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♪ Life is like a hurricane
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♪ Here in Duckburg
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♪ Racecars, lasers, airplanes
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♪ It's a duck-blur
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♪ Might solve a mystery
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♪ or rewrite history
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Every day they're
out there making
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Tales of derring-do
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♪ Bad and good luck tales
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♪ D-d-d-danger
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♪ Watch behind you
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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you
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♪ What to do?
Just grab onto some
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Every day they're
out there making
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Tales of derring-do
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♪ Bad and good luck
tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Not ponytails or
cottontails, no
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh ♪
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[Huey] Aw, but Uncle Scrooge,
we've hardly seen you in weeks!
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And we planned all sorts of
stuff for Valentine's Day. See?
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Valentine's Day?
I don't have time for sentimental drivel!
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For years I've searched in vain
for the lost temple of Aphroducky.
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Well, at last... [cackling]
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I have a map that will
lead me right to it!
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So?
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So, Aphroducky was revered
as the goddess of love,
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and legend has it that her temple
contains the greatest treasure of all.
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Wow! Can we come?
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- Please, huh?
- What about Valentine's Day?
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No! This time you
are staying home!
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This trip is too dangerous.
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Now, be good. We'll visit when
I get back with the treasure.
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Maybe he should send a
valentine to Fort Knox!
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Gee, first we don't see
him when he's here...
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and then he does something
fun and we get left behind!
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Hmm...
maybe we do, and maybe we don't.
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[zooming]
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Boy, I love this job.
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The bracing wind
in your feathers,
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the throaty roar
of the engines...
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The constant fear for your life!
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Yeah, flying... Nothing like it!
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Look, just land this thing!
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Ordinarily, Mr. McD,
I'd dive right in.
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But I hear these waters
are infested with sharks.
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Nonsense and rumors! Besides,
I thought you weren't scared of anything.
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Hey, there's scared,
and then there's stupid.
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And you're an expert on both.
Now go find me the treasure!
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It's so hard to get good help,
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especially when you
don't want to pay for it.
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- [Huey] Ouch!
- [Dewey shushing]
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OK, come out nice and slow,
you trespassing stowaways!
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Don't shoot, Uncle Scrooge!
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Oh, did I not tell you
this trip was dangerous?
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We laugh in the face of danger!
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Oh? Let's see you laugh in the
face of a month without dessert!
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[Launchpad] Yo, Mr. McD!
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You found something?
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[Scrooge cackling] It is
the Temple of Aphroducky!
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Now keep your peepers peeled
for priceless plunder.
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Personally, I'd prefer to protect
my posterior from predators.
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[Scrooge] Would you relax?
There's no shark within a hundred miles.
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There's got to be treasure here.
I can feel it in my bones!
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Who are the rubes in the robes?
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- Don't you know your history?
- Hey, I don't know my ZIP code!
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[Dewey] This angry-looking
guy, he's Vulcan,
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the blacksmith of Mount Olympus.
Right?
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[Scrooge] Right!
And this is Aphroducky.
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Hello, my pretty. Where've you
hidden this treasure of yours?
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Ooh, Iooky! It's Cupid!
Isn't he cute?
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[growling]
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- Say, "cheese!"
- Cheese!
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[flash popping]
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Huh, what's this thing?
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- Hey, it's Greek to me!
- Aw!
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- Somebody had to say it!
- [groaning]
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Out of my way!
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[reading Greek] The
greatest treasure!
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Quick, open the lid!
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[all grunting]
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[Louie] It's empty!
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[Launchpad] Except for that.
What's "philios?"
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It means "love." Love?
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The greatest treasure is love?
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I hate that! [Groaning]
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I could have got that news out
of one of those sappy valentines.
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I've been robbed!
There's no treasure here at all!
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[Dewey] Don't be so sure!
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Cupid's arrows are solid gold!
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[laughing] Things
have taken a turn!
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Yeah... for the worse!
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Don't worry about me, Mr. McD!
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Save the kids! Hey, fish face!
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Over here!
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[growls]
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I'm gonna hate this.
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[yelling]
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[Qfunts]
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Hey, whoa! Hey, stop!
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We gotta help him!
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Follow me, and stay low!
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Whoa!
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Yovvtch!
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[birds tweeting]
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- [smooching]
- Yuck! [Sputtering]
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Now! [Grunting]
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[crashes]
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- Launchpad!
- Say something!
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- Baby!
- [all] Baby?
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Baby?
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Hi, what's your sign?
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No, no, let me guess. Pisces?
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[chuckling] I'm an Aries.
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Aries? You mean air-head!
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Ach! Hang onto this
lovesick lunatic.
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I'll be right back.
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Thank you.
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I'll miss you, sweet fins!
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Going UP-
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[sighiflg]
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Should he be flying a plane?
I think his mind had a meltdown.
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That's never stopped him before.
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Yeah, but he's never tried to kiss
a two-ton eating machine, either.
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You know,
Launchpad started acting weird
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after he got jabbed
by one of those.
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[gasping] You don't think...?
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Those really are Cupid's arrows!
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Ach! Greeting card garbage!
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But that was the Temple of
Aphroducky, the goddess of love!
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[Scrooge] Just a
bunch of mumbo jumbo!
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Aw, come on, Vulcan!
Where'd you hide Cupid's arrows?
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You know I am tired of you going
around poking the Earth folk
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with them arrows, making this
one fall in love with that one.
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What kind of hobby is that?
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Aww... poor Vulcy is jealous!
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Eh! I don't have to be jealous.
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You are the wife, I am the
husband, and the husband is king!
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King? Ha!
OK then, I'll crown you!
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- My mother gave us this plant!
- Where are those arrows?
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I'm warning you, Aphroducky!
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[Aphroducky] Oh...
go sit on a volcano!
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I could have married
Adonis, but no...
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I had to marry that hot-head!
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- [dinging]
- What? My magic lamp's lit.
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That means someone's
in my temple!
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Hmm... better take a
look in my magic monitor.
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[gasping] You moronic mackerel,
you've ruined my ruins!
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Ooh! [Gasping]
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That's Cupid's quiver!
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That sneak Vulcan must have hid
the arrows in my own temple!
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Only they're not there now.
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Hmm, I'll rewind back through
time to see what really happened.
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[gasping] A-ha!
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Little man, you're about to find
out that this prize has a price!
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I hope Uncle Scrooge
likes his valentines.
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Hoo-hoo! Gather 'round!
I have something special to show you!
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' [Dewey] For us? [all] wow!
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Ta-da! Aren't they beautiful?
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Uh, yeah, swell, Uncle Scrooge.
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Only we were hoping it was
something for Valentine's Day.
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Look... this so-called holiday is just
a ploy by the card and candy companies
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- to make a buck!
- Aw, gee, Uncle Scrooge!
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Don't "aw, gee" me!
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I went to a lot of trouble
to get these arrows.
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- [knocking on door]
- Now what?
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[all exclaiming]
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Who are you?
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Why, silly person,
I'm Aphroducky!
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[EH] Aphroducky?
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Aphroducky'?
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Yes. I'm in a bit of a rush,
so don't bother to grovel.
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Just be a good little mortal
and give me back my arrows.
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Your arrows?
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Yes. I use them to spread love
and joy throughout the world.
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Thanks so much, but we've got all
the love and joy we can stand.
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You got in,
now show yourself out.
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Hmph! There ought to be laws
against people like that.
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[crashing]
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Look!
I've had a very bad millennium!
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Give me those arrows!
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That really is Aphroducky.
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I don't care if she's
Feather Locklear!
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She's not getting my arrows!
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[panting] Yow!
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Let me down! Stop!
Stop! Put me down!
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Leave my uncle Scrooge alone!
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[exclaiming]
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[thunderclap]
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Uncle Scrooge, are you OK?
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Ash'. Me arrows'.!
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He's fine.
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You've ruined my Money Bin.
What have you got to say for yourself?
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Darling!
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[all] Darling?
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- [birds tweeting]
- [smooching]
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[Aphroducky] There.
Is that comfy, sugar plum?
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[Scrooge] No, it is not comfy.
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[grunting] And I am
not your sugar plum!
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Look, I've humored you long enough.
Leave me alone!
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But dimple dumpling! Wait!
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We've got to help poor Uncle
Scrooge get rid of Aphroducky
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before she loves him to death!
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Sure, you tell her to go home!
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Poof!
Instant charcoal briquette!
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Listen. Aphroducky's still under
the spell of those arrows, right?
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It's like you fall in love with the
first thing you see, once you're stuck.
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But if we undid the spell,
she'd forget Uncle Scrooge and go!
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So all we gotta do
is stick her again.
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And make sure that the next
person she sees is herself!
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Scroogie, woogie! Where are you?
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[panting]
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OK, when the door opens,
we drop the tapestry...
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- And make points with Aphroducky!
- Shh! I hear footsteps!
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[Scrooge grunting]
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[hollering]
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Uh-oh! That didn't sound
like Aphroducky to me.
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You called, butter beak?
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Uncle Scrooge!
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[all] Don't look!
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- Sweetheart!
- [smooching]
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[all] Sweetheart?
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Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
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McDuck hooks heavenly body!
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He's torn up the whole backyard
to build Aphroducky a new temple!
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[Louie] Boy,
all this lovey-dovey stuff is enough
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to turn you off
Valentine's Day for keeps!
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What do you think you're doing?
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I'm going to give Uncle Scrooge
the Valentine's gift I made.
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Webby! He doesn't care
about your Valentine!
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- And he doesn't care about us.
- Well, I still care about him.
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Uncle Scrooge! Uncle Scrooge?
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I was gonna give this to you
tomorrow on Valentine's Day,
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but I thought you
might like it now.
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A Valentine cupcake? Lovely.
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You like it?
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Yes. Enough to give it
to my dearest Aphroducky.
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Oh, how... sweet.
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[crying] Uncle Scrooge.
That was for you!
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[both sighing]
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Phone for you, sir.
245
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,995
Regarding the press conference
you wished to arrange.
246
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,439
Eh? Oh... thank you, Duckworth.
247
00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:39,240
Just another surprise for
my little lollipop lips.
248
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,282
Lollipop lips? Yuck!
249
00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:47,350
[suitcase thumping]
250
00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:51,279
Now where are you going?
251
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:55,555
Uncle Scrooge doesn't love us,
so I'm running away from home.
252
00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:58,654
Webby, it's not that
he doesn't love us.
253
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:02,224
It's just that he's under
that stupid arrow's spell.
254
00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:06,260
So? Either way we've lost him.
255
00:15:06,339 --> 00:15:09,969
- [all] What?
- Well, this is me, saying goodbye.
256
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:13,410
Are you running away from
home, too, Launchpad?
257
00:15:13,479 --> 00:15:15,243
Don't try to talk me out of it.
258
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:19,251
- I can't live without her.
- The shark again?
259
00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:22,481
I can't think of anything but
my finny little valentine.
260
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:26,423
So I'm going back to
offer her my hand.
261
00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:30,190
She'll take your hand...
and the arm that goes with it!
262
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:34,894
But... if you live underwater,
then you'll never fly a plane again.
263
00:15:34,967 --> 00:15:38,528
Never fly... again?
264
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,140
[birds tweeting]
265
00:15:48,214 --> 00:15:50,546
Hey, we going to a pool party?
266
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:53,347
That's it!
That's what breaks the spell!
267
00:15:53,419 --> 00:15:55,353
True love!
268
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:58,391
When Launchpad had to choose
between the shark and flying...
269
00:15:58,458 --> 00:16:00,688
Pow! Instant cure!
270
00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:03,752
So we just have to make Uncle
Scrooge choose between Aphroducky
271
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:06,458
and what he loves the most...
272
00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,931
[EH] Money!
273
00:16:11,938 --> 00:16:13,565
[sighiflg]
274
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:22,905
Commence Operation Allergy.
275
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:29,755
- Oh, hi, Aphroducky!
- What do you want?
276
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:34,089
Uncle Scrooge is busy,
so we came down to play with you!
277
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,959
Don't be silly. I'm a deity,
278
00:16:37,029 --> 00:16:40,465
and deities simply don't...
[stuttering] Ah-choo!
279
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,557
Play.
280
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,764
Uh-oh! Sounds like
she's got cashititis!
281
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,101
Cash-a-whats-is?
282
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,972
It means you're
allergic to money.
283
00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:51,601
First you start sneezing...
284
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:54,703
- Ah-choo!
- Then your skin turns green!
285
00:16:54,780 --> 00:16:56,509
[screaming]
286
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,178
And then your feathers fall out!
287
00:17:01,287 --> 00:17:02,721
[screaming]
288
00:17:09,328 --> 00:17:13,561
Keep it away, Scrooge-poo!
Your money is making me sick!
289
00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:16,261
My money? Oh, no!
290
00:17:16,335 --> 00:17:19,896
Yeah, it was awful,
Uncle Scrooge.
291
00:17:19,972 --> 00:17:22,464
I guess you'll have to choose.
292
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:26,240
It's either your
money, or Aphroducky.
293
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:30,249
All right, I will choose.
Come on.
294
00:17:30,316 --> 00:17:33,411
That press conference I
called is awaiting us outside.
295
00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:38,156
Now she's gonna get it!
296
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,558
Honey? It's me, Vulcan.
297
00:17:44,630 --> 00:17:50,069
Hey-o? How am I supposed to
apologize if she's not even around?
298
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:54,670
Huh? Aphroducky?
299
00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:58,836
Well, it seems I have to choose
between Aphroducky and my money.
300
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:02,506
So I asked myself,
which do I love more?
301
00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,983
Well, that's easy to answer...
302
00:18:05,051 --> 00:18:07,850
Aphroducky, my goddess of love.
303
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,752
- [all] What?
- What?
304
00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,416
Aw, Scrooge-poo!
305
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:16,485
After all,
what good is money without my honey?
306
00:18:16,562 --> 00:18:18,587
So I'm going to many her!
307
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:21,861
- [thunder rumbling]
- Over your dead body, buddy!
308
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:35,410
[deep rumbling]
309
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:41,149
Where is Duckburg?
310
00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,651
Thanks!
311
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,550
[Duckworth] And when
will you return, sir?
312
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,597
Ah, never! [Giggling]
313
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:54,497
I'm off to spend the rest of
eternity on Mount Olympus.
314
00:18:54,567 --> 00:18:57,229
Then I won't count
on you for dinner.
315
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,328
All set to go, Launchpad?
316
00:18:59,405 --> 00:19:03,899
Aye, aye, sir. The jet's all set
for you and your lady friend.
317
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:06,172
Dearest,
did you bring my arrows?
318
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:08,373
They're right here, cupcake.
319
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:11,075
- [Huey] Uncle Scrooge, wait!
- Yeah?
320
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:15,087
Please listen, Uncle Scrooge.
You're under a magic spell.
321
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,350
You don't belong
on Mount Olympus.
322
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:21,087
- And neither do we.
- What are you saying?
323
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:26,530
We're saying that,
as much as we love you, we can't go.
324
00:19:28,234 --> 00:19:32,865
- Goodbye, Uncle Scrooge!
- [stammering] Goodbye?
325
00:19:32,938 --> 00:19:36,374
Yes, that's right,
say goodbye to the little mortal persons.
326
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,242
But they love me.
327
00:19:39,311 --> 00:19:42,508
Hey, we've got a plane to catch!
What do you think this is?
328
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,709
[rumbling]
329
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,387
- It's barbecue time!
- [gasping]
330
00:19:52,358 --> 00:19:55,851
- Vulcan!
- Uh... Live long and prosper!
331
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:04,659
And I love them.
And I also love Aphroducky...
332
00:20:04,737 --> 00:20:06,432
This is so confusing.
333
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:09,304
Stand still, you love snatcher!
334
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:12,577
[children shouting]
335
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,545
Laddies? Webby?
336
00:20:21,353 --> 00:20:23,412
[\IVebbigail] Uncle Scrooge!
337
00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:24,581
L\\ \ \\ \ \ I
338
00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,718
Toodle-oo, Scroogie-poo!
339
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,325
Run for it, Mr. McD!
I'll keep lava breath busy.
340
00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,970
Of course, I mean "lava
breath" as a compliment.
341
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:44,503
Hey, nice crash!
342
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,444
Uncle Scrooge, you're OK!
343
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:50,778
Yeah!
All our problems are solved!
344
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,275
Except for one!
345
00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:57,721
Run! I'll handle this.
346
00:20:57,790 --> 00:21:01,385
Yoo-hoo, over here.
Come and get me, you Olympian oaf!
347
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:05,693
Happy Valentine's Day, McDuck!
348
00:21:09,468 --> 00:21:11,232
[hollering]
349
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,032
Talk about leaving
an impression.
350
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,372
- [all] Wow!
- Uncle Scrooge!
351
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,640
Now I'm really angry!
352
00:21:22,481 --> 00:21:25,178
Don't you touch my Scroogie!
353
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:30,556
Come on, we're gonna settle
this once and for all.
354
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:33,991
Oh, no! She's still
stuck on Uncle Scrooge!
355
00:21:34,059 --> 00:21:35,993
We'll see about that!
356
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:39,429
Look, Vulc, I love Scrooge now.
357
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:42,991
So if I ever so much as see
your ugly face again, I'll...
358
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,560
[screaming]
359
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,504
You'll what?
360
00:21:51,577 --> 00:21:55,013
I'll give it a big kiss.
[Smooching]
361
00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:57,913
One minute she's ready to
fry him and the next...
362
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:00,714
Isn't true love wonderful?
363
00:22:00,786 --> 00:22:05,383
What can I say, Scrooge?
You and I just lost that special magic.
364
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:07,221
You could put it that way.
365
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:12,231
Ah, yes. Before we go,
could I have those arrows back?
366
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,233
Sure. I've got all
the treasure I need.
367
00:22:15,301 --> 00:22:16,530
Right here.