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Good news, everyone.

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Tomorrow, you'll be making a delivery
to Ebola 9, the virus planet.

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Why can't they go today?

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Because tonight's a special night
and I want all of you to be alive.

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It's the Academy of Inventors'
annual symposium.

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Wow. I love symposia.

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It's the event of the scientific season.

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Every member presents an invention
and the best one wins the Academy prize.

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Sounds boring.

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Oh, my, yes, but not this year

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because my latest invention is unbeatable.

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Behold,

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the death clock.

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Simply jam your finger in the hole

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and this readout tells you
exactly how long you have left to live.

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Does it really work?

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Well, it's occasionally off
by a few seconds,

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what with free will and all.

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Sounds like fun.

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How long do I have to live?

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Ooh, dibs on his CD player!

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Who's the gross nerd?

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That's me, at the very first symposium.

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I'm the Academy's
oldest living member, you know.

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These youngsters all look up to me.

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Well, well, well.

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Look who decided
to show his wrinkled face.

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Why don't you
just leave me alone, Wernstrom?

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Face it, Farnsworth, you're over the hill.

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It's time to leave science
to the 120-year-olds.

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You young turks think you know everything.

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I was inventing things
when you were barely turning senile.

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Go home before
you embarrass yourself, old man.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I'm going to take a nap
before the ceremonies.

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Who's that jerk?

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A hundred years ago,

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he was my most promising student
at Mars University,

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but then, after one fateful pop quiz...

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A-minus?

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No one gives Ogden Wernstrom an A-minus.

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I'm sorry, but penmanship counts.

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I swear I'll have my revenge
if it takes me a hundred years.

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And here it is

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Slightly over 99 years later
and still no revenge.

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I'm essentially in the clear.

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I've been perusing
your fortified wine list

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and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight,

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the '57 Chateau Part-ay
and the '66 Thunder-Schewitz.

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Exquisite choices, sir.

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And mix them all together in a big jug.

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Welcome to this year's Academy symposium.

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I'm your host, Ron Popeil,

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inventor of Mr. Microphone,
the spray-on toupee

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and, of course, the technology
to keep human heads alive in jars.

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But wait, there's more!

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We've got a whole lineup
of inventors tonight,

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starting with
that up-and-coming young star,

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Ogden Wernstrom.

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Boo!

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More wine!

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Distinguished members of the Academy,

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I present to you the reverse scuba suit.

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Observe.

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Fetch.

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Now sit.

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I said sit!

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Bad fish!

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- Oh...
- Don't worry, Professor.

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It's no competition for your death clock.

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And what will you be presenting
this evening, Grandpa?

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Let's just say it'll put
you young whippersnappers in your place.

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I just hope it's not as lame

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as that death clock
you presented last year.

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- Eh, "last year," you say?
- That's right.

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Oh, my.

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Did it put you young whippersnappers
in your place?

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Hardly.

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We laughed until our teeth fell out.

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Come along, Cinnamon.

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Oh, dear.

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I'll have to invent something new
in the next 10 minutes,

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perhaps some sort of death clock.

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Uh, professor?

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Our last presentation
comes from our oldest member,

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

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Professor?

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Uh... Just a second. Just a second.

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Pencils down, prune face.

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Oh, yes, here I am.
Okay, now. Hello there.

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Now, we all know telescopes
allow us to see distant objects,

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but what if we want
to smell distant objects?

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Well, now we can,

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thanks to my new invention,

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the Smelloscope.

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The odor travels past
this coffee stain here,

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around the olive pit
and into this cigar burn.

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And this appears to be a... a...

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doodle of myself as a cowboy.

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But the Smelloscope
is brilliant, I tell you!

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Think of the astronomical odors
you'll smell, thanks to me!

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Oh, my.

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I've waited a hundred years
for this, Farnsworth.

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I give your invention
the worst grade imaginable,

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an A-minus-minus!

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And now for the presentation of the award.

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Listen, folks,
I'm practically giving this prize away

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to Dr. Wernstrom for his fish thingy.

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Perhaps 149 is just too old
to be a scientist.

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- Yep.
- No, Professor. Don't give up.

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There were plenty of times in my century

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when I was gonna give up,
but I never did. Never.

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Hey, are you even listening to me?

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Oh, I give up.

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By God, you're right!

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I'm going to build that Smelloscope.

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Eureka!

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Did you build the Smelloscope?

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No. I remembered
that I built one last year.

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Go ahead, try it.

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You'll find that every heavenly body
has its own particular scent.

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Here, I'll point it at Jupiter.

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Smells like strawberries.

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Exactly.

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And now Saturn.

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Pine needles.

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Oh, man, this is great.

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As long as you don't make me smell Uranus.

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I don't get it.

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I'm sorry, Fry,

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but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620

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to end that stupid joke once and for all.

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Oh. What's it called now?

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Urectum.

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- Here, let me locate it for you.
- How about...

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No, no, I think I'll just
smell around a bit over here.

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Hmm.

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Hmm.

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What is it?

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Oh, jeez, oh, man!

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Remarkable!

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A stench so foul,
it's right off the funk-o-meter.

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I daresay, Fry may have discovered

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the smelliest object
in the known universe.

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Ooh, ooh, name it after me!

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I think it's moving.

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Hmm. Perhaps the computer
can calculate its trajectory.

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My God!

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Whatever it is,
it's headed straight for us

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with enough force to reduce
this entire city to a stinky crater!

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We have less than 72 hours.

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Well, let's get lootin'.

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So this thing's gonna
destroy the whole city?

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What the heck is it?

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Ah, just as I thought.

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The answer lies in this movie
I found on the Internet.

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New York City, the year 2000.

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The most wasteful society
in the history of the galaxy,

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and it was running out of places

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to bury its never-ending
output of garbage.

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The landfills were full.

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New Jersey was full.

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And so, under cover of darkness,

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the city put its garbage out to sea
on the world's largest barge.

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The repulsive barge
circledthe oceans for 50 years

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but no country would accept it,

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not even that really filthy one.

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You know the one I mean.

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Finally, in 2052, the cityused
its mob connections to obtain a rocket

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and launch the garbage Into outer space.

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Some experts claim the ball
might return to Earth someday,

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but their concerns were dismissed
as "depressing."

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Wow, you got that off the Internet?

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In my day, the Internet was only used
to download pornography.

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Actually, that's still true.

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Now that the garbage is in space, doctor,

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perhaps you can help me
with my sexual inhibitions.

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With gusto.

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Aw.

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So that's the situation.

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Due to the shortsightedness
of Old New York,

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New New York is going to be destroyed
by a giant ball of garbage.

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Fry, what the hell
were you people thinking back then?

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How could you just
throw your garbage away?

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Hey, hey, give me a break.

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What do you do with it?

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We recycle everything.

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Robots are made from old beer cans.

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Yeah, and this beer can
is made out of old robots.

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And that sandwich you're eating
is made from old discarded sandwiches.

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Nothing just gets thrown away.

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The future is disgusting.

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Typical 20th-century attitude.

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Hey, you have no right
to criticize the 20th century.

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We gave the world the light bulb,
the steamboat, and the cotton gin.

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Those things are all
from the 19th century.

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Yeah, well, they probably just copied us.

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Please, there's no time for this now.

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This is an emergency.

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We must warn the mayor.

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Garbage ball, huh? That sounds serious.

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Very serious, Mayor Poopenmeyer.

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I gotta sure this isn't
another scientific fraud

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like global warming or secondhand smoke.

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Send in my science advisor.

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Wernstrom!

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Well, well, well.

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Come to present
your latest napkin, Professor?

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No, I'm here because a giant trash ball
is heading straight for us.

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Smell for yourself.

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Holy... Gee!

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That smell could be anything.

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A faulty stench coil,
some cheese on the lens, who knows?

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Mr. Mayor, we just got
this transmission from Neptune.

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Giant garbage ballpassed close by.

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Horrible stench!

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The transmission cuts out there, sir.

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No, I guess it keeps going.

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There we go.

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My God! The senile old man is right!

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Do you mean him or me?

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- Him.
- Oh.

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Next, New New York in crisis.

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- Morbo?
- Thanks, human female.

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Puny Earthlings were shocked today

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to learn that a ball of garbage
will destroy

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their pathetic city of New New York.

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Makes me glad we live here in Los Angeles.

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Morbo agrees.

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Can't we just shoot a missile at it?

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We've simulated that on a supercomputer,

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but the ball is just too damn gooey.

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A missile would go right through it.

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But suppose we sent a crew
to plant an explosive

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precisely on the fault line

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between this mass of coffee grounds

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and this deposit
of America Online floppy disks.

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In theory, it could work.

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Uh, in theory, perhaps,

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but you'll never find a crew willing to
take on a mission so suicidally dangerous.

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Ah, crap.

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Now, you'll only have
one chance to destroy the ball.

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After that, it will be so close to Earth
that blowing it up

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would cause garbage to rain
over the entire planet,

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killing billions.

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Aw, boo-hoo.

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Now here's the bomb I've prepared.

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Once you activate it,
you'll have 25 minutes to get away.

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That's all? But...

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Now, now.

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There'll be plenty of time
to discuss your objections

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when and if you return.

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Odor at magnitude 8.

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Magnitude 12.

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Magnitude 31.

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We're breaking up.
Turn on the anti-smell device.

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Hmm, sporty.

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Wow!

259
00:14:11,727 --> 00:14:13,562
Look at all this filth.

260
00:14:13,645 --> 00:14:15,063
It's not filth.

261
00:14:15,147 --> 00:14:18,984
It's a glorious monument
to the achievements of the 20th century.

262
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:20,903
Look, a real Beanie Baby.

263
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,572
Oh, a Mr. Spock collectors' plate.

264
00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:26,575
Some Bart Simpson dolls.

265
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,495
Eat my shorts.

266
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:31,747
Okay.

267
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:34,541
Mmm, shorts.

268
00:14:34,625 --> 00:14:37,169
Fry, this stuff
was garbage when it was new.

269
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,670
Let's blow it up already.

270
00:14:38,754 --> 00:14:40,339
This junk isn't garbage.

271
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:43,592
I can dig in any random pile
and find something great.

272
00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:55,771
All right, let's get to work.

273
00:15:01,318 --> 00:15:02,861
Let's see.

274
00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:07,032
If that's hypodermic ridge,
then the bomb must go right here.

275
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:12,120
Get ready to run.

276
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,413
We've got 25 minutes.

277
00:15:14,331 --> 00:15:15,791
Uh, 15 minutes.

278
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,168
Five minutes.

279
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,545
Six-h minutes?

280
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:21,797
Hmm.

281
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:24,758
There's your problem.

282
00:15:24,842 --> 00:15:27,970
The professor put
the counter on upside down.

283
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:29,137
That idiot.

284
00:15:29,221 --> 00:15:30,973
It wasn't set for 25 minutes.

285
00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:32,975
It was set for 52 seconds.

286
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,561
Ahhh! We're gonna die!

287
00:15:35,644 --> 00:15:36,895
- Right?
- Right.

288
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:38,146
Ahhh!

289
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:46,238
It's gonna blow!

290
00:15:49,241 --> 00:15:51,785
Hey, watch it!
You'll put somebody's eye out!

291
00:15:51,869 --> 00:15:54,246
Okay, okay, keep your space pants on.

292
00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:55,706
I'll take care of this.

293
00:16:04,298 --> 00:16:05,507
We're saved.

294
00:16:05,591 --> 00:16:08,343
Yeah, but this garbage ball's
unstoppable now.

295
00:16:08,427 --> 00:16:10,220
New New York is done for.

296
00:16:15,851 --> 00:16:20,105
All in all, this is one day
Mittens the kitten won't soon forget.

297
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:24,902
Kittens give Morbo gas.

298
00:16:24,985 --> 00:16:28,488
In lighter news,
the city of New New York is doomed.

299
00:16:28,572 --> 00:16:32,075
Blame rests with known human
Professor Hubert Farnsworth

300
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,745
and his tiny inferior brain.

301
00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:39,875
Aw! How could I have put
that bomb timer on upside down?

302
00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:43,253
I could swear I followed
the manual precisely.

303
00:16:43,337 --> 00:16:46,089
I'm a dried-up husk of a scientist.

304
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:48,133
This is all my fault.

305
00:16:48,217 --> 00:16:50,385
No, it's my fault, too.

306
00:16:50,469 --> 00:16:53,972
I'm sure I threw out
more than my share of that trash up there.

307
00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,891
Also, one month, my toilet broke

308
00:16:55,974 --> 00:16:57,893
and I just went straight
in the garbage can.

309
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:00,771
Leela was right.

310
00:17:00,854 --> 00:17:04,233
The people of the 20th century
were idiotic slobs.

311
00:17:04,316 --> 00:17:05,567
Especially me.

312
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:07,736
Enough. You all failed miserably.

313
00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:09,738
It's time to put
a real scientist in charge.

314
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,825
- Wernstrom!
- The very same.

315
00:17:13,909 --> 00:17:16,245
Dr. Wernstrom, can you save my city?

316
00:17:16,328 --> 00:17:18,372
Of course, but it'll cost you.

317
00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:20,415
- First, I'll need tenure.
- Done.

318
00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:22,626
- And a big research grant.
- You got it.

319
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,295
Also access to a lab
and five graduate students,

320
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:26,964
at least three of them Chinese.

321
00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:29,591
All right. All right, done.

322
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,510
- What's your plan?
- What plan?

323
00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,136
I'm set for life.

324
00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:35,138
Au revoir, suckers.

325
00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:37,933
That rat. Do something.

326
00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:40,227
I wish I could, but he's got tenure.

327
00:17:52,656 --> 00:17:54,491
Hmm?

328
00:17:56,535 --> 00:17:58,787
It's time to take action.

329
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:02,207
Stephanie, cancel the maid for today.
Have her come tomorrow.

330
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,251
Well, I'm out of ideas.

331
00:18:04,334 --> 00:18:05,335
Anyone?

332
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,503
Wait.

333
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:08,255
If we could build an object

334
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:12,217
the exact size, density,
and consistency of the garbage ball,

335
00:18:12,301 --> 00:18:15,762
it might just knock the ball away
without smashing it to bits.

336
00:18:16,638 --> 00:18:18,307
But where can we find a substance

337
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,351
the exact density
and consistency as garbage?

338
00:18:21,435 --> 00:18:23,604
Alas, I don't know.

339
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:25,606
Uh, what about garbage?

340
00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:26,940
Good Lord!

341
00:18:27,024 --> 00:18:30,444
A second ball of garbage.
That just might work.

342
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:34,031
But garbage isn't something you just find
lying in the streets of Manhattan.

343
00:18:34,114 --> 00:18:36,575
This city's been garbage-free
for 500 years.

344
00:18:36,658 --> 00:18:38,535
Well, then it's time to make some more.

345
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,205
Make garbage? But how?

346
00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:44,166
Stand back and watch the master.

347
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,751
This Slurm can?

348
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:47,753
Now it's garbage.

349
00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:48,962
These papers?

350
00:18:49,588 --> 00:18:51,548
Garbage.
This picture of your wife?

351
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:55,260
Pure garbage. Now you try it.

352
00:19:00,474 --> 00:19:03,018
By God, I think the boy's got something.

353
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,687
Come on, everyone.
The fate of the city's at stake.

354
00:19:06,355 --> 00:19:07,356
Good.

355
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,566
Don't finish that cruller. Throw it away.

356
00:19:09,650 --> 00:19:12,569
Bender, drink that beer
and drop the bottle on the ground.

357
00:19:12,653 --> 00:19:13,820
Very nice.

358
00:19:13,904 --> 00:19:15,572
Get that robot some more beer.

359
00:19:15,656 --> 00:19:16,698
Hmm?

360
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:18,909
We've trashed this room
but that's just a start.

361
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:21,537
We've got to get Fry's message
to the people.

362
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:26,708
People of New New York,
take a lesson from the 20th century,

363
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:31,588
stop all this pain-in-the-ass recycling
and throw your garbage on the floor.

364
00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:34,800
Go ahead, just chuck it
any old place like I used to.

365
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,635
Your city is counting on you.

366
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:50,816
If my calculations are correct,

367
00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:53,652
this garbage ball will knock
the other garbage ball

368
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:55,404
directly into the sun.

369
00:19:55,487 --> 00:19:57,447
And if my calculations are correct,

370
00:19:57,531 --> 00:19:59,658
we're all going to die horribly.

371
00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,410
Ha-ha-ha-ha, ha-ha!

372
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,494
Ha...

373
00:20:02,578 --> 00:20:04,162
All right, places, everyone.

374
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:05,873
Prepare for launch.

375
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:10,294
Five, four, three, two...

376
00:20:10,836 --> 00:20:14,423
Three, four, five, six...

377
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:16,550
Just fire the damn thing.

378
00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:19,428
Oops.

379
00:20:51,168 --> 00:20:53,921
Burning garbage.

380
00:20:54,004 --> 00:20:55,130
It worked!

381
00:20:58,175 --> 00:21:00,969
And so, on behalf of the entire city,

382
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:03,222
I thank you, Professor Farnsworth.

383
00:21:03,305 --> 00:21:07,601
I now present you with the Academy prize
which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom

384
00:21:07,684 --> 00:21:10,145
after it became apparent
that he was a jackass.

385
00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:14,775
Yes! In your face, Wernstrom!

386
00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:18,320
I'll get you, Farnsworth,
even if it takes another hundred years.

387
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:23,075
And, Fry, we owe you
a tremendous debt as well.

388
00:21:23,158 --> 00:21:26,119
Were it not for
your 20th-century garbage-making skills,

389
00:21:26,203 --> 00:21:29,373
we'd all be buried
under 20th-century garbage.

390
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,460
Should we really be celebrating?

391
00:21:33,544 --> 00:21:37,548
I mean, what if this second garbage ball
returns to Earth like the first one did?

392
00:21:37,631 --> 00:21:40,759
Well, who cares?
That won't be for hundreds of years.

393
00:21:40,843 --> 00:21:43,971
Exactly. It's none of our concern.

394
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,598
That's the 20th-century spirit.

395
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:59,194
We'll meet again

396
00:21:59,778 --> 00:22:02,281
Don't know where

397
00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:05,325
And I don't know when

398
00:22:05,409 --> 00:22:10,873
But I know we'll meet again

399
00:22:10,956 --> 00:22:15,335
Some sunny day

400
00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:23,969
Oh, keep smiling through