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I can't take it anymore!
They've been at it for hours!

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Give it a rest, you two!

3
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Sorry!

4
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Good morning, class.

5
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I trust you've all prepared
for today's final exam.

6
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Uh, excuse me. I missed a few lectures.
Uh, what subject is this?

7
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Ancient Egyptian algebra.

8
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What a nightmare!

9
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Mr. Fry, are those your underpants?

10
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Young man, I think it's time

11
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you learned a lesson
about Lightspeed brand briefs.

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Lightspeed fits
today's active lifestyle

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whether you're on the job...

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Or having fun.

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Lightspeed briefs...

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Style and comfort
for the discriminating crotch.

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Oh! What a weird dream.

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I'll never get back to sleep.

19
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So, you're telling me they broadcast
commercials into people's dreams?

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- Of course.
- But how is that possible?

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It's very simple.

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The ad gets into your brain
just like this liquid gets into this egg.

23
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Although, in reality,
it's not liquid, but gamma radiation.

24
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That's awful. It's like brainwashing.

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Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?

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Well, sure, but not in our dreams.

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Only on TV and radio...

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And in magazines...

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And movies...

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And at ball games...

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And on buses and milk cartons
and T-shirts and bananas

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and written on the sky,

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but not in dreams.

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No, sirree.

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Quit squawking, fleshwad.
Nobody's forcing you to buy anything.

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Yeah. I mean,
we all had commercials in our dreams,

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but you don't see us running off to buy
brand-name merchandise at low, low prices.

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Hi. Care to sample the latest fragrance
from Calvin Clone?

39
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No, thanks.

40
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And you, sir?

41
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No, thanks. I...

42
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What a lovely face.

43
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We just need to draw attention
away from the eye area.

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Cool.

45
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Can I try these on before I buy them?

46
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I'm afraid
I can't let you open the package,

47
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but you can try on the demo pair.

48
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Ooh.

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Ho-ho-ho.

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Hey, Bender. Great new sweater.

51
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Uh, "new"? What sweater?
I came in with it!

52
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I don't know you people.

53
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$30, please.

54
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$30? I can't afford that.

55
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Unless...

56
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Do you take Visa?

57
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Visa hasn't existed for 500 years.

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- American Express?
- 600 years.

59
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- Discover card?
- Mm, sorry, we don't take Discover.

60
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Hey... You're springing for Lightspeeds?
Pretty ritzy.

61
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No, I can't afford them. Being poor sucks.

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What kind of world is this where they
advertise things not everybody can afford?

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Quiet. There's an ad coming on.

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Hello, shoppers.

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It's me, Mom.

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- Hey, who's the rocker jockey?
- Guh! It's Mom,

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the world's most huggable industrialist.

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Call me old-fashioned,

69
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but when my robot starts to squeak
like an old screen door,

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well, that's when I reach for a can
of Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.

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Ooh, tasty.

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And remember, Mom's Oil is made with
10% more love than the next leading brand.

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"Mom," "love" and "screen door"
are registered trademarks of Momcorp.

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Hey, Bender, sounds like
you can use a little of that oil.

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Um...

76
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I'm boned.

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Freeze, scuzzbot!

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Uh, there's obviously been
some sort of a mistake here.

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I'm sure there's...

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I say, I'm sure there's...

81
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That is, I'm sure there's...

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A very...

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Reasonable...

84
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Do we have enough money
to pay Bender's fine?

85
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Seventy-eight, 79, 79.50.

86
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Crud. We're 50 cents short.

87
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I'd love to chip in,
but Bender stole my wallet.

88
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Hey, that's my old bank.

89
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Maybe my account's still open.

90
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Hmm. We don't seem
to have your retina scan,

91
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your fingerprint
or your colonic map on file.

92
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Yeah, well, I did open the account
over a thousand years ago.

93
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What about my ATM card?

94
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Do you still remember
your pin number?

95
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Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza and a large soda

96
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back where I used to work...
Pinucci's Pizza.

97
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Okay. You had a balance of 93 cents.

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All right.

99
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And at an average
of two and a quarter percent interest

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over a period of 1,000 years,
that comes to...

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$4.3 billion.

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- To Fry.
- Cheers!

103
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I know Fry's rich, but do we really
have to wear these top hats?

104
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Maybe you don't understand
just how rich he is.

105
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In fact,
I think I better put on a monocle.

106
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Pizza dinner on me.

107
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Just keep the tab under $50 million.

108
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Yo. I haven't got all day.
What kind of pizza yous guys want?

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Uh, yeah, we'll have, uh,
one with everything but anchovies

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and, uh,
one with my all-time favorite topping...

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Anchovies.

112
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Invalid selection.

113
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Yo,
what are you talking about?

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Anchovies. You know,
those little headless fish?

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Does not compute.

116
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Does not compute.

117
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I'm sorry, Fry, but the anchovy
has been extinct since the 2200s.

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- What?
- Oh, my, yes, fished to death...

119
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Just about the time your people
arrived on Earth, wasn't it, Zoidberg?

120
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I'm not on trial here.

121
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So none of you has ever had anchovies?

122
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Oh, man,
you don't know what you're missing.

123
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They were all salty and oily,
and they melted in your mouth...

124
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Stop! Stop! I admit it.
My people ate them all.

125
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We kept saying, "one more can't hurt,"
and then they were gone.

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We're sorry!

127
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I just wish I could have
showed you guys how great they were.

128
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I may be rich, but I still can't buy back

129
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all the things I miss
from the 20th century.

130
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Maybe you're forgetting
just how rich you are.

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Huh? Huh?

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Yeah!

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So, what do you think?

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I know you spent a lot of money
on this place, Fry,

135
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but it's awfully primitive.

136
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The floors are made of such hard wood.

137
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Hey, get a load of this
pathetic 20th-century TV.

138
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What's wrong with it?

139
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Well, aside from causing eye cancer,

140
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these things had a lousy,
low-definition picture.

141
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That's true.

142
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On a TV like this, I bet you couldn't even
make out my obscene tattoo.

143
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That's cute.

144
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Sold!

145
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Yes!

146
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I just don't get it.

147
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Who was this Ted Danson

148
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and why would you pay $10,000
for his skeleton?

149
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I have an idea for a sitcom.

150
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Ah, leave him alone, Leela.

151
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So he's going
a little wacko with his money.

152
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That's okay.

153
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You're just saying that

154
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'cause he bought you
that antique robot toy.

155
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Yeah.

156
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It is cute.

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Now, our final item, this unopened can

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of Angry Norwegian brand anchovies,
circa 1997.

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Anchovies?

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The last known can in existence,
guaranteed fresh and edible.

161
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Do I hear $10,000?

162
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$15,000.

163
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Twenty.

164
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Thirty. No, 40.

165
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$50,000.

166
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Are you crazy? It's a can of old fish.

167
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Don't tell me how to spend my money.

168
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Fifty, going once, twice...

169
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$75,000.

170
00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,751
Oh, my God. It's Mom.

171
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I've never seen her in person before.

172
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$100,000.

173
00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,218
Fry, you can't bid against Mom.

174
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She's the richest,
most powerful person in the world.

175
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And she's so adorable.

176
00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:42,559
Well, I suppose I could go as high as...

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$300,000.

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- Five hundred.
- Oh, mercy me. A million.

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- Two.
- Six.

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Fourteen.

181
00:10:48,732 --> 00:10:51,902
I can see the nice young man
really wants those little fish.

182
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,363
Nevertheless, I'll bid $23 million.

183
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One jillion dollars.

184
00:10:57,908 --> 00:10:59,785
Sir, that's not a number.

185
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:04,456
Oh. In that case... $50 million.

186
00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:10,170
Well, boys, your old mother knows
when she's been beat.

187
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:13,841
You win, young man.
I tip my bonnet to you.

188
00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:16,343
Oh, isn't she adorable?

189
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,554
What a class act. Sold!

190
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:21,598
To the gentleman who bought
every item In today's auction.

191
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:32,234
Now for some good old 20th-century TV.

192
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:35,612
Ah.

193
00:11:35,696 --> 00:11:37,406
Do you remember a time

194
00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:40,284
when chocolate chip cookies
came fresh from the oven?

195
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,869
Petridge Farm remembers.

196
00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,328
Oh, those were the days.

197
00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:46,123
Do you remember a time
when women couldn't vote

198
00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,834
and certain folk
weren't allowed on golf courses?

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00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,669
Petridge Farm remembers.

200
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:54,423
- Fry, are you there?
- Huh?

201
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,636
You haven't been to work in three days.
What have you been doing?

202
00:11:59,720 --> 00:12:01,180
I've been sitting right here.

203
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:04,892
I picked up my life exactly where
I left off a thousand years ago.

204
00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:09,396
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's 8:00.
Time to get busy.

205
00:12:10,731 --> 00:12:13,859
I like big butts and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny

206
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,863
You can't just sit here in the dark
listening to classical music.

207
00:12:17,946 --> 00:12:21,283
I could if you hadn't turned on the lights
and shut off the stereo.

208
00:12:21,366 --> 00:12:23,869
Fry, this isn't healthy.
You're living in the past.

209
00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:26,288
I'm rich. I can live whenever I want.

210
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:29,750
But we're your friends,
and we live here in the year 3000.

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00:12:29,833 --> 00:12:30,834
Yeah.

212
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:33,587
Now, are you going to come
to the squid fights with us

213
00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:36,757
or sit here wallowing
in your prehistoric junk?

214
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,008
Junk?

215
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:39,760
Maybe you can't understand this,

216
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:42,346
but I finally found
what I need to be happy,

217
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:44,681
and it's not friends, it's things.

218
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,141
I'm a thing.

219
00:12:46,225 --> 00:12:47,893
Just leave me alone.

220
00:12:50,479 --> 00:12:51,605
Fry, please.

221
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,025
My ponytail's caught in the door.

222
00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,276
I don't need them.

223
00:12:56,360 --> 00:13:00,614
Not when I have my antique videos,
my bucket of fossilized KFC

224
00:13:00,697 --> 00:13:03,408
and $50 million worth of anchovies.

225
00:13:07,246 --> 00:13:09,498
Mercy me, what a day.

226
00:13:09,581 --> 00:13:12,125
Could you shut the door, Igner, dear?

227
00:13:12,209 --> 00:13:14,545
I think I feel a draft coming on.

228
00:13:18,215 --> 00:13:20,425
Holy crap, that bastard's itchy.

229
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,261
Walt, cream soda.

230
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:23,720
Right away, Mother.

231
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,806
Larry, get your mother a cream soda.

232
00:13:25,889 --> 00:13:27,099
But Mom said...

233
00:13:27,182 --> 00:13:28,517
You heard me.

234
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,318
What's wrong, Mommy?

235
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,737
It's those damned anchovies.

236
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,240
That dirtbag Fry must know their secret

237
00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,368
and I won't rest
until I get my hands on them.

238
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,621
No one messes with Mom.

239
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:00,549
Quiet, you.

240
00:14:05,971 --> 00:14:09,183
As you boys know,
one of the cornerstones of my empire

241
00:14:09,266 --> 00:14:11,602
is Mom's Old-Fashioned Robot Oil.

242
00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:14,855
Think of it, ten billion robots,

243
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:18,483
each one needing an oil change
every 3,000 miles.

244
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:22,112
You don't have to do the math
to know that's a buttload of oil.

245
00:14:22,196 --> 00:14:23,530
Can I wear your fat suit?

246
00:14:23,614 --> 00:14:25,073
No, Igner, put that down!

247
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,200
Ohh.

248
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:28,493
What does this have to do
with the anchovies?

249
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:32,122
I'm getting to the freaking anchovies.

250
00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:38,420
A single drop of the anchovy's natural oil
would lubricate ten robots permanently.

251
00:14:38,504 --> 00:14:40,047
Wow. It's a shame they went extinct.

252
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,049
No, it isn't! Shut your filthy clam!

253
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:44,801
Thank you, Walt.

254
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:49,848
If anyone ever got hold of anchovy DNA,
they could chop out the oil-making gene,

255
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:52,559
stick it in a bunch of third world kids
and bam!

256
00:14:52,643 --> 00:14:54,394
Cheap, effective robot oil.

257
00:14:54,478 --> 00:14:57,397
Enough to put dear old Mom
out of business.

258
00:14:57,481 --> 00:15:03,153
My God, this Mr. Fry
must be a mastermind of the highest order.

259
00:15:08,325 --> 00:15:10,702
Esther, you ugly.

260
00:15:10,786 --> 00:15:12,246
We have only one option.

261
00:15:12,329 --> 00:15:14,498
We'll have to bankrupt Mr. Fry

262
00:15:14,581 --> 00:15:17,084
so he'll be forced
to sell the anchovies to us.

263
00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:20,254
Mother, you are one clever old scag.

264
00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:21,672
And don't you forget it.

265
00:15:21,755 --> 00:15:24,174
But how are we supposed to get
Fry's money out of the bank?

266
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:27,094
That part will be easy,
thanks to the nice people

267
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,805
at Mom's Old-Fashioned
Video Surveillance unit.

268
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,891
Do you still remember your pin number?

269
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:35,936
Sure. It's the price
of a cheese pizza and a large soda

270
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:38,230
back where I used to work...
Pinucci's Pizza.

271
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:42,359
It's the price of a cheese pizza
and a large soda.

272
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,695
You know what needs to be done.

273
00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:45,779
What?

274
00:15:45,863 --> 00:15:48,782
Get his pin number, you idiots!

275
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:53,620
Now I'm off to some charity BS
for knocked-up teenage sluts.

276
00:15:57,082 --> 00:16:00,669
Mr. Fry,
it's those three plumbers you called for.

277
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,838
We're here to tighten your drains.

278
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,173
Ow!

279
00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,427
I didn't order any...

280
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,220
Quick! Give him the tranquilizer.

281
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,642
That's a good boy.

282
00:16:21,190 --> 00:16:22,691
Wake up, Mr. Fry.

283
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,526
Where am I?

284
00:16:24,610 --> 00:16:28,322
You're in the good old year 2000
working here at Pinucci's Pizza.

285
00:16:28,405 --> 00:16:30,365
You fell asleep on the job.

286
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:33,952
Well, that sounds like me,
but I thought I got frozen.

287
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,537
Wasn't I in the future?

288
00:16:35,621 --> 00:16:39,166
No, you only "dreamed"
you were in the year 3000.

289
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,876
So I'm really back?

290
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:43,587
Well, that's exactly what I wanted,
I guess.

291
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,713
Who are you?

292
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:46,006
I'm Mr. Pinucci.

293
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:47,132
You are?

294
00:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,510
Did-did you grow a mustache
since last night?

295
00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:52,888
No. Now, go work the currency register.

296
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,390
I think I hear a customer coming.

297
00:16:55,474 --> 00:16:58,227
I said,
"I think I hear a customer coming."

298
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:03,065
Oh, hurry up, please.
I want to get back to the head museum.

299
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,567
Don't worry, Miss Anderson.
This won't take long.

300
00:17:05,651 --> 00:17:08,904
Now, your motivation is,
you're back in the year 2000

301
00:17:08,987 --> 00:17:12,449
and your head's still on your body
and you want a cheese pizza.

302
00:17:15,953 --> 00:17:17,788
Okay, but I'm only doing this

303
00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:20,457
so people will take my head seriously
as an actress.

304
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:23,043
Hey, look... Anchovies.

305
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,088
Of course. They're not extinct yet.

306
00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:30,592
And if you need further proof
that this is really a thousand years ago,

307
00:17:30,676 --> 00:17:34,179
well, here's contemporary actress
Pamela Anderson.

308
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:36,932
Ooh.

309
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,518
Hello, Fry.

310
00:17:39,601 --> 00:17:41,478
The Movie?

311
00:17:41,562 --> 00:17:42,646
Uh...

312
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:46,108
It was the first movie
to be shot entirely in slow motion.

313
00:17:46,191 --> 00:17:48,068
It hasn't been made yet.

314
00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:49,736
Then he doesn't know
I won the Oscar?

315
00:17:49,820 --> 00:17:51,613
- Nope.
- Crap!

316
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:54,074
Wait. You're Pamela Anderson.

317
00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,243
Cool. What can I get you?

318
00:17:56,326 --> 00:17:59,413
Oh, I'll have a cheese pizza
and a large...

319
00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:01,707
Uh... Line?

320
00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,792
- Soda.
- Oh, right.

321
00:18:03,876 --> 00:18:06,503
Cheese pizza
and a large soda.

322
00:18:06,587 --> 00:18:09,131
Uh, cheese and a...

323
00:18:09,214 --> 00:18:10,215
That was quick.

324
00:18:10,299 --> 00:18:12,342
So, what do I owe you?

325
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:15,053
$10.77...

326
00:18:15,137 --> 00:18:16,471
Same as my pin number.

327
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,773
Hey, you don't get to laugh.

328
00:18:30,652 --> 00:18:32,029
Thanks a billion.

329
00:18:33,864 --> 00:18:36,074
More like 4.3 billion.

330
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,744
- Oh!
- Ow!

331
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:52,257
Uh, I had a nightmare
I was in the year 2000

332
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:54,092
and you guys never existed.

333
00:18:54,176 --> 00:18:56,720
I'm so glad I'm awake now
and you're really here.

334
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,430
Since when do you care about us?

335
00:18:58,514 --> 00:19:01,183
We thought you only cared about
cans of anchovies

336
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,268
and stuffy old songs about the buttocks.

337
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,103
No, that's not true.

338
00:19:05,187 --> 00:19:06,897
Goodbye.

339
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,900
Whee!

340
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:12,903
This dream brought to you
by Lightspeed briefs.

341
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,821
Bender, Leela...

342
00:19:14,905 --> 00:19:16,031
Don't leave me.

343
00:19:17,074 --> 00:19:19,952
Wait a minute.
Hey, hey, buddy, what year is this?

344
00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,246
Uh... 3000.

345
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,372
3000?

346
00:19:23,455 --> 00:19:27,918
Yes! I'm still in the future!
Life is wonderful!

347
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,962
Wait. What are you doing with my stuff?

348
00:19:30,045 --> 00:19:33,632
Uh, check bounced.
We're taking it all back.

349
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:38,595
Oh, no, my ATM Card...
My-my secret pin number, 1077.

350
00:19:38,679 --> 00:19:41,014
I've got nothing left.

351
00:19:41,098 --> 00:19:42,558
Except...

352
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:49,398
You're Fry's relative.
Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?

353
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:50,524
Uh, what?

354
00:19:50,607 --> 00:19:53,652
Oh, yeah, they say madness
runs in our family.

355
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:56,196
Some even call me mad.

356
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:57,364
And why?

357
00:19:57,447 --> 00:20:01,368
Because I dared to dream
of my own race of atomic monsters.

358
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:04,454
Atomic supermen
with octagonal-shaped bodies

359
00:20:04,538 --> 00:20:06,248
that suck blood out of you...

360
00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,750
Leela, Bender! I missed you so much.

361
00:20:08,834 --> 00:20:10,544
You did? What happened?

362
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:14,047
I was robbed.
They got everything, except these.

363
00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,382
Who did?

364
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,050
Hello, Fry.

365
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:18,552
It's Mom.

366
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:22,055
I felt terrible when I heard
about your money troubles

367
00:20:22,139 --> 00:20:25,100
and I thought maybe I could help out
a sweet young man

368
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,060
by buying his anchovies.

369
00:20:27,144 --> 00:20:29,563
Sorry, but the anchovies aren't for sale.

370
00:20:29,646 --> 00:20:31,899
What? Listen, you little bastard.

371
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:35,736
I control the robot oil business
and I won't let you ruin me.

372
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,237
How much do you want?

373
00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,406
You might as well put that checkbook away

374
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:42,242
because I've discovered something
even more important...

375
00:20:42,326 --> 00:20:44,995
My friends, and they aren't worth
even a penny to me.

376
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:48,582
That's why these anchovies
are going on a pizza...

377
00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:52,044
So I can share the food I love
with the people I like.

378
00:20:52,127 --> 00:20:55,088
Holy hell! You're going to eat them?

379
00:20:55,172 --> 00:21:00,219
Oh! Well, just make sure you eat them all.
You're a growing boy.

380
00:21:00,302 --> 00:21:02,054
Toodle-oo!

381
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:03,305
Dumb ass.

382
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,848
What a nice lady.

383
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:14,233
Okay, my friends,
get ready for the most delicious

384
00:21:14,316 --> 00:21:16,693
extinct animal you've ever tasted.

385
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:18,987
I don't know. I've had cow.

386
00:21:23,033 --> 00:21:24,326
- Gross!
- Ick!

387
00:21:24,409 --> 00:21:25,702
Mm.

388
00:21:27,371 --> 00:21:30,165
Eh, no one likes them at first,
but they'll grow on you.

389
00:21:30,999 --> 00:21:34,044
That stench...

390
00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:35,921
That heavenly stench.

391
00:21:39,967 --> 00:21:40,968
More.

392
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:43,387
There aren't any more,
and there never will be.

393
00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:44,972
More!

394
00:21:45,055 --> 00:21:46,515
More!

395
00:21:46,598 --> 00:21:48,392
More!

396
00:21:48,475 --> 00:21:49,935
More!