1 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,609 Ooh! 2 00:01:40,651 --> 00:01:42,516 Jesus Christ! 3 00:01:42,553 --> 00:01:44,578 What's wrong? 4 00:01:44,622 --> 00:01:47,455 What's wrong? It fuckin' hurts, Doc. 5 00:01:47,492 --> 00:01:49,153 What do you think's wrong? 6 00:01:49,193 --> 00:01:51,753 As the particular mix of stupidity 7 00:01:51,796 --> 00:01:54,526 and self-pity that moved you is of no interest to me, 8 00:01:54,565 --> 00:01:56,533 I will not put to you the question 9 00:01:56,567 --> 00:02:00,196 of why you would abrade a healing wound. 10 00:02:00,238 --> 00:02:03,765 I was examining myself for fuckin' pus. 11 00:02:03,808 --> 00:02:05,105 Bullshit. 12 00:02:08,279 --> 00:02:10,179 I have a patient 13 00:02:10,214 --> 00:02:13,183 whose shattered foot is going gangrenous. 14 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,014 I'll likely amputate. 15 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,543 He's a salesman. 16 00:02:17,588 --> 00:02:19,783 His livelihood 17 00:02:19,824 --> 00:02:22,918 depends on walking. 18 00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:26,795 I'll return tomorrow. 19 00:02:26,831 --> 00:02:29,231 If I see any further evidence of self-mutilation, 20 00:02:29,267 --> 00:02:31,963 that will be the last day I treat you. 21 00:02:40,178 --> 00:02:42,271 One wonders, sir, 22 00:02:42,313 --> 00:02:45,680 if last evening installed in your hostel 23 00:02:45,716 --> 00:02:48,583 a woman of exotic appearance, 24 00:02:48,619 --> 00:02:51,816 not perhaps gypsy by extraction. 25 00:02:51,856 --> 00:02:54,552 What would your business with her be 26 00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,685 if she had? 27 00:02:56,727 --> 00:02:58,558 To hear my fortune told. 28 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,427 There'll be none of that on these premises. 29 00:03:00,465 --> 00:03:02,126 Nor were those my true intentions. 30 00:03:02,166 --> 00:03:05,567 Your query is impertinent. 31 00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:08,037 Is the lady here? 32 00:03:09,707 --> 00:03:11,402 - 2-C. - As your faith 33 00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,808 must proscribe receiving bribes, 34 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:16,245 credit the five toward her stay. 35 00:03:21,886 --> 00:03:24,480 - Thanks so much, Aunt Lou. - All right. 36 00:03:24,522 --> 00:03:27,013 You know I'll notify you first word 37 00:03:27,058 --> 00:03:29,754 from the freight office about your boy's remains. 38 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:30,954 All right. 39 00:03:34,632 --> 00:03:36,725 There's a stout woman, the Countess Berman, 40 00:03:36,767 --> 00:03:39,429 fires and hires for the troupe. 41 00:03:39,470 --> 00:03:42,701 You will meet her at the theater should you appear and apply. 42 00:03:42,740 --> 00:03:46,642 The devout Shaunessey has a week in advance to your account. 43 00:03:46,677 --> 00:03:49,009 Take it back from him. 44 00:03:49,046 --> 00:03:50,445 I won't take money from you. 45 00:03:50,481 --> 00:03:53,450 Are you not being quite absurd, 46 00:03:53,484 --> 00:03:56,749 in the self-serving way of your sex? 47 00:03:56,787 --> 00:03:58,812 You come here penniless, a supplicant. 48 00:03:58,856 --> 00:04:01,984 - For learning. - Well well well... 49 00:04:02,026 --> 00:04:04,290 and to learn, must you not live? 50 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:08,025 And how will you do so amidst the thoroughfare's depravities? 51 00:04:10,301 --> 00:04:12,235 Let me stay in the theater. 52 00:04:14,105 --> 00:04:17,404 At a minimum, for the career to which you aspire 53 00:04:17,441 --> 00:04:20,342 you show the requisite presumption. 54 00:04:27,118 --> 00:04:30,451 No small part, the hotel's amelioration 55 00:04:30,488 --> 00:04:32,080 under your regime. 56 00:04:32,123 --> 00:04:35,524 The nigger cook, no small part. 57 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,653 I heard you. 58 00:04:43,734 --> 00:04:46,999 Hmm, a tenant when last I was resident 59 00:04:47,038 --> 00:04:49,029 in the previous regime. 60 00:04:59,483 --> 00:05:01,713 I thought the evening went well. 61 00:05:01,752 --> 00:05:04,346 - Wonderful. - Very much to our purposes... 62 00:05:04,388 --> 00:05:06,356 the idea of us in the camp. 63 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:09,188 And what about that 64 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:11,217 beautiful harem dance 65 00:05:11,262 --> 00:05:14,561 by that darling little dark-haired prostitute? 66 00:05:19,170 --> 00:05:20,330 My God. 67 00:05:21,706 --> 00:05:24,072 Make yourself fuckin' small, Mrs. Ellsworth! 68 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,509 My goodness. 69 00:05:31,549 --> 00:05:34,211 I believe someone's shooting at the former tenant. 70 00:05:38,723 --> 00:05:41,487 Keep your fuckin' head down! 71 00:05:41,525 --> 00:05:44,619 Get to the fuckin' schoolhouse! Particular attention to the foundling 72 00:05:44,662 --> 00:05:46,721 and send fuckin' Trixie over here! 73 00:05:47,999 --> 00:05:50,968 Oh, just some nonsense among the ordinaries, sir. 74 00:05:51,002 --> 00:05:53,232 Getting Mrs. Ellsworth under cover. 75 00:05:53,270 --> 00:05:56,364 Excess of fuckin' caution, but you yourself, sir, are absolutely safe! 76 00:05:56,407 --> 00:05:59,604 Absolutely safe, sir. 77 00:06:01,078 --> 00:06:03,342 Wire Bullock in Sturgis. 78 00:06:03,381 --> 00:06:04,678 "Return's urgently required." 79 00:06:04,715 --> 00:06:06,706 In fuckin' generalities only, 80 00:06:06,751 --> 00:06:09,720 otherwise that maniac'll come back shooting. 81 00:06:09,754 --> 00:06:12,018 No, not that way. Don't want that cocksucker 82 00:06:12,056 --> 00:06:14,422 knowing nothing of our business. Upstairs and fuckin' around 83 00:06:14,458 --> 00:06:17,018 you'll find the fuckin' telegraph. Johnny. 84 00:06:17,061 --> 00:06:19,086 Oughtn't someone look out for who fired? 85 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:21,496 Richardson, look into who fired. 86 00:06:23,134 --> 00:06:25,967 - What was it? - The business of others. 87 00:06:26,003 --> 00:06:29,063 Shall we review the bidding in my fuckin' office? 88 00:06:29,106 --> 00:06:32,564 - Oh, I need to take off my corset. - No one objects to that here. 89 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,971 Easily as it could have been some hooplehead, 90 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:11,174 not knowing who or what he was shooting at, 91 00:07:11,215 --> 00:07:14,912 it's likely prudent to credit you as the target. 92 00:07:14,952 --> 00:07:16,817 Yes. 93 00:07:16,854 --> 00:07:20,654 If I'd been aimed at, of course, 94 00:07:20,691 --> 00:07:22,989 dozens of authors would need be considered. 95 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:25,461 - Yes. - So I know someone's in there, 96 00:07:25,496 --> 00:07:27,464 vary your replies, 97 00:07:27,498 --> 00:07:30,228 such as, "Yes... 98 00:07:30,267 --> 00:07:31,700 and I'd be one of them." 99 00:07:31,736 --> 00:07:35,365 That wouldn't be very grateful of me. 100 00:07:40,811 --> 00:07:43,006 It's horrible being shot at. Never gets no better. 101 00:07:44,014 --> 00:07:46,141 - Yeah. - What the fuck? 102 00:07:46,183 --> 00:07:48,413 Assuming she ain't got 103 00:07:48,452 --> 00:07:51,444 the smell of gunpowder on her fingers, 104 00:07:51,489 --> 00:07:53,548 I'm leaving you to her. 105 00:07:54,658 --> 00:07:56,990 Thank you, Mr. Swearengen. 106 00:08:02,233 --> 00:08:04,360 Who the fuck shot at her? 107 00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:07,097 Who the fuck knows? Hearst? Her first husband's family? 108 00:08:07,138 --> 00:08:09,197 They both work with the fuckin' Pinkertons. 109 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:10,901 Maybe they're now allied. 110 00:08:10,941 --> 00:08:13,171 Someone should see to the child as her fuckin' heir. 111 00:08:13,210 --> 00:08:15,337 Being looked to. Just you fuckin' look after that one 112 00:08:15,379 --> 00:08:18,177 till matters clarify. Don't think of tossing the place. 113 00:08:18,215 --> 00:08:20,479 Every fuckin' valuable's inventoried. 114 00:08:20,518 --> 00:08:22,713 Get Tom Nuttall! Cheyenne's off. 115 00:08:22,753 --> 00:08:24,846 God damn it! Second-rate deployment, Dan, 116 00:08:24,889 --> 00:08:26,857 sending you off for reinforcements 117 00:08:26,891 --> 00:08:30,054 - to come back to a camp in ruins. - I'll pack, unpack, repack. 118 00:08:30,094 --> 00:08:32,927 Whoever you intended to fuck, send monies to bring her here. 119 00:08:32,963 --> 00:08:36,626 Who I intended to fuck won't ride a stagecoach. Makes her puke. 120 00:08:36,667 --> 00:08:38,362 Toast and eggs or toast and bacon... 121 00:08:38,402 --> 00:08:41,132 she can choose or she can mix 'em, 122 00:08:41,172 --> 00:08:43,766 - whatever she wants. - Why the fuck are you telling me? 123 00:08:51,382 --> 00:08:53,942 Every step a fuckin' adventure. 124 00:08:53,984 --> 00:08:57,147 Collect fuckin' Ellsworth. Nothing of her being shot at. 125 00:08:57,188 --> 00:08:59,383 What am I to say I'm collecting him for? 126 00:08:59,423 --> 00:09:02,881 - Just knock him out and bring him in. - Do you want to close? 127 00:09:02,927 --> 00:09:04,554 No, I don't wanna close. 128 00:09:04,595 --> 00:09:07,792 Fuckin' Hearst's to see not one single sign 129 00:09:07,832 --> 00:09:11,063 on any fuckin' front that he's had half a cunt hair's effect 130 00:09:11,101 --> 00:09:13,069 on any of the comings and goings in this camp. 131 00:09:13,103 --> 00:09:15,594 Telegram's sent to the sheriff. 132 00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:19,040 Blazanov's helping Merrick dress. 133 00:09:19,076 --> 00:09:20,703 Why the fuck would you say that to me? 134 00:09:20,744 --> 00:09:23,042 Merrick... that was beat up yesterday... 135 00:09:23,080 --> 00:09:24,604 is being helped 136 00:09:24,648 --> 00:09:27,116 to dress by Blazanov. 137 00:09:27,151 --> 00:09:29,119 Now Blazanov sent the telegram 138 00:09:29,153 --> 00:09:30,643 to the sheriff, 139 00:09:30,688 --> 00:09:33,384 so's Merrick could come do his part. 140 00:09:33,424 --> 00:09:34,584 All right. 141 00:09:34,625 --> 00:09:36,923 Should I relieve Adams at the schoolhouse? 142 00:09:36,961 --> 00:09:38,929 Please. 143 00:09:38,963 --> 00:09:41,830 Let Adams come back here, 144 00:09:41,866 --> 00:09:43,697 be available for whatever nefarious 145 00:09:43,734 --> 00:09:45,793 fuckin' carryings-on you assign him, 146 00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:49,135 'cause I do not take orders from you. 147 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:01,845 Before she eats, she somersaults 148 00:10:01,886 --> 00:10:03,183 and don't want no one to see. 149 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,678 In fact, I rarely eat before noon. 150 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:09,090 Well, maybe you just ain't found what you like to eat yet. 151 00:10:09,126 --> 00:10:11,617 Get out, Jewel. 152 00:10:19,436 --> 00:10:21,336 Did you ever have bacon? 153 00:10:21,372 --> 00:10:23,602 - I very well might. - Goodbye, Jewel. 154 00:10:23,641 --> 00:10:24,903 Thank you. 155 00:10:29,113 --> 00:10:30,944 That was so considerate of her. 156 00:10:30,981 --> 00:10:33,381 Fascinated by you. 157 00:10:44,561 --> 00:10:46,791 If you saw who it was and want to say, 158 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:49,697 I wouldn't have to tell Al. 159 00:10:49,733 --> 00:10:52,293 I didn't see. 160 00:10:52,336 --> 00:10:54,304 And I'm very grateful 161 00:10:54,338 --> 00:10:56,306 to be under Mr. Swearengen's protection. 162 00:10:56,340 --> 00:10:58,365 Yeah, he's a prince. 163 00:10:58,409 --> 00:11:01,572 In the sheriff's absence, I mean. 164 00:11:01,612 --> 00:11:04,706 Good a place as any for you to be... 165 00:11:06,216 --> 00:11:08,741 in the sheriff's absence. 166 00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,261 She somersaulted and ate 167 00:11:29,306 --> 00:11:32,366 and says her entire fuckin' dietary outlook has changed. 168 00:11:32,409 --> 00:11:34,604 What plate did she eat from? 169 00:11:34,645 --> 00:11:36,579 She ate from them fuckin' both. 170 00:11:40,417 --> 00:11:42,385 What a world. 171 00:11:42,419 --> 00:11:45,786 A woman in innocent transit. 172 00:11:45,823 --> 00:11:47,984 A wayward shot from some watering hole, 173 00:11:48,025 --> 00:11:50,858 do you suppose, prompted by a surfeit of spirits, 174 00:11:50,894 --> 00:11:54,421 exuberant punctuations of some sort? 175 00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:56,433 Do you believe anything you say? 176 00:11:56,467 --> 00:11:58,435 I am hypothesizing. 177 00:11:58,469 --> 00:12:02,303 And have you some private hypothesis as to my possible role? 178 00:12:02,339 --> 00:12:05,934 - In the shooting at Mrs. Ellsworth? - In the rising of the sun. 179 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,877 I would hypothesize 180 00:12:08,912 --> 00:12:12,370 as to the latter possibility, sir, before imagining 181 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,247 - you involved with the first. - Come, Jarry. 182 00:12:14,284 --> 00:12:16,809 My holdings butt up against hers. 183 00:12:16,854 --> 00:12:19,584 I value efficiencies and economies 184 00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:21,113 of consolidation. 185 00:12:21,158 --> 00:12:24,685 Haven't I reason to nudge her toward a sale? 186 00:12:28,632 --> 00:12:32,033 Men of a certain caliber 187 00:12:32,069 --> 00:12:34,435 cannot allow fastidious morality 188 00:12:34,471 --> 00:12:36,905 to distract them from the exigencies of commerce, 189 00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:38,464 can they, Mr. Hearst? 190 00:12:38,509 --> 00:12:42,377 And did you heave up your responsibilities 191 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:45,678 upon broad and reconciled shoulders? 192 00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:48,913 - No. - Perhaps then, rather, 193 00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:52,353 at this moment you are Socrates 194 00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:54,414 to my Alcibiades, 195 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,892 taking it upon yourself to edify me. 196 00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,491 Are you saying you want to fuck me? 197 00:13:02,533 --> 00:13:04,194 What? 198 00:13:04,234 --> 00:13:07,032 Well, you keep calling yourself Alcibiades to my Socrates. 199 00:13:07,071 --> 00:13:10,370 Are you proposing some sort of a homosexual connection between us? 200 00:13:10,407 --> 00:13:12,432 I forgot that part of the story. 201 00:13:13,677 --> 00:13:16,168 Wait. 202 00:13:18,649 --> 00:13:21,516 But if I were courting you, Mr. Hearst, 203 00:13:21,552 --> 00:13:24,180 I claim no allure of my own, 204 00:13:24,221 --> 00:13:26,712 suggesting only the mutuality of our interests 205 00:13:26,757 --> 00:13:29,624 concerning the upcoming elections grants my suit 206 00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:31,457 some small virtue. 207 00:13:31,495 --> 00:13:34,487 As you gaze upon me, sir, 208 00:13:34,531 --> 00:13:37,694 recall that some unions of convenience 209 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,998 may outlast those conceived in passion. 210 00:13:40,037 --> 00:13:41,368 Get up off your knees. 211 00:13:41,405 --> 00:13:44,033 Of course. 212 00:13:44,074 --> 00:13:47,566 Elections cannot inconvenience me. 213 00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:50,239 They ratify my will or I neuter them. 214 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:53,716 - Compelling perspective. - Time to go back to Yankton. 215 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,741 - For me? - Yes. 216 00:13:58,722 --> 00:14:00,917 Locked. 217 00:14:09,433 --> 00:14:11,958 The troops in Sturgis will await your instructions. 218 00:14:12,002 --> 00:14:13,333 Thank you very much. 219 00:14:25,415 --> 00:14:26,882 "I like winter 220 00:14:26,917 --> 00:14:30,648 when snow and ice cover the ground." 221 00:14:40,330 --> 00:14:42,298 "I like winter 222 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:46,166 when snow and ice cover... 223 00:15:02,853 --> 00:15:05,447 - What are you doing here? - Too afraid. 224 00:15:05,489 --> 00:15:07,980 If you were too afraid, you wouldn't be here. 225 00:15:08,025 --> 00:15:10,619 Too afraid to explain. 226 00:15:10,661 --> 00:15:12,424 He's got a note pinned to him, Al. 227 00:15:12,462 --> 00:15:14,726 Take it off him. 228 00:15:14,765 --> 00:15:17,563 Then stick him in the eye with the fucking pin. 229 00:15:17,601 --> 00:15:19,592 He don't mean it. 230 00:15:24,441 --> 00:15:26,136 Tell him, "Nothing." 231 00:15:26,176 --> 00:15:28,337 - I'll just keep quiet. - No. 232 00:15:28,378 --> 00:15:31,211 Tell E.B., "Nothing's going on," 233 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:34,115 and then tell him, "If I wanted to tell you anything, 234 00:15:34,151 --> 00:15:37,348 I'd have told you. Don't send the imbecile over with no more notes." 235 00:15:37,387 --> 00:15:39,321 I can't remember all that. 236 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,620 Can you remember, "Nothing's going on"? 237 00:15:41,658 --> 00:15:43,250 - Yes. - Tell him that then. 238 00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:45,557 Thank you. 239 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:56,168 The Mrs. Ellsworth was shot at? 240 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,231 Got her upstairs. 241 00:15:58,275 --> 00:16:00,004 I figured... 242 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,944 we'd hunker down till matters clarify. 243 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,641 Lovely. 244 00:16:04,681 --> 00:16:06,945 What did the geek say walking past you? 245 00:16:06,984 --> 00:16:10,317 "The girls in here are pretty." 246 00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:12,652 The fool husband ought soon appear. 247 00:16:12,689 --> 00:16:14,816 Some small number to deal 248 00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:16,689 with his dudgeon, 249 00:16:16,727 --> 00:16:19,195 main force in reserve for Bullock. 250 00:16:21,498 --> 00:16:23,693 Okay. 251 00:16:37,147 --> 00:16:39,411 How did sentiment incline in this joint 252 00:16:39,449 --> 00:16:41,508 when Bullock and Harry spoke last? 253 00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:43,985 - Glad when they finished. - As to who had the upper hand? 254 00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:46,546 Fucking cross-legged pose your man struck, Tom, 255 00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:48,888 may have swayed the diarrhea faction. 256 00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:50,916 Creek was having its way with Harry. 257 00:16:50,961 --> 00:16:52,929 The fuck was the logic 258 00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:55,397 when he sent that giant captain to fight you? 259 00:16:55,432 --> 00:16:58,595 - Get me killed. - It wasn't to get you killed. 260 00:16:58,635 --> 00:17:02,127 His man finally kills you after a more or less equal fight? 261 00:17:02,172 --> 00:17:04,140 I gotta go reassure my Jew. 262 00:17:04,174 --> 00:17:06,233 Out of boredom's why he put that fight together. 263 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,608 Same with this too. 264 00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:12,376 Fucking shots at her fore and aft. 265 00:17:12,416 --> 00:17:15,112 Wants to see he's made people afraid, so he knows he's a fucking big shot. 266 00:17:15,152 --> 00:17:17,677 Exactly fucking correct, Tom. 267 00:17:17,721 --> 00:17:20,246 If this was overture to an onslaught, 268 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,724 he'd have let them pistoleros loose by now 269 00:17:22,759 --> 00:17:24,818 to start the actual killing. 270 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:26,852 That's the keenest of fucking assessments. 271 00:17:26,897 --> 00:17:29,457 Mightn't that argue for my trip to Cheyenne? 272 00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,899 He ain't waiting no fucking week, Dan. 273 00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:35,302 I leave here full of confidence knowing you're all thinking in concert. 274 00:17:35,339 --> 00:17:37,569 But I'd as soon not die fighting 275 00:17:37,607 --> 00:17:41,270 25 against four... you being my missing fifth, 276 00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,939 the equal of 10 of Hearst's fucking mercenaries, and Bullock, 277 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,244 who's no fucking slouch either, 278 00:17:46,283 --> 00:17:48,251 if he ever gets the fuck back, 279 00:17:48,285 --> 00:17:50,310 bringing the odds closer to even. 280 00:17:50,354 --> 00:17:51,981 Well, her Jew's got sand 281 00:17:52,022 --> 00:17:54,889 if you tell him where to point the gun. 282 00:17:54,925 --> 00:17:58,861 I'd trust a fucking wire to Cheyenne if I knew someone to send it to. 283 00:18:00,564 --> 00:18:02,691 Far as that, there's Hawkeye. 284 00:18:04,101 --> 00:18:06,296 You were told never to say his name. 285 00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:07,803 Well, now I did. 286 00:18:07,838 --> 00:18:09,669 And I'd trust him to hire the guns. 287 00:18:09,706 --> 00:18:12,675 And the hiring to take place where? 288 00:18:12,709 --> 00:18:14,734 Up that squaw's cunt he's fucking? 289 00:18:14,778 --> 00:18:16,643 Squaw's in Lead, not Cheyenne. 290 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,148 Did he take vows of abstinence in Cheyenne? 291 00:18:19,182 --> 00:18:21,309 Do they let him have wires in his monastery? 292 00:18:21,351 --> 00:18:23,911 I'd trust Hawkeye... once he learned the situation... 293 00:18:23,954 --> 00:18:26,320 to hire the guns without stealing, 294 00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,914 to herd 'em back here to help us out, 295 00:18:27,958 --> 00:18:29,755 not stopping to get laid in Lead. 296 00:18:29,793 --> 00:18:31,522 - Can Hawkeye read? - He can, 297 00:18:31,561 --> 00:18:34,189 and I can put my words such in the wire, 298 00:18:34,231 --> 00:18:36,665 he'll take my meaning and prying cocksuckers won't. 299 00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:40,261 Go get the fucking Russian, send the fucking wire. 300 00:18:40,303 --> 00:18:42,430 - Out the front or by the stairs? - By the stairs, 301 00:18:42,472 --> 00:18:44,440 by the fucking stairs. 302 00:18:45,675 --> 00:18:48,576 We want his piss pot's play hours 303 00:18:48,612 --> 00:18:50,773 occupied by confusion and grievance. 304 00:18:50,814 --> 00:18:52,213 We want him sitting, 305 00:18:52,249 --> 00:18:54,444 sulking like a three-year-old 306 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:56,111 whose toys won't do his bidding. 307 00:18:56,153 --> 00:18:59,418 I had a fucking jack-in-the-box. 308 00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:01,287 I'd turn and turn 309 00:19:01,324 --> 00:19:03,792 and turn that fucking handle, and the jack, 310 00:19:03,827 --> 00:19:05,055 he'd never jump. 311 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:10,590 If she'd complete her walk to the bank... 312 00:19:12,002 --> 00:19:15,028 she'd confound this motherless cunt. 313 00:19:15,071 --> 00:19:18,370 Tea for two, Jewel, on a fucking tray! 314 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:20,808 When did you start giving that cocksucker Swearengen 315 00:19:20,844 --> 00:19:23,335 a "by your leave" and "if you fucking say so"? 316 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:26,543 Jane. 317 00:19:26,583 --> 00:19:28,813 All's I asked, Jane, 318 00:19:28,852 --> 00:19:31,446 did he know you was relieving me? 319 00:19:31,488 --> 00:19:34,082 Maybe Swearengen's coordinating strategy 320 00:19:34,124 --> 00:19:36,217 'cause the sheriff being gone campaigning 321 00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:37,886 his deputy didn't jump to take charge. 322 00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:39,828 We just thought we could release you 323 00:19:39,863 --> 00:19:41,831 to other responsibilities, Mr. Utter, 324 00:19:41,865 --> 00:19:44,060 and I could run get you if they hetted up. 325 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,761 Assuming the unlikely need. 326 00:19:48,205 --> 00:19:50,196 All right. 327 00:20:00,684 --> 00:20:03,448 That's how you have to fucking deal with him. 328 00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,786 Cocksucker. 329 00:20:10,827 --> 00:20:13,261 Um... 330 00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,287 how you doing, Ellsworth? 331 00:20:16,766 --> 00:20:19,735 What the fuck did you hit me for? 332 00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,430 You realize that was me? 333 00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:24,634 You think I'm asking out of general suspicion? 334 00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:27,939 All right, I'll, uh... I'll tell you what happened, 335 00:20:27,978 --> 00:20:30,970 fill you in on the full fucking circumstance. 336 00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:35,349 Now, uh... 337 00:20:36,419 --> 00:20:39,786 Mrs. Ellsworth is completely safe. 338 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,815 Calm down or I will hit you over the fucking head again, 339 00:20:42,859 --> 00:20:44,827 maybe use some more of them spirits 340 00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:47,352 - under your goddamn nose. - What happened? 341 00:20:47,397 --> 00:20:50,025 Well... 342 00:20:50,066 --> 00:20:52,034 there was some 343 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,434 completely-no-fucking- damage-done gunfire 344 00:20:54,471 --> 00:20:56,632 taken at Mrs. Ellsworth fore and aft. 345 00:20:56,673 --> 00:20:59,403 - But she... she couldn't be no better. - I'll kill that cocksucker. 346 00:20:59,442 --> 00:21:01,603 You get out of my way, or I'll kill you fucking first. 347 00:21:01,645 --> 00:21:05,103 Put up a struggle, Ellsworth... it's stupid goddamn thinking. 348 00:21:05,148 --> 00:21:07,742 Why would they take shots at Mrs. Ellsworth fore and aft 349 00:21:07,784 --> 00:21:09,877 when they could have just blowed her fucking head off? 350 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:13,083 - Goddamn it. - Calm down and think about it! 351 00:21:14,591 --> 00:21:17,924 They took shots at her fore and aft so that you would come running, 352 00:21:17,961 --> 00:21:20,862 so they could do to you what they could have done to her but they didn't. 353 00:21:20,897 --> 00:21:22,865 And to Bullock too, maybe. 354 00:21:22,899 --> 00:21:26,062 So do you see how goddamn irresponsible it would have been of me 355 00:21:26,102 --> 00:21:29,663 to allow you full fucking conscious movement? 356 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:31,469 Do you see? 357 00:21:33,410 --> 00:21:35,503 Now... 358 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:38,309 I'm gonna cut loose them throttles, 359 00:21:38,348 --> 00:21:41,215 but you best not make me regret it. 360 00:21:41,251 --> 00:21:43,685 Them shots were meant 361 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:46,518 for maybe rethinking your tenure here, huh? 362 00:21:46,556 --> 00:21:48,547 Maybe too, in the aftermath, 363 00:21:48,592 --> 00:21:51,060 the shots' author designed 364 00:21:51,094 --> 00:21:54,495 Mr. Ellsworth would be moved to take steps, or Sheriff Bullock would, 365 00:21:54,531 --> 00:21:56,795 that'd justify a violent answer. 366 00:21:56,833 --> 00:21:59,825 The author being Mr. Hearst. 367 00:21:59,869 --> 00:22:01,837 Him, or him having made cause 368 00:22:01,871 --> 00:22:03,736 with your first husband's family, 369 00:22:03,773 --> 00:22:07,231 Pinkertons presiding over the vows. 370 00:22:07,277 --> 00:22:09,871 We've wired Bullock to counsel restraint. 371 00:22:09,913 --> 00:22:12,905 We've Ellsworth trussed up downstairs. 372 00:22:12,949 --> 00:22:15,816 Little in the past commends me to your trust. 373 00:22:15,852 --> 00:22:17,752 I'd ask you, accepting the premise 374 00:22:17,787 --> 00:22:21,188 that you were bait, not quarry... 375 00:22:21,224 --> 00:22:23,454 complete your walk to the bank. 376 00:22:24,628 --> 00:22:27,188 Get that fucking angler fulminating, 377 00:22:27,230 --> 00:22:28,993 tangling his fucking tackle 378 00:22:29,032 --> 00:22:31,000 - and the fucking like. - Mr. Swearengen. 379 00:22:31,034 --> 00:22:32,228 I'm sorry. 380 00:23:09,105 --> 00:23:11,073 I'm quite all right. 381 00:23:11,107 --> 00:23:14,338 I thank God for it. 382 00:23:14,377 --> 00:23:16,675 And I'd be glad to keep you company 383 00:23:16,713 --> 00:23:18,681 the rest of your day. 384 00:23:18,715 --> 00:23:20,740 I'd be glad if you'd join me at the bank 385 00:23:20,784 --> 00:23:23,446 in a few minutes' time, 386 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:25,750 having made my way to the bank alone. 387 00:23:25,789 --> 00:23:28,690 Why in heaven's name would you want to do that? 388 00:23:28,725 --> 00:23:31,125 To demonstrate 389 00:23:31,161 --> 00:23:33,254 his tactic's failure 390 00:23:33,296 --> 00:23:36,424 and to bid defiance to him who shot at me. 391 00:23:36,466 --> 00:23:38,900 I got an idea who had you shot at. 392 00:23:38,935 --> 00:23:41,096 Wouldn't mind killing him, even if I'm wrong. 393 00:23:41,137 --> 00:23:44,538 If the shots meant not to harm me but to provoke certain others, 394 00:23:44,574 --> 00:23:46,508 wouldn't attempting that be playing 395 00:23:46,543 --> 00:23:48,738 into our adversary's strategy? 396 00:23:48,778 --> 00:23:50,746 If it ends with one between Hearst's eyes, 397 00:23:50,780 --> 00:23:52,611 let me play to his strategy and welcome. 398 00:23:54,818 --> 00:23:57,218 I hope instead you'd have dinner tonight 399 00:23:57,253 --> 00:23:58,982 with Sofia and me, 400 00:23:59,022 --> 00:24:00,990 all of us having passed 401 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:03,288 the interval uneventfully. 402 00:24:05,895 --> 00:24:08,489 In any case, 403 00:24:08,531 --> 00:24:11,500 please accede to my walking to the bank alone. 404 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,719 I'd not have you step 405 00:24:40,764 --> 00:24:43,756 one more foot forward, Ellsworth. 406 00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,564 As I fucking understand. 407 00:26:01,477 --> 00:26:03,570 For Mr. Swearengen. 408 00:26:05,215 --> 00:26:07,206 Last man took a note for you to Swearengen 409 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:09,445 wound up dead. 410 00:26:09,485 --> 00:26:11,476 The man you refer to knew the note he bore 411 00:26:11,521 --> 00:26:13,580 might bring about that outcome. 412 00:26:13,623 --> 00:26:16,490 This note's import's more innocuous. 413 00:26:16,526 --> 00:26:18,289 Will it make you less afraid to read it? 414 00:26:18,328 --> 00:26:21,354 I ain't afraid. I guess I made a poor joke. 415 00:26:21,397 --> 00:26:23,365 - You do read. - Sure, sure I do. 416 00:26:23,399 --> 00:26:25,060 Read the note then. 417 00:26:31,574 --> 00:26:34,304 - It's good. - Out loud, so I know you can. 418 00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:37,541 - I made a poor joke... - Out loud, to prove you are lettered 419 00:26:37,580 --> 00:26:40,981 and not a liar unfit for my employ! 420 00:26:45,889 --> 00:26:48,449 "Thanks from all for your rescue 421 00:26:48,491 --> 00:26:49,515 of Mrs. Ellsworth. 422 00:26:49,559 --> 00:26:52,357 Who could have shot at her? 423 00:26:52,395 --> 00:26:54,329 Do you wish her guarded 424 00:26:54,364 --> 00:26:57,663 at the bank with the sheriff away? 425 00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:01,261 I saw you let her walk alone. 426 00:27:01,304 --> 00:27:03,363 Answer via bearer." 427 00:27:05,675 --> 00:27:08,906 You don't read easily, do you? 428 00:27:15,752 --> 00:27:18,152 Why don't you come to my office 429 00:27:18,187 --> 00:27:20,417 while I compose my reply? 430 00:27:30,533 --> 00:27:32,797 I'd have asked Jewel ask her, 431 00:27:32,835 --> 00:27:34,803 if I thought to ask, 432 00:27:34,837 --> 00:27:36,805 if I'd foreseen in time. 433 00:27:36,839 --> 00:27:38,807 You'd have only put Jewel in a position... 434 00:27:38,841 --> 00:27:42,504 She talks to Trixie, the bank woman. Why wouldn't she talk to us? 435 00:27:42,545 --> 00:27:44,604 'Cause she has something to say to Trixie. 436 00:27:44,647 --> 00:27:46,012 We'd just be asking conversation 437 00:27:46,049 --> 00:27:47,744 that she wouldn't know where to begin with. 438 00:27:47,784 --> 00:27:49,809 Philadelphia's where she's from. 439 00:27:49,852 --> 00:27:51,410 It's what we could've had as a subject. 440 00:27:51,454 --> 00:27:53,422 Got beautiful gracious manners there. 441 00:27:53,456 --> 00:27:56,254 Philadelphia, its many gracious attractions. 442 00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:58,157 Her dress, her comportment. 443 00:27:58,194 --> 00:28:00,185 She'd have fucking talked to us. 444 00:28:02,565 --> 00:28:04,726 May we speak? 445 00:28:06,769 --> 00:28:09,602 You stand in the hallway addressing me in my room. 446 00:28:09,639 --> 00:28:11,368 Yes. 447 00:28:23,987 --> 00:28:27,184 The girl who danced last evening, 448 00:28:27,223 --> 00:28:30,124 - vagabond sort, hodgepodge costume... - I know who you mean. 449 00:28:30,159 --> 00:28:31,922 She'll be staying in the theater, 450 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:34,896 possibly joining the troupe. 451 00:28:34,931 --> 00:28:38,128 Knowing precious little at all events, 452 00:28:38,167 --> 00:28:41,603 of the course now charting I know absolutely 453 00:28:41,637 --> 00:28:44,629 - nothing at all. - You seem to know what it means for us. 454 00:28:44,674 --> 00:28:46,437 Knowing you, I suppose I do, 455 00:28:46,476 --> 00:28:48,808 swearing I've laid 456 00:28:48,845 --> 00:28:50,540 no carnal hand to her. 457 00:28:50,580 --> 00:28:52,980 What does installing her accomplish acknowledging me could not? 458 00:28:53,016 --> 00:28:56,577 Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. 459 00:28:56,619 --> 00:28:58,416 That I'm old, 460 00:28:58,454 --> 00:29:01,184 that I've lost my belly for sham. 461 00:29:03,426 --> 00:29:06,293 Every drawing I made in this sketchbook, 462 00:29:06,329 --> 00:29:09,492 every one I've dreamed of painting from, 463 00:29:09,532 --> 00:29:11,329 near a home where we'd live. 464 00:29:11,367 --> 00:29:13,699 Say at least 465 00:29:13,736 --> 00:29:15,897 I never asked it of you. 466 00:29:15,938 --> 00:29:17,838 You'd have me say that 467 00:29:17,874 --> 00:29:19,865 on the day you ask it of someone else? 468 00:29:22,512 --> 00:29:24,480 Shall I have these? 469 00:29:24,514 --> 00:29:27,142 No. 470 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:30,949 Paint every fucking one, Mary. 471 00:29:43,566 --> 00:29:45,830 How well do you know the other guy? 472 00:29:45,868 --> 00:29:47,165 Who would that be? 473 00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:49,831 That my man Dority killed... the captain. 474 00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:53,103 We served in the 69th in New York. 475 00:29:53,142 --> 00:29:56,441 - Was that a Mick regiment? - Mm-hmm. 476 00:29:56,479 --> 00:29:59,209 - What were you doing? - Cutting throats. 477 00:29:59,248 --> 00:30:02,217 I was asking whose flag you were under. 478 00:30:02,251 --> 00:30:05,345 The famous Cocksuckers Brigade. 479 00:30:05,388 --> 00:30:06,980 Is that so? 480 00:30:07,023 --> 00:30:09,184 Command of the All-Whore Detachment. 481 00:30:12,528 --> 00:30:14,496 Distress you 482 00:30:14,530 --> 00:30:16,521 when my man downed your friend? 483 00:30:16,566 --> 00:30:19,501 Let me tell you something, Mr. Swearengen: 484 00:30:19,535 --> 00:30:22,333 You don't scare me, and you don't fucking know 485 00:30:22,371 --> 00:30:25,033 what happened with the 69th New York. 486 00:30:25,074 --> 00:30:27,042 I will tell you this: 487 00:30:27,076 --> 00:30:30,239 I didn't like what happened to Joe Turner. 488 00:30:30,279 --> 00:30:32,645 Mr. Hearst came to him 489 00:30:32,682 --> 00:30:35,242 and said, "Make it last, 490 00:30:35,284 --> 00:30:38,048 even if you gain the upper hand and can kill him." 491 00:30:38,087 --> 00:30:40,988 And I think that was halfway selfish of Mr. Hearst, 492 00:30:41,023 --> 00:30:43,856 whereas Joe could have killed your man and didn't, 493 00:30:43,893 --> 00:30:45,758 and look how it wound up. 494 00:30:45,795 --> 00:30:47,888 But that's as much I feel like saying, 495 00:30:47,930 --> 00:30:50,023 and that's neither here nor fucking there. 496 00:30:56,639 --> 00:30:59,267 Fair enough. 497 00:31:02,278 --> 00:31:04,075 All right then. 498 00:31:04,113 --> 00:31:05,705 All right. 499 00:31:05,748 --> 00:31:07,716 But I'll tell you this: 500 00:31:07,750 --> 00:31:11,481 you don't seem halfway like such a halfway bad fucking person. 501 00:31:15,558 --> 00:31:18,425 So should I tell Mr. Hearst that there's no messa... 502 00:31:20,663 --> 00:31:24,292 So you'd shoot at a fucking woman? 503 00:31:25,935 --> 00:31:28,028 Beat that poor newspaper bastard? 504 00:31:28,070 --> 00:31:30,038 Scare that Chinese with your fucking horses? 505 00:31:33,342 --> 00:31:35,105 How many ribs you think you broke? 506 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:38,875 Aw, I feel like I broke two or three ribs. 507 00:31:38,915 --> 00:31:40,780 I'm talking about that newspaperman's ribs, 508 00:31:40,816 --> 00:31:43,114 you fucking cunt. 509 00:31:55,698 --> 00:31:57,928 I prayed it would pass! 510 00:31:57,967 --> 00:31:59,798 But it's a constant 511 00:31:59,835 --> 00:32:02,395 fucking sore spot and throb. 512 00:32:11,047 --> 00:32:13,311 "You are a constant vision before me, 513 00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:16,284 you and your fabulous bosoms. 514 00:32:16,319 --> 00:32:20,050 I beg you, release your man stallion 515 00:32:20,089 --> 00:32:22,182 from his he-stable 516 00:32:22,225 --> 00:32:24,420 for another gallop round the ring." 517 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:26,451 Not today, Con. 518 00:32:27,897 --> 00:32:30,695 - Tomorrow? - Come back tomorrow. 519 00:32:30,733 --> 00:32:33,293 - Any particular time? - Late in the day. 520 00:32:33,336 --> 00:32:35,429 Perfect! We'll be waiting. 521 00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:38,965 Listen to me, listen to me, 522 00:32:39,008 --> 00:32:42,000 and I'll tell you one fucking thing. Do you hear me? 523 00:32:42,044 --> 00:32:43,841 I don't hear nothing. 524 00:32:43,879 --> 00:32:46,609 I'm telling you that I'm gonna tell you one fucking thing. 525 00:32:46,649 --> 00:32:49,140 - All right. - Do you hear me? 526 00:32:49,185 --> 00:32:51,312 What the fuck? I'm not fucking deaf. 527 00:32:51,354 --> 00:32:52,685 I want... 528 00:32:52,722 --> 00:32:55,555 I want to know that I'm gonna be fucking heard, 529 00:32:55,591 --> 00:32:59,049 that what I have to fucking say will matter, 530 00:32:59,095 --> 00:33:02,189 will have some result. 531 00:33:02,231 --> 00:33:04,665 'Cause if not... 532 00:33:06,602 --> 00:33:09,036 then what's the fucking point? 533 00:33:11,073 --> 00:33:13,041 All right... 534 00:33:13,075 --> 00:33:15,373 then I'm not gonna say fucking anything. 535 00:33:15,411 --> 00:33:17,242 What do you think of that? 536 00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:24,742 He sent for more guns. 537 00:33:24,787 --> 00:33:27,255 He wired for more Pinkertons. 538 00:33:27,290 --> 00:33:30,555 They're on the way, and I told you that. 539 00:33:32,461 --> 00:33:34,588 If he finds out I told you... 540 00:33:34,630 --> 00:33:37,599 - Don't worry. - You won't tell him? 541 00:33:41,003 --> 00:33:44,234 You might want to close the fucking door. 542 00:33:52,748 --> 00:33:54,079 Who the fuck are you? 543 00:33:54,116 --> 00:33:56,880 Janine, that's Sara's friend from Cincinnati. 544 00:33:56,919 --> 00:34:00,787 Hmm. 545 00:34:00,823 --> 00:34:03,383 That's a stupid name for a whore. 546 00:34:03,426 --> 00:34:05,917 Makes the tricks feel like they're stammerers. 547 00:34:05,961 --> 00:34:08,691 Ja-ni-ni-nine-nine-nine, like they're in the fucking Alps. 548 00:34:08,731 --> 00:34:10,756 You can call me whatever you want. 549 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,735 Well, let's call you Stupid 550 00:34:13,769 --> 00:34:17,136 until we can think of something better. 551 00:34:19,008 --> 00:34:22,466 You miss Cincinnati, Janine-nine-nine-nine-nine? 552 00:34:22,511 --> 00:34:25,571 Are you afraid of fucking Deadwood? 553 00:34:25,614 --> 00:34:27,582 Do you miss your mom and dad? 554 00:34:27,616 --> 00:34:30,642 Do you have one of each? 555 00:34:30,686 --> 00:34:33,246 Are they aboveground, do you know? 556 00:34:33,289 --> 00:34:36,452 Oh... 557 00:34:36,492 --> 00:34:38,619 do I see the beginnings of a tear 558 00:34:38,661 --> 00:34:40,891 in the corner of your left eye? 559 00:34:40,930 --> 00:34:44,331 - I'm all right. - For the purposes of our discussion. 560 00:34:45,901 --> 00:34:48,233 As much as anyone cares, is my meaning. 561 00:34:50,806 --> 00:34:53,070 All right, Stupid. 562 00:34:53,109 --> 00:34:56,306 Con'll advance you $5 against your first evening's fucking. 563 00:34:56,345 --> 00:34:58,643 Don't do no dope with Leon. 564 00:34:58,681 --> 00:35:01,149 Welcome to the Bella Union. 565 00:35:14,563 --> 00:35:16,997 Close the fucking door, Stupid! 566 00:35:18,401 --> 00:35:21,097 He's got 25 more guns coming, 567 00:35:21,137 --> 00:35:23,731 25 Pinkertons. 568 00:35:23,773 --> 00:35:26,105 When they get here, he's gonna move on the camp. 569 00:35:26,142 --> 00:35:28,906 Before the elections? 570 00:35:28,944 --> 00:35:30,969 25 Pinkertons already. 571 00:35:31,013 --> 00:35:33,277 He had 25 on the way, 572 00:35:33,315 --> 00:35:35,283 and 100 at his operation. 573 00:35:35,317 --> 00:35:38,980 Before or after the elections? 574 00:35:39,021 --> 00:35:41,046 I don't know. I don't know. 575 00:35:41,090 --> 00:35:43,490 Please don't hurt me. 576 00:35:43,526 --> 00:35:46,586 It's all I fucking know. 577 00:35:51,834 --> 00:35:54,769 Come on, come on. Don't give up hope. 578 00:36:16,192 --> 00:36:18,626 Passing a little wind. 579 00:36:37,613 --> 00:36:39,604 Yes. 580 00:36:40,816 --> 00:36:42,977 Yes, come in. 581 00:36:47,423 --> 00:36:49,448 Mr. Hearst. 582 00:36:49,492 --> 00:36:51,426 Have you enjoyed yourself today, Farnum? 583 00:36:51,460 --> 00:36:54,054 For reasons I find elusive, 584 00:36:54,096 --> 00:36:55,859 the day has quite displeased me. 585 00:36:55,898 --> 00:36:58,093 What will help you find a name for your feelings? 586 00:36:58,133 --> 00:37:01,660 Shall we cut open your belly for you to wrap your guts around a pole? 587 00:37:01,704 --> 00:37:04,434 - You seem distraught. - I am not! 588 00:37:04,473 --> 00:37:06,805 I await an outcome! 589 00:37:06,842 --> 00:37:09,868 - And the readying for it wearies me. - Oh, dear. 590 00:37:09,912 --> 00:37:12,540 Have you smelt human flesh on the spit? 591 00:37:12,581 --> 00:37:14,640 - How would I have? - I know the smell. 592 00:37:14,683 --> 00:37:16,617 You have been to and fro in the world. 593 00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:19,883 It pleased me to find out. 594 00:37:19,922 --> 00:37:22,186 Well then, fine. 595 00:37:24,927 --> 00:37:28,954 - Don't you want to wipe that off? - No? 596 00:37:32,468 --> 00:37:35,062 You would regret my coming back 597 00:37:35,104 --> 00:37:38,938 and finding that you had cleaned your face. 598 00:37:38,974 --> 00:37:41,465 I understand. 599 00:37:59,228 --> 00:38:01,355 Dan, Johnny. 600 00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:07,394 He doesn't want you to dirty your hands. 601 00:38:09,838 --> 00:38:11,772 All that shouting... 602 00:38:11,807 --> 00:38:14,935 "You're a cunt for hire to shoot at women" and the like... 603 00:38:14,977 --> 00:38:17,639 just trying to frighten you a little, 604 00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:20,148 encouraging you to chat. 605 00:38:20,182 --> 00:38:23,345 Who amongst us hasn't wanted to shoot at women once or twice, hmm? 606 00:38:26,422 --> 00:38:29,220 Anything you want to say else before I let you rest, 607 00:38:29,258 --> 00:38:32,386 knowing I don't sit upon you in judgment? 608 00:38:53,282 --> 00:38:56,080 Did he come to you by a different path, Mr. Hearst? 609 00:38:56,118 --> 00:38:58,848 Did he somehow circumnavigate 610 00:38:58,887 --> 00:39:01,253 to bring my reply to you without me seeing? 611 00:39:01,290 --> 00:39:03,053 What are you talking about? 612 00:39:03,092 --> 00:39:06,323 Your man went out the back of my fucking place, 613 00:39:06,362 --> 00:39:09,195 and I've been hoping against hope for reasons beyond my understanding 614 00:39:09,231 --> 00:39:12,462 that it was to return to you unseen by me. 615 00:39:12,501 --> 00:39:14,230 He has not returned. 616 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:17,796 Jesus Christ, maybe he was telling the truth... 617 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,206 that he was lighting out for fucking Bismarck. 618 00:39:20,242 --> 00:39:23,075 Jesus Christ Almighty! 619 00:39:23,112 --> 00:39:26,309 Did you and he have some kind of misunderstanding, sir, 620 00:39:26,348 --> 00:39:28,714 that he took for pretext the letter's delivery 621 00:39:28,751 --> 00:39:30,514 to make his fucking escape? 622 00:39:30,552 --> 00:39:32,782 Well, then I say, Mr. Hearst, 623 00:39:32,821 --> 00:39:35,847 you are well the fuck rid of that cocksucker, 624 00:39:35,891 --> 00:39:39,588 that he'd show so little loyalty or sense of responsibility 625 00:39:39,628 --> 00:39:41,892 to the delivery of communications. 626 00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:44,763 Jesus Christ Almighty, where do we find good help? 627 00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:47,234 Oh, and in reply to your letter, sir, 628 00:39:47,269 --> 00:39:50,761 my opinion only, she don't need no escort or guarding, 629 00:39:50,806 --> 00:39:54,037 but it's the kind of generous inquiry I'd expect you to make. 630 00:39:54,076 --> 00:39:56,476 How's your back, Mr. Hearst? 631 00:39:57,680 --> 00:40:00,342 How's the fucking back there, pal? 632 00:40:03,819 --> 00:40:05,810 Wu. 633 00:40:05,854 --> 00:40:08,618 Longest a rug's lasted so far. 634 00:40:15,164 --> 00:40:17,155 What's going on, Charlie? 635 00:40:20,903 --> 00:40:22,599 Some fucking day. 636 00:40:22,634 --> 00:40:24,295 It was a good day. 637 00:40:24,339 --> 00:40:26,899 I only wish some of Hearst's pistoleros 638 00:40:26,942 --> 00:40:28,739 had come to test our mettle. 639 00:40:28,777 --> 00:40:32,406 Once my Derringer was empty, you would have been firing for the both of us. 640 00:40:32,448 --> 00:40:36,316 And equal to the task, believe you fucking me. 641 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:40,287 Not that I wouldn't have regretted them children having to witness. 642 00:40:44,793 --> 00:40:48,160 - Can I tell you something? - Okay. 643 00:40:48,197 --> 00:40:50,757 Some stupid fucking thing. 644 00:40:50,799 --> 00:40:52,824 Stupid fucking dream I had. 645 00:40:52,868 --> 00:40:55,132 Okay. 646 00:40:55,170 --> 00:40:57,138 I dreamed last night 647 00:40:57,172 --> 00:41:01,040 I was clamoring up a fucking creek bank, 648 00:41:01,076 --> 00:41:03,169 which is often required of a drunk. 649 00:41:03,212 --> 00:41:06,670 It was dark, and I couldn't tell where I was 650 00:41:06,715 --> 00:41:08,410 till I cleared the bank 651 00:41:08,450 --> 00:41:12,216 and come face to face with Charlie Utter's ugly mug. 652 00:41:12,254 --> 00:41:16,054 Now Charlie's, as usual, on the lookout for Bill 653 00:41:16,091 --> 00:41:18,059 that's, as usual too, 654 00:41:18,093 --> 00:41:21,551 losing at poker inside the joint we're outside of. 655 00:41:21,597 --> 00:41:24,225 "Where are we, Charlie?" This could be any fucking place 656 00:41:24,266 --> 00:41:25,665 the last number of years. 657 00:41:25,701 --> 00:41:29,467 And he said, "Jane, don't you know 658 00:41:29,505 --> 00:41:32,497 this is the Number Ten Saloon here in the camp 659 00:41:32,541 --> 00:41:35,840 where Bill's gonna fucking get killed soon?" 660 00:41:35,878 --> 00:41:38,438 "Jesus Chri... how do you know, Charlie?" I asked him. 661 00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:41,813 He said, "Don't you know," 662 00:41:41,850 --> 00:41:44,910 he says, "Some point we know these fucking things? 663 00:41:44,953 --> 00:41:46,944 Don't you know 664 00:41:46,989 --> 00:41:50,789 the world says its fucking name to us?" 665 00:41:51,827 --> 00:41:53,419 "What the fuck? 666 00:41:53,462 --> 00:41:56,898 What the fuck do I have to dream about this for," 667 00:41:56,932 --> 00:42:00,163 I say to Charlie, "Wasn't I miserable enough?" 668 00:42:00,202 --> 00:42:02,102 "Jane," fucking Charlie says to me, 669 00:42:02,137 --> 00:42:04,662 "Don't you know this is the night you couldn't look out 670 00:42:04,706 --> 00:42:06,901 for that little girl when you was at Cochran's, 671 00:42:06,942 --> 00:42:09,308 and Swearengen come in and scared you 672 00:42:09,344 --> 00:42:12,279 and you went down to the creek to weep? 673 00:42:12,314 --> 00:42:14,680 That's where the fuck you're coming from. 674 00:42:14,716 --> 00:42:17,014 And don't you know," he says, 675 00:42:17,052 --> 00:42:20,510 "this is the night you spirit that child from Cochran's, 676 00:42:20,556 --> 00:42:23,389 and to where our stock was outside of camp, 677 00:42:23,425 --> 00:42:26,588 and we watched out on that little girl 678 00:42:26,628 --> 00:42:29,927 and sung to her, and you, 679 00:42:29,965 --> 00:42:32,593 with the presence of mind to continue 680 00:42:32,634 --> 00:42:35,967 the fucking round when I was too fucking stupid? 681 00:42:36,004 --> 00:42:38,939 And you said you would... 682 00:42:38,974 --> 00:42:40,703 and I said... 683 00:42:40,742 --> 00:42:43,108 and we had this..." 684 00:42:46,181 --> 00:42:50,117 "Now," Charlie says to me, 685 00:42:50,152 --> 00:42:52,120 "don't you understand 686 00:42:52,154 --> 00:42:54,213 what I'm trying to tell you? 687 00:42:54,256 --> 00:42:57,783 Any evenings in your life you made mistakes, 688 00:42:57,826 --> 00:43:00,727 remember where even evenings 689 00:43:00,762 --> 00:43:02,821 you was as most ashamed 690 00:43:02,865 --> 00:43:05,390 as you ever thought you could ever be 691 00:43:05,434 --> 00:43:07,493 are able to wind up, 692 00:43:07,536 --> 00:43:10,061 and don't fucking only remember the middle 693 00:43:10,105 --> 00:43:12,096 of the fucking dream!" 694 00:43:16,078 --> 00:43:19,343 If I wonder why I dreamed that dream... 695 00:43:21,083 --> 00:43:24,052 yesterday you sent Mose to find me, 696 00:43:24,086 --> 00:43:26,554 and I was nearly dead-drowned drunk, 697 00:43:26,588 --> 00:43:29,250 and Mose made me get up, 698 00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:32,624 and you and me walked them kids to school, 699 00:43:32,661 --> 00:43:36,597 and before I went to sleep 700 00:43:36,632 --> 00:43:38,361 you kissed me. 701 00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:40,891 After Tolliver come, 702 00:43:40,936 --> 00:43:42,801 and you found Mose to help me. 703 00:43:42,838 --> 00:43:45,671 And Charlie to help me find that little girl 704 00:43:45,707 --> 00:43:48,608 the very night I got scared and run, 705 00:43:48,644 --> 00:43:50,612 and the both of us 706 00:43:50,646 --> 00:43:52,841 sung a round to her, 707 00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:55,475 and then you went ahead and kissed me. 708 00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:27,048 To spare you surprise on our advent 709 00:44:27,082 --> 00:44:29,050 at the theater in the morning, 710 00:44:29,084 --> 00:44:30,881 I tell you here and now 711 00:44:30,919 --> 00:44:34,980 that you will come upon a certain person... 712 00:44:36,525 --> 00:44:40,120 a woman who will be joining us. 713 00:44:40,162 --> 00:44:42,528 Who is she? Where has she performed? 714 00:44:42,564 --> 00:44:44,862 I believe her name is Joseanne. 715 00:44:44,900 --> 00:44:48,461 - She is French? - I believe. 716 00:44:48,503 --> 00:44:51,529 - I know she's spent time in Paris. - Where has she performed? 717 00:44:51,573 --> 00:44:53,700 She has performed nowhere 718 00:44:53,742 --> 00:44:55,141 that we would have knowledge of, 719 00:44:55,177 --> 00:44:57,111 - to my knowledge. - Joseanne? 720 00:44:57,145 --> 00:44:59,136 - Yes. - Living at the theater? 721 00:44:59,181 --> 00:45:03,140 - Temporarily. - To be installed thereafter where? 722 00:45:03,185 --> 00:45:05,346 Shut up! I won't have it, 723 00:45:05,387 --> 00:45:07,514 this getting off on the wrong foot. 724 00:45:07,556 --> 00:45:10,184 So you commit us to a long relation 725 00:45:10,225 --> 00:45:12,193 - with Joseanne. - You will find her 726 00:45:12,227 --> 00:45:14,752 at the goddamn theater in the morning is what I mean! 727 00:45:14,796 --> 00:45:18,288 And I won't have this goddamn wrong-footedness. 728 00:45:18,333 --> 00:45:21,598 Thank you, Richardson. 729 00:45:21,636 --> 00:45:23,763 Mean-spirited is what I mean. 730 00:45:23,805 --> 00:45:25,932 A lack of generosity. 731 00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:27,532 Selfishness. 732 00:45:27,576 --> 00:45:30,010 Don't you think it all has an effect... 733 00:45:34,683 --> 00:45:37,709 on your performance? 734 00:45:37,753 --> 00:45:40,586 Does this performance seem genuine? 735 00:46:06,014 --> 00:46:09,575 Situation being fluid and not likely to get less so for a while, 736 00:46:09,618 --> 00:46:11,609 I went ahead and reordered hames. 737 00:46:15,157 --> 00:46:18,092 Steve, made imbecile by that horse's hoof, 738 00:46:18,126 --> 00:46:19,889 he couldn't authorize it. 739 00:46:19,928 --> 00:46:21,293 But I went ahead and assumed 740 00:46:21,329 --> 00:46:23,889 whoever finally takes the livery over 741 00:46:23,932 --> 00:46:27,868 might want a restock of hames. So I ordered 'em. 742 00:46:38,013 --> 00:46:40,709 Let us give thanks.