1 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:06,969 I Life is like a hurricane 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,304 I Here in Duckburg 3 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:12,346 I Racecars. Lasers. Aeroplanes 4 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,040 I It's a duck blur 5 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,812 I You might solve a mystery 6 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:20,547 I or rewrite history 7 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:23,056 - I DuckTa/es - I Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 8 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:26,957 S' Every day they're out there making DuckTales. 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,586 S' Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 10 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:34,192 S' Tales of derring-do. Bad and good luck tales 11 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:36,862 - I D-d-d-danger. - I Watch behind you 12 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,565 - I There's a stranger - I Out to find you. 13 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,304 S' What to do? Just grab on to some DuckTales. 14 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,936 S' Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 15 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:48,380 S' Every day they're out there making DuckTales. 16 00:00:48,448 --> 00:00:50,507 S' Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 17 00:00:50,584 --> 00:00:53,747 S' Tales of derring-do. Bad and good luck tales. 18 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:55,015 S' Ooh. Ooh. Ooh 19 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:57,955 I Not ponytails or cottontails 20 00:00:58,025 --> 00:01:00,824 - I No. DuckTa/es - I Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. 21 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:08,468 Boy. Your plane sure gets dirty when you crash-land. Launchpad. 22 00:01:08,535 --> 00:01:11,800 Ah. The old Joy Rider can take it. Little buddy. 23 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:13,931 She's as big a hero as I am. 24 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,908 Why. I remember the time I was... (grunts) 25 00:01:16,977 --> 00:01:19,605 flying over the Big Cheese Mountain range 26 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:21,648 with zero visibility. 27 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:26,812 Suddenly. Mount Limburger. The biggest mountain in the whole range. 28 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:28,878 Jumped right out in front of me. And I... 29 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:31,653 (groans) Uh-oh. 30 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:35,821 Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ohl 31 00:01:44,871 --> 00:01:48,705 - (bell rings) - Quack-a-gram for Launchpad McQuackl. 32 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,073 That's me. Uhh! 33 00:01:52,879 --> 00:01:56,144 Uh. Why don't you read it for me. Little buddy? 34 00:01:56,216 --> 00:01:58,082 Sure thing. Launchpad! 35 00:01:58,151 --> 00:01:59,346 Here you go. Pal. 36 00:01:59,419 --> 00:02:01,148 Thanks. Sport. 37 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:04,316 “Dear Mr. McQuack. The people of Duck Ridge 38 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:07,190 “cordially request the honor of your presence 39 00:02:07,260 --> 00:02:11,527 and participation in our annual Civil War pageant.“ 40 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:16,092 Wow! The Civil War happened a long. Long time ago. 41 00:02:16,169 --> 00:02:17,762 You mean I missed it? 42 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,899 Nah. It's an anniversary celebration. 43 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:24,274 The reenactment of the Battle of Duck Ridge. 44 00:02:24,344 --> 00:02:26,540 They want you to play the part of... 45 00:02:26,613 --> 00:02:29,446 General Rhubarb McQuack. 46 00:02:29,516 --> 00:02:32,281 Of course! My great-great-grandfather! 47 00:02:32,352 --> 00:02:34,150 He was a Civil War hero. 48 00:02:34,221 --> 00:02:36,883 It kind of-ha ha - runs in the family. 49 00:02:36,957 --> 00:02:39,119 It says you have to be there tomorrow. 50 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:40,785 Oh. Gee. Launchpad. 51 00:02:40,861 --> 00:02:44,627 You were supposed to take us on our Junior Wooolchuck field trip tomorrow. 52 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:48,635 So? I will. But it will be a Civil War battlefield trip. 53 00:02:48,702 --> 00:02:51,069 Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa! 54 00:02:51,138 --> 00:02:53,106 Ha ha ha ha ha. 55 00:02:55,308 --> 00:02:57,402 (Launchpad) There it is. Little buddies - 56 00:02:57,477 --> 00:02:59,809 Duck Ridge. Where my great-great-grandfather 57 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:01,974 proved just how great he was. 58 00:03:02,049 --> 00:03:06,646 I'm gonna take pictures of everything you do for the Junior Woodchuck scrapbook. 59 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,449 Be my guest. Little buddy. 60 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:12,459 Great! Lets start with a closeup! 61 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,257 (all) Whoa-oa-oa! 62 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,639 Do you think this could be Mr. McQuack? 63 00:03:26,707 --> 00:03:28,698 Whoa-oa-oa! 64 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:33,039 Can there be any doubt? 65 00:03:33,113 --> 00:03:36,378 (chickens ducking) 66 00:03:42,055 --> 00:03:44,786 Launchpad McQuack. Great-great-grandson 67 00:03:44,858 --> 00:03:47,350 of the General Rhubarb McQuack... 68 00:03:47,427 --> 00:03:49,327 (chuckles) ...at your service. 69 00:03:49,396 --> 00:03:52,127 Ahem. Allow me to. Ahem. 70 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:55,464 Carefully shake your hand. Sir. 71 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:57,367 Say "cheese"! 72 00:03:57,437 --> 00:03:59,872 Cheese! 73 00:03:59,940 --> 00:04:04,707 Uh. Mr. McQuack. I. Mayor Rufus B. Pinfeathers. 74 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:10,683 And the Duck Ridge Historical Society. Are honored you accepted our invitation. 75 00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:13,550 The honor is all mine. Your mayorness. 76 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:15,179 (both) “is? 77 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:20,092 Ahem. You do realize you will be playing your great-great-grandfather 78 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:21,821 in our reenactment of the battle. 79 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:26,389 Yes. And I intend to uphold the great. Great name of my great-great-grandfather 80 00:04:26,466 --> 00:04:28,491 to the best of my great. Great ability. 81 00:04:28,568 --> 00:04:31,333 I'm sure you will! 82 00:04:31,404 --> 00:04:35,500 Sir. Allow me to introduce Colonel Beauregard DuBark. 83 00:04:35,575 --> 00:04:38,169 Founder of the Duck Ridge Historical Society 84 00:04:38,245 --> 00:04:42,739 and owner of the Duck Ridge Civil War souvenir shop. 85 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:47,185 Just let me say, we accept all major credit cards. 86 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:49,348 Colonel DuBark's ancestor. 87 00:04:49,422 --> 00:04:53,450 General Elijah DuBark. Fought against your great-great-grandfather 88 00:04:53,527 --> 00:04:55,461 in the Battle of Duck Ridge. 89 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:59,056 It must be tough to have that loss hanging over your family. 90 00:04:59,132 --> 00:05:01,692 You have my sympathy. Good sir. 91 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:05,534 Loss? My dear sir... Huh? 92 00:05:06,039 --> 00:05:09,942 Don't upset the apple cart if the apples are still on the tree. Sir. 93 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:11,034 But. Mayor. He... 94 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,079 We were wondering if you wouldn't mind 95 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:17,777 wearing your great-great-grandfathefs uniform in our parade. 96 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:18,875 WOW! 97 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:20,386 (ducks) 98 00:05:20,453 --> 00:05:23,548 A uniform! And a parade! 99 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:25,921 (ducks) 100 00:05:26,827 --> 00:05:29,853 (Playing march) 101 00:05:36,303 --> 00:05:39,603 I've never been on this side of a parade before. 102 00:05:41,474 --> 00:05:43,943 Why. It's General McQuack. 103 00:05:44,010 --> 00:05:46,138 - (crowd laughing) - My hero! 104 00:05:46,213 --> 00:05:49,945 Launchpad. Why are all those people laughing? 105 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:52,781 Ha ha. I guess they're just happy to see me. 106 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:54,753 Wish I could see them. 107 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:57,313 (laughing continues) 108 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:01,257 (tires screech) 109 00:06:08,969 --> 00:06:13,497 Mr. MoQuaok, you don't have to act like General Rhubarb until tomorrow. 110 00:06:13,573 --> 00:06:17,942 Uh. Shall we inspect your troops? They've been rehearsing for weeks. 111 00:06:18,011 --> 00:06:21,504 - (groans) Yeow! - (crash) 112 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:24,778 And it looks like you've been rehearsing. Too. 113 00:06:27,153 --> 00:06:29,087 Ready. Men? On my command! 114 00:06:29,155 --> 00:06:31,522 One. Two. Flee! 115 00:06:31,591 --> 00:06:33,355 (all shouting) 116 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:36,589 Hey. What are Launchpacfs soldiers doing? 117 00:06:36,663 --> 00:06:39,860 They're acting like they're-they're running away! 118 00:06:40,367 --> 00:06:45,203 I don't know about you guys, but I don't think General Rhubarb won this battle. 119 00:06:45,272 --> 00:06:47,104 (shouting continues) 120 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:50,143 What these fellas need is a pep talk from their leader. 121 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:54,909 The great military genius who led McQuack's Marauders to victory. 122 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:02,222 (sighs) Well. Beauregard. I'm afraid it's time we broke the news to Mr. McQuack. 123 00:07:02,289 --> 00:07:06,522 I may be the only person in the world to ever say this. 124 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:09,858 But I can't wait to see his face. 125 00:07:09,930 --> 00:07:14,060 Men. We are about to recreate a great battle of the Civil War. 126 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,831 - (laughing) - This will be our finest hour. 127 00:07:16,903 --> 00:07:19,338 But we must work as one if we are to win. 128 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,636 (laughing hysterically) 129 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:24,837 But. Mr. McQuack. You cannot win. Sir. 130 00:07:24,911 --> 00:07:26,504 Just a moment. Sir. 131 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:29,139 My great-great-grandfather was a hero. 132 00:07:29,215 --> 00:07:33,118 Our hero! Because of Rhubarb McQuacKs blundering. 133 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:37,783 My great-great-grandfather won the Battle of Duck Ridge! 134 00:07:37,857 --> 00:07:42,590 I'm sorry that you were confused about the history of this battle. Mr. McQuack. 135 00:07:42,662 --> 00:07:45,427 If we'd have known you were ignorant about it. We... 136 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:47,523 Launchpad is not ignorant! 137 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,365 How many times do I have to tell people that? 138 00:07:50,437 --> 00:07:52,428 Let's get back to reality. 139 00:07:52,505 --> 00:07:56,203 What exactly are you trying to say. Mr. Mayor? 140 00:07:56,776 --> 00:07:58,642 Well... 141 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,942 General Rhubarb McQuack and his troops 142 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:03,915 were stationed at the top of Duck Ridge Hill. 143 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,476 The eagle-eyed man in the observation balloon 144 00:08:06,553 --> 00:08:09,181 signaled that DuBarkis troops were advancing. 145 00:08:09,255 --> 00:08:11,849 General McQuack had the advantage. 146 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:16,226 His troops were in control of the high ground. 147 00:08:20,266 --> 00:08:24,567 All he had to do was draw his sword and call the charge. 148 00:08:24,637 --> 00:08:29,097 Unfortunately. The poor fool - ahem. I mean. Your gallant ancestor - 149 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,576 couldn't even draw his sword! 150 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:36,210 His men were stunned. Confused. 151 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:40,947 As you know. Sir. One cannot lead a charge without a proper sword. 152 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,854 (DuBark) The town militia. Led by my great-great- 153 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:47,518 greater-than-your- grandfather-grandfather 154 00:08:47,594 --> 00:08:51,258 continued advancing uncontested. 155 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:55,700 (mayor) But General Rhubarb McQuack valiantly tried to turn the tide. 156 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:59,637 He yelled. "Charge!" And charge he did. 157 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,902 - (screams) - (shouting) 158 00:09:01,975 --> 00:09:05,240 (thud) 159 00:09:05,311 --> 00:09:08,212 (whinnying) 160 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,842 (mayor) His troops were so ashamed that they ran away. 161 00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,751 And were never seen nor heard from again. 162 00:09:16,756 --> 00:09:18,417 So. You see. Mr. McQuack. 163 00:09:18,491 --> 00:09:22,018 You simply cannot win the Battle of Duck Ridge tomorrow. 164 00:09:22,095 --> 00:09:24,757 Uh. Ahem. Even so. 165 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:28,859 You are still the. Uh. Star in our little dramatization. 166 00:09:28,935 --> 00:09:31,700 We couldn't have our celebration without you. 167 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,739 - Well. Uh... - Mr. McQuack. 168 00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:37,368 I'm sure you will do the right thing. 169 00:09:37,444 --> 00:09:40,778 You're obviously a gentleman of the highest degree. 170 00:09:40,847 --> 00:09:45,751 Incapable of disappointing the throngs of anxious citizens. 171 00:09:45,819 --> 00:09:48,754 I sure am anxious. Honey. 172 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:53,259 Or dampen the spirits of our da-a-arling children. 173 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,557 Who have so looked forward to tomorrow. 174 00:09:56,629 --> 00:09:59,599 (both) We sure are looking forward to tomorrow! 175 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,565 - Please say you'll stay. - You'll stay. 176 00:10:04,637 --> 00:10:07,732 - No. Say you'll stay. - You'll stay. 177 00:10:07,807 --> 00:10:10,742 Say "I'll stay." idiot! 178 00:10:10,810 --> 00:10:12,904 I'll stay. Idiot. 179 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:15,607 Ooh-eel 180 00:10:15,682 --> 00:10:17,980 - (chomping) - (Doofus) Is that a real horse? 181 00:10:18,051 --> 00:10:20,952 It looks like some cartoon character. 182 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:22,647 That is Grace. 183 00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:26,556 The direct descendant of General Rhubarb McQuacKs horse. 184 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,856 Won't the two of you look grand? 185 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:32,831 I. Uh. I have to ride a horse? (Gulp) 186 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:36,733 And here's your great-great- granddaddys saddle. Too. 187 00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,140 - Ye-eow! - (crash) 188 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,141 Whew. Sure is hot. 189 00:10:43,209 --> 00:10:45,803 Yeah. Let's go get a soda and look around. 190 00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,677 Yeah. Come on. Doofus. 191 00:10:47,747 --> 00:10:51,809 No. Thanks. Guys. I'm gonna hang around and finish up my film. 192 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:58,590 (Huey) Gee. Colonel DuBark's souvenir shop is the biggest store in town! 193 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:02,117 No wonder the celebration is so important to him. 194 00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:04,596 He'll make a fortune in souvenirs! 195 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,463 (Doofus) Huey! Dewey! Louie! Help! 196 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,263 Doofus, what's wrong? 197 00:11:09,335 --> 00:11:13,772 Launchpad put his saddle on backwards. And his horse ran away with him! 198 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,706 Do you know which way they went? 199 00:11:15,775 --> 00:11:19,211 No. But I got a great picture of them going! 200 00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,270 We'd better start a search! 201 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,441 - (Launchpad) Gangway! - (horse trotting) 202 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:26,542 The search is over. 203 00:11:26,619 --> 00:11:28,212 Whoa! Whoa! 204 00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:30,689 And I mean whoa! 205 00:11:30,757 --> 00:11:34,990 Wow. Launchpad rides a horse like he flies a plane. 206 00:11:35,061 --> 00:11:37,052 They're going up Duck Ridge! 207 00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:39,064 Follow that filly! 208 00:11:44,370 --> 00:11:46,668 Oh. No! 209 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:51,340 Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa! 210 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,107 Whew. 211 00:11:57,183 --> 00:12:00,642 Crashing horses takes a lot longer than crashing airplanes. 212 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:03,121 Ah. Thank goodness for progress. 213 00:12:03,189 --> 00:12:04,850 Wha-vvha...? 214 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:10,656 Well. Fellas. Looks like we need a firing squad. 215 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,824 Any volunteers? 216 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,564 (rifles cock) 217 00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,427 (neighing) 218 00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,597 Say. He looks familiar. 219 00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,470 Yeah. So does his horse. 220 00:12:22,141 --> 00:12:24,439 Holy quackamole! 221 00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,638 - It's him! - Who. Him? 222 00:12:26,713 --> 00:12:29,444 General Rhubarb McQuack. 223 00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,007 He certainly has aged well. 224 00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:36,022 - Heavens to helicopters. It's them! - Them? 225 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,887 The lost soldiers of... 226 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,983 Of General Rhubarb McQuackl 227 00:12:42,028 --> 00:12:43,962 (shouting) 228 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,021 - What happened? - A secret weapon. 229 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,193 We surrender! 230 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:50,896 You can't take 'em prisoner. Launchpad! 231 00:12:50,970 --> 00:12:52,870 They're on our side. 232 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:55,271 I'm sure Launchpad has a plan. 233 00:12:55,341 --> 00:12:57,241 What is it. Launchpad? 234 00:12:58,911 --> 00:13:01,243 Attention! 235 00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:03,976 At ease. Men. 236 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:09,079 Men. I am not General Rhubarb McQuack. I am his great-great-grandson Launchpad. 237 00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:12,557 - (gasp) - That's real unfortunate, sonny. 238 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,855 Yeah. Real unfortunate. 239 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:20,427 (soldier) And we've been hiding out here ever since the disgrace at Duck Ridge. 240 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:23,993 We've managed to keep our whereabouts a secret. 241 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:27,096 (soldier #2) We salvaged what vve could to help us survive. 242 00:13:27,173 --> 00:13:31,667 That was the Merriquack. Our river patrol boat during the war. 243 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:34,406 We haven't set foot out of this cave since... 244 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:38,614 (all) That lousy. Rotten. Bungling polecat McQuack... 245 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:42,588 (gasp) ...lost us the Battle of Duck Ridge! 246 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:46,421 Sorry. Son. It's not a pleasant memory for us. 247 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:50,861 Ah. Even I have unpleasant memories. Luckily. I don't remember them. 248 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,364 (water splashing) 249 00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,366 (soldier #2) Ah. Here's young Billy. 250 00:13:54,434 --> 00:13:58,098 This here's Huey. Dewey. And Louie. Doofus. 251 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:02,039 And a guy that looks like General Rhubarb McQuack. Ain't. 252 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:04,770 Young Billy here is our bugle boy. 253 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,073 Young? 254 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:10,210 I lied about my age so I could join the army. 255 00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,719 And I can still blow a charge as good as when... 256 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:17,780 (all) That lousy. Rotten. Bungling polecat McQuack... 257 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:22,158 (gasp) ...lost us the Battle of Duck Ridge! 258 00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:26,257 You. Uh. Sure you fellas haven't been in this cave too long? 259 00:14:26,332 --> 00:14:28,892 Halt! Who goes there? 260 00:14:28,968 --> 00:14:31,903 Over here. Eagle Eye. 261 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:35,965 Whew! You fellers sure can move fast! 262 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,477 Old Eagle Eye here's our lookout. 263 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,911 (soldiers) Look out'.! 264 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,573 See what I mean? 265 00:14:42,648 --> 00:14:46,551 He used to be able to see a flea on the nose of a distant dog. 266 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:52,649 - I can still see as good as when... - I know. I know. 267 00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:56,628 (all) That lousy. Rotten. Bungling polecat McQuack... 268 00:14:56,696 --> 00:15:00,428 (gasp) ...lost us the Battle of Duck Ridge! 269 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:03,299 These guys are really in a rut. 270 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:07,734 - Where you going. Eagle Eye? - We got visitors. 271 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:12,142 I ain't got time for visitin'! I'm on guard duty! 272 00:15:13,146 --> 00:15:18,641 - (neighs) - I'm off duty in two hours. Ma'am. 273 00:15:18,718 --> 00:15:20,618 Grace. Look out! 274 00:15:21,387 --> 00:15:24,687 - (sizzling) - (sniffing) 275 00:15:25,358 --> 00:15:27,793 (Yeflling) 276 00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:31,228 - (creaking) - (screams) 277 00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:36,859 (Doofus) The roofs falling in! 278 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,928 - (Louie) Run for it! - (Launchpad) Follow me. Men! 279 00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,531 Not again! 280 00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:45,708 We've got to save the Merriquack! 281 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,372 (ducking) 282 00:15:50,883 --> 00:15:54,319 There ain't no way we can show ourselves in Duck Ridge. 283 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,287 The shame is too great. 284 00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,881 Guess there's no place we can go. 285 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:03,987 All because of a goof-up by my not-so-great-great-grandfather. 286 00:16:04,063 --> 00:16:06,361 Ahem. Men? Men! 287 00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,629 I cannot change what happened in that battle long ago. 288 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,296 But I can give you a second chance. 289 00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:16,171 And give the name of McQuack a second chance as well. 290 00:16:16,242 --> 00:16:18,370 Tomorrow on Duck Ridge... 291 00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:22,176 - (soldier) You're pointing the wrong way. - Oh. Tomorrow on Duck Ridge... 292 00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,512 You're still pointing the wrong way. 293 00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:29,488 Tomorrow they will reenact the Battle of Duck Ridge. Commemorating your defeat. 294 00:16:29,555 --> 00:16:32,217 We're gonna give them their battle. Oh. Yeah. 295 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:36,489 But this time. Launchpad McQuack is gonna lead the charge! 296 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:37,893 (clucks/chomps) 297 00:16:37,964 --> 00:16:40,058 Ye-eow! 298 00:16:40,132 --> 00:16:43,591 You sure he ain't General Rhubarb McQuack? 299 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:47,128 I guess it just runs in the family. 300 00:16:56,616 --> 00:17:00,814 Ha ha. All these people are expecting Launchpad to lose this battle. 301 00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:03,356 Like General Rhubarb McQuack did. 302 00:17:03,422 --> 00:17:05,220 Yeah. But we're gonna show them 303 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:09,785 what would've happened if Launchpad was really there. Heh heh. 304 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,923 Uh. Are you sure this is gonna work? 305 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,434 (grunting) 306 00:17:15,501 --> 00:17:16,935 (laughing) 307 00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:20,234 Hey. Fellas. There's lemonade back here. 308 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,742 - Lemonade? - (muttering excitedly) 309 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:26,938 (crash) 310 00:17:27,013 --> 00:17:31,974 Well. What do you know? All these years. And we still kept up with the styles. 311 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,315 (chuckling) 312 00:17:38,024 --> 00:17:41,654 Phase one has begun! 313 00:17:42,361 --> 00:17:43,795 (Weighs) 314 00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:46,389 I trust you gentlemen both know your parts. 315 00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:50,299 However. Should there be a problem. I will prompt you from the script. 316 00:17:50,369 --> 00:17:53,566 I will lead my brave soldiers forward 317 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:58,236 to the humili... uh. Defeat of McQuacKs Marauders. 318 00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,746 - (cheering) - (horse neighs) 319 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,043 Do it again. DuBark. 320 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,243 We'll just see about that. 321 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,719 (both laugh) 322 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:10,279 (Weighs) 323 00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:15,420 Uh. Testing. One. Two. Three. (clears throat) 324 00:18:15,494 --> 00:18:17,895 Soldiers to your places. 325 00:18:17,964 --> 00:18:21,764 (soldiers chattering) 326 00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:31,743 Remember. Launchpad. You're not supposed to do anything. 327 00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:35,270 That way there won't be a chance for history to repeat itself. 328 00:18:35,348 --> 00:18:39,080 Now don't you worry. Little buddy. Ha! We can't lose. 329 00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:43,520 Hey. You never lose. Launchpad. Except at cards. 330 00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,990 And sports. And checkers. 331 00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:48,823 Oh. Yeah. And video games. And then there's... 332 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:54,924 Ladies and gentlemen... And I do mean ladies and gentlemen of the highest order. 333 00:18:55,001 --> 00:19:01,429 I take great honor in saying. Let the Battle of Duck Ridge begin! 334 00:19:01,507 --> 00:19:04,169 (Weighs) 335 00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:07,873 Forward... march! 336 00:19:11,884 --> 00:19:14,785 Let's kick 'em in the pants! 337 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,447 “Kick him in the“... 338 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,253 I do not believe that that is in the script. 339 00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:23,193 Uh. Mr. McQuack - I say. Ahem. General McQuack - 340 00:19:23,262 --> 00:19:26,823 that is... not in the script! 341 00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:31,530 - (man) Hey, what's going on? - My microphone is dead! 342 00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:33,663 (crowd cheering) 343 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:39,042 What does that lunatic McQuack think he's doing? 344 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,808 None of this is in the script! 345 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:45,545 - (crowd shouting) - (neighs) 346 00:19:45,618 --> 00:19:49,384 We've got 'em where we've always wanted 'em. Boys! 347 00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:54,393 (Launchpad) Hang on. Men! Your leader is coming to join you! 348 00:19:54,460 --> 00:19:55,723 (Quip) 349 00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:58,423 Launchpad! Don't do it! 350 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,056 Uh-oh! 351 00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:02,226 Charge! 352 00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:04,497 (grunting) 353 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,074 Now that's in the script! 354 00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,407 Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa! 355 00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,972 Get 'em. Men! Attack while McQuacKs down! 356 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,574 Or should I say “up”! 357 00:20:18,651 --> 00:20:20,813 (soldiers shouting) 358 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:26,256 Gotta get some altitude! 359 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,260 (screaming) 360 00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:34,596 The grits are loaded in the cannon! It's time for the second charge! Hurry! 361 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:39,628 The old brake is rusted! It won't budge! 362 00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,774 (Doofus) Look out! 363 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:46,312 Yaah-ha-ha-ha-hoo-ee! 364 00:20:47,379 --> 00:20:48,847 Huh? 365 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,678 You did it. Launchpad! 366 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,742 You started the second charge! 367 00:20:56,021 --> 00:20:58,115 (shouting) 368 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:03,456 Take a taste of this. You ornery polecats! 369 00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:07,624 SEW'. It's grits! 370 00:21:07,700 --> 00:21:11,432 (murmuring excitedly) 371 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,063 (cannon fires) 372 00:21:13,139 --> 00:21:15,403 (shouting) 373 00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:18,768 (crash) 374 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,578 Sir, we surrender. 375 00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:26,448 (cheering) 376 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,255 Well. It's agreed. 377 00:21:30,322 --> 00:21:34,486 No longer will we celebrate the humiliation of these honorable soldiers. 378 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:39,327 After all. They were at the real Battle of Duck Ridge. And we weren't. 379 00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:41,867 Speak for yourself. Sonny. 380 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,368 (clears throat) 381 00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:47,099 Now we all know how you gentlemen must have felt. 382 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:51,110 Gentlemen? Is he talking to us? 383 00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,636 You have suffered long enough, so we of Duck Ridge 384 00:21:54,713 --> 00:21:58,513 would like to welcome you into our community for good. 385 00:21:58,584 --> 00:22:01,781 (cheering) 386 00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,686 Hey. Where's Doofus? 387 00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:07,351 Over here, fellas! Say "cheese"! 388 00:22:07,426 --> 00:22:09,224 (ab!) Cheese! 389 00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:14,927 (Doofus) Oh... General Rhubarb McQuack would sure be proud! 390 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,339 '