1 00:00:02,691 --> 00:00:04,568 (PEOPLE CHEERING) 2 00:00:17,456 --> 00:00:19,207 (INDISTINCT) 3 00:00:28,050 --> 00:00:29,926 (MAN CHATTERING ON PA) 4 00:00:37,351 --> 00:00:38,935 Visualizing? 5 00:00:39,770 --> 00:00:42,105 All right. You're up, tiger. 6 00:00:43,732 --> 00:00:46,068 You feel all right? You look a little pale. 7 00:00:46,193 --> 00:00:47,569 I'm fine. 8 00:00:47,694 --> 00:00:48,779 Does your neck still hurt? 9 00:00:48,904 --> 00:00:50,155 It'll be fine. 10 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:52,240 Maybe you should do the two-and-a-half instead. 11 00:00:52,366 --> 00:00:53,575 I'm gonna do the three. 12 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:55,661 Well, it's better to nail the two-and-a-half... 13 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:57,829 I'm gonna nail the three. 14 00:00:59,539 --> 00:01:01,166 All right. 15 00:01:01,291 --> 00:01:03,126 Well, let's show these senior citizens 16 00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:05,587 what a well-coached 12-year-old can do, huh? 17 00:01:22,062 --> 00:01:25,899 MAN ON PA: Next diver, two-time national junior champion, Mary Carroll. 18 00:01:45,752 --> 00:01:46,962 (EXHALES) 19 00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:48,422 Damn it. 20 00:01:49,047 --> 00:01:50,882 You can do this. Come on, just... 21 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:53,176 See it. See it. 22 00:02:04,980 --> 00:02:06,148 (SIGHS) 23 00:02:06,273 --> 00:02:08,692 Big jump. Pike out. Rip it. 24 00:02:09,651 --> 00:02:11,611 (SILENCE) 25 00:02:37,429 --> 00:02:39,848 Call 911. We need an ambulance. 26 00:03:18,261 --> 00:03:20,096 (MECHANICAL WHIRRING) 27 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:33,652 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 28 00:03:35,779 --> 00:03:38,281 (KNOCKING CONTINUES) 29 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:48,834 I saw the light on. 30 00:03:48,959 --> 00:03:50,043 It's daytime. 31 00:03:50,168 --> 00:03:52,879 Yeah, it's a figure of speech. 32 00:03:53,004 --> 00:03:54,881 Always so literal. 33 00:03:58,051 --> 00:03:59,803 Got a new cane. 34 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:02,556 Yeah. 35 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:05,016 Guy in the store said it was slimming. 36 00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:06,977 Vertical stripe. 37 00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:08,854 Why are you here? 38 00:04:08,979 --> 00:04:10,188 Vogler is dead. 39 00:04:10,313 --> 00:04:12,232 What? What happened? 40 00:04:12,357 --> 00:04:14,442 Again with the literal translation. 41 00:04:14,568 --> 00:04:15,986 Vogler, the idea. 42 00:04:16,111 --> 00:04:19,114 Mr. Destructo, Mr. Moneybags. "Bow down before me." 43 00:04:19,239 --> 00:04:21,366 He is gone from the hospital. 44 00:04:21,491 --> 00:04:23,410 So things can go back to the way they were. 45 00:04:23,535 --> 00:04:25,996 The way they were was kind of weird. 46 00:04:26,371 --> 00:04:27,414 Hmm. 47 00:04:27,539 --> 00:04:29,708 Weird works for me. 48 00:04:29,833 --> 00:04:32,043 What are you saying? Literally. 49 00:04:33,378 --> 00:04:35,255 I want you to come back. 50 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,715 Why? 51 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:38,508 (PAGER BEEPING) 52 00:04:42,095 --> 00:04:45,223 Please unclench. You're not on the clock, 53 00:04:45,348 --> 00:04:48,101 and when you do that, I clench, and then it's a whole thing. 54 00:04:48,226 --> 00:04:50,604 Could you look at your pager? 55 00:04:50,729 --> 00:04:52,439 (PAGER CONTINUES BEEPING) 56 00:04:53,940 --> 00:04:54,900 (BEEPING STOPS) 57 00:04:56,735 --> 00:04:59,946 It's no big deal. Some sort of epidemic. Not my area. 58 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:01,489 You should go. It's important. 59 00:05:01,615 --> 00:05:03,950 What I'm doing now is important. 60 00:05:04,075 --> 00:05:05,660 Why do you want me back? 61 00:05:05,785 --> 00:05:07,412 Because you're a good doctor. 62 00:05:10,123 --> 00:05:11,625 That's it? 63 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:12,876 That's not enough? 64 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:16,129 Not for me. 65 00:05:20,342 --> 00:05:22,385 Go deal with your plague. 66 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:30,602 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 67 00:05:30,727 --> 00:05:32,854 WOMAN ON PA: You are in a quarantined area. 68 00:05:32,979 --> 00:05:35,148 Please remain calm and stay in line. 69 00:05:35,273 --> 00:05:37,692 A doctor will see you shortly. 70 00:05:37,817 --> 00:05:41,613 When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form. 71 00:05:41,738 --> 00:05:45,492 Patients with blue forms must immediately exit to the parking lot. 72 00:05:45,617 --> 00:05:48,536 Dr. House. Need you here. 73 00:05:49,704 --> 00:05:52,123 Sorry. Lot of sick people. I might catch something. 74 00:05:52,248 --> 00:05:54,250 Ajudge at the campus pool center collapsed. 75 00:05:54,376 --> 00:05:57,212 LP revealed a virulent form of bacterial meningitis. 76 00:05:57,337 --> 00:05:59,214 Great. You got it diagnosed. You don't need me. 77 00:05:59,339 --> 00:06:02,467 2,500 people at the pool center were exposed. 78 00:06:02,592 --> 00:06:04,719 They're being bussed to all the neighboring hospitals. 79 00:06:04,844 --> 00:06:07,305 That's a problem with resources, not diagnostics. 80 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:10,016 I'd be completely lost, get in everyone's way. 81 00:06:10,141 --> 00:06:13,645 Joe, Dr. House doesn't have a blue slip. 82 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:16,731 No one leaves the quarantine area without a blue slip. 83 00:06:16,856 --> 00:06:18,400 You are a doctor at this hospital. 84 00:06:18,525 --> 00:06:19,776 Act like one. 85 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:21,152 And... 86 00:06:22,821 --> 00:06:24,030 ...take these. 87 00:06:24,155 --> 00:06:25,865 (MAN COUGHING) 88 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:33,832 102. 89 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:37,711 You win a trip to the second floor. 90 00:06:37,836 --> 00:06:39,045 Next. 91 00:06:43,008 --> 00:06:46,344 All right. No fever. No rash. 92 00:06:46,469 --> 00:06:49,222 You're fine. Take these two pills, 93 00:06:49,931 --> 00:06:53,268 and show this blue slip to Security on your way out. 94 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:55,687 Next. 95 00:06:55,812 --> 00:06:57,147 Take these. Go home. 96 00:06:57,272 --> 00:06:59,107 Talk to your daughter. 97 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:00,525 What? 98 00:07:01,026 --> 00:07:04,279 Your pants, your blouse, your scarf are all freshly dry cleaned. 99 00:07:04,404 --> 00:07:06,781 Everything except your jacket. It's got a smudge on it. 100 00:07:06,906 --> 00:07:08,616 Probably two days old. 101 00:07:08,742 --> 00:07:10,618 Which means you didn't know the jacket had been worn. 102 00:07:10,744 --> 00:07:14,164 So either your husband is a cross-dresser, 103 00:07:14,289 --> 00:07:17,042 or your daughter's been borrowing your clothes without telling you. 104 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:20,962 She probably wants to look older to get into bars. 105 00:07:21,087 --> 00:07:23,339 I don't have a daughter. 106 00:07:27,427 --> 00:07:28,595 Next. 107 00:07:30,055 --> 00:07:31,222 So I have it? 108 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:32,682 Take the yellow form to the second floor. 109 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:34,267 - You're gonna be fine. - I'm gonna die. 110 00:07:34,392 --> 00:07:37,896 It's treatable, as long as you go to the second floor. 111 00:07:38,855 --> 00:07:39,898 Next. 112 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:43,526 (SIGHS) 113 00:07:43,651 --> 00:07:44,778 (EXCLAIMS) 114 00:07:44,903 --> 00:07:47,280 Fever. Does that mean I have it? 115 00:07:47,405 --> 00:07:50,033 Do you have a rash? Come on. 116 00:07:52,702 --> 00:07:55,330 It's from my new bathing suit. I've had it a week. 117 00:07:55,455 --> 00:07:56,998 Yeah. 118 00:07:57,123 --> 00:07:58,374 Does your neck hurt? 119 00:07:58,500 --> 00:07:59,626 If it does, you hit the trifecta. 120 00:07:59,751 --> 00:08:03,171 It's nothing. I pulled it trying to do a three-and-a-half tuck. 121 00:08:03,296 --> 00:08:04,714 Where are your parents? 122 00:08:04,839 --> 00:08:05,965 We live in Chicago. 123 00:08:06,091 --> 00:08:08,009 I'm here with my coach. 124 00:08:13,598 --> 00:08:16,226 I wanted to see what you were writing. 125 00:08:17,143 --> 00:08:18,770 Go like this. 126 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:21,648 (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN) 127 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:25,819 Go like this. 128 00:08:31,282 --> 00:08:33,576 Take these pills. 129 00:08:33,701 --> 00:08:36,121 Blue slip will get you out of here. 130 00:08:37,872 --> 00:08:39,082 Next. 131 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,210 You're coming with me. 132 00:08:42,335 --> 00:08:45,672 WOMAN ON PA: Proceed to the second floor for further examination. 133 00:08:46,673 --> 00:08:49,008 You're gonna need a CT scan. Second floor. 134 00:08:49,134 --> 00:08:50,802 Take the elevators, follow the parade. 135 00:08:50,927 --> 00:08:51,803 Next. 136 00:08:51,928 --> 00:08:53,263 (HOUSE WHISTLES) 137 00:08:57,809 --> 00:08:58,768 CHASE: Maybe it's something systemic. 138 00:08:58,893 --> 00:09:00,770 FOREMAN: Or maybe it's meningitis. 139 00:09:00,895 --> 00:09:02,063 HOUSE: She's had the rash a week. 140 00:09:02,188 --> 00:09:04,315 If it was this meningitis, she'd be dead by now. 141 00:09:04,440 --> 00:09:05,984 You guys figure we're done down there? 142 00:09:06,109 --> 00:09:09,195 The 800 people milling around are just waiting for the bathroom? 143 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,780 12-year-old female. 144 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:13,449 Fever, rash, neck pains. Not meningitis. 145 00:09:13,575 --> 00:09:15,243 It's the definition of meningitis. 146 00:09:15,368 --> 00:09:17,036 Sure. Pus in the spinal canal 147 00:09:17,162 --> 00:09:18,538 makes it hurt to move your head up and down, 148 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:20,456 but her neck only hurts moving side to side. 149 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:21,666 Oh, side to side. 150 00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:22,709 Doesn't fit. 151 00:09:22,834 --> 00:09:25,044 The three of you, lobby, now. 152 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:27,881 Those little pills you're passing out so efficiently 153 00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:29,883 aren't gonna do Miss Louganis squat. 154 00:09:30,008 --> 00:09:31,759 You just don't want to deal with the epidemic. 155 00:09:31,885 --> 00:09:33,761 That's right. I'm subjecting a 12-year-old 156 00:09:33,887 --> 00:09:35,889 to a battery of dangerous and invasive tests 157 00:09:36,014 --> 00:09:37,599 to avoid being bored. 158 00:09:39,976 --> 00:09:42,562 Okay, maybe I would do that. But I'm not. 159 00:09:42,687 --> 00:09:44,689 If it turns out she's got meningitis, you're right, you win, 160 00:09:44,814 --> 00:09:46,608 but if we go back downstairs and she dies, 161 00:09:46,733 --> 00:09:47,859 (EXHALES) 162 00:09:47,984 --> 00:09:50,028 your face will be so red. 163 00:09:52,030 --> 00:09:53,948 You have one hour. 164 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,159 Get a lumbar puncture. 165 00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:58,828 Some brain infections can be pretty clever at hide-and-seek. 166 00:09:58,953 --> 00:09:59,787 I'll get on her blood work. 167 00:09:59,913 --> 00:10:01,122 No, you won't. 168 00:10:01,247 --> 00:10:04,709 You, sir, will research all the causes in the universe of neck pain. 169 00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:07,170 The list is, like, two miles long. 170 00:10:07,295 --> 00:10:08,671 Start with the letter "A." 171 00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:10,465 And put her on rifampin. 172 00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:12,175 Rifampin is for meningitis. You just said... 173 00:10:12,300 --> 00:10:14,093 In case I'm wrong. 174 00:10:14,219 --> 00:10:16,012 It has happened. 175 00:10:17,972 --> 00:10:19,682 (MAN COUGHING) 176 00:10:22,894 --> 00:10:24,437 (COUGHING) 177 00:10:31,569 --> 00:10:33,780 Brenda, I need a CBC CHEM-7 in 2046. 178 00:10:33,905 --> 00:10:35,365 Hold on. 179 00:10:35,490 --> 00:10:36,699 Excuse me. Excuse me. 180 00:10:36,824 --> 00:10:38,117 Hey, there's a line here. 181 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:40,620 That's why I said excuse me. Brenda, I need a bed and... 182 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:41,663 We all need stuff. 183 00:10:41,788 --> 00:10:43,665 Push me again. 184 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,667 Brenda, I need a bed and a nurse for a lumbar puncture. 185 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,961 No beds, no nurses for at least four hours. 186 00:10:48,086 --> 00:10:50,004 - I've only got one. - Your patient only has an hour to live 187 00:10:50,129 --> 00:10:52,632 unless she gets a lumbar puncture? 188 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:54,842 Cuddy only gave us an hour to work on the patient. 189 00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:56,052 Back of the line. 190 00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,512 (DOCTORS SNICKERING) 191 00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:02,642 WOMAN ON PA: Do not leave the quarantine area 192 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,727 until you have been seen by a doctor. 193 00:11:04,852 --> 00:11:08,648 When you see a doctor, you will receive a blue or yellow form. 194 00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:12,652 This Novocaine will numb you for the lumbar puncture. 195 00:11:12,777 --> 00:11:14,946 Sorry this has to be so public, Mary. 196 00:11:15,071 --> 00:11:18,574 Normally I'm in a bathing suit with 5,000 people staring at my butt. 197 00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:20,493 I can block this out. 198 00:11:21,536 --> 00:11:23,288 These kids are all very mature. 199 00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:26,457 Travel around the country from event to event. 200 00:11:28,084 --> 00:11:30,503 Okay, I want you to hold your knees and tuck your head. 201 00:11:30,628 --> 00:11:31,671 Like a dive? 202 00:11:31,796 --> 00:11:32,880 Exactly. 203 00:11:34,090 --> 00:11:38,678 Good. Great. Don't forget to breathe. 204 00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:43,516 All right. 205 00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:44,642 (CLATTERING) 206 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:45,977 MAN: Sorry. 207 00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:48,187 Jeez. Coach, help me out here. 208 00:11:48,313 --> 00:11:51,733 Play a little defense before I poke the wrong thing. 209 00:11:55,153 --> 00:11:57,905 Okay, here we go. 210 00:11:58,072 --> 00:11:59,907 (GROANS) 211 00:12:01,117 --> 00:12:03,786 (EXCLAIMING) I feel it. I feel it. I feel... 212 00:12:03,911 --> 00:12:05,747 Try to relax, Mary. Try to relax. 213 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:07,415 Relax. 214 00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:17,800 What letter are you up to? 215 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:19,844 LIA-ll 216 00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:22,930 Torture combing through all that stuff, ain't it? 217 00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:25,266 Real dull. Awful. 218 00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:26,893 It's no problem. 219 00:12:27,352 --> 00:12:29,270 Well, thank goodness. 220 00:12:29,395 --> 00:12:32,565 A lot of people would resent having to do this. 221 00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:41,783 WOMAN ON PA: If you receive a blue form, please exit the area. 222 00:12:41,908 --> 00:12:45,036 If you receive a yellow form, please proceed to the second floor. 223 00:12:45,161 --> 00:12:47,038 Where's the 12-year-old girl that was here? 224 00:12:47,163 --> 00:12:48,498 Needed the gurney. 225 00:12:48,623 --> 00:12:51,125 She just had a lumbar puncture. She's not supposed to be moved. 226 00:12:51,250 --> 00:12:52,835 Sorry. We needed the gurney. 227 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:02,595 (SIGHS) 228 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:04,430 - Hey- - Hey- 229 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:06,307 You okay? How's your head feeling? 230 00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:08,184 She's got a headache and she's dizzy. 231 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:11,687 She shouldn't have been moved after the procedure. I'm sorry. 232 00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:15,108 I'm fine. What did the test show? 233 00:13:15,233 --> 00:13:17,360 No meningitis and no other infections. 234 00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:20,655 But you're not carrying a blue form. 235 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:21,989 I have something else, don't I? 236 00:13:22,115 --> 00:13:24,325 Something's causing your symptoms. 237 00:13:24,450 --> 00:13:25,952 We're gonna keep you here overnight. 238 00:13:26,077 --> 00:13:27,495 I know it's a little crazy in here, 239 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:28,746 but hopefully it'll settle down 240 00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:31,332 and we'll be able to get you a room. 241 00:13:32,083 --> 00:13:34,669 I'm sorry. 242 00:13:34,794 --> 00:13:37,922 I'm not usually all emotional like this. I just... 243 00:13:39,966 --> 00:13:41,551 You're doing great. 244 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:43,302 Your folks land in a few hours. 245 00:13:43,428 --> 00:13:46,013 I just... I haven't slept. I'm so tired. 246 00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:51,018 Oh, my God. My eye's bleeding. 247 00:13:51,144 --> 00:13:53,187 What is it? What's happening? 248 00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:58,526 Oh, don't worry. 249 00:13:59,026 --> 00:14:00,236 The antibiotic we gave you 250 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,698 in case you had meningitis can turn your tears reddish. 251 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:05,366 That's not blood. 252 00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:15,126 But that... 253 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:19,046 That's blood. 254 00:14:26,012 --> 00:14:27,889 That's going into my stomach? 255 00:14:28,014 --> 00:14:30,016 The lavage showed blood in your GI tract. 256 00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:32,351 We need to find where it's coming from. 257 00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:34,812 You won't feel it. I'm gonna numb the back of your throat, 258 00:14:34,937 --> 00:14:38,107 and Dr. Foreman is gonna give you a sedative. Open. 259 00:14:39,317 --> 00:14:40,610 (GASPS) 260 00:14:41,486 --> 00:14:42,612 (MARY COUGHING) Swallow. 261 00:14:42,737 --> 00:14:44,030 Now lay on your side for me. 262 00:14:46,616 --> 00:14:48,201 And here we go. 263 00:14:53,080 --> 00:14:54,707 Yell "fire" or something. 264 00:14:54,832 --> 00:14:56,834 People, this area is highly contagious. 265 00:14:56,959 --> 00:14:59,629 Please step back. Highly contagious. 266 00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:01,464 (SCOFFS) 267 00:15:01,589 --> 00:15:04,008 All right. Try to relax, Mary. 268 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,927 This shouldn't take too long. 269 00:15:06,135 --> 00:15:07,261 (MARY COUGHS) 270 00:15:07,386 --> 00:15:10,014 I don't see any tears or lesions. 271 00:15:12,099 --> 00:15:14,936 CHASE: All right. I'm in her stomach. 272 00:15:16,270 --> 00:15:17,438 There's no bleeding. 273 00:15:17,563 --> 00:15:19,273 There was more than a tablespoon of blood in the mouth, 274 00:15:19,398 --> 00:15:20,566 so it's gotta be there. 275 00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:22,777 Maybe her small intestine. 276 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:24,028 30 feet of digestive tract. 277 00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:26,113 It could be anywhere in there. 278 00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:29,116 We're not gonna see it with this. 279 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:35,373 Believe it or not, this is a camera. 280 00:15:37,124 --> 00:15:40,962 You swallow it, and it goes all the way through your system. 281 00:15:41,087 --> 00:15:44,549 The antennae pick up the signal from the pill. 282 00:15:44,674 --> 00:15:47,009 Then we look at the video of your intestines, 283 00:15:47,134 --> 00:15:50,054 see where the blood is coming from, and fix it. 284 00:15:50,179 --> 00:15:52,974 All right? Water? 285 00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,017 Down the hatch. 286 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:09,282 HOUSE: Think I've seen this movie. 287 00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:12,159 The ending's kind of dark. 288 00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,245 You want one? 289 00:16:16,247 --> 00:16:18,499 How come you did the endoscopy? 290 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:19,834 He asked for help. 291 00:16:19,959 --> 00:16:21,043 Her blood pressure was high. 292 00:16:21,168 --> 00:16:23,379 - I was worried... - Foreman is not your boss. 293 00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:26,090 When I tell you to do something... 294 00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:29,468 Whoa. Hold it there. Back it up a couple of frames. 295 00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:35,391 Oh, yeah. That's your money shot. 296 00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,269 I don't see anything. Really? 297 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:39,812 Ginormous thing on the right side 298 00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,522 of her intestine. That doesn't intrigue you? 299 00:16:41,647 --> 00:16:44,525 Does "ginormous" mean really big, or really, really small? 300 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,818 'Cause I don't see anything. 301 00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:47,987 There? The Dieulafoy? 302 00:16:48,112 --> 00:16:50,573 Oh. Well, we can burn off the swollen blood vessel, 303 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,950 but it still doesn't account for her other symptoms. 304 00:16:53,075 --> 00:16:55,911 No, but it does tell us something. 305 00:16:56,037 --> 00:16:57,913 Though I have no idea what. 306 00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,666 Could be a precursor to intestinal intussusception. 307 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:04,503 Precursor isn't causing all her other symptoms. What else? 308 00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:08,007 You, in the lobby now. 309 00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:09,925 I hurt my leg. I have a note. 310 00:17:10,051 --> 00:17:12,970 You had your hour. Three, actually. 311 00:17:13,095 --> 00:17:16,432 Dr. Chase, I told you to tell us when our time was up. 312 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,478 - She has intestinal bleeding. - She'll wait. 313 00:17:20,603 --> 00:17:22,938 Two more buses just arrived. We need you downstairs. 314 00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:27,068 No, you need more nurses, but you cut back on the nursing staff, 315 00:17:27,193 --> 00:17:29,528 so now you've got doctors doing what nurses should be doing. 316 00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:30,988 That's true. 317 00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:35,660 I wonder if that has anything to do with you costing us $100 million. 318 00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:44,627 WOMAN ON PA: Attention. If you do not have a blue form, 319 00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:48,381 you will not be allowed to leave the quarantined area. 320 00:17:48,506 --> 00:17:49,757 Go. Be free. 321 00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:52,885 If it's not the intussusception, what about stomach cancer? 322 00:17:53,010 --> 00:17:53,969 WILSON: Does she have any abdominal pain? 323 00:17:54,095 --> 00:17:54,929 CHASE: No. 324 00:17:55,054 --> 00:17:56,972 Then it's not stomach cancer. Have you ruled out sepsis? 325 00:17:57,098 --> 00:17:59,684 The LP and blood smears showed no signs of infection. 326 00:17:59,809 --> 00:18:01,519 Here. Take these two pills and you can go. 327 00:18:01,644 --> 00:18:03,479 Well, the lab's working at double their capacity. 328 00:18:03,604 --> 00:18:04,897 Maybe someone screwed up. 329 00:18:05,022 --> 00:18:07,274 No fever, no neck pain. 330 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,859 Take the elevator to the third floor. 331 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,152 (EXCLAIMS) Wrong form. 332 00:18:10,277 --> 00:18:12,822 No fever, no neck pain. She's fine. 333 00:18:12,947 --> 00:18:15,324 Smell her hair. No chlorine. 334 00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:16,992 Which means she wasn't at the pool, 335 00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:19,036 which means she's come to a quarantined area 336 00:18:19,161 --> 00:18:22,331 because she's an idiot or she's insane. 337 00:18:22,456 --> 00:18:23,833 No one is that stupid. 338 00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,210 East wing, psych ward. Bye-bye. 339 00:18:28,546 --> 00:18:30,798 Neck pain could be a symptom for bone cancer. 340 00:18:30,923 --> 00:18:32,967 You up to the "B's"? Well done. 341 00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:35,219 That would account for all her meningeal symptoms, 342 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:36,762 rash, fever. 343 00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:38,806 You're fine. Take these two pills. 344 00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:40,975 Get a sample of her bone marrow. 345 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:43,310 - From here? - Break time. 346 00:18:43,436 --> 00:18:44,937 I need more than 15 minutes. 347 00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:46,605 Use Chase's break, too. 348 00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:49,942 Go. 349 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:54,071 You should just fire Chase. 350 00:18:54,196 --> 00:18:56,157 What, and miss out on all this fun? 351 00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:58,492 So you're gonna torture him for a while and then fire him? 352 00:18:58,617 --> 00:19:00,870 - That's cold. - You don't think he has it coming? 353 00:19:00,995 --> 00:19:02,788 Hey, I said fire him. 354 00:19:02,913 --> 00:19:04,331 That's cold. 355 00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:06,500 - All he did was save his job. - What? 356 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,044 He completely screwed you over. 357 00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:11,672 Right rudder. 358 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:14,717 Bank, bank, bank. 359 00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:15,885 Good coffee? 360 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:19,430 The rest of this hospital is busting its tail, and you're... 361 00:19:19,555 --> 00:19:20,598 What are you doing? 362 00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:22,600 Trying to think of anything except the produce department 363 00:19:22,725 --> 00:19:24,769 at Whole Foods. 364 00:19:24,894 --> 00:19:27,021 I am working. It got hot. 365 00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:28,814 Stop acting like a 13-year-old. 366 00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,941 Sorry. You just don't usually see breasts 367 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,401 like that on deans of medicine. 368 00:19:32,526 --> 00:19:35,821 Oh, women can't be heads of hospitals? Or just ugly ones? 369 00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:37,531 No, they can be babes. 370 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:40,159 It's just you don't usually see their fun bags. 371 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:44,830 Your 3:00 interview for Dr. Cameron's position is in your office. 372 00:19:44,955 --> 00:19:46,791 Not interviewing today. 373 00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:49,251 I don't know if you've heard, but there's this big-time epidemic. 374 00:19:49,376 --> 00:19:51,837 Many sick people puking in the hallways. It's crazy. 375 00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:53,589 I'll send the interview home. We can reschedule. 376 00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:54,882 No, you won't. 377 00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:56,509 You will interview this person. 378 00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:58,677 And if he can put two sentences together, 379 00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:01,764 you will send him to the lobby where he will do his job. 380 00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:03,265 Unlike the two of you. 381 00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:07,478 Come on. 382 00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:09,980 You know I can't do a bone marrow aspiration in the hallway. 383 00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:11,941 And I can't give you a procedure room. 384 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:14,693 I just need something at least close to a sterile environment. 385 00:20:14,819 --> 00:20:17,071 I need 10 more nurses. 386 00:20:17,196 --> 00:20:19,615 Brenda, listen. Listen. She'll die. 387 00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:22,451 At least she'll have a bed, then. 388 00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:24,119 Put that over there. 389 00:20:34,088 --> 00:20:36,048 MARY: Are there dead people in those cabinets? 390 00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:37,383 (CHUCKLES) 391 00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:39,802 I hope that's who's in there. 392 00:20:49,645 --> 00:20:51,522 Just be calm. Relax. 393 00:20:53,941 --> 00:20:55,651 (MARY GROANS) 394 00:20:57,361 --> 00:20:59,613 (GROANING) 395 00:21:00,948 --> 00:21:02,116 Hang on. 396 00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:06,871 Hang on. 397 00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:13,502 You know, I really admire the way 398 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:14,712 you don't care what anyone thinks. 399 00:21:14,837 --> 00:21:17,965 You just do what you want, the way you want. 400 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:22,386 So you went to Hopkins for both undergrad and med school? 401 00:21:22,511 --> 00:21:24,889 - That's right. - He's in a band. 402 00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:28,017 You're into music? 403 00:21:28,142 --> 00:21:29,894 (EXHALES) Totally. 404 00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:31,520 What kind of music do you play? 405 00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:33,355 Mostly blues, you know, 406 00:21:33,480 --> 00:21:35,482 James Cotton, some original stuff. 407 00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:38,861 Oh, dude, you are so hired. 408 00:21:38,986 --> 00:21:40,529 Really? 409 00:21:40,654 --> 00:21:41,864 Not a chance. 410 00:21:42,907 --> 00:21:45,117 - Why? - Tattoo. 411 00:21:47,745 --> 00:21:52,458 Wow. I thought you'd be the last person to have a problem with nonconformity. 412 00:21:52,583 --> 00:21:54,001 Nonconformity. Right. 413 00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:56,503 I can't remember the last time I saw a 20-something kid 414 00:21:56,629 --> 00:21:58,297 with a tattoo of an Asian letter on his wrist. 415 00:21:58,422 --> 00:22:00,132 You are one wicked freethinker. 416 00:22:00,257 --> 00:22:02,593 You want to be a rebel? Stop being cool. 417 00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:05,387 Wear a pocket protector like he does, and get a haircut, 418 00:22:05,512 --> 00:22:08,265 like the Asian kids who don't leave the library for 20-hour stretches. 419 00:22:08,390 --> 00:22:11,852 They're the ones who don't care what you think. 420 00:22:11,977 --> 00:22:13,103 Sayonara. 421 00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:24,239 So, should I go through all the résumés looking for Asian names? 422 00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:27,201 Actually, the Asian kids are probably just responding to parental pressure, 423 00:22:27,326 --> 00:22:29,536 but my point is still valid. 424 00:22:30,913 --> 00:22:31,747 (SIGHS) 425 00:22:31,872 --> 00:22:33,874 So when do they think you're getting out of here? 426 00:22:33,999 --> 00:22:35,250 They don't know. 427 00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:36,877 You don't look sick. 428 00:22:37,002 --> 00:22:39,922 Better hope you're not. This equipment looks like it's 100 years old. 429 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:41,966 Just got it out of storage. 430 00:22:42,091 --> 00:22:44,927 It is the previous generation, but it works just fine. 431 00:22:45,052 --> 00:22:47,763 Could you... Could you guys give us a second? 432 00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,432 If it's good news, you can tell them. 433 00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:54,436 Okay. We're pretty sure it's not cancer. 434 00:22:54,561 --> 00:22:56,021 Hey, that's great. 435 00:22:56,146 --> 00:22:57,314 I'll call your parents. 436 00:22:57,439 --> 00:22:58,649 Well, we still can't release her. 437 00:22:58,774 --> 00:23:00,985 We still don't know yet exactly what's causing the... 438 00:23:01,110 --> 00:23:03,028 (MONITOR BEEPING) 439 00:23:05,948 --> 00:23:08,659 Mary? What's wrong? 440 00:23:08,784 --> 00:23:10,953 She's having an absence seizure. Mary? You okay? 441 00:23:11,078 --> 00:23:12,246 She looks fine. 442 00:23:12,371 --> 00:23:13,706 I need some help over here. 443 00:23:13,831 --> 00:23:15,624 Push two milligrams Ativan, stat. 444 00:23:15,749 --> 00:23:17,459 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 445 00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:38,647 Are you sure it was an absence seizure? 446 00:23:38,772 --> 00:23:41,025 Absolutely. She was totally unresponsive 447 00:23:41,150 --> 00:23:44,069 and unaware of what was going on around her. 448 00:23:44,194 --> 00:23:46,030 (MAN GRUNTING) 449 00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:48,323 Do you mind? We're trying to work. 450 00:23:48,449 --> 00:23:50,576 We should get back out there. Cuddy's gonna be looking for us. 451 00:23:50,701 --> 00:23:53,120 Looking, but not finding. Did you do an EEG? 452 00:23:53,245 --> 00:23:54,788 Seizure frequency is increasing. 453 00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:56,790 They're almost constant now. Five in the last half hour. 454 00:23:56,915 --> 00:23:58,876 - Which tells us... - It's definitely in her brain. 455 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,753 And it's getting worse. 456 00:24:00,878 --> 00:24:01,795 And? 457 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:02,963 (GRUNTING CONTINUES) 458 00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:06,467 Good Lord. Are you having a bowel movement or a baby? 459 00:24:06,592 --> 00:24:08,177 CHASE: Could be barbiturate withdrawal. 460 00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:09,595 FOREMAN: No, it can't be drugs. 461 00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,680 She's tested at every meet she competes at. 462 00:24:11,805 --> 00:24:13,682 A bleed in the brain could cause seizures. 463 00:24:13,807 --> 00:24:15,768 Rat poison? Could also cause the neck pain. 464 00:24:15,893 --> 00:24:18,479 You think she's eating off the floor of her folks' garage? 465 00:24:18,604 --> 00:24:20,355 Doesn't have to be. 466 00:24:21,023 --> 00:24:23,233 Who would poison a 12-year-old? 467 00:24:23,358 --> 00:24:26,487 Well, let's see, now. There's the 18-year-old has-been 468 00:24:26,612 --> 00:24:27,780 that she beat out to make Nationals, 469 00:24:27,905 --> 00:24:32,618 the has-Man's parents, jealous siblings, sociopathic swim fan, 470 00:24:32,743 --> 00:24:35,871 and then there's just your plain old garden-variety wack job. 471 00:24:35,996 --> 00:24:37,915 (TOILET FLUSHES) 472 00:24:42,711 --> 00:24:43,837 Hey. 473 00:24:44,797 --> 00:24:46,423 You know what a hemorrhoid is? 474 00:24:46,548 --> 00:24:49,384 - No. - Well, Google it. 475 00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:52,805 And try some Raisin Bran instead of the donuts. 476 00:24:54,932 --> 00:24:57,392 Do a CT scan. Check for intercranial bleeding. 477 00:24:57,518 --> 00:24:59,937 Not a chance. Radiology's totally swamped. 478 00:25:00,062 --> 00:25:01,730 If our patient's bleeding into her brain, 479 00:25:01,855 --> 00:25:02,940 she's gonna be dead in eight hours. 480 00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:07,111 She could be, but a meningitis patient will be without a CT scan. 481 00:25:07,945 --> 00:25:10,489 When I was in med school, I had this old professor... 482 00:25:10,614 --> 00:25:13,575 Who touched you in the naughty place? 483 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,536 Before the CT scan was introduced, 484 00:25:15,661 --> 00:25:17,830 he specialized in transcranial ultrasound. 485 00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:19,623 Hmm. 486 00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:23,043 Ancient, but if there's enough bleeding it might work. 487 00:25:23,168 --> 00:25:27,005 Okay, do what the guy who didn't specialize in neurology said. 488 00:25:28,006 --> 00:25:29,091 It was my idea. 489 00:25:29,216 --> 00:25:30,884 (MOCKING) 490 00:25:31,009 --> 00:25:33,470 You've still gotta cover "Q" to "Z." 491 00:25:42,312 --> 00:25:45,732 Sorry I'm late. I was taking a dump. 492 00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:47,734 I'm guessing I'm better off 493 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:51,113 interviewing right after than right before. 494 00:25:51,238 --> 00:25:53,866 Dr. Petra Gilmar, Dr. Gregory House. 495 00:25:53,991 --> 00:25:55,701 You actually speak four languages, 496 00:25:55,826 --> 00:25:59,204 or are you just banking on never being interviewed by anyone who does? 497 00:25:59,329 --> 00:26:02,249 It's true, and I can swear in two more. 498 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:05,544 Why are you leaving Dr. Hazel? 499 00:26:05,669 --> 00:26:07,337 Did you fall for him and can't handle it, 500 00:26:07,462 --> 00:26:09,047 or was it the other way around? 501 00:26:09,173 --> 00:26:11,425 Yes, well, pretty much every fellowship ends that way. 502 00:26:11,550 --> 00:26:12,634 No, it was nothing like that. 503 00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:14,803 - You Jewish? - Yes. 504 00:26:14,928 --> 00:26:16,972 Is it true what they say about Jewish foreplay? 505 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:19,183 - Two hours of begging? - I heard four. 506 00:26:19,308 --> 00:26:21,852 Well, actually, I'm only half Jewish. 507 00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:27,441 Look, I know you like to play games with people. 508 00:26:27,566 --> 00:26:30,360 I know you like to say outrageous things and study how they react. 509 00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:32,905 What you should know about me is that I grew up with four brothers. 510 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,698 Keep your hands to yourself, 511 00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:37,993 I'm okay with anything that comes out of your mouth. 512 00:26:39,244 --> 00:26:42,831 Uh... Well, that's great. I think that's all we need. 513 00:26:42,956 --> 00:26:44,917 Thank you for coming by. Thank you. 514 00:26:58,263 --> 00:27:00,933 That's our Hitler! 515 00:27:01,058 --> 00:27:02,684 No way. 516 00:27:02,809 --> 00:27:04,978 Are you kidding? Her background's perfect. 517 00:27:05,103 --> 00:27:07,606 She's smart, she can obviously deal with your insanity. 518 00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:09,650 - Did you see her shoes? - Her shoes? 519 00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:11,235 What, did your horoscope in Vogue 520 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:12,861 tell you to avoid women wearing green shoes? 521 00:27:12,986 --> 00:27:17,574 The eyes can mislead, a smile can lie, but the shoes always tell the truth. 522 00:27:17,699 --> 00:27:18,784 They were Prada. 523 00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:21,119 - Means she has good taste. - They were not Prada. 524 00:27:21,245 --> 00:27:23,747 You wouldn't know Prada if one stepped on your scrotum. 525 00:27:23,872 --> 00:27:26,375 Okay. Well, they were nice. Pointy. 526 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,795 Exactly. They were stylish, and very painful to wear. 527 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:32,172 Only an incredibly shallow, insecure woman 528 00:27:32,297 --> 00:27:33,799 would rather be in pain all day long 529 00:27:33,924 --> 00:27:35,467 than wear a decent-looking, comfortable shoe, 530 00:27:35,592 --> 00:27:37,803 and that's exactly the type I don't need around here. 531 00:27:37,928 --> 00:27:39,638 No. Someone who can handle a lot of pain 532 00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:41,974 is exactly the type you do need. 533 00:27:58,657 --> 00:27:59,908 Excuse me. 534 00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:58,091 What are you doing? 535 00:28:58,216 --> 00:29:00,177 I'm ultrasounding your head. 536 00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:02,387 You're still having seizures. 537 00:29:02,512 --> 00:29:05,474 This should help us figure out what's going on. 538 00:29:08,894 --> 00:29:10,520 Blue form to the security guard. 539 00:29:10,645 --> 00:29:12,397 You're not gonna be happy with anyone. 540 00:29:12,522 --> 00:29:14,232 So, what, your advice is 541 00:29:14,358 --> 00:29:16,651 hire someone I'm not happy with and be happy? 542 00:29:16,777 --> 00:29:18,445 No, my advice is much more subtle. 543 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:19,946 Stop being an ass. 544 00:29:20,072 --> 00:29:22,741 You always find some tiny little flaw to push people away. 545 00:29:22,866 --> 00:29:24,034 Oh, now it's people. 546 00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:25,744 I thought we were talking about fellowship applicants. 547 00:29:25,869 --> 00:29:27,120 You have a history of this. 548 00:29:27,245 --> 00:29:28,997 Well, when I do decide to push you away, 549 00:29:29,122 --> 00:29:30,874 I hope there's a small person kneeling behind you, 550 00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:32,667 so you fall down and hurt your head. 551 00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:34,419 Take these. There's water over there. 552 00:29:34,544 --> 00:29:37,089 Blue form to the guard. And you're done. 553 00:29:37,631 --> 00:29:41,718 You had the perfect person, and you blew it. 554 00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:43,470 You saw the shoes. 555 00:29:43,595 --> 00:29:45,597 I'm not talking about her. 556 00:29:45,722 --> 00:29:47,015 You're talking about Cameron. 557 00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:49,976 I'm talking about every woman you've ever given a damn about. 558 00:29:50,102 --> 00:29:52,354 Cameron is so not perfect. 559 00:29:52,479 --> 00:29:53,730 Well, nobody's perfect. 560 00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:55,148 Mother Teresa? 561 00:29:55,273 --> 00:29:56,525 Dead. 562 00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:57,734 Angelina Jolie? 563 00:29:57,859 --> 00:29:59,903 - No medical degree. - Now who's being picky? 564 00:30:00,028 --> 00:30:02,781 You're gonna wind up alone, House. 565 00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:05,534 You were right. There's a significant bleed in her temporal lobe. 566 00:30:05,659 --> 00:30:06,618 CHASE: But no poisons. 567 00:30:06,743 --> 00:30:08,787 Did tox screens on her blood, urine, and hair. 568 00:30:08,912 --> 00:30:10,872 Nothing. Did them twice. 569 00:30:10,997 --> 00:30:11,998 He's a little dehydrated. 570 00:30:12,124 --> 00:30:13,792 Put him on a saline drip and give him some orange juice. 571 00:30:13,917 --> 00:30:16,253 I need an operating room and a neurosurgeon. 572 00:30:16,378 --> 00:30:19,214 Oh, well. Given the current crisis, I'm tempted to say no, 573 00:30:19,339 --> 00:30:21,299 but since you've been so sweet to me today... 574 00:30:21,425 --> 00:30:24,761 Our little mermaid is bleeding into her temporal lobe. 575 00:30:25,554 --> 00:30:27,722 - How fast can you have her prepped? - 20 minutes. 576 00:30:27,848 --> 00:30:30,642 You'll have a surgeon in the room in 10. 577 00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:49,619 FOREMAN: Mr. and Mrs. Carroll? 578 00:30:49,744 --> 00:30:51,288 Are you Dr. House? 579 00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:53,039 This is Dr. Foreman. 580 00:30:53,165 --> 00:30:54,624 Is Mary all right? 581 00:30:54,749 --> 00:30:56,460 The operation went well. 582 00:30:56,585 --> 00:30:57,878 The intracranial pressure's been relieved, 583 00:30:58,003 --> 00:30:59,504 and the swelling's already going down. 584 00:30:59,629 --> 00:31:00,839 Oh, thank God. 585 00:31:00,964 --> 00:31:02,090 Well, what happened? 586 00:31:02,215 --> 00:31:03,967 I mean, did she bang her head at a meet, or did she... 587 00:31:04,092 --> 00:31:06,136 No, nothing like that. 588 00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:07,762 Then why is she bleeding? 589 00:31:07,888 --> 00:31:09,639 Is she gonna be all right? 590 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,726 I'm sorry. We still don't know. 591 00:31:36,875 --> 00:31:39,711 CHASE: No toxins, no tumor, no bone cancer. 592 00:31:39,836 --> 00:31:42,005 FOREMAN: Renal failure could cause the rash, fever, and muscle pain. 593 00:31:42,130 --> 00:31:43,757 Maybe it's some sort of genetic kidney disorder. 594 00:31:43,882 --> 00:31:44,925 CHASE: No family history. 595 00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:47,219 And no blood in her urine or uremia. 596 00:31:47,344 --> 00:31:48,595 Not yet. 597 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:51,348 You want to do a differential based on symptoms that might happen? 598 00:31:51,473 --> 00:31:52,557 You got a better idea? 599 00:31:52,682 --> 00:31:53,850 Stop it. 600 00:31:54,935 --> 00:31:58,188 Stop looking for things we don't know, and focus on what we do know. 601 00:31:58,313 --> 00:32:01,608 What do we actually know, besides what's up there? 602 00:32:03,860 --> 00:32:04,694 Come on. 603 00:32:05,111 --> 00:32:07,113 How hard can it be to tell me what you already know? 604 00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:08,240 She's 12. 605 00:32:08,365 --> 00:32:10,867 She spends a lot of time in pools, exposure to chemicals. 606 00:32:10,992 --> 00:32:13,161 - CHASE: She travels a lot. - But never out of the country. 607 00:32:13,286 --> 00:32:14,704 HOUSE: What else? 608 00:32:15,914 --> 00:32:17,290 Come on! 609 00:32:39,104 --> 00:32:41,106 We're missing something. 610 00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:42,691 What? 611 00:32:42,816 --> 00:32:45,735 Well, if I knew that, it wouldn't be missing. 612 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,904 CHASE: Maybe she's adopted, and we've got the wrong history. 613 00:32:48,029 --> 00:32:52,576 No. She's got her mom's eyes and a red patch of hair, just like Dad. 614 00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:54,452 FOREMAN: What about an allergic reaction? 615 00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:56,204 That could explain the rash and muscle pain, 616 00:32:56,329 --> 00:32:59,207 but probably not the bleeding or seizures. 617 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,626 That's a lot of balloons. 618 00:33:01,751 --> 00:33:03,670 You think she's allergic to polyester? 619 00:33:03,795 --> 00:33:07,173 Not unless she's been competing in the nude all these years. 620 00:33:07,299 --> 00:33:11,261 Then what are you thinking? What do the balloons mean? 621 00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:19,436 What if the rash isn't a rash? 622 00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:20,687 What are you talking about? 623 00:33:20,812 --> 00:33:22,355 Who gave her the balloons? 624 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,732 Some of the girls from her team. 625 00:33:23,857 --> 00:33:25,400 They've been visiting her pretty regularly, 626 00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:26,568 but none of them are sick. 627 00:33:26,693 --> 00:33:27,694 What about the guys? 628 00:33:27,819 --> 00:33:28,737 None of them are sick, either. 629 00:33:28,862 --> 00:33:30,739 Which guys visited her? 630 00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:32,490 (SIGHS) 631 00:33:32,616 --> 00:33:34,075 Actually, none. 632 00:33:37,495 --> 00:33:39,748 She's cute. She's nice. 633 00:33:39,873 --> 00:33:41,875 She's a kick-ass diver. 634 00:33:42,584 --> 00:33:43,710 You'd think the guys would be 635 00:33:43,835 --> 00:33:45,670 falling all over themselves to get close to her. 636 00:33:45,795 --> 00:33:47,213 She's 12. 637 00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:48,840 The youngest guy on her team is 16. 638 00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:52,177 Okay, so maybe they're just not interested, or... 639 00:33:52,302 --> 00:33:54,095 They're avoiding her. 640 00:33:54,846 --> 00:33:57,807 There any cell fragments in her blood smears? 641 00:33:58,933 --> 00:34:02,062 No. Red blood cells were intact. 642 00:34:08,943 --> 00:34:10,820 Check them again. 643 00:34:21,206 --> 00:34:24,000 Blood looks like it's been put through the blender now. 644 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:26,044 - (SIGHS) You done yet? - FOREMAN: You were right. 645 00:34:26,169 --> 00:34:27,462 The rash wasn't a rash. 646 00:34:27,587 --> 00:34:29,714 She's bleeding into her skin. It's purpura. 647 00:34:29,839 --> 00:34:32,175 Thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura? 648 00:34:32,300 --> 00:34:34,719 Starts with "T." You were so close. 649 00:34:34,844 --> 00:34:36,388 FOREMAN: What could have set it off? 650 00:34:36,513 --> 00:34:38,473 She had no traces of E. coli in her cultures. 651 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:41,393 She's obviously not menopausal, so no estrogen. 652 00:34:41,518 --> 00:34:44,020 There is one other possible cause. 653 00:34:46,815 --> 00:34:48,441 Oh, God. 654 00:34:56,783 --> 00:35:00,120 Pregnancy causes all kinds of chemical and biological changes 655 00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:01,955 in a woman's body, 656 00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:05,834 or a girl's body, as the case may be. 657 00:35:09,713 --> 00:35:14,342 In extremely rare cases, everything goes haywire. It's called TTP. 658 00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:16,094 Blood starts clotting like crazy 659 00:35:16,219 --> 00:35:19,472 and clogs the vessels in your brain and kidneys. 660 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:24,060 Red blood cells end up getting shredded as they squeeze past the clot, 661 00:35:24,185 --> 00:35:26,730 like a fat guy in a crowded bar. 662 00:35:28,648 --> 00:35:30,734 I'm sure you know what that's like. 663 00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:33,445 I mean, you're only 12, but you're all grown up, right? 664 00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:37,699 Travel on your own, hang out in hotel rooms, 665 00:35:37,824 --> 00:35:39,826 getting room service with your teammates. 666 00:35:39,951 --> 00:35:42,537 Maybe someone sneaks in a couple of beers. 667 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:44,205 You start playing spin the bottle. 668 00:35:44,330 --> 00:35:47,250 Next thing you know, you're waking up with nothing on but your socks. 669 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:49,169 It wasn't like that. 670 00:35:49,294 --> 00:35:50,378 Of course not. 671 00:35:50,503 --> 00:35:52,255 You wanted it. 672 00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:54,716 Yeah. I did. 673 00:35:54,841 --> 00:35:56,092 He turned out to be a jerk, but... 674 00:35:56,217 --> 00:35:59,596 Actually, under New Jersey law, the term is "felon." 675 00:36:01,181 --> 00:36:03,266 I knew what I was doing. 676 00:36:05,643 --> 00:36:08,480 We're gonna have to do something called plasmapheresis. 677 00:36:08,605 --> 00:36:10,940 Cleans the antibodies from your blood. 678 00:36:11,065 --> 00:36:14,319 We're also gonna have to terminate the pregnancy. 679 00:36:17,614 --> 00:36:19,699 You gonna tell my parents? 680 00:36:20,408 --> 00:36:23,953 Someone should. Rock, paper, scissors? 681 00:36:24,078 --> 00:36:26,623 They don't need to know. 682 00:36:26,748 --> 00:36:28,374 I'll be all right. 683 00:36:29,584 --> 00:36:31,461 Of course you will. 684 00:36:31,586 --> 00:36:34,506 I mean, if you're old enough to bleed out of your vagina, 685 00:36:34,631 --> 00:36:36,549 then obviously you're mature enough 686 00:36:36,674 --> 00:36:38,176 to handle a simple thing like an abortion 687 00:36:38,301 --> 00:36:40,512 without Mommy and Daddy's help. 688 00:36:44,849 --> 00:36:46,851 You gonna tell my parents? 689 00:36:50,605 --> 00:36:54,734 Under New Jersey law, you're the boss. 690 00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:07,330 Your daughter has TTP. 691 00:37:07,455 --> 00:37:10,166 Don't worry. It's curable. She'll be fine. 692 00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:13,461 Well, wait. I mean, what does TTP stand for? 693 00:37:14,337 --> 00:37:17,507 Some really big words that you've never heard before, 694 00:37:17,632 --> 00:37:19,175 and, when we're done, will never hear again. 695 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:20,385 Have a nice day. 696 00:37:20,510 --> 00:37:22,846 Well, when can we take her home? 697 00:37:23,930 --> 00:37:25,723 In a few days. 698 00:37:25,849 --> 00:37:28,393 She needs some minor surgery to remove the underlying cause 699 00:37:28,518 --> 00:37:30,520 before we can do the... 700 00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:32,063 Another really big word. 701 00:37:32,188 --> 00:37:34,440 What's the underlying cause? 702 00:37:36,192 --> 00:37:38,570 She has an abnormal growth in her abdomen. 703 00:37:38,695 --> 00:37:39,779 What kind of surgery? 704 00:37:39,904 --> 00:37:41,489 It's... 705 00:37:41,614 --> 00:37:44,033 It's very simple. We do it here all the time. 706 00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:45,618 Could you be a little more specific? 707 00:37:45,743 --> 00:37:47,245 Actually, no. 708 00:37:49,914 --> 00:37:51,416 I'm sorry. 709 00:38:04,053 --> 00:38:05,763 (NURSE CHATTERING) 710 00:38:17,108 --> 00:38:18,735 We're almost done. 711 00:38:22,614 --> 00:38:24,073 Hang in there. 712 00:38:31,789 --> 00:38:33,666 You're doing good. 713 00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:36,586 You feeling okay? 714 00:38:37,003 --> 00:38:38,588 - Yeah. - You should be. 715 00:38:38,713 --> 00:38:40,298 Your platelets count's up. 716 00:38:40,423 --> 00:38:41,716 How's your neck? 717 00:38:44,677 --> 00:38:47,639 Looks good. Anything else we can get you? 718 00:38:48,473 --> 00:38:49,724 No, thanks. 719 00:38:50,350 --> 00:38:51,517 Okay- 720 00:38:53,728 --> 00:38:54,854 Yeah. 721 00:38:58,775 --> 00:39:00,568 Can I see my mom and dad? 722 00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:20,672 (INAUDIBLE) 723 00:39:31,766 --> 00:39:33,393 Plasmapheresis is working. 724 00:39:33,518 --> 00:39:34,894 She's gonna be fine. 725 00:39:36,688 --> 00:39:37,772 I know. 726 00:39:51,369 --> 00:39:52,870 Hi. I've got these. 727 00:39:53,705 --> 00:39:55,748 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 728 00:40:11,055 --> 00:40:13,558 I can't even tell you how much I appreciate 729 00:40:13,683 --> 00:40:15,977 the opportunity to meet with you. 730 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:21,899 The moment I heard you had another fellowship opening... 731 00:40:22,025 --> 00:40:23,818 There is no opening. 732 00:40:24,652 --> 00:40:25,862 House. 733 00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:29,574 - You have to hire someone. - I know. 734 00:40:30,992 --> 00:40:33,119 The position's been filled. 735 00:40:34,746 --> 00:40:37,206 Why am I interviewing for a position that's already been filled? 736 00:40:37,331 --> 00:40:38,666 Exactly. 737 00:40:42,670 --> 00:40:44,797 I called to confirm the interview this morning. 738 00:40:44,922 --> 00:40:47,508 You figure if you keep arguing I'm gonna cave, 739 00:40:47,633 --> 00:40:50,219 admit it's all a lie and hire you? 740 00:40:56,768 --> 00:40:59,562 Do you need your parking validated? 741 00:41:00,021 --> 00:41:01,898 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 742 00:41:15,203 --> 00:41:17,538 I don't want to interview anyone else. 743 00:41:17,663 --> 00:41:19,582 You're interviewing? I thought you'd just have them 744 00:41:19,707 --> 00:41:22,543 send a head shot along with their CV. 745 00:41:23,377 --> 00:41:24,629 Ha! 746 00:41:25,546 --> 00:41:31,511 That's good, and why I need you around, to keep me in my place. 747 00:41:31,636 --> 00:41:34,180 I can't come back. I told you that. 748 00:41:34,305 --> 00:41:35,431 Wasn't listening. 749 00:41:35,556 --> 00:41:36,557 Right. 750 00:41:37,642 --> 00:41:41,229 You want me to listen to you more? I can do that. 751 00:41:42,396 --> 00:41:43,439 Right. 752 00:41:43,564 --> 00:41:46,526 I already accepted a position somewhere else. 753 00:41:48,319 --> 00:41:49,612 With who? 754 00:41:49,737 --> 00:41:51,447 Yeuell, at Jefferson. 755 00:41:51,572 --> 00:41:53,449 Un-accept it. 756 00:41:53,574 --> 00:41:54,909 Why? 757 00:41:57,537 --> 00:41:59,831 Because Yeuell is boring. 758 00:41:59,956 --> 00:42:02,542 And he's pedantic and preachy. 759 00:42:03,543 --> 00:42:05,253 Because he's short. 760 00:42:07,547 --> 00:42:10,007 Because I want you to come back. 761 00:42:14,262 --> 00:42:16,681 Not good enough. 762 00:42:20,101 --> 00:42:22,728 Want more money? 763 00:42:22,854 --> 00:42:25,648 A car allowance? A better parking space? 764 00:42:29,277 --> 00:42:30,570 Dinner. 765 00:42:34,073 --> 00:42:37,410 And not just a meal between two colleagues. 766 00:42:37,535 --> 00:42:38,828 A date. 767 00:42:47,753 --> 00:42:49,922 You'll come back to work 768 00:42:50,965 --> 00:42:53,843 if I go out on a date with you? 769 00:42:53,968 --> 00:42:55,094 Yes. 770 00:42:59,891 --> 00:43:01,559 Okay- 771 00:43:03,269 --> 00:43:04,812 It's a deal. 772 00:43:13,779 --> 00:43:15,781 See you tomorrow morning. 773 00:43:17,491 --> 00:43:18,868 Don't be late. 774 00:43:18,993 --> 00:43:20,369 I won't.