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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i>DR. LELAND: You've made
wonderful progress, Harley.</i>

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You've passed your
competency hearing

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and tomorrow you'll be released,
mentally sane and sound.

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Whee! Who-hoo! Whoopie!
Yay! Yay! Yay!

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I mean, thank you, Dr. Leland.

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That's okay. You have every
reason to be proud of yourself.

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SCARECROW: Unhand me!

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I just wish the other inmates
could make your sort of progress.

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I am the master of fear!
The lord of despair!

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Cower before me
in witless terror!

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Hi, Professor Crane.

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Good evening, child.
Worship me, fools! Worship me!

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Scream hosannas of
anguish to Scarecrow,

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the all-terrible god of fear!

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I think he's getting better.

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I hear you're
getting out tomorrow.

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You got a problem with that?
(GASPS)

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BATMAN: Congratulations.

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Yeah, so I made a few mistakes.

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I've got my head back together,
and I'm gonna live my life right.

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For your sake, I hope so.

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I'll show you. Starting tomorrow,
you'll see I'm just as sane as anybody.

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Oh, my Lord!

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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

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Gee, what's wrong with them?

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I knew I shouldn't
have worn this outfit.

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It's so out of style,
it's growing mold.

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I probably look
like a total geek.

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Come on, babies,
we're going shopping.

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(BOTH WHINING)

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I love it.

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That makes one of us.

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Really, Brucie, a man of your social
standing needs a woman like me

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to keep you in step
with the latest trends.

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Who dresses you anyway? Alfred?

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Well, actually...

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(HYENAS BARKING)

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Excuse me, miss.
You can't bring those things in here.

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It's okay. They're housebroken.

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- (PEOPLE GASPING)
- (BOTH GROWLING)

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(HARLEY YELPS)

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- Are you all right?
- (HYENAS BARKING)

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Wow, I never saw
them do that before.

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Hey, don't I know you?

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I don't think so.

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Something about that chin.

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I know! You're Bruce
Wayne, the boy billionaire.

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Unattached, I see.

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(VERONICA CLEARS THROAT)

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May I help you, miss?

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Uh-oh!
Enter the jealous girlfriend.

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Hey, remember me?
That big charity bash a few years back?

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The one the Joker robbed?

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I was the clown girl
holding the gun on you!

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Oh, don't worry,
I'm over the crime thing. See?

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I'm rehabilitated and ready
to live my life right.

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How nice for you.

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Goodbye.

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Gee, you make one little mistake
and they never let you forget.

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All I'm looking for is a
fair chance to start over.

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That's not asking too
much, is it?

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Why, no.

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Miss?

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I just wanna live a normal life
without some cop always pouncing on me.

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(ALARM BLARING)

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Hey, what's the deal?

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Hold it.

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I didn't do anything.

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That's a security alarm.
Just give me back-

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(SNARLING)

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That's my dress.
I paid for it fair and square.

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I know. Just let me remove
the security tag and-Whoa!

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It's a frame-up, a fix.

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You ain't taking me back to the
slammer, John Law.

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(HYENAS SNARLING)

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Hey!

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- What in heaven?
- Stay here.

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She ran in there.

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- Oh, my. Did you see that?
- What's going on?

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Miss, please, I'm sure this has
all been a simple misunderstanding.

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You don't wanna mess things up on
your first day out, do you? Miss?

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(GROANING)

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I tried to play by the
rules, but no,

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they wouldn't let me go straight.
Society is to blame.

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- Back off, rich boy, I'm armed.
- (GROANS)

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(SCREAMS)

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Scoot over, toots, I'm driving.

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(WHISTLES) Come to Mommy!

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(VERONICA GASPS)

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- (SCREAMS)
- Hold on!

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- (TIRES SCREECHING)
- (SCREAMS)

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Oh! You're gonna pay for that.

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GENERAL VREELAND: Let me get this
right, Commissioner.

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You're saying that
milksop Bruce Wayne

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allowed a crazy woman in a clown
suit to kidnap my Veronica?

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Wayne did what he
could, General Vreeland.

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And for what it's worth, I don't think
Harley Quinn means to hurt Veronica.

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This is her first
day out of Arkham

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and the threat of being sent
back probably spooked her.

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I want action, Gordon, not excuses.
My daughter's in danger.

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I need SWAT teams, helicopters,
full military backup!

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I... I'm sorry, Jim.

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All I want is my little Veronica
returned safe and sound.

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If you could just give this old
soldier a moment to compose himself.

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Certainly, sir.

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Lieutenant,
General Vreeland here.

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I'm calling a code red.

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Sounds like Harley didn't waste
any time getting into trouble.

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She's good at that.

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Still, I think she really
wanted to do right this time.

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If we can find her first, maybe we
can stop her from ruining her chance.

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(BEEPING)

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According to the scanner,
your car should be right about here.

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(SIREN WAILING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Ha! I got you now.

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(VERONICA SCREAMING)

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Huh?

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Please, Ms. Clown.

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Call me Harley. Everyone does.

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Please, Harley, let me go.
I'm rich.

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I'll pay whatever you
want if you'll just-

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(YELP$)

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Uh-oh! Company-

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Hi, B-man. Wanna race?

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Stop the car now!

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I think not.

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We wanna help you sort this
out before it gets worse.

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Sure, like you helped poor
Professor Crane last night.

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Sorry, boys,
you ain't taking me back to Arkham.

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(VERONICA SCREAMS)

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(HORN HONKING)

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(SCREAMS)

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I'm gonna get that little kook
if it's the last thing I ever do.

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The scanner says she's
headed for the south side.

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Probably to someone who can
hide her until the heat's off.

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The last time I seen you,
you not only ruined my club

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but brought the freaking
Batman down on my head as well.

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Give me one good reason I
do not dust you right now.

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<i>I'll</i> buy that.

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No sweat, toots,
Boxy will take care of us.

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That's what I'm afraid of.

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So, how soon can you
sneak me out of town?

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Leave us not be hasty.

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We have a friendship to renew and Ms.
Money-Bags to ransom off.

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Oh, no. We can't do that.

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See,
I'm giving up the crime thing.

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I only grabbed her
because I needed a car.

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Once I'm gone,
she goes home safe and sound.

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I'm calling the shots
here, sugar.

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Anyone says different has
to go through me, got it?

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BATMAN: Got it.

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(VERONICA GASPS)

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You've stuck your cape into
my business for the last time.

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(GROANS)

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Take 'em, boys.

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THUG 1: Get him! Get him!
THUG 2: Come back here!

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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(GROANS)

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(ALL GROANING)

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We're safe, thank goodness.

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Ahh!

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Back off, freak,
or the dame's history.

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(GROANS)

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Get your own hostage.

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(SCREAMS)

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(BOTH GASP)

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(GROANS)

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Sorry, doll.

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As we gamblers say,
you just crapped out.

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- Any last words?
- Just one.

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Babies!

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(BOXY SCREAMS)

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Play nice with
your new chew toy.

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(VERONICA YELPS)

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(BOXY SCREAMING)

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Ahh!

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- Harley's gone again.
- So is Bennett.

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Did you mean what you said back
there about sending me home?

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Sure. You're a good kid,

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and I do kind of feel a little
bit responsible for all this.

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No kidding.

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So, what will happen to you?

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If I'm lucky,
I'll make it out of town

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before Bats hauls my
hiney back to the bin.

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Can't you explain that it
was all just a mistake?

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Ha! With my past?
I don't even believe it myself.

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Look, let's make a deal.

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You get me out of this alive,
and I'll drop all the charges.

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Yeah?
Hey, you're all right, toots.

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For the first time today,
I think things are finally looking up.

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(TANK APPROACHING)

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You in the car,
release your hostage immediately.

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Daddy!

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Daddy?

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(Dy!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Wait. What are you doing?
That's my father.

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No,
that's your father in a tank!

203
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No, you don't.

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<i>DISPATCH: All units,
suspect Quinn has been sighted</i>

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<i>headed for Gotham City Square.</i>

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Oh, great.

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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- Got you now.
- You screwy little-

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Trouble-making clown.

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Veronica?

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(GROANING)

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HARLEY: Hey,
bird-boy, look alive.

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(VERONICA YELPS)

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Well, that's my good
deed for the day.

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Bye.

217
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,929
Wait!

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My little girl.
I was so worried.

219
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Inoficed.

220
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:11,864
Whoa!

221
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Leaving so soon, Boxy?

222
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,245
You got nothing on me.

223
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,124
I'm sure I can find something.

224
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Move it.

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HARLEY: You don't know when to
quit, do you?

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00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:42,603
Listen to me.
All the work you've done, your freedom.

227
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If you run away,
you'll lose them, Harley.

228
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You're so close to winning
back your real life.

229
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:49,777
Why risk it now?

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I'm having a bad day!

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I'm sick of people trying to shoot
me, run me over and blow me up!

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I didn't even get to
keep my new dress,

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and I actually paid for it!

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00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,678
(GROANS)

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I tried to be good.
I really did.

236
00:18:22,476 --> 00:18:24,729
But if that's not good
enough, fine!

237
00:18:26,731 --> 00:18:28,774
Let's get back to basics.

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(SCREAMING)

239
00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,052
Talk about grasping at straws.

240
00:18:56,218 --> 00:18:59,221
Oh, well,
at least I'm going out on a joke.

241
00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,474
(SCREAMING)

242
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,237
I think I made a
mess on your cape.

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00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:18,115
(HARLEY GROANS)

244
00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,791
Home again, home
again, jiggity-jig.

245
00:19:27,375 --> 00:19:30,628
Not for too long, though. Ms.
Vreeland dropped the kidnapping charges.

246
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:34,507
With a little more hard work, you should
be ready to reenter society for good.

247
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:35,716
<i>Y3Y'.</i>

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There's one thing I gotta know.

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00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:41,347
Why did you stay with me all day,
risking your butt for someone

250
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,891
who's never given you
anything but trouble?

251
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I know what it's like to
try and rebuild a life.

252
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:51,148
I had a bad day too, once.

253
00:19:53,901 --> 00:19:56,779
Nice guys like you
shouldn't have bad days.

254
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Call me.

255
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:20,845
Don't press your luck.

256
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,897
Ah, what are you looking at?

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