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<i>(I "DuckTales" theme)</i>

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<i>I Life is like a hurricane</i>

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<i>I Here in Duckburg</i>

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<i>I Race cars. Lasers. Aeroplanes</i>

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<i>I It's a duck-blur</i>

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<i>I Might solve a mystery</i>

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<i>I or rewrite history.</i>

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J“ Duck Ta lea. Ooh-ooh.

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<i>S' Every day.
They're out there making DuckTales</i>

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<i>I Ooh-ooh.</i>

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<i>S' Tales of derring-do.
Bad and good-luck tales.</i>

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<i>I D-d-d-danger</i>

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<i>I Watch behind you.</i>

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<i>S' There's a stranger
out to find you.</i>

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<i>S' What to do?
Just grab onto some DuckTales</i>

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<i>I Ooh-ooh.</i>

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<i>S' Every day.
They're out there making DuckTales</i>

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<i>I Ooh-ooh.</i>

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<i>S' Tales of derring-do.
Bad and good-luck tales.</i>

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<i>I Ooh-ooh.</i>

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<i>S' Not ponytails or cottontails no.
DuckTales</i>

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<i>I Ooh-ooh</i>

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(Huey) Bombers at 12 cf clock.

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(Dewey) Fighter at two cf clock.

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Another fighter at dinnertime.

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That's not how it works. Louie.

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- Huh? What do you mean?
- Never mind.

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<i>(plane engine sputters)</i>

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Hey.
Somethids wrong with my plane.

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- <i>(Huey) I'm</i> going <i>down!</i>
- <i>(Dewey) Me too!</i>

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- (Louie) Mayday! Mayday!
- (Huey) Me too! Me too!

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Hee-hee-hee-hee.

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It's great to own
your own oil company.

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Oh. Indeed. Sir. I dare say. You'd never
use premium if you had to pay for it.

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Ho-ho-ho. I dare say.

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Fill 'er up. Laddie.
Premium. As usual.

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Uh. Well. Uh. We're all out of premium.
Mr. McDuck. Your Honor. Sir.

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Oh. Very well. Then.
Make it unleaded.

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No unleaded. Either.
Your Excellency. Sir.

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Regular?

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Uh. Well. Uh.
We're all out. Your...

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McDuck Oil is one of the biggest
oil companies in the world.

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- How can you be all out?
- I don't know. Sir. We're just-just...

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- (Louie) Out of gas!
- Head for Uncle Scrooge's gas station.

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But you told me my Te><as oil
fields wouldna go dry for 5O years.

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And that was only 2O years ago.

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What is gain' on out there?

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Well.
I'm 00min' to see for myself.

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Si>< cents' worth. Please.
Two cents in each plane.

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- Sorry. Boys. We're all out.
- How can you be out of gas?

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That's what I'm about to find out.
Boys.

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- (all) Uncle Scrooge!
- Hop in. We're headin' for Texas.

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Oh. Boy!
We can play cowboys and Indians

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with real cowboys
and real Indians!

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Can we ride horses,
Uncle Scrooge?

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We may have to.
Horses don't use gasoline.

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We are out of petrol. Sir.

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Lucky we made it to the airport.

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Push the limo home and take
the afternoon off. Duckworth.

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Oh. Thank you. Sir.

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- (all) Hi. Launchpad.
- Hey. Mr. McD. Hiya. Boys.

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Launchpad. You've got to
fly us to Texas and fast.

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No can do. Mr. McD.
Your jet's been out of gas for a week.

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It's a disaster. A catastrophe.
What am I going to do?

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Uh. You might not like it.
Uncle Scrooge. But I have an idea.

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It's the ultimate humiliation -
buying tickets on Air Glomgold.

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- Well. I said you might not like it.
- But you didn't say I'd hate it.

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This will be a good place to stay.
My oil fields are nearby.

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Wow. A real dude ranch.

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Hey. Welcome to the
Lucky Duck Dude Ranch.

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- I'm your host - Tex Doggie.
- Wow, are you a real cowboy?

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Sure. My name's Tex. Ain't it?

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Let's go check out the horses.
Uncle Scrooge.

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You go ahead. Lads.
I've business to take care of.

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Well. Scrooge McDuck.
Been a long time.

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- You're late. Wildcat.
- Ran out of gas.

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There's a lot of
that going around.

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Yep.

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All the experts said this oil
wouldn't run out for years.

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- And you're tellin' me it's bone dry?
- Yep.

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- You have any idea why?
- Nope.

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- Have ya tried drillin' new wells?
- Yep.

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- Any luck?
- Nope.

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Well. Let's keep tryin'!

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- Ain't it great to be real cowboys?
- Sure is. Pardner.

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Yea-haw! Vvhoolvvhool.

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Ride 'em. Cowdog.

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<i>Yew'.!</i>

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- Wa-hoo!
- Ride 'im. Tex.

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Yep. Pardners.
He's gonna do some fancy shootin'.

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You've seen it here. Folks.

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Trick ridin' and trick shootin'.
Simultaneous.

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And he did it all at the same time.
Too.

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All part of the fun at
the Lucky Duck Dude Ranch.

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Just make yourselves to home.

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But don't go near
the old ghost town.

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(both) Ghost town?

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'Cause the ghost of that
gunslinger Jesse Jones

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and his ferocious white
buffalo still haunt the place.

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Now you just have a good time.
Heh-heh. See y'all.

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What do we do first - ride a horse.
Explore the desert?

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I think we should get a horse and
explore the desert on our way to...

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(all) The ghost town!

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All right. Wildcat.
Throw the switch.

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<i>(gurgling)</i>

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- You hear something?
- Nope. Yep. Nope. Yep.

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It could be. It could be.

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<i>(rumbling)</i>

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- Hot air.
- Uh. Yep.

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Without oil. All my factories
and ships and trucks and trains

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all grind to a stop.
What will I do?

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<i>(car approaches)</i>

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- Is that who I think it is?
- Yep.

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Why. It's JR. Mooing.
Richest oil tycoon around these parts.

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(Texas draw!) Howdy.
Folks. JR. Mooing.

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You are sure working
hard around here.

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I like that.
But this lands plumb out of oil.

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How do you know?

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Everybody in the oil business
knows McDuck Oil's in trouble.

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In fact.
I come by to help y'all out.

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Just so happens.
I got some real oil land for sale.

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Well. Vve done run out of
places to drill. Partner.

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Aye, that we have, Wildcat.

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How much do you want
for that oil land, J.R.?

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Well. Now.
That's awful valuable land.

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I think it's worth maybe...
How much ya got?

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I'm certainly not telling
you how much money I have.

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Doesn't matter. Whatever it is. It'll
cost ya half your fortune to buy my land.

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Nobody robs Scrooge McDuck.
No matter rich they are.

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We'll have to talk again later.
Mr. City Slicker McDuck.

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Heh-heh-heh. Of course.
After you change your mind.

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Oh. He's right. Lfl don't do something
soon. <i>I'll</i> lose my entire fortune.

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Well. Ol' JR. Can't take half
your fortune if you ain't got one.

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Oh. That's a great comfort.
Wildcat. A great comfort.

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I And the sky is
not cloudy all day.

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Well. We're riding the range.
Eh. Deadeye Dewey?

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Yep, just like real cowboys and
Indians, eh, Lone-star Louie?

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Yeah - I mean. Yep.

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And we even got a real
ghost town to explore.

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Come on. Gluefoot. Giddy-up.

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Uh-uh.

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- I think old Gluefoofs scared of somethin'.
- Uh-huh.

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What's to be scared of?
Old buildings? Tumbleweeds?

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<i>- Look!
- (roars)</i>

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<i>(all scream)</i>

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When out west.
Do as the westerners do.

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(Texas draw!) Old JR.
Mooing wouldn't pull a fast one

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on a fellow good 0l' boy.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

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(normal voice) <i>I'll</i> get that oil
land for a song. A cowboy song.

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I I'm an old cowhand.
Only cost me a grand.

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Hee-ha-ha-ha!

152
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Ten-gallon hat don't
make you no cowboy.

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Nope.

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Especially when you
got an 11-gallon head.

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Yep.

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- I think that white buffalo is gone.
- We should take a look around.

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- Gluefoot. You stay here.
- Phew.

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I'm thirsty. I hope we don't run
into the ghost of Jesse Jones.

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- You really believe that stuff?
- I don't know. Ask him.

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You're in my saloon. Greenhorns.

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<i>(all gasp)</i>

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- It's Jesse Jones!
- Let's see you tenderfeet dance.

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- (all) Ow. Ooh. Ee. Ow!
- Oops. Quackaroonie.

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Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.

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Nothing like tenderfeet
with tender feet.

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Hee-ha-ha-ha!
Save the last dance for me.

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<i>(guns click)</i>

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Time to reload. Stay where you are.
You little varmints.

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- He's out of bullets.
- And we better get outta here.

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Hey, wait. I ain't ready yet.

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<i>(gunshots)</i>

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Heh-heh. I'm gonna show that city
slicker McDuck a thing or three.

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Not only am I gonna soak him for
that worthless piece of land of his.

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I'm gonna humiliate him.

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<i>(Texas draw!) Howdy. Pardner.</i>

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Wild Bill Duck's the name.
Drillin' for oil's my game.

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Well. McDuck wants to play
cowboy games with 0l' JR. Mooing.

178
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Well. That's just fine.

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You know. I thought I knew every
oil tycoon around these here parts.

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I'm not from around
these here parts.

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Do my oil drilling in
Oklahomie and Louisiannie.

182
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But I'm looking to land me
some oil land around Her.

183
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,657
Well. I'll tell ya What.
Wild Bill.

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I got a piece of land I was gonna
sell this dumb city slicker McDuck.

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(normal voice) Dumb city slicker?
Why. You...

186
00:11:16,643 --> 00:11:20,944
(Texas draw!) Ha-ha. You sho' enough
don't wanna sell to the likes a' him.

187
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Sho' enough. So why don't you
and me have a friendly little...

188
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cowboy contest? Say.
Winner take all.

189
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All?

190
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Well. All. Everything you
got against everything I got.

191
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- Unless you're chicken.
- Never. You got yourself a deal.

192
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A cowboy contest it is.

193
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- What kind of contest ya got in mind?
- Just wait and see, pardner.

194
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<i>It'll</i> be a humdinger.
I assure you. (laughs)

195
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I think we lost him.
Good thinking, Deacleye.

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- (neighs)
- Hee-yaw! Hee-yaw! Git.

197
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There's no gettin' away now. Aw.
There they are. Sittin' ducks.

198
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<i>- He chased Gmeioot away.
- Do you think he knows where we are?</i>

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Yep.

200
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,310
I'm hit. Aw...

201
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Oil! Let's give that
ghost an oil spill.

202
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:39,553
- Will this work on a ghost?
- It's worth a try.

203
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Huh? Thunderation! Yaah! Oof.

204
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Hey. He's not a ghost.

205
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We better tell Uncle
Scrooge right away.

206
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How we gonna get back to
the ranch without our horse?

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<i>(all) Whoa'.!</i>

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<i>(groans and sobs)</i>

209
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Aw. He's not mean at all.
He's sad.

210
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Let's untie him.

211
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,727
Hey. White paint.

212
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Somebody painted him up to scare us.
Pardners.

213
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He's a fake just
like that fake ghost.

214
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Can you take us back
to the dude ranch?

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<i>(grunts)</i>

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Let's hit the trail. Pardners.

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Yee... haw!

218
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- Any old cowpoke can do that. Right?
- Nope.

219
00:13:49,829 --> 00:13:53,697
This glove's got stickum on it.
I need all the help I can git.

220
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Yep.

221
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Whoa. Boy. Whoa.

222
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- You got everything set?
- El Diablo is the worst we got. Mr. Mooing.

223
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:11,984
Good. Just a little insurance.
Heh-heh-heh. I am bad.

224
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:16,415
- Here I go.
- Yep.

225
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:21,155
(Scrooge) Whoa. Easy. Boy.

226
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,594
<i>(screams)</i>

227
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:32,601
\\\ik.

228
00:14:32,672 --> 00:14:35,767
Yeow! Oof.

229
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:39,779
- This here glove worked pretty good.
- Yep.

230
00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:44,715
Aw. Nice try. Pardner.
Too bad I got all the points so far.

231
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,845
<i>(laughs)</i>

232
00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,258
Now.
There's some fancy shootin'.

233
00:15:02,535 --> 00:15:05,027
Here you go. Wild Bill.
Your turn.

234
00:15:05,104 --> 00:15:07,129
<i>I'll</i> show you some
fancy shootin'.

235
00:15:14,046 --> 00:15:15,775
<i>(chuckles)</i>

236
00:15:15,848 --> 00:15:19,216
Quick on the trigger.
But slow on the draw.

237
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:24,523
Oof.

238
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,252
Too bad you lost.
City Slicker McDuck.

239
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:29,721
I now own your whole fortune,

240
00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:34,097
and you don't even have
a home on the range.

241
00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:49,139
(normal voice) Curse me kilts.
Now I'm in a real mess.

242
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:52,378
Say. Pardner.
Have you seen my sidekicks?

243
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,047
No. They were out ridin'
on old Gluefoot there.

244
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,989
He done come back without 'em.

245
00:15:59,058 --> 00:16:01,049
Maybe they're lost
in the desert.

246
00:16:01,127 --> 00:16:04,290
Wandering in the dark.
Alone and scared.

247
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:08,027
- (Huey) Uncle Scrooge. Uncle Scrooge!
- Or maybe not.

248
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:13,697
That ghost town's a fake.
Uncle Scrooge.

249
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:17,403
Yeah. And the ghost of
Jesse Jones is a fake. Too.

250
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:21,072
What are you talking about. Lads?
And where did ya find this buffalo?

251
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:24,014
He's our friend. Uncle Scrooge.

252
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:26,916
So long. Pardner.
You're free now.

253
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,751
<i>(grunts)</i>

254
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:39,431
What's this on your head. Louie?
Oil! Where did ya get oil?

255
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,729
It came out of the
barrel at the ghost town.

256
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:46,398
Saddle up. Lads. I think I know
where to find my missing oil.

257
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:55,376
Ach. Me aching bones.
<i>I'll</i> tell you somethin'. Lads.

258
00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,679
I've done a lot of adventurin'.
But I'm no cowboy.

259
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:02,415
I should never have
tried to be what I'm not.

260
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:05,423
- But we're tough, right?
- (bay-SJ Right!

261
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,051
And we'll get your oil back.
No matter what.

262
00:17:08,127 --> 00:17:10,994
Heh-heh.
That's the spirit. Lads.

263
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,239
Hey. The barrels are gone.

264
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:28,076
They've got to be hidden
somewhere in this ghost town.

265
00:17:28,147 --> 00:17:30,582
You look that way.
And <i>I'll</i> look over there.

266
00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:43,662
- Carma see a thing.
- I can see you just fine.

267
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,061
Ahh. Jesse Jones!

268
00:17:46,132 --> 00:17:47,132
<i>(thud)</i>

269
00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:50,260
Heh-heh-heh. On your feet.
Sidewinder.

270
00:17:50,336 --> 00:17:52,100
No. No. No. I'm no sidewinder.

271
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:54,765
Just Scrooge McDuck.
A good Scots lad.

272
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:58,276
A fureign sidewinder.
That's even worst.

273
00:17:58,344 --> 00:17:59,937
This is a showdown.

274
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,846
Are you sure you don't mean hoedown?
Ha-ha-ha.

275
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,612
Go fer your gun.

276
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:08,814
<i>(stammers)</i>

277
00:18:12,358 --> 00:18:16,192
- Hey, where you think yer gain'?
- I'm gein' for my gun.

278
00:18:18,864 --> 00:18:21,458
Now.
There's a safe place to hide.

279
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:28,535
Where'd that varmint go?

280
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:34,603
What in thunderation...?

281
00:18:36,048 --> 00:18:39,985
More sidewinders. What are you
and that old geezer doin' here?

282
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,889
You won't get away this time.

283
00:18:47,193 --> 00:18:49,821
<i>(panting)</i>

284
00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:53,024
Now I got ya. Heh-heh-heh.

285
00:18:54,533 --> 00:18:58,561
- We're trapped.
- Trapped you are. For good.

286
00:19:04,543 --> 00:19:07,274
It's the scariest
thing I've ever seen.

287
00:19:07,346 --> 00:19:11,408
A bank with no money in it.
I better find the lads.

288
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,509
<i>(strains)</i>

289
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,886
- It won't budge.
- Forget it. Dewey.

290
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,924
<i>(door creeks open)</i>

291
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:21,619
Shh. Somebodys here.

292
00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:25,324
- Ow! Curse my kilts.
- It's Uncle Scrooge.

293
00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:28,925
Uncle Scrooge.
In here. Get us out!

294
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:33,336
- Lads. What are you doin' in there?
- Same thing you're gonna do in there.

295
00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,568
Rot. Heh-heh-heh-heh.

296
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,880
Now git.

297
00:19:42,948 --> 00:19:45,440
You'll never get away with this.
Whoever you are.

298
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,986
I already have.

299
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:56,818
- (Huey) Look. A secret passage.
- Shh. Listen.

300
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,591
<i>(Pump runs)</i>

301
00:19:58,664 --> 00:20:01,031
- Sounds like a big pump.
- Aye.

302
00:20:01,100 --> 00:20:05,094
And <i>I'll</i> bet my lucky dime
it's pumping my oil fields dry.

303
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,035
How are we gonna
get out of here?

304
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:10,599
<i>(buffalo grunts)</i>

305
00:20:10,676 --> 00:20:14,579
The white buffalo.
Maybe he can help us bust out of here.

306
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,638
Grab that rope.

307
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:22,955
- All set.
- Get ready. Boy.

308
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:26,822
1.2.3.

309
00:20:26,892 --> 00:20:29,327
(boys) Pull!

310
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,726
<i>(all cheer)</i>

311
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,459
Ya did it. Boy.

312
00:20:34,533 --> 00:20:36,900
<i>(grunts)</i>

313
00:20:38,604 --> 00:20:39,969
Let's go. Lads.

314
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,839
It's vvorkin' like a charm.
Heh-heh-heh-heh.

315
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,973
- Hey. Look at this.
- That's McDuck Oil.

316
00:20:52,051 --> 00:20:54,679
And that's my pipeline.

317
00:20:54,754 --> 00:20:57,849
And that's their pipeline
leading to the ghost town.

318
00:20:59,959 --> 00:21:03,589
We learned how to do this at
the dude ranch. Uncle Scrooge.

319
00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:07,599
- Ready? Now.
- Huh? What the...?

320
00:21:11,137 --> 00:21:12,332
<i>(all cheering)</i>

321
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:15,135
You've done it. Boys.

322
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,603
And now I've done it.

323
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:25,548
<i>(rumbling)</i>

324
00:21:29,555 --> 00:21:32,354
Let's find out who
this guy really is.

325
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,790
Tex Doggie.

326
00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:39,058
The Lucky Duck Dude
Ranch is out of business.

327
00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:43,398
Hee-hee-hee.
And McDuck Oil is back in business.

328
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,865
You know. McDuck.
You're all right.

329
00:21:45,938 --> 00:21:49,306
You handled that hombre
like a real cowboy.

330
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:51,742
I tell you what - I'm
letting you out of our deal.

331
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:56,647
- Besides which. I cheated.
- You're OK. Too. J.R.. My lad.

332
00:21:56,715 --> 00:21:59,844
And here's something a real
cowboy should appreciate.

333
00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:02,251
Some of my cactus
wildfire chili.

334
00:22:04,123 --> 00:22:06,251
<i>(all scream)</i>

335
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:15,434
I may be a city slicker. But we've
a hot time in the old town tonight.

336
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,560
Ha-ha-ha!

337
00:22:19,605 --> 00:22:20,605
'