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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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<i>Whoever jumps first is chicken.</i>

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY) I
knew you'd chicken out.

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Huh? (GRUNTS)

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(GRUNTS, GASPS)

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(SCREAMING <i>m</i> PANIC)

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(TRAIN RUMBLES)

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You play chicken long
enough, you fry.

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(CAR HORNS HONKING)

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My purse!

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Help! A thief!

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I'm telling you,
it was a leprechaun.

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Really, ma'am? You expect me to
believe you saw a little green man?

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Oh!

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Hey!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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BOTH: Whoa!

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Leprechauns and batmen...

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What's Gotham coming to?

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Leprechauns?

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(SCREECHING)

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BRUCE: Leprechauns, Alfred.

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(CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

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- Pardon?
- (BEEPS)

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(MUSIC STOPS)

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- Not in the mood for Brahms, are we?
- You think I'm crazy, don't you?

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In what sense, Master Bruce?

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Seriously, you don't
believe I saw a leprechaun.

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(CHUCKLES) Did he
have a pot of gold?

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Sir,
I believe you saw something.

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Maybe I need a rest.

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I do believe a break
from Wayne Enterprises

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and crime fighting
would do wonders.

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Perhaps a vacation.
A little golf?

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Sounds boring.

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In the Bahamas?

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Hot and boring.

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No, Alfred,
I think this is a job for Batman.

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You have a fine flair
for dramatics, sir.

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Why, thank you, Alfred.

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(COMPUTER CLICKING, BEEPING)

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ALFRED: The theater district?

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Yes, I think it's
time for an encore.

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(come JINGLING)

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(CRIES OUT <i>m</i> PAIN)

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(BELL CLANGING)

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(SHOUTS) Hurry up!
Hurry. Hurry. Hurry.

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Are you ready for your lessons?
Yes? I think so. I think so.

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Well, so am I. Your teacher.
Your leader. Your king.

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Ready, I am. Yes.

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(GROWLING)

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Lesson number one is...
(SHOUTS) No talking!

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Children are to be
seen and not heard.

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We are the Underdwellers.
We are the silent ones.

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We follow the invisible creed.
But, but, but...

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Someone was talking. You.
You, you, you were heard.

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And we all know the
punishment for talking.

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Don't we, boys and girls?

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I think he needs
to see the light.

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Yes, I do.

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A few hours in the light
will make Jack a bright boy.

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(DOOR CLANGS)

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And now, lesson two.
(SHOUTS) All of you up to the streets!

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Bring back pretties,
lots and lots of pretties for your king.

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(SHOUTS) Now!

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(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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(BEEPING)

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I thought so.

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(DOOR SLAMS)

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(TRAIN RUMBLING)

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Dead bolt.

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(CRACKLING)

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(CLINKING)

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Just a second, son.
I'm not going to hurt you.

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(TRAIN HORN BLARES)

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Wait.

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(HORN BLARING)

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Open.

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(SCREECHING)

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Good evening, Alfred.

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Sir.

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Might this wee one
be a leprechaun?

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This, Alfred, is our guest.
I'd like you to take care of him.

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Me? But I know
nothing of children.

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You'll do fine.

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Feed him,
clean him and put him to bed.

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Well, perhaps.

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Not in that order.

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Rise and shine,
master leprechaun.

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Time to be up and about.

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First a bath, don't you think?

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Do you have a name?

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I hope you don't expect
me to guess it. Fred?

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Pete? Leon?

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How about a little help?
Can you talk?

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(GRUNTS)

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Gotcha. (LAUGHS)

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You'll feel much better
when you're clean.

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(GRUNTS)

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And smell better too, I trust.

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Frog, the rolls, if you please.

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You're not Frog.

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Where is he?

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He's not here! Not here!

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And after all I've done for you
ungrateful little monsters...

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I took you in when nobody
else would have you.

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It is I who care for you.

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I who provide for you,

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and only I who knows
what's good for you!

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Would you rather I sent
you back into the light?

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Back to those who hurt
you and sent you away?

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There will be nothing to
eat until Frog is found!

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(SHOUTING) Now, out with you.
Out with you!

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Now, now. Let's start with
some basic table manners.

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Knife, fork, spoon.

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Oh, dear, I could've sworn I...

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No matter.
As they say, "Dig in."

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(MUNCHING AUDIBLY)

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I wash, you dry.

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Now then, doesn't it feel
good to be doing honest work?

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What? Wait!

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Charming.

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(ALFRED SCREAMS)

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(CRASHING)

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ALFRED: Now, see here,
we're supposed to be working.

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(CHUCKLES)

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I wonder if I was
that much trouble.

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Oh, dear.
That is extremely dangerous.

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You must put it down
before you hurt someone.

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Children and guns do not
mix, ever.

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It wasn't loaded,
but it could have been.

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I need your help.

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(GROWLS)

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Evidence.

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(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)

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Where is he?

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(GROWLING)

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(BELL CLANGING)

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I don't know what kind of barbarian
did this to you, but it's over.

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And from now on you'll be
treated like human beings.

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I think we'll have
something to say about that.

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- (CROCODILES GROWLING)
- Yes, we will.

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Welcome our guests.

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(GROWLS)

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(BELL CLANGS)

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Crush him!
Destroy that costumed freak.

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(GRUNTING)

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(SCREAMS <i>m</i> ANGER)

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I'll show you who's the
ruler of this kingdom.

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Put him down.

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- Now!
- It's feeding time for my pretties.

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(GROWLS <i>m</i> ANGER)

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(GASPS)

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(GROANS)

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Great.

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And I thought you
were endangered.

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Bravo. Bravo.

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You've caused me great
distress, you evil bat.

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Yes. Yes. Yes, you have.

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You've hurt my pretty pets,
and you've frightened my beloved children.

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- Beloved children?
- Yes.

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I feed them, I clothe
them, I discipline them,

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and I teach them a trade.

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And now I will
teach you something.

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(BATMAN GROANS)

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Grab my hand!

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(SHOUTS) Never!

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A gruesome fate
for a gruesome man.

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(SEWER KING LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

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SEWER KING: I rather enjoyed it.

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I told you, they're my pretties.

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(CHUCKLES) Have a nice swim.

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(SEWER KING LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

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Later.

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(EXPLOSION)

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What? You!

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(GRUNTS <i>m</i> PAIN)

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(TRAIN HORN BLARING)

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why? Why? Why?

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I don't pass sentence.
That's for the courts.

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But this time...

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This time I am sorely
tempted to do the job myself.

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The light.

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The light.

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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English - SDH