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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Not a bad night's take.

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MAN 1: What happened to the lights?
MAN 2: What the heck?

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(GRUNTING)

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Here.

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Put them on. Hurry.

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(SIRENS APPROACHING)

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Now.

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It went down smooth, Scarf
ace, just like you said.

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That's just the beginning, boys.
Soon we're gonna own this town.

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(wmn HOWLING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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Have pity on an old
man's blood pressure.

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What is it, Jim?

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We're taking a pounding
over this new gang.

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Their boss puts heists together
smooth as a Swiss watchmaker.

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- What have you got for me?
- Not much.

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We don't know who the boss is
or any of the gang members.

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But a home video
enthusiast taped the gang

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leaving the scene of
their latest crime.

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- Interested?
- Always.

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Let me know if you need any...
Help?

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Not much of a plot, is it, sir?

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They're clever. Masks, gloves.
No way they can be identified.

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A tattoo.

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Who you looking for, bat-breath?

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First guess is you.

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Don't get wise with me.

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I might not like you.

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You're breaking my heart, Rhino.

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I ain't scared of you,

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but you ain't gonna trick me
into taking a swing at you.

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You got nothing on me.

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You seem to have me confused
with the police, Rhino.

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I want information,
and I'll get it any way I please.

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Who's your boss?

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You want information,
watch the news.

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(GRUNTS)

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You've got a hard head.

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How about using it for something
other than a blunt object?

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(SIREN WHOOPS)

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Well, if it isn't
Charles "Rhino" Daly.

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- Why don't you run along home?
- Your ma's probably waiting up.

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(EXHALES IN RELIEF) Guy like that,
I'm not so sure a bullet would stop him.

48
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Hey, I'm not so sure
a tank would stop him.

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I gotta see the boss.

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(WHIMPERING) He's sleeping.
He said he's not to be disturbed.

51
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Hey, man, it's important.
Batman's on our case.

52
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I see. I'll see what I can do.

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Sir, I'm terribly sorry.

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<i>SCARF ACE: Hey,
I'm shaping here.</i>

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I lay down, I close my
eyes, what's that tell you?

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VENTRILOQUIST: Yes, sir,
but Rhino says it's important.

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SCARFACE: Oh,
Rhino says it's important, huh?

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Well, it better be or there's
gonna be fireworks, get me?

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Okay, take me out there.

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This better be good, yous mugs.

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Okay, talk, Rhino. What's so important
I can't get a good night's sleep?

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Eh, Batman's got me
figured, Scarf ace.

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I don't know how, but he came
down on me like a cast-iron safe.

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Batman? We're talking real trouble.
What are we gonna-

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Hey, hey!
Who you talking to, creep?

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He's just the hired help.

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I'm the boss here.
You talk to me.

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Sorry, boss. He's new.
He don't know the score.

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Yeah, well, he better get
with the program pretty quick.

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I don't stand for
no lack of respect.

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This Batman business
can only mean one thing.

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We got us a squealer.

73
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No, boss, that can't be.

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None of us wanna screw up
a sweet deal like this.

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Glad to hear it, Mugsy,

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'cause if there is and I find
him, it's drapes for that rat!

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VENTRILOQUIST: Now, Mr. Scarf
ace, remember your blood pressure.

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Shut up! I want your opinion,
dummy, I'll pull your string.

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He's just tired. Irritable.
He's really a genius, Scarf ace is.

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You mean the
Ventriloquist is a genius.

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Nah. Like Scarf ace said,
he's just hired help.

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Scarf ace, he's the real brains.

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(GASPS)

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Mr. Scarf ace?

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(GASPS)

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My advice to you?
Don't make a sound.

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I'm looking for evidence.

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Evidence of your
previous robberies.

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- (STAMMERS) Robberies?
- Don't be coy.

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Cooperate and it could
go easier for you.

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He...
He doesn't tell me anything.

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Not his plans,
not where he hides the loot.

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I swear I'm just a flunky.
I know nothing.

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You can think I'm dumb,
just don't talk to me like I'm dumb.

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I don't know anything, I tell you.
Let me go before he-

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SCARFACE: Hey, who's making all the racket?
That you, dummy?

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Oh, no. Don't let him find me with you.
You don't know how dangerous he is.

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He sees me talking to
you, I'm a goner.

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Please.

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SCARFACE: Dummy, get in here.

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VENTRILOQUIST: Sorry,
Mr. Scarf ace, I couldn't sleep.

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SCARFACE: I need my beauty rest here,
dummy. That's twice you waked me up.

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Do it again, you're gonna be
wearing a pine overcoat, get me?

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You're sweating.

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What's going on?
And don't feed me no apples.

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Nothing, sir.
I was just having a bad dream.

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What did you leave
that window open for?

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This ain't no meat locker.
I'm cold.

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Yes, sir,
I'll shut it right now.

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It's called multiple personality
syndrome disorder, Alfred.

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Two personalities in one
brain, completely separate.

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Neither one knows what the
other is thinking. Listen.

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<i>"SCARFACE". Batman's so hot,</i>

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<i>let's see him swim Gotham
Bay in concrete boots.</i>

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VENTRILOQUIST: <i>A good</i>
idea, Mr. Scarf ace.

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<i>SCARFACE: Bet your bow tie I'm right,
dummy. Say, who dresses you anyway?</i>

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VENTRILOQUIST: (CHUCKLES) You're
such a kidder, Mr. Scarf ace.

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I'd swear it was
two separate people.

119
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You're not alone.
Even the computer is fooled.

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When I studied with
Zatara the magician,

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he taught me about ventriloquism
and voice-throwing.

122
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How to make your voice seem
to come from across the room.

123
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This Ventriloquist could
give Zatara lessons.

124
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You've had your share of odd opponents,
sir, but this one does take the biscuit.

125
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Any idea where he, or
they, will strike next?

126
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No. Scarf ace keeps his plans
secret until the last minute.

127
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I'll just have to listen
in for as long as it takes.

128
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All right, yous
mugs, listen good.

129
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There's a shipment of platinum gonna be
loaded onto the luxury liner Majestic.

130
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- We're gonna- - But, platinum?

131
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But, boss, don't they send
stuff like that by freighter?

132
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I'm talking here!

133
00:14:02,258 --> 00:14:04,510
Okay, okay. Sorry, boss.

134
00:14:05,053 --> 00:14:10,767
It's a trick, see? They think no one
will suspect the shipment's on a liner.

135
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,519
But they're like yous mugs.
Stupid.

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Not smart like me.

137
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,982
We'll slip in,
get the goods and skedaddle

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before the ship
leaves the harbor.

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00:14:20,234 --> 00:14:21,361
One more thing.

140
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I smell a double-cross.

141
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:27,325
Woke up last night with one
of them whatchamacallits.

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Prima... Primanotion.

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- "Premonition"?
- Don't put words in my mouth!

144
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:36,000
All I'm saying here
is I got this feeling

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somebody here is out to get me.

146
00:14:38,378 --> 00:14:40,880
And I'm gonna get them first.

147
00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:43,841
I don't know who it is
yet, but I will.

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And when I do...

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(IMITATES CUTTING)

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Now, here's the details. Listen up.
I ain't gonna repeat myself.

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(MOTOR BOAT APPROACHING)

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Yippee ki-yay.

153
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:02,920
Uh-oh.

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00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,464
(MAN OUTSIDE GRUNTS)

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00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,396
(STRAINING)

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00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,846
SCARFACE: See?
The Bat's not so tough.

157
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:56,891
Comes up against Scarf ace,
he's just another dummy.

158
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It was a trap, Bats,
start to finish.

159
00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:03,147
And you fell for it like
a world-class sucker.

160
00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,859
The dummy here spilled the
beans you'd been in his room.

161
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:11,030
I had the room searched
and lookie what I found.

162
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,415
You're not as smart as you think you
are, Scarf ace.

163
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,252
I'd watch my mouth if I were
you, Bats.

164
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,380
One bullet through that
rope and you're history.

165
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:29,257
Get my point?

166
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,883
(LAUGHS EVILLY)

167
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,053
How do you think I found this place?
The phone book?

168
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,681
I had help. Inside help.

169
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,976
My primanotion.
I knew I was right.

170
00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,937
Which one of you louses is it?

171
00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,897
It ain't me, boss.

172
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:48,859
I know it ain't you, Rhino.
You're too stupid to be a traitor.

173
00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:50,361
Ooh, thanks, boss.

174
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:54,699
But whoever it is, they're gonna pay!
Big time! Who is it?

175
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:57,743
You don't talk,
you get the ultimate massage.

176
00:17:58,077 --> 00:18:02,415
- BATMAN: And If I tell?
- Maybe you just get run over by a truck.

177
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:05,084
Tempting, but no.

178
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,128
Have it your way. Rhino.

179
00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,884
BATMAN: Hold it!
SCARFACE: This is getting old, Bats.

180
00:18:13,968 --> 00:18:16,345
Last chance. Who's the traitor?

181
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:18,556
Him, the Ventriloquist.

182
00:18:20,725 --> 00:18:24,520
No! No! He's lying.
I told you when he came into my room.

183
00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:28,608
So what? Maybe you did
'cause I had you cornered.

184
00:18:28,691 --> 00:18:30,443
Heard you talking to Batman.

185
00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,433
BATMAN: (IN VENTRILOQUIST'S VOICE) Shut
up, you blockhead.

186
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,158
What did you say?

187
00:18:37,241 --> 00:18:41,454
It wasn't me. I didn't say that.
My lips didn't move.

188
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:44,415
So what? You're a ventriloquist.

189
00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:48,711
You're also a lying, yellow,
liver-bellied, two-faced-

190
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:52,465
No, Scarf ace, not me.
I'm loyal. I'd never-

191
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:56,177
He's been feeding me information
in return for legal protection.

192
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:59,180
(IN VENTRILOQUIST'S VOICE) You're
going up the river, sawdust-for-brains.

193
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:02,933
Why, I ought to...
Waste the four-flusher.

194
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:06,854
Go on. I gave an order.
Ice him. Do it! Do it now!

195
00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:12,360
But, boss, we ventilate the
Ventriloquist, you're, you know...

196
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:14,695
I'm surrounded by traitors.

197
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:16,739
Okay, fine.

198
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:20,159
You want something done
right, do it yourself.

199
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:26,290
Spare me, Scarf ace. Please.
I've always been loyal to you.

200
00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:30,336
Go ahead, plead, beg.
It ain't gonna do you no good.

201
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:33,381
You're lunchmeat,
you lousy, no-Ah!

202
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,759
I'm hit, boys. Get him!

203
00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,361
Take him, Rhino!

204
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,113
No problem.

205
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:01,659
(GRUNTS)

206
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,652
(GRUNTS)

207
00:20:44,034 --> 00:20:45,035
(GASPS)

208
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,087
(SCREAMS)

209
00:21:02,386 --> 00:21:03,387
Ah! (GRUNTS)

210
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,599
(VENTRILOQUIST SOBBING)

211
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,615
The medication has
helped him immensely.

212
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:26,118
His other personality seems
to have totally submerged.

213
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:33,125
- That's very good work.
- Thank you.

214
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:53,145
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)