1
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

2
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Ah, Audubon.
My personal favorite.

3
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(SMOOCHES)

4
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(MUFFLED GROANING)

5
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Sorry about the intrusion, sir,
but at least you've been ransacked

6
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by a man of impeccable taste.

7
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(BATARANGS WHIZZING)

8
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BOTH: Huh?

9
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Two days out of prison and you're
back to your old games, Penguin?

10
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You again, and again and again!

11
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(GAS HISSING)

12
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(MACHINE GUN FIRING)

13
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(GASPS)

14
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(SCREAMS)

15
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(GROANS)

16
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No!

17
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(HUMMING)

18
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So today's the day, huh?

19
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Planning on making a big splash?

20
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No need.
They never forget the true elite.

21
00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,778
Well, they got a lot
to remember you by.

22
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Ah, but this time, I'll reclaim my perch
in high society as an upstanding bird.

23
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I've learned my lesson.
Never again.

24
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(GRUNTS)

25
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Come.
The cream of society awaits.

26
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A limousine is no
doubt at the ready.

27
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GUARD: Oh, what's the
matter, Penguin?

28
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Maybe the cream of society has
curdled, huh? (CHUCKLES)

29
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- (GROANS)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

30
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(EXCLAIMS)

31
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You coming or not?
I got a schedule, you know.

32
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And a lovely disposition
to go with it.

33
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Well, this is hardly the style
to which I am accustomed.

34
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Glad you like it.

35
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(TIRES SCREECHING)

36
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VERONICA: I'm slipping, Pierce.

37
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Only 24 invitations this month.

38
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My dear, you're practically out.

39
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It's high time
you threw a party.

40
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And make it the
biggest bash ever.

41
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Yes, yes, but how?

42
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I'm out of charities
until spring at least,

43
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and there are no
interesting celebrities.

44
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Hmm.

45
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Remember when the Joker crashed
Muffy Van Alten's last affair?

46
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He robbed us blind,
but hey, what a giggle.

47
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Yeah, it was amusing.
But the Joker's yesterday's news.

48
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Then have a peek at today's.

49
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Ooh.

50
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I love it!

51
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I'd best prepare myself
for the welcoming throngs.

52
00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,854
Well, fellow rogues,
it's great to be back.

53
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If you're trying to surprise me,
you're doing an excellent job.

54
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Say, who's there?
Two-Face? Croc?

55
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Joker, old shoe.

56
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BATMAN: None of the
above, Penguin.

57
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Oh, no! Not you.

58
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Get used to it.

59
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Wherever you go,
I'll be right behind you.

60
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Precisely where you belong.

61
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But you needn't bother.
Haven't you heard? I've reformed.

62
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Paid my debt to
society and all that.

63
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We'll see.

64
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I just came to tell you
to keep your beak clean.

65
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As long as you're here,

66
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won't you stay for a cappuccino?

67
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(couemue)

68
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Just what I need,
a bat in my belfry.

69
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(PHONE RINGING)

70
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Hold on. Hold on, I'm coming.
Hello.

71
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Mr. Cobblepot?
Veronica Vreeland here.

72
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Veronica Vreeland?

73
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The Veronica Vreeland?

74
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Yes. And I'm sure there's only
one Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.

75
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I've so wanted to meet you.

76
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You have?

77
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Are you free for dinner tomorrow?
7:00-ish at Angelo's?

78
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<i>They do a darling calamari.</i>

79
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Oh, certainement, my dear.
I'll see you there.

80
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(BOTH LAUGHING)

81
00:07:04,549 --> 00:07:06,259
(PENGUIN LAUGHING)

82
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And get this.

83
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Then I said, "But, Warden,
those aren't my pants."

84
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(LAUGHING)

85
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(LAUGHS)

86
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Oh, Ozzie, you are such a rogue.

87
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(GULPS)

88
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<i>Ah, si, signore,
a tame for two'?</i>

89
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Is that who I think it is?

90
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Come along, Binky.
We've already been robbed once this year.

91
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(HOST SPEAKING ITALIAN)

92
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Such an enchanting evening.

93
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But tell me, my dear,
what are you hatching?

94
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Whatever do you mean?

95
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There's more to our encounter than
meets my eagle eye, isn't there?

96
00:07:56,685 --> 00:07:59,187
Why, Oswald,
how could you think such a thing?

97
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I've always been captivated by your...
Your rapacious wit.

98
00:08:03,942 --> 00:08:07,612
Not to mention that
fine Roman nose.

99
00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,871
Naturally.
Come, let us fly, my dove.

100
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Gargon, the check,
if you please.

101
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With respect, signore, the management
offers the meal with his compliments

102
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if you will just leave.

103
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They seem to know you quite well.
Have you eaten here before?

104
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I've been known to stop
by for a quick carryout.

105
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Hey, I smell money.

106
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By the by, Ozzie, in two
days, I'm throwing a small do,

107
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intimate almost,
just 100 or so of my dearest friends.

108
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I'd be delighted.
You are inviting me, aren't you?

109
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Yes!

110
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:07,380
Okay, you know the drill, fatso.
Wallet, jewels, cough them up.

111
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:11,676
You insolent curs.
Don't you know who I am?

112
00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:14,929
Not with that ugly
mask you're wearing.

113
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Take him, boys.

114
00:09:29,486 --> 00:09:30,570
<i>En garde!</i>

115
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(GROWLS)

116
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(GROANS)

117
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(CHUCKLES)

118
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(SCREAMS)

119
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That's too fine a collar
for a mongrel like you.

120
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(PENGUIN GROANING)

121
00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:02,435
(GASPS)

122
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,442
(BATMAN PUNCHING)

123
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:13,154
(SCREAMING)

124
00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,492
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

125
00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,790
Come on, you rotten...

126
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,169
(THUG STRAINING)

127
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,423
(STRAINING)

128
00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:37,095
I knew you couldn't stay
clean for more than one day.

129
00:10:37,554 --> 00:10:40,181
Let him go. He didn't do anything.
It was those brutes.

130
00:10:41,683 --> 00:10:42,851
He wasn't with them?

131
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:45,436
That's right,
you vulgar vigilante.

132
00:10:45,562 --> 00:10:48,815
In my day, I associated with a
much higher class of riffraff.

133
00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,984
I'm so sorry, Ozzie.

134
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,112
As long as you weren't
bruised, my peach.

135
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,447
"Peach"?

136
00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,577
Why don't you be a good masked
man and ride off into the night.

137
00:11:00,743 --> 00:11:03,246
This time,
I'll clean up after you.

138
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,378
PIERCE: He fenced with his umbrella?
How droll.

139
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:13,464
This Penguin will
absolutely make your party.

140
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,842
You know,
it was quite touching actually.

141
00:11:16,134 --> 00:11:18,761
It's not often that a
man rushes to my rescue.

142
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:21,764
Unfortunately,
he wants to see me again.

143
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,474
Who's that, Veronica?

144
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,800
I've heard you're running
around with a dangerous crowd.

145
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,812
Well, keep it under your
hat, Brucie,

146
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:30,440
but, I've just snagged
the Penguin for my party.

147
00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,524
Why?

148
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:33,860
PIERCE: For the
entertainment, dodo.

149
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:38,198
Can't you just see their faces
when that stuffed capon waddles in?

150
00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,533
I'd think twice if I were you.

151
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,827
Oh, lighten up, Wayne.

152
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,413
After all, he is NOKD.

153
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,124
"Not our kind, dear."

154
00:11:51,127 --> 00:11:54,339
Better be careful that your little
joke doesn't come home to roost.

155
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:06,726
(SINGING)

156
00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,203
(SINGING ALONG)

157
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:44,180
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

158
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:58,987
(CHUCKLING)

159
00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:12,917
So you're the president
of Gotham First Federal.

160
00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:15,336
I hope you've beefed
up your security.

161
00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:19,382
Those time locks were easy to
circumnavigate, as I recall.

162
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:22,593
Sir, you leave me
at a loss for words.

163
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,596
I certainly left you
at a loss for funds.

164
00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,181
(LAUGHS)

165
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:31,019
Lovely dress. Prison chic?

166
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:34,939
Makes her look like a gathering
of Cell Block 3. (CHUCKLES)

167
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,693
Say, isn't that Mayor Hill?
Hey, Hammy!

168
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,279
He's beautiful.

169
00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:43,865
Can you imagine
tomorrow's papers?

170
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:47,577
There's not enough ink to print
all his faux pas. (CHUCKLES)

171
00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:51,456
I don't know, Pierce.
I've got a bad feeling about this.

172
00:14:03,217 --> 00:14:05,511
Admiring the Vreeland
jewelry, Mr. Cobblepot?

173
00:14:06,095 --> 00:14:07,930
Ah, Mr. Wayne, isn't it?

174
00:14:08,556 --> 00:14:11,434
Actually, I was thinking of
adding this to her collection.

175
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:14,979
I'm sorry.

176
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,149
Maybe the rumors of your
reform are not exaggerated.

177
00:14:18,441 --> 00:14:21,194
Anything's possible
when love is involved.

178
00:14:21,569 --> 00:14:22,862
If you'll excuse me.

179
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,746
PIERCE: Oh, will you relax?

180
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:33,081
You've done him a favor.

181
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:34,582
VERONICA: But, Pierce...

182
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:38,378
You said it yourself.

183
00:14:38,586 --> 00:14:41,631
That fat bird would never get
invited to a party like this,

184
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:45,635
not with those clothes,
that waddle, those flippers.

185
00:14:46,260 --> 00:14:47,261
Oswald!

186
00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:50,932
Did she mention my
fine Roman nose?

187
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,185
(GROWLS)

188
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:57,397
- (COUGHING)
- (VERONICA SCREAMS)

189
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,375
- Who was that?
- WOMAN: What happened?

190
00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,160
MAN 1: What's going on?
MAN 2: Good heavens.

191
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,069
Pierce?

192
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:08,157
He took her.

193
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,670
(WHIRRING)

194
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,683
Well, it's been over 24 hours.

195
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:38,438
I assure you that every available
man is on this case, Mr. Chapman.

196
00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,899
It's times like these when I
wonder why we pay you people.

197
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,901
Listen here,
you simpering little twit!

198
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:46,070
You were foolish enough
to invite the Penguin.

199
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:47,405
Now it's his party.

200
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,781
(WHIRRING)

201
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:50,283
(GLASS SHATTERING)

202
00:15:56,914 --> 00:15:57,957
PIERCE: What is it?

203
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:02,753
The ransom note.

204
00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:06,090
He wants $1 million
from her trust.

205
00:16:06,674 --> 00:16:08,342
Petty cash. Easily done.

206
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,386
There's just one
catch, Mr. Chapman.

207
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,098
- He wants you to make the drop.
- The drop?

208
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,821
Huh? (GASPS)

209
00:16:45,129 --> 00:16:46,380
(GASPS)

210
00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,798
(MEOWS)

211
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:51,219
(SIGHS)

212
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:54,096
"Go to the corner of
Barr and Englehart."

213
00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,435
Look sharp, boys.

214
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:00,853
Shouldn't be long now.

215
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,193
(PHONE RINGING)

216
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,201
Hello?

217
00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:16,661
PENGUIN: B00!

218
00:17:16,994 --> 00:17:18,579
<i>PIERCE: Penguin, is that you?</i>

219
00:17:19,288 --> 00:17:21,082
It's Pierce. I've got the money.

220
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,252
I knew I could
count on your kind.

221
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,462
Right, I'll just leave it here,

222
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,506
and you can pick it up
at your convenience.

223
00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,299
Not quite, my friend.

224
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,718
<i>Take exactly one step
out of the booth,</i>

225
00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:35,304
<i>turn left and start walking.</i>

226
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:36,847
How far?

227
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,891
You'll know when you get there.

228
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,443
(PIERCE SCREAMING)

229
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:57,994
We lost him in the sewers.

230
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:10,798
PENGUIN: Time to disembark.
Don't forget your luggage. (CHUCKLES)

231
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,428
That's right,
just follow my mellifluous chirp.

232
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,270
(GASPS) What's happening?

233
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:31,986
VERONICA: Pierce!

234
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,322
Oh, my Lord!

235
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:36,532
Help!

236
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:39,577
I believe you two
know each other.

237
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,121
Hey, what is this?

238
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:47,126
The end of the show,
when the fat bird sings. (CHUCKLES)

239
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:51,922
Ah!

240
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,093
Please, Oswald. If it's money you
want, I can get you more.

241
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:57,887
Shut up!

242
00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:01,015
All I wanted from you, dearie,
was a little friendship.

243
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:05,436
That would've cost you nothing.
But now you'll pay.

244
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:07,772
Huh?

245
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:13,778
I believe this calls for an
acceleration of my plans.

246
00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,619
It's been smashing.

247
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:23,996
Oswald, it needn't end this way.

248
00:19:24,080 --> 00:19:27,958
I truly was growing fond of you.
We might've been friends.

249
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:31,212
- We still might.
- Yes, we all might.

250
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:32,838
Sorry.

251
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"'Tis better to have
loved and lost,"

252
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and made a small profit,

253
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"than never to
have loved at all."

254
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(GRUNTS)

255
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Fashionably late, I see.

256
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On to Act 2.

257
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(WHIRRING)

258
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(EXPLOSION)

259
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Tally-ho!

260
00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:26,183
And who says opera
has to be boring?

261
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“No! Help!

262
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(PENGUIN LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

263
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(VERONICA SCREAMING)

264
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(BOTH GASP)

265
00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,468
We'll end this on a high note.

266
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(SCREAMS)

267
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Whoa!

268
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(SCREAMING)

269
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No! (GRUNTING)

270
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Careful. Careful.

271
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VERONICA: Oswald,

272
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I really was
growing fond of you.

273
00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:31,248
It's too bad this had to happen.

274
00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,959
I suppose it's
true what they say.

275
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Society is to blame.

276
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High society.

277
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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