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♪ Life is like a hurricane
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♪ Here in Duckburg
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♪ Race cars, lasers, airplanes
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♪ It's a duck-blur
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♪ Might solve a mystery
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♪ or rewrite history
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Every day they're
out there making
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Tales of dening-do
Bad and good luck tales
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♪ D-d-d-danger
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♪ Watch behind you
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♪ There's a stranger
out to find you
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♪ What to do?
Just grab on to some
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Every day they're
out there making
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh
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♪ Tales of dening-do
Bad and good luck tales
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♪ Ooh-woo-ooh Not pony
tales or cotton tales, no
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♪ Duck Tales Ooh-woo-ooh ♪
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[thundering]
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- [monster groaning]
- It's... It's terrible!
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It's... It's horrible!
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Good thing it's...
it's only a movie.
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[Louie screams]
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- [both] What's the matter?
- I'm out of popcorn.
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Quackaroonie! Uncle Scrooge's Monster
Movie Marathon sure is packing 'em in.
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The Scroogerama Dome
always does good business.
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Because it only
shows quality films.
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[growling]
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Do you really think there
are monsters in the world?
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Well, if I ever run into
one, I'll let you know.
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[all shriek]
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- [growling]
- [shrieking]
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Don't run, boys, it's only my
friend Arnold Schwarzenfeather.
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He's here to drum up publicity
for my Monster Movie Marathon.
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He's an actor in
low-budget horror films.
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But what I really want to do is
direct low-budget horror films.
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[chuckles] Everybody said my
Scroogerama Dome wouldn't make a dime.
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And it certainly has been
fun proving everybody wrong.
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Uncle Scrooge,
do you believe in monsters?
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Well, in my adventures I've seen
all manner of beasts and creatures.
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And I've had business partners
that stood my feathers on end.
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But monsters like Quackenstein,
Drakeula, and the Wolf Duck
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are only movie make-believe.
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Aw, too bad.
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[Scrooge] Duckworth,
what do you think of my latest investment?
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The words "colossal blunder"
immediately come to mind, sir.
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Where you see a worthless old wreck,
I see a million-dollar money maker.
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Oh, good for you, sir.
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We'll have to put a wee bit of
cash into fixing up the wreck.
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I meant, the place.
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But, Duckworth,
this colossal blunder you're looking at,
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is going to be the new
Duckburg Convention Center.
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Luckily, the next butler's
convention is going to be in Dogburg.
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Sorry, Mr. McDuck,
but the pier's tilings must be replaced.
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- We'll need more money.
- [grunts]
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All the wiring must be replaced.
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- We'll need more money.
- [groans]
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- More money!
- Ah!
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- More money!
- [shrieks]
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"More money" used to be
two of my favorite words.
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I've never lost
money on a project.
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And I'll make a profit on this one,
even if it costs every dime I have.
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Your new convention center will be
perfect for my club's annual meeting.
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I'll be so happy to have your money...
I mean, to have you, Mr. Wolf.
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There will be about 50 of us. Do you
suppose you might provide us with...
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[howling] ...rooms?
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[howling] Rooms?
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Oh, anything you say.
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Duckworth, Mrs. Beakley, boys?
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My, you're happy to see us, sir.
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Aye. You're going to
help me make money.
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- How touching, sir.
- [Huey] What's up, Uncle Scrooge?
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I'm turning my Duck
Mansion into a hotel.
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Long enough to give 50
homeless conventioneers
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a place to spend their money.
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Operator, please connect
me with Swannsylvania 6000.
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[howling]
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[hooting]
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[man] This is Monster's Unanimous,
Count Drakeula speaking.
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[ML Wolf] Drakeula, how are you?
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Oh, feeling kind of blah.
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Well, I've got news that
will cure the blahs.
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Monster's Unanimous
will be howling
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at the Duckburg Convention
Center this year.
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Blah!
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Stop fooling around, Count Drakeula,
we have serious work to do.
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You write the invitations, and I'll
get started on the water balloons.
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[cackling]
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Ah, Duckburg.
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Now that's a town I could
really sink my teeth into.
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Hurry up in there!
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Sorry,
but I still have to call Mummy.
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Good, then you can tell your mommy
goodbye, you wimpy little nerd.
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You better not call me names.
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Ooh! What are you
gonna do about it?
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[growling]
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[shrieking]
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[howling]
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- What's a wolf doing around here?
- Maybe it's a werewolf.
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It's probably just another one of Uncle
Scrooge's monster movie promotions.
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[Mr. Wolf howls]
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But, to be on the safe
side, we better go ask him.
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[snoring]
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Colossal blunder, eh?
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Would you like salt and pepper
when you eat your words, Duckworth?
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- Uncle Scrooge!
- Uncle Scrooge!
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There's a wolf out there.
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Were... wolf?
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- That was my guess.
- What's going on, lads?
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Did you hire another actor to run
around howling like a werewolf?
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[Huey] Or is there a real
werewolf howling out there?
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I didn't hear any howling.
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Now, now, lads.
Remember what I told you.
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There's no such
thing as werewolves,
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or Quackensteins, or vampires.
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Quackenstein, The Thing,
and The Creature from The Blue Lagoon.
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I will never forget The
Creature's last pool party.
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The food was a little soggy,
but we had a very nice wet bar.
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The Mummy, The Daddy,
The Killer Pumpkin.
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- Didn't somebody turn him into a pie?
- Oh, that's right.
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Bigfoot.
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I hope she doesn't ask
me to dance this year.
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And what monster convention would
be complete without The Blob?
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[Squeals]
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[gurgling]
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Oh, Quacky Smacky,
I can't wait to go shopping in Duckburg.
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It will give us a chance to break in
our new Monster Charge credit card.
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More orange juice, dear?
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All right, dear.
Have a nice jog.
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[groaning]
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Oh, I'm the luckiest
ghoul in the world.
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Any particular reason your club wants
to meet under a full moon, Mr. Wolf?
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Well, for some of us,
this is the only time
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we can really let our hair down.
[Howls]
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Please don't be alarmed, Mr. McDuck,
if our group seems a little different.
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Oh, bah.
Who cares if you're different?
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As long as you carry a major credit card.
[Chuckles]
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- How different?
- Well...
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"[Car 3p proaChihg h.
_Aah! ' Onkms]"
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- Hey, Wolfie!
- Hey. The Blob is here.
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[all laughing, chattering]
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- Hey, now we have a convertible.
- [all laugh]
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Now, now, friends.
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I know our annual convention is
always a great chance to unwind.
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Except, of course,
for The Mummy.
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He's too wrapped up in his work.
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[clears throat]
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Fellow monsters, this year we are
going to do more than just have fun.
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It's time we made some progress in
our struggle for monster rights.
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But first...
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let'$ party!
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Last one into the
convention center is a blob!
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My convention center!
I must stop those monsters.
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I gotta hand it to you, McDuck,
when it comes to making money,
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you'll try any crazy scheme.
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Thank you, chief, but we have to
stop those monsters before they...
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Give me a break, McDuck.
That was just another publicity stunt.
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Oh, no! I've lost a fortune.
[wailing] Oh, no.
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Well, I'm going home, McDuck.
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I was up all night
answering werewolf calls.
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No, honestly,
these are real monsters.
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They arrived in
that big pink bus.
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Sure they did. And I flew in
on a little purple pogo stick.
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Now stop causing public
disturbances, McDuck, or else...
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Was I seeing things?
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Indeed you were, sir.
I saw the very same things you did.
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After they destroyed your colossal...
[clears throat] convention center,
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they piled into that big pink
bus, and, as the boys say...
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burned rubber, sir.
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Wonder where they went.
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They said something about
checking into their hotel, sir.
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[Scrooge] Ah! My mansion!
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- [indistinct cheers]
- This is really living.
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Hey, why didn't Uncle
Scrooge tell us?
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Our guests are actors for
his monster movie promotion.
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It'll be almost as much
fun as the real thing.
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The real Thing? Right over here.
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Now, remember Uncle Scrooge's
three rules of hotel management...
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The customer is always right.
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Courtesy is good business.
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And the bigger the baggage,
the bigger the tip.
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Fortunately,
your room has a waterbed.
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Guess we won't run out of
bandages with you around.
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And with all these monsters around,
we're going to need a lot of bandages.
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[groaning]
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[panting] I'll give you
two the honeymoon suite.
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And, if it's not big enough,
just knock down a few walls.
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Oh, he Will.
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I wish I'd known Quackenstein
was going to bring his wife.
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So? You don't have
a wife to bring.
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No,
but I could've dug up a date.
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[cackling]
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Allow me, sir.
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Huey, Dewey, yucky.
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[groans] I've been
slimed by The Blob.
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There's a first time
for everything, sir.
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Huh? What's that?
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Whoa!
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I want to duck your flood.
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Oh, Mr. Drakeula,
we got the apples you asked for.
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Thanks a lot.
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You're a real vampire!
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Of course, but don't
worry, I only bite apples.
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They keep my teeth shiny.
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An apple a day keeps
the dentist away.
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Hey, McDuck,
you want to blob for apples?
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Yuck!
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Oh, come on, McDuck,
party games are fun.
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You should be blindfolded to
play pin the tail on the donkey.
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True, but not to play pin the
tail on the invisible man.
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[Invisible Man hollering]
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Well, here's that bone and
kibble you ordered, Mr. Wolf.
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Is it part of some
low-taste diet?
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Mrs. Beakley, this is no ordinary
party animal, he's a real werewolf.
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[screams]
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Do you realize how much
your visit has cost me?
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In the words of a
well-known song:
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Pack up your monsters
in your big pink bus
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and file, file,
file on out of here.
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Admit it, Mr. McDuck,
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you're making us leave just
because we're monsters.
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Aye. Horrifying, dangerous,
incredibly destructive monsters.
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Very well,
we want our money back.
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Money? Back?
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Well, let's not be hasty.
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- Uncle Scrooge!
- Boys.
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Thank goodness you're all right.
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I hope those monsters
didn't scare you too badly.
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Aw, they aren't so scary
once you get to know them.
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And they're big tippers.
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We'll split our tips with you,
Uncle Scrooge, if you let them stay.
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I'm touched, boys.
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But the truth is,
I can't afford to kick the monsters out.
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If I give them their money
back, I'll...
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I'll suffer the first business
failure of my entire life.
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Poor Uncle Scrooge.
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[blows nose]
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I can still break even,
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as long as the monsters don't
cause any more major destruction.
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He's coming, he's coming.
I knew he would.
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He's the life of the...
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I knew it wasn't me.
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[all laughing]
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- [footsteps thudding]
- [all] Uh-oh.
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[Dewey] It's Ping Kong!
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We better bring more guest towels, Mrs.
Beakley.
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He's not staying here.
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Don't be ridiculous.
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He'll merely hang out on top of
the tallest building in the city.
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Oh. [Gasps] My money bin!
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- [siren blaring]
- [cop] OK, try to remain calm.
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- [sirens blaring]
- [indistinct chattering]
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[growling, coughing]
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It's... It's terrible!
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It's... It's horrible!
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- It's, it's...
- It's only a publicity stunt.
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Now break it up, everybody.
Go home.
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[Scrooge] Call the Army.
Bring the Air Force.
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You've got to do something.
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Nice try, McDuck,
but you can't make a monkey out of me.
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I told you,
no more publicity stunts.
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But... But, Chief!
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You had traffic
tied up for miles.
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I'll give you 24 hours to remove that
balloon or robot or whatever it is.
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If you don't, you'll be running your
monster movie promotion from jail.
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Now move along,
people, move along.
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If you want to see a real
gorilla, go to the zoo.
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Very well, sir,
I'll inform Mr. McDuck.
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[clears throat]
Almost immediately.
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Good news?
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Your lawyer, sir. He says your insurance
policies don't cover monster damage.
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Ooh...
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It's finally
happened, Duckworth.
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I've had my first colossal blund...
business failure.
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Oh, and there seems to be some sort
of riot at the Scroogerama Dome.
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Riot?
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[all] Down with monster
movies, up with monster rights.
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Down with monster movies,
up with monster rights.
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00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:57,241
You know, Quackimodo,
Mr. Wolf was absolutely correct.
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Conventions are fun,
but it feels good to have a purpose:
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To work together to improve
life for all monsterkind.
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- Besides, we ran out of water balloons.
- True.
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Mr. McDuck, can you believe it?
We finally found our cause.
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00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:23,193
The owner of this theater is
giving monsters a bad name.
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- Monster movies turn people against us.
- Uh-huh.
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- Make children afraid of us.
- Uh-huh.
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And we don't get
a dime out of it.
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But I own this theater.
291
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I'm sure some financial
arrangements can be made.
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You own this theater?
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Nothing makes me a mad dog quicker
than the misuse of monsters.
294
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Mr. McDuck, we're going to
close your theater down!
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[howling]
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Ahh!
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- Aah... Huh?
- Mr. Werewolf?
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- May I have your autograph?
- Autograph?
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You're my most favorite
monster of all.
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[Drakeula] Isn't it wonderful?
The kids, they love us.
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They aren't afraid
to be scared at all.
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Say cheese.
Make that Muenster cheese.
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Muenster cheese.
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Thanks, Mr. Werewolf!
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I had no idea.
She really likes me.
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Aye. Kids love monsters.
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Everybody loves monsters.
You're very popular, in demand.
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Mr. Wolf, I have a wee idea
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that should make both of us
want to howl at the moon.
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- I appreciate your cooperation, Chief.
- My pleasure, Mr. McDuck.
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Nothing wrong with a little
chaos, as long as it's organized.
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Hey, hey, stay in line there.
No cuts, no cuts.
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Programs, get your programs.
314
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Can't tell The Thing from
The Blob without a program.
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Mr. McDuck,
you know I don't mind helping out,
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but three performances
a day is a bit much.
317
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:22,252
Chins up, Mrs.
Beakley, the week's almost over.
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Thank goodness. Ooh, I'm on.
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[crowd exclaiming]
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Oh, help, help.
321
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,601
Will no one save
beauty from the beast?
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Not me, how about you?
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Another sellout, Mr. McDuck.
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With our share of the profits, we can
afford to hold next year's convention
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anywhere in the world.
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I'm voting for Tokyo.
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I'm voting for Great
Neck, New York.
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00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,754
You're on, fellas.
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00:21:02,895 --> 00:21:06,559
Well, Duckworth,
my monster show's a howling success.
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I've already made enough profit
to rebuild my convention center
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- and repair the mansion.
- [crowd] Aah!
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My colossal blunder
is a colossal wonder.
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My heartiest
congratulations, sir.
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00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:23,006
And if I might say,
you are indeed a pip, sir.
335
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,243
Thank you, Duckworth.
336
00:21:24,350 --> 00:21:27,513
You know, the most important
thing I've learned from all this
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is that monster
movies are all right,
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but nothing packs them in
like a live performance.
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[crowd cheering]
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♪ Let us terrify you
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♪ Let us make you scream
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[shrieks]
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♪ Let us make you
shiver in your shoes
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♪ We know how to
scare away the blues
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♪ Let us petrify you
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♪ >J' You cannot run away
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♪ Welcome to our monster show
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♪ We are the
monsters on parade ♪
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[cheers and applause]