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It's... Attested Development

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Michael was preparing his sister for her upcoming deposition

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in the case against their father.

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If they say "Did you know of any financial improprieties," you'll...

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Unbutton my shirt a bit and give him this look.

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Not really sure what you're going for there.

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Yeah, I'm sorry, I drank a lot last night.

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Yeah, why were you drinking?

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If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night,

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it's because I almost did.

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That's why.

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But Tobias had a low tolerance for alcohol.

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You look very...

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And so you just finished off the bottle?

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Well, I had to. It's vodka.

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It goes bad once it's opened.

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I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs.

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You know, like "I'll sacrifice anything for my children."

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Speaking of Mom...

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she really doesn't want me to do this deposition.

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Well, you have to, Lindsay. Sorry, you've been subpoenaed.

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I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either.

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I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part in

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The Prosecution.

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The prosecution called you?

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I assume it's a CBS procedural.

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Although they didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out

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a Vagina Monologue, or something else I know.

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And they did ask for old photos and documents

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so I went and got these out of the secret room.

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The prosecution is not a TV show.

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It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip.

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These guys will bend the law to enforce the law.

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Tell me that's not a CBS franchise.

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I'm serious, Tobias. Why else would they want all these documents?

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For set dressing, silly.

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Those Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed.

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Well, you're going to call them and tell them you're not interested.

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We all have to be careful, okay?

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The prosecution is going to be coming after all of us.

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Including me?

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Hmm? No. You don't have any secrets.

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Oh. Yeah, no, I...

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Um, hey, speaking of that, uh...

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it's actually her birthday soon, so I thought we could all do something for her.

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Whose birthday?

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Maeby's.

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I was changing the subject. We-- no, yeah, we weren't talking about Maeby.

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But she's been feeling kind of left out of the family lately

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and I thought maybe we could throw her a surprise party, you know.

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Actually, he'd already told her about it.

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Well, I just poured Mom into bed.

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Would it kill her to let some vodka go bad?

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Oh, no, vodka doesn't...

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You know, it's my birthday in a week and I bet you they don't even know.

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They forget every year.

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I should just move out.

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But they're planning a surprise party for you.

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They wouldn't forget your 16th birthday.

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Oh, my gosh. Our little girl's turning 14.

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16, actually.

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Well, I am off to buy the perfect present.

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Maybe she'd like a suit like this.

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That is her suit.

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They probably don't make it in a woman's though.

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They only make it in a woman's.

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Well, I'm off, my love.

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You see, sometimes shame can be fun.

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Shame?

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Secrets.

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You said "shame."

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He said "shame."

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How does he know about her?

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Didn't he say that Gob should be ashamed of himself?

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No, but give it a little while, somebody will.

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What's all that for?

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It's for my out of town act.

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Out of town?

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Gob, the prosecution is watching every move we make.

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Michael, I'm just going to Iraq.

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No, you're not.

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Yes, I am.

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No, you're not. Dad is up on treason charges for building homes in Iraq.

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It's a USO tour.

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- You're not going.
- Yes, I am.

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And I'm doing my whole Christian magic act

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that my relig-y girlfriend helped me work out.

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I dress up like Jesus, walk on water, which you've seen.

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And I do the wine into water...

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It's  "water into wine."

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Then I emptied out all your wine bottles and filled them with fake stuff for nothing.

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Great, how am I supposed to have sex with my husband now?

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Gob, we've got the depositions, okay?

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You're not going to Iraq.

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You're just jealous that I am the son that the father has asked

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to do his work in the Holy Land.

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So Dad is behind this.

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And he won't bump me up to business class.

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Later that day, Tobias met with the prosecutor, Wayne Jarvis.

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"A flower in my garden,

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a mystery in my panties."

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Again, this is not an audition for a CBS show.

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I was just looking for some feedback.

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It was a little contrived.

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Now, we think we can offer you a good deal

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if you provide evidence that puts George Bluth behind bars.

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Well, I'll tell you what else is contrived, the odds that

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I would turn on my family for somebody who are not only trying to hurt them,

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but who wouldn't know good acting if it marched through the door

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and gave them headshots and decorative soaps. 

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And as Tobias waited for the elevator, he noticed an interesting flier,

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promising the perfect gift for the daughter who didn't feel a part of the family.

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He took the bait.

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He's a classic scrapbooker.

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Right down to the woman's suit.

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And Michael went to confront his father about Gob's trip to Iraq.

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Everyone knows that you built homes for Saddam Hussein.

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Please tell me what's going on.

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For the millionth time, I was a patsy.

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I've  got to find a loophole to get out of this,

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but Buster took coma, and your mother took rehab.

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You're going to rehab again?

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I'm bringing Lindsay.

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I'm worried about her.

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Did you get the corkscrew?

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So there's going to be wine at the rehab, huh?

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Well, wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.

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How do you come up with these?

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So I guess I'll just meet with the prosecutor, ask for a postponement,

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but that means I'm going to have to go on the record about why you two aren't there.

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And if you make a liar out of me, we're gonna be in big trouble.

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This constant bickering is going to put me in a coma!

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Nice try, Dad.

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But Buster was finding his fake coma hard to sustain.

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It takes a lot of courage to endure what they put you through.

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Especially since your mother saw that website.

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Buster was not only providing medical students a live body to learn on...

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That's okay. Try again...

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No, that's a tendon. He'd be screaming right now.

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It's okay. try again.

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...he'd also served as a human canvas for aspiring beauticians...

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That's okay, you put too much collagen in there.

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No, no, try it again.

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...and a much needed set of teeth for a dental program

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designed to encourage at-risk youths.

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That's okay, Turf.

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No, try again.

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Oops, you've got your forearm right on his windpipe there, Dogbone.

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It really was amazing for their self-esteem.

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I did it.

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Even Buster was moved.

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But he endured it all for Adelaide.

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I love you, Buster.

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Oh, what I would give to hear you say you love me, too.

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Even if it meant you'd been faking this whole time.

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Speak to me.

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Say anything, my love.

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Anything?

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Faker!

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No, I wasn't faking my love for you.

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I just don't want to testify at my dad's trial.

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Well, you're a coward!

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No.

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Adelaide, how could you let this happen again?

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I wish you'd come to. Don't you care about me?

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Of course I care about you.

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Faker!

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Oh, how could I let this happen to me again?

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Take  a single step to show me your love, Gary.

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Faker!

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She was wrong on that one.

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It was love that made Gary take that step.

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Oh, whoever said vegetables were good for your heart.

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No, no, no. No, please.

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Of course, he hadn't used his legs in three weeks.

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And Michael met with Wayne Jarvis.

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I apologize for the rest of my family not being here.

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They wanted to testify, but they all have perfectly legal excuses.

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And I can assure you that no one is hiding.

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Michael, your mother and your sister are not in a rehab center.

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Where are they really?

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We don't know.

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But we do know that the two people who checked into Shady Pines

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under the names Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Funke are not your relatives.

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Also, for someone in a coma,

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 your brother Buster has made an impressive 15 phone calls

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to radio stations alternately requesting "I Will Survive" and...

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what was the other one?

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"She's Out Of My Life."

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"She's Out Of My Life."

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As for your brother Gob in the USO...

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Don't tell me he's not in Iraq.

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Oh, no, he's there.

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In fact, Michael, he's on the news right now.

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Are bees better at sniffing out drugs than dogs?

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I'm sure it's coming right up.

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They've been playing it all day.

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...and they deliver insulin right to my door.

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I'm sure it's right after this series of ads.

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It's like every time you turn on the TV.

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Why don't we just go on-line?

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Cool your Japanese jets.

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An insurgent in Iraq from Orange County, California?

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Why he's being held in jail, and why he won't be coming home any time soon.

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And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV.

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Michael had been called to sign his brother out of the hospital.

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Buster, you can stop pretending to be in a coma.

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We just heard your request on the way over.

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I'm not faking it, Michael.

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I really am this expressionless.

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My love thinks I'm a coward

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just because I was using precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.

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That does say "coward."

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Yeah.

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We've got bigger problems. Gob is locked in a prison in Iraq.

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What?

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So he's actually in an Iraqi prison?

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No, it's U.S.-run.

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God knows what they're doing to him.

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Mom and Lindsay are pretending to be in rehab.

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I can't get a hold of Dad. And I have to fly to Iraq myself to get Gob.

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Do you have to go by yourself? 

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Let me go with you.

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I was trained by Army.

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I speak the language.

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You speak Arabic?

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La-ach-ha-tem.

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What's that mean?

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No, I was just clearing my throat,

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but I think it actually does mean "laundry" but like, a child's laundry.

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We  don't really have a word for it.

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But this is exactly what I need to prove to my love

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that I'm a hero, not a coward.

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And I have my uniform here. Mother brought it for the photo shoot.

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But would you be back in time for Maeby's surprise party?

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Probably not.

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We'll do something when I get back, okay?

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Now why don't you go ahead and drive the staircar home

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and Buster and I'll leave from here.

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Well, be careful.

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Hey. Who's tougher than us?

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Close one.

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The depositions had been delayed,

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but the prosecution was about to get a Lord & Taylor bag full of evidence.

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We supply the glitter, the glue, the crepe paper

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and the ready-made template pages for you to decorate and fill out with...

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"My Favorite Birthday,"

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"Foreign Bank Statements,"

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and of course, "Shh! Family Secrets."

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The scrapbooking sting had helped the D.A. gather evidence

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against people as diverse as Ken Lay...

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 ...Oliver North

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but ironically not Martha Stewart.

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So dig up whatever you can

255
00:10:02,226 --> 00:10:06,011
and remember, photocopies are not admissible as memories.

256
00:10:06,126 --> 00:10:09,773
Uh, sir, I'm going to have to go or our old family storage unit in Reseda.

257
00:10:09,888 --> 00:10:10,690
No problem.

258
00:10:10,807 --> 00:10:13,042
We can arrange for a helicopter to take you there right now.

259
00:10:13,165 --> 00:10:17,020
Wow, this is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken.

260
00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:20,192
Meanwhile Lindsay and Lucille were at a spa in the desert

261
00:10:20,307 --> 00:10:23,281
avoiding both rehab and their depositions.

262
00:10:23,396 --> 00:10:26,710
Four saunas, three steam baths, Olympic sized pool

263
00:10:26,826 --> 00:10:29,333
and you're telling me there's no alcohol?

264
00:10:29,437 --> 00:10:32,221
What the hell are we supposed to do for two days.

265
00:10:32,326 --> 00:10:34,903
I could take the top off this grape juice and maybe by morning...

266
00:10:35,005 --> 00:10:36,971
Oh, for God's sake, Lindsay, grow up.

267
00:10:37,065 --> 00:10:38,592
You're 40 years old.

268
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:39,791
Thirty-five.

269
00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,610
Well, maybe this will be nice.

270
00:10:42,026 --> 00:10:45,853
We can talk... and connect a little.

271
00:10:48,496 --> 00:10:51,473
- I must have a Xanax.
- I'll go score some weed from the staff.

272
00:10:51,826 --> 00:10:54,503
And Michael and Buster checked out of the hospital.

273
00:10:54,595 --> 00:10:56,742
I can't believe they wouldn't even give me a wheelchair ride.

274
00:10:56,858 --> 00:10:59,850
We're going to be sitting on a plane for 18 hours to Iraq.

275
00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:01,851
Yeah, I should definitely get one for the airport.

276
00:11:02,097 --> 00:11:03,353
You're going to Iraq?

277
00:11:03,465 --> 00:11:05,792
Yes,  I'm going to save my brother.

278
00:11:05,887 --> 00:11:08,663
Oh, so you are brave after all.

279
00:11:08,835 --> 00:11:11,061
Fighting for your brother.

280
00:11:11,177 --> 00:11:13,892
Oh, Buster, you're such a ( bleep ).

281
00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:14,823
That means she likes you.

282
00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:15,423
Oh.

283
00:11:15,535 --> 00:11:16,701
It's more than like.

284
00:11:16,825 --> 00:11:19,002
I'd give anything to have you stay here.

285
00:11:19,148 --> 00:11:21,772
Well, then I will stay here. I was scared to go anyway.

286
00:11:22,218 --> 00:11:23,170
Faker!

287
00:11:23,288 --> 00:11:24,771
I knew you were no good!

288
00:11:24,907 --> 00:11:27,261
Than I shall go-- to forget you.

289
00:11:27,368 --> 00:11:29,041
Oh, Buster, don't go.

290
00:11:29,145 --> 00:11:30,240
I don't want to go.

291
00:11:30,497 --> 00:11:32,662
I'm going to save everybody a lot of trouble and say that we are going.

292
00:11:32,757 --> 00:11:33,981
He is going. Come on, here we go.

293
00:11:34,095 --> 00:11:38,771
When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you.

294
00:11:40,368 --> 00:11:42,073
They have figs over there, right?

295
00:11:42,238 --> 00:11:43,663
I'll wait for you.

296
00:11:44,187 --> 00:11:45,103
What's this?

297
00:11:45,245 --> 00:11:48,513
Cabdriver said he went into a coma as soon as they pulled up to the hospital.

298
00:11:48,638 --> 00:11:51,331
Oh, what a brave man.

299
00:11:51,505 --> 00:11:56,080
And soon the Bluth boys found themselves in a strange land.

300
00:12:03,046 --> 00:12:04,103
What did he say? Where are we?

301
00:12:04,206 --> 00:12:05,822
He said he's taking surface streets to LAX

302
00:12:05,917 --> 00:12:08,392
because the freeway's backed up all the way to Knott's Berry Farm.

303
00:12:08,506 --> 00:12:11,832
George Michael meanwhile got ahold of Maeby's address book

304
00:12:11,955 --> 00:12:15,553
to invite all of her friends to her Sweet 16.

305
00:12:15,665 --> 00:12:19,213
He did however, decide against some guests he found threatening.

306
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,550
I don't think Steve Holt has to come to this.

307
00:12:21,795 --> 00:12:24,502
And yet he did invite Mickey Rourke.

308
00:12:24,628 --> 00:12:27,433
And the guys finally did get to Iraq.

309
00:12:27,558 --> 00:12:30,030
But Buster's Arabic was a little rusty

310
00:12:30,135 --> 00:12:34,333
and instead of a cab he hired them the only rickshaw in Baghdad.

311
00:12:34,447 --> 00:12:36,743
So you ready for Operation Hot Brother?

312
00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:38,223
I'm not ready to call it that.

313
00:12:38,326 --> 00:12:42,831
And they arrived at the prison the Americans were training Iraqis to run.

314
00:12:43,207 --> 00:12:44,553
What did you forget?

315
00:12:45,047 --> 00:12:46,750
Walk them through the...? 

316
00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:47,510
The what?

317
00:12:47,598 --> 00:12:48,762
The metal detector.

318
00:12:48,876 --> 00:12:50,703
That's okay. Try again.

319
00:12:50,826 --> 00:12:52,030
My God, you came!

320
00:12:52,156 --> 00:12:53,031
Okay, okay.

321
00:12:53,135 --> 00:12:54,541
Oh, I missed you, Michael!

322
00:12:54,648 --> 00:12:55,773
All right.

323
00:12:56,388 --> 00:12:58,373
Or  should I say robot.

324
00:12:58,477 --> 00:12:59,610
What, 'cause I'm not crying?

325
00:12:59,717 --> 00:13:01,921
Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this, Michael,

326
00:13:02,005 --> 00:13:04,862
but there's such a thing as brotherly love.

327
00:13:05,167 --> 00:13:07,003
What's he doing here? I thought he was in a coma.

328
00:13:07,207 --> 00:13:09,030
I was trying to prove to this nurse that I'm brave.

329
00:13:09,138 --> 00:13:11,821
I need to get a picture of me with the insurgent. I can send it on my phone.

330
00:13:12,056 --> 00:13:13,852
Why were you arrested by the Americans?

331
00:13:13,948 --> 00:13:15,933
I was just doing a little off-mission street magic.

332
00:13:16,028 --> 00:13:17,201
Trying to make a few dinars.

333
00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:24,983
And that is why Jesus was often referred to as the King of Kings.

334
00:13:25,365 --> 00:13:26,240
Queens.

335
00:13:26,368 --> 00:13:27,771
The King of Queens.

336
00:13:27,955 --> 00:13:32,063
And now I would like to behold one of the late great Jesus' biggest illusions,

337
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,670
The Burning Bush.

338
00:13:33,838 --> 00:13:38,440
Burn Bush, burn Bush, burn Bush, burn Bush...

339
00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:41,280
But soon the security forces arrived to suppress

340
00:13:41,385 --> 00:13:44,953
what now appeared to be an anti-American demonstration.

341
00:13:45,056 --> 00:13:46,963
Burn Bush, burn Bush...

342
00:13:47,045 --> 00:13:49,172
That's okay, use your foot.

343
00:13:49,276 --> 00:13:50,442
The thigh bruises.

344
00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:51,281
What doesn't?

345
00:13:51,375 --> 00:13:52,173
Try again.

346
00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:53,901
So you weren't doing anything for Dad?

347
00:13:54,006 --> 00:13:56,900
Well, Dad... I mean, he had said if I happened to be in the neighborhood

348
00:13:56,975 --> 00:13:59,991
of Sadr City or Momoon would I mind torching a couple model homes.

349
00:14:00,086 --> 00:14:02,993
But you know, Dad's just trying to keep information out of the hands of the Iraqis.

350
00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:05,023
I have a feeling he was trying to keep information

351
00:14:05,125 --> 00:14:06,720
out of the hands of the federal marshals.

352
00:14:06,825 --> 00:14:09,031
I'm going to go collect my things and say my good-byes.

353
00:14:09,135 --> 00:14:10,022
You guys check me out of here.

354
00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:13,142
Gob, you're an enemy combatant. It's not going to be that easy.

355
00:14:13,238 --> 00:14:17,851
I mean, I'll talk to them, but you might want to prepare for a long stay.

356
00:14:24,186 --> 00:14:26,183
Oh, shoot, I forgot to say good-bye to Yusef.

357
00:14:26,278 --> 00:14:28,481
That was a lot easier than I expected.

358
00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:29,912
Almost too easy.

359
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,632
Hey, why aren't we going to the airport?

360
00:14:31,748 --> 00:14:34,080
Well, I want to go check out this house Dad asked you to burn down.

361
00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:36,340
See what he's hiding. I think that's it, sir.

362
00:14:38,907 --> 00:14:40,331
Buster, this guy speaks English.

363
00:14:40,418 --> 00:14:42,263
Oh, no. I swallowed a moth.

364
00:14:42,366 --> 00:14:43,800
I'm sorry it took so long,

365
00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:47,411
but the Cheney Expressway was backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive.

366
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:51,491
Let's see what all the mystery is about, huh?

367
00:14:51,606 --> 00:14:56,513
And that's when Michael found someone the U.S. government had been able to depose.

368
00:14:56,598 --> 00:14:57,682
Hello.

369
00:14:58,995 --> 00:15:00,903
Take my picture! Take my picture!

370
00:15:03,858 --> 00:15:07,222
Michael was in Iraq when he came across a familiar face.

371
00:15:07,348 --> 00:15:08,811
Are you, uh...?

372
00:15:08,915 --> 00:15:10,481
Saddam Hussein.

373
00:15:11,107 --> 00:15:12,753
Look-alike.

374
00:15:13,317 --> 00:15:14,291
Who are you?

375
00:15:14,425 --> 00:15:18,221
I'm Michael Bluth. These are my brothers, Buster and Gob Bluth.

376
00:15:18,326 --> 00:15:21,110
Bluth? Is he here to fix the air-conditioning?

377
00:15:21,216 --> 00:15:23,753
Are you both Saddam Hussein look-alikes?

378
00:15:23,855 --> 00:15:26,351
Hardly. Invite them in.

379
00:15:26,476 --> 00:15:29,463
I am behaving like an Uday look-alike.

380
00:15:29,566 --> 00:15:31,312
Come on in. Come on in, guys.

381
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:34,570
I'd always heard that there were Saddam Hussein look-alikes.

382
00:15:34,675 --> 00:15:37,461
I guess I'm just a little surprised to see you all living here

383
00:15:37,577 --> 00:15:40,410
in one house that looks so similar to ours.

384
00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:42,702
Scar on that one dude's forehead's got to be a problem.

385
00:15:42,796 --> 00:15:45,621
That's Achmed. Never stops watching the trial.

386
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:48,051
We are all following it pretty closely.

387
00:15:48,167 --> 00:15:50,432
I understand. They put this guy away you guys are out of a job, huh?

388
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:53,880
Yes, and we wanted to keep the house for just one more season.

389
00:15:54,006 --> 00:15:55,830
I have a baby on the way.

390
00:15:55,958 --> 00:15:57,852
I do a better Saddam than this guy.

391
00:15:57,965 --> 00:15:59,440
My Saddam would show his teeth.

392
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,412
Yes, to chew the scenery.

393
00:16:01,538 --> 00:16:03,911
And so Michael decided the least he could do

394
00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:05,971
was take a look at the air-conditioning.

395
00:16:06,087 --> 00:16:08,260
But before he did, he decided to see

396
00:16:08,356 --> 00:16:12,200
if there was a secret room in this model home as well.

397
00:16:12,857 --> 00:16:16,423
And that's when Michael discovered the bombshell.

398
00:16:17,547 --> 00:16:18,312
Buster!

399
00:16:18,426 --> 00:16:20,773
And back at the American model home,

400
00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:24,063
none of the invitees had shown up for Maeby's party.

401
00:16:24,166 --> 00:16:25,690
Surprise.

402
00:16:25,805 --> 00:16:26,960
Yeah, that's what I figured.

403
00:16:27,087 --> 00:16:30,783
So, did you send one of these to everyone in my address book?

404
00:16:30,878 --> 00:16:32,320
Yeah. I'm really sorry they didn't come.

405
00:16:32,427 --> 00:16:33,191
I don't know what happened.

406
00:16:33,285 --> 00:16:33,831
I do.

407
00:16:33,946 --> 00:16:35,522
They found out I was 16.

408
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,670
And a lot of us just didn't want to drive down to Orange County.

409
00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:39,511
What are you talking about?

410
00:16:39,638 --> 00:16:41,671
This cost me my job, George Michael.

411
00:16:41,786 --> 00:16:43,532
I was a studio executive.

412
00:16:43,635 --> 00:16:44,870
I made movies.

413
00:16:44,985 --> 00:16:47,030
Well, is that why you've been so stressed out all the time?

414
00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:48,232
Have I been?

415
00:16:48,348 --> 00:16:49,611
You know what, I'm a kid.

416
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,192
I'm going to start acting like one.

417
00:16:51,296 --> 00:16:52,293
What, you're going to drink?

418
00:16:52,396 --> 00:16:53,822
Do you want to join me?

419
00:16:54,076 --> 00:16:56,070
Well, I guess if you can run a studio.

420
00:16:56,176 --> 00:17:00,032
But they didn't know it was the fake wine from Gob's magic show.

421
00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:00,641
It's good.

422
00:17:00,756 --> 00:17:02,390
And back in Iraq...

423
00:17:02,507 --> 00:17:03,231
What is this?

424
00:17:03,346 --> 00:17:05,380
Looks like a mid-range nuclear warhead.

425
00:17:05,508 --> 00:17:09,162
Has a range capacity of 4,000 to 5,000 nautical miles.

426
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:11,850
You've got a pretty sophisticated knowledge of this technology.

427
00:17:11,955 --> 00:17:14,492
My God, it makes me want to have an ice-cream cone.

428
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:15,932
Doesn't this make you want to have an ice-cream cone?

429
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:16,942
It does make me want to have an ice-cream cone.

430
00:17:17,056 --> 00:17:20,131
You'll have plenty of time for ice cream in prison.

431
00:17:20,236 --> 00:17:22,340
Ice cream sandwiches.

432
00:17:22,445 --> 00:17:23,762
CIA undercover.

433
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,330
CIA, of course. This explains why it was so easy to get you out of prison.

434
00:17:27,437 --> 00:17:31,690
I knew that if he got out he would lead us right to whatever your dad was hiding.

435
00:17:31,798 --> 00:17:34,592
They'd even created opportunities for this to happen.

436
00:17:34,696 --> 00:17:36,390
Get in the cell, stupid.

437
00:17:36,545 --> 00:17:39,951
You... you... you're the one who didn't even shut the door.

438
00:17:40,705 --> 00:17:41,702
Come on!

439
00:17:41,826 --> 00:17:44,551
Yeah, you guys can run this place without us.

440
00:17:44,696 --> 00:17:48,100
As soon as you stop dropping your keys.

441
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:49,321
Come on!

442
00:17:49,427 --> 00:17:52,601
They'd even staged something called an honor marathon

443
00:17:52,707 --> 00:17:55,200
they thought he was sure to take advantage of.

444
00:17:55,337 --> 00:17:55,842
Come on.

445
00:17:55,955 --> 00:17:58,821
We've been looking for WMD's for years.

446
00:17:58,927 --> 00:18:00,503
WMD's?

447
00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:03,801
This thing is as fake as Achmed's mustache.

448
00:18:03,868 --> 00:18:04,392
See?

449
00:18:04,496 --> 00:18:06,160
Yeah, look, it's a Homefill.

450
00:18:06,265 --> 00:18:09,632
It's the company that makes the fake stuff we fill the model homes with.

451
00:18:09,968 --> 00:18:11,022
What the hell?

452
00:18:11,136 --> 00:18:12,731
What is that, a recording device?

453
00:18:12,847 --> 00:18:13,833
This is our stuff.

454
00:18:13,946 --> 00:18:15,600
Okay, I got to call this in.

455
00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:17,483
Buster, please.

456
00:18:17,588 --> 00:18:18,522
Baker.

457
00:18:19,208 --> 00:18:21,050
No, it doesn't sound like CIA East.

458
00:18:21,158 --> 00:18:22,762
I'll check with CIA West.

459
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,122
Did we bug a house in Mamoon?

460
00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,593
Yeah. We got some guy named George Bluth

461
00:18:28,696 --> 00:18:30,930
to build houses down there so we could wire them.

462
00:18:31,738 --> 00:18:33,532
Look, I'm Uncle Buster.

463
00:18:34,618 --> 00:18:36,710
I'm sorry no one from the family came.

464
00:18:36,818 --> 00:18:39,032
Sometimes I wish I wasn't even part of the family.

465
00:18:39,125 --> 00:18:42,173
No, don't... no... I've never wanted to say this...

466
00:18:42,318 --> 00:18:45,951
but you might not even be related to us.

467
00:18:46,007 --> 00:18:46,733
No.

468
00:18:46,855 --> 00:18:48,103
'Cause Gangee once said to me,

469
00:18:48,226 --> 00:18:50,591
your mom might not have ever even been pregnant with you.

470
00:18:50,698 --> 00:18:53,132
Okay, now you're just saying that to make me feel better.

471
00:18:53,248 --> 00:18:56,212
No, I'm... I wouldn't.

472
00:18:56,838 --> 00:18:58,372
Everyone still loves you.

473
00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:00,910
Some more than others.

474
00:19:01,027 --> 00:19:03,213
And perhaps it was the fake wine,

475
00:19:03,325 --> 00:19:07,482
but that was the night George Michael and Maeby went to second base.

476
00:19:09,786 --> 00:19:12,342
So my dad was a patsy?

477
00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:16,331
We call them "unintentional operations victims," but yes.

478
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,962
We ran the whole operation through a British building company.

479
00:19:19,077 --> 00:19:20,491
And they contacted my dad for the plans.

480
00:19:20,606 --> 00:19:23,191
I can't believe it-- after all of that he wasn't lying.

481
00:19:23,315 --> 00:19:26,772
Look, we feel terrible because this is really our mistake.

482
00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:30,070
But I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you guys out.

483
00:19:30,187 --> 00:19:31,171
Take us out?

484
00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:31,773
Where?

485
00:19:31,895 --> 00:19:33,463
I could really go for some Italian.

486
00:19:33,575 --> 00:19:35,361
There is an Olive Garden in Mamoon.

487
00:19:35,477 --> 00:19:37,512
I think he means to shoot you in the head.

488
00:19:37,647 --> 00:19:41,071
But please, at least let him look at the air-conditioning.

489
00:19:41,187 --> 00:19:44,311
Sir, if you're worried about us talking, we will not say a word.

490
00:19:44,435 --> 00:19:47,243
Well, don't be mad, but I have been sending the pictures from my cell phone to my friend.

491
00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:49,743
He doesn't not know what he's saying...

492
00:19:50,726 --> 00:19:51,873
You have?

493
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:56,772
Well, who knows who she sent them to?

494
00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:01,661
Yeah. Yeah, I get it.

495
00:20:03,038 --> 00:20:05,142
Looks like you are a hero, Buster.

496
00:20:05,366 --> 00:20:06,782
We both are.

497
00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:07,560
Well...

498
00:20:07,677 --> 00:20:09,293
Okay, looks like you got us.

499
00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,822
What can the U.S. government do for you?

500
00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:14,902
We're going to need some business class tickets home.

501
00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:18,781
And direct flights. None of this stopping in Phoenix bull ( bleep ).

502
00:20:18,895 --> 00:20:21,161
And more importantly, maybe we can drop

503
00:20:21,258 --> 00:20:23,311
some of these treason charges against my father.

504
00:20:23,436 --> 00:20:27,472
And I do believe there was some mention of some ice cream.

505
00:20:27,606 --> 00:20:31,132
And so, with Operation Hot Brother a success,

506
00:20:31,238 --> 00:20:33,540
Our American heroes left Iraq.

507
00:20:33,656 --> 00:20:35,740
Take Condoleezza Rice Lane.

508
00:20:35,866 --> 00:20:37,141
It's quicker.

509
00:20:37,226 --> 00:20:38,431
Mission accomplished.

510
00:20:40,238 --> 00:20:42,430
On the next... Arrested Development

511
00:20:42,757 --> 00:20:46,581
Tobias gives his daughter the gift he'd stayed up all night making.

512
00:20:46,698 --> 00:20:49,002
And here's a picture of your mother pregnant.

513
00:20:49,108 --> 00:20:52,083
And here's a whole series of your head starting to crown.

514
00:20:52,207 --> 00:20:55,613
Look at you-- so full of wonder and shock.

515
00:20:55,728 --> 00:20:57,013
You still do it.

516
00:20:57,148 --> 00:20:58,603
And so does he!

517
00:20:59,156 --> 00:21:01,550
Boy, you guys really are related.

518
00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:04,891
And Michael and Gob make an interesting discovery.

519
00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,493
You've got the wrong guy.

520
00:21:06,595 --> 00:21:08,772
The real Saddam has a scar on his head.

521
00:21:09,495 --> 00:21:10,801
I'm "No scar."

522
00:21:11,196 --> 00:21:12,400
I'm "No scar."

523
00:21:12,565 --> 00:21:13,571
Dot com.

524
00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:14,603
Transcript: Raceman - Synchro: Amariss
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