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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(HORNS HONKING)

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RADIO ANNOUNCER:
has escaped today.

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<i>He is armed and considered
extremely dangerous. If seen...</i>

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Oh, swell. Some nut makes trouble,
and for that, they preempt the ballgame.

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Perfect ending to an awful day.

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Boss turns me down for a raise,

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our kid needs braces,

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and Bonnie's making
meatloaf for dinner.

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(SIGHS)

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At what point exactly did I
become life's punching bag?

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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)

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Huh?

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What's their hurry?

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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Sheesh.

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Go on, push me aside, big shot.

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No reason anyone should move over
and make way for Charlie Collins.

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- Hey!
- (TIRES SCREECHING)

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Oh, that's it.
No signal, no nothing.

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Just treat me like
I don't exist.

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Sorry, comrade. Not this time.

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(TIRES SCREECHING,
ENGINE REVVING)

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Hey, buddy.

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Yeah, I'm talking to you, clown.

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You think you own
the whole road?

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Why, for two cents, I'd...

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Huh?

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(GASPS)

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(CHUCKLES)

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That was The Joker.

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I cussed out The Joker.

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Oh.

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Oh.

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(EXCLAIMING)

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Where'd all the cops go?

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(EXHALES)

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(GASPS)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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(TIRES SCREECHING)

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GO, Q9, go'

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- Come on, come on.
- (ENGINE SPUTTERING)

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(PANTING)

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(GASPS)

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There's your two cents.

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Now, what are you
going to do to me?

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Listen, I'm sorry, really.

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I had a bad day.

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Boss turned down my raise and...

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Now, look, my rude friend.

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We can't have people cursing
at each other on the freeway.

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It's simply not polite.

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Ahh!

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I'm just going to have to
teach you some manners.

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Please don't.

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I have a family.

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A wife, a little boy. Please.

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I'll do anything to make it up.

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Anything-

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"ATE/thing," Says you?

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Uh-huh.

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Okey-dokey.

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Wallet.

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Sure. I don't have much cash.

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Oh, please. Don't insult me.

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"Charles Michael Collins." That's you.
(CLICKING TONGUE)

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Lousy picture, though.

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Lousy.

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"Address, height,
weight." Blah, blah, blah.

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Righty-o, Chuckers.

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Here's the deal.

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I'll let you off,

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if you promise to do
a little favor for me.

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Okay. What?

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I don't know!

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I haven't thought of it yet.

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You just toddle on back to your
mundane, meaningless little life,

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and when I need you, I'll call.

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Fair?

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Good. Great!

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I'll be in touch.

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(JOKER LAUGHING)

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GORDON: It's a waste of
time, money and manpower.

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If I had the authority to block
it, I would.

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Come on, Commissioner.

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It's free eats,
and you get your picture in the paper.

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It's a good deal.

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"Testimonial in honor of Police
Commissioner, James Gordon."

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"Tuesday night,
the Gotham Peregrinators Club."

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Blasted waste of time.

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BATMAN: Most of the force
would disagree with you.

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(SCOFFS) If anyone should be
getting a testimonial, it's you.

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I'm just the night shift.

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You deal with this
mess 24 hours a day.

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That's what those
people want to honor.

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Okay, okay. What the heck.

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It's a fancy club, good food.

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Could be fun.

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You don't know where I can rent a
tux, do you?

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(wmn WHISTLING)

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I hate it when he does that.

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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I arranged another early parole,

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as soon as I heard about
Gordon's testimonial.

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Phoo!

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It is to laugh, huh, Mr. J?

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I ask you, Harley,

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who's given more hours of amusement
to the Gotham Police Force than me?

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No one, Mr. J.

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I deserve...

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Nay. Demand the right to honor
our dear commissioner as well.

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Hear, hear.

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(WHISTLING)

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(WHISTLING)

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Huh?

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Oh!

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Gonna call in a
specialist, boss?

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No, no.

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Just an old friend,

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who's dying to do me a favor.
(LAUGHING)

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(GRUNTS) Good one, Kenny.

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Go out for a long bomb.

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(TELEPHONE RINGING)

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I got it.

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Hello?

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<i>JOKER: Hello, Charlie.</i>

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Wrong number, pal.

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My name is Don.

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Oh, n0, no, no.

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<i>This is the right number,
Charles Michael Collins.</i>

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I don't know why you changed
your name to Don Wallace

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and moved your family
to 12 Marigold Lane,

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Springdale, Ohio.

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One might think you were trying
to skip out on our little deal.

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Leave the sideburns.

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How did you find me?

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Oh, I never lost you, Chaz.

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You've become my hobby.

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(LAUGHING)

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Now, listen up, Charlie Brown.

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<i>You're booked on the
next flight to Gotham.</i>

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Tell the family you have
to visit a sick friend.

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Oh, and let's keep this
to ourselves, okay?

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<i>Bad things happen to
people who gossip.</i>

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<i>Capisce, Carlo?</i>

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Yeah.

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<i>Good. See you.</i>

149
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<i>ANNOUNCER: (ON PA) Gotham Air flight
32, now arriving from Springdale.</i>

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<i>CHARLIE: This is crazy.</i>

151
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<i>I can't believe I'm doing this.</i>

152
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<i>If only I had some way to,</i>

153
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<i>I don't know, call him.</i>

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Hi!

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The car is this way, Charlie.

156
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Jumping Jiminy Christmas!

157
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Charlie Collins!

158
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It's been forever.

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How are you, man?

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You look great.

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Lost a little weight.

162
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Lost a little hair, too.
(LAUGHS)

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Oh, Charlie.

164
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.

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So, ready to do me
that little favor?

166
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Please,
don't make me hurt anyone.

167
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Not to worry, Chuckers.

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As soon as you've
done my favor...

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<i>I'll send you right back home.</i>

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<i>I promise.</i>

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Okay, Chaz.

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When Harley knocks on the door three
times, you open it.

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- And?
- That's it.

174
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Wait. That's the favor?

175
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You called me here
just to open a door?

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Well, look at the size
of that cake, man!

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00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,999
She can't open the door
and push it in all at once!

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Think!

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He is nuts.

180
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,351
Not bad.

181
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(BURPS LOUDLY)

182
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,020
(SLURPS LOUDLY)

183
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,731
Congratulations, Jim.

184
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I'm sorry I won't be
able to stay for dinner.

185
00:12:14,108 --> 00:12:16,736
Hmm.
The life of a busy socialite.

186
00:12:16,861 --> 00:12:18,446
Any way I could
sneak out with you?

187
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<i>CHARLIE: A room filled with
cops, and no way to warn them.</i>

188
00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,965
<i>If there were just some
way to call Batman.</i>

189
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Oh... No way.

190
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It'd never work.

191
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,025
Not in a million...

192
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,110
Well, maybe.

193
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(WHIRRING)

194
00:13:06,244 --> 00:13:07,954
Not staying for dinner, sir?

195
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,831
Not with The Joker on the loose.

196
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:13,501
Sir, I believe you
may be needed inside.

197
00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:14,752
Huh?

198
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:22,802
GORDON: I'm honored that Gotham's
finest turned out to rub elbows

199
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,221
with this tired old beat cop.

200
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,727
You eating that roll, Montoya?

201
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,478
I'm really, very touched.

202
00:13:32,854 --> 00:13:34,480
(KNOCKING)

203
00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,694
- And I'll conclude by saying...
- (WHISTLING)

204
00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,362
Don't stop now, Jimmy.

205
00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,281
The party's just starting!

206
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:51,914
Baby doll. Entertainment.

207
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,003
<i>Hey, sugar.</i>

208
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,880
You want to read me my rights?

209
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:02,008
You have the right
to remain silent.

210
00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,177
(SCREAMING)

211
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:05,928
Jerk.

212
00:14:14,145 --> 00:14:15,480
Oh.

213
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,778
(PEOPLE MURMURING)

214
00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:29,827
(CLEARS THROAT)

215
00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,623
Here's to Gotham's
Commissioner G.

216
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,543
You lock up the weirdos,
the crooks and the geeks.

217
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,880
You're a hero to all
the boys in blue.

218
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:42,924
But this time, baby,

219
00:14:43,007 --> 00:14:44,842
the joke's on you.

220
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:46,469
(WHISTLING)

221
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,516
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

222
00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:56,479
(couemue)

223
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,199
(PARTY HORN BLOWS)

224
00:15:08,282 --> 00:15:09,283
Yes!

225
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:13,329
Another stunning Joker entrance
leaves the crowd speechless.

226
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,915
Let's hear it for him, folks.

227
00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:17,959
(CHEERING)

228
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,421
(WHOOPING)

229
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,465
Gee! Tough audience.

230
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,095
Commissioner!

231
00:15:29,512 --> 00:15:32,515
I'm here to present you with
a small token of affection,

232
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:36,936
from me and all the
guys doing 25 to life.

233
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,612
Wear it in good health,

234
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,990
all remaining 59 seconds of it.

235
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,993
Toodles. (LAUGHING)

236
00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:58,374
Wait.
You promised to send me home.

237
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:00,918
I never said alive.

238
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,963
You dirty, evil...

239
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:05,339
(GRUNTS)

240
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,427
Sayonara, sucker.

241
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:11,053
(JOKER LAUGHING)

242
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:34,160
Batman!

243
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,871
The commissioner's
medal, it's a bomb!

244
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,969
Guess I'll need a new hobby,
now that old Charlie is... Pfft!

245
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,471
Macramé's nice.

246
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,680
(EXPLOSION)

247
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:58,726
That came from outside!

248
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,811
Rocko! Henshaw!

249
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,563
I smell a bat!

250
00:17:02,939 --> 00:17:04,357
Quick! To the van!

251
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,443
Uh, Mr. J.

252
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:13,157
Okay. We'll tough it out here.

253
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,578
He called you his hobby?

254
00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:18,704
Yeah.

255
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,290
For two years,
he watched me like a bug in a jar.

256
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,751
Watched and laughed,
and threatened my family.

257
00:17:24,085 --> 00:17:26,003
I had no choice, Batman, really.

258
00:17:27,004 --> 00:17:29,257
(ALL GROANING AND COUGHING)

259
00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,262
The gas is wearing off.

260
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,596
Stay with the cops.

261
00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:50,736
(GRUNTS)

262
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:55,032
(YELLING)

263
00:18:00,621 --> 00:18:01,789
(GRUNTS)

264
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(METALLIC CLANGING)

265
00:18:08,838 --> 00:18:09,880
(GASPS)

266
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I know. You're thinking,

267
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,470
"What a shame."

268
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"A pure,
innocent little thing like her"

269
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:22,393
"led astray by bad companions."

270
00:18:25,479 --> 00:18:27,398
Right. Tell me another.

271
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:36,157
Oi! Beauty school is starting
to look pretty good about now.

272
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,537
(JOKER LAUGHING)

273
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,925
(JOKER LAUGHING)

274
00:18:57,261 --> 00:19:00,431
Ingenious, the way they
reconstructed this temple.

275
00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:02,308
Completely accurate,

276
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:05,227
right down to the
poison-tipped darts.

277
00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:09,649
(GASPS)

278
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:16,030
The drop-away floor is a nice
touch, too. Hah!

279
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(JOKER GRUNTS)

280
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,666
(SHUDDERS)

281
00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,211
Catch! (LAUGHING)

282
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,395
Hold it!

283
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:51,107
Oh, come on! (CHUCKLES)

284
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,775
I said, hold it!

285
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:54,819
(GRUNTS)

286
00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,242
You miserable little nobody!

287
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:05,538
If I get caught,
your wife and son are history!

288
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:08,374
You're not getting
caught, not this time.

289
00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:10,584
I found this blown
out of the van.

290
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,545
This is how it ends, Joker.

291
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:13,879
No big schemes,

292
00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:16,215
no grand fight to the
finish with the Dark Knight.

293
00:20:16,632 --> 00:20:18,718
Tomorrow,
all the papers will say,

294
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,971
"Is that the great Joker was
found blown to bits in an alley,"

295
00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,348
"alongside a miserable
little nobody?"

296
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,435
Kind of funny. Ironic, really.

297
00:20:27,685 --> 00:20:30,312
See, I can destroy a man's
dreams, too.

298
00:20:30,438 --> 00:20:33,482
And that's really the only
dream you've got, isn't it?

299
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:36,485
Look, Charlie.
You've had a busy day.

300
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,070
All this running around,

301
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:41,407
all this excitement with...
(SHOUTS) ...Batman!

302
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:44,160
Stop. You're crazy.

303
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,328
I had a good teacher. (LAUGHS)

304
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,581
Say good night, Gracie.

305
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:50,332
No!

306
00:20:50,416 --> 00:20:53,753
Batman! Batman!

307
00:20:55,755 --> 00:20:57,381
How long have you been there?

308
00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,341
Long enough.

309
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:01,010
Put it down, Charlie.

310
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,137
You know he'll
just escape again.

311
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,473
This is the only way
my family stays safe.

312
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,558
All right. You win.
Take it easy.

313
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:11,187
Here's everything on his blasted family.
Names, addresses, it's all there.

314
00:21:14,482 --> 00:21:17,026
You're no fun anymore, Charlie.

315
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:18,486
Hey, Joker.

316
00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,615
(GASPS, SCREAMS)

317
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,076
Huh?

318
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,293
Gotcha.

319
00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,212
(CHUCKLES)

320
00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,674
Oh. Very funny.
A million laughs.

321
00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:42,676
Go home, Mr. Collins.

322
00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,096
Home. I never thought
that could sound so good.

323
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,182
Wonder what Bonnie's
making for dinner.

324
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,244
Right now,
anything would taste great.

325
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:51,977
Even meatloaf.

326
00:21:57,066 --> 00:21:59,068
(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

327
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