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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(DRILLING)

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(GLASS SHATTERS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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A piece of cake.
Just like the boss said.

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Yeah,
all it took was five minutes.

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BATMAN: And that will
get you five years.

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With good behavior.

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(BIRD SCREECHING)

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(GRUNTING)

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(BIRD SCREECHING)

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(GRUNTING)

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- (CONTINUES SCREECHING)
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)

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Bird seed?

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Hey, Roberta,
it's got a walkie-talkie wrist band.

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A pen light, binoculars,
even this cool badge.

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Yo, Sherwood,
what you got there?

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It's a junior detective kit.

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And the name's Sherman.

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A fake, just like you, wormwood.

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FRANK: Whoa. Check this out.

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A hawk.

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Come on, Frank. Those are mine.

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- (FRANK LAUGHING)
- SHERMAN: Come on. Give it back.

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Can't you find any of your
own species to play with?

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Ah, don't pitch a fit.
We're just kidding around.

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Hey, that's no hawk.

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Judging by its wingspread
and the shape of its head,

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it's obviously a giant
South American vulture.

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(SCOFFS) A vulture,
in Gotham City?

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FRANK: Sure thing, Sherlock.

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SHERMAN: Come on, Roberta.

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ROBERTA: Sherman,
where are we going?

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A vulture in Gotham City is
a mystery worth checking out.

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Come on, Roberta.
It went in there.

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Sherman, the sign says it's condemned.
You shouldn't go in.

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Men.

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I don't like it.

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Cop a squat and dummy up, Jay.

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If the boss said to meet him back
here, we meet him here.

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(GASPS) What's that?

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It's just birdseed, birdbrain.

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Come on, let's get out of here.

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The Penguin.

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(SQUAWS)

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Aw, Scrap, my faithful pet.

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Ready for a ripe repast?

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(SHUDDERS) That bald buzzard
gives me the willies.

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If it weren't for Scrap,

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you two would be feathering your
nest at Stonegate Penitentiary.

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Now, where is it?

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Oh, how much more doth beauty
beauteous seem by this sweet egg,

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which we have scrambled for?

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SHERMAN: They stole the
Vonalster Fabergé Egg.

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The what?

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Don't you read the papers?

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Do the comics count?

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That thing's worth a fortune.

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We gotta tell someone.

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(SCREECHING)

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(EXCLAIMS)

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PENGUIN: Batman!

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Get that capon crusader.

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(ALL SCREAM)

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SHERMAN: Batman.

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- (WHIRS)
- (BOTH SCREAM)

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(BOTH SCREAM)

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(BATMAN GRUNTS)

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Get out. Now!

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(STUTTERS) Yes, sir.

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(GRUNTS)

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You should have taken
your own advice.

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(GRUNTS)

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- (GAS HISSES)
- (COUGHING)

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(CONTINUES COUGHING)

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(BEEPING)

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(BATMAN CONTINUES COUGHING)

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(GROANS)

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Batman's in trouble. Come on.

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I don't know about this.

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(GRUNTS) It's those delinquents.
Stop them!

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- Quick, inside.
- Sherman, do something.

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<i>(BOTH consume)</i>

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We gotta get out of here.

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What am I doing?

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I'm not old enough to drive.

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(STRAINS) I can't
reach the pedals.

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I can.

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Push that long one.

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(ENGINE STARTS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(ALL CONTINUE EXCLAIMING)

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(GRUNTS)

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Hit it again.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(JAY GRUNTS)

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Okay, Roberta, floor it.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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(SCREAMS)

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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

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Be-fowled by a
couple of fledglings.

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SHERMAN: Keep it going, Roberta.

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I think I'm starting to
get the hang of this.

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(GROANS)

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SHERMAN: Come on, Batman.
This will help.

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<i>(census)</i>

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(BATMAN GROANING)

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It's okay.

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My name is Sherman.
And I'm a detective, too.

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We're lying low in my basement.

115
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We got the egg down here, too.

116
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See, this is my crime lab.

117
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It's not exactly the Batcave.

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Capsule.

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"Cap" what?

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No, you're not captured, Batman.

121
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You're safe here.
It's just Mom and me.

122
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And she's at work.

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(ROBERTA CLEARS THROAT)

124
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Oh, yeah. And Roberta's here.
She's cool.

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No.

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Visor.

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(GROANS)

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Wonder what that meant.

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Don't look at me.
I've had enough mystery for one day.

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- I'm calling the police.
- No way.

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A detective always has to protect
the identity of his client,

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especially when
it's this client.

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Those meddling brats
couldn't have gotten too far.

134
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But, boss,
what about the Batman?

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Batman's a worm, less than
nothing, a worthless peasant.

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And besides, the gas will keep
him null and void for a good week.

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MRS. GRANT: Sherman,
what are you doing down there?

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Nothing, Mom.

139
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MRS. GRANT: You're not trying to
make gunpowder again, are you?

140
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No, Mom, honest.

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We saved Batman's life, Mrs.
Grant,

142
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and now we're hiding him
from some bad criminals.

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MRS. GRANT: That's good,
just don't make a mess.

144
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Nice going, Miss Bigmouth.

145
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Sorry, Sherman.
I guess I panicked.

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MRS. GRANT: I'm going to the
store, Sherman.

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Stay out of trouble.

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SHERMAN: Sure thing, Mom.

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Afternoon, Mrs. Grant.

150
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Lovely day, isn't it?

151
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He's up! He shoots!
It looks good!

152
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Oh, no!

153
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:42,447
Man, oh, man!
Scope out these wheels.

154
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SHERMAN: You guys
better leave that alone.

155
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Oh, Golly, we sure are
scared, aren't we, Nicholas?

156
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Oh, yes, Francis, we certainly are.
Step aside, Shirley.

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- Cool. Whose car is this?
- (DEVICES BEEPING)

158
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It's my mom's... My uncle's.

159
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,553
All right, look,
it's the Batmobile.

160
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,430
FRANK: Yeah, right.

161
00:14:08,056 --> 00:14:11,100
Hey, I don't think he's kidding.

162
00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:12,685
What's this?

163
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Some kind of capsules.

164
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Capsule?

165
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,779
Capsule on the visor.
That's what he meant.

166
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Give me that!
It's a matter of life or death.

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(BIRD SCREECHING)

168
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,163
(CONTINUES SCREECHING)

169
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:38,419
(CONTINUES SCREECHING)

170
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- No!
- (BIRD SCREECHES)

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- (CONTINUES SCREECHING)
- BOTH: Whoa!

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00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,865
(CONTINUES SCREECHING)

173
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,784
SHERMAN: Come on,
Batman, wake up.

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00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,747
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

175
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:18,292
It's him!

176
00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,587
NICK: Totally awesome.

177
00:15:22,630 --> 00:15:24,215
I wonder who he really is.

178
00:15:24,549 --> 00:15:26,050
No! Get back.

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(NICK AND FRANK GRUNT)

180
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,637
This isn't a game, you jerks.

181
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,641
If the vulture's here that means the
Penguin will be right on his tail.

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BOTH: The Penguin?

183
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- (TIRES SCREECHES)
- Oh, no! What's that?

184
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,481
Oh, great! It's him.

185
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,495
That's it. I'm calling 911.

186
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:00,835
It's dead.

187
00:16:05,840 --> 00:16:08,176
So much for phone
calls, huh, boss?

188
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,597
Then it's them or us.

189
00:16:12,930 --> 00:16:14,557
Be careful with that
egg, Roberta.

190
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,268
I bet we can find
something here to help us.

191
00:16:18,436 --> 00:16:19,979
(BIRD SCREECHES)

192
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,234
I don't think anyone's home.

193
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,278
Yeah,
the place is locked up tight.

194
00:16:27,612 --> 00:16:32,241
Stone walls do not a prison make
nor locked doors a barricade.

195
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:42,001
Gentlemen,
and I use the term loosely,

196
00:16:42,668 --> 00:16:43,961
after you.

197
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:56,265
Okay, get ready for
operation Fowl Play.

198
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:01,479
(EXCLAIMS)

199
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:03,314
How bourgeois.

200
00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,776
Tearing this place apart
could only improve it.

201
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,444
(CLATTERS)

202
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:11,072
Let the egg hunt begin.

203
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:16,035
(OBJECTS CLATTERING)

204
00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:19,539
(GRUNTS)

205
00:17:25,294 --> 00:17:26,671
(GRUNTING)

206
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:29,048
(SHATTERS)

207
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,759
- Hey, Raven, are you okay?
- (EXPLOSION)

208
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:32,885
(SCREAMS)

209
00:17:36,013 --> 00:17:39,058
These commoners have
such cheap furniture.

210
00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:47,650
Come on, Batman, snap out of it.

211
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,570
If that didn't wake him,
I don't know what will.

212
00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,367
Charge! Now, Roberta!

213
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,124
Nice shot.

214
00:18:03,541 --> 00:18:06,544
Be careful, Roberta,
you don't wanna get too close.

215
00:18:06,961 --> 00:18:08,421
- (PENGUIN GRUNTS)
- We did it.

216
00:18:08,671 --> 00:18:13,509
Children defending their nest.
How noble. How endearing.

217
00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:16,470
How ineffective.

218
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:18,389
Grab the little pests.

219
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:38,200
He's not awake yet?

220
00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:40,786
Frank thought he
saw his eye blink.

221
00:18:40,870 --> 00:18:42,330
- (DOOR CLICKS)
- (EXPLOSION)

222
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,332
(POUNDING ON DOOR)

223
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:53,841
Valiant effort, but I win.

224
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:57,011
Now, back away,
you irksome imps.

225
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,225
Ah. (CHUCKLES)

226
00:19:03,309 --> 00:19:05,102
A treat with my egg.

227
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,482
Sliced ham. (CHUCKLES)

228
00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:13,069
No.

229
00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,404
Farewell, Bat-vermin.

230
00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:19,700
(PENGUIN GRUNTS)

231
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:20,868
Batman!

232
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:25,081
BATMAN: Back off, Penguin.

233
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,629
Gentlemen,
your timing is impeccable.

234
00:19:32,546 --> 00:19:34,006
Take no prisoners!

235
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:37,927
(RAVEN GRUNTS)

236
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,685
(JAY GRUNTS)

237
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,439
(BOTH GRUNTING)

238
00:19:51,565 --> 00:19:52,775
(RAVEN SCREAMS)

239
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,235
(JAY GRUNTS) {THUD)

240
00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,197
I'll clip your wings,
you flying rodent.

241
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:04,995
(BOTH GRUNTING)

242
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:33,482
PENGUIN: Still a little
dazed, are we?

243
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:37,945
(PENGUIN GRUNTING)

244
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,121
We're safe!

245
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,041
MRS. GRANT: My house!
(YELLS) Sherman!

246
00:20:51,876 --> 00:20:53,169
Maybe you're safe.

247
00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,547
Young man, you've got some
serious explaining to do.

248
00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:57,965
(GASPS)

249
00:20:58,466 --> 00:21:01,343
Uh, Mom,
I'd like you to meet Batman.

250
00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,095
Batman, this is my mom.

251
00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:04,805
Ma'am.

252
00:21:05,139 --> 00:21:06,265
Uh, hello.

253
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,478
Say, Batman, you wouldn't be
single, would you?

254
00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,908
Now, where was I?

255
00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:26,744
Someone keeps swiping
Mr. Vanducci's newspaper?

256
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,204
Right, Frank.

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You and Nick set up
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Roberta and I will be over at Mrs.
Fineman's. Her dog is missing.

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You're the boss.

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BOTH: Sherman.

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