1 00:00:04,484 --> 00:00:05,944 Are you thinking about taking drugs? 2 00:00:06,069 --> 00:00:09,990 Well, think again, because drugs are not the answer. 3 00:00:10,115 --> 00:00:12,367 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 4 00:00:13,285 --> 00:00:15,787 Oh, don't remember this ugly mug? 5 00:00:17,039 --> 00:00:21,043 Two years ago, I was a star. I won nine games in a row. 6 00:00:21,168 --> 00:00:22,753 But by the end of August, I was gone. 7 00:00:22,878 --> 00:00:24,504 Cut! Cut! 8 00:00:29,009 --> 00:00:30,427 Not good, huh? 9 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:32,095 Well, you caught the ball. 10 00:00:32,220 --> 00:00:33,263 Yeah. 11 00:00:33,388 --> 00:00:36,767 Look, I usually don't, you know, give line readings, 12 00:00:36,892 --> 00:00:39,311 but try this. Here. 13 00:00:39,436 --> 00:00:41,063 Hollywood ain't holding its breath. 14 00:00:41,188 --> 00:00:44,483 Yeah, well, they're doing it wrong. I mean, for Hank. 15 00:00:44,608 --> 00:00:46,485 Tell the director. 16 00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:48,362 I thought I'd give the marriage a few months 17 00:00:48,487 --> 00:00:50,530 before I go for the meddling-wife thing. 18 00:00:50,656 --> 00:00:54,618 His arm came back the day after you hooked up. I say meddle. 19 00:00:54,743 --> 00:00:55,744 You Okay? 20 00:00:55,869 --> 00:00:57,037 Just gas. 21 00:00:57,162 --> 00:01:00,874 Go help your man. Give me a little room here to work it out. 22 00:01:09,841 --> 00:01:12,302 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 23 00:01:12,427 --> 00:01:14,012 - Like that? - No. 24 00:01:14,137 --> 00:01:16,181 - Hey, sweetheart. - Hey. 25 00:01:16,765 --> 00:01:18,600 - Hi, Bryan. - Hey. 26 00:01:18,725 --> 00:01:20,519 You boys having a little trouble with the big speech? 27 00:01:20,644 --> 00:01:22,104 Yeah. You got any ideas? 28 00:01:22,229 --> 00:01:25,065 It's your story. Just be yourself. 29 00:01:25,190 --> 00:01:28,193 Drugs were there, you took them. Simple. 30 00:01:28,318 --> 00:01:29,861 Why'd you get clean? 31 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:31,363 'Cause I was gonna die. 32 00:01:31,488 --> 00:01:33,657 And, come April, 'cause you're clean, 33 00:01:33,782 --> 00:01:37,119 you're starting Opening Day against the Yanks. 34 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:41,081 Try it her way? 35 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:42,249 Yeah. 36 00:01:42,374 --> 00:01:44,251 Okay. Okay. 37 00:01:44,376 --> 00:01:47,379 Let's start with the second part first. That'll get him in the groove. 38 00:01:47,504 --> 00:01:49,005 (WHISPERS) Okay. 39 00:01:49,131 --> 00:01:50,924 We'll do the throwing thing first. 40 00:01:51,049 --> 00:01:53,093 Everybody wants to direct. 41 00:01:54,052 --> 00:01:55,095 Warner all right? 42 00:01:55,220 --> 00:01:56,638 LOLA: Yeah, he's good. 43 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:59,808 You just bring it, babe. Just tell your story. 44 00:02:01,184 --> 00:02:02,436 MAN 1: Roll cameras. 45 00:02:02,561 --> 00:02:04,896 MAN 2: Rolling. Speed. MAN 1: Sound. 46 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:07,858 Come on, kid! Show them what you're gonna give the Yankees! 47 00:02:07,983 --> 00:02:09,568 All right, action! 48 00:02:20,454 --> 00:02:22,205 (SHOUTING) 49 00:02:26,626 --> 00:02:27,961 Oh, God! 50 00:02:35,594 --> 00:02:38,597 You okay? It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 51 00:03:29,397 --> 00:03:33,109 He's got osteopenia. His bones are too thin to fix the arm problem. 52 00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:36,947 No. Price is not a problem if you have what I need. 53 00:03:37,072 --> 00:03:38,657 Young man? 54 00:03:38,782 --> 00:03:39,950 How did you know? 55 00:03:40,075 --> 00:03:43,078 Well, if he's an old man, osteopenia would just be a fact of life. 56 00:03:43,203 --> 00:03:44,037 You make him comfortable, 57 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:45,872 send him home, which means you're just boring me. 58 00:03:45,997 --> 00:03:48,250 So he's young, which means it's most likely caused by cancer, 59 00:03:48,375 --> 00:03:50,085 and you're here because you haven't found it. 60 00:03:50,210 --> 00:03:51,920 Have you looked really, really hard? 61 00:03:52,045 --> 00:03:53,964 MRI and PET scan are both negative. 62 00:03:54,089 --> 00:03:57,008 Well, how old is he? Maybe the osteopenia is just early onset. 63 00:03:57,133 --> 00:03:59,386 Ah, let's see. 64 00:03:59,511 --> 00:04:02,764 "Born 9/21/77." 65 00:04:02,889 --> 00:04:04,432 It's Hank Wiggen? 66 00:04:05,892 --> 00:04:07,018 He signed it. Sweet. 67 00:04:07,143 --> 00:04:07,978 Yeah. 68 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:11,982 "To Jimmy Wilson, the Cy Young of medicine." 69 00:04:12,107 --> 00:04:13,233 Did you ask for that? 70 00:04:13,358 --> 00:04:15,110 Just the "Jimmy" part. 71 00:04:16,361 --> 00:04:18,071 The bone's too thin to support the kind of surgery 72 00:04:18,196 --> 00:04:20,323 that would let him pitch again. 73 00:04:20,448 --> 00:04:22,158 But if we figure out what's causing the osteopenia, 74 00:04:22,284 --> 00:04:24,786 we can reverse the bone damage then do the surgery. 75 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:27,831 Beat the Yankees and save the free world. 76 00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:35,046 It was a working dinner. 77 00:04:35,171 --> 00:04:38,174 My work, company pays- 78 00:04:39,217 --> 00:04:43,430 I don't know. I just feel kind of weird after what it turned into. 79 00:04:43,555 --> 00:04:46,433 Well, then it stopped being work. 80 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:50,478 You know, if it'll solve your ethics problem, 81 00:04:51,271 --> 00:04:52,689 you can reimburse me for these. 82 00:04:52,814 --> 00:04:55,734 What are they, $5.57, I believe? 83 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:04,367 Let me know about Friday? 84 00:05:04,492 --> 00:05:05,785 Yeah. 85 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:13,209 (SIGHS) 86 00:05:26,514 --> 00:05:27,933 (CHUCKLES) 87 00:05:29,184 --> 00:05:30,644 CHASE: None of the usual suspects. 88 00:05:30,769 --> 00:05:33,438 Age isn't right, in apparent perfect health before this incident, 89 00:05:33,563 --> 00:05:34,981 MRI and PET scan negative for tumors. 90 00:05:35,106 --> 00:05:37,317 Test him again. It's gotta be cancer. 91 00:05:37,442 --> 00:05:40,654 Sorry I'm late. Car broke down on the interstate. 92 00:05:42,447 --> 00:05:46,076 Don't believe you. CHEM-7 also shows a poor kidney function. 93 00:05:46,201 --> 00:05:48,328 Now, why would a guy in his 20s have a poor kidney function? 94 00:05:48,453 --> 00:05:51,373 Cancer. It first attacks the bones, and then the kidneys. 95 00:05:51,498 --> 00:05:56,753 Come on, people. He was 17-7. His ERA was 2.1. 96 00:05:56,878 --> 00:05:58,088 You want it to be his kidneys, 97 00:05:58,213 --> 00:06:01,925 because if it's his kidneys, then maybe we can treat it, maybe we can fix it. 98 00:06:02,050 --> 00:06:04,135 And if it's cancer, then he'll never pitch again. 99 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,972 If this were a regular guy who came in and broke his arm lifting a box, 100 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:08,348 you would've packed him up and sent him home. 101 00:06:08,473 --> 00:06:12,519 My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred. 102 00:06:12,644 --> 00:06:14,938 And I promise you, the next knitting injury that comes in here, 103 00:06:15,063 --> 00:06:17,190 we're on it like stink on cheese. 104 00:06:17,315 --> 00:06:20,068 - He weighed 175 his rookie year. - Stop. 105 00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:22,988 Now he's 195 after playing a year in Japan. 106 00:06:23,113 --> 00:06:24,990 - Why? - He let himself go. 107 00:06:25,115 --> 00:06:27,534 Steroids. The guy was a drug user. 108 00:06:27,659 --> 00:06:29,828 I'm sure he wouldn't have balked at pumping up through chemicals. 109 00:06:29,953 --> 00:06:32,080 That'd explain the weight gain and the kidney problems. 110 00:06:32,205 --> 00:06:34,916 And the bone loss. Go ask him what he's on. 111 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:38,128 When he says "nothing," have him pee in a cup. 112 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:45,218 If your car breaks down, you're an hour late, not two minutes. 113 00:06:45,343 --> 00:06:49,431 And two minutes isn't late enough to use a clever excuse like car trouble. 114 00:06:49,556 --> 00:06:50,974 I was coming in early. 115 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:52,100 Huh. 116 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:54,811 Unprompted lies. That's a bad sign. 117 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:59,149 Either a guilty conscience or something personal's going on. 118 00:07:02,944 --> 00:07:06,865 See, that's all you had to do. Just walk in, sit down, do your job. 119 00:07:10,702 --> 00:07:13,246 No. No, I never took them. 120 00:07:14,706 --> 00:07:17,042 We're gonna need a urine sample. 121 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:19,294 Oh, no. You don't trust me. 122 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,383 Baby, I'm worried about taking this morphine. 123 00:07:25,508 --> 00:07:29,471 You're in pain. The doses are monitored. It's not a slip. 124 00:07:29,596 --> 00:07:32,057 Besides, opiates weren't your thing. 125 00:07:32,182 --> 00:07:34,601 They should've been. Whoa. 126 00:07:34,726 --> 00:07:36,936 Mr. Wiggen? The urine sample. 127 00:07:37,854 --> 00:07:41,941 I want to say no, so I am. No. 128 00:07:42,067 --> 00:07:44,736 Trust is a big issue in early recovery. 129 00:07:44,861 --> 00:07:47,322 He really did gain the weight honestly. 130 00:07:48,239 --> 00:07:49,783 If you say so. 131 00:07:51,117 --> 00:07:52,952 You're not getting it. 132 00:07:56,164 --> 00:07:58,208 He thinks I'm an idiot. 133 00:07:58,333 --> 00:08:00,001 He sure does. 134 00:08:08,051 --> 00:08:09,636 Should we save a sample? 135 00:08:09,761 --> 00:08:13,681 Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite and hang it around his neck. 136 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:17,143 Hey, Friday night, can you cover for me? 137 00:08:17,268 --> 00:08:18,728 I think so. 138 00:08:19,979 --> 00:08:23,983 Oh, Friday. No, I'm sorry. I have to go to that oncology thing, the seminar. 139 00:08:24,109 --> 00:08:26,194 - Oh. - What's going on? 140 00:08:26,319 --> 00:08:30,031 Dinner with the drug rep. Castine Pharmaceuticals. 141 00:08:30,156 --> 00:08:34,202 Arnie? Claims he has 500 lawyer jokes, only tells one? 142 00:08:35,245 --> 00:08:36,538 New guy- 143 00:08:38,623 --> 00:08:40,208 You need cash? 144 00:08:42,961 --> 00:08:45,547 No, I don't have that much on me. 145 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:50,677 No, no, it's not a problem. No. I'll be over by 6:00. Okay. 146 00:08:51,886 --> 00:08:53,596 5:00 p.m. Dr. House checks out. 147 00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:55,056 It's 4:45. 148 00:08:55,181 --> 00:08:56,266 I was rounding up. 149 00:08:57,308 --> 00:09:00,353 Carol Moffatt. Please see Dr. House in Exam 1. 150 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:02,105 Whoa, whoa, not so fast, Cathy. 151 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,481 It's Carol. 152 00:09:03,606 --> 00:09:06,609 Trouble with the leg? 153 00:09:08,653 --> 00:09:09,946 When's the wedding? 154 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,114 This Saturday. 155 00:09:11,239 --> 00:09:13,283 Not much time to fit into that pretty dress. 156 00:09:13,408 --> 00:09:15,201 And no time for practical shoe shopping. 157 00:09:15,326 --> 00:09:17,453 You're running two miles a day further than you should be. 158 00:09:17,579 --> 00:09:18,538 It hurts right... 159 00:09:18,663 --> 00:09:20,832 New shoes, less miles, and ix-nay on the afternoon Cokes. 160 00:09:20,957 --> 00:09:22,375 You're gonna look beautiful. 161 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,585 What's wrong with you? 162 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:25,378 I can't get my contact lenses out. 163 00:09:25,503 --> 00:09:27,046 Out of what? They're not in your eyes. 164 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:28,214 But they're red. 165 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:30,925 That's because you're trying to remove your corneas. 166 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:32,093 What's wrong with you? 167 00:09:32,218 --> 00:09:33,803 Lately, my wife has noticed that... 168 00:09:33,928 --> 00:09:37,348 Yeah, yeah. Symptoms. We're working on a personal best here. 169 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:41,019 Numbness in my feet and hands, constipation... 170 00:09:41,144 --> 00:09:44,063 And? Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private matters in... 171 00:09:44,189 --> 00:09:47,317 Well, neither would I if I was having trouble controlling my pee-pee. 172 00:09:47,442 --> 00:09:49,944 You're a dentist. Nitrous oxide poisoning. 173 00:09:50,069 --> 00:09:51,821 Which means you're either dipping into your own supply 174 00:09:51,946 --> 00:09:53,573 or you got a bad valve in the office. 175 00:09:53,698 --> 00:09:56,159 Laughing gas rehab's probably more expensive than the plumber. 176 00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:58,578 Meanwhile, get yourself some B-12. 177 00:09:58,703 --> 00:09:59,621 Who's left? 178 00:09:59,746 --> 00:10:01,122 I can't see. 179 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,961 No, I'm just screwing with you. It's a hangover. 180 00:10:07,086 --> 00:10:09,088 My English lit prof told me he'd fail me next time 181 00:10:09,214 --> 00:10:11,007 if I didn't show up with a doctor's note. 182 00:10:11,132 --> 00:10:12,467 Well, make friends with the dentist. 183 00:10:12,592 --> 00:10:17,055 He can give you a note, and maybe a little nitrous to take the edge off. 184 00:10:18,765 --> 00:10:20,767 CAMERON: Dr. House. 185 00:10:20,892 --> 00:10:22,560 He tested negative for steroids. 186 00:10:22,685 --> 00:10:24,562 Elevated beta 2 proteins, though. 187 00:10:24,687 --> 00:10:27,398 Could be cancerous, amyloidosis or lymphoma. 188 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:29,067 Or steroids. You guys got any money on you? 189 00:10:29,192 --> 00:10:31,319 He tested negative for steroids. 190 00:10:31,444 --> 00:10:32,737 I have a couple 20s on me. 191 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,530 Fifty of them? 192 00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:35,949 - Foreman? - The fat-pad biopsy 193 00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:38,993 and abdominal CT scan were negative for the cancers, but... 194 00:10:39,118 --> 00:10:41,454 That just leaves us with steroids. 195 00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,039 He tested negative for steroids. 196 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:46,042 Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer 197 00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:48,294 than by their colleagues struggling valiantly 198 00:10:48,419 --> 00:10:51,256 to find ways to hide steroid use. 199 00:10:51,381 --> 00:10:54,217 But there is one thing they can't hide. 200 00:11:00,098 --> 00:11:02,600 Hi. I'm Dr. House. 201 00:11:02,725 --> 00:11:05,395 And this is the coolest day of my life. 202 00:11:10,108 --> 00:11:10,942 (FOREMAN CLEARS THROAT) 203 00:11:11,067 --> 00:11:14,362 See? Steroid use shrinks the testicles. 204 00:11:15,905 --> 00:11:18,825 I'm clean, man. No steroids, no nothing. 205 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:22,078 Your lips say no, your prunes say yes. 206 00:11:22,203 --> 00:11:25,123 Hypogonadism. Isn't that a great word? 207 00:11:25,248 --> 00:11:27,125 Thanks. We don't get to say it nearly enough. 208 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:29,210 Start him on Lupron right away. 209 00:11:32,088 --> 00:11:35,300 These freaks are willing to defile themselves for mass entertainment. 210 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:38,261 For money. I feel sorry for them. 211 00:11:38,386 --> 00:11:41,014 He drops a clean urine, denies using steroids 212 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:44,100 then you're giving him a drug for what, steroid abuse? 213 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:47,603 No, no, it's not. It's got calcium in it. 214 00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:49,272 It's very good for the bones. 215 00:11:49,397 --> 00:11:52,567 Basically, at a molecular level, it's just milk. 216 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:57,155 WOMAN OVER PA: Dr. Whitman to Anesthesiology. 217 00:11:57,280 --> 00:12:00,074 How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy? 218 00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:02,118 - CUDDY: You put him on Lupron? - Uh-huh. 219 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,162 And you told them it was like milk. 220 00:12:04,287 --> 00:12:05,330 Yes. 221 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:08,416 Is there any way in which that is not a lie? 222 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:11,169 It's creamy. 223 00:12:11,836 --> 00:12:13,755 - But I had three reasons. - Good ones? 224 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,258 Well, we'll see in a minute. I'm just making them up now. 225 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:18,384 He lied to me first. 226 00:12:18,509 --> 00:12:20,803 Your mother did teach you two wrongs don't make a right. 227 00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:22,722 If he lies to me about not taking steroids, 228 00:12:22,847 --> 00:12:25,558 and I lie to him about not treating steroids, he's cured. 229 00:12:25,683 --> 00:12:26,893 - Adds up for me. - Second reason. 230 00:12:27,018 --> 00:12:28,895 If I told him the truth, he wouldn't have taken the stuff. 231 00:12:29,020 --> 00:12:31,773 And if he told you the truth, what would the stuff do to him? 232 00:12:31,898 --> 00:12:33,733 Severe respiratory problems. 233 00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:34,859 Third reason? 234 00:12:34,984 --> 00:12:37,820 I wanted to eliminate the placebo effect. 235 00:12:37,945 --> 00:12:39,530 Excellent. 236 00:12:39,655 --> 00:12:42,325 You and your lawyer can write a paper. 237 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:44,202 Which brings me to my fourth reason. 238 00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:46,037 I thought you said there were only three. 239 00:12:46,162 --> 00:12:48,122 - I thought you'd buy one of them. - Seriously? 240 00:12:48,247 --> 00:12:49,624 He's not gonna sue. 241 00:12:49,749 --> 00:12:53,252 Because his lawyer is a nice guy who'll realize it's unfair to blame us 242 00:12:53,378 --> 00:12:55,963 for ruining this kid's $100-million career. 243 00:12:56,089 --> 00:12:57,965 Good guess, but no. 244 00:12:58,091 --> 00:13:00,259 If the Lupron causes respiratory problems, 245 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:02,553 it means he's not on steroids. 246 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:05,556 Which means there's something else wrong with him. 247 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:11,437 And the choices for that something else are almost universally very bad. 248 00:13:12,105 --> 00:13:14,857 (GASPING) 249 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,545 HOUSE: Osteopenia messing his bones up. 250 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:39,424 Hypogonadism, impaired liver function, kidney function. 251 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:44,429 And we have managed to find the only professional athlete in the galaxy 252 00:13:44,554 --> 00:13:46,472 who is not on steroids. 253 00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:48,516 And it's not cancer. 254 00:13:48,641 --> 00:13:49,892 So what's killing him? 255 00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:53,020 Who shares my suspicions that the Yankees were somehow involved? 256 00:13:53,146 --> 00:13:57,191 Shrunken testicles indicate his body's not putting out enough testosterone. 257 00:13:57,316 --> 00:14:00,069 Throw out the lungs. That was the Lupron, my fault. 258 00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:01,571 Don't worry. I'll send him a nice note. 259 00:14:01,696 --> 00:14:03,322 What about something environmental? 260 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,741 Arsenic, mercury. The symptoms could indicate... 261 00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:08,953 Pretty small environment. Wife's fine, no one else is sick. 262 00:14:09,078 --> 00:14:11,164 If you throw out the kidneys, everything else adds up. 263 00:14:11,289 --> 00:14:13,833 The testicles, the bones, the impaired liver function 264 00:14:13,958 --> 00:14:16,085 could all be caused by a breakdown of his adrenal glands. 265 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:19,046 Addison's disease. I like it. 266 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,965 Mainly, of course, because the treatment is... 267 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,467 Steroids. 268 00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:23,843 Enough irony for all of us. 269 00:14:23,968 --> 00:14:25,803 Treatment would cause him to retain fluid. 270 00:14:25,928 --> 00:14:28,514 With the kidneys almost shut down already, he'll die. 271 00:14:28,639 --> 00:14:30,766 So we'll get him a new kidney. 272 00:14:30,892 --> 00:14:33,186 Your theory is that Addison's is causing all the symptoms 273 00:14:33,311 --> 00:14:35,313 except for the kidney problems. 274 00:14:35,438 --> 00:14:37,064 What's causing the kidney problems? 275 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:39,609 Cameron, if you had to make an ironic guess right about now... 276 00:14:39,734 --> 00:14:40,985 He tested negative for steroids. 277 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,195 He tested negative for steroids. 278 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,906 Agreed. He's not on steroids now. 279 00:14:45,031 --> 00:14:46,949 But if he was on them at any time in the last five years, 280 00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:49,952 it could have caused the kidney damage. 281 00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:53,956 You see, kidneys don't wear watches. 282 00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:56,667 Sure, gall bladders do, 283 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,629 but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time. 284 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:03,299 Steroid damage could take years. 285 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:06,135 No steroids. How many times does he have to tell you? 286 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:07,303 I don't know. 287 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:10,806 How many times did he lie about cocaine before coming clean with the League? 288 00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:12,099 That's completely different. 289 00:15:12,225 --> 00:15:13,726 Oh, that's right, I remember. 290 00:15:13,851 --> 00:15:15,353 You never did come clean. 291 00:15:15,478 --> 00:15:18,731 The League was out to get you. They faked the blood tests. 292 00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:20,525 You had to get yourself a lawyer and everything. 293 00:15:20,650 --> 00:15:24,320 If Hank says he never used steroids, that's the truth. 294 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,488 That's too bad, 295 00:15:25,613 --> 00:15:29,992 because our theory is that the kidney damage is caused by "A," 296 00:15:30,117 --> 00:15:32,203 and everything else is caused by "B." 297 00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:34,997 The beauty of this theory is that we can treat "A" and "B." 298 00:15:35,122 --> 00:15:38,709 But if you add the kidney symptoms back into the mix, 299 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,712 then we are looking at another letter altogether, 300 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:44,006 one that is apparently not in the alphabet. 301 00:15:44,131 --> 00:15:48,803 We can't fix the bones, no more baseball, no more breathing, 302 00:15:48,928 --> 00:15:50,805 no more brain function. 303 00:15:52,181 --> 00:15:54,016 LOLA: Get another explanation. 304 00:15:54,141 --> 00:15:57,019 Okay. Yeah, I think I got one in my other pants. 305 00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:00,147 Hold on. 306 00:16:03,276 --> 00:16:05,570 Five years ago. Bangor, Maine. 307 00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:10,157 My pitching coach had me on something. I never knew what it was. 308 00:16:10,283 --> 00:16:13,452 And you never tried too hard to find out, either. 309 00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:18,332 I gained 12 pounds of muscle in, like, four weeks. 310 00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:19,959 I'm sorry, babe. 311 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:24,171 (EXCLAIMS) 312 00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:27,133 How you doing, Doc? 313 00:16:27,258 --> 00:16:29,176 Good. Very good, yeah. 314 00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:36,851 You want me to put Hank Wiggen on the transplant list. 315 00:16:36,976 --> 00:16:40,146 He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some. 316 00:16:40,271 --> 00:16:42,898 Well, they like to save them for people who have... 317 00:16:43,024 --> 00:16:45,151 How do I put this? Kidney problems. 318 00:16:45,276 --> 00:16:48,070 He's a professional ball player. Brings joy to millions. 319 00:16:48,195 --> 00:16:50,990 Do you really want to be known as the hospital that sent him home to die? 320 00:16:51,115 --> 00:16:54,869 That's a great idea. We could be the hospital that killed two people, 321 00:16:54,994 --> 00:16:58,623 the guy who deserved the kidney, and the ball player we bumped up the list 322 00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:00,291 when we weren't even sure what was wrong with him. 323 00:17:00,416 --> 00:17:02,001 Everything else is related to the Addison's. 324 00:17:02,126 --> 00:17:04,545 The test for Addison's was inconclusive. 325 00:17:04,670 --> 00:17:07,381 The test for Addison's is always inconclusive. 326 00:17:07,506 --> 00:17:10,551 Why do we do it at all? We should just ask you. 327 00:17:16,223 --> 00:17:17,933 You're not putting him on the list. 328 00:17:18,059 --> 00:17:20,728 Your powers of deduction are breathtaking. 329 00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:23,189 You take a perverse pleasure in turning me down. 330 00:17:23,314 --> 00:17:25,066 What I live for. 331 00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:28,819 Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day. 332 00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:31,739 Ask me something I can say "yes" to. 333 00:17:36,952 --> 00:17:38,663 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 334 00:17:49,048 --> 00:17:51,717 Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I didn't know you were busy. 335 00:17:51,842 --> 00:17:53,052 Want me to come back? 336 00:17:53,177 --> 00:17:54,512 Is he on the list? 337 00:17:54,637 --> 00:17:55,846 No. 338 00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:57,348 Then I'm giving him one of mine. 339 00:17:57,473 --> 00:17:58,724 Okay- 340 00:17:58,849 --> 00:18:00,267 You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea? 341 00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:03,187 Why give a kidney to someone who might not be able to use it? 342 00:18:03,312 --> 00:18:04,855 Not my area. 343 00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,692 That is, however, my chair. 344 00:18:08,901 --> 00:18:10,528 When do we do it? 345 00:18:10,653 --> 00:18:12,488 Very noble gesture. 346 00:18:13,197 --> 00:18:16,659 My favorite kind. Dramatic, yet completely empty. 347 00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:18,744 The chances of nonidentical twins being a... 348 00:18:18,869 --> 00:18:19,829 You live alone? 349 00:18:19,954 --> 00:18:21,080 You writing a book? 350 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:23,916 I made it a question just 'cause it's more polite. 351 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,127 You've got a big "keep out" sign stapled on your forehead. 352 00:18:26,252 --> 00:18:29,088 That explains it. I told them to put it on my door. 353 00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:34,427 Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, 354 00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:36,846 you should at least be able to see it in other people. 355 00:18:36,971 --> 00:18:39,223 Yeah. Right. True love. 356 00:18:39,348 --> 00:18:41,517 That's just how we match organs these days. 357 00:18:41,642 --> 00:18:46,147 There's a couple in France, high school sweethearts, they're trading brains. 358 00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:49,024 We're a match. Run your tests. 359 00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:54,946 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 360 00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:55,990 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 361 00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:06,208 Hey. Did the lab call? Is she a match? 362 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,376 Haven't heard yet. 363 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:10,880 You got a text message, though. "Friday night." Very cryptic. 364 00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:14,717 Gee, thanks for checking. Can you cover for me? 365 00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:16,719 Oncology seminar. Right. 366 00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:19,764 Friday night the same thing as the car trouble? 367 00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:21,182 I had car trouble. 368 00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:24,435 House says you were lying. I believe him. 369 00:19:24,560 --> 00:19:27,980 What's that? You got a little wet smudge at the end of your nose. 370 00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:30,816 Hey, I like the guy. He says what he wants, does what he wants. 371 00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:32,985 He won't talk to anyone unless he can jerk them around. 372 00:19:33,110 --> 00:19:36,030 Or needs 1,000 bucks. What is with that? 373 00:19:36,989 --> 00:19:38,240 I scored. 374 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:44,330 It's a brave new world, Doc, and we are the cutting edge. 375 00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:50,961 You are looking at two all-access passes 376 00:19:51,086 --> 00:19:52,922 to paradise itself. 377 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,633 How much? 378 00:19:55,758 --> 00:19:58,219 True cost? No man can say. 379 00:19:58,344 --> 00:20:00,137 Could that man's accountant say? 380 00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:02,807 (SIGHS) One thousand dollars. Friday night. 381 00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:06,936 The biggest official monster truck jam in the history of New Jersey. 382 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:11,065 Okay, please tell me you didn't just say Friday night. 383 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:12,942 Whatever you've got, you cancel. 384 00:20:13,067 --> 00:20:14,819 I can't do it. 385 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:17,196 Listen, they only give these tickets to owners. 386 00:20:17,321 --> 00:20:19,031 Anytime we want to be in the middle of the track, 387 00:20:19,156 --> 00:20:20,324 we're in the middle of the track. 388 00:20:20,449 --> 00:20:23,869 These tickets are so good, we have to sign a release. 389 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:27,122 I mean it. We do this, we could die. 390 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:30,459 I've got the oncology thing. 391 00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,920 The rectal cancer lecture, they booked me a year ago. 392 00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:34,755 (STAMMERING) I can't get out. 393 00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,590 There's no way out. 394 00:20:37,716 --> 00:20:41,303 Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends. 395 00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:43,347 (SCOFFS) 396 00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:47,977 What? You're saying I've only got one friend? 397 00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:51,564 And who? 398 00:20:53,023 --> 00:20:54,942 Kevin in Bookkeeping. 399 00:20:55,943 --> 00:20:58,112 Okay, well, first of all, his name's Carl. 400 00:20:58,237 --> 00:20:59,864 I call him Kevin. 401 00:20:59,989 --> 00:21:02,783 It's his secret-friendship-club name. 402 00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:05,911 - It's hookers. - CAMERON: Oh, my God! 403 00:21:06,036 --> 00:21:08,080 Multiple hookers. I mean, House is House, right? 404 00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:10,499 He's gotta have it his way. Four or five women. 405 00:21:10,624 --> 00:21:11,959 This isn't even funny. 406 00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:13,878 What? You don't think he has sex? 407 00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:15,212 No, of course he... 408 00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,590 He doesn't have sex, he makes love. 409 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:19,592 I didn't say that. 410 00:21:19,717 --> 00:21:20,885 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 411 00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:23,762 It's the lab. 412 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:25,347 Dr. Foreman. 413 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,101 MAN OVER PA: Respiratory Therapy, call 4502. 414 00:21:29,935 --> 00:21:32,313 Respiratory Therapy, pick up 4502. 415 00:21:32,438 --> 00:21:34,899 If you have the results, I'd like you to talk to both of us. 416 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:37,234 If you don't, I'm late for a meeting. 417 00:21:37,359 --> 00:21:40,779 Believe me. I'd much rather be with your better half. 418 00:21:40,905 --> 00:21:41,906 And by better half, 419 00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:44,825 of course, I mean the one who struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches 420 00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:46,744 and talks a lot less. 421 00:21:47,286 --> 00:21:50,956 But I thought I would talk to you first, and alone. 422 00:21:51,081 --> 00:21:53,792 I got your results back from the lab. 423 00:21:54,501 --> 00:21:56,086 You do match. 424 00:21:57,963 --> 00:21:59,214 I do? 425 00:22:04,595 --> 00:22:06,388 You're also pregnant. 426 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,315 You can't be a donor. 427 00:22:18,609 --> 00:22:20,903 Not in your current condition. 428 00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:37,086 Excuse me. I have to go talk to my husband. 429 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,735 Heart looks good. We can schedule the transplant. 430 00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,529 No transplant. 431 00:23:03,654 --> 00:23:05,155 Lola's not gonna have an abortion. 432 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:09,743 Actually, your wife just told me that she was making an appointment. 433 00:23:09,868 --> 00:23:12,371 I don't care what she said. 434 00:23:12,496 --> 00:23:14,456 I think you two need to discuss this further. 435 00:23:14,581 --> 00:23:17,918 We've been trying to get pregnant almost since we met. 436 00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:20,879 Well, it's your wife's decision whether or not... 437 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:24,675 She wants to trade a child for a kidney. That's murder. 438 00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:26,885 I'm not gonna let her do that. 439 00:23:29,179 --> 00:23:31,849 Foreman says we've got a problem about the transplant. 440 00:23:31,974 --> 00:23:36,729 If she terminates the pregnancy, he's not gonna let himself die on principle. 441 00:23:37,896 --> 00:23:40,899 Would you give up a baby for someone you love? 442 00:23:41,608 --> 00:23:44,194 Please tell me I don't have to decide. 443 00:23:46,030 --> 00:23:48,449 It depends. How long would they live? 444 00:23:48,574 --> 00:23:51,035 This is a pragmatic question for you? 445 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:53,037 Fifty years, no problem. 446 00:23:53,162 --> 00:23:55,956 Six months, I say let him die. 447 00:23:56,081 --> 00:23:57,041 I've actually given this a lot of thought. 448 00:23:57,166 --> 00:24:01,462 My personal tipping point is seven years, eight months and 14 days. 449 00:24:01,587 --> 00:24:02,880 I couldn't do it. 450 00:24:03,005 --> 00:24:04,173 You found religion? 451 00:24:04,298 --> 00:24:06,425 Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life? 452 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,927 There seems to be a correlation. 453 00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:16,977 I'm... 454 00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:22,441 Do you like monster trucks? 455 00:24:23,567 --> 00:24:24,860 I don't know what they are. 456 00:24:24,985 --> 00:24:26,195 Right. 457 00:24:28,697 --> 00:24:31,283 I've got two tickets. Friday night. 458 00:24:32,284 --> 00:24:33,786 Are you asking me to go with you? 459 00:24:33,911 --> 00:24:35,913 Sure. Sounds good. 460 00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:38,415 Like a date? 461 00:24:39,833 --> 00:24:42,961 Exactly. Except for the date part. 462 00:24:46,465 --> 00:24:47,883 Forget it. 463 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:51,762 No, I was gonna go to the oncology dinner. 464 00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:54,890 Of course. You have to hear Wilson's lecture. 465 00:24:55,641 --> 00:24:58,977 No. I just found out he canceled, like, two weeks ago. 466 00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:08,278 So, what do I wear? 467 00:25:10,989 --> 00:25:12,116 Still with us, Hank? 468 00:25:12,241 --> 00:25:13,242 Yeah. I'm here. 469 00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:15,202 My chest feels funny. 470 00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:18,372 Tachycardia. Your heart's beating too fast. 471 00:25:18,497 --> 00:25:22,251 We're sorting it out. But you stay with us, all right? 472 00:25:22,376 --> 00:25:23,544 Keep talking to us, Hank! 473 00:25:23,669 --> 00:25:24,670 Where's Lola? 474 00:25:24,795 --> 00:25:26,755 Ten units of insulin subQ, an IV push D50. 475 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:27,798 NURSE 1: Base is still dropping. 476 00:25:27,923 --> 00:25:29,258 Why is his potassium up? 477 00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:30,634 Damned if I know. 478 00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:32,719 Kayexalate, too. We gotta suck that potassium out of him. 479 00:25:32,845 --> 00:25:33,929 We gotta get his heart rate down. 480 00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,180 NURSE 1: We need a crash cart! 481 00:25:35,305 --> 00:25:36,390 NURSE 2: You got it. 482 00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:39,560 It's definitely not Addison's. 483 00:25:39,685 --> 00:25:41,436 It's not steroids, either. 484 00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:44,064 NURSE 1: Set. Help in here, please! 485 00:25:44,857 --> 00:25:48,902 His heart rate is 130 and rising like a Randy Johnson line drive. 486 00:25:49,945 --> 00:25:51,238 "A" for effort. 487 00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:52,781 There's no point in doing the transplant. 488 00:25:52,906 --> 00:25:54,241 Even if he was stable enough, 489 00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:57,327 it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him. 490 00:25:58,078 --> 00:26:00,914 CHASE: First it's too high, now it's too low? 491 00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:06,003 FOREMAN: His heart's not responding to the atropine. 492 00:26:06,837 --> 00:26:08,005 Heart rate's down to 40. 493 00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:09,131 I thought it was up. 494 00:26:09,256 --> 00:26:11,758 Now it's down. Last time, he went out at 35. 495 00:26:11,884 --> 00:26:12,885 What's wrong? 496 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:14,219 I have no idea. 497 00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:20,809 Hit him with the atropine before he gets to 35 again. 498 00:26:20,934 --> 00:26:23,145 FOREMAN: We've already given him three milliliters. 499 00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:25,564 HOUSE: Apparently that's not enough. 500 00:26:26,523 --> 00:26:28,442 CHASE: We can't stabilize his heart rate. 501 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,194 HOUSE: What did you do to him? Kayexalate. 502 00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:33,572 His pulse was through the roof. So was his potassium. 503 00:26:33,697 --> 00:26:34,865 CHASE: It wouldn't do this. 504 00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:36,158 Something did. 505 00:26:40,579 --> 00:26:43,540 Call me when he's stable. Or dead. 506 00:26:53,550 --> 00:26:55,594 I remember the first time. 507 00:26:57,387 --> 00:26:59,932 You weren't even supposed to be pitching that day. 508 00:27:00,057 --> 00:27:02,226 I'd flown all the way to Tokyo to watch this kid, 509 00:27:02,351 --> 00:27:06,438 and he gets tossed for arguing a call in the first inning. 510 00:27:08,565 --> 00:27:11,485 Your pitches. Perfect. 511 00:27:13,278 --> 00:27:16,114 Ball seemed to go faster than your arm. 512 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:20,744 It was like the rules didn't apply, like physics couldn't slow you down. 513 00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:24,456 Hot damn, it was beautiful. 514 00:27:28,919 --> 00:27:30,420 Hey, Warner. 515 00:27:31,463 --> 00:27:34,258 Hey, kid. How you feeling? 516 00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:36,093 I hurt. 517 00:27:37,052 --> 00:27:40,055 My arm, my head, everywhere. 518 00:27:41,223 --> 00:27:43,976 They must've dialed down the morphine. 519 00:27:44,101 --> 00:27:46,937 That's just wrong, man. You're in pain. 520 00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:51,149 Hey, I got something for you. 521 00:27:54,444 --> 00:27:55,737 No. 522 00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:58,824 A doc in St. Louis gave them to me for migraine. 523 00:27:58,949 --> 00:28:00,951 I'm an addict. I can't take that. 524 00:28:01,076 --> 00:28:02,828 Even Lola was okay with the morphine. 525 00:28:02,953 --> 00:28:05,664 This stuffs just a little stronger. 526 00:28:05,789 --> 00:28:06,957 Come on. 527 00:28:13,338 --> 00:28:15,424 I'll just try one, Warner. 528 00:28:16,717 --> 00:28:19,720 MAN OVER PA: Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 529 00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:23,724 Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 530 00:28:23,849 --> 00:28:25,934 Three more symptoms. 531 00:28:26,059 --> 00:28:29,688 Heart rate up. Heart rate down. Now he's hallucinating. 532 00:28:29,813 --> 00:28:32,232 You gotta promise not to tell Lola. 533 00:28:32,899 --> 00:28:33,859 Okay, coach? 534 00:28:33,984 --> 00:28:35,819 He's not just dreaming? 535 00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:38,572 No REM. He's actually awake. 536 00:28:39,364 --> 00:28:40,365 Drugs? 537 00:28:40,490 --> 00:28:41,867 Not psychedelics. 538 00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:44,536 Not with the heart symptoms. 539 00:28:44,661 --> 00:28:47,122 Well, hallucinations would point to digitalis. 540 00:28:47,331 --> 00:28:49,124 It would also mess up his heart. 541 00:28:50,042 --> 00:28:53,712 But he's not on it. And why would he take it? 542 00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:56,340 Yeah. 543 00:28:57,049 --> 00:28:58,925 Pithy analysis. 544 00:28:59,051 --> 00:29:02,137 I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner. 545 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,389 I'm sorry I'm gonna miss it. 546 00:29:04,514 --> 00:29:06,725 I'm sorry about the monster trucks. 547 00:29:06,850 --> 00:29:09,895 No, I think it's great. You're giving back. 548 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:15,025 Only thing is, 549 00:29:17,444 --> 00:29:19,029 digitalis, 550 00:29:20,364 --> 00:29:23,075 it would only explain the later symptoms, 551 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:25,035 not the original ones. 552 00:29:34,544 --> 00:29:37,923 Sure, you know, it's got a lot of movement. 553 00:29:38,048 --> 00:29:39,800 Problem is, everybody sees the movement. 554 00:29:39,925 --> 00:29:43,512 You're throwing your curveball like you're throwing a curveball. 555 00:29:43,637 --> 00:29:45,555 Deception. That's the... 556 00:29:47,891 --> 00:29:48,975 Same motion. 557 00:29:49,101 --> 00:29:51,520 Less movement, but it won't come back at you. 558 00:29:51,645 --> 00:29:54,523 MAN: All right, outfielders, move in! Right there! 559 00:29:58,026 --> 00:29:59,820 How'd you get in here? 560 00:29:59,945 --> 00:30:03,365 Spoke Spanish. Told them I was the new shortstop from the Dominican. 561 00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:04,825 How's Hank doing? 562 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:06,034 Lousy. 563 00:30:07,994 --> 00:30:12,374 Around your fingernails, that swelling, it's called clubbing. 564 00:30:13,250 --> 00:30:16,294 Hippocrates noticed that a lot of his friends who also had that 565 00:30:16,420 --> 00:30:18,797 tended to frequently grab their chests and die. 566 00:30:18,922 --> 00:30:22,092 Yeah, I got a heart condition. What's wrong with Hank? 567 00:30:22,217 --> 00:30:23,552 What do you take for it? 568 00:30:23,677 --> 00:30:24,886 Digitalis. 569 00:30:25,387 --> 00:30:27,013 Got them with you? 570 00:30:29,641 --> 00:30:30,934 That's weird. 571 00:30:31,059 --> 00:30:33,437 I just filled this prescription a couple days ago. 572 00:30:33,562 --> 00:30:35,689 There's another bottle here. 573 00:30:35,814 --> 00:30:37,607 Don't bother. 574 00:30:37,732 --> 00:30:39,985 Hank Wiggen stole your pills. 575 00:30:40,902 --> 00:30:42,904 He tried to kill himself. 576 00:30:59,045 --> 00:31:00,630 So what happened? 577 00:31:03,049 --> 00:31:05,927 He left the bottle open while he went to get some water? 578 00:31:06,052 --> 00:31:08,555 Next time, just take the whole bottle. 579 00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,056 Hey, man, you got no right. 580 00:31:10,182 --> 00:31:12,976 See, people remember how many they've got. 581 00:31:14,269 --> 00:31:16,563 Date's right on the label, number of pills, 582 00:31:16,688 --> 00:31:17,939 a regular person can do the math. 583 00:31:18,064 --> 00:31:19,441 But a junkie doesn't have to, 584 00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:22,903 because how many pills he's got left, that's all he's thinking about. 585 00:31:23,028 --> 00:31:24,988 Big insurance policy? 586 00:31:26,948 --> 00:31:29,034 This isn't about the money. 587 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:30,827 Not for you, no. 588 00:31:30,952 --> 00:31:35,081 Most reputable stores won't cash your checks after you're dead. 589 00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:38,960 But for Lola, well, girls like that, they're all about the money. 590 00:31:39,085 --> 00:31:41,087 Don't you say that. 591 00:31:41,213 --> 00:31:43,298 She already saved my life. 592 00:31:43,965 --> 00:31:45,759 I was dead in Japan, and she brought me back. 593 00:31:45,884 --> 00:31:49,179 Everything since then, that's gravy. That's more than I deserve. 594 00:31:49,304 --> 00:31:51,598 - You owe her? - Everything. 595 00:31:52,015 --> 00:31:56,728 So, the attempted suicide, the scaring her to death, what is that? 596 00:31:56,853 --> 00:31:59,022 That's gratitude? Love? 597 00:31:59,689 --> 00:32:01,233 Yeah, I get that. 598 00:32:03,026 --> 00:32:05,820 Well, take out what you did to yourself yesterday. 599 00:32:05,946 --> 00:32:08,657 We're back to the kidneys and the bones. 600 00:32:10,283 --> 00:32:12,536 I'm scheduling the transplant. 601 00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:19,918 Never visit a patient. 602 00:32:20,043 --> 00:32:21,753 I want that baby! 603 00:32:21,878 --> 00:32:24,548 Even if I'm gone, that's a piece of me and Lola, 604 00:32:24,673 --> 00:32:27,217 breathing, walking around town, 605 00:32:27,968 --> 00:32:29,553 going to baseball games. 606 00:32:31,721 --> 00:32:35,976 If there's any more transplant talk from you, or Lola, or anybody else, 607 00:32:36,101 --> 00:32:38,395 I won't screw it up this time. 608 00:32:39,187 --> 00:32:41,481 I'll take myself out for good. 609 00:32:44,276 --> 00:32:46,736 I'll start treating the Addison's, 610 00:32:46,861 --> 00:32:49,281 which will most likely destroy what's left of your kidneys. 611 00:32:49,406 --> 00:32:51,950 Fine. Start the treatment. 612 00:32:52,158 --> 00:32:53,159 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 613 00:32:53,535 --> 00:32:56,037 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 614 00:32:58,707 --> 00:32:59,833 Hey. 615 00:33:03,503 --> 00:33:05,463 Hank Wiggen peed on me. 616 00:33:05,922 --> 00:33:07,757 What do you think these pants are worth on eBay? 617 00:33:07,882 --> 00:33:10,010 I've got some big-boy diapers in my office. 618 00:33:10,135 --> 00:33:11,553 The rep hands them out like candy. 619 00:33:11,678 --> 00:33:12,929 Is it that bad? 620 00:33:13,054 --> 00:33:15,056 No, not if you like the smell of urine. 621 00:33:15,181 --> 00:33:16,808 Of course, why should I trust someone 622 00:33:16,933 --> 00:33:20,103 who lies about what he's doing Friday night? 623 00:33:21,271 --> 00:33:23,690 Question is, what are you really doing Friday night? 624 00:33:23,815 --> 00:33:27,819 Or more to the point, what could possibly be better than monster trucks? 625 00:33:27,944 --> 00:33:30,030 Or are we breaking up? 626 00:33:35,243 --> 00:33:36,828 (SIGHS) 627 00:33:47,255 --> 00:33:50,133 Stacy's coming into town this weekend. 628 00:33:50,258 --> 00:33:52,135 We're having dinner. 629 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,387 Just catching up. 630 00:33:55,805 --> 00:33:58,266 I definitely had pants here. 631 00:33:58,391 --> 00:34:01,061 Wait a second. Is that Stacy the stripper? 632 00:34:01,186 --> 00:34:03,063 I heard she's playing Atlantic City. 633 00:34:03,188 --> 00:34:07,192 No, Stacy the constitutional lawyer. 634 00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:11,363 You thought I couldn't handle this news. 635 00:34:14,574 --> 00:34:16,451 You talk to her a lot? 636 00:34:17,077 --> 00:34:19,996 No, it's been a long time. 637 00:34:22,957 --> 00:34:24,626 If you don't want me to see her... 638 00:34:24,751 --> 00:34:27,545 What is this, eighth grade? I'm fine. 639 00:34:28,171 --> 00:34:29,506 It's fine if you're upset. 640 00:34:29,631 --> 00:34:31,091 No, it's... 641 00:34:33,093 --> 00:34:35,053 I have no right to be upset. 642 00:34:35,804 --> 00:34:37,597 You two were friends. 643 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,227 You should see her. 644 00:34:43,061 --> 00:34:44,979 Say hi for me. 645 00:34:45,105 --> 00:34:47,399 So, you're okay? 646 00:34:47,524 --> 00:34:51,945 I'm not the cancer doctor who's lying about a cancer dinner. 647 00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:57,575 I'm not the one betraying all those poor little bald-headed, dying kids. 648 00:35:00,578 --> 00:35:03,581 I'm gonna go get some pants. I stink. 649 00:35:10,672 --> 00:35:13,800 You're treating him for Addison's and you don't think it's gonna work? 650 00:35:13,925 --> 00:35:15,135 He tried to kill himself. 651 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:16,386 I know. 652 00:35:17,095 --> 00:35:21,891 He's confused. We can have another baby. I can make him understand that. 653 00:35:22,016 --> 00:35:23,184 I'm having an abortion. We do the... 654 00:35:23,309 --> 00:35:24,310 No. 655 00:35:24,436 --> 00:35:26,521 I can make decisions about my body. 656 00:35:26,646 --> 00:35:30,608 And he can make decisions about his. He doesn't want your kidney. 657 00:35:31,943 --> 00:35:34,988 So, he'll die? 658 00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:39,159 Probably. 659 00:35:57,135 --> 00:36:00,722 If you keep that appointment, he'll also probably die. 660 00:36:06,102 --> 00:36:07,479 Keep the baby. 661 00:36:20,784 --> 00:36:22,827 Are you just being polite? 662 00:36:25,705 --> 00:36:27,749 'Cause my pants are... 663 00:36:27,874 --> 00:36:29,584 Oh, they're all wet. 664 00:36:35,006 --> 00:36:36,758 You can't smell that? 665 00:36:39,302 --> 00:36:41,930 You think she'll abort anyway, try to force his hand? 666 00:36:42,055 --> 00:36:44,724 No, she's not gonna risk losing him. 667 00:36:45,975 --> 00:36:46,976 (CHUCKLES) 668 00:36:47,393 --> 00:36:49,020 That's funny? 669 00:36:49,771 --> 00:36:53,566 No, the monster trucks. House asking you, that's... 670 00:36:53,691 --> 00:36:54,692 That's funny. 671 00:36:54,818 --> 00:36:57,862 I was the first person he ran into. He just asked me. 672 00:36:57,987 --> 00:36:59,989 Yeah, like a date. 673 00:37:00,114 --> 00:37:03,034 Exactly. Except for the date part. 674 00:37:08,414 --> 00:37:10,792 If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, 675 00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,753 we've got some product you should check out. 676 00:37:15,088 --> 00:37:16,506 Hey, Dr. Foreman. 677 00:37:16,631 --> 00:37:19,801 Courtesy of the generous Sharon and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals. 678 00:37:19,926 --> 00:37:22,971 I was just telling the guys about the Bermuda conference in April. 679 00:37:23,096 --> 00:37:25,849 Three days of sun and scuba, and one hour of lecture. 680 00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:28,518 Oh, God, do we have to go to the lecture? 681 00:37:28,643 --> 00:37:30,728 HOUSE: So, you're the new Arnie. 682 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,649 Dr. House. It's good to see you. 683 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:37,902 Would you get me a coffee? Black, no sugar. 684 00:37:45,994 --> 00:37:47,704 Okay, so who is it? 685 00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:51,165 Come on. She's sleeping with one of you. 686 00:37:51,291 --> 00:37:53,877 Oh, God, please tell me it's you. 687 00:37:54,002 --> 00:37:55,378 She buys lunches. She doesn't... 688 00:37:55,503 --> 00:37:58,965 Don't worry. You're not gay. You're adventurous. 689 00:37:59,090 --> 00:38:00,967 You think she's gonna prostitute herself? 690 00:38:01,092 --> 00:38:02,927 The three of us are that important to her? 691 00:38:03,052 --> 00:38:04,929 I'm afraid not, no. 692 00:38:05,054 --> 00:38:08,099 The groupies sleep with the roadies in order to get to Mick. 693 00:38:08,224 --> 00:38:09,809 And you're Mick? 694 00:38:09,934 --> 00:38:11,936 That was the metaphor I was making, yes. 695 00:38:12,061 --> 00:38:13,897 Why are you here? 696 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:17,650 Damn, it's you. 697 00:38:21,029 --> 00:38:24,574 It's not Addison's. New symptom. Inability to smell. 698 00:38:24,699 --> 00:38:25,909 I was just in Hank's room. 699 00:38:26,034 --> 00:38:29,370 He said it smelled like the men's room at Veterans Stadium. He was right. 700 00:38:29,495 --> 00:38:32,123 We rejected environmental causes because the wife was healthy. 701 00:38:32,248 --> 00:38:35,960 Well, she's not. Last six months, she can't smell a thing. 702 00:38:36,085 --> 00:38:38,296 If you think of them as one single patient, 703 00:38:38,796 --> 00:38:40,965 you add her symptoms to his... 704 00:38:41,424 --> 00:38:43,092 Cadmium poisoning. 705 00:38:43,885 --> 00:38:47,096 It explains everything. Even why they had so much trouble getting pregnant. 706 00:38:47,221 --> 00:38:49,307 How could they have gotten exposed to that much cadmium? 707 00:38:49,432 --> 00:38:52,268 Unless they were eating steel and batteries for breakfast. 708 00:38:52,393 --> 00:38:54,062 So, where else is cadmium? 709 00:38:54,187 --> 00:38:56,356 Some foods, polluted groundwater. 710 00:38:57,148 --> 00:38:58,274 We should check their home. 711 00:38:58,399 --> 00:39:01,110 I think I know how it happened. 712 00:39:01,569 --> 00:39:03,237 I'm gonna need another urine sample. 713 00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:05,073 - What for? - Sure. 714 00:39:05,448 --> 00:39:06,407 Whatever you want. 715 00:39:06,532 --> 00:39:09,786 Why wouldn't you give it to me before, but now it's no problem? 716 00:39:09,911 --> 00:39:11,496 I'm dying, right? 717 00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:13,581 So you've got nothing to lose this time. 718 00:39:14,958 --> 00:39:18,628 Begs the question, what were you worried about last time? 719 00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:20,755 The funny thing is, 720 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,841 when we tested you before, we were just looking for steroids. 721 00:39:23,967 --> 00:39:26,469 What should we look for now, Hank? 722 00:39:27,011 --> 00:39:30,139 Hank, what's the story? 723 00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:35,144 A little weed every now and then when no one was looking? 724 00:39:39,774 --> 00:39:41,192 I don't believe this. 725 00:39:41,317 --> 00:39:42,360 We quit. 726 00:39:42,485 --> 00:39:43,653 You did. 727 00:39:43,778 --> 00:39:46,406 If you'd kept going, you wouldn't have just lost your sense of smell. 728 00:39:46,531 --> 00:39:48,408 I quit the hard stuff. 729 00:39:49,492 --> 00:39:51,077 I just needed to relax. 730 00:39:51,202 --> 00:39:53,871 Based on the symptoms, you're a lot more than a social user. 731 00:39:53,997 --> 00:39:56,416 LOLA: So you've been lying to me all this time? 732 00:39:56,541 --> 00:39:57,542 I'm sorry. 733 00:39:57,667 --> 00:40:01,254 There must have been cadmium in the soil where the marijuana was grown. 734 00:40:01,379 --> 00:40:04,215 Some people get bone loss, kidney failure, 735 00:40:04,507 --> 00:40:06,801 some people's testes shrink, 736 00:40:06,926 --> 00:40:09,637 and some people lose their sense of smell. 737 00:40:10,346 --> 00:40:12,015 We'll start treatment right away. 738 00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:14,892 You should be fine by Opening Day. 739 00:40:15,018 --> 00:40:16,978 Baseball's in the summer, right? 740 00:40:17,103 --> 00:40:19,689 It didn't hurt the baby, did it? The cadmium? 741 00:40:19,814 --> 00:40:22,358 If you've been clean, the baby should be fine. 742 00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:23,735 Okay- 743 00:40:25,778 --> 00:40:30,199 Please. I'll stop everything. I'll go to meetings every day. 744 00:40:35,079 --> 00:40:36,247 Lola. 745 00:40:38,082 --> 00:40:39,625 Twice a day. 746 00:40:41,294 --> 00:40:42,879 How's the ballplayer doing? 747 00:40:43,004 --> 00:40:44,005 Much better. 748 00:40:44,130 --> 00:40:45,673 Too bad about his career. 749 00:40:45,798 --> 00:40:47,175 What do you mean? 750 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,302 Major League Baseball's collective bargaining agreement 751 00:40:49,427 --> 00:40:51,971 requires medical reports on all treatment. 752 00:40:52,096 --> 00:40:54,265 Given Hank's history, he's not likely to get much leniency. 753 00:40:54,390 --> 00:40:57,518 Why should they care that he's being treated for Addison's? 754 00:40:57,643 --> 00:40:59,228 You're not treating him for Addison's. 755 00:40:59,353 --> 00:41:00,897 My report says I am. 756 00:41:01,022 --> 00:41:03,441 You're lying on the report? 757 00:41:03,566 --> 00:41:05,610 Well, everybody does stupid things. 758 00:41:05,735 --> 00:41:08,988 It shouldn't cost them everything they want in life. 759 00:41:09,113 --> 00:41:11,824 No, it shouldn't, but it usually does. 760 00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:17,080 On the other hand, if it means someone can actually beat the Yankees... 761 00:41:20,958 --> 00:41:24,962 So what about House? ls there any way we can get him down there? 762 00:41:26,798 --> 00:41:29,092 You really want to talk about work? 763 00:41:30,968 --> 00:41:33,471 No. Not at all. 764 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,911 That was amazing! 765 00:41:57,036 --> 00:42:00,081 I'm telling you. Grave Digger never disappoints. 766 00:42:00,206 --> 00:42:01,916 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 767 00:42:06,796 --> 00:42:08,673 You ever been married? 768 00:42:09,841 --> 00:42:13,803 Well, now, let's not ruin a lovely night out by getting personal. 769 00:42:15,263 --> 00:42:17,765 I lived with someone for a while. 770 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:21,477 You gonna finish that? 771 00:42:25,064 --> 00:42:26,399 Okay. Okay. 772 00:42:26,524 --> 00:42:27,525 (GIGGLES) 773 00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:30,194 CAMERON: I'll race you to the car.