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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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MAYOR HILL: Ever since my
election, I've promised the people

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I'd build them a safe,
affordable place to live.

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Gotham Towers is that place.

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(SIRENS APPROACHING)

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Your safety has always
been my prime concern.

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And under my leadership,
no city will be safer

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or more free of crime
than Gotham City...

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- (TIRES SCREECH)
- (CROWD SCREAMING)

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- Look out!
- Run!

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(SCREAMS)

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Batman!

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(BOTH GROAN)

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Garbage collection
is normally Monday,

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but in your case,
I'm making an exception.

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(REPORTERS EXCLAIMING)

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Batman, wait!

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(GROANING)

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Regarding safety in the
city, sir, you were saying?

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Well, I...

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Well, what just happened
was an isolated incident.

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There are just a
few rotten apples

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<i>giving an otherwise peaceful
community a bad name.</i>

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<i>Do you include Batman in
those rotten apples, Mayor?</i>

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<i>Absolutely.</i>

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<i>He and criminals like the Joker
are cut from the same cloth.</i>

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What? Compare me to Batman?

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I got more style, more brains.

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I'm certainly a better dresser.

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<i>Furthermore, I intend to run every one
of these costumed freaks out of town,</i>

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<i>and make all of Gotham City
as safe as my own mansion.</i>

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Oh, really?

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Well, we'll just see how
safe your mansion is,

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you babbling bonehead.

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Get a move on, Franklin.
It's almost time for the party.

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Yes, sir.

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Some very important people will be here,
and I don't want anything to go wrong.

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By the way,
have you seen my son?

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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I will now perform my famous
disappearing-wand trick.

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Abracadabra.

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(TOYS CLATTERING)

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Jordan, stop fooling with
those stupid magic tricks.

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Your party is starting.

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They're not stupid,
and it's your party.

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Nonsense.
I've invited some children.

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Yeah, your friends' kids.
I don't even know any of them.

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I'm not going to argue with
you, young man.

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I'll expect you downstairs
in five minutes.

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MAYOR HILL: Hello.
Glad you could come.

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Senator Finch.
What a pleasant surprise.

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Did you get a good shot
of me with the Senator?

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- Yes, sir.
- Excellent.

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Smile, Jordan.
You'd think you're having a bad time.

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- No kidding.
- Well, cheer up.

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I've got a surprise coming,
which should be here by now.

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Councilman Frye.
And this must be Timmy?

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Happy birthday.
Where's the food?

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VOICE: Did someone say "food?"

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I'm the guy with the goodies.

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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(BURSTING)

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(ALL LAUGHING)

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Mayor Hill, I presume.

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Jekko. Jekko the Magnificent.

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- Pleased to... Ow!
- (BUZZING)

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(ALL LAUGH)

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Always gives the party a charge.

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(CHUCKLES)

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It's showtime!

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- All right.
- (ALL CLAP)

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Thank you! Thank you! (LAUGHS)

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Where'd you learn that, Jekko?

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From the great Prosciutto.

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Now there was a ham.

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(LAUGHS)

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How can I get to be a
great magician like you?

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Well, there are three steps.

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Step one, run away.

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Step two,
find a magician with a great act.

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And step three,

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steal it.

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That... That, that's okay.
I think I got it.

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Bruce! Bruce Wayne!
How good of you to come.

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Jordan will be so
happy to see you.

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I know the sooner I give him
this, the happier I'll be.

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Could you show us
more, please, Jekko?

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Sure, birthday boy.

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I'm saving the best for last.

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Jordan, I've got more
guests for you to meet.

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But, Dad, Jekko was just
going to show us a trick.

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- Sorry, but Mr. Wayne is waiting and...
- I don't care about Mr. Wayne!

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Hush. You'll do what I say.
Now come on.

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It's always what you want.

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You! You! You!

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(GUESTS GASPING)

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(LAUGHS) Kids.

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Turn that off!

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Oh! Too bad for birthday boy.
This last trick is pure dynamite.

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- Ta-da!
- BOY: What is it?

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It's a birthday
candle, Einstein.

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Except this one blows you out.

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(LAUGHS)

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Now scoot, you kids.
Shaw's over.

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Go find some goodies.

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This trick's for the grown-ups.

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(LAUGHS)

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It's time for Jordo
to make his wish.

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And mine, too.

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Oh, my! A sparkler candle.

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Keep watching and I'll, uh...

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Get the birthday brat.

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I don't know where
Jordan could have gone.

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He was dying to see you.

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- You know kids.
- Not really.

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So long, Mayor. Got to go.
But I left them with a bang.

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(LAUGHS)

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- That laugh...
- Good riddance, Jerko.

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As I was saying... Hey.

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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)

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- Watch out!
- Hey, pal!

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BRUCE: Excuse me. Excuse me!
I'm sorry. Pardon me.

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Coming through. Out of my way, please.
Excuse me. I'm sorry.

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Pardon me. Oops!

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GUESTS: Aw.

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(SCREAMING)

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(LAUGHING)

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I want answers!

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Nobody makes a fool of me,
especially in my own home.

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At least no one was hurt.

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Mr. Mayor,
this is the real Jekko the Clown.

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We found him tied
up down the road.

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Some maniac jumped me,
stole my wagon and my costume.

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Mayor, where's Jordan?

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(TANKS CLANKING)

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(LAUGHING)

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TNT with your cake, sir?

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Oh, I crack myself up!

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WOW!

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<i>Denying reports of a bomb blast
at his son's birthday party,</i>

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<i>Mayor Hill insists the explosion was
caused by faulty electrical wiring.</i>

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Yeah, right!

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(LAUGHING)

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<i>The Mayor declined, however, to confirm
that his son, Jordan, is missing.</i>

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Missing?

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It's me, Jekko. I ran away.

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You did what?

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I, I want to be a
magician, like you.

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(GROWLS)

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(LAUGHS) Well, kid,
you got step one right. Come on in.

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I've been thinking
about a protege.

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It sure could be the Joker.

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If only I'd been paying more
attention, he wouldn't have run away.

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Take it easy, Mayor.
I'm sure the police will find Jordan.

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<i>He“ you, Wayne,</i>

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things are going to be different,
if only he'd come back.

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<i>JORDAN: Where'd you learn
that, Jekko?</i>

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<i>From the great Prosciutto.</i>

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Now there was a ham. (LAUGHS)

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- But isn't swallowing a sword dangerous?
- Watch.

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Hey! How did you do it?

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Easy, kid.

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It's a trick sword.

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- (GASPS)
- Now, you try it.

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Uh-uh. You could get cut.

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Hey! If it wasn't risky,
I wouldn't enjoy it.

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(LAUGHS)

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- (BEEPING)
- What's that?

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Security, my boy.

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You can't be too careful
in this part of town.

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(DIGITAL BEEPING)

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JOKER: Well,
if it ain't the Caped Coconut.

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My dad says Batman's no good.

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Well, then I guess your
dad's not a total idiot.

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What do you say we play
a little joke on Batman?

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You can be my assistant.

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Come on. This'll be a killer!

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(LAUGHS)

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Come one, come all.

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It's...

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"Jekko the Jokester."

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Ja... Jekko the Jokester.

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Jordan!

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(GASPS)

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(WHISPERS) This isn't a game, Jordan.
Where's Jekko?

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(LAUGHING)

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Take a card, Batso.

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Take all the cards!

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Now it's my deal.

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Not so fast!

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A good magician always
keeps an ace up his sleeve.

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This one always floors them!

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<i>(census)</i>

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Oh, my gosh.

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We bagged a big one this time!

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(LAUGHING)

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- He isn't hurt, is he?
- Hurt? (GASPS) Heavens!

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You wound me to the quick.
The enemy merely slumbers.

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No doubt dreaming
of more foul deeds

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to render upon the fair
citizens of Gotham.

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But his fate is not
for us to decide.

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(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)

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(MACHINE DINGS)

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(LAUGHS) You're
going to love this.

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JOKER: Wake up, Batman.
You're on.

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(WATER RUNNING)

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For your viewing pleasure,

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we present the infamous
water tank trap.

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The great Houdini
survived such a test.

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Dare we demand
less of the Batman?

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- I don't like this, Jekko.
- Quiet, kid. It's a free ticket.

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(GRUNTING)

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He did it! He got free.

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They don't make straitjackets
like they used to.

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I should know.

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He can't get out.
What's the trick?

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That's just it.
There is no trick!

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No! He'll drown!

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That's why they
call it the finale!

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Now sit down and enjoy the show.

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Hey!

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Come back!

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- (GASPS)
- (MECHANICAL LAUGHTER PLAYS)

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(SING-SONG) Naughty, naughty.

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You're making me miss the show.

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(GASPS)

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(PANTING) All right, Joker.
Get ready for a little bat magic.

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(GASPING)

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(CLANKING)

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(GASPS)

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JOKER: Oh, Jordo!

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(GATE CLOSES)

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Come out, come out,
wherever you are!

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What?

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(CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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- Gotcha!
- (GASPS)

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No!

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Come here, you little...

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On second thought...

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I love a roller coaster.

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Too bad you missed the train.
(CHUCKLES)

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Fasten your seat belt,
it's going to be a bumpy ride.

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(LAUGHS)

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You win the prize, Batman.

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Catch the Kewpie!

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JOKER: Whee!

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Butterfingers!

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<i>Kewpie-dewpie number two-aw.!</i>

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You just don't like to
play with dolls, do you?

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- That must have been his stop.
- (WHIMPERING)

253
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On the contrary, Joker.
This is where you get off.

254
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(YELLS)

255
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(SCREAMS)

256
00:19:53,317 --> 00:19:55,319
(BOTH GRUNTING)

257
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Smell the roses, Batman.

258
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(SCREAMING)

259
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,673
He always knew how
to make an exit.

260
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(GASPS)

261
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- Oh, my gosh!
- Jordan!

262
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:28,686
Reach for me.
You have to trust me.

263
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NOW!

264
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JORDAN: Whoa!

265
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Can we go home now?

266
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(SIGHS)

267
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JORDAN: Dad! Daddy!

268
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Jordan? Jordan.

269
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Oh, you're back.

270
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,865
My boy is back.

271
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- I'm so sorry for running away.
- Please forgive me for the party.

272
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We can talk later.

273
00:21:30,873 --> 00:21:33,000
Right now, I want to give you

274
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the biggest birthday
hug you ever got.

275
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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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English - SDH