1 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:04,568 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 2 00:00:05,319 --> 00:00:07,029 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 3 00:00:07,154 --> 00:00:08,488 Where are those projections? 4 00:00:08,614 --> 00:00:10,991 Three, six and nine are in their folders. 5 00:00:11,116 --> 00:00:12,451 - Can I have some more... - Tea's at your seat. 6 00:00:12,576 --> 00:00:14,244 - Excellent. - Hello? 7 00:00:14,369 --> 00:00:16,163 Oh, hold on. 8 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:18,999 Ben Fedennan again, another pro-call. 9 00:00:20,876 --> 00:00:23,503 We did the pro-call. Is this the post-pre-call call? 10 00:00:23,629 --> 00:00:24,963 FEDERMAN: The Board's gonna want specifics 11 00:00:25,088 --> 00:00:26,923 with the push into the Asian markets. 12 00:00:27,049 --> 00:00:28,467 Ben, there are no specifics about Asia. 13 00:00:28,592 --> 00:00:31,094 We came up with that as a Hail Mary at 3:00 in the morning 14 00:00:31,219 --> 00:00:33,055 to placate the Board about International. 15 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:36,433 Carly, I'm just giving you a heads-up about Asia. 16 00:00:37,017 --> 00:00:38,393 There is no Asia. 17 00:00:39,895 --> 00:00:41,772 Let's talk about Asia. 18 00:00:42,022 --> 00:00:43,899 We're in the preliminary stages of forming 19 00:00:44,024 --> 00:00:46,610 a strategic alliance with Credit Lyonnais. 20 00:00:46,735 --> 00:00:49,071 Within three months, you won't be able to walk four feet 21 00:00:49,196 --> 00:00:50,947 in Gangnam, South Korea, 22 00:00:51,073 --> 00:00:52,783 without seeing one of our beautiful models 23 00:00:52,908 --> 00:00:56,953 smiling at you from billboards and drugstore windows, inviting you in. 24 00:00:57,079 --> 00:00:58,747 That's incredible news, Carly. 25 00:00:58,872 --> 00:01:00,499 We'd hoped to hear something about Asia. 26 00:01:00,624 --> 00:01:02,876 Had no idea plans were so far along. 27 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:04,544 Well, you know Asia. 28 00:01:04,670 --> 00:01:06,129 Nothing's done until it's done. 29 00:01:06,546 --> 00:01:07,839 (ALL LAUGHING) 30 00:01:07,964 --> 00:01:09,800 MAN: Carly, I was wondering, could you walk us through 31 00:01:09,925 --> 00:01:12,177 what you were thinking for other Asian territories? 32 00:01:12,302 --> 00:01:13,428 Absolutely. 33 00:01:13,553 --> 00:01:15,931 India has over half a billion women. 34 00:01:16,056 --> 00:01:18,225 In terms of spending power, it's the single largest 35 00:01:18,350 --> 00:01:20,852 potential market in the world. 36 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,070 We have retained a local firm to ensure 37 00:01:30,195 --> 00:01:33,365 that cultural differences are respected. 38 00:01:33,490 --> 00:01:37,202 However, I can't go into the specifics of my plan with you until tomorrow. 39 00:01:37,327 --> 00:01:40,414 Right now I have a meeting, and I need the room. 40 00:01:40,539 --> 00:01:41,998 We were just getting started. 41 00:01:42,124 --> 00:01:44,042 I know, and I do apologize. 42 00:01:44,167 --> 00:01:45,836 It's last minute, but the meeting is 43 00:01:45,961 --> 00:01:48,964 with three State Department officials to smooth the way for China. 44 00:01:49,089 --> 00:01:50,298 China? 45 00:01:50,424 --> 00:01:52,092 This is just incredible. 46 00:01:52,217 --> 00:01:53,176 We'll be in touch. 47 00:01:53,301 --> 00:01:54,553 MAN: Thank you. 48 00:01:56,096 --> 00:01:57,097 What is it? 49 00:01:57,222 --> 00:02:00,100 I need a doctor. I can't move my leg. 50 00:02:38,513 --> 00:02:43,393 32-year-old female, paralysis and severe pain in her right quad. Go. 51 00:02:43,518 --> 00:02:44,936 How'd she get to you? 52 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:47,731 She's the CEO of Sonyo Cosmetics. 53 00:02:47,856 --> 00:02:51,067 Three assistants and 15 VPs checked out who should be treating her. 54 00:02:51,193 --> 00:02:54,154 Who da man? I da man. I always suspected. 55 00:02:54,279 --> 00:02:57,949 Dr. House, I know the chances are very slim, but I'm sure you recognize 56 00:02:58,074 --> 00:03:00,744 that she may have what you had, a clot in her thigh. 57 00:03:00,869 --> 00:03:03,246 (SCOFFS) A bit of a long shot. 58 00:03:03,371 --> 00:03:05,207 What about a disc herniation? 59 00:03:05,332 --> 00:03:06,333 I don't know, Eric. 60 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:09,085 If her disc were herniated, she'd present with pain elsewhere, 61 00:03:09,211 --> 00:03:11,129 wouldn't she? 62 00:03:11,254 --> 00:03:12,923 Yeah, I suppose. You're right. 63 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:16,009 A clot's also the most deadly, right, Robert? 64 00:03:17,344 --> 00:03:21,264 True. The clot breaks off, she could stroke and die. 65 00:03:21,389 --> 00:03:22,974 Dr. House, I believe that they're right... 66 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:25,185 Stop talking. 67 00:03:25,310 --> 00:03:26,770 What? 68 00:03:26,937 --> 00:03:29,898 You read one of those negotiating books, didn't you? 69 00:03:30,023 --> 00:03:31,358 Getting To Yes. 70 00:03:31,483 --> 00:03:33,109 50 Ways to Win an Argument. 71 00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:35,111 Hitchhiker's Guide to Being a Pal. 72 00:03:35,237 --> 00:03:37,155 In five seconds, you just manipulated these two 73 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:39,074 into agreeing with your point of view. 74 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:42,661 Fellas, this is known as soft positional bargaining. 75 00:03:43,912 --> 00:03:45,831 It's not gonna work. 76 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:47,999 Dr. House, are you saying that she doesn't have a clot, 77 00:03:48,124 --> 00:03:51,211 or are you saying that if she does have a clot, 78 00:03:51,336 --> 00:03:54,589 she doesn't need blood thinners and an angiogram? 79 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,884 Chase, put her on blood thinners. 80 00:03:58,009 --> 00:03:59,386 Do an angiogram. 81 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:02,180 When that comes back negative, MRI the spine. 82 00:04:02,305 --> 00:04:05,475 If that's clean, cut her open and biopsy the leg. 83 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:06,893 Excellent suggestion. 84 00:04:07,018 --> 00:04:09,062 Read less, more TV. 85 00:04:10,564 --> 00:04:14,192 CUDDY: It's rare for an individual to make a donation significant enough 86 00:04:14,317 --> 00:04:18,488 to impact an organization as large and unwieldy as a hospital. 87 00:04:18,947 --> 00:04:22,033 This donation does come with one string, 88 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:24,286 that he be made chairman of the board. 89 00:04:24,411 --> 00:04:26,413 I think that's a reasonable request. 90 00:04:26,538 --> 00:04:28,164 I think he should have the right to know 91 00:04:28,290 --> 00:04:32,085 what it is we do with his $100,000,000. 92 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:37,048 Please welcome our new chairman of the board, Edward Vogler. 93 00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:40,927 Thank you. Thank you. 94 00:04:41,052 --> 00:04:42,804 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 95 00:04:43,263 --> 00:04:44,347 (SIGHS) 96 00:04:44,514 --> 00:04:46,016 When I was 18, 97 00:04:46,141 --> 00:04:48,268 my dad loaned me $20,000 for a college tuition, 98 00:04:48,393 --> 00:04:49,811 which he would have known was a mistake 99 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:52,480 had he known I wasn't actually in college. 100 00:04:52,606 --> 00:04:54,024 (ALL CHUCKLING) 101 00:04:54,649 --> 00:04:58,862 I took his money and invested in a friend who had a little business. 102 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:02,574 And when my dad found out what I had done with his money, 103 00:05:02,699 --> 00:05:05,994 he and I didn't talk much after that. 104 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:08,079 But my friend's business took off, 105 00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:10,040 and I used the profits from that 106 00:05:10,165 --> 00:05:12,751 to buy another company, and another. 107 00:05:12,876 --> 00:05:15,420 And I must have been pretty good at it, had a good eye, 108 00:05:15,545 --> 00:05:18,882 because before I knew it, people were making offers for my company. 109 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:21,509 And about a year ago, I went public, 110 00:05:21,635 --> 00:05:24,012 and overnight I was worth a billion dollars. 111 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:27,057 So, I went to see my dad. 112 00:05:27,724 --> 00:05:29,851 I'll admit. I wanted a little payback. 113 00:05:30,018 --> 00:05:31,937 You know, kind of shove the win in his face. 114 00:05:32,062 --> 00:05:35,190 So, I drove upstate and sat in the kitchen I grew up in, 115 00:05:35,315 --> 00:05:38,234 and he had no reaction. 116 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:43,990 It wasn't his fault. He didn't even know who I was, 117 00:05:44,991 --> 00:05:48,203 because his Alzheimer's had taken a turn for the worse, 118 00:05:48,328 --> 00:05:50,914 despite the best drugs and care out there. 119 00:05:51,039 --> 00:05:53,416 And that is why I'm here. 120 00:05:54,709 --> 00:05:57,879 What if my contribution to this hospital is the difference between 121 00:05:58,004 --> 00:06:01,174 no cure and a cure for cancer? 122 00:06:01,299 --> 00:06:05,261 The difference between a man not recognizing his wife of 35 years 123 00:06:05,387 --> 00:06:07,305 and being able to look at her and say, 124 00:06:07,430 --> 00:06:10,058 "Good morning, honey. I love you." 125 00:06:11,977 --> 00:06:14,896 If there's a disease out there killing people, 126 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:18,066 I am writing you a blank check to fight back. 127 00:06:20,235 --> 00:06:24,280 So, things are going to change a lot. 128 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,752 CHASE: I'm gonna have to ask you for the cell phone. 129 00:06:37,877 --> 00:06:40,463 Do what you need to do. I'm okay. 130 00:06:40,588 --> 00:06:44,551 I'm pretty sure my x-ray machine can take your phone in a fight. 131 00:06:44,884 --> 00:06:46,428 It'll fry it. 132 00:06:47,971 --> 00:06:49,222 Fine. 133 00:06:52,934 --> 00:06:53,852 JENNY: How old is she? 134 00:06:53,977 --> 00:06:55,020 32. 135 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:58,231 Wow. And she's already the CEO of a public company. 136 00:06:58,356 --> 00:07:00,775 She's a workaholic. Okay, Carly. 137 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:04,571 Hold still. The x-ray machine is gonna pass over your leg. 138 00:07:04,696 --> 00:07:05,697 Okay- 139 00:07:05,822 --> 00:07:07,198 What'd you do with your time off? 140 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:09,409 Snowboarding in Gstaad. 141 00:07:09,534 --> 00:07:10,660 Switzerland. 142 00:07:10,785 --> 00:07:13,788 Do you ski or board? You can come with if you like. 143 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:17,125 Maybe we should start with a drink before we go around the world. 144 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:19,419 Oh, you want to have a drink with me? 145 00:07:19,544 --> 00:07:23,339 Oh, very aggressive. I like that. 146 00:07:28,928 --> 00:07:30,597 I want to run this place like a business. 147 00:07:30,722 --> 00:07:32,599 What, you want to put more vending machines in the hallway? 148 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:33,933 Maybe a roulette wheel? 149 00:07:34,059 --> 00:07:36,144 Nice one. But I'm serious. 150 00:07:36,269 --> 00:07:37,645 The product that you're selling is good health. 151 00:07:37,771 --> 00:07:38,938 It shouldn't be a tough sell. 152 00:07:39,064 --> 00:07:40,440 If you don't want to sell, it means you don't care 153 00:07:40,565 --> 00:07:42,817 if people get your product. 154 00:07:42,942 --> 00:07:44,903 Do you care if people are healthy, 155 00:07:45,028 --> 00:07:46,821 or are you too proud for that? 156 00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:51,284 Who's that? 157 00:07:55,955 --> 00:07:58,374 That's just one of our doctors. 158 00:07:59,876 --> 00:08:02,670 Aren't doctors supposed to wear lab coats? 159 00:08:02,796 --> 00:08:03,755 CUDDY: He's different. 160 00:08:03,880 --> 00:08:05,006 Everyone's buddy. 161 00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:06,716 No, not exactly. 162 00:08:06,841 --> 00:08:08,927 Then why does he get away with it? 163 00:08:09,052 --> 00:08:13,431 It's just a coat. He's very good. 164 00:08:15,517 --> 00:08:16,601 Hmm. 165 00:08:19,938 --> 00:08:21,773 - Say "Ah." - Ah. 166 00:08:21,898 --> 00:08:24,234 Now really belt it out, like you're gonna throw up. 167 00:08:24,359 --> 00:08:25,360 Ah... 168 00:08:25,485 --> 00:08:26,861 (COUGHING) 169 00:08:28,947 --> 00:08:29,948 Perfect. 170 00:08:30,073 --> 00:08:32,200 Okay, that's it. 171 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:36,704 We should know in a couple of days what's growing in your son's throat. 172 00:08:38,915 --> 00:08:39,958 Hello? 173 00:08:40,834 --> 00:08:42,460 He can't talk. 174 00:08:42,585 --> 00:08:43,503 Excuse me? 175 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:45,380 He had knee surgery. 176 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:46,506 Right? 177 00:08:46,631 --> 00:08:49,926 About a year ago, and then he couldn't talk. 178 00:08:50,552 --> 00:08:52,887 Right. Yeah, well, that happens. 179 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:57,058 You know, it's very dangerous operating so close to the vocal cords. 180 00:08:57,976 --> 00:09:00,687 Okay. Well, we'll send your kid's culture to the lab 181 00:09:00,812 --> 00:09:02,689 and somebody will call you. 182 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:04,274 (EXCLAIMS) Boo! 183 00:09:09,195 --> 00:09:12,615 Just wanted to see if your dad, you know... 184 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:13,867 Bizarre. 185 00:09:17,162 --> 00:09:19,247 I need you to wear your lab coat. 186 00:09:19,372 --> 00:09:21,082 I need two days of outrageous sex 187 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:22,792 with someone obscenely younger than you, 188 00:09:22,917 --> 00:09:24,502 like half your age. 189 00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,004 Wear the coat. 190 00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:29,799 Man, oh, man, someone got spanked real good this morning. 191 00:09:29,924 --> 00:09:32,302 A guy gives $100,000,000 to cure cancer. 192 00:09:32,427 --> 00:09:35,180 A pretty small concession to wear a lab coat. 193 00:09:35,305 --> 00:09:36,806 Cure cancer? 194 00:09:36,931 --> 00:09:39,684 Is the hospital getting out of the dull business of treating patients? 195 00:09:39,809 --> 00:09:40,852 You know that's not what he's doing. 196 00:09:40,977 --> 00:09:42,145 I know exactly what he's doing. 197 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:44,147 He's using us to run clinical trials. 198 00:09:44,272 --> 00:09:47,984 Oh, shame on him, saving lives like that. 199 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,777 It's unethical. 200 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:52,864 Oh, are you coming in, too? 201 00:09:52,989 --> 00:09:54,115 I thought I had you convinced. 202 00:09:54,240 --> 00:09:56,743 Clinical trials save thousands of lives. 203 00:09:56,868 --> 00:09:58,953 He's using patients as guinea pigs. 204 00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:01,164 Pharmaceutical companies do that every day. 205 00:10:01,289 --> 00:10:03,124 Are we a pharmaceutical company? 206 00:10:03,249 --> 00:10:05,043 We're gonna wind up pressuring desperate patients 207 00:10:05,168 --> 00:10:06,794 into choices that are bad for them, good for us. 208 00:10:06,920 --> 00:10:08,630 We're gonna compromise patient care. 209 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:10,173 Who the hell am I talking to? 210 00:10:10,298 --> 00:10:13,718 Suddenly ethical lapses are a major concern for you? 211 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:17,347 What's interesting is it suddenly doesn't bother you. 212 00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:21,893 So, if you ignore ethics to save one person, it's admirable, 213 00:10:22,018 --> 00:10:24,062 but if you do it to save a thousand, you're a bastard. 214 00:10:24,187 --> 00:10:27,440 All he's done is taken your game and gone pro. 215 00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:31,778 He's not gonna kill a few patients. 216 00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:33,571 He's gonna kill this hospital. 217 00:10:34,072 --> 00:10:36,699 It took him three seconds to size you up. 218 00:10:36,824 --> 00:10:39,244 And surprise, he doesn't like you. 219 00:10:40,662 --> 00:10:42,372 Wear the damn coat. 220 00:10:48,836 --> 00:10:50,797 Hello. I'm Dr. Foreman. 221 00:10:50,922 --> 00:10:52,257 I work with Dr. House. 222 00:10:53,466 --> 00:10:55,843 Our initial tests say you're fine. 223 00:10:55,969 --> 00:10:58,346 We think you had a clot, but it resolved on its own. 224 00:10:58,471 --> 00:10:59,931 So, we're gonna keep you overnight to be safe, 225 00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:03,351 and you can go back home tomorrow, or back to work. 226 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:06,646 He)!' are you okay? 227 00:11:06,771 --> 00:11:07,939 (sesame) 228 00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:10,566 (SCREAMS) 229 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:13,945 Get in here! I need a line in her, 230 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:15,905 IV morphine, stat! 231 00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:18,032 (SCREAMING) 232 00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,585 You get any read on the new chairman of the board? 233 00:11:29,711 --> 00:11:31,713 Yeah, he took your parking space. 234 00:11:31,838 --> 00:11:34,007 It's not necessarily bad news. 235 00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:36,050 Do you ever watch "Gilligan's lsland" reruns, 236 00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:40,471 and really, really think they're gonna get off the island this time? 237 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:42,682 We should introduce ourselves. It couldn't hurt. 238 00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,267 Make him a bundt cake. 239 00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:46,686 A patient hit a 10 on the pain scale. 240 00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:47,854 What would explain that? 241 00:11:47,979 --> 00:11:50,815 There was no clot in her leg. The angio was totally clean. 242 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:52,108 What about the muscle biopsy? 243 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,819 No neurogenic or myopathic abnormalities. 244 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:56,612 FOREMAN: She was also negative for trichinosis. 245 00:11:56,738 --> 00:11:59,490 No toxoplasmosis or polyarteritis nodosa. 246 00:11:59,615 --> 00:12:02,410 Robert, what was her sedimentation rate? 247 00:12:02,869 --> 00:12:04,495 Normal, Allison. 248 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,707 Therefore, no inflammation, no immunologic response. 249 00:12:07,832 --> 00:12:10,668 Do you mind sharing that number with me? 250 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:13,046 15, Allison. 251 00:12:13,796 --> 00:12:14,714 Are you mocking me? 252 00:12:14,839 --> 00:12:16,424 Duh, Allison. 253 00:12:16,549 --> 00:12:18,676 I'm just suggesting we look outside the box. 254 00:12:18,801 --> 00:12:20,470 What if her sed rate is elevated? 255 00:12:20,595 --> 00:12:21,971 Well, let's go further outside the box. 256 00:12:22,096 --> 00:12:23,973 Let's say the angio revealed a clot. 257 00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:25,892 And then let's say we treated that clot, 258 00:12:26,017 --> 00:12:28,728 and now she's all better, and personally thanked me by performing... 259 00:12:28,853 --> 00:12:30,730 My Aunt Elyssa lives in Philadelphia. 260 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:34,776 Oh, it's story time. Let me get my baa-baa. 261 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:38,780 Her normal temperature is 96.2, not 98.6 like you and me. 262 00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:42,075 If her temperature were 98.6, she'd have a fever. 263 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:44,827 I'm just wondering if you think we could 264 00:12:44,952 --> 00:12:47,955 apply the same logic to Carly's sad rate. 265 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,541 It's absurd. 266 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:53,711 I love it. 267 00:12:53,836 --> 00:12:56,756 CAMERON: If 15 is high for Carly, then she has inflammation. 268 00:12:56,881 --> 00:12:58,758 Which could, in turn, mean cancer. 269 00:12:58,883 --> 00:13:00,468 I'll talk to Wilson. 270 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:03,763 Next time, skip Aunt Elyssa. 271 00:13:04,597 --> 00:13:07,016 You're probably talking about a primary bone cancer. 272 00:13:07,141 --> 00:13:09,352 It could be tricky to detect. We'll need a bone scan. 273 00:13:09,477 --> 00:13:11,646 That's why I'm talking to an oncologist. 274 00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:13,481 Sure. I've nothing better to do, 275 00:13:13,606 --> 00:13:16,776 besides departmental meetings and budget reports. 276 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:18,236 New chairman of the board, you know. 277 00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:19,779 Oh, I hadn't heard. 278 00:13:19,904 --> 00:13:21,948 Right. Clinical trials. 279 00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:23,324 Completely unethical. 280 00:13:23,449 --> 00:13:25,201 And a very bad omen for you. 281 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,495 There's not much money in curing African sleeping sickness. 282 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,331 No. I have seen every scary movie ever made. 283 00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:32,875 Six-year-old twins in front of an elevator of blood. 284 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,503 Boys' choirs. Those are bad omens. 285 00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:36,921 This is much more mundane. 286 00:13:37,046 --> 00:13:39,340 A billionaire wants to get laid. 287 00:13:39,465 --> 00:13:41,843 Billionaires buy movie studios to get laid. 288 00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,428 They buy hospitals to get respect. 289 00:13:43,553 --> 00:13:45,847 And the reason you want respect? 290 00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:46,931 To get laid. 291 00:13:47,056 --> 00:13:49,267 Okay, then. Just gotta think like a billionaire. 292 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:51,978 Let's see. There'll be big, scary changes and then, 293 00:13:52,103 --> 00:13:54,188 "Oh, Dr. Cameron, we should have dinner 294 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:56,941 "to discuss your future on my G5 private jet." 295 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:58,151 Oh, come on. 296 00:13:58,276 --> 00:13:59,569 You know how good you have it here. 297 00:13:59,694 --> 00:14:02,864 Yes, I'm the big poobah, the big cheese, the go-to guy. 298 00:14:02,989 --> 00:14:05,533 You do the cases you want to do, when you want to do them. 299 00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:06,701 You're not gonna have that anywhere else. 300 00:14:06,826 --> 00:14:09,495 Relax. I've been through three regime changes in this hospital. 301 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,788 Every time, same story. 302 00:14:10,913 --> 00:14:12,248 Just keep your head down. 303 00:14:12,373 --> 00:14:13,458 That's all I'm saying. 304 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,751 And put on your coat. 305 00:14:15,877 --> 00:14:16,961 It itches. 306 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:18,671 (SIGHS) 307 00:14:18,796 --> 00:14:20,882 So, you gonna do this bone scan for me, or what? 308 00:14:21,007 --> 00:14:22,175 Yes. 309 00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:37,106 Dr. Simpson, did you hear? 310 00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:38,691 New management. 311 00:14:38,816 --> 00:14:41,027 I'm thinking of switching to orthopedics. 312 00:14:41,152 --> 00:14:43,321 How much do you guys get for a massage now? 313 00:14:43,446 --> 00:14:44,489 Without the happy ending. 314 00:14:44,614 --> 00:14:46,699 Dr. House, what do you want? 315 00:14:46,824 --> 00:14:48,868 Do you remember a guy named Van Der Meer? 316 00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,870 Not a big talker. You fixed his ACL. 317 00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:54,749 No, not according to my medical malpractice premiums. 318 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:57,293 Didn't get hypotensive during surgery? 319 00:14:57,418 --> 00:15:00,213 No strokes? Maybe some connectivity loss? 320 00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:01,797 What, you're gonna get involved now? 321 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:02,924 I'm not involved. 322 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,675 A guy brought his son into the clinic. 323 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:06,093 I didn't touch the son. 324 00:15:06,219 --> 00:15:07,720 I'm not taking any responsibility there. 325 00:15:07,845 --> 00:15:09,555 The son's fine. Can't shut him up. 326 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:12,975 Dad show any symptoms of cortical disease? Wernicke's? 327 00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,978 No. Nothing. 328 00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:19,774 That's why we settled, because we couldn't find anything. 329 00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:20,900 The guy got over $1,000,000. 330 00:15:21,025 --> 00:15:22,902 Don't tell me he's complaining. 331 00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:24,904 He's not saying boo. 332 00:15:29,242 --> 00:15:31,244 Your father wants to know when you'll be back from your trip. 333 00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:34,664 E-mail back. It's taking longer than I thought. 334 00:15:34,789 --> 00:15:36,707 He doesn't need to see me like this. 335 00:15:36,832 --> 00:15:37,917 What about your brother? 336 00:15:38,042 --> 00:15:38,960 No. 337 00:15:39,085 --> 00:15:41,712 Hello. I'm Dr. Wilson. I was... 338 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:43,089 Robin, I'm gonna need a minute. 339 00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:44,465 Oh. 340 00:15:45,883 --> 00:15:47,301 Thank you. 341 00:15:54,308 --> 00:15:56,769 There are two Dr. Wilsons in this hospital, 342 00:15:56,894 --> 00:15:59,730 one in ophthalmology and one in cancer. 343 00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:02,066 My eyes are fine, so I'm guessing 344 00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:04,485 you're here to tell me that I have cancer. 345 00:16:05,278 --> 00:16:07,905 There is no cancer in your bone. 346 00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:09,865 You're not smiling. 347 00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,368 There's something called referred pain. 348 00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:14,328 You could have cancer in one part of your body 349 00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:15,871 that presents in another. 350 00:16:15,997 --> 00:16:20,042 Given your age and your family history, I'm thinking your colon. 351 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,044 (SCOFFS) Great. 352 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,216 I was at Columbia when my mom died. 353 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:28,634 Now there's a blast. 354 00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:31,762 Cleaning up her vomit and then running to my econ final. 355 00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:33,389 (CHUCKLES) Look. 356 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:34,890 If I'm a short-timer, give me drugs. 357 00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:36,517 I'll go back to work. I'll die there. 358 00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,561 Whoa. There's a very quick test 359 00:16:38,686 --> 00:16:41,063 to see if you even have it, a colonoscopy. 360 00:16:42,189 --> 00:16:43,858 I know how you do that test. 361 00:16:43,983 --> 00:16:46,110 If you have colon cancer, we can treat it. 362 00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:47,695 It's early. 363 00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:49,280 That's what they told my mom. 364 00:16:49,405 --> 00:16:51,490 She was dead six months later. 365 00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:57,788 You're a smart person about to make a very bad decision. 366 00:16:57,913 --> 00:17:00,291 You know, cancer treatment's come a long way in 12 years, 367 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:01,375 but if you don't do this now... 368 00:17:01,500 --> 00:17:03,377 I don't want to be looked at. 369 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:14,263 There is another way. 370 00:17:16,015 --> 00:17:18,392 We could do a virtual colonoscopy. 371 00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:21,854 Basically, we do a CT scan of your colon. 372 00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:23,022 It's noninvasive. 373 00:17:23,147 --> 00:17:24,231 But it's very expensive. 374 00:17:24,357 --> 00:17:26,776 I'm assuming that's not a problem. 375 00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:32,615 Say yes. 376 00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:42,124 Mr. Van Der Meer. 377 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,211 What? 378 00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:52,009 Relax. Ricky's gonna be just "finkf." Strep throat. 379 00:17:52,134 --> 00:17:53,928 Here's a prescription for an antibiotic. 380 00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:56,013 He should be all better in a few days. 381 00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:59,809 Although, this might sting a little. 382 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:15,241 I want to see you again real soon. 383 00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:19,745 WILSON: Virtual colonoscopy was clean. 384 00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:21,706 No colon cancer. 385 00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,916 What happened to our regular, old-fashioned colonoscopy? 386 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,751 She was uncomfortable doing any more tests. 387 00:18:25,876 --> 00:18:28,003 I had to convince her to do that one. 388 00:18:28,129 --> 00:18:29,380 Do you get that often? 389 00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:32,633 Women would rather die than get naked with you? 390 00:18:33,217 --> 00:18:34,885 She's scared. 391 00:18:35,428 --> 00:18:38,848 But not of tests. Just embarrassing ones. 392 00:18:40,474 --> 00:18:41,726 Yeah. 393 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,606 It's not an inflammatory process. 394 00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:50,860 It's not a clot, because Chase's angio says so. 395 00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:54,613 And it's not cancer, because her tush is perfect. 396 00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:59,160 Anybody else got an Aunt Elyssa with weird stuff? 397 00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:02,455 Maybe it's worth looking into... 398 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:05,499 I thought you said Carly's angio was clean. 399 00:19:06,292 --> 00:19:07,835 It was clean. 400 00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,888 You guys see the problem here? 401 00:19:20,765 --> 00:19:23,851 There's no indication of any abnormalities. 402 00:19:23,976 --> 00:19:25,603 No lesions, no spurs, no... 403 00:19:25,728 --> 00:19:27,938 Her toes are screwed up. 404 00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:29,190 They're backwards. 405 00:19:30,024 --> 00:19:31,942 You guys know how much surgery it's gonna take 406 00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,861 to swap them back? 407 00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:35,488 What are you talking about? 408 00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:40,117 Well, either she literally has two left feet, or you angioed the wrong leg. 409 00:19:47,666 --> 00:19:48,876 That's impossible. It can't be the wrong leg. 410 00:19:49,001 --> 00:19:50,294 Or maybe it was Jenny. 411 00:19:50,419 --> 00:19:52,630 How come some resident signed this radiology report? 412 00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:53,714 Were you even in the room? 413 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:54,882 I'll redo her angio... 414 00:19:55,007 --> 00:19:56,801 You'll do nothing! 415 00:20:02,223 --> 00:20:04,475 Foreman, you do the angiogram. 416 00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:17,988 I can't believe I did that. 417 00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:25,037 Why do we have to redo the angiogram? 418 00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:27,706 There was a shadow on the first test result. 419 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:29,166 Shadow? 420 00:20:30,417 --> 00:20:33,671 A shadow means there could be a blood clot, right? 421 00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:37,049 I read "Conn's Current Therapy". 422 00:20:37,174 --> 00:20:38,634 A real page-turner. 423 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,761 No, it wasn't that kind of shadow. 424 00:20:43,514 --> 00:20:44,682 My chest hurts. 425 00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:47,351 It's from the tracer I injected. 426 00:20:47,476 --> 00:20:51,647 You might also get a little nauseous or have a metallic taste. All normal. 427 00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:54,233 I'm a runner. I shouldn't feel like this. 428 00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:56,777 Carly, I'm looking at your vitals right now... 429 00:20:56,902 --> 00:20:58,445 I can't breathe. 430 00:20:58,571 --> 00:20:59,905 Carly? 431 00:21:01,365 --> 00:21:02,825 My chest. 432 00:21:05,870 --> 00:21:07,413 My chest. 433 00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,836 Respiratory arrest. Call a code. 434 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:15,421 What do you got? 435 00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:16,881 She's drowning. 436 00:21:34,648 --> 00:21:37,401 CAMERON: Foreman did a thoracentesis to drain the fluid from her lungs. 437 00:21:37,526 --> 00:21:39,778 She's stable. They sent the fluid to the lab. 438 00:21:39,904 --> 00:21:41,238 It'll be back in a few hours. 439 00:21:42,114 --> 00:21:44,867 You'll be happy to know Chase's mistake didn't cost her. 440 00:21:44,992 --> 00:21:46,911 Angie revealed no clot. 441 00:21:47,411 --> 00:21:48,829 I'm thrilled. 442 00:22:55,896 --> 00:22:57,022 (MONITOR BEEPING) 443 00:23:35,394 --> 00:23:37,730 WILSON: Okay, see, now you're just being stubborn. 444 00:23:37,855 --> 00:23:39,898 It's cold. It's a perfectly good excuse to wear your lab coat. 445 00:23:40,024 --> 00:23:42,401 Carly needs a heart transplant. 446 00:23:43,694 --> 00:23:46,280 Thoracentesis revealed a transudate? 447 00:23:46,405 --> 00:23:48,574 I haven't gotten it back yet. 448 00:23:49,825 --> 00:23:51,618 Her MUGA scan, what was the ejection fraction? 449 00:23:51,744 --> 00:23:53,620 Maybe you could treat it surgically. 450 00:23:53,746 --> 00:23:55,789 Haven't done the MU A. 451 00:23:56,331 --> 00:23:59,084 How do you know she needs a heart transplant? 452 00:23:59,209 --> 00:24:00,961 I got my aura read today. 453 00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:03,422 It said someone close to me had a broken heart. 454 00:24:03,547 --> 00:24:05,924 Since when do I need the secret pass code to talk to you? 455 00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:08,343 I can't tell you anything. 456 00:24:08,469 --> 00:24:10,179 Professional responsibility. 457 00:24:10,304 --> 00:24:11,513 Like that matters to you. 458 00:24:11,638 --> 00:24:14,850 Not my professional responsibility, yours. 459 00:24:14,975 --> 00:24:16,018 New regime. 460 00:24:16,143 --> 00:24:17,561 You gotta keep your head down, too. 461 00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:19,938 Now that's good thinking, because I was gonna go right to Cuddy 462 00:24:20,064 --> 00:24:21,565 and rat you out as soon as you were done talking. 463 00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:22,691 I'm not saying you want to. 464 00:24:22,816 --> 00:24:24,902 I'm saying you'd be obligated to. 465 00:24:25,027 --> 00:24:27,613 Because of my position on the Board? 466 00:24:30,949 --> 00:24:34,286 Because of my position on the transplant committee? 467 00:24:36,371 --> 00:24:38,665 Hey, you brought this up for a reason. You need to talk to me. 468 00:24:38,791 --> 00:24:40,084 I can't. 469 00:24:45,798 --> 00:24:47,549 You sure you're doing the right thing? 470 00:24:47,674 --> 00:24:50,928 I've come up with a few really great rationalizations. 471 00:24:51,053 --> 00:24:53,972 Sorry to interrupt. We have a problem. 472 00:24:54,098 --> 00:24:56,642 CAMERON: Thoracentesis revealed a transudate. 473 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:59,770 We did an echo. She's in severe congestive heart failure. 474 00:24:59,895 --> 00:25:02,231 She needs a heart transplant. 475 00:25:03,816 --> 00:25:04,858 We'll get her on the list immediately. 476 00:25:04,983 --> 00:25:07,945 She's already on the list. 477 00:25:15,744 --> 00:25:16,995 Come in. 478 00:25:17,579 --> 00:25:18,872 Thanks. 479 00:25:20,624 --> 00:25:23,752 What is a Department of Diagnostic Medicine? 480 00:25:25,754 --> 00:25:27,756 That's Dr. House's department. 481 00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:31,593 They deal with cases that other doctors can't figure out. 482 00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:34,555 It's a financial black hole. 483 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,932 The department costs us $3,000,000 a year 484 00:25:37,057 --> 00:25:38,517 to treat one patient a week. 485 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:39,893 He saves one patient per week. 486 00:25:40,018 --> 00:25:41,436 What about everyone else? 487 00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:44,148 His department's not going to find the cure for breast cancer. 488 00:25:44,273 --> 00:25:45,566 Maybe not, but... 489 00:25:45,691 --> 00:25:47,651 Are you sleeping with House? 490 00:25:47,776 --> 00:25:49,403 What? No. 491 00:25:49,528 --> 00:25:50,654 But you did, right? 492 00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:52,573 A long time ago? 493 00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:56,326 That's an incredibly inappropriate question. 494 00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:58,537 If your judgment is compromised by a prior 495 00:25:58,662 --> 00:26:00,247 or current relationship, that is my business. 496 00:26:00,372 --> 00:26:03,584 I respect him. That is all you need to know. 497 00:26:03,709 --> 00:26:05,502 He's still not wearing the coat. 498 00:26:05,627 --> 00:26:06,587 Well, I told him... 499 00:26:06,712 --> 00:26:08,046 I'm sure you did. 500 00:26:08,172 --> 00:26:10,507 And yet he's not wearing it. 501 00:26:10,632 --> 00:26:14,428 I'm just wondering if that's a reflection on him or on you. 502 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,485 You're Dr. House. 503 00:26:30,611 --> 00:26:32,362 I found a picture online of you at a conference. 504 00:26:32,487 --> 00:26:34,656 You need a heart transplant. 505 00:26:35,616 --> 00:26:36,575 I run. I work out... 506 00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,285 You cut yourself. 507 00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:42,039 Probably highly ritualized. 508 00:26:42,164 --> 00:26:45,584 You play the same Sarah McLachlan song over and over while you do it. 509 00:26:45,709 --> 00:26:48,712 Probably works better than antidepressants. 510 00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:50,422 I don't understand how... 511 00:26:50,547 --> 00:26:52,090 You're a high-powered bulimic. 512 00:26:52,216 --> 00:26:54,134 You make yourself throw up. 513 00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:57,596 You had to find the most efficient way to vomit 514 00:26:57,721 --> 00:26:59,932 without revealing the telltale signs of bulimia, 515 00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:03,685 which is all very unseemly for a CEO. 516 00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:08,857 So, you found a common antidote to accidental poisoning to do the job. 517 00:27:08,982 --> 00:27:10,609 Ipecac. 518 00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:13,904 Which is great if your kid's just swallowed a bottle of aspirin, 519 00:27:14,029 --> 00:27:16,823 but really, really bad if it's a habit. 520 00:27:17,658 --> 00:27:19,952 It causes muscle damage. 521 00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:21,787 It caused the pain in your leg. 522 00:27:24,748 --> 00:27:26,708 And destroyed your heart. 523 00:27:29,878 --> 00:27:31,755 How often do you do it? 524 00:27:37,761 --> 00:27:39,513 Three times a week. 525 00:27:43,225 --> 00:27:44,810 In about an hour, 526 00:27:44,935 --> 00:27:47,521 there's gonna be an emergency meeting of the transplant committee 527 00:27:47,646 --> 00:27:52,150 to discuss where you fall on the list should a new heart become available. 528 00:27:52,276 --> 00:27:56,113 Problem is, I am required to tell the committee about your bulimia. 529 00:27:56,238 --> 00:27:58,365 It's a major psychiatric condition. 530 00:27:58,490 --> 00:27:59,908 Ranks right up there with suicidal. 531 00:28:00,033 --> 00:28:02,327 Makes you a very bad risk. 532 00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:06,081 So, you're here to tell me I have just a few hours to live? 533 00:28:07,791 --> 00:28:09,876 Unless I lie to the committee. 534 00:28:12,379 --> 00:28:15,507 But if they find out, I lose my medical license. 535 00:28:17,259 --> 00:28:20,679 This would be a very good time to offer me a bribe. 536 00:28:20,804 --> 00:28:23,223 You know, how much is your life worth? How much is my job worth? 537 00:28:23,348 --> 00:28:25,684 Why are you here doing this to me? 538 00:28:26,977 --> 00:28:28,770 What do you want? 539 00:28:29,771 --> 00:28:32,774 I want to know what's right. 540 00:28:33,608 --> 00:28:35,068 Am I worth it? 541 00:28:37,404 --> 00:28:39,323 You think I'm pathetic. 542 00:28:40,073 --> 00:28:43,660 Has a good job. Everything in the world. 543 00:28:43,785 --> 00:28:45,412 But she just doesn't like the way that she looks... 544 00:28:45,537 --> 00:28:47,080 Oh, stop hiding! 545 00:28:48,206 --> 00:28:50,083 I'm asking you if you want to live or die. 546 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,376 You can't even say that. 547 00:28:51,501 --> 00:28:53,003 What do you want me to do? Cry? 548 00:28:53,128 --> 00:28:54,129 Yes! 549 00:28:54,254 --> 00:28:56,506 I want you to tell me that your life is important to you, 550 00:28:56,631 --> 00:28:58,925 because I don't know! 551 00:29:02,763 --> 00:29:07,768 Because that's what's on the table right now, your life. 552 00:29:24,785 --> 00:29:26,411 I don't want to die. 553 00:29:30,082 --> 00:29:31,375 I don't. 554 00:29:39,883 --> 00:29:43,261 This 32-year-old female was admitted by my staff 555 00:29:43,387 --> 00:29:46,223 because of paralysis and pain in her right thigh. 556 00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:47,849 The patient rapidly deteriorated 557 00:29:47,974 --> 00:29:50,811 and now has severe congestive heart failure. 558 00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:54,523 Pressors and vasodilators have not improved her condition whatsoever. 559 00:29:54,648 --> 00:29:57,776 Pulmonary function tests show an FEC of over three liters, 560 00:29:57,901 --> 00:30:01,738 with FEV-1 of at least 90% of predicted, 561 00:30:01,863 --> 00:30:06,493 and preserved FEVIFVC ratio and preserved DLCO as well. 562 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,913 Her MUGA had an ejection fraction of 19%, 563 00:30:10,038 --> 00:30:12,791 with no focal wall motion abnormalities. 564 00:30:12,916 --> 00:30:14,960 Heart catheterization revealed 565 00:30:15,085 --> 00:30:17,504 clean left, right and circumflex arteries, 566 00:30:17,629 --> 00:30:21,800 and a subsequent biopsy revealed irreversible cardiomyopathy. 567 00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:24,261 Which is why we're here. 568 00:30:24,386 --> 00:30:27,514 Dr. House, I'm confused by your time and date stamps. 569 00:30:27,639 --> 00:30:30,267 It appears that you put Carly on the transplant list 570 00:30:30,392 --> 00:30:32,477 before you did these tests. 571 00:30:34,771 --> 00:30:36,815 I had a hunch. 572 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:39,067 You don't have hunches. You know. 573 00:30:39,192 --> 00:30:40,944 Look, if the tests had come back differently, 574 00:30:41,069 --> 00:30:42,696 obviously I would have taken her off the list. 575 00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:44,739 But on the long shot... 576 00:30:47,701 --> 00:30:51,746 On the long shot that I was right, I didn't want to waste time. 577 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:58,044 Is there any exclusion criteria we should know about? 578 00:30:59,629 --> 00:31:03,800 CAT scan revealed no tumors, and Dr. Wilson found no trace of cancer. 579 00:31:06,470 --> 00:31:08,263 What about any other criteria? 580 00:31:08,388 --> 00:31:10,140 No atherosclerotic vascular disease. 581 00:31:10,265 --> 00:31:11,266 Are there any... 582 00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:12,893 No pneumonia, no bacteremia. 583 00:31:13,018 --> 00:31:15,812 No hep B or C or any other letters. 584 00:31:16,688 --> 00:31:18,148 Substance abuse. Any history... 585 00:31:18,273 --> 00:31:20,192 No alcohol. No drugs. 586 00:31:20,901 --> 00:31:23,320 Any psychiatric conditions? History of depression? 587 00:31:23,445 --> 00:31:25,238 She's a little blue. 588 00:31:25,363 --> 00:31:28,158 But turns out she needs a heart transplant. 589 00:31:35,957 --> 00:31:38,543 Dr. House, if you subvert or mislead this committee, 590 00:31:38,668 --> 00:31:41,463 you will be subject to disciplinary action. 591 00:31:46,676 --> 00:31:50,305 Dr. Cuddy, do you have any reason to think that I would lie? 592 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:53,683 I simply want you to answer the question. 593 00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:56,937 Is there anything on the recipient exclusion criteria 594 00:31:57,062 --> 00:32:00,982 that would disqualify your patient from getting a heart? 595 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:13,662 No. 596 00:32:21,836 --> 00:32:23,964 Beautiful organ-donor weather. 597 00:32:24,839 --> 00:32:26,591 You lied, didn't you? 598 00:32:26,716 --> 00:32:28,718 - I never lie. - Big mistake. 599 00:32:29,803 --> 00:32:32,681 Then you should have voted against putting her on the list. 600 00:32:32,806 --> 00:32:33,807 You're my friend. 601 00:32:33,932 --> 00:32:36,643 Oh, jeez, have some backbone. 602 00:32:36,768 --> 00:32:38,520 If you think I'm wrong, do something. 603 00:32:38,645 --> 00:32:41,106 Wait. You're getting mad at me for sticking up for you? 604 00:32:41,231 --> 00:32:44,651 You value our friendship more than your ethical responsibilities. 605 00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:47,696 Our friendship is an ethical responsibility. 606 00:32:48,321 --> 00:32:50,282 (PAGER BEEPING) 607 00:32:53,368 --> 00:32:54,828 What is it? 608 00:32:55,870 --> 00:32:57,539 My patient's getting a heart. 609 00:33:11,177 --> 00:33:13,221 CAMERON: He's not gonna fire you. 610 00:33:13,346 --> 00:33:15,473 I'd fire you. Bye-bye. 611 00:33:17,434 --> 00:33:19,936 I screw up, the patient dies, I'll never get another job. 612 00:33:20,061 --> 00:33:24,441 So stick your head between your legs and go lick your wounds in Gstaad. 613 00:33:25,066 --> 00:33:26,860 I like it here. 614 00:33:33,158 --> 00:33:34,659 You guys don't think it's weird House knew 615 00:33:34,784 --> 00:33:38,747 the patient needed a heart transplant before we did any heart tests? 616 00:33:39,497 --> 00:33:41,625 That's House. He knows things. 617 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,835 But usually he's putting it in our face. 618 00:33:43,960 --> 00:33:45,545 Telling us how cleverly he figured it out. 619 00:33:45,670 --> 00:33:49,090 This time, nothing. Just "I had a hunch." 620 00:33:51,384 --> 00:33:52,886 That is weird. 621 00:34:25,627 --> 00:34:27,796 MAN: Cauterize that one bleeder. 622 00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:34,386 Okay, ready for the donor heart. 623 00:34:35,845 --> 00:34:37,097 (MONITOR BEEPING) 624 00:34:37,222 --> 00:34:38,973 (MONITOR FLATLINING) 625 00:34:40,183 --> 00:34:43,395 They just stopped Carly's heart, and your dumb patient... 626 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,438 They're all... Oh, the guy who can't talk. 627 00:34:45,563 --> 00:34:46,564 Mr. Van Der Meer. 628 00:34:46,690 --> 00:34:48,191 He's scheduled an appointment to see you. 629 00:34:48,316 --> 00:34:50,068 Oh, goody. 630 00:34:51,986 --> 00:34:55,865 I wanted you to know Chase is worried you're going to fire him. 631 00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,619 It's bad enough that screw-ups cost lives. 632 00:34:59,744 --> 00:35:02,580 Now we've got Vogler, screw-ups cost jobs. 633 00:35:02,706 --> 00:35:03,957 I want Chase scared. 634 00:35:04,082 --> 00:35:06,668 I want him doing everything he can to protect his job. 635 00:35:06,793 --> 00:35:08,211 Dr. House, if you were in his position, 636 00:35:08,336 --> 00:35:10,588 wouldn't you be more likely to perform well if you were reassured... 637 00:35:10,714 --> 00:35:11,923 Oh, will you stop it 638 00:35:12,048 --> 00:35:13,675 with the book? 639 00:35:13,925 --> 00:35:15,343 Why are you doing this? 640 00:35:16,428 --> 00:35:17,512 I'm not doing anything. 641 00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:19,806 You're manipulating everyone. 642 00:35:22,142 --> 00:35:25,937 People dismiss me. 643 00:35:26,938 --> 00:35:30,275 Because I'm a woman. Because I'm pretty. 644 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:33,445 Because I'm not aggressive. 645 00:35:35,488 --> 00:35:39,784 My opinions shouldn't be rejected just because people don't like me. 646 00:35:39,993 --> 00:35:44,247 They like you. Everyone likes you. 647 00:35:47,459 --> 00:35:48,877 Do you? 648 00:36:08,188 --> 00:36:09,647 I have to know. 649 00:36:10,690 --> 00:36:11,816 No. 650 00:36:21,201 --> 00:36:22,285 Okay- 651 00:36:40,470 --> 00:36:43,515 Five hours, 23 minutes. That's fast. 652 00:36:44,265 --> 00:36:45,391 Is that good or bad? 653 00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:46,601 It depends. 654 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:50,438 Either surgery went really well, or it ended really abruptly. 655 00:36:53,107 --> 00:36:55,693 Textbook. She'll outlive us all. 656 00:36:57,737 --> 00:36:59,197 Thank you. 657 00:37:04,702 --> 00:37:07,288 MAN ON PA: Triage nurse, pick up line 2741. 658 00:37:07,747 --> 00:37:08,748 (DOOR OPENS) 659 00:37:09,582 --> 00:37:12,585 So, sing for me. 660 00:37:16,589 --> 00:37:19,092 Oh, no, no, no, no. Come on, look. 661 00:37:19,217 --> 00:37:21,386 When you had your surgery, you were intubated. 662 00:37:21,511 --> 00:37:23,179 The surgeon stuck a tube down your throat. 663 00:37:23,304 --> 00:37:26,224 Now, it never happens and it's never caught, but it happened. 664 00:37:26,349 --> 00:37:27,642 Your vocal cords were paralyzed. 665 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:31,062 I treated the spastic dysphonia with Botox. 666 00:37:31,187 --> 00:37:32,605 Ironically, a substance that tightens 667 00:37:32,730 --> 00:37:35,567 every other corner of your face actually loosens the tongue. 668 00:37:35,692 --> 00:37:38,111 I have healed you. You can talk. 669 00:37:42,156 --> 00:37:43,241 (SIGHS) 670 00:37:44,284 --> 00:37:45,618 Oh, well. 671 00:37:46,035 --> 00:37:47,495 Boo! 672 00:37:52,166 --> 00:37:54,168 Okay. You don't have to say anything. 673 00:37:54,294 --> 00:37:55,879 It can be our little secret. 674 00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:59,465 If you can talk, blink twice. 675 00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:04,846 But you're not going to, 676 00:38:04,971 --> 00:38:07,432 because you think you won't be entitled to the money you won 677 00:38:07,557 --> 00:38:09,934 in the settlement with Simpson. 678 00:38:12,061 --> 00:38:15,231 Yesterday, I would have said you had to give the money back. 679 00:38:15,356 --> 00:38:18,526 Today, hospital's come into a lot of money. 680 00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:21,988 Mum's the word. 681 00:38:58,775 --> 00:39:00,026 Hey. 682 00:39:01,027 --> 00:39:02,403 Hey. 683 00:39:04,572 --> 00:39:07,867 I know the cardiologist has given you some guidelines, 684 00:39:07,992 --> 00:39:11,245 a schedule of medication and a strict diet. 685 00:39:12,246 --> 00:39:15,458 Just what somebody with an eating disorder needs. 686 00:39:15,875 --> 00:39:18,461 So I thought I'd get you started. 687 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:21,923 Fried chicken from the Carnegie Deli. 688 00:39:23,299 --> 00:39:24,884 You're kidding. 689 00:39:25,635 --> 00:39:28,137 Yeah. Actually, I got it downstairs. 690 00:39:28,262 --> 00:39:29,430 (CHUCKLES) 691 00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:35,228 Why did you fight for me? 692 00:39:36,771 --> 00:39:40,441 You risked so much, and you hardly know me. 693 00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:47,865 You're my patient. 694 00:39:52,495 --> 00:39:54,163 Don't screw it up. 695 00:40:04,716 --> 00:40:06,467 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 696 00:40:41,461 --> 00:40:42,962 Love this part! 697 00:40:47,425 --> 00:40:48,718 (MUSIC STOPS) 698 00:40:49,802 --> 00:40:52,013 Okay. He ruined it. 699 00:40:53,347 --> 00:40:54,724 Just wanted to stop by and introduce myself. 700 00:40:54,849 --> 00:40:57,435 I'm Edward Vogler, new chairman of the board. 701 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,438 In a way, I guess that makes me your boss. 702 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:03,858 I am sorry about the lab coat thing. 703 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:06,319 My dry cleaners just destroyed it. 704 00:41:07,361 --> 00:41:11,199 That was my very first heart-transplant committee meeting. Very exciting. 705 00:41:11,324 --> 00:41:14,035 Trust me, Six Flags, way more exciting. 706 00:41:14,577 --> 00:41:17,038 Your patient's very lucky to have such a passionate doctor. 707 00:41:17,163 --> 00:41:19,207 Stands up for what he believes in. 708 00:41:19,332 --> 00:41:20,917 Sweet of you to say. 709 00:41:21,292 --> 00:41:23,878 Yeah. Afraid you've been duped, though. 710 00:41:24,003 --> 00:41:26,964 The nurse found this in the patient's purse. 711 00:41:32,053 --> 00:41:34,806 Oh, my. If only I'd known. 712 00:41:34,931 --> 00:41:38,059 Tough being a doctor, having all that power. 713 00:41:39,435 --> 00:41:40,686 The power to play God. 714 00:41:40,812 --> 00:41:44,774 Yes. I don't envy the transplant committee their responsibility. 715 00:41:45,483 --> 00:41:48,820 They basically would have been forced to kill that poor girl. 716 00:41:48,945 --> 00:41:51,447 I'm not sure I could have done that. 717 00:41:52,198 --> 00:41:54,700 This is not a game to me, Dr. House. 718 00:41:54,826 --> 00:41:55,952 No. 719 00:41:56,327 --> 00:41:59,664 It's actually more like we're dancing right now. 720 00:41:59,789 --> 00:42:02,250 So let's get to the point. You don't like me. 721 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:04,293 I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna like you. 722 00:42:04,418 --> 00:42:07,380 It's nothing personal. I don't like anybody. 723 00:42:08,422 --> 00:42:10,007 But none of that really matters, does it? 724 00:42:10,133 --> 00:42:13,177 Because you've got money, and I've got tenure. 725 00:42:13,678 --> 00:42:16,305 You need full Board approval to get rid of me. 726 00:42:16,430 --> 00:42:18,349 - I've got Cuddy. - Right. 727 00:42:18,474 --> 00:42:19,809 And Wilson. 728 00:42:20,977 --> 00:42:23,729 So, as long as we're stuck with each other, 729 00:42:23,855 --> 00:42:26,315 we might as well ignore each other. 730 00:42:26,524 --> 00:42:28,609 (HEBREW FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 731 00:42:29,902 --> 00:42:31,529 (MUSIC STOPS) 732 00:42:32,113 --> 00:42:34,365 That wasn't nearly as dramatic as I was hoping. 733 00:42:34,490 --> 00:42:35,575 (CHUCKLES) 734 00:42:37,869 --> 00:42:41,289 I looked into that tenure thing, and you're right. 735 00:42:41,414 --> 00:42:43,833 It's actually easier for me to get rid of a board member 736 00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:47,211 like Cuddy or Wilson than to get rid of a doctor. 737 00:42:47,545 --> 00:42:49,797 That's interesting, isn't it?