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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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JERVIS: Oh, dear.

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Such table manners.

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Perhaps I can make you
act a bit more civilized.

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(DEVICES BEEPING)

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(LAUGHS) Bravo!

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They all laughed when I said I'd
find a way to tap into another

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creature's mind.

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Why, with this band
and these electrodes,

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I can control anything.

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(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

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Psst, Jervis.

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Oh, Alice.
(STUTTERING) What a nice surprise.

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Yeah, yeah. Look busy.

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<i>Dr. Gates, Mr. Wayne.</i>

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Right this way.

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Bruce,
you remember Jervis Tetch.

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- Hello.
- Of course.

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I read your proposal on using microchips
to enhance the brain's potential.

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Sounds intriguing.

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Actually, the prototype
isn't quite ready yet.

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Tetch, I think we owe our
founder and employer, Mr. Wayne,

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a little more than lame excuses.

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- Sorry.
- That's all right, Dr. Cates.

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Mr. Tetch is a valued
member of our research team.

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I'm sure we can
spare him more time.

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As you say, Bruce.

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Thank you.

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You got off easy this
time, Tetch,

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but heads could roll
if you slip up again.

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She's always like that
when the big boss drops by.

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Cheer up. Mr. Wayne knows
what you mean to the company.

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Oh.

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Sometimes, Alice, I think you're
the only one who understands me.

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(CHUCKLES) That's just
what my boyfriend says.

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I guess I'm lucky to have two
such amazing men in my life.

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See you after lunch.

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Of course, intellectually,
I know it's all wrong.

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She's got a
boyfriend, after all.

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Better to withdraw like a gentleman.
Forget her.

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Turn my heart to other pursuits.

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(SLURPS)

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Never!

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Look. I've already
developed a circuitry card

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powerful enough to
control a human brain.

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It would be so easy to make her
forget her boorish beau and love me.

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Ah.

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But that would reduce
her to a soulless shell.

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Oh, no, not my Alice.

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Oh.

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It's hopeless.

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- (ALICE SOBBING)
- DR. CATES: Oh, Alice, I'm sorry.

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(SOBBING CONTINUES)

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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Curiouser and curiouser.

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(SOBBING CONTINUES)

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ALICE: I just wanted to talk about
where our relationship was going

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and Billy got so defensive.

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Mmm. Classic male
fear of commitment.

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The next thing I knew,
we were shouting, screaming.

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Saying we never wanted
to see each other again.

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O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!

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(LAUGHS) She's mine
for the asking.

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I'll sweep her off her feet, treat her
to a wonderful night on the town and...

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Nothing.

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What could a beautiful girl like
her ever see in someone like me?

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How could I impress her?

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Hmm.

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How, indeed.

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Jervis?

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Good evening, Miss Pleasance.

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I'm here to help you forget
your recent heartbreak.

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Gotham can be a
wonderland, Alice.

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Tonight, let me be your guide.

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I'll get my coat.

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Did you see that?

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- Gotta be the Bat-Creep.
- Hey, easy money headed our way.

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This is really a surprise, Jervis.
You're so...

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Quiet at work.

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Ah, still waters run
deep, my dear.

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It's been my philosophy that people
should take what they want from life.

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THUG: Hey, ours too.

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Okay, Mr. Hat,
let's have the money.

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On your way, curs,
lest I'm forced to teach you a lesson.

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Jervis, no.

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It's your funeral, nut boy.

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(DEVICES BEEPING)

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Please, Mr. Hat, go easy on us.

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We're sorry. Honest.

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Why don't you do something useful,
like, oh, go jump in the river.

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Okay.

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- Are you all right?
- I'm sorry you had to see that.

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But they had to be
taught a lesson.

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<i>Dare we hope Gotham treats
you to an early evening, sir?</i>

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I should be so lucky. The police
emergency band just switched on.

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<i>Then I'll prepare your usual
breakfast, toast, coffee, bandages.</i>

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Good night, Alfred.

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POLICE DISPATCHER ON RADIO: All units.
All units.

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<i>Two possible suicides reported scaling
the Gotham Bridge suspension tower.</i>

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- All units, please respond.
- BATMAN: Guess I'm elected.

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(BRAKES SCREECHING)

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(WHIRRING)

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Engage.

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Lousy night for a swim.

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Mr. Hat told us to
jump in the river.

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Right.
Look, you guys stay calm and-

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Gotta do what Mr. Hat says.

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(BATMAN GRUNTING)

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Stop!

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No!

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(ALL GRUNTING)

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(GASPS) Hey, man,
keep away from me.

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We never touched the creep.

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Okay, maybe we hit him up for
money, but we never-

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Hey, what are we doing here?

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Monsieur Tetch, I have created
a gastronomical delight for you.

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All on the house, of course.

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Thank you, Antoine.

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Pardon, Monsieur Tetch.

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Would you be so kind as to favor us
with a photo for our celebrity wall?

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Enchanté, my dear.

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I had no idea you were
such a man about town.

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Ah, this is a side I share
only with those closest to me.

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(SLOW VIOLIN MUSIC PLAYING)

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Don't forget to lock up when you're
done, Mr. Tetch.

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Rig ht-o.

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You know, Alice in Wonderland
was always my favorite story.

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Do you remember "The
Mock Turtle's Song"?

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<i>(SINGING) Will you, won't
you, will you, won't you.</i>

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Won't you join the dance?

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(SLOW ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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When you showed me that strange card,
I recalled an image from my childhood.

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It seems those near-suicides

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had a run-in with a
self-styled Mad Hatter.

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BATMAN: I saw that
picture earlier today

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in the office of a scientist who
creates circuitry similar to this.

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Thank you for a wonderful time.
You're a terrific friend.

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Until tomorrow, dear Alice.

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Tomorrow and every
day afterward.

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(BLOWS KISS)

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What a sweet, funny man.

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- BILLY: Alice?
- Billy?

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Baby, I'm sorry. Can we talk?

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<i>(SINGING) Will you,
won't you, will you...</i>

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(CHUCKLES) Ah, good morning. Hello!
Good to see you. Lovely day, what?

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(CHUCKLES)

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(SINGING SOFTLY)

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(GASPS)

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Oh, Jervis, thanks so much
for cheering me up last night.

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Listen,
I have the most incredible news.

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Billy was there after
you dropped me off.

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He apologized. I forgave him.

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And then, he gave me this.

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Can you believe it?

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I'm getting married.

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Jervis, your hand.

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Oh, it's nothing. Forget it.

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- And congratulations.
- Jervis?

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Jervis?

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I can still fix this.
I can still win!

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<i>- (DOOR OPENS)
- DR. GATES: Tetcw.!</i>

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I don't know what you did,

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but Bruce Wayne is
demanding to see you now!

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I promise you,
Tetch, it's your head

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if you've gotten my
department in any trouble.

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Oh, do be quiet, Dr. Cates!

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(DEVICE BEEPS)

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Excuse me, Alice.
Have you seen Marcia or Jervis Tetch?

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They left together
about half an hour ago.

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Together?

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(PHONE RINGING)

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Hello? Hi, sweetie.

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- My fiancé.
- (WHISPERS) Congratulations.

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Billy, what's wrong?
You sound so-What?

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But why? Billy? Billy.

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00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:07,055
Excuse me, Mr. Wayne. (SHAKILY) I
think I'm gonna need a minute alone.

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(SOBBING)

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Sorry, Billy, me lad,
but all's fair in love and war.

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(SNIFFLES)

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(GASPS)

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Alice, darling.

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(GASPS)

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I had to come back when I heard
that cad abandoned you again.

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How did you know?
I didn't tell anyone.

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00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,721
MAD HATTER: Oh, pish tosh.

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00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:52,975
What matters now is we have each
other, now and forever.

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(GASPS) Oh...

188
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This is getting too weird.

189
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What have you done with Marcia
Cates and this girl's fiancé?

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00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,944
No, I don't like this game.

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Let's play another.

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(DEVICE BEEPING)

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00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,409
(SCREAMS)

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00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:18,835
I anticipated there'd be trouble sooner
or later, so I enlisted some help.

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I'm sure you recognize my friends,
the Walrus and the Carpenter.

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00:15:26,050 --> 00:15:27,176
(GRUNTS)

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00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,109
Why are you doing this?

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For us, my dearest.

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00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:49,824
Oh, believe me.
I didn't want it this way.

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(BATMAN GRUNTING)

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00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:07,258
(GRUNTS)

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00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:15,808
(STRAINING)

203
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,647
(GRUNTING)

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00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,668
(DEVICE BEEPING)

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00:16:58,476 --> 00:17:00,102
MAD HATTER: Twinkle,
twinkle, little bat.

206
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:03,064
How I wonder what you're at.

207
00:17:15,117 --> 00:17:18,371
Now, this is a game
more to my liking.

208
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:22,667
Are you, the famous Batman,
so intent upon destroying my happiness

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00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:27,046
that you'll harm these poor,
mind-warped innocents to get me?

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00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,382
Let's find out. (CLAPS)

211
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Off with his head.

212
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:46,399
(GRUNTS)

213
00:17:48,651 --> 00:17:50,861
Oh, one thing I
forgot to mention.

214
00:17:51,028 --> 00:17:54,282
My control over my pawns
increases their strength. (LAUGHS)

215
00:17:54,865 --> 00:17:56,617
Guess you found that out, huh?

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00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,626
BATMAN: Oh! (GRUNTS)

217
00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:09,380
Off with his head!

218
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,405
(GROANS)

219
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:35,906
Batman.

220
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:39,869
There's the knave.
Off with his head!

221
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,121
They're programmed to attack me.

222
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:44,707
- But they won't fight you.
- I gotcha.

223
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:48,961
(DEVICE BEEPING)

224
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:50,880
My aching skull.

225
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,674
Come, my dear.
It's time we were away.

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00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:17,365
(SLAMS)

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00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,748
MAD HATTER: You're mighty in
Gotham, Batman,

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00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:29,460
but in Wonderland,
the Mad Hatter reigns supreme.

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00:19:29,543 --> 00:19:31,420
(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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(GRUNTS)

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00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,066
(GASPS)

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00:20:01,075 --> 00:20:02,076
(MAD HATTER GROWLING)

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00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,162
(DISHES SHATTERING)

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00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:09,917
I'll cut that cowl off your
neck before you'll take her.

235
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,795
I've waited my whole
lonely life for her!

236
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,673
Then all you've waited
for is a puppet.

237
00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:19,385
A soulless little doll.

238
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:23,889
It didn't have to be this way.
You made me do this to her!

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00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,349
(LAUGHS MAN IACALLY)

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00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:28,686
(MAD HATTER GROWLING)

241
00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:39,905
(GRUNTS)

242
00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:43,617
(GASPS)

243
00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,080
(BATMAN STRAINING)

244
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,041
(LAUGHS MANICALLY)

245
00:20:51,542 --> 00:20:53,252
(GASPS) Grrr!

246
00:20:58,966 --> 00:20:59,967
(SCREAMS)

247
00:21:21,030 --> 00:21:23,616
- BILLY: Alice?
- Oh, Billy!

248
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:27,495
(GROANING)

249
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:38,798
Would not, could not...

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Would not, could not.

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Oh, could not join the dance.

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