1 00:00:43,857 --> 00:00:45,233 (BELL RINGS) 2 00:00:47,027 --> 00:00:48,111 Why are you late? 3 00:00:48,236 --> 00:00:50,530 - You're not going to like the answer. - I already know the answer. 4 00:00:50,656 --> 00:00:51,698 I missed the bus. 5 00:00:51,823 --> 00:00:54,368 I don't doubt it. No bus stops near Brad's. 6 00:00:54,493 --> 00:00:57,120 You spent the night, the alarm didn't work, or maybe it did. 7 00:00:57,245 --> 00:00:58,789 I didn't sleep with him. 8 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,832 - Girl, either there's something... - I missed the bus! 9 00:01:00,957 --> 00:01:02,125 There's something either very wrong with you 10 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:04,378 or there's something very wrong with him. 11 00:01:04,503 --> 00:01:05,712 There's nothing wrong with him. 12 00:01:05,837 --> 00:01:07,547 Please tell me you know that for a fact. 13 00:01:07,673 --> 00:01:08,924 Melanie, I gotta go. 14 00:01:09,049 --> 00:01:10,175 You're lying, aren't you? 15 00:01:10,300 --> 00:01:13,136 I wouldn't lie to you. Good morning, guys! 16 00:01:13,261 --> 00:01:15,430 CLASS: Good morning, Ms. Rebecca! 17 00:01:15,555 --> 00:01:16,890 Everybody's in their seats? 18 00:01:17,015 --> 00:01:18,141 CLASS: Yes. 19 00:01:19,351 --> 00:01:20,477 Okay- 20 00:01:21,812 --> 00:01:25,273 Sydney, why don't you tell us what you did this weekend? 21 00:01:25,482 --> 00:01:28,318 Come on, Sydney. We know you're not shy. 22 00:01:28,443 --> 00:01:30,862 How come we always have to tell you what we did, 23 00:01:30,987 --> 00:01:32,197 and you never tell us what you did? 24 00:01:32,322 --> 00:01:33,740 (CHILDREN GIGGLING) 25 00:01:34,116 --> 00:01:35,242 Okay- 26 00:01:35,867 --> 00:01:38,662 I had a really great weekend. 27 00:01:38,787 --> 00:01:40,455 But you can't tell Ms. Melanie, okay? 28 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:42,249 What did you do? 29 00:01:42,749 --> 00:01:44,793 I made a new friend. 30 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:46,962 It's so much fun to make new friends, isn't it? 31 00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:48,714 Yeah. Yeah. 32 00:01:48,839 --> 00:01:52,175 Did you tell your mom and dad about your new friend? 33 00:01:52,926 --> 00:01:54,511 Absolutely. 34 00:01:54,636 --> 00:01:57,806 You should never keep anything from your parents. 35 00:01:57,931 --> 00:01:58,765 And I told mine... 36 00:01:58,890 --> 00:01:59,850 (GIBBERS) 37 00:01:59,975 --> 00:02:01,309 (CHILDREN GIGGLE) 38 00:02:01,685 --> 00:02:02,853 (CHUCKLES) 39 00:02:02,978 --> 00:02:04,104 (GIBBERISH) 40 00:02:04,229 --> 00:02:05,355 (CHILDREN GIGGLE) 41 00:02:07,482 --> 00:02:08,775 (CONTINUES GIBBERING) 42 00:02:26,877 --> 00:02:31,381 "C-A-L... 43 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:34,885 "H-E... The." 44 00:02:35,093 --> 00:02:37,095 GIRL: We know that word. "The." 45 00:02:39,431 --> 00:02:40,557 (GASPS) 46 00:02:45,729 --> 00:02:46,813 (GROANS) 47 00:03:02,913 --> 00:03:04,372 WILSON: Twenty-nine-year-old female. 48 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:05,874 First seizure one month ago. 49 00:03:05,999 --> 00:03:07,375 Lost the ability to speak. 50 00:03:07,501 --> 00:03:08,835 Babbled like a baby. 51 00:03:08,960 --> 00:03:11,171 Progressive deterioration of mental status. 52 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:12,214 HOUSE: You see that? 53 00:03:12,339 --> 00:03:14,800 They all assume that I'm a patient because of this cane. 54 00:03:14,925 --> 00:03:16,510 So put on a white coat like the rest of us. 55 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:18,553 I don't want them to think I'm a doctor. 56 00:03:18,678 --> 00:03:19,679 You see where the administration 57 00:03:19,805 --> 00:03:21,056 might have a problem with that attitude? 58 00:03:21,181 --> 00:03:22,974 People don't want a sick doctor. 59 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:24,142 That's fair enough. 60 00:03:24,267 --> 00:03:25,894 I don't like healthy patients. 61 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:27,103 The 29-year-old female... 62 00:03:27,229 --> 00:03:30,106 The one who can't talk? I like that part. 63 00:03:30,232 --> 00:03:31,983 She's my cousin. 64 00:03:32,317 --> 00:03:35,237 And your cousin doesn't like the diagnosis. 65 00:03:35,779 --> 00:03:37,697 I wouldn't either. Brain tumor. 66 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:39,449 She's going to die. Boring. 67 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:43,995 No wonder you're such a renowned diagnostician. 68 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,331 You don't need to actually know anything to figure out what's wrong. 69 00:03:46,456 --> 00:03:47,499 You're the oncologist. 70 00:03:47,624 --> 00:03:49,709 I'm just a lowly infectious disease guy. 71 00:03:49,835 --> 00:03:51,795 Yes. Just a simple country doctor. 72 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,880 Brain tumors at her age are highly unlikely. 73 00:03:54,005 --> 00:03:55,006 She's 29. 74 00:03:55,131 --> 00:03:56,591 Whatever she's got is highly unlikely. 75 00:03:56,716 --> 00:03:58,844 The protein markers for the three most prevalent brain cancers 76 00:03:58,969 --> 00:03:59,970 came up negative. 77 00:04:00,095 --> 00:04:01,304 That's an HMO lab. 78 00:04:01,429 --> 00:04:03,807 Might as well have sent it to a high school kid with a chemistry set. 79 00:04:03,932 --> 00:04:05,684 No family history. 80 00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:07,811 I thought your uncle died of cancer. 81 00:04:07,936 --> 00:04:09,688 Other side. No environmental factors. 82 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:10,814 That you know of. 83 00:04:10,939 --> 00:04:12,607 And she's not responding to radiation treatment. 84 00:04:12,732 --> 00:04:15,318 None of which is even close to dispositive. 85 00:04:15,443 --> 00:04:17,904 All it does is raise one question. 86 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:20,574 Your cousin goes to an HMO? 87 00:04:20,699 --> 00:04:21,992 Come on. 88 00:04:22,117 --> 00:04:23,910 Why leave all the fun for the coroner? 89 00:04:24,035 --> 00:04:27,747 What's the point of putting together a team if you're not gonna use them? 90 00:04:27,873 --> 00:04:30,959 You've got three overqualified doctors working for you, 91 00:04:31,084 --> 00:04:32,252 getting bored. 92 00:05:34,814 --> 00:05:36,399 FOREMAN: It's a lesion. 93 00:05:37,984 --> 00:05:39,361 And the big green thing 94 00:05:39,486 --> 00:05:41,738 in the middle of the bigger blue thing on a map 95 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:43,698 is an island. 96 00:05:43,823 --> 00:05:45,533 I was hoping for something a bit more creative. 97 00:05:45,659 --> 00:05:49,704 Shouldn't we be speaking to the patient before we start diagnosing? 98 00:05:49,829 --> 00:05:51,039 - Is she a doctor? - No, but... 99 00:05:51,164 --> 00:05:52,832 Everybody lies. 100 00:05:52,958 --> 00:05:54,793 Dr. House doesn't like dealing with patients. 101 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:57,087 Isn't treating patients why we became doctors? 102 00:05:57,212 --> 00:05:59,756 No. Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. 103 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,801 Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. 104 00:06:02,926 --> 00:06:06,346 So you're trying to eliminate the humanity from the practice of medicine? 105 00:06:06,471 --> 00:06:10,266 If we don't talk to them, they can't lie to us, and we can't lie to them. 106 00:06:10,392 --> 00:06:12,185 Humanity's overrated. 107 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,812 I don't think it's a tumor. 108 00:06:13,937 --> 00:06:15,563 First-year medical school, if you hear hoof beats, 109 00:06:15,689 --> 00:06:17,065 you think horses, not zebras. 110 00:06:17,190 --> 00:06:19,943 Are you in first-year medical school? 111 00:06:20,652 --> 00:06:23,488 No. First of all, there's nothing on the CAT scan. 112 00:06:23,613 --> 00:06:24,990 Second of all, if this is a horse, 113 00:06:25,115 --> 00:06:28,076 then her kindly family doctor in Trenton makes the obvious diagnosis, 114 00:06:28,201 --> 00:06:30,745 and it never gets near this office. 115 00:06:30,870 --> 00:06:32,122 Differential diagnosis, people. 116 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:34,332 If it's not a tumor, what are the suspects? 117 00:06:34,457 --> 00:06:36,418 Why couldn't she talk? 118 00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:39,421 Aneurysm, stroke or some other ischemic syndrome. 119 00:06:39,546 --> 00:06:40,714 Get her a contrast MRI. 120 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:42,173 Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease? 121 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:43,341 Mad cow? 122 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:44,426 Mad zebra. 123 00:06:44,551 --> 00:06:46,052 Wernicke's encephalopathy. 124 00:06:46,177 --> 00:06:48,221 No. Blood thiamine level was normal. 125 00:06:48,346 --> 00:06:51,558 The lab in Trenton could have screwed up the blood tests. 126 00:06:51,683 --> 00:06:55,812 I assume it's a corollary if people lie that people screw up. 127 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:57,647 Redraw the blood tests 128 00:06:57,772 --> 00:07:00,108 and get her scheduled for that contrast MRI. ASAP. 129 00:07:00,233 --> 00:07:02,736 Let's find out what kind of zebra we're treating here. 130 00:07:14,539 --> 00:07:16,833 WOMAN ON PA: Radiology, please call the page. 131 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,752 Radiology, please call the page. 132 00:07:25,050 --> 00:07:27,427 I was expecting you in my office 20 minutes ago. 133 00:07:27,552 --> 00:07:28,803 Really? Well, that's odd, 134 00:07:28,928 --> 00:07:30,722 because I had no intention of being in your office 20 minutes ago. 135 00:07:30,847 --> 00:07:32,182 You think we have nothing to talk about? 136 00:07:32,307 --> 00:07:34,434 No. I just can't think of anything I'd be interested in. 137 00:07:34,559 --> 00:07:35,560 I sign your paychecks. 138 00:07:35,685 --> 00:07:37,145 I have tenure. 139 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:41,524 Are you gonna grab my cane now, stop me from leaving? 140 00:07:41,649 --> 00:07:43,526 That would be juvenile. 141 00:07:48,573 --> 00:07:50,200 I can still fire you if you're not doing your job. 142 00:07:50,325 --> 00:07:51,409 I'm here from 9:00 to 5:00. 143 00:07:51,534 --> 00:07:53,828 Your billings are practically nonexistent. 144 00:07:53,953 --> 00:07:56,039 - Rough year. - You ignore requests for consults. 145 00:07:56,164 --> 00:07:57,290 I call back. Sometimes I misdial. 146 00:07:57,415 --> 00:07:59,834 You're six years behind on your obligations to the clinic. 147 00:07:59,959 --> 00:08:02,837 See? I was right. This doesn't interest me. 148 00:08:02,962 --> 00:08:06,299 Six years times three weeks, you owe me better than four months. 149 00:08:06,424 --> 00:08:08,468 It's 5:00. I'm going home. 150 00:08:09,969 --> 00:08:11,054 To what? 151 00:08:12,180 --> 00:08:13,348 Nice. 152 00:08:14,808 --> 00:08:18,937 Look, Dr. House, the only reason why I don't fire you 153 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:21,856 is because your reputation is still worth something to this hospital. 154 00:08:21,981 --> 00:08:23,608 Excellent. We have a point of agreement. 155 00:08:23,733 --> 00:08:24,818 You're not gonna fire me. 156 00:08:24,943 --> 00:08:27,570 Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job. 157 00:08:27,695 --> 00:08:29,948 The clinic is part of your job. 158 00:08:30,073 --> 00:08:31,324 I want you to do your job. 159 00:08:31,449 --> 00:08:33,451 But, as the philosopher Jagger once said, 160 00:08:33,576 --> 00:08:36,162 "You can't always get what you want." 161 00:08:43,002 --> 00:08:45,880 You're not my doctor. Are you Dr. House? 162 00:08:46,005 --> 00:08:47,924 Thankfully, no. I'm Dr. Chase. 163 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:50,051 Dr. House is the head of Diagnostic Medicine. 164 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:53,972 He's very busy, but he has taken a keen interest in your case. 165 00:08:58,184 --> 00:09:00,520 FOREMAN: We inject gadolinium into a vein. 166 00:09:00,645 --> 00:09:02,313 It distributes itself throughout your brain 167 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:03,940 and acts as a contrast material 168 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,526 for the magnetic resonance imager. 169 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:09,821 Basically, whatever's in your head lights up like a Christmas tree. 170 00:09:09,946 --> 00:09:11,406 FOREMAN: it might make you feel a little light-headed. 171 00:09:11,531 --> 00:09:12,532 WOMAN: Dr. Cameron. 172 00:09:12,657 --> 00:09:15,910 I'm sorry. I have to stop you. There is a problem. 173 00:09:18,246 --> 00:09:19,998 You pulled my authorization! 174 00:09:20,123 --> 00:09:21,541 Yes. Why are you yelling? 175 00:09:21,666 --> 00:09:23,877 No MRls, no imaging studies, no labs. 176 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,920 You also can't make long-distance phone calls. 177 00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:27,881 If you're going to fire me, have the guts to face me. 178 00:09:28,006 --> 00:09:30,008 Or photocopies. You're still yelling. 179 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:33,178 I'm angry! You're risking a patient's life. 180 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:34,804 I assume those are two separate points. 181 00:09:34,929 --> 00:09:36,181 You showed me disrespect. 182 00:09:36,306 --> 00:09:38,558 You embarrassed me. And as long as I work here, you have no legal... 183 00:09:38,683 --> 00:09:40,268 ls the yelling designed to scare me? 184 00:09:40,393 --> 00:09:43,980 Because I'm not sure what it is I'm supposed to be scared of. 185 00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,523 More yelling? 186 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:47,192 That's not scary. 187 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:48,776 That you're going to hurt me? That's scary. 188 00:09:48,902 --> 00:09:52,197 But I'm pretty sure I can outrun you. 189 00:09:52,739 --> 00:09:55,617 Oh, I looked into that philosopher you quoted. Jagger. 190 00:09:55,742 --> 00:09:58,119 And you're right, you can't always get what you want. 191 00:09:58,244 --> 00:10:02,373 But as it turns out, "if you try sometimes, you get what you need." 192 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:07,253 So, because you want me to treat patients, 193 00:10:07,378 --> 00:10:09,631 you're not letting me treat patients? 194 00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:11,799 I need you to do your job. 195 00:10:20,683 --> 00:10:22,936 Do the MRI. She folded. 196 00:10:26,022 --> 00:10:27,023 (SIGHS) 197 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,691 I've got to do four hours a week in this clinic 198 00:10:28,816 --> 00:10:31,694 until I make up the time I've missed. 199 00:10:32,237 --> 00:10:36,241 2054. I'll be caught up in 2054. 200 00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:40,036 You better love this cousin a whole lot. 201 00:11:14,654 --> 00:11:17,824 All right, Rebecca, I know you may feel a little claustrophobic in there, 202 00:11:17,949 --> 00:11:20,159 but we need you to remain still. 203 00:11:21,744 --> 00:11:23,871 CHASE: Okay, we're going to begin. 204 00:11:24,372 --> 00:11:25,707 (MACHINERY CLICKING) 205 00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,503 (THUMPING) 206 00:11:33,798 --> 00:11:35,591 I don't feel so good. 207 00:11:35,717 --> 00:11:38,011 CHASE: It's all right. Just try to relax. 208 00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:39,387 (LOUD HUMMING) 209 00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,764 (GASPING) 210 00:11:46,185 --> 00:11:47,437 Rebecca? 211 00:11:47,562 --> 00:11:48,855 (CONTINUES GASPING) 212 00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:50,648 CAMERON: Rebecca? 213 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:01,659 Rebecca? 214 00:12:03,453 --> 00:12:04,454 Get her out of there. 215 00:12:04,579 --> 00:12:05,538 She probably fell asleep. 216 00:12:05,663 --> 00:12:07,582 She's exhausted. She was claustrophobic 30 seconds ago. 217 00:12:07,707 --> 00:12:08,833 She's not sleeping. We gotta get her out of there. 218 00:12:08,958 --> 00:12:09,959 It'll just be another minute. 219 00:12:10,084 --> 00:12:11,586 If she's having an allergic reaction to the gadolinium, 220 00:12:11,711 --> 00:12:13,046 she'll be dead in two minutes. 221 00:12:16,841 --> 00:12:18,760 - Hold her neck. - All right. 222 00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:20,470 Oh, she's ashen. 223 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:23,181 She's not breathing. Epi .5. 224 00:12:23,306 --> 00:12:25,516 (OXYGEN HISSING) Come on. 225 00:12:26,309 --> 00:12:27,935 I can't ventilate. 226 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:32,648 Too much edema. Where's the surgical airway kit? 227 00:12:32,774 --> 00:12:34,067 CHASE: Yeah. Coming. 228 00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:12,647 Good call. 229 00:13:14,899 --> 00:13:16,067 (OXYGEN PUMPING) 230 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:35,753 We'll get that tube out of your throat later today. 231 00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:38,131 Just get some rest for now, okay? 232 00:13:42,218 --> 00:13:44,554 Told you. You can't trust people. 233 00:13:44,679 --> 00:13:46,264 She probably knew she was allergic to gadolinium. 234 00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:48,850 Figured it was an easy way to get someone to cut a hole in her throat. 235 00:13:48,975 --> 00:13:50,476 Can't get a picture. 236 00:13:50,601 --> 00:13:51,936 Gonna have to get a thousand words. 237 00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:55,898 You actually want me to talk to the patient, get a history? 238 00:13:56,274 --> 00:13:58,568 We need to know if there's some genetic or environmental cause 239 00:13:58,693 --> 00:14:00,987 that's triggering an inflammatory response. 240 00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:02,989 I thought everybody lied. 241 00:14:03,781 --> 00:14:06,742 Truth begins in lies. Think about it. 242 00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:11,873 That doesn't mean anything, does it? 243 00:14:15,460 --> 00:14:17,837 12:52 p.m. Dr. House checks in. 244 00:14:17,962 --> 00:14:19,046 Please write that down. 245 00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,840 Do you have cable TV here somewhere? 246 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:22,133 General Hospital starts in eight minutes. 247 00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,302 No TV, but we've got patients. 248 00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:26,512 Can't you give out the aspirin yourself? I'll do paperwork. 249 00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:28,806 I made sure your first case was an interesting one. 250 00:14:28,931 --> 00:14:30,975 Cough just won't go away? Runny nose looks a funny color? 251 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:33,269 Patient admitted complaining of back spasms. 252 00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:34,937 Oh? I think I read about something like that 253 00:14:35,062 --> 00:14:36,063 in 'The New England Journal of Medicine'. 254 00:14:36,189 --> 00:14:37,482 Patient is orange. 255 00:14:37,607 --> 00:14:38,608 The color? 256 00:14:38,733 --> 00:14:39,692 No, the fruit. 257 00:14:39,817 --> 00:14:40,985 You mean yellow. It's jaundice. 258 00:14:41,110 --> 00:14:42,069 I mean orange. 259 00:14:42,195 --> 00:14:44,322 - Well, how orange? It's probably... - Exam Room 1. 260 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:46,824 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Kahn, you're needed in Pediatrics. 261 00:14:48,075 --> 00:14:50,870 I was playing golf and my cleats got stuck. 262 00:14:50,995 --> 00:14:53,122 It hurt a little, but I kept playing. 263 00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:55,708 The next morning, I could barely stand up. 264 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:59,879 Well, you're smiling, so I take it that means this isn't serious. 265 00:15:00,796 --> 00:15:02,924 What's that? What are you doing? 266 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,091 Painkillers. 267 00:15:04,217 --> 00:15:06,260 Oh, for you. For your leg. 268 00:15:06,385 --> 00:15:07,929 No, 'cause they're yummy. 269 00:15:08,054 --> 00:15:11,015 You want one? Make your back feel better. 270 00:15:12,683 --> 00:15:15,436 Unfortunately, you have a deeper problem. 271 00:15:16,062 --> 00:15:18,439 Your wife is having an affair. 272 00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:20,983 - What? - You're orange, you moron. 273 00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:22,693 It's one thing for you not to notice, 274 00:15:22,818 --> 00:15:23,903 but if your wife hasn't picked up on the fact 275 00:15:24,028 --> 00:15:26,948 that her husband has changed colors, she's just not paying attention. 276 00:15:27,073 --> 00:15:28,950 By the way, do you consume just a ridiculous amount 277 00:15:29,075 --> 00:15:31,077 of carrots and megadose vitamins? 278 00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:33,120 Carrots turn you yellow, the niacin turns you red. 279 00:15:33,246 --> 00:15:35,081 Find some finger paint and do the math. 280 00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,041 And get a good lawyer. 281 00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:43,422 HOUSE: Deep breath. 282 00:15:43,548 --> 00:15:45,091 It's cold. 283 00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,302 Has he been using his inhaler? 284 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:51,764 Not in the past few days. He's only 10. 285 00:15:51,889 --> 00:15:55,851 I worry about children taking such strong medicine so frequently. 286 00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,061 What happened to your leg? 287 00:15:57,186 --> 00:15:58,854 HOUSE: Your doctor probably was concerned 288 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,481 about the strength of the medicine, too. 289 00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:03,985 She probably weighed that danger against the danger of not breathing. 290 00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:06,612 Oxygen is so important during those prepubescent years, 291 00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:08,406 don't you think? 292 00:16:08,656 --> 00:16:10,324 Okay, I'm gonna assume that nobody has ever told you 293 00:16:10,449 --> 00:16:11,492 what asthma is. 294 00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:14,370 Or if they have, you had other things on your mind. 295 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:17,540 A stimulant triggers cells in your child's airways 296 00:16:17,665 --> 00:16:18,749 to release substances 297 00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:21,419 that inflame the air passages and cause them to contract. 298 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:24,880 Mucus production increases, the cell lining starts to shed. 299 00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,716 But the steroids... 300 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:31,012 The steroids stop the inflammation. 301 00:16:32,305 --> 00:16:34,640 The more often this happens... 302 00:16:35,016 --> 00:16:37,184 What? The more often this happens, what? 303 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:41,063 HOUSE: Forget it. If you don't trust steroids, you shouldn't trust doctors. 304 00:16:42,064 --> 00:16:44,525 REBECCA: My mother passed away four years ago. 305 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,985 She had a heart attack, 306 00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:49,363 and my father broke his back doing construction... 307 00:16:49,530 --> 00:16:50,781 (PAGER BEEPS) 308 00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:54,535 It's House. It's urgent. I'm sorry. 309 00:16:58,998 --> 00:17:01,083 You couldn't have knocked? 310 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,919 Steroids. Give her steroids. 311 00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:05,379 High doses of prednisone. 312 00:17:14,180 --> 00:17:16,807 You're looking for support for a diagnosis of cerebral vasculitis? 313 00:17:16,932 --> 00:17:18,893 Inflammation of blood vessels in the brain is awfully rare, 314 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:20,186 especially for someone her age. 315 00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:22,063 So is a tumor. Her sed rate is elevated. 316 00:17:22,188 --> 00:17:23,147 Mildly. 317 00:17:23,272 --> 00:17:25,358 That could mean anything. Or nothing. 318 00:17:25,483 --> 00:17:28,861 Yeah, I know. I have no reason to think that it's vasculitis. 319 00:17:28,986 --> 00:17:30,446 Except that it could be. 320 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:31,739 If the blood vessels are inflamed, 321 00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:33,157 that's gonna look exactly like what we saw 322 00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:34,533 on the MRI from Trenton County, 323 00:17:34,659 --> 00:17:36,744 and the pressure is gonna cause neurological symptoms. 324 00:17:36,869 --> 00:17:38,162 We can't diagnose that without a biopsy. 325 00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:39,288 Yes, we can. 326 00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,665 We treat it. 327 00:17:40,790 --> 00:17:41,957 If she gets better, we know we're right. 328 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:44,043 And if we're wrong? 329 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,628 Then we learn something else. 330 00:17:50,633 --> 00:17:51,676 Why steroids? 331 00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:53,886 Just part of your treatment. 332 00:17:54,011 --> 00:17:55,513 You haven't had many visitors. 333 00:17:55,638 --> 00:17:57,765 - No boyfriend? - Three dates. 334 00:17:57,890 --> 00:18:01,185 I wouldn't have stood by him if he were vomiting all day. 335 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:04,271 What about work? You must have friends from work. 336 00:18:04,397 --> 00:18:07,483 Pretty much everybody I like is five years old. 337 00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:12,113 The nurse said you're stopping my radiation. 338 00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:14,865 We're just trying some alternative medication. 339 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,075 So where's your family from then? 340 00:18:16,158 --> 00:18:19,120 Steroids aren't an alternative to radiation. 341 00:18:19,370 --> 00:18:21,539 The tests weren't really conclusive. 342 00:18:21,664 --> 00:18:23,874 We're treating you for vasculitis. 343 00:18:23,999 --> 00:18:27,169 It's the inflammation of blood vessels in the brain. 344 00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:29,130 It's not a tumor? 345 00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:32,133 I don't have a tumor? 346 00:18:35,094 --> 00:18:38,472 Hey, you should have told her the truth. It's a long-shot guess. 347 00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:40,099 Thank you. If House is right, no harm. 348 00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:42,977 If he's wrong, I've given a dying woman a couple days' hope. 349 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:43,936 False hope. 350 00:18:44,061 --> 00:18:48,190 If there was any other type available, I would have given her that. 351 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:58,617 Why are you smelling Billy's pants? 352 00:18:59,076 --> 00:18:59,910 I'm not. 353 00:19:00,035 --> 00:19:01,203 Looked like you were. 354 00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:02,747 I was smelling the floor. 355 00:19:02,872 --> 00:19:03,998 Oh. 356 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:06,083 Do you have any pets in this class? 357 00:19:06,208 --> 00:19:10,379 No. But we used to have a gerbil, but Carly L. dropped a book on it. 358 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:11,964 Careless. 359 00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:13,632 Do you need to smell it? 360 00:19:13,758 --> 00:19:15,760 No. I'm smelling for mold. 361 00:19:16,594 --> 00:19:19,972 - I don't need to smell it. - You could smell our parrot. 362 00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:22,683 You said you didn't have any pets in this class. 363 00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:24,185 A parrot is a bird. 364 00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:25,561 Listen, Jax is not the father... 365 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,689 FOREMAN: Parrots are the primary source of psittacosis. 366 00:19:29,106 --> 00:19:29,899 It's not the parrot. 367 00:19:30,024 --> 00:19:32,318 And psittacosis can lead to 368 00:19:32,443 --> 00:19:34,862 nerve problems and neurological complications. 369 00:19:34,987 --> 00:19:36,947 - How many kids were in the class? - 20. 370 00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:38,157 How many are home sick? 371 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:39,325 None, but... 372 00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,243 None. But you figured that five-y ear-dds 373 00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:44,955 are more serious about bird hygiene than their teacher? 374 00:19:45,289 --> 00:19:46,415 Have you been through her home? 375 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:47,792 FOREMAN: She lives in Trenton. 376 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:50,836 I can go up to her room tomorrow morning, ask her for the key. 377 00:19:50,961 --> 00:19:52,963 Would the police call for permission 378 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:54,924 before dropping by to check out a crime scene? 379 00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:56,008 It's not a crime scene. 380 00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,969 As far as I know, she's running a math lab out of her basement. 381 00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:00,262 She's a kindergarten teacher. 382 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:04,475 And if I were a kindergarten student I would trust her implicitly. 383 00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:08,729 Okay. I'll give you a "for instance." 384 00:20:08,854 --> 00:20:13,442 The lady back there who made your egg salad sandwich, 385 00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:16,195 her eyes look glassy. Did you notice that? 386 00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:19,198 Now, hospital policy is to stay home if you're sick. 387 00:20:19,323 --> 00:20:20,866 But if you're making $8.00 an hour, 388 00:20:20,991 --> 00:20:23,702 then you kind of need the $8.00 an hour, right? 389 00:20:23,828 --> 00:20:25,079 And the sign in the bathroom says 390 00:20:25,204 --> 00:20:27,540 that employees must wash after using the facilities, 391 00:20:27,665 --> 00:20:30,417 but I figure that somebody who wipes snot on a sleeve 392 00:20:30,543 --> 00:20:33,629 isn't hyper-concerned about sanitary conditions. 393 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,757 So what do you think, should I trust her? 394 00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:40,094 I want you to check the patient's home for contaminants, garbage, medication. 395 00:20:40,219 --> 00:20:42,096 I can't just break into someone's house. 396 00:20:42,221 --> 00:20:45,266 Isn't that how you got into the Felkers' home? 397 00:20:49,854 --> 00:20:51,939 Yeah, I know. 398 00:20:52,064 --> 00:20:53,232 Court records are sealed. 399 00:20:53,357 --> 00:20:55,943 You were 16. It was a stupid mistake. 400 00:20:56,318 --> 00:20:58,696 But your old gym teacher has a big mouth. 401 00:20:58,821 --> 00:20:59,947 Should write a thank-you note. 402 00:21:00,072 --> 00:21:01,407 I should thank him? 403 00:21:01,532 --> 00:21:02,700 Well... 404 00:21:04,076 --> 00:21:07,246 I needed somebody around here with street smarts. 405 00:21:09,456 --> 00:21:13,294 Okay? Who knows when they're being conned, knows how to con. 406 00:21:13,419 --> 00:21:15,004 I should sue you. 407 00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:17,965 Pretty sure you can't sue somebody for wrongful hiring. 408 00:21:18,090 --> 00:21:20,259 But I'm pretty sure I can sue if you fire me 409 00:21:20,384 --> 00:21:22,970 for not breaking into some lady's house. 410 00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:38,944 Doing research. People are fascinating, aren't they? 411 00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:41,530 Why are you giving Adler steroids? 412 00:21:41,655 --> 00:21:42,948 Because she's my patient. 413 00:21:43,073 --> 00:21:44,909 That's what you do with patients, you give them medicine. 414 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:46,952 You don't prescribe medicine based on guesses. 415 00:21:47,077 --> 00:21:49,455 At least we don't since Tuskegee and Mengele. 416 00:21:49,580 --> 00:21:52,416 You're comparing me to a Nazi? Nice. 417 00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:54,668 I'm stopping the treatment. 418 00:21:59,423 --> 00:22:00,549 She's my patient. 419 00:22:00,674 --> 00:22:02,051 It's my hospital. 420 00:22:02,635 --> 00:22:05,429 I did not get her sick. She is not an experiment. 421 00:22:05,554 --> 00:22:07,973 I have a legitimate theory about what's wrong with her. 422 00:22:08,098 --> 00:22:09,433 With no proof. 423 00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:10,643 There's never any proof. 424 00:22:10,768 --> 00:22:12,811 Five different doctors come up with five different diagnoses 425 00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:13,979 based on the same evidence. 426 00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:16,273 You don't have any evidence. 427 00:22:18,651 --> 00:22:19,693 And nobody knows anything, huh? 428 00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:21,528 Then how is it you always think you're right? 429 00:22:21,654 --> 00:22:25,199 I don't. I just find it hard to operate on the opposite assumption. 430 00:22:25,324 --> 00:22:27,534 And why are you so afraid of making a mistake? 431 00:22:27,660 --> 00:22:29,453 Because I'm a doctor. 432 00:22:29,578 --> 00:22:31,497 Because when we make mistakes, people die. 433 00:22:31,622 --> 00:22:33,123 Oh, come on. 434 00:22:36,961 --> 00:22:40,422 People used to have more respect for cripples, you know. 435 00:22:42,007 --> 00:22:43,676 They didn't really. 436 00:22:47,638 --> 00:22:48,931 So how you feeling? 437 00:22:49,056 --> 00:22:50,265 Much better, thanks. 438 00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:52,351 Are you Dr. House? 439 00:22:52,476 --> 00:22:53,727 I thought he was a he, but... 440 00:22:53,852 --> 00:22:55,020 No. 441 00:22:56,563 --> 00:22:58,816 Don't eat too much, too fast. 442 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:01,443 Thank him for me. 443 00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:02,903 Right. 444 00:23:15,499 --> 00:23:17,876 Should I discontinue the treatment, boss? 445 00:23:18,002 --> 00:23:19,420 You got lucky. 446 00:23:23,966 --> 00:23:25,050 Cool, huh? 447 00:23:27,761 --> 00:23:28,846 Okay, once again. 448 00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:30,556 (INHALES DEEPLY) 449 00:23:30,681 --> 00:23:31,849 (EXHALES) 450 00:23:32,057 --> 00:23:33,934 Good. 451 00:23:34,059 --> 00:23:36,437 Am I ever gonna meet Dr. House? 452 00:23:37,688 --> 00:23:41,191 Well, you might run into him at the movies or on the bus. 453 00:23:41,567 --> 00:23:43,152 Is he a good man? 454 00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:46,238 He's a good doctor. 455 00:23:47,531 --> 00:23:49,867 Can you be one without the other? 456 00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:51,827 Don't you have to care about people? 457 00:23:51,952 --> 00:23:53,912 Caring is a good motivator. 458 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:57,082 He's found something else. 459 00:23:59,043 --> 00:24:00,961 Feel this, both sides? 460 00:24:01,086 --> 00:24:04,506 Okay, squeeze. Harder. All right. 461 00:24:06,008 --> 00:24:07,885 He's your friend, huh? 462 00:24:09,011 --> 00:24:10,095 Yeah. 463 00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:12,514 Does he care about you? 464 00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:14,224 I think so. 465 00:24:14,349 --> 00:24:15,392 You don't know? 466 00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:19,396 As Dr. House likes to say, "Everybody lies." 467 00:24:20,022 --> 00:24:23,442 It's not what people say. It's what they do. 468 00:24:26,445 --> 00:24:28,739 Yeah. He cares about me. 469 00:24:32,826 --> 00:24:34,203 REBECCA: I can't see. 470 00:24:37,581 --> 00:24:40,167 I can't see. 471 00:24:44,088 --> 00:24:45,589 (MONITOR BEEPS RAPIDLY) 472 00:24:48,842 --> 00:24:50,677 A little help in here! 473 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:08,028 Your chest will be sore for a while. 474 00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:11,490 We needed to shock you to get your heart going. 475 00:25:13,408 --> 00:25:18,288 Okay, can you arrange these to tell a story? 476 00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,763 FOREMAN: She couldn't put them in order. 477 00:25:34,888 --> 00:25:37,975 Could the damage have been caused by a lack of oxygen during her seizure? 478 00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:42,104 No. I gave her the same test five minutes later. She did just fine. 479 00:25:42,229 --> 00:25:43,897 The altered mental status is intermittent, 480 00:25:44,022 --> 00:25:45,691 just like the verbal skills. 481 00:25:45,816 --> 00:25:46,775 So what now? 482 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:50,529 Given the latest symptoms, it's clearly growing deeper into the brain stem. 483 00:25:50,654 --> 00:25:52,531 Soon, she won't be able to walk. 484 00:25:52,656 --> 00:25:54,199 She'll go blind permanently, 485 00:25:54,324 --> 00:25:56,785 and then the respiratory center will fail. 486 00:25:56,910 --> 00:25:57,953 How long do we have? 487 00:25:58,078 --> 00:25:59,872 If it's a tumor, we're talking a month or two. 488 00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:01,498 If it's infectious, a few weeks. 489 00:26:01,623 --> 00:26:04,918 If it's vascular, that'll probably be fastest of all. 490 00:26:05,043 --> 00:26:06,253 Maybe a week. 491 00:26:06,378 --> 00:26:08,714 We're gonna stop all treatment. 492 00:26:10,174 --> 00:26:11,717 FOREMAN: I still think it's a tumor. 493 00:26:11,842 --> 00:26:13,135 I think we should go back to the radiation. 494 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:14,887 CHASE: She didn't respond to the radiation. 495 00:26:15,012 --> 00:26:17,848 Well, maybe we didn't see the effect until after we started steroids. 496 00:26:17,973 --> 00:26:19,433 No, it's not a tumor. 497 00:26:19,558 --> 00:26:21,435 Those steroids did something. 498 00:26:21,560 --> 00:26:22,561 I just don't know what. 499 00:26:22,686 --> 00:26:25,939 So we're just gonna do nothing? We're just gonna watch her die? 500 00:26:26,064 --> 00:26:28,275 Yeah, we're gonna watch her die. 501 00:26:28,942 --> 00:26:30,986 Specifically, we're gonna watch how fast she's dying. 502 00:26:31,111 --> 00:26:33,864 You just told us, each diagnosis has its own time frame. 503 00:26:33,989 --> 00:26:37,868 When we see how fast it's killing her, we'll know what it is. 504 00:26:37,993 --> 00:26:40,537 And by then, maybe there's nothing we can do about it. 505 00:26:40,662 --> 00:26:45,167 There's got to be something we can do. Something better than watching her die. 506 00:26:45,292 --> 00:26:48,670 Well, I got nothing. How about you? 507 00:26:53,842 --> 00:26:54,927 Bastard. 508 00:26:55,427 --> 00:26:57,137 Oh, Cameron. I need you for a couple of hours. 509 00:26:57,262 --> 00:26:58,263 What's up? 510 00:26:58,388 --> 00:26:59,640 When you break into someone's house, 511 00:26:59,765 --> 00:27:01,516 it's always better to have a white chick with you. 512 00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:04,144 Adler's house? Why don't we just ask her for her keys? 513 00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:07,022 For all we know, she could be running a meth lab out of her basement. 514 00:27:07,564 --> 00:27:09,066 MAN: I'm tired a lot. 515 00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:14,613 Any other reason why you think you might have chronic fatigue syndrome? 516 00:27:14,738 --> 00:27:15,948 It's kind of the definition, isn't it? 517 00:27:16,073 --> 00:27:17,658 It's kind of the definition of getting older. 518 00:27:17,783 --> 00:27:20,953 I had a couple headaches last month, a mild fever. 519 00:27:21,078 --> 00:27:24,331 Sometimes I can't sleep, and I have trouble concentrating. 520 00:27:24,456 --> 00:27:27,834 Apparently not while researching this stuff on the Internet. 521 00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,963 I was thinking it also might be fibromyalgia. 522 00:27:33,465 --> 00:27:34,883 Excellent diagnosis. 523 00:27:35,008 --> 00:27:36,927 Is there anything for that? 524 00:27:40,889 --> 00:27:43,517 You know, I think there just might be. 525 00:27:43,642 --> 00:27:46,436 I need 36 Vicodin and change for a dollar. 526 00:28:10,294 --> 00:28:11,878 Exam Room 2. 527 00:28:13,797 --> 00:28:15,674 House doesn't believe in pretense. 528 00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:17,759 Figures life's too short and too painful. 529 00:28:17,884 --> 00:28:20,095 So he just says what he thinks. 530 00:28:20,971 --> 00:28:23,015 Nothing interesting in the garbage. 531 00:28:23,140 --> 00:28:25,934 "I say what I think" is just another way of saying "I'm an asshole". 532 00:28:28,437 --> 00:28:31,690 Well, if you wanted to be judged for your medical prowess only, 533 00:28:31,815 --> 00:28:33,942 maybe you shouldn't have broken into someone's home. 534 00:28:34,067 --> 00:28:35,444 I was 16. 535 00:28:37,571 --> 00:28:40,407 Don't know about ticks, but her dog's definitely got fleas. 536 00:28:43,035 --> 00:28:45,912 I managed to make it to 17 without a criminal record. 537 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:53,962 Yeah? Well, you obviously didn't grow up in my neighborhood. 538 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:58,884 That's right. You stole a loaf of bread to feed your starving family, right? 539 00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:00,552 You always eat during break-ins? 540 00:29:00,677 --> 00:29:04,598 Am I supposed to respect their food more than I respect their DVD players? 541 00:29:04,723 --> 00:29:06,350 - You want some? - No. 542 00:29:06,475 --> 00:29:07,851 You gonna go hungry until she dies? 543 00:29:07,976 --> 00:29:09,686 - No. - You know what? 544 00:29:09,811 --> 00:29:12,731 After centuries of slavery, decades of civil rights marches, 545 00:29:12,856 --> 00:29:15,484 and, more significantly, living like a monk, 546 00:29:15,609 --> 00:29:19,696 never getting less than a 4.0 GPA, you don't think it's kind of disgusting 547 00:29:19,821 --> 00:29:23,867 I get one of the top jobs in the country because I'm a delinquent? 548 00:29:24,201 --> 00:29:26,953 We'll eat, then we'll tear up the carpet. 549 00:29:28,997 --> 00:29:31,833 - You went to Hopkins, right? - Yeah. 550 00:29:31,958 --> 00:29:34,127 So you went to a better school than I did. 551 00:29:34,252 --> 00:29:36,254 You got better grades than I did. 552 00:29:36,380 --> 00:29:37,339 (CHUCKLES) 553 00:29:37,464 --> 00:29:38,924 So how did you get the job? 554 00:29:39,049 --> 00:29:40,967 You stab a guy in a bar fight? 555 00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:51,228 FOREMAN: Nothing. 556 00:29:51,353 --> 00:29:52,771 It's not a tumor. 557 00:29:52,896 --> 00:29:54,398 She's getting worse too fast. 558 00:29:54,523 --> 00:29:55,816 She can't stand up. 559 00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:57,484 No toxins? No medications? 560 00:29:57,609 --> 00:29:59,528 Nothing that would explain these symptoms. 561 00:29:59,653 --> 00:30:01,238 Family history of neurological problems? 562 00:30:01,363 --> 00:30:03,782 Not that I could tell from her underwear drawer. 563 00:30:03,907 --> 00:30:06,159 You said "nothing that would explain these symptoms." 564 00:30:06,284 --> 00:30:09,871 What did you find that doesn't explain these symptoms? 565 00:30:10,789 --> 00:30:15,043 Dr. Wilson convinced you to treat this patient under false pretenses. 566 00:30:15,293 --> 00:30:17,170 Adler's not his cousin. 567 00:30:17,337 --> 00:30:19,881 That's ridiculous. You can ask her yourself. Can we get back... 568 00:30:20,006 --> 00:30:22,175 - She's not Jewish. - Rachel Adler's not Jewish? 569 00:30:22,300 --> 00:30:23,718 I had ham at her apartment. 570 00:30:23,844 --> 00:30:24,970 (CHUCKLES) 571 00:30:25,762 --> 00:30:27,764 Dr. Foreman, a lot of Jews have non-Jewish relatives, 572 00:30:27,889 --> 00:30:30,016 and most of us don't keep kosher. 573 00:30:30,142 --> 00:30:31,601 I can see getting through high school 574 00:30:31,726 --> 00:30:33,812 without learning a thing about Jews, but medical school? 575 00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:37,274 Okay, maybe she's Jewish, but she's definitely not your cousin. 576 00:30:37,399 --> 00:30:39,985 (STAMMERING) Really? This guy is... 577 00:30:40,110 --> 00:30:41,570 FOREMAN: You don't even know her name. 578 00:30:41,695 --> 00:30:44,531 You called her Rachel. Her name is Rebecca. 579 00:30:44,656 --> 00:30:46,908 Yes. Yes, her name is Rebecca. 580 00:30:48,368 --> 00:30:49,911 I call her Rachel. 581 00:30:50,036 --> 00:30:51,872 You idiot! 582 00:30:51,997 --> 00:30:53,832 Listen, he's... 583 00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:55,959 Not you. Him. 584 00:30:56,084 --> 00:30:57,377 You said you didn't find anything. 585 00:30:57,502 --> 00:30:58,670 Everything I found was in my... 586 00:30:58,795 --> 00:30:59,921 You found ham. 587 00:31:00,922 --> 00:31:02,090 So? 588 00:31:02,215 --> 00:31:04,009 Where there's ham, there's pork. 589 00:31:04,134 --> 00:31:06,428 Where there's pork, there's neurocysticercosis. 590 00:31:06,553 --> 00:31:07,679 Tapeworm? 591 00:31:07,804 --> 00:31:08,930 You think she's got a worm in her brain? 592 00:31:09,055 --> 00:31:10,015 It fits. 593 00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:12,309 Could have been living there for years. Never occurred to me that... 594 00:31:12,434 --> 00:31:13,643 Millions of people eat ham every day. 595 00:31:13,768 --> 00:31:15,937 It's quite a leap to think that's she's got a tapeworm. 596 00:31:16,062 --> 00:31:18,273 Okay, Mr. Neurologist, 597 00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:21,693 what happens when you give steroids to a person who has a tapeworm? 598 00:31:21,818 --> 00:31:25,030 They get a little better, and then they get worse. 599 00:31:27,782 --> 00:31:29,951 Just like Rebecca Adler did. 600 00:31:40,086 --> 00:31:43,381 In a typical case, if you don't cook pork well enough, 601 00:31:43,507 --> 00:31:46,301 you digest live tapeworm larvae. 602 00:31:47,302 --> 00:31:48,970 They've got these little hooks, 603 00:31:49,095 --> 00:31:52,140 they grab onto your bowel, they live, they grow up, they reproduce. 604 00:31:52,265 --> 00:31:53,683 Reproduce? 605 00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:56,019 There's only one lesion, and it's nowhere near her bowel. 606 00:31:56,144 --> 00:31:58,855 That's because this is not a typical case. 607 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:02,859 Tapeworm can produce 20,000 to 30,000 eggs a day. 608 00:32:02,984 --> 00:32:03,818 Guess where they go? 609 00:32:03,944 --> 00:32:05,028 FOREMAN: Out. 610 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:06,905 HOUSE: Not all of them. 611 00:32:07,030 --> 00:32:08,073 Unlike the larvae, 612 00:32:08,198 --> 00:32:10,909 the egg can pass right through the walls of the intestines 613 00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:12,285 into the bloodstream. 614 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:13,870 And where does the bloodstream go? 615 00:32:13,995 --> 00:32:15,455 CAMERON: Everywhere. 616 00:32:15,914 --> 00:32:19,709 As long as it's healthy, the immune system doesn't even know it's there. 617 00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:20,877 The worm builds a wall, 618 00:32:21,002 --> 00:32:23,380 uses secretions to shut down the body's immune response 619 00:32:23,505 --> 00:32:25,131 and control fluid flow. 620 00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:26,925 It's really very beautiful. 621 00:32:27,050 --> 00:32:29,928 As long as it's healthy. So what do we do? 622 00:32:30,053 --> 00:32:32,472 Call a vet, nurse the little guy back to health? 623 00:32:32,597 --> 00:32:35,016 It's too late for that. It's dying. 624 00:32:35,559 --> 00:32:37,978 And as it dies, this parasite loses the ability 625 00:32:38,103 --> 00:32:40,146 to control the host's defenses. 626 00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:42,816 The immune system wakes up, attacks the worm 627 00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:44,150 and everything starts to swell. 628 00:32:44,276 --> 00:32:47,195 And that is very bad for the brain. 629 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,073 WILSON: It could still be a hundred other things. 630 00:32:50,407 --> 00:32:52,284 The eosinophil count was normal. 631 00:32:52,409 --> 00:32:54,369 It's only abnormal in 30% of cases. 632 00:32:54,494 --> 00:32:55,495 Proving nothing. 633 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,622 No, no, no, no. It... 634 00:32:57,747 --> 00:32:59,499 Don't you see? It fits. It's perfect. 635 00:32:59,624 --> 00:33:00,625 It explains everything. 636 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:01,793 But it proves nothing. 637 00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:03,128 I can prove it by treating it. 638 00:33:03,253 --> 00:33:04,879 No, you can't. 639 00:33:07,048 --> 00:33:09,092 I was just with her. She doesn't want any more treatments. 640 00:33:09,217 --> 00:33:13,430 She doesn't want any more experiments. She wants to go home and die. 641 00:33:35,952 --> 00:33:37,954 Would you excuse us, please? 642 00:33:43,793 --> 00:33:45,170 I'm Dr. House. 643 00:33:46,254 --> 00:33:48,089 It's good to meet you. 644 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:53,136 You're being an idiot. 645 00:33:53,261 --> 00:33:54,346 (CLEARS THROAT) 646 00:33:58,975 --> 00:34:01,436 You have a tapeworm in your brain. 647 00:34:02,937 --> 00:34:04,898 It's not pleasant, but if we don't do anything, 648 00:34:05,023 --> 00:34:06,191 you'll be dead by the weekend. 649 00:34:06,316 --> 00:34:08,735 Have you actually seen the worm? 650 00:34:09,027 --> 00:34:11,780 When you're all better, I'll show you my diplomas. 651 00:34:11,905 --> 00:34:14,616 You were sure I had vasculitis, too. 652 00:34:15,158 --> 00:34:17,994 Now I can't walk and I'm wearing a diaper. 653 00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:19,871 What's this treatment gonna do for me? 654 00:34:19,996 --> 00:34:23,249 I'm not talking about a treatment. I'm talking about a cure. 655 00:34:23,375 --> 00:34:26,378 But because I might be wrong, you want to die. 656 00:34:28,505 --> 00:34:30,465 What made you a cripple? 657 00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:35,428 I had an infarction. 658 00:34:35,553 --> 00:34:36,721 A heart attack? 659 00:34:37,889 --> 00:34:39,849 It's what happens when blood flow is obstructed. 660 00:34:39,974 --> 00:34:42,102 If it's in the heart, it's a heart attack. 661 00:34:42,227 --> 00:34:44,521 If it's in the lungs, it's a pulmonary embolism. 662 00:34:44,646 --> 00:34:45,772 If it's in the brain, it's a stroke. 663 00:34:45,897 --> 00:34:47,524 I had it in my thigh muscles. 664 00:34:47,649 --> 00:34:48,817 Wasn't there something they could do? 665 00:34:48,942 --> 00:34:50,777 There was plenty they could do, 666 00:34:50,902 --> 00:34:53,113 if they'd made the right diagnosis. 667 00:34:53,238 --> 00:34:55,532 But the only symptom was pain. 668 00:34:56,991 --> 00:34:59,869 Not many people get to experience muscle death. 669 00:35:00,203 --> 00:35:01,913 Did you think you were dying? 670 00:35:02,038 --> 00:35:03,957 I hoped I was dying. 671 00:35:05,959 --> 00:35:08,878 So you hide in your office, refuse to see patients, 672 00:35:09,003 --> 00:35:12,048 because you don't like the way people look at you. 673 00:35:12,298 --> 00:35:13,508 You feel cheated by life, 674 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:16,594 so now you're gonna get even with the world. 675 00:35:16,928 --> 00:35:19,013 But you want me to fight this. 676 00:35:19,764 --> 00:35:20,849 Why? 677 00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:25,186 What makes you think I'm so much better than you? 678 00:35:25,395 --> 00:35:27,856 What? You're scared you'll turn into me? 679 00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:30,358 I just want to die with a little dignity. 680 00:35:30,483 --> 00:35:32,318 There's no such thing. 681 00:35:33,153 --> 00:35:34,404 Our bodies break down. 682 00:35:34,529 --> 00:35:35,530 Sometimes when we're 90. 683 00:35:35,655 --> 00:35:36,740 Sometimes before we're even born. 684 00:35:36,865 --> 00:35:39,993 But it always happens, and there's never any dignity in it. 685 00:35:40,118 --> 00:35:42,787 I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. 686 00:35:42,912 --> 00:35:44,873 It's always ugly. Always. 687 00:35:48,918 --> 00:35:52,005 We can live with dignity. We can't die with it. 688 00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:11,983 No treatment. 689 00:36:12,984 --> 00:36:16,029 Maybe we can get a court order, override her wishes, 690 00:36:16,154 --> 00:36:18,823 claim she doesn't have the capacity to make this decision. 691 00:36:18,948 --> 00:36:19,991 But she does. 692 00:36:20,116 --> 00:36:21,826 CAMERON: But we could claim that the illness 693 00:36:21,951 --> 00:36:23,703 made her mentally incompetent, right? 694 00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:25,163 FOREMAN: A pretty common result. 695 00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:26,748 That didn't happen here. 696 00:36:26,873 --> 00:36:28,208 He's not gonna do it. 697 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,460 She's not just a file to him anymore. 698 00:36:30,627 --> 00:36:32,170 He respects her. 699 00:36:32,420 --> 00:36:35,882 So because you respect her, you're going to let her die? 700 00:36:37,008 --> 00:36:39,886 I solved the case. My work is done. 701 00:36:42,347 --> 00:36:44,474 HOUSE: Patients always want proof. 702 00:36:44,891 --> 00:36:46,100 We're not making cars here. 703 00:36:46,226 --> 00:36:48,228 We don't give guarantees. 704 00:36:51,022 --> 00:36:53,274 I think we can prove it's a worm. 705 00:36:53,900 --> 00:36:56,152 It's noninvasive. It's safe. 706 00:36:56,277 --> 00:36:57,904 I'm not completely sure, but... 707 00:36:58,029 --> 00:36:59,906 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the damn idea? 708 00:37:00,031 --> 00:37:02,200 Have you ever seen a worm under an X-ray? 709 00:37:02,325 --> 00:37:05,328 A regular, old, no-contrast, hundred-year-old-technology X-ray? 710 00:37:05,453 --> 00:37:09,123 They light up like shotgun pellets, just like on a contrast MRI. 711 00:37:09,249 --> 00:37:10,959 Which is the same thing as a CT scan, 712 00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:12,544 which we did, which proved nothing. 713 00:37:12,669 --> 00:37:15,380 The worm's cyst is the same density as the cerebrospinal fluid. 714 00:37:15,505 --> 00:37:18,341 We're not gonna see anything in her head. 715 00:37:18,466 --> 00:37:19,884 But Chase is right. 716 00:37:20,009 --> 00:37:21,135 He's right. We should X-ray her. 717 00:37:21,261 --> 00:37:22,428 But we don't X-ray her brain. 718 00:37:22,554 --> 00:37:24,305 We X-ray her leg. 719 00:37:24,889 --> 00:37:26,349 Worms love thigh muscle. 720 00:37:26,474 --> 00:37:29,352 If she's got one in her head, I guarantee you there's one in her leg. 721 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:45,285 Hold still, Rebecca. 722 00:37:53,418 --> 00:37:54,794 CHASE: This here 723 00:37:56,504 --> 00:37:58,047 is a worm larva. 724 00:37:58,423 --> 00:38:00,717 So, if it's in my leg, it's in my brain? 725 00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:03,344 Are you looking for a guarantee? 726 00:38:03,595 --> 00:38:06,598 It's there. Probably been there 6 to 10 years. 727 00:38:07,015 --> 00:38:08,308 Do I have more? 728 00:38:08,433 --> 00:38:09,684 Probably. 729 00:38:11,978 --> 00:38:13,271 It's good news. 730 00:38:13,396 --> 00:38:14,814 What do we do now? 731 00:38:14,939 --> 00:38:16,190 Now we get you better. 732 00:38:18,902 --> 00:38:20,361 Albendazole. 733 00:38:23,364 --> 00:38:24,782 - Two pills? - Yeah. 734 00:38:24,908 --> 00:38:27,577 Every day, for at least a month, with a meal. 735 00:38:27,702 --> 00:38:29,287 - Two pills? - Yeah. 736 00:38:29,829 --> 00:38:32,123 Possible side effects include abdominal pain, 737 00:38:32,248 --> 00:38:36,252 nausea, headaches, dizziness, fever and hair loss. 738 00:38:36,586 --> 00:38:38,129 We'll probably make you keep taking the pills 739 00:38:38,254 --> 00:38:41,424 even if you get every one of those. 740 00:38:46,721 --> 00:38:48,097 (WOMAN CHATTERS OVER PA) 741 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:00,610 Why did you hire me? 742 00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:03,279 Does it matter? 743 00:39:03,404 --> 00:39:05,365 Kind of hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you. 744 00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:06,866 - Why? - Is that rhetorical? 745 00:39:06,991 --> 00:39:10,870 No. it just seems that way 'cause you can't think of an answer. 746 00:39:11,287 --> 00:39:13,748 Does it make a difference what I think? 747 00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:17,627 I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think. 748 00:39:17,752 --> 00:39:18,795 Can you do the job? 749 00:39:18,920 --> 00:39:21,089 You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record. 750 00:39:21,214 --> 00:39:23,967 No. It wasn't a racial thing. 751 00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:25,802 I didn't see a black guy. 752 00:39:25,927 --> 00:39:29,889 I just saw a doctor with a juvenile record. 753 00:39:30,974 --> 00:39:33,851 I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. 754 00:39:33,977 --> 00:39:37,397 I hired you because you are extremely pretty. 755 00:39:38,982 --> 00:39:40,525 You hired me to get into my pants? 756 00:39:40,650 --> 00:39:42,819 I can't believe that that would shock you. 757 00:39:42,944 --> 00:39:44,904 It's also not what I said. 758 00:39:45,029 --> 00:39:47,782 No, I hired you because you look good. 759 00:39:47,907 --> 00:39:49,784 It's like having a nice piece of art in the lobby. 760 00:39:49,909 --> 00:39:51,077 I was in the top of my class. 761 00:39:51,202 --> 00:39:52,286 But not the top. 762 00:39:52,412 --> 00:39:54,288 I did an internship at the Mayo Clinic. 763 00:39:54,414 --> 00:39:55,748 Yeah. You were a very good applicant. 764 00:39:55,873 --> 00:39:56,833 But not the best. 765 00:39:56,958 --> 00:39:58,918 Would that upset you? Really? 766 00:39:59,043 --> 00:40:01,379 To think that you were hired because of some genetic gift of beauty 767 00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:03,214 instead of some genetic gift of intelligence? 768 00:40:03,339 --> 00:40:05,550 I worked very hard to get where I am. 769 00:40:05,675 --> 00:40:07,593 But you didn't have to. 770 00:40:08,136 --> 00:40:10,972 People choose the paths that gain them the greatest rewards 771 00:40:11,097 --> 00:40:14,726 for the least amount of effort. That's a law of nature, and you defied it. 772 00:40:14,851 --> 00:40:16,102 That's why I hired you. 773 00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:18,563 You could have married rich. You could have been a model. 774 00:40:18,688 --> 00:40:20,857 You could have just shown up and people would have given you stuff. 775 00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:22,817 Lots of stuff. 776 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,569 But you didn't. 777 00:40:24,694 --> 00:40:26,279 You worked your stunning little ass off. 778 00:40:26,404 --> 00:40:27,739 Am I supposed to be flattered? 779 00:40:27,864 --> 00:40:30,700 Gorgeous women do not go to medical school, 780 00:40:30,825 --> 00:40:34,162 unless they're as damaged as they are beautiful. 781 00:40:34,871 --> 00:40:36,414 Were you abused by a family member? 782 00:40:36,539 --> 00:40:38,374 - No. - Sexually assaulted? 783 00:40:38,499 --> 00:40:39,500 No! 784 00:40:40,334 --> 00:40:42,754 But you are damaged, aren't you? 785 00:40:43,713 --> 00:40:45,006 (PAGER BEEPS) 786 00:40:49,302 --> 00:40:50,845 I have to go. 787 00:40:54,432 --> 00:40:55,850 I followed her. 788 00:40:56,309 --> 00:40:57,351 Oh. 789 00:40:57,977 --> 00:40:59,645 I couldn't stop thinking about what that doctor said. 790 00:40:59,771 --> 00:41:01,439 I told you not to listen to him. He's an idiot. 791 00:41:01,564 --> 00:41:03,024 I was orange! 792 00:41:03,816 --> 00:41:05,902 I don't want to know what you found out. 793 00:41:06,027 --> 00:41:07,028 You don't care? 794 00:41:07,153 --> 00:41:08,863 I'm your doctor. 795 00:41:09,363 --> 00:41:12,658 You've been good to me and good to this hospital. Of course I care. 796 00:41:12,784 --> 00:41:15,787 But I don't see how this conversation can end well for me. 797 00:41:15,912 --> 00:41:17,747 Either your wife is having an affair, 798 00:41:17,872 --> 00:41:19,290 or she's not having an affair, 799 00:41:19,415 --> 00:41:22,210 and you have come here because you rightly think I should fire him. 800 00:41:22,335 --> 00:41:25,254 But I can't. Even if it costs me your money. 801 00:41:26,506 --> 00:41:29,509 The son of a bitch is the best doctor we have. 802 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:37,183 Feeling any better? 803 00:41:37,308 --> 00:41:39,143 I can't complain. 804 00:41:39,268 --> 00:41:41,229 As you know, the hospital has certain rules. 805 00:41:41,354 --> 00:41:44,857 And as you also know, we tend to ignore them. 806 00:41:44,982 --> 00:41:46,776 But I think this one's gonna be a little obvious 807 00:41:46,901 --> 00:41:48,778 unless we get your help. 808 00:41:48,903 --> 00:41:51,739 If anyone asks, you have 11 daughters and 5 sons. 809 00:41:51,864 --> 00:41:55,034 Hi! Look who's here! 810 00:41:55,868 --> 00:41:58,746 It's so good to see you guys. I missed you. 811 00:41:59,831 --> 00:42:01,624 This is for me? 812 00:42:01,749 --> 00:42:03,334 It's beautiful. 813 00:42:06,921 --> 00:42:08,631 Oh, I love you guys. 814 00:42:09,382 --> 00:42:12,218 I wanted to thank Dr. House, but he never visited again. 815 00:42:12,343 --> 00:42:14,846 He cured you. You didn't cure him. 816 00:42:16,389 --> 00:42:19,016 Okay, I want a hug and a kiss from every single one of you! 817 00:42:19,142 --> 00:42:20,768 Get up here right now! 818 00:42:22,895 --> 00:42:24,856 There. 819 00:42:24,981 --> 00:42:26,065 MAN ON TV: Hold on. 820 00:42:26,732 --> 00:42:28,442 WOMAN ON TV: She's converted. 821 00:42:30,736 --> 00:42:32,989 You said she was your cousin. 822 00:42:33,364 --> 00:42:34,949 Why would you lie? 823 00:42:35,533 --> 00:42:37,743 It got you to take the case. 824 00:42:38,536 --> 00:42:40,830 You lied to a friend to save a stranger. 825 00:42:40,955 --> 00:42:43,040 You don't think that's kind of screwed up? 826 00:42:43,166 --> 00:42:45,084 You've never lied to me? 827 00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:47,003 I never lie. 828 00:42:47,879 --> 00:42:49,338 Oh, right. 829 00:42:50,673 --> 00:42:51,674 MAN ON TV: Why do we do this? 830 00:42:51,799 --> 00:42:52,925 WOMAN ON TV: Because we're doctors. 831 00:42:53,050 --> 00:42:55,469 If we make mistakes, people die. 832 00:42:58,222 --> 00:42:59,223 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 833 00:43:00,016 --> 00:43:02,393 Dr. House? You have a patient. 834 00:43:09,358 --> 00:43:11,402 He says he needs a refill. 835 00:43:13,988 --> 00:43:15,740 Got change for a dollar?