1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,164 (I "DuckTales" theme) 2 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:06,969 I Life is like a hurricane 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,304 I Here in Duckburg 4 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:12,346 I Racecars. Lasers. Aeroplanes 5 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,040 I It's a duck-blur 6 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,812 I Might solve a mystery 7 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:20,547 I or rewrite history 8 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,988 - I DuckTa/es - I Ooh-ooh. 9 00:00:23,056 --> 00:00:26,959 S' Every day they're out there making DuckTales 10 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,586 I Ooh-ooh. 11 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:32,724 S' Tales of derring-do. Bad and good-luck tales. 12 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,862 - I D-d-d-danger! - I Watch behind you 13 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,565 - I There's a stranger - I Out to find you. 14 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:42,974 S' What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales 15 00:00:43,043 --> 00:00:44,943 I Ooh-ooh. 16 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:48,380 S' Every day they're out there making DuckTales 17 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,473 I Ooh-ooh. 18 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,748 S' Tales of derring-do. Bad and good-luck tales 19 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,015 I Ooh-ooh 20 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:58,023 I Not ponytails or cottontails 21 00:00:58,091 --> 00:01:00,924 - I No. DuckTa/es - I Ooh-ooh. 22 00:01:05,999 --> 00:01:08,866 To the left. No. More to the right. 23 00:01:08,936 --> 00:01:11,633 Sheesh. Make up your mind. Mr. McD. 24 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:15,869 If you're confused. I don't have a chance. 25 00:01:15,943 --> 00:01:21,905 He's going to drop it in the pool. I just know it. A million-dollar statue in the drink. 26 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,816 Whew. That should prove to Mr. McD. I'm not a pilot without brains. 27 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,416 (engine sputters) 28 00:01:32,492 --> 00:01:34,426 I'm a pilot without gas! 29 00:01:36,296 --> 00:01:37,764 (crash. Splash) 30 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:41,734 Nobody worry. I'm OK. 31 00:01:41,802 --> 00:01:45,500 Launchpad. You are living proof of reincarnation. 32 00:01:45,572 --> 00:01:50,271 Nobody could become such a stupid pilot in one lifetime. 33 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:54,508 I'm washed-up. Mr. McD. Swore he'd never hire me again. 34 00:01:54,581 --> 00:01:58,916 It's not fair. You've only made two or three hundred mistakes. 35 00:01:58,986 --> 00:02:00,920 He called me a space-case. 36 00:02:00,988 --> 00:02:05,016 Really? Maybe he thinks you should be an astronaut. 37 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,891 You think? Gee. If I were an astronaut. 38 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:11,522 That would prove to Mr. McD. What a great pilot I am. 39 00:02:14,801 --> 00:02:18,431 Welcome to the Duckburg Aeronautics and Space Administration. 40 00:02:18,505 --> 00:02:20,303 Dr. Von Geezer will see you now. 41 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:24,942 (door closes) 42 00:02:25,012 --> 00:02:27,379 Ah. So this is your application. 43 00:02:27,447 --> 00:02:32,385 For a moment. I thought a grown man wrote this childlike scrawl. 44 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:37,891 I'm sorry. Son. But you are much too young for the space program. 45 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:40,484 No. It's my application. 46 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,293 This idiotic. Undecipherable. Enigmatic gobbledegook is yours? 47 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:47,390 Ha-ha. Every scribble and doodle. 48 00:02:47,467 --> 00:02:51,904 Aha. You just might be the astronaut... er... 49 00:02:51,972 --> 00:02:54,771 astro-not we're looking for. 50 00:02:54,841 --> 00:02:57,469 OK. Doc. Ready to blast off. 51 00:02:57,544 --> 00:03:01,139 Ash. No. Mein duck. You are not an astronaut yet. 52 00:03:01,214 --> 00:03:03,683 First. You must beat out the competition. 53 00:03:03,750 --> 00:03:05,878 I eat competition for breakfast. 54 00:03:05,952 --> 00:03:08,512 Where do I go? Who am I up against? 55 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,852 Meet Ronny. 56 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:15,954 (chatters) 57 00:03:16,730 --> 00:03:21,861 Lots of luck. Pal. You're gonna need it to beat this century's smartest pilot. 58 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:29,608 - Yeow! - (Ronny chattering) 59 00:03:29,676 --> 00:03:32,941 Too bad he doesn't know we're looking for this century's dumbest pilot. 60 00:03:33,013 --> 00:03:38,782 Ja. Fa. Fa. If he fails the tests, we may not have to send the chimp into space after all. 61 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:40,843 (sinister laugh) 62 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:44,350 Your first test is flight simulation. 63 00:03:44,424 --> 00:03:49,692 This will give you the sensation of flying in outer space und landing back on the earth. 64 00:03:49,763 --> 00:03:51,959 Now is your turn. 65 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:59,369 (chattering) 66 00:04:02,109 --> 00:04:05,875 (motor humming) 67 00:04:06,847 --> 00:04:11,011 What fun! I'll never go back to choppers again. 68 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,075 (humming grows louder) 69 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,059 (buzzing) 70 00:04:23,130 --> 00:04:24,564 Whoa! 71 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,432 Nobody worry. I'm OK. 72 00:04:35,509 --> 00:04:37,705 Amazing. 73 00:04:37,778 --> 00:04:43,308 In all my years in the space program. I have never seen anyone crash a simulator. 74 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:50,187 This tank will give you the sensation of walking in space. 75 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:53,591 So. In you go. 76 00:04:54,928 --> 00:04:58,330 This is fun. But I had no idea space was this wet. 77 00:05:02,869 --> 00:05:04,894 Chimp checks out A-OK. 78 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,063 Und Launchpad? 79 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:11,578 - He's... swelling. Sir. - Swelling? 80 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:26,186 It wasn't my fault. It was the chimp. Honest. You gotta believe me. 81 00:05:26,259 --> 00:05:29,957 Amazing. You even crashed a spacesuit. 82 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,730 Two can play at this chimp's game. 83 00:05:36,803 --> 00:05:39,363 I'll make sure he crashes this time. 84 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:45,242 Ah. Launchpad. Here you are. Good work. Next is the G-force simulator. 85 00:05:45,312 --> 00:05:49,078 Lots of luck. Ronny. You're gonna need it. Banana-breath. 86 00:05:49,149 --> 00:05:50,947 This time. You go first. 87 00:05:51,017 --> 00:05:55,579 No. No. No. I-| can't. My spacesuit shrank in the wash. 88 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:59,853 No. You first. So you can't blame your failure on the monkey. 89 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,671 (Bah! 90 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:20,769 (beeping) 91 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:31,521 Launchpad. Why the long face again? 92 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:36,757 What do you expect? D.A.S.A. is gonna send a monkey into space instead of me. 93 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:40,630 Nah. You'll be picked. You're the super-duperest. 94 00:06:40,700 --> 00:06:46,070 - (rings) - I'll bet that's D.A.S.A. with the good news. 95 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:50,701 Launchpad McQuacKs residence. Doofus eating... er. Speaking. 96 00:06:50,777 --> 00:06:53,439 This is Dr. Von Geezer speaking. 97 00:06:53,513 --> 00:06:57,472 Tell Herr McQuack he is just the astronaut we're looking for. 98 00:06:57,550 --> 00:07:00,349 Tel! Him he's got the right stuff. 99 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,219 You're it! You're an astronaut! 100 00:07:03,290 --> 00:07:07,693 Really? This will prove to Mr. McD. I'm not a stupid pilot. 101 00:07:08,028 --> 00:07:12,556 Doctor, are you sure you want to send that stupid pilot into space? 102 00:07:12,632 --> 00:07:14,430 He's not stupid. 103 00:07:14,501 --> 00:07:17,937 Of course he is. What better person to test 104 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:22,942 my new idiot-proof computer guidance system than with a proven idiot? 105 00:07:23,009 --> 00:07:26,912 Und where is our idiot... er. Astronaut. Anyways? 106 00:07:26,980 --> 00:07:30,348 He's on his way to Launchpad Two. Blasts off in five minutes. 107 00:07:30,417 --> 00:07:32,545 Launchpad. Stop! 108 00:07:34,721 --> 00:07:38,021 Now. Was that Launchpad Two in five minutes 109 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:40,389 or Launchpad Five in two minutes? 110 00:07:51,404 --> 00:07:54,499 Sheer-ah. No room for hitchhikers this trip. 111 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,280 (gulps) 112 00:08:08,688 --> 00:08:09,951 You can't go! 113 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:12,890 (grunts) Not like this. I can't. 114 00:08:12,959 --> 00:08:17,487 Dr. Von Geezer. Someones activated the Voyager probe! 115 00:08:17,564 --> 00:08:20,431 Launchpad, wait. I've got to tell you something. 116 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,491 Whoa! 117 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:25,930 Launchpad. Help! 118 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:32,072 What was it you wanted to tell me. Doofus? 119 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:38,550 (Quill?) Oh, boy. Am I glad you're a smart pilot. 120 00:08:43,256 --> 00:08:48,888 Uh-oh. Somethings screwy. I was supposed to orbit Earth. Not leave it. 121 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:52,796 Oh. No. Does this mean I'll miss supper? 122 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:55,301 What dummkopf launched the Voyager probe? 123 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,302 It wasn't to leave until tomorrow. 124 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,361 Doctor. Come quick. 125 00:08:59,439 --> 00:09:02,807 The Voyager is detecting some sort of bizarre life forms. Sir. 126 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,436 Ach. Du pretzel. 127 00:09:05,512 --> 00:09:08,004 Don't tell me we made contact with a Martian. 128 00:09:08,415 --> 00:09:10,543 No. Sir. With a McQuack. 129 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:14,144 What? That idiot got into the wrong spaceship. 130 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:18,555 How could I be so stupid to hire someone so stupid? 131 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:21,890 VVh-VVh-Whhere we gain', Launchpad? 132 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:25,829 Beats me. Lfl can find the radio I can ask Dr. Von Geezer. 133 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,425 Maybe this is it. 134 00:09:29,135 --> 00:09:31,763 (Von Geezer) Greetings to the people of Mara. 135 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:35,035 We send this probe in peace. 136 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:39,273 (Doofus) Mars? I will miss supper. 137 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,180 Hail. Ping - Ping the Pitiless! 138 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:52,849 (stammering) Emperor Ping. 139 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:56,726 The Territory of Zuch brings you... jewels. 140 00:09:56,796 --> 00:10:00,232 What lovely jewels. See how they sparkle. 141 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:05,329 Ping is pleased. You shall continue to be a slave to the state for another year. 142 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:09,467 Oh. Thank you. Your Pitilessness. You're too kind. 143 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,203 Uh-oh. 144 00:10:11,277 --> 00:10:13,769 What is this? A crack?! 145 00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:15,246 (all gasp) 146 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:18,341 Uh. No. No. No. No. It can't be. I-| checked. 147 00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:22,252 You expect your emperor to accept flawed. Worthless junk? 148 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:27,886 No. Of course not. I b-b-beg your forgiveness. P-please. 149 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,794 - You leave me no choice. - (screams) 150 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:33,731 Show. 151 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:38,631 Oops. That was just a hair. Sorry! 152 00:10:40,006 --> 00:10:42,634 (all screaming) 153 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,415 (Von Geezer) Greetings to the people of Mara. 154 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:56,183 We send this probe from Earth to collect data und specimens. 155 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,655 (shrieks) 156 00:10:58,591 --> 00:11:02,858 Hey. Help us outta here. We're being buried in a rummage sale. 157 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,421 (Von Geezer) I'm so glad to meet you. 158 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,990 A collection of Earth sounds. 159 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,035 Guards. Stop this thief! 160 00:11:21,147 --> 00:11:22,512 Who are you? 161 00:11:25,985 --> 00:11:28,079 I thought so. 162 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:33,854 How dare you steal my riches? Invaders. Rob their riches! 163 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:36,521 - No. Don't do that. - Why not? 164 00:11:36,596 --> 00:11:40,624 Uh. Let's see. Because Earth is poor. Yeah. That's it. 165 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,659 Why else would they send a tramp... er. Me up here to rob ya? 166 00:11:45,071 --> 00:11:52,000 Very well. We will not invade Earth. We'll destroy Earth instead! 167 00:11:54,614 --> 00:11:58,107 Then again. Maybe robbery wasn't such a bad idea. 168 00:11:58,184 --> 00:12:00,676 Throw them into the dungeon! 169 00:12:03,489 --> 00:12:05,617 Hey. Let us go! 170 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,593 (berm Help! 171 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:18,669 (beeping) 172 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,400 The Voyager probe has landed on Mars. Dr. Von Geezer. 173 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,102 But there's no sign of Launchpad or Doofus. 174 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:29,014 What will we do, sir? We can't just leave 'em up there. 175 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,744 We'll send a rescue rocket. 176 00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:35,254 But. Sir. Launchpad was our only trained astronaut. 177 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:38,916 No. There is one other. 178 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:41,757 Huh? Uh-oh. 179 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:43,819 (screeching) 180 00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:53,268 Hey. Get your green mitts off me. You can't do this to us. 181 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:58,175 I demand a trial! A lawyer? A phone call? 182 00:12:59,646 --> 00:13:02,707 Cmon! Even E.T. got to phone home. 183 00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,307 Yaah! 184 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,943 (buzzing) 185 00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:09,080 - Get in there. You mangy monkey! - (screeching) 186 00:13:13,660 --> 00:13:16,425 Welcome to Ping's Pit for the Pitiful. 187 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:18,487 Are you boys lifers too? 188 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,931 I hope not. What are you in for? 189 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,297 Jaywalking. 190 00:13:22,368 --> 00:13:25,633 (gulps) Sheesh. That Ping is pitiless. 191 00:13:25,705 --> 00:13:28,265 I'd bet he'd throw his own mother in the slammer. 192 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,503 I am his mother. 193 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:31,668 (gulps) 194 00:13:38,518 --> 00:13:40,316 Do you feel a draft? 195 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,185 (both) Yikes! 196 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:47,454 Launchpad. You've got to get us out of here. Use your head. 197 00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:48,892 Good idea! 198 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:03,399 Launchpad. The keys. Use the keys. 199 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,273 Nah. They don't work either. 200 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,215 Maybe Dr. Von Geezer was right. 201 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:15,977 (beeping) 202 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,890 Hey! After them! 203 00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:23,659 (beep) 204 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:26,990 Oh. No. Not again. 205 00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,370 (alarm buzzing) 206 00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:36,570 Quick. In here. 207 00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,373 We'll stay here until things cool off. 208 00:14:40,146 --> 00:14:42,877 Missile armed and ready. Set trajectory for Earth. 209 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:49,386 Holy smokes. A rocket! We're about to become roast duck! 210 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,125 Wait a minute. You're the gala> 00:14:59,029 Why don't you fly this rocket back to Earth? We can warn them about Pings attack! 212 00:14:59,098 --> 00:15:03,228 Sometimes I hate living up to this great reputation. 213 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,033 Hey. There they are. Stop! 214 00:15:10,777 --> 00:15:12,711 Move over. Doofus. 215 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:16,238 Who designs these rockets these days? Sadistic midgets? 216 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,183 (Martian) Ten seconds to launch. 217 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,949 Too late. We'll have to tell Emperor Ping. 218 00:15:22,021 --> 00:15:26,720 Five. Four. Three. Two. One. 219 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,784 I must be a better pilot than I thought. 220 00:15:28,861 --> 00:15:31,455 We're blasting off and I haven't even done anything yet. 221 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:36,332 Good. I need to get home soon. If I'm late for supper. Mom will explode. 222 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,305 You tell Ping. 223 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:42,000 Your Pitilessness... 224 00:15:42,074 --> 00:15:45,510 I beg to report the earthlings have escaped. 225 00:15:45,578 --> 00:15:48,809 What?! Catch them. You Martian morons. 226 00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:50,474 Or else! 227 00:15:50,550 --> 00:15:54,487 But sir. They've climbed into the missile sent to destroy Earth. 228 00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:58,923 Oh. Never mind. Hove unhappy endings. 229 00:15:58,991 --> 00:16:03,155 Does... Does this mean you'll spare my life. Your Pitilessness? 230 00:16:03,229 --> 00:16:05,254 No. Here. Spot. 231 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,459 - (yells) - (Spot snarls) 232 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:11,766 Let's see. I fed Spot twice and I'm blowing up the Earth. 233 00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:16,538 What a nice day I'm having. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! 234 00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:29,650 Unidentified flying object heading this way... from Mars. 235 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:32,419 Is it the Voyager probe coming back? 236 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:37,453 No. Sir. It's much bigger. Moving faster. Definitely alien. 237 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:42,969 Martians. Aha! They must have entered our probe. Guten strudel! 238 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:46,699 Notify the military. Alert the press. Call the White House. 239 00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:50,140 Get me Hollywood. I want to sell the movie rights. 240 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:52,303 (ticking) 241 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:55,643 Whats that ticking? Do you think it's a bomb? 242 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:59,549 Don't be silly. You're jumping to conclusions. 243 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:02,384 (ticking) 244 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,253 See. I told you it's no bomb. 245 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:09,386 Says here it's a “ther-mo-nuclear detonator.“ Ha-ha. That's all. 246 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,658 Well. What do you think a bomb is? 247 00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:13,995 Yaah! 248 00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,831 The Martians are coming. Head for the hills! 249 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:22,334 - What are we gonna do? - I'm thinkin', I'm thinkin'. 250 00:17:22,408 --> 00:17:25,241 Hey. Look. A rescue ship. 251 00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,211 (blows raspberry) 252 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,511 That chimp is smart. He's leaving Earth before we blew it up. 253 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:32,551 It's hopeless. 254 00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,178 Don't worry. Little buddy. I'll think of somethin'. 255 00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:37,416 You don't become an astronaut by being an idiot. 256 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:41,757 Yes. You do. Why do you think DAS A. Picked you instead oi the chimp? 257 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:43,556 Huh? 258 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:46,098 (woman shrieks) 259 00:17:46,165 --> 00:17:49,692 Hey. You really think Martians are 00min'. Uncle Scrooge? 260 00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:55,435 I'm taking no chances. Lad. Leave it to Launchpad to tell them about my money. 261 00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,773 Now they're 00min' after it. (Grunting) 262 00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:03,377 Don't just stand there. Lads. Hide your piggy banks. 263 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,890 Only 45 more rooms to go. 264 00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:20,124 I can't believe it. I shoulolve known I was in trouble when I got an “F“ on my blood test. 265 00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:23,225 You'll think of a way to save us. You're the best. 266 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:26,431 I'm so humiliated. A certified idiot. 267 00:18:26,505 --> 00:18:29,065 How will I ever face Mr. McD. Again? 268 00:18:29,141 --> 00:18:32,202 In 500 pieces if you don't stop this missile. 269 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:34,645 You've got to prove everybody's wrong about you. 270 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,978 Show 'em you're a great pilot. 271 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:39,712 (Launchpad) How many tries do I get? 272 00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:44,347 Hurry. Lads. We've got to hide this before the Martians see it. It's priceless. 273 00:18:44,423 --> 00:18:48,553 Look. Here they come! Get your ganders ready. 274 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:51,097 (screaming) 275 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:59,300 Only minutes till Earth goes “boom? 276 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:03,366 What a pity I can't have this much fun all the time. Ha-ha-ha! 277 00:19:03,442 --> 00:19:05,376 (creaking footsteps) 278 00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,442 What are you doing? Get out of here. 279 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,077 Hey. 280 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,745 (muffled) Let me out of here! 281 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,447 (Doofus bawling) 282 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,583 I thought you were my hero. 283 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:23,527 You were wrong. OK? Hey. Everyone makes mistakes. 284 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,621 (bawling) 285 00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:30,465 But I'm too fat... er. Too young to die! 286 00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:35,940 All right. I'll be your hero. Anything. I can't stand to see an overgrown kid cry. 287 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:40,002 - I knew you'd come through. - Help me find the guidance system. 288 00:19:40,079 --> 00:19:43,413 - What's it look like? - How should I know? I'm an idiot. 289 00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:49,410 Those Martians look like they took flying lessons from Launchpad McQuack. 290 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:59,789 Hey. Doofus. I found the controls. I can steer this baby. 291 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,732 Way to go! I knew you could do it. 292 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:06,864 Now there's only one problem - how to land without blowing up. 293 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,964 The Junior Woodchuck Guidebook says... 294 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:12,136 “To put out a Martian bomb. Douse it with water.“ 295 00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:16,239 Great. With five oceans to choose from. How can I miss? 296 00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:18,545 Get ready for a splash landing! 297 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:24,956 (crash. Splash) 298 00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,526 Oh. No! Not me pool. Not again. 299 00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:36,798 There's something coming outta the rocket. Stand back. They may be dangerous. 300 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:41,864 Nobody worry. I'm OK. 301 00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:45,070 Ach. I should have known. 302 00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,505 Und for thinking quickly 303 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:51,244 und taking great piloting action that saved Earth und mankind. 304 00:20:51,317 --> 00:20:55,879 I give you Duckburgs highest honor. The Von Geezer Award. 305 00:20:55,955 --> 00:20:58,049 - (cheering) - Speech! Speech! 306 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:03,952 (clears throat) “Fourscore and seven crashes ago...“ 307 00:21:04,029 --> 00:21:05,622 (clears throat) Forget“. 308 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:09,965 I vvant to thank everybody. But especially my little buddy Doofus. 309 00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:11,969 - (crowd cheering) - Huh? Me? 310 00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:14,699 He believed in me when everyone thought I was an idiot. 311 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,072 Ifs because of him I'm a hero. 312 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,669 You're the greatest. 313 00:21:19,745 --> 00:21:22,180 I owe you an apology too, Launchpad. 314 00:21:22,248 --> 00:21:25,946 I tip my hat to the best pilot in Duckburg. 315 00:21:26,018 --> 00:21:29,147 - Ya mean it. Mr. McD.? - Yes. I do. 316 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:33,351 But if you ever come near my swimming pool againm! 317 00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:41,700 Easy. Easy. He's mein only astronaut now that the chimp is gone. 318 00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:44,930 Hey, wait a minute. What happened to the chimp? 319 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:49,805 (all) All hail the ruler of Mars. All hail. 320 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,674 (chattering) 321 00:21:52,745 --> 00:21:56,477 Good riddance to Ping the Pitiless. Hmph! 322 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,582 Let me out of here! 323 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:05,819 (Von Geezer) Pm so glad we met. Greetings to the people of Pluto. 324 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:08,292 Pluto? I hate dogs! 325 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:10,852 Somebody let me out of here! 326 00:22:17,736 --> 00:22:18,736 '