it has the advantage
of keeping you totally responsible.

309
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:55,471
The treatment for aspergillus
is amphotericin.

310
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,641
- That's hugely dangerous.
- Yeah? Your point being?

311
00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:01,477
Going the dangerous and aggressive
route didn't work the last time.

312
00:18:01,602 --> 00:18:04,980
It's bound to work this time.
Start him on the amphoterrible.

313
00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:07,608
(ALFREDO COUGHING)

314
00:18:26,836 --> 00:18:27,962
Dr. Cuddy?

315
00:18:29,338 --> 00:18:31,507
I'm Manny, Alfredo's brother.

316
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,300
How's he doing?

317
00:18:33,426 --> 00:18:36,220
He's worried about money.
I wanna work for you.

318
00:18:37,012 --> 00:18:38,264
(SIGHING)

319
00:18:38,389 --> 00:18:39,932
How old are you, Manny?

320
00:18:40,599 --> 00:18:42,268
- Fifteen.
- Twelve?

321
00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:46,814
I can paint. I mow lawns. I rake leaves.
I can start today.

322
00:18:46,939 --> 00:18:49,525
Alfredo wants you
to finish school.

323
00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:50,985
Like you care.

324
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:53,821
Manny, I've known
your brother...

325
00:18:53,946 --> 00:18:57,241
He falls off your roof, and
you don't come see him once?

326
00:18:59,910 --> 00:19:00,911
Bitch.

327
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:07,168
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

328
00:19:08,419 --> 00:19:09,628
With a patient.

329
00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:12,298
Not according to the log.

330
00:19:12,423 --> 00:19:14,633
- It's 3:15.
- Is it a commercial?

331
00:19:16,510 --> 00:19:17,762
How's Cuddy doing?

332
00:19:19,597 --> 00:19:21,932
She's not acting like Cuddy.
It's a pleasure.

333
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,476
You know her.

334
00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,771
She has trouble with these situations,
feels personally responsible.

335
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:29,482
The technical term
is narcissism.

336
00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:31,192
You can't believe
that everything is your fault

337
00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:33,694
unless you also believe
you're all-powerful.

338
00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:35,571
Wow, does she sound messed up.

339
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:38,449
I don't believe
I can fix everything.

340
00:19:38,574 --> 00:19:40,910
And I don't lie awake at night,
torlnented by that fact.

341
00:19:41,035 --> 00:19:42,745
No. You lie awake
tormented by how...

342
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,872
I thought we were talking
about Cuddy here.

343
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:46,165
She cares.

344
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,293
She enjoys feeling guilty.

345
00:19:49,418 --> 00:19:53,172
Lisa cares. It's why she drives you nuts.
'Cause it's not just a puzzle to her.

346
00:19:53,297 --> 00:19:54,507
The patients
are actually real,

347
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:56,342
their feelings
actually relevant.

348
00:19:56,467 --> 00:19:59,512
And I'm telling her
she can't even talk to him.

349
00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:02,723
My God, it's contagious.
You're feeling guilty, too.

350
00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:05,810
I'm just saying, take it easy on her.
You owe her that.

351
00:20:05,935 --> 00:20:07,937
<i>MAN ON 'N: From the moment
I saw you at the El...</i>

352
00:20:08,604 --> 00:20:11,565
- Commercial's over.
- So glad we talked.

353
00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:14,568
Snap, crackle, pop.

354
00:20:15,861 --> 00:20:18,113
You got some
Rice Krispies in there?

355
00:20:18,906 --> 00:20:20,491
That bad, huh?

356
00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:22,493
You were here yesterday.

357
00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:26,914
I see from the chart that Dr. Foreman
prescribed medicine, not a miracle.

358
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,374
Got to give this stuff
more than a day.

359
00:20:28,499 --> 00:20:30,709
I didn't fill
that Ono's prescription.

360
00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:35,089
On the theory that you didn't
trust him because he's black.

361
00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:39,009
Well, I'm gonna prescribe the same
medicine and see if you fill it this time.

362
00:20:39,134 --> 00:20:41,512
I'm not buying
into no racist drug, okay?

363
00:20:41,637 --> 00:20:42,680
(SCOFFING)

364
00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:46,350
It's racist because it helps black
people more than white people?

365
00:20:46,475 --> 00:20:49,728
On behalf of my peeps, let me just say
thanks for dying on principle for us.

366
00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:52,481
Look, my heart's red.
Your heart's red.

367
00:20:52,606 --> 00:20:54,775
And it don't make no sense
to give us different drugs.

368
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,444
You know,
I have found a difference.

369
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,779
Admittedly,
it's a limited sample,

370
00:20:58,904 --> 00:21:01,657
but based on my experience
of the last 90 seconds,

371
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:04,243
all black people are morons.

372
00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:07,413
- Sorry, African-Americans.
- I'll see another doctor.

373
00:21:08,998 --> 00:21:10,416
Fine. Fine.

374
00:21:14,753 --> 00:21:17,631
I'll give you the same
medicine we give Republicans.

375
00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:24,221
ALFREDO: I think the medicine
is working.

376
00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:27,516
They're lighter, right?

377
00:21:27,641 --> 00:21:30,436
They don't look lighter to me, Alfredo.
How's the tingling?

378
00:21:30,561 --> 00:21:33,188
- Does not bother me.
- Tell her the other thing.

379
00:21:34,064 --> 00:21:35,649
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

380
00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:38,360
He hasn't peed
since yesterday.

381
00:21:39,737 --> 00:21:41,780
- Since last night?
- Afternoon.

382
00:21:41,906 --> 00:21:44,617
It's not a problem.
I don't drink much.

383
00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:49,955
I think we'll give you a little
rest from the meds here.

384
00:21:50,873 --> 00:21:53,000
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

385
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:56,045
She says, "That's the medicine
that's supposed to cure me".

386
00:21:56,170 --> 00:21:58,631
Just making a little adjustment.
Excuse me.

387
00:22:01,592 --> 00:22:02,968
He's not making any urine.

388
00:22:03,093 --> 00:22:05,930
I think we just destroyed the kid's
kidney with the amphotericin.

389
00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:07,806
I think he's dying.

390
00:22:07,932 --> 00:22:09,516
Dying?

391
00:22:09,642 --> 00:22:11,226
Cheese it, the cops.

392
00:22:13,270 --> 00:22:14,647
(SOBBING IN SPANISH)

393
00:22:17,816 --> 00:22:20,402
I guess she understands
a little English.

394
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,700
CAMERON:
His kidneys are shutting down

395
00:22:26,825 --> 00:22:29,828
due to the direct toxicity to
the proximal tubule epithelium.

396
00:22:29,954 --> 00:22:33,207
Proof that my brilliant idea of giving
him amphotericin is killing him.

397
00:22:33,332 --> 00:22:35,125
That wasn't a complete
waste of time.

398
00:22:35,250 --> 00:22:38,087
His reaction shows that you don't
need to clean under your sink.

399
00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:39,171
It wasn't aspergillus.

400
00:22:39,296 --> 00:22:41,757
And blood cultures show he was
negative for rat-bite fever.

401
00:22:41,882 --> 00:22:44,259
There's still plenty of other
cool pneumonias.

402
00:22:44,385 --> 00:22:47,680
Tested negative for Moraxella,
Nocardia, cryptococcus.

403
00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,432
He has a low titer for
chlamydia antibodies. Maybe...

404
00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:53,143
No, no. His chest x-ray's all
wrong for ohlamydial pneumonia.

405
00:22:53,268 --> 00:22:54,269
But the titer points to...

406
00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:56,855
CAMERON: He had an STD last year.
That explains the titer.

407
00:22:56,981 --> 00:22:58,732
He has low sodium.
Maybe it's Legionella.

408
00:22:58,857 --> 00:23:00,985
No. His antigen is negative.

409
00:23:01,694 --> 00:23:03,195
Well, that all sucks.

410
00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:06,490
Maybe we were right
to begin with.

411
00:23:06,615 --> 00:23:11,078
His problems are all caused by DIC
precipitated by falling off my roof.

412
00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:13,455
DIC wouldn't cause
a fever this high.

413
00:23:13,580 --> 00:23:15,874
See? My lap dog
agrees with me.

414
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,001
How high?

415
00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:19,545
Two hours ago
it was 103 with acetaminophen.

416
00:23:19,670 --> 00:23:21,797
What about on St. Alban's Day?

417
00:23:21,922 --> 00:23:25,926
Only temperature I'm interested in right
now is his temperature right now.

418
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:30,264
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

419
00:23:32,266 --> 00:23:33,225
Open up.

420
00:23:33,350 --> 00:23:35,144
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

421
00:23:35,269 --> 00:23:38,147
Okay. Let me clarify.
Open up and keep it open.

422
00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:45,863
- Yeah.
- Okay.

423
00:23:48,574 --> 00:23:50,075
Under your tongue.

424
00:23:54,413 --> 00:23:56,457
You're using your left hand.

425
00:23:56,582 --> 00:23:59,293
- Right one hurt?
- No, I feel better.

426
00:23:59,418 --> 00:24:00,502
What, it really doesn't hurt,

427
00:24:00,627 --> 00:24:01,795
or you just figure
if you say no,

428
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,130
you'll get out
of the hospital sooner?

429
00:24:03,255 --> 00:24:05,299
It doesn't hurt. I feel good.

430
00:24:06,383 --> 00:24:07,843
(SNIFFING)

431
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:11,180
You don't smell too hot.

432
00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:13,390
(GROANING)

433
00:24:18,645 --> 00:24:20,522
Your hand is starting to rot.

434
00:24:21,648 --> 00:24:22,691
HOUSE: Why are we here?

435
00:24:22,816 --> 00:24:24,443
We are talking about
cutting off a kid's hand.

436
00:24:24,568 --> 00:24:26,153
Yes, we're talking
about cutting it off,

437
00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:28,155
not subdividing it
and putting in condos.

438
00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:31,450
- It's not a legal issue.
- Are you being intentionally dense?

439
00:24:32,743 --> 00:24:33,911
I think it's premature.

440
00:24:34,036 --> 00:24:35,370
- I've heard enough.
- What?

441
00:24:35,496 --> 00:24:37,372
She says one word
and you take her side.

442
00:24:37,498 --> 00:24:40,167
You should at least wait until she
actually gives a medical reason.

443
00:24:40,292 --> 00:24:43,170
- Otherwise I might take it personally.
- Shut up.

444
00:24:43,295 --> 00:24:46,548
If I were to somehow find out
that you two were in disagreement

445
00:24:46,673 --> 00:24:48,342
over the proper
medical course of action,

446
00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:50,594
it could make it awkward
for my client in court.

447
00:24:50,719 --> 00:24:54,515
My client being the two of you.
So, guys, I'm a little busy here.

448
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:58,644
Why don't we pick this conversation
up in half an hour? Okay?

449
00:24:58,769 --> 00:25:01,230
All of his symptoms are caused
by his underlying problem

450
00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:02,731
and the medicine we gave him.

451
00:25:02,856 --> 00:25:03,857
What underlying problem?

452
00:25:03,982 --> 00:25:05,692
You have no idea what the
underlying problem is.

453
00:25:05,818 --> 00:25:08,112
- You're the diagnostician.
- Fine. It's all my fault.

454
00:25:08,237 --> 00:25:09,321
Does that make you
feel better?

455
00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:11,073
His hand still has
an arterial pulse.

456
00:25:11,198 --> 00:25:13,992
His hand is a cesspool.
And the crap is spreading.

457
00:25:14,118 --> 00:25:17,579
You are being pretty aggressive about
destroying a man's livelihood.

458
00:25:17,704 --> 00:25:19,289
I don't give a damn
about his livelihood.

459
00:25:19,414 --> 00:25:22,751
He loses that hand, he loses
his job, all of his jobs.

460
00:25:22,876 --> 00:25:25,420
- He's not like us...
- Can't work as a cripple?

461
00:25:28,924 --> 00:25:29,967
He loses his home.

462
00:25:30,092 --> 00:25:33,262
- His kid brother drops out.
- An American dream destroyed.

463
00:25:33,387 --> 00:25:34,763
Very sad, very emotional,

464
00:25:34,888 --> 00:25:37,516
not one medical fact
in the whole pathetic tale.

465
00:25:38,809 --> 00:25:39,935
You have lost perspective,
Cuddy.

466
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,728
You've stopped looking
at this as a doctor.

467
00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:44,690
You're acting like someone who
shoved somebody off their roof.

468
00:25:44,815 --> 00:25:48,068
You wanna make things right?
Too bad, nothing's ever right.

469
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:52,281
I am happy to report
that we're now so in sync

470
00:25:52,406 --> 00:25:54,658
we're actually wearing
each other's underwear.

471
00:25:54,783 --> 00:25:56,243
Chop-chop time.

472
00:25:56,368 --> 00:25:59,079
Is this true?
HOUSE: No. I'm lying.

473
00:25:59,705 --> 00:26:01,790
It's stupid to do it with her
in the room, I guess.

474
00:26:01,915 --> 00:26:03,876
- This is a big decision.
- We made it.

475
00:26:04,001 --> 00:26:05,878
We should convene a meeting
of the ethics committee.

476
00:26:06,003 --> 00:26:07,087
No!

477
00:26:08,255 --> 00:26:11,758
Look, she is making a medical decision
based on never wanting to feel regret.

478
00:26:11,884 --> 00:26:14,386
You're making a legal decision
based on wanting me to be wrong.

479
00:26:14,511 --> 00:26:15,971
Greg, you have
a history of aggressive...

480
00:26:16,096 --> 00:26:17,514
You wanted
superficial agreement.

481
00:26:17,639 --> 00:26:19,516
You wanted everybody's asses covered.
You got it.

482
00:26:19,641 --> 00:26:22,436
Now can I do the surgery?
Pretty, pretty please.

483
00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:27,941
Lisa,

484
00:26:29,568 --> 00:26:31,778
are you sure
you're okay with this?

485
00:26:34,615 --> 00:26:37,075
I should be the one
to tell the family.

486
00:26:44,124 --> 00:26:45,667
Your hand is dying.

487
00:26:47,294 --> 00:26:49,171
The bacteria are eating it.

488
00:26:50,589 --> 00:26:54,092
When they run out of food
there, they go somewhere else.

489
00:26:55,969 --> 00:26:58,972
If you cut off my hand,
I'll be cured?

490
00:26:59,097 --> 00:27:00,849
Unfortunately, no.

491
00:27:00,974 --> 00:27:04,895
We still have to find the disease
that's making you sick to begin with.

492
00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:07,940
But you won't die of gangrene
while we're looking.

493
00:27:08,065 --> 00:27:09,483
(sesame)

494
00:27:14,363 --> 00:27:18,200
I quit school
when I am 12 to get a job,

495
00:27:18,325 --> 00:27:20,077
to help my family.

496
00:27:21,495 --> 00:27:24,039
I know I never get a good job,

497
00:27:25,082 --> 00:27:29,086
never save money
or own my own house like you.

498
00:27:31,213 --> 00:27:34,216
But, Manny, he's smart.

499
00:27:36,093 --> 00:27:37,886
He's the best in his class.

500
00:27:39,805 --> 00:27:43,100
Well, maybe Manny doesn't have
to quit school. Maybe you can...

501
00:27:53,068 --> 00:27:56,071
Are you sure
I need to do this?

502
00:27:58,782 --> 00:27:59,866
Yes.

503
00:28:03,745 --> 00:28:04,746
Okay-

504
00:28:05,914 --> 00:28:06,915
(sesame) Okay.

505
00:28:12,212 --> 00:28:14,423
(LUISA SINGING IN SPANISH)

506
00:28:47,581 --> 00:28:49,541
(LUISA HUMMING)

507
00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:13,148
lgave one of my clinic
patients a follow-up call.

508
00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,025
Your name came up.

509
00:29:16,109 --> 00:29:17,986
I'm guessing an old black guy

510
00:29:18,111 --> 00:29:21,782
who thinks the CIA invented rap music to
make your people want to kill each other.

511
00:29:21,907 --> 00:29:24,326
He said you gave him
the white folks' stuff.

512
00:29:25,077 --> 00:29:27,120
This is exactly why black
people don't live as long...

513
00:29:27,245 --> 00:29:30,916
This isn't about race,
unless annoying is a race.

514
00:29:31,041 --> 00:29:33,502
- Is he not getting better?
- He's fine so far.

515
00:29:34,586 --> 00:29:37,631
I'm calling him back in. I'm
getting him on the right stuff.

516
00:29:37,756 --> 00:29:40,092
Relax, Foreman, he already is.

517
00:29:42,094 --> 00:29:45,514
I told him it was the white stuff.
I gave him the black stuff.

518
00:29:49,101 --> 00:29:50,185
He was right.

519
00:29:51,186 --> 00:29:52,854
You did exactly
what white people do.

520
00:29:52,979 --> 00:29:56,066
You figure we don't need to know
the truth or can't understand it,

521
00:29:56,191 --> 00:29:58,402
so you just lie to us.

522
00:29:58,527 --> 00:30:01,113
- Just a white lie.
- Good one, massa.

523
00:30:02,114 --> 00:30:03,615
Right, and I'm a racist.

524
00:30:05,117 --> 00:30:09,079
Too bad that idiot will never know
for the rest of his long, long life.

525
00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:20,632
Every slave master thought they
were doing the black man a favor.

526
00:30:21,425 --> 00:30:25,220
Negro can't take care of himself,
so we'll put him to work.

527
00:30:26,096 --> 00:30:28,056
We'll give him four walls,
a bed.

528
00:30:29,724 --> 00:30:31,476
We'll civilize the heathen.

529
00:30:31,601 --> 00:30:34,104
I'll tell you what.
Stop doing us favors.

530
00:30:35,105 --> 00:30:37,399
If you're right, and we end up
back in the jungle

531
00:30:37,524 --> 00:30:39,734
with lousy
blood pressure medicine,

532
00:30:40,402 --> 00:30:42,112
it won't be on your head.

533
00:31:35,457 --> 00:31:36,458
You Okay?

534
00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:42,339
You wondering
if you made the right call?

535
00:31:44,299 --> 00:31:47,093
I've wanted to be a doctor
from the time I was 12.

536
00:31:49,095 --> 00:31:50,972
I wanted to be a lawyer
from the time I was six

537
00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:53,058
until my second week
of law school.

538
00:31:53,183 --> 00:31:54,809
Sorry. Your story.

539
00:31:57,103 --> 00:32:01,191
I graduated medical school at 25, pissed
off that I was second in my class.

540
00:32:02,108 --> 00:32:06,738
Chief of medicine at 32, second
youngest ever, first woman...

541
00:32:06,863 --> 00:32:07,864
Sad story.

542
00:32:07,989 --> 00:32:09,991
If I had been
Alfredo's doctor...

543
00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:11,618
You are his doctor.

544
00:32:13,245 --> 00:32:16,915
I insisted on giving him Protein C.
We had to cut his skull open.

545
00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,293
I insisted on amphotericin,
killed his kidneys.

546
00:32:20,418 --> 00:32:22,587
I missed the pneumonia
completely.

547
00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:26,800
I would have searched his home
and ignored mine.

548
00:32:26,925 --> 00:32:30,887
I would have watched him die
trying to save his hand.

549
00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:36,017
If I didn't have House
looking over my shoulder...

550
00:32:36,142 --> 00:32:38,603
Are you saying you're not as
good a doctor as House is?

551
00:32:38,728 --> 00:32:40,355
I'm saying House is right.

552
00:32:42,107 --> 00:32:44,109
I was so anxious to get ahead.

553
00:32:45,110 --> 00:32:48,029
I haven't been a doctor
in years.

554
00:32:49,197 --> 00:32:51,199
His little finger is dusky.

555
00:32:51,324 --> 00:32:53,285
Yeah, that's why
we're doing this.

556
00:32:53,410 --> 00:32:57,122
No. I mean the other hand, the
one we haven't chopped off yet.

557
00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:25,900
<i>CUDDY:
His O2 sats are down to 88.</i>

558
00:33:26,026 --> 00:33:28,737
His lungs are giving out.
He needs a ventilator.

559
00:33:29,571 --> 00:33:30,614
And dialysis.

560
00:33:30,739 --> 00:33:34,326
You're getting distracted by
the multisystem organ failure.

561
00:33:34,451 --> 00:33:37,162
Pinkies are supposed
to be pink, right?

562
00:33:37,287 --> 00:33:38,955
I mean,
they're not called "gray-ies".

563
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:40,874
But the organ failure
is gonna kill him.

564
00:33:40,999 --> 00:33:42,751
But the pinky is weirder.

565
00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:44,628
What does it tell us?

566
00:33:44,753 --> 00:33:46,838
The same thing the right hand
told us before we cut it off.

567
00:33:46,963 --> 00:33:49,758
- It's the same symptom.
- HOUSE: But at a different time.

568
00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:53,345
His blood work
indicates mild DIC.

569
00:33:54,012 --> 00:33:56,973
What if it's mild in the way that
when you get out of the ocean,

570
00:33:57,098 --> 00:33:59,643
the water clinging to your
body makes the sea level drop?

571
00:33:59,768 --> 00:34:01,645
It's technically true, but
it's completely irrelevant.

572
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:04,189
A lack of DIC
would explain everything

573
00:34:04,314 --> 00:34:07,067
if there were also
a lack of anything to explain.

574
00:34:09,444 --> 00:34:12,405
Endocarditis.
His heart's infected.

575
00:34:13,323 --> 00:34:16,826
Little bacteria cauliflowers,
clinging to his valves.

576
00:34:16,951 --> 00:34:20,330
Except sometimes they can't hold on.
They go swimming in his bloodstream.

577
00:34:20,455 --> 00:34:23,041
Thursday, one breaks off,
goes to his right hand,

578
00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:24,626
black fingers, gangrene.

579
00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:26,961
Friday's child
heads for the kidneys.

580
00:34:27,754 --> 00:34:30,256
And we all know
what Saturdays are all about.

581
00:34:30,382 --> 00:34:32,384
Party with the left hand.

582
00:34:32,509 --> 00:34:33,718
Also explains the fever.

583
00:34:33,843 --> 00:34:35,804
It's perfect
except for the little fact

584
00:34:35,929 --> 00:34:37,597
that we already tested
for endocarditis,

585
00:34:37,722 --> 00:34:38,640
and he was negative.

586
00:34:38,765 --> 00:34:41,393
Which means he either
is negative or...

587
00:34:41,518 --> 00:34:45,313
What infection can cause pneumonia
and culture-negative endocarditis?

588
00:34:47,649 --> 00:34:49,776
Prize value goes down
with every clue.

589
00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:53,405
(CAWING)

590
00:34:53,530 --> 00:34:55,365
You're thinking psittacosis?

591
00:34:55,490 --> 00:34:57,158
Alfredo doesn't have
any pet parrots.

592
00:34:57,283 --> 00:34:59,619
Quit your squawking.
Give him doxycycline.

593
00:34:59,744 --> 00:35:02,080
No! That'll just make
his clotting problem worse.

594
00:35:02,205 --> 00:35:05,625
I liked you better when you were coming
up with wacky drugs for us to try.

595
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:09,170
We give him the doxy now, damn
it, maybe we can save his pinky.

596
00:35:09,295 --> 00:35:11,172
He can teach his brother
to count all the way to five.

597
00:35:11,297 --> 00:35:14,217
If you're wrong, he'll end up
with no hands and no feet.

598
00:35:14,342 --> 00:35:17,137
Technically, if I'm wrong, he'll end
up dead, but I take your point.

599
00:35:17,262 --> 00:35:19,681
- What's his night job?
- He cleans up at some fast food joint.

600
00:35:19,806 --> 00:35:21,641
What, you think he got it
from a chicken nugget?

601
00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:25,645
Since when do fast food joints
allow 12-year-olds to mop floors?

602
00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:28,857
- Alfredo is 20.
- Really? Looks younger.

603
00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:34,487
Where were you going
to work tonight?

604
00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:36,740
What job do you do
on Saturday nights?

605
00:35:39,451 --> 00:35:40,952
- CUDDY: What are you doing?
- Wake him up.

606
00:35:41,077 --> 00:35:42,620
We just cut off his hand.

607
00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:45,749
- Yeah. We need to talk about it.
- It's not happening.

608
00:35:47,250 --> 00:35:48,710
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

609
00:35:52,172 --> 00:35:53,923
Honest, I've got no idea
what I just said.

610
00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:56,259
Why didn't you say
you spoke Spanish?

611
00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:58,595
Well, because
she'd wanna talk to me.

612
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:00,638
Or something like that.

613
00:36:00,764 --> 00:36:02,265
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

614
00:36:05,894 --> 00:36:07,645
She says he doesn't work
Saturday nights.

615
00:36:07,771 --> 00:36:08,938
Give me the talking juice.

616
00:36:09,063 --> 00:36:11,191
The fact it doesn't fit your
theory doesn't make it a lie.

617
00:36:11,316 --> 00:36:12,275
When she was out of the room,

618
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,321
the kid brother insisted he was gonna
cover for Alfredo at work tonight.

619
00:36:16,446 --> 00:36:17,781
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

620
00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:26,164
Saturday nights
he goes dancing.

621
00:36:26,289 --> 00:36:28,833
Either it's a lie
or he's dancing with birds.

622
00:36:30,752 --> 00:36:31,711
Give her the talking juice.

623
00:36:31,836 --> 00:36:33,630
She doesn't know
what you're talking about.

624
00:36:33,755 --> 00:36:35,173
Odds are it's gonna be
close to his house.

625
00:36:35,298 --> 00:36:37,634
It's probably an abandoned
warehouse or factory.

626
00:36:37,759 --> 00:36:39,928
Take the Scooby gang
and spread out.

627
00:36:40,053 --> 00:36:41,554
What the hell
are we looking for?

628
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:43,348
Find somebody
who looks like crap.

629
00:36:43,473 --> 00:36:45,600
Tell him you want
to place a bet.

630
00:36:46,768 --> 00:36:48,186
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

631
00:36:53,358 --> 00:36:55,026
(SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING)

632
00:36:55,151 --> 00:36:56,736
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)

633
00:37:36,401 --> 00:37:37,777
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

634
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:41,447
It's Cuddy.

635
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:46,077
I already put him
on the psittacosis meds.

636
00:37:47,078 --> 00:37:49,122
As soon as you left.

637
00:37:49,247 --> 00:37:50,623
You're welcome.

638
00:37:51,958 --> 00:37:55,086
What do you think the record
for one-handed juggling is?

639
00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:57,755
You can yo-yo one-handed.

640
00:37:58,756 --> 00:37:59,799
Good point.

641
00:38:08,516 --> 00:38:10,059
ALFREDO:
I always wash my hands.

642
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:15,189
If a bird is infected, you can get
psittacosis just from breathing his dust.

643
00:38:16,024 --> 00:38:18,651
But then, why do I get sick
and nobody else?

644
00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:20,778
Your asthma
made you vulnerable.

645
00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,784
- You're gonna be all right now.
- Yes.

646
00:38:31,205 --> 00:38:32,790
(SPEAKING IN SPANISH)

647
00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:39,714
For saving my life.

648
00:38:49,265 --> 00:38:50,934
He thanked me.

649
00:38:51,059 --> 00:38:53,603
- He should have.
- We cut off his hand.

650
00:38:56,606 --> 00:38:57,690
If we'd figured it out
earlier...

651
00:38:57,815 --> 00:38:59,692
If you'd figured it out later,
he'd be dead.

652
00:38:59,817 --> 00:39:01,986
I never figured it out at all.

653
00:39:03,071 --> 00:39:05,698
- Hello.
- What do you want, House?

654
00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:10,536
If you're wallowing in self-loathing,
I've got something that might help.

655
00:39:10,662 --> 00:39:11,996
We're getting sued.

656
00:39:12,664 --> 00:39:15,667
- You saved his life. He admitted that.
- We'll settle.

657
00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:18,711
He's got a stub where his hand
used to be. We have insurance.

658
00:39:18,836 --> 00:39:20,672
Case seems pretty solid to me.

659
00:39:21,631 --> 00:39:24,300
The new American dream.
Happy ending.

660
00:39:24,425 --> 00:39:26,260
Kid's gonna be just fine.

661
00:39:32,392 --> 00:39:33,476
Cuddy,

662
00:39:35,603 --> 00:39:36,771
your guilt.

663
00:39:37,772 --> 00:39:40,733
It's perverse and it makes you
a crappy doctor.

664
00:39:44,195 --> 00:39:46,572
It also makes you
okay at what you do.

665
00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:50,952
You figure a perverted sense
of guilt makes me a good boss.

666
00:39:51,077 --> 00:39:54,872
Now, would the world be a better
place if people never felt guilty?

667
00:39:54,998 --> 00:39:56,874
Makes sex better.

668
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,086
You should have seen her in the
last months of our relationship.

669
00:40:00,211 --> 00:40:02,380
A lot of guilt.
A lot of screaming.

670
00:40:04,799 --> 00:40:07,969
I know this wasn't just
because it was your roof.

671
00:40:11,389 --> 00:40:12,473
Cuddy,

672
00:40:15,101 --> 00:40:19,188
you see the world as it is, and
you see the world as it could be.

673
00:40:19,313 --> 00:40:21,941
And what you don't see
is what everybody else sees,

674
00:40:23,026 --> 00:40:25,528
the giant gaping chasm
in between.

675
00:40:25,653 --> 00:40:27,613
House, I'm not naive.
I realize...

676
00:40:27,739 --> 00:40:30,283
If you did,
you never would have hired me.

677
00:40:33,911 --> 00:40:37,498
You're not happy
unless things are just right,

678
00:40:37,623 --> 00:40:39,167
which means two things.

679
00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:43,796
That you're a good boss,
and you'll never be happy.

680
00:40:48,801 --> 00:40:52,472
By the way, why does everybody
think you and I had sex?

681
00:40:53,222 --> 00:40:55,558
You think there could be
something to it?

682
00:41:05,777 --> 00:41:09,447
WILSON: Cuddy feels guilty about not
diagnosing psittacosis any earlier?

683
00:41:12,116 --> 00:41:13,367
I think so.

684
00:41:14,744 --> 00:41:16,662
There's no way
she could have.

685
00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:18,456
No.

686
00:41:20,458 --> 00:41:21,959
No way she could have.

687
00:41:25,004 --> 00:41:26,631
(SLOW ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

688
00:41:33,221 --> 00:41:34,514
It's raining.