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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SNIFFING)

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Ew! P.U.!

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Of all the disgusting...

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(LAUGHING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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- (CAR HORN HONKS)
- (CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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Hey!

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Look out, you crazy...

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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Ouch!

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Rough night of
crime-fighting, sir?

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Very.

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Well, you'll be happy to
know I've drawn you a bath.

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Whenever you're ready.

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What's the deal, Alfred?

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I said I "drew" you a bath, sir.

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April Fool's.

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Very funny, Alfred.
I guess I'll just take a shower.

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Not a funny bone
in his entire body.

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Alfred, hit the
radio, would you?

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Right away, sir.

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REPORTER: <i>Traffic is at a
standstill on the Gotham expressway</i>

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<i>where a trailer full of eggs
has overturned. This just in.</i>

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<i>The Gotham police
are investigating</i>

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a <i>series of near-fatal
accidents along the riverfront.</i>

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<i>Initial reports indicate
that hundreds of Gothamites</i>

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<i>have inexplicably begun acting
like total laughing fools.</i>

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<i>More details as they
become available.</i>

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Sounds like a rather
dirty April Fools' prank.

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Sounds like the Joker.

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REPORTER: (OVER RADIO) At this <i>hour,</i>
Gotham City is <i>in</i> the grip of insanity.

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<i>Everywhere,
people are turning into lunatics.</i>

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<i>The latest reports say that
the wave of foolish hysteria</i>

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<i>is moving down 7th
Avenue towards...</i>

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<i>Towards the financial district.</i>

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(REPORTER LAUGHING)

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That's my cue.

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JOKER: Uh-huh. Hmm...

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(CHUCKLES) Perfect.

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Now, everybody,
remember where we parked.

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When the going gets tough,
the tough go shopping.

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(BOTH LAUGHING)

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(ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

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(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

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Who says crime doesn't pay?

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Now, this is what I
call a sidewalk sale.

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(DEVICE WHIRRING)

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<i>AUTOMATED VOICE:
Airborne gas emanating</i>

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<i>from riverfront district.</i>

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<i>Analysis, lengthy exposure to the gas
will result in permanent insanity.</i>

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BATMAN: Alfred,
I left the hex key upstairs in the den.

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Would you bring it down?

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ALFRED: Oh, <i>go fetch it</i> yourself.
(BLOWING RASPBERRIES)

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Very funny, Alfred,
but I've no time to play.

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(GLASS BREAKING)

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Alfred? Alfred!

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(ALFRED LAUGHING IN DISTANCE)

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Just a little spring
cleaning, sir.

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(ALFRED CONTINUES LAUGHING)

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(couemue)

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The gas!

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(INHALES)

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Oh!

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(VASE SHATTERS)

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I believe I've contracted a
giant case of the giggles.

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AUTOMATED VOICE: Lengthy
exposure to the gas

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<i>will result in
permanent insanity.</i>

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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REPORTER: Okay, let's shoot it.
This place is giving me the creeps.

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I'm here in downtown Gotham

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where corporate CEOs have
gone stark raving mad.

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It would appear that the collapse
of the stock market is now imminent.

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<i>The question is,</i>

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<i>Will April Fools' Day mark the
end of Gotham City as we know it?</i>

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The only things gaining now
are the laughing stocks.

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(LAUGHS)

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(ALL EXCLAIMING)

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(GRUMBLES)

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(JOKER GROANING)

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Huh? Ah!

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(YELP$)

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(GROANS)

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(BEEPING)

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Look who's come to
trash the place.

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A fitting setting for
you, Joker.

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Ooh, I just love to
get down and dirty.

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Okay, bOys,

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it's playtime!

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HENCHMAN 1: It's about time.

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HENCHMAN 2: What
are we waiting for?

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(SCREAMING)

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(YELLS)

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Batman,
you're a real party pooper.

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Why don't you take your mask
off and have a few laughs?

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(LAUGHING)

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Cut the clowning, Joker.

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(ENGINE REVVING)

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Get him.

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(BATMAN GROANS)

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(ARMS WHIRRING MECHANICALLY)

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Tsk-tsk. You shouldn't have
made Captain Clown mad.

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Time to take out the garbage!

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(PANTING)

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I just love these
new Ziploc seals.

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We wouldn't want our little
caged rodent to suffocate,

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so we'll just punch
some air holes.

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(LAUGHING)

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Okay, Captain,
give it the old heave-ho.

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Oops! Looks like our air
holes are water holes too.

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What a shame!

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(LAUGHING CONTINUES)

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I never knew Batman
could sink so low.

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Well, Captain, this could be the
start of a beautiful friendship.

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(LAUGHING)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(INHALES DEEPLY)

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(DEVICE CHIRPS)

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(BEEPING)

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(PANTING)

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You want to play dirty, Joker?

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Get ready, boys. Here it comes.

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This will give those April fools a
lot more smiles per gallon. (LAUGHS)

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(BOTH GROAN)

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What are you fools... Batman!

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(GRUNTING)

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(GROANS)

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(GROANS AND BREATHES HEAVILY)

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(LAUGHING)

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(GRUMBLING)

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(LAUGHING)

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(WHIRRING)

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JOKER: Hey, Batman!

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Looks like Captain Clown is
really getting attached to you.

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(STRAINING)

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(BATMAN GRUNTING)

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(SIGHS)

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(GRUNTS)

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You killed Captain Clown.

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You killed Captain Clown!

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Just for that, Batman...

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(GROANS)

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Hey, Batman,

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you stink so bad I can
smell you from here!

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<i>PM}.!</i>

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PYEW, pyew, pyew!

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(GRUNTING)

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(GASPS)

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(LAUGHING)

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<i>'lee-haw.!</i>

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(GASPS)

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Justice is served hot, Batman!

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You're going to melt just like
a grilled cheese sandwich.

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(BELL RINGING)

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(JOKER EXCLAIMS)

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Justice will be served, Joker.

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Service with a smile?

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Clean up your act, Joker.

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Oh, that's a joke, right?

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Batman finally told a joke.

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(LAUGHING)

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(GASPS)

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(SCREAMING)

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Batman! You wouldn't let me
fry, would you?

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Batman!

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I've taken eight showers
and I still feel soiled.

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Ugh! I've never seen
so much garbage.

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What's wrong, Alfred?
Aren't you feeling better?

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"What's wrong," sir?

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I destroy a priceless Ming vase,
and you ask me what's wrong?

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Don't worry about it.

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I'll just take it out of your
salary for the next couple of years.

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Very well, sir.

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Alfred.

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April Fool's. (LAUGHS)

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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