1 00:00:04,238 --> 00:00:06,969 I Life is like a hurricane 2 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:09,304 I Here in Duckburg 3 00:00:09,376 --> 00:00:12,346 I Race cars. Lasers. Aeroplanes 4 00:00:12,412 --> 00:00:15,040 I It's a duck-blur 5 00:00:15,115 --> 00:00:17,812 I Might solve a mystery 6 00:00:17,885 --> 00:00:20,547 I or rewrite history. 7 00:00:20,621 --> 00:00:22,555 J“ Duck Ta lea. Ooh-ooh. 8 00:00:22,623 --> 00:00:26,958 S' Every day they're out there making DuckTales 9 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,586 I Ooh-ooh. 10 00:00:28,662 --> 00:00:32,656 S' Tales of derring-do. Bad and good-luck tales. 11 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:35,736 I D-d-d-danger! 12 00:00:35,802 --> 00:00:36,860 I Watch behind you 13 00:00:36,937 --> 00:00:39,565 I There's a stranger out to find you. 14 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:43,304 S' What to do? Just grab onto some DuckTales 15 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:44,936 I Ooh-ooh. 16 00:00:45,012 --> 00:00:48,471 S' Every day they're out there making DuckTales 17 00:00:48,549 --> 00:00:50,483 I Ooh-ooh. 18 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:53,953 S' Tales of derring-do. Bad and good-luck tales 19 00:00:54,021 --> 00:00:55,021 I Ooh-ooh. 20 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:59,355 S' Not ponytails or cottontails. No. DuckTales 21 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:00,825 I Ooh-ooh 22 00:01:04,031 --> 00:01:07,126 (grunting) 23 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:10,192 One more, Uncle Scrooge. You can do it. 24 00:01:10,270 --> 00:01:11,567 (grunts) 25 00:01:11,638 --> 00:01:13,834 Aw. Good try! 26 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:16,634 Maybe the weights are too heavy. 27 00:01:16,710 --> 00:01:18,974 Try it without the bag of nickels! 28 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:22,277 The weights aren't the problem. It's the waiting! 29 00:01:22,349 --> 00:01:23,646 Waiting for what? 30 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,482 A phone call from some people in the movie business. 31 00:01:26,553 --> 00:01:29,614 I loaned them some money. And it's due this morning. 32 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:33,126 Darn shew folk! Act like they've get all the time in the... 33 00:01:33,193 --> 00:01:35,059 Time? What time is it? 34 00:01:35,128 --> 00:01:38,792 - Almost four o'... - Yikes! We're gonna miss our show! 35 00:01:44,805 --> 00:01:47,934 - I get to be Major Courage! - You were Courage last time! 36 00:01:48,008 --> 00:01:51,672 - Doofus, you're the alien! - No fair, I'm always the alien. 37 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,440 - You are not! - I am too! 38 00:01:53,513 --> 00:01:56,676 (TV) Now. It's time for another astronomical adventure with... 39 00:01:56,750 --> 00:01:58,684 "Courage of the Cosmos"! 40 00:01:58,752 --> 00:02:00,618 Yew'.! 41 00:02:00,687 --> 00:02:02,951 In our last episode. Major Courage and his crew 42 00:02:03,023 --> 00:02:06,357 were hopelessly outnumbered by the Scumazoids! 43 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:10,158 Major Courage! We're hopelessly outnumbered by the Scumazoids! 44 00:02:10,230 --> 00:02:12,995 We have you now. Major Courage. 45 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:15,262 They're firing at us. 46 00:02:15,335 --> 00:02:17,997 We're hit! 47 00:02:18,071 --> 00:02:19,163 (gasps) 48 00:02:19,239 --> 00:02:24,507 Right! Let's see how you Scumazoids like this! 49 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:28,481 - All right! - Get 'em. Major Courage! 50 00:02:28,548 --> 00:02:30,607 You like that cornball? 51 00:02:30,684 --> 00:02:33,654 Aw. You sound just like Launchpad. 52 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,020 He says Major Courage wouldn't know an asteroid from a... 53 00:02:37,090 --> 00:02:38,182 Shhh! 54 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,151 At last! That's my call! 55 00:02:41,728 --> 00:02:42,728 McDuck here! 56 00:02:42,796 --> 00:02:44,230 (indistinct) 57 00:02:44,297 --> 00:02:45,297 What? 58 00:02:45,365 --> 00:02:49,268 (TV) Stay tuned. "Courage the Cosmos" will be right back. 59 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:51,805 Uncle Scrooge? What's wrong? 60 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:54,864 - Those movie people called. - That's good! 61 00:02:54,941 --> 00:02:58,309 - But they can't repay me in cash. - That's bad. 62 00:02:58,378 --> 00:03:01,837 So instead they're giving me Duckburg Studios. 63 00:03:01,915 --> 00:03:04,714 (ab!) That's great! 64 00:03:04,785 --> 00:03:06,549 - It is? - Sure! 65 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:10,716 That's where they make Courage of the Cosmos! 66 00:03:10,791 --> 00:03:12,555 (groans) 67 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:16,995 Ohboy! We're actually gonna meet Major Courage in person! 68 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:19,192 Hey. 'Iil buddies. Open your eyes. 69 00:03:19,266 --> 00:03:23,066 This is all make-believe. Major Courage is just a big phony. 70 00:03:23,136 --> 00:03:27,903 No way. Launchpad! Major Courage is our hero! 71 00:03:27,974 --> 00:03:32,172 Well. I bet I could give this space man a few pointers on how a real hero acts. 72 00:03:32,245 --> 00:03:34,373 (Doofus) Look! It's Major Courage! 73 00:03:34,448 --> 00:03:38,180 OK. Major. This is rehearsal. And action! 74 00:03:38,251 --> 00:03:42,916 There's got... to be a way. Billions of innocent lives are at stake. 75 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:45,981 Engineering. I need... more power. 76 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,790 (Scottish accent) Ach! I'm givin' her all I got. 77 00:03:48,862 --> 00:03:51,194 Atta boy! 78 00:03:51,264 --> 00:03:52,356 (all) Whoa'.! 79 00:03:52,432 --> 00:03:54,958 Gimme a break. 80 00:03:57,170 --> 00:03:59,366 What was that? 81 00:03:59,439 --> 00:04:02,704 This is a closed set! Why are those clowns standing over there? 82 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,939 Because one of those “clowns“ is Scrooge McDuck. 83 00:04:06,012 --> 00:04:07,707 And he owns this studio. 84 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,216 Like I said. Why are they standing over there 85 00:04:10,283 --> 00:04:12,775 when they should be sitting? 86 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:17,347 Dollface! Sweetheart! Babycakes. Take a load off! 87 00:04:17,424 --> 00:04:19,324 Comfy? Good. 88 00:04:19,392 --> 00:04:21,053 Hiya. Boys. Having fun? 89 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:22,721 Hows about an autograph? 90 00:04:22,796 --> 00:04:24,457 - Mine! Mine! - Me first! 91 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:27,000 We love you. Major Courage! 92 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,899 Ahem. 93 00:04:28,969 --> 00:04:33,907 You know. SM. I can tell these boys love my show. But hey. Boss guy... 94 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,271 what do you think? 95 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:38,403 I think... I'm gonna shut it down. 96 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,469 " Ugh! " Huh? 97 00:04:40,547 --> 00:04:43,608 Your ratings stink. And if the network cancels you. 98 00:04:43,683 --> 00:04:45,913 This studio will be worthless to me! 99 00:04:45,986 --> 00:04:48,648 Relax! We're behind you all the way! 100 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:51,987 Good! Because if Duckburg Studios is going to survive. 101 00:04:52,058 --> 00:04:55,756 Major Courage is going to need a major overhaul. 102 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:58,730 - How major? - Major. Major. 103 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:03,828 Major. First order of business. Make this space ship shipshape. 104 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:05,303 - Gyro! - Yes. Sir. 105 00:05:05,372 --> 00:05:08,808 This is Gyro Gearloose. My science advisor. You've got two weeks. 106 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:12,971 Redesign the Starship Phoenix. Make it as real as it can be. 107 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:15,208 Make it real. Got it. 108 00:05:15,282 --> 00:05:18,047 Ah, and what's his job? 109 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,950 Launchpad? Oh. He's my pilot. 110 00:05:20,020 --> 00:05:23,888 Yeah. A real pilot. Not some phony flyboy. 111 00:05:23,957 --> 00:05:25,015 Come along. Lads. 112 00:05:26,893 --> 00:05:28,725 But-but-but-but-but-but... 113 00:05:28,795 --> 00:05:31,765 You oughta get that fixed. 114 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,427 Bye. Major Courage! See you later! So long! 115 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,664 Ciao. Little buddies! 116 00:05:37,737 --> 00:05:41,503 He's gonna give that pinhead pilot my job! I just know it! 117 00:05:41,575 --> 00:05:43,976 And I have a five-year contract. 118 00:05:44,044 --> 00:05:49,380 - Now, don't get excited... - Excited? We could lose our jobs. Bozo! 119 00:05:49,449 --> 00:05:51,008 (all scream) 120 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:53,212 We have to get Scrooge on our side. 121 00:05:53,286 --> 00:05:55,983 And the best way to do it is to butter up his nephews. 122 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:59,788 And I know just how to do it! 123 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:07,193 Uncle Scrooge. You oughta see the new sets Gyro's built in the last two weeks. 124 00:06:07,267 --> 00:06:10,396 No time for that now, lads. I just want to get this over with. 125 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:17,170 - Knock 'em dead. Boss. Baby. - All right. Gyro. Let's take a look. 126 00:06:17,244 --> 00:06:20,578 Behold. The new Starship Phoenix! 127 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,277 (crowd) Ooh'.! 128 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:29,454 Scroogey. The changes you've made are really terrific. I mean it. 129 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:31,957 But before you announce any more changes. 130 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:35,893 I've personally arranged for a special. One-time-only show 131 00:06:35,962 --> 00:06:39,398 just for you and these swell kids! 132 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,400 Ohh! 133 00:06:41,468 --> 00:06:44,563 And that's not all! Just for being our biggest fans. 134 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:50,372 You each get genuine. Authentic Courage of the Cosmos Cosmic Cadet costumes! 135 00:06:50,443 --> 00:06:52,275 Ohh! 136 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:56,248 (all) Reporting for duty. Sir! 137 00:06:56,316 --> 00:06:58,717 Why don't you go to the director's booth and watch, 138 00:06:58,785 --> 00:07:01,584 while I show these tykes a good time? 139 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:05,250 Thanks. But I'll come along with the boys if you don't mind. 140 00:07:05,325 --> 00:07:08,260 Ergh... 141 00:07:08,328 --> 00:07:10,854 Love to have you aboard. 142 00:07:12,399 --> 00:07:16,563 Hm. I don't knew about this. This set seems kinda cramped, you knew? 143 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:18,331 Where will all the cameras go? 144 00:07:18,405 --> 00:07:21,602 The director can see every inch of the Phoenix right from here. 145 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,667 I've installed automatic cameras throughout the ship. 146 00:07:24,744 --> 00:07:27,941 So I can just choose any shot and voila! 147 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:33,475 If you ask me. Real heroes don't need cameras and makeup. 148 00:07:33,553 --> 00:07:36,454 Real heroes just do their job. 149 00:07:36,523 --> 00:07:40,619 Don't listen to him. Major Courage. He's just jealous. 150 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:43,095 Yeah. Jealous! 151 00:07:43,163 --> 00:07:45,188 Yeah... jealous. 152 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:48,360 Face it. LP .. Baby. Once we're through with this skit. 153 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:51,666 You're gonna be old news. History! Bye-bye! 154 00:07:51,738 --> 00:07:55,299 "Eve-bye"? ' Eve-bye. 155 00:07:58,211 --> 00:07:59,645 Bye-bye! 156 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:02,842 - Where'd Launchpad go? - Forget about him! 157 00:08:02,916 --> 00:08:06,375 - We've got to get started on adventure. - Oh. Boy! Oh. Boy! Oh. Boy! 158 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:11,513 Courage of the Cosmos - Episode 96'.! 159 00:08:11,591 --> 00:08:13,457 And action! 160 00:08:13,526 --> 00:08:17,053 All stations. Prepare to launch. 161 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:27,131 What did you do? 162 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:30,700 Well. You said make it as real as I could. So I did. 163 00:08:42,455 --> 00:08:44,389 Aah! 164 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:48,394 If I wanted to see the world. I would have joined the Navy! 165 00:08:48,461 --> 00:08:52,728 - Gyro, what's happening? - I don't know! I'll try to restart the cameras. 166 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:57,327 Blow me bagpipes! Look at them. They don't know they're in outer space. 167 00:08:57,404 --> 00:09:00,635 Hurry. Gyro. Hurry! We've got to vvarn them! 168 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,869 What's the matter? Don't we have a radio? 169 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:06,674 - Well. Yes and no. - Ohh... 170 00:09:08,148 --> 00:09:14,781 - How's that for openers? - Neato! Superific! Oh. Boy! 171 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:19,018 Remember. Boys. I wouldn't put on this skit for just anybody. 172 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:23,928 - But since you are my number-one fans... - We sure are! 173 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:28,434 And you wouldn't ever want anybody else take my place... 174 00:09:28,501 --> 00:09:29,935 We sure wouldn't! 175 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:33,701 (computer) Attention. Approaching asteroid belt. Attention. Approaching. 176 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:40,042 We've got to take evasive action! Cadets. Man your stations. 177 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:43,606 - I wanna be Navigator! - I got dibs on Weapons Officer! 178 00:09:43,683 --> 00:09:48,052 - Doofus is Life Support! - I always have to be Life Support! 179 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:51,716 - Activate. Condition Red. - Yes. Sir! 180 00:09:51,791 --> 00:09:53,657 (alarm) 181 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:54,726 Oh. Boy! 182 00:09:54,794 --> 00:09:58,788 - Engage... manual controls. - Yes. Sir! 183 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:00,959 Nice equipment. 184 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:05,471 I gotta override that phony pilots controls or he'll steer us right into a rock. 185 00:10:05,538 --> 00:10:07,506 Ah. Found it. 186 00:10:08,241 --> 00:10:10,903 - Look out. Major! - Oh. No! 187 00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:13,344 We will be smashed to bits! 188 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:19,614 Never fear. I'm Courage of the Cosmos! Besides. It's only a TV show. 189 00:10:24,891 --> 00:10:27,622 Phew! Aah! 190 00:10:34,734 --> 00:10:37,760 Wow! Right through without a scratch! 191 00:10:37,837 --> 00:10:42,502 - What else? Who's your favorite hero? - Courage! Courage! 192 00:10:42,575 --> 00:10:45,704 - When he's far or near-o? - Courage! Courage! 193 00:10:45,778 --> 00:10:48,713 - Who's the guy we cheer-e? - Courage! Courage! 194 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:52,217 Courage! Courage! Courage! Yay! 195 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:55,846 Yup! When it comes to courage. I'm full of it. 196 00:10:55,922 --> 00:10:57,219 (clanking) 197 00:10:59,058 --> 00:11:02,653 - It's Launchpad! - Swell. 198 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:06,529 Hiya. Launchpad! Where you been? We're having the best time with Major Courage. 199 00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:10,661 We pretended we took off. Then we steered through special effects asteroids! 200 00:11:10,737 --> 00:11:12,899 He's tons of fun. He is. He really is. Oh. Boy! 201 00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:16,408 Fun? Don't you understand? We're out in space! 202 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:20,674 Of course... we're in space. Where else... would we be? 203 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,842 Yeah. Right! We're in space. 204 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:27,512 - Doesn't that worry you? - Look. Butt out. 205 00:11:27,587 --> 00:11:30,318 These kid's are having a good time. Why make a big deal? 206 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:34,293 Big deal? Listen. If I hadn't steered us through those asteroids. 207 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,852 We'd all be galactic garbage by new! 208 00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:41,424 Uh-uh! Major Courage did it! We all saw him! 209 00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:46,098 A real hercfcl never take credit fer something somebody else did! 210 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,106 Yeah! 211 00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:49,437 Well, he wouldn't! 212 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:53,139 Listen to me! We've gotta turn this ship around and get home! 213 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:56,774 Nonsense! We never go home until after we meet the aliens. 214 00:11:56,849 --> 00:12:00,114 There's no such thing as aliens. 215 00:12:00,186 --> 00:12:01,950 Look! 216 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:05,616 No aliens. Huh? What do ya call that? 217 00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,559 Ooh! Nice model! 218 00:12:08,628 --> 00:12:10,221 But... 219 00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:18,529 Nice set. But if they're spending this kind of money on the show. 220 00:12:18,605 --> 00:12:21,438 I'm gonna ask for a raise. 221 00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:24,204 I got a bad feeling about this. 222 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,678 You thinking what I'm thinking? 223 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:29,272 We really are in space! 224 00:12:29,349 --> 00:12:31,010 Isn't that what I've been saying? 225 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:35,521 Just like I promised! Adventure! Excitement! Danger! 226 00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,018 Hi-ya! Hi-ya! 227 00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,754 How ya doin' in there. Ralph? 228 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,126 Would you come with me. Please? 229 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:48,964 - Aren't we going to fight? - Not unless you really want to. 230 00:12:49,035 --> 00:12:52,699 Oh. Hm. Guess that comes later in the show. Eh? 231 00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,036 This way. Please. 232 00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:59,505 Your prisoners. Sir. 233 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:01,604 Evv! 234 00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,844 Oh. Don't do that. It only upsets him. 235 00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:07,181 (all) Sorry. 236 00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:12,018 That you. Murray? Nice costume. 237 00:13:12,091 --> 00:13:16,324 You've captured... my ship! You've kidnapped... my crew! 238 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,455 What do you... want? 239 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:23,093 I am Overlord Bulvan. We come from the planet Kronk 240 00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:29,404 in search of inferior life forms to conquer-and use as fertilizer. 241 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:33,639 Well. Here's the man for the job. 242 00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:38,014 I am Major Courage from the planet Earth. 243 00:13:38,084 --> 00:13:40,610 We mean you... no harm. 244 00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:43,816 Your people and mine... can live in peace. 245 00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,382 Silence! 246 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:49,451 If this is the best Earth has to offer. 247 00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:53,193 Then this planet is just begging to be conquered. 248 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:55,735 Give us the coordinates of Earth. 249 00:13:55,802 --> 00:14:01,002 Or we shall torture you and strip the data from your mind. 250 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,236 Well. Here's the man for the job. 251 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:10,174 Hey! Why me? What about him? 252 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:28,768 Bad acting technique. Pal. Not so much body language. 253 00:14:28,835 --> 00:14:30,769 Let the eyes tell the story. 254 00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,873 Better! Much better! 255 00:14:34,941 --> 00:14:38,741 How can you eat that stuff? It's greasy and moldy. 256 00:14:38,811 --> 00:14:40,973 And I think I saw some of it move. 257 00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:43,709 Well. Other than that. It's not bad. 258 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:48,084 - Sure you don't want some'? - No. Thanks. You go ahead. 259 00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,986 Goodie! Mm! 260 00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:53,822 What kept you? 261 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,952 I would have been here sooner. 262 00:14:56,028 --> 00:14:58,998 But they weren't done putting my brain through a blender. 263 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,397 Right. Sure. Fine. 264 00:15:01,467 --> 00:15:05,665 Now. It's time for us to escape and defeat the Kronks! 265 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,332 Any suggestions. Cadets? 266 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:13,175 We could disguise ourselves, like you did in the "Prisoners of Floyd" episode! 267 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:17,683 Then we could sabotage their ship like you did in “Attack of The Gherkins.“ 268 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:20,685 Or, we could just feed them all to Doofus. 269 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:24,087 One of us should play sick so the others can knock out the guard. 270 00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:25,181 Oh. Come on. 271 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,161 Oh. I've got it! We'll use the old sickness ploy! 272 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:31,663 Guard! Guard! Quickly! 273 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,361 Ah. Would you care for some dessert? 274 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,869 I make a lovely custard with this. 275 00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:41,032 No time for that now. Our friend... is ill. 276 00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:46,505 - Yah-yah-yah! - Did you say something? 277 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,138 Hey! 278 00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,726 Let's g0! 279 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:09,164 - All right. Give me the gun. - Fat chance! 280 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:13,035 Look. For the last time. I'm the star of this show. 281 00:16:13,105 --> 00:16:15,574 What are you talking about? What show? 282 00:16:15,641 --> 00:16:18,008 Aha! 283 00:16:18,077 --> 00:16:19,738 Aah! 284 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:24,249 Worthless humans! Trying to escape? 285 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:26,513 I will have you stuffed! 286 00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:29,681 - Stand back. Everybody. - No. Don't shoot. 287 00:16:29,755 --> 00:16:33,521 - This is the part where we fight. - Are you crazy? 288 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:38,793 No! I'm... Courage of the Cosmos! 289 00:16:38,865 --> 00:16:41,266 What's the deal. Murray? You making me look bad? 290 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,860 Ick! 291 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,743 - I'm not afraid to use this. - That's no weapon. You idiot! 292 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:56,373 - That's a food synthesizer. - It'll have to do! 293 00:16:57,917 --> 00:17:00,477 Major Courage. Are you OK? 294 00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:04,786 This is no studio! This is real! This is crazy! 295 00:17:06,292 --> 00:17:08,954 This face belongs on Iunchpails and T-shirts! 296 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,292 I gotta get outta here! 297 00:17:11,364 --> 00:17:12,729 - Wait! - Stop! 298 00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:14,459 Don't leave us behind! 299 00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:20,533 We're trapped here! New what do we do? 300 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:24,372 Well. We could... run! 301 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:26,207 Get them! 302 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:29,715 Aah! 303 00:17:31,183 --> 00:17:33,174 (Launchpad) Quick'. This way'.! 304 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:50,703 - It's awfully dark in here. - No sweat. I found a light switch. 305 00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:52,465 Uh-oh. 306 00:17:53,039 --> 00:17:55,667 Quickly! They must not escape! 307 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:09,415 Grab them! 308 00:18:11,791 --> 00:18:13,020 Stand back. 309 00:18:15,394 --> 00:18:18,830 Great work. Launchpad! That stuff shorted-out the door! 310 00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:22,491 And it tastes good. Too! 311 00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,833 You stand guard here. Doofus and I are going up to the bridge. 312 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,771 (ab!) Yes, sir! 313 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,400 There! Radio's all fixed. 314 00:18:30,476 --> 00:18:33,241 Calling Starship Phoenix... aah! 315 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:36,145 Phoenix. Come in! Anybody there? 316 00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:37,842 - Courage! - What? 317 00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:41,649 You're safe! Wait a minute. Wherds Launchpad and Doofus? 318 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:45,453 - Where are my nephews? - Back with those monsters! 319 00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:48,323 They wanted to grind me up into fertilizer! 320 00:18:48,394 --> 00:18:52,024 Me. Star of stage. Screen and television! 321 00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:55,693 I'm warning you. Courage. Turn that ship around and get my nephews 322 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:58,203 or you'll never work in this town again! 323 00:18:58,270 --> 00:19:03,265 Forget it. McDuckl Remember. I've got a five-year contract. 324 00:19:03,342 --> 00:19:06,937 - You... you..l. - Not the radio! 325 00:19:07,013 --> 00:19:10,449 Guy. Launchpad. I'm sorry I ever doubted you! 326 00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:13,747 That Major Courage was just a lot of hot air! 327 00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:18,086 That's OK. Little buddy. You just got dazzled by all that Hollywood stuff. 328 00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,491 And speaking of dazzled. Look at this screwy contraption. 329 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,426 I don't know if I can fly it. 330 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:27,330 You can fly anything. Launchpad! You're a great pilot! 331 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:30,301 Thanks. Doofus. And you're a great sidekick. 332 00:19:30,369 --> 00:19:33,168 Aw. Shucks. 333 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,874 Piece of cake! 334 00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,313 Hup-two-three-four! Hup-two... 335 00:19:47,386 --> 00:19:51,584 Quackarooni! If they burn their way out we're finished! 336 00:19:51,657 --> 00:19:56,993 La-Ia-Ia! Safe and sound. Nasty aliens tried to hurt me. 337 00:19:57,063 --> 00:20:00,499 But I escaped! (laughs) 338 00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:04,002 If he ever gets home alive. I'll kill him! 339 00:20:04,070 --> 00:20:05,834 Won't be necessary. Look! 340 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,771 Major Courage has company! 341 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:10,707 Not again! Not again! 342 00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:20,676 (VGWQ) They've got him! 343 00:20:20,753 --> 00:20:24,690 - There goes the picture again! - Please. Allow me. 344 00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:35,029 What happened? What's going on? 345 00:20:35,101 --> 00:20:38,332 - We're going home. - No thanks to you! 346 00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:42,034 - Yeah! - You've been saved by a real hero. 347 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:44,600 Launchpad McQuackl. 348 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,805 OK. Boys let's make tracks! 349 00:20:49,548 --> 00:20:54,213 (Doofus) No. No. Launchpad! Earth's not this way! It's that way! 350 00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:57,483 (Launchpad) Oh. OK. Sorry. 351 00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:01,049 - They'll getaway! - No they won't. 352 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:05,997 We'll feed our navigation computers the data from that pilofs head. 353 00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:08,625 And beat them to their own planet. 354 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:15,808 Engage autopilot. 355 00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,936 Ouch! Argh! Umph! Eek! 356 00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:24,142 Now that's what I call using my head. 357 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:28,945 I hope you lads aren't too unhappy that Courage of the Cosmos was canceled. 358 00:21:29,021 --> 00:21:33,549 - Naw. Not really. - That fakey show was for kids! 359 00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:37,563 Yeah! Real heroes just do their jobs! 360 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:41,066 That reminds me. Mr. McDee. What ever happened to vvhafs-his-name? 361 00:21:41,133 --> 00:21:46,902 When the show went kaput. I had to find another way to make money on the studio. 362 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,805 Sol had Gyro turn it into a space museum. 363 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,640 But what's that got to do with Major Courage? 364 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,975 I found him a new line of work. 365 00:21:55,047 --> 00:21:58,745 Get your Moon Rock Candy! Get your Mars-isles! 366 00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:02,311 One at a time. Kids. One at a time! Ow! 367 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,821 Mr. McDuckl Let me outta here! 368 00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:10,886 Sorry. Courage. Remember. You've got a five-year contract! 369 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,432 Wah! 370 00:22:17,236 --> 00:22:18,236 '