1 00:00:05,126 --> 00:00:06,922 Oh, it's that thing again. 2 00:00:07,148 --> 00:00:08,826 I have a name. 3 00:00:10,341 --> 00:00:12,858 Football, I thought they canceled that in January. 4 00:00:12,963 --> 00:00:14,670 Well, guess they brought it back. 5 00:00:15,411 --> 00:00:17,859 I still don't see the point. What's it all about? 6 00:00:17,860 --> 00:00:20,660 Well from what I understand, they try to kill whoever has the ball. 7 00:00:23,163 --> 00:00:26,719 Those two guys in the middle seem awfully... intimate. 8 00:00:28,102 --> 00:00:30,808 Yeah, they've been going at it the whole game. 9 00:00:32,025 --> 00:00:34,295 Yeah, they should just get a room. 10 00:00:34,998 --> 00:00:35,946 Is there any upside? 11 00:00:35,947 --> 00:00:38,605 Well, if you make it down to the big poles, you get to dance. 12 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:39,591 Dance? 13 00:00:40,552 --> 00:00:44,285 And if you're really good, you win a trip to some fruitbowl. 14 00:00:44,696 --> 00:00:46,915 But only the best dancers make it. 15 00:00:47,499 --> 00:00:49,390 See ya. - Whoa. Where are you going? 16 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:52,496 I have Glee club practice. - Glee club? 17 00:00:53,123 --> 00:00:54,074 Yeah. 18 00:00:54,075 --> 00:00:55,971 Oh I see, you've changed your mission. 19 00:00:56,006 --> 00:00:58,832 Now you're researching what it's like to be a girl. 20 00:00:59,058 --> 00:01:01,935 For your information, Glee club is not just for girls. 21 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,877 Yeah, it's also for Geeks and Nancy boys. 22 00:01:05,895 --> 00:01:06,972 Hey! 23 00:01:06,973 --> 00:01:09,393 Oh, he's dancing. 24 00:01:12,915 --> 00:01:14,990 Hey! - This is obviously a waste of time. 25 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:17,919 Go do something with one of your girlfriends. That's an order. 26 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:18,964 Fine! 27 00:01:21,414 --> 00:01:22,503 Wait a minute. 28 00:01:23,244 --> 00:01:25,214 I don't have any girlfriends. 29 00:01:26,117 --> 00:01:27,584 You and me, sister. 30 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,291 You and me. 31 00:02:15,914 --> 00:02:17,309 They are so good. 32 00:02:17,310 --> 00:02:18,310 They ought to be. 33 00:02:18,311 --> 00:02:19,604 They've been playing the same damn song 34 00:02:19,605 --> 00:02:21,936 for the past six hours. 35 00:02:21,937 --> 00:02:24,272 They're a marching band. Why don't they march? 36 00:02:24,770 --> 00:02:26,758 Preferably into the ocean. 37 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:29,549 Oh come on Dick, don't tell me you're not excited 38 00:02:29,584 --> 00:02:31,179 about the homecoming weekend. 39 00:02:32,355 --> 00:02:34,064 You know, between the Pendleton badgers 40 00:02:34,065 --> 00:02:35,855 and Ohio western mustangs. 41 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:38,790 Oh, it's football. 42 00:02:39,003 --> 00:02:41,862 Everywhere I turn, it's football, football, 43 00:02:41,863 --> 00:02:44,014 big, fat shmutball. 44 00:02:46,150 --> 00:02:49,111 Well, forgive me, Mr. Intellectual. 45 00:02:49,112 --> 00:02:51,805 God forbid you should come down from your ivory tower 46 00:02:51,806 --> 00:02:52,941 for four quarters. 47 00:02:52,942 --> 00:02:55,925 Four quarters? I don't care what you pay me, I'm not going. 48 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:58,549 It's bad enough 49 00:02:58,584 --> 00:03:00,898 there was a giant papier maché rodent 50 00:03:00,899 --> 00:03:03,390 blocking my parking spot this morning. 51 00:03:03,844 --> 00:03:05,831 You mean Pendleton J. Badger. 52 00:03:07,622 --> 00:03:08,895 What does the "j" stand for? 53 00:03:09,916 --> 00:03:10,802 Nothing. 54 00:03:10,837 --> 00:03:12,188 Nothing starts with "N". 55 00:03:12,739 --> 00:03:14,207 It's just a kooky initial. 56 00:03:14,208 --> 00:03:15,457 "Q" is kookier. 57 00:03:15,458 --> 00:03:17,598 Why isn't it Pendleton Q. Badger? 58 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:19,926 I don't know. Why don't you ask him? 59 00:03:19,927 --> 00:03:23,049 Anyway, I got us great seats. 60 00:03:23,050 --> 00:03:25,174 It's not just a sporting event. 61 00:03:25,175 --> 00:03:27,626 It's a long-standing tradition.. 62 00:03:27,627 --> 00:03:30,162 Pendleton versus Ohio western. 63 00:03:30,163 --> 00:03:32,379 You know, if you really want to defeat them, 64 00:03:32,380 --> 00:03:35,306 the secret is right in front of you.. the giant badger. 65 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,472 It's a Trojan float. 66 00:03:38,824 --> 00:03:42,484 Load our team in. We push it up to their school walls. 67 00:03:42,485 --> 00:03:44,079 And they say, "look. A friendly giant badger. 68 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,071 Let's bring it inside." 69 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:48,816 Later, that night, they fall asleep, 70 00:03:48,817 --> 00:03:50,609 and "Whammo"! 71 00:03:50,610 --> 00:03:51,630 It could work. 72 00:03:53,304 --> 00:03:54,991 It's not very sportsmanlike. 73 00:03:55,135 --> 00:03:57,283 Well, I'll admit it doesn't involve any dancing 74 00:03:57,284 --> 00:04:00,475 or homoerotic butt-Slapping. 75 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:05,714 Although, you never know what goes on inside a giant badger. 76 00:04:07,124 --> 00:04:08,745 "Bali hai" 77 00:04:08,746 --> 00:04:11,117 "may call you" 78 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,382 "any night" 79 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:15,430 "any day" 80 00:04:15,431 --> 00:04:17,764 "here am I" 81 00:04:17,765 --> 00:04:20,220 "your special island" 82 00:04:20,621 --> 00:04:22,885 "come away" 83 00:04:22,886 --> 00:04:25,722 "come away" 84 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:26,723 "Bali hai" 85 00:04:28,714 --> 00:04:30,488 That was really, um... 86 00:04:31,227 --> 00:04:32,304 better. 87 00:04:33,823 --> 00:04:35,357 Everyone take a seat. 88 00:04:36,558 --> 00:04:39,033 You know, you mustn't be afraid to sing 89 00:04:39,034 --> 00:04:42,622 from your heart, from your mind, from your body. 90 00:04:42,623 --> 00:04:45,466 Music is the sound your soul makes. 91 00:04:45,667 --> 00:04:46,994 Try it like this. 92 00:04:49,907 --> 00:04:54,383 "You'll hear me call you" 93 00:04:54,384 --> 00:04:58,276 "singing through the sunshine" 94 00:04:58,277 --> 00:05:05,107 "sweet and clear as can be" 95 00:05:05,287 --> 00:05:08,249 "here am I" 96 00:05:08,250 --> 00:05:11,222 "come to me" 97 00:05:11,223 --> 00:05:14,918 "here am I, come to me" 98 00:05:14,953 --> 00:05:18,153 "here am I come to me" 99 00:05:18,154 --> 00:05:21,712 "Bali hai" 100 00:05:26,103 --> 00:05:29,261 Okay, now who would like to stand up and try it like that? 101 00:05:30,382 --> 00:05:31,459 Tommy. 102 00:05:44,116 --> 00:05:45,040 Nina, how's it going? 103 00:05:45,041 --> 00:05:46,151 Well I'm kind of busy.. 104 00:05:46,186 --> 00:05:47,541 Great..um..Listen, um... 105 00:05:48,278 --> 00:05:50,711 we're friends, aren't we? - Yeah, sure. 106 00:05:50,712 --> 00:05:53,768 Good, 'cause I've decided we're best friends. You got a problem with that? 107 00:05:55,385 --> 00:05:58,366 Uh... no. - Thanks, Nina. 108 00:05:58,367 --> 00:06:01,767 I finally have a girlfriend. You're my first one. 109 00:06:01,899 --> 00:06:04,031 Oh, Sally, I am? 110 00:06:04,032 --> 00:06:06,099 Why? Is that weird? - Oh, no. 111 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,397 No, no. it's tough making friends with women. 112 00:06:08,398 --> 00:06:10,922 You're telling me. I can barely stand myself. 113 00:06:11,223 --> 00:06:14,270 So, uh... what do you want to do now, girlfriend? 114 00:06:14,271 --> 00:06:17,396 You want to go shopping or talk about cramps? 115 00:06:18,147 --> 00:06:19,779 Shopping. - Ok 116 00:06:21,275 --> 00:06:24,119 And, for Monday, I want you to read and outline 117 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:26,398 chapters eight through 24. 118 00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:28,464 Except for chapter 12 119 00:06:28,465 --> 00:06:31,757 which you will refute in a 10- page treatise with illustrations. 120 00:06:31,758 --> 00:06:33,295 Oh, come on. 121 00:06:33,296 --> 00:06:36,720 Dr. Solomon, it's homecoming weekend. - Yeah, the big game. 122 00:06:36,721 --> 00:06:39,162 Oh, yes, I forgot. 123 00:06:39,163 --> 00:06:42,295 God forbid that your intellectual development should get in the way of 124 00:06:42,330 --> 00:06:43,941 "the Big Game". 125 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:47,166 What could be more important than "the Big Game"? 126 00:06:47,201 --> 00:06:49,676 The fate of mankind rests on the outcome of 127 00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,796 "the Big Game". 128 00:06:51,797 --> 00:06:53,614 Is he being sarcastic? 129 00:06:54,949 --> 00:06:56,454 Oh, and I've got news for you. 130 00:06:56,455 --> 00:07:00,071 The "j" in Pendleton J. Badger, it's meaningless. 131 00:07:02,526 --> 00:07:05,572 Dr. Solomon, you've insulted my intelligence, 132 00:07:05,573 --> 00:07:07,410 my religion, and my family, 133 00:07:07,960 --> 00:07:09,200 and that's okay. 134 00:07:09,201 --> 00:07:12,063 But there's one thing you cannot insult, and that's the badgers 135 00:07:12,064 --> 00:07:15,190 because there's something you don't even know about a badger, man. 136 00:07:15,191 --> 00:07:18,077 When they dig holes, they do it for a reason. 137 00:07:18,078 --> 00:07:21,230 And their teeth, they're really sharp when they're very young. 138 00:07:21,231 --> 00:07:24,959 So I'm going to that game, and I don't care if you fail me for it. 139 00:07:30,012 --> 00:07:31,564 But you're already failing. 140 00:07:33,258 --> 00:07:35,807 Okay, as long as we see eye to eye, then. 141 00:07:36,573 --> 00:07:38,492 I just don't see why you care so much about 142 00:07:38,527 --> 00:07:40,582 a team that has no chance of winning. 143 00:07:42,064 --> 00:07:45,450 Why are you so passionate about a lost cause? 144 00:07:45,451 --> 00:07:47,454 Ohio western's record is 6-1. 145 00:07:47,455 --> 00:07:49,785 They're going to win, why don't you root for them? 146 00:07:49,852 --> 00:07:51,927 But we go to Pendleton, we're the badgers, 147 00:07:51,928 --> 00:07:54,658 and the badgers are us, we're us, not them, they're them. 148 00:07:54,659 --> 00:07:56,443 We're us with the.. 149 00:07:58,431 --> 00:07:59,055 don't you get it? 150 00:07:59,056 --> 00:08:02,438 No, why didn't you just go to western? 151 00:08:03,572 --> 00:08:06,395 Because we... choked on our S.A.T.s. 152 00:08:10,663 --> 00:08:12,481 That skirt was really cute, wasn't it? - Yeah. 153 00:08:12,482 --> 00:08:14,847 And there were those shoes that looked so great on you. 154 00:08:14,848 --> 00:08:17,687 Thank you. So, this is where you live. 155 00:08:17,688 --> 00:08:20,722 Oh, Nina, I'm glad you're here, get me some coffee. 156 00:08:23,946 --> 00:08:26,150 We're not at the office, I'm here with Sally. 157 00:08:26,151 --> 00:08:28,874 Yeah, that's right, she's my friend, my best friend. 158 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:30,909 If she's going to get anybody coffee, it's going to be me. 159 00:08:32,836 --> 00:08:34,608 We'll see about that. Nina, 160 00:08:34,609 --> 00:08:37,136 who are you going to get coffee for? Sally or me? 161 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:42,381 Okay, I have to go home and feed my cat. 162 00:08:42,382 --> 00:08:45,083 I didn't know you had a cat. - I'm going to go buy one. 163 00:08:45,533 --> 00:08:48,347 I'll call you in 10 minutes. - Okay. 164 00:08:48,348 --> 00:08:50,334 According to the "Daily Badgerian", 165 00:08:50,335 --> 00:08:52,614 over 45,000 alumni 166 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:54,776 will return to Pendleton for the homecoming game. 167 00:08:55,369 --> 00:08:56,596 You'd think that after four years 168 00:08:56,597 --> 00:08:58,872 they'd want to put the experience behind them. 169 00:08:59,062 --> 00:09:01,132 All I know is, my friend Nina and I are going together. 170 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:02,272 We bought new outfits. 171 00:09:02,273 --> 00:09:04,008 I think I'm going to go, too. 172 00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:05,009 Really? 173 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:08,431 It's not that I'm being sucked in, it's purely scientific. 174 00:09:08,432 --> 00:09:10,294 And who knows? Pendleton might win. 175 00:09:10,295 --> 00:09:12,314 That would be Da Bomb. 176 00:09:16,154 --> 00:09:18,053 You heard me. Da Bomb! 177 00:09:21,332 --> 00:09:23,462 Dick, can I talk to you for a second? - What is it? 178 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:26,731 I met this woman that I really like, and I think she likes me, 179 00:09:26,732 --> 00:09:28,442 but she's a little older.. 180 00:09:28,952 --> 00:09:30,782 31. 181 00:09:30,783 --> 00:09:32,906 But Tommy, do you really think a woman of that age would be 182 00:09:32,941 --> 00:09:33,770 interested in you? 183 00:09:33,771 --> 00:09:36,503 Sure. - Wow! Good job. 184 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,196 What's your first move? 185 00:09:39,197 --> 00:09:41,232 I don't know, I want to take her someplace special, but.. 186 00:09:41,233 --> 00:09:43,503 Excuse me. What about August? 187 00:09:43,504 --> 00:09:45,452 She'll understand. She's a good kid. 188 00:09:46,387 --> 00:09:48,327 You know, there's a word for what you're doing here. 189 00:09:48,328 --> 00:09:50,996 Oh, right. It's called trading up. 190 00:09:54,036 --> 00:09:55,942 Guys, guess what. I went to the stadium 191 00:09:55,943 --> 00:09:58,113 to see if I could get a job as a vendor for the game. 192 00:09:58,114 --> 00:09:59,215 Did you get it? 193 00:09:59,216 --> 00:10:02,842 No. I didn't have enough experience to sell hot dogs. 194 00:10:04,138 --> 00:10:06,155 So they hired me as a security guard. 195 00:10:16,569 --> 00:10:19,148 hi. - hi, Tommy. 196 00:10:19,321 --> 00:10:20,527 Sunny d? 197 00:10:23,265 --> 00:10:24,373 Thank you. 198 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:26,432 You know, Tommy, you may think I haven't noticed, 199 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:28,396 but I really think you're making a lot of progress. 200 00:10:29,096 --> 00:10:30,244 I'm trying. 201 00:10:31,622 --> 00:10:34,470 I know you are, and it'll pay off, trust me. 202 00:10:36,832 --> 00:10:38,263 I'm counting on it. 203 00:10:39,629 --> 00:10:42,033 Oh Miss, Miss Frost, I got you something else. 204 00:10:42,068 --> 00:10:44,185 It's a ticket to the homecoming Pendleton game. 205 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:47,149 The Mustangs-badger game? - Yeah. 206 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,165 That's very sweet, but I couldn't accept a gift. 207 00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:53,210 Oh no, but my dad, he gets them for free. 208 00:10:53,211 --> 00:10:54,726 He works at the university. 209 00:10:54,727 --> 00:10:57,185 They pay him squat, so they give him perks. 210 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:01,600 Well, thank you, Tommy. 211 00:11:08,264 --> 00:11:09,732 Man on first. 212 00:11:14,344 --> 00:11:15,848 Hey, buy us a couple of beers? 213 00:11:16,352 --> 00:11:17,302 Sure. 214 00:11:17,959 --> 00:11:20,339 So, you girls going to the big game? 215 00:11:20,340 --> 00:11:22,159 We don't want to talk to you. We're just broke. 216 00:11:24,925 --> 00:11:28,138 This is so strange. I feel this gnawing in my stomach. 217 00:11:28,139 --> 00:11:31,638 I told you, this is not the place for oysters Rockefeller. 218 00:11:31,639 --> 00:11:34,075 No, it feels more like tension. 219 00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:36,730 I'm not sure, but I think I might actually be nervous about the game. 220 00:11:36,802 --> 00:11:39,440 Nervous? There's nothing to be nervous about 221 00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:41,840 because the badgers are going to win! 222 00:11:41,841 --> 00:11:45,611 Badgers beat the Mustangs? In your dreams! 223 00:11:47,201 --> 00:11:48,646 Go ahead, laugh now 224 00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:50,034 'cause you're going to be crying tomorrow. 225 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:51,000 Oh I don't think so, 226 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,553 we're going to beat you a million to one! 227 00:11:52,554 --> 00:11:54,487 Oh, yeah, right, right, 228 00:11:54,488 --> 00:11:57,654 you're going to score 2,380 touchdowns a minute. 229 00:11:58,894 --> 00:12:00,694 You're not going to score anything. 230 00:12:00,695 --> 00:12:03,683 These aren't the same badgers you pushed around last year. 231 00:12:03,684 --> 00:12:04,820 Oh, really? 232 00:12:04,821 --> 00:12:06,984 Yeah. We've got a bunch of fifth year seniors, 233 00:12:06,985 --> 00:12:09,026 and they bulked up like crazy. 234 00:12:09,027 --> 00:12:09,958 ooh! 235 00:12:09,959 --> 00:12:12,043 Yeah! and they've got heart. 236 00:12:12,044 --> 00:12:13,563 Yeah, one each. 237 00:12:13,564 --> 00:12:16,915 Yeah. - Yeah? Well, I got bad news for you, lady. 238 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:20,479 She's no lady, she's a badger. Show them your teeth Mary. 239 00:12:21,792 --> 00:12:24,231 Oh, yeah? Well, you're going down. 240 00:12:24,232 --> 00:12:25,388 And you know why? - Why? 241 00:12:25,389 --> 00:12:26,693 Because badgers suck. 242 00:12:26,694 --> 00:12:28,822 Badgers don't suck, they bite! 243 00:12:28,823 --> 00:12:30,743 You guys are nuts. 244 00:12:30,744 --> 00:12:32,963 Nuts like a Badger! - Yeah! 245 00:12:40,478 --> 00:12:42,267 Hurry! Hurry! 246 00:12:43,113 --> 00:12:43,948 Hurry! 247 00:12:45,104 --> 00:12:45,978 What? What? 248 00:12:46,079 --> 00:12:48,302 The western team bus is just pulling up! 249 00:12:48,610 --> 00:12:50,586 Oh, my god. 250 00:12:55,890 --> 00:12:57,766 This glass is cold. 251 00:13:08,113 --> 00:13:09,155 All right... 252 00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:13,552 let's just drop the axe there, little buddy. 253 00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,651 I said drop it! 254 00:13:18,318 --> 00:13:20,116 August, there's something I have to tell you. 255 00:13:20,117 --> 00:13:21,101 What is it? 256 00:13:22,095 --> 00:13:23,887 Well I never thought I'd say these words, 257 00:13:24,358 --> 00:13:25,793 but I'm in love with another woman. 258 00:13:26,548 --> 00:13:27,880 Who is it Tommy? 259 00:13:29,238 --> 00:13:30,509 It's Miss Frost. 260 00:13:31,243 --> 00:13:34,803 Miss Frost, the glee club teacher? 261 00:13:34,804 --> 00:13:37,574 I'm afraid so, it just happened. 262 00:13:39,021 --> 00:13:40,590 I understand. 263 00:13:41,651 --> 00:13:43,463 You gotta do what you gotta do. 264 00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:48,387 You're not upset or jealous? 265 00:13:49,531 --> 00:13:50,186 No. 266 00:13:51,952 --> 00:13:53,201 Not at all. 267 00:13:54,243 --> 00:13:56,739 I hope you two will be very happy together. 268 00:13:58,086 --> 00:14:00,791 Oh, there's something I have to tell you, too. 269 00:14:01,135 --> 00:14:03,012 I've been seeing Val Kilmer. 270 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:04,232 Really? 271 00:14:04,433 --> 00:14:07,140 Oh, I'm glad you've got someone. 272 00:14:11,427 --> 00:14:12,656 Whew! 273 00:14:13,033 --> 00:14:16,886 We're very pleased, attendance is 19,438. 274 00:14:17,760 --> 00:14:19,565 We'll beat ya! We'll eat ya! 275 00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:21,535 We'll bite ya! We'll claw ya! 276 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,584 We'll beat ya! We'll eat ya! 277 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:29,942 Go, badgers! 278 00:14:34,996 --> 00:14:38,072 Oh Mary, you were so right. I feel great! 279 00:14:38,073 --> 00:14:40,370 I just feel tingly all over, 280 00:14:40,471 --> 00:14:43,095 and that's not just the lead paint talking. 281 00:14:44,109 --> 00:14:45,875 You really went all out, didn't you? - Yeah. 282 00:14:45,876 --> 00:14:48,499 Bug and pitman did it. They didn't want to, but I made them. 283 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,349 It goes all the way down, you know. 284 00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:57,134 [You'Il be happy to know the homecoming queen, is recovering nicely] 285 00:14:57,135 --> 00:14:58,079 Tommy. 286 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,122 Oh, Miss. Frost. 287 00:15:00,123 --> 00:15:02,515 What a coincidence. "Corn Dog"? 288 00:15:07,705 --> 00:15:09,795 Well, hello, Mrs. Sumner. 289 00:15:09,796 --> 00:15:12,141 How's the Dean? - He's fine, thank you. 290 00:15:12,142 --> 00:15:14,149 Excellent. I'm afraid I'm going to have to look in that bag. 291 00:15:14,150 --> 00:15:17,050 What? Uh, uh... 292 00:15:17,085 --> 00:15:18,898 Oh, binoculars, huh? 293 00:15:19,199 --> 00:15:22,205 And exactly who is it that you were planning on looking at? 294 00:15:22,206 --> 00:15:25,488 Because around here we got a little thing called right to privacy. 295 00:15:25,523 --> 00:15:27,509 Okay, spread 'em, lady. - Oh! 296 00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:33,507 This is Solomon. I need a canine unit. 297 00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:37,683 [ We request that you stop throwing things 298 00:15:37,684 --> 00:15:38,913 at the Pendleton band] 299 00:15:39,330 --> 00:15:42,921 Please, god, block the extra point! 300 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:45,489 I promise I'll never ask for anything else! 301 00:15:45,490 --> 00:15:47,474 Screw Mary's shut-In grandmother! 302 00:15:47,475 --> 00:15:49,215 Just block that kick! 303 00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:51,634 Yes, yes, yes! 304 00:15:51,635 --> 00:15:54,115 Aw! - Yeah! 305 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,477 There is no god! 306 00:15:58,161 --> 00:16:00,556 What do you think about your badgers now? 307 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:03,929 Up yours, buddy. Quick, Dick, give him the finger. 308 00:16:08,746 --> 00:16:12,491 Yeah!...Ooooooh! 309 00:16:12,492 --> 00:16:15,231 What the hell's the matter with you?! 310 00:16:16,302 --> 00:16:18,219 I don't get it, our guys don't advance. 311 00:16:18,220 --> 00:16:20,223 They're in a constant state of retreat. 312 00:16:22,804 --> 00:16:24,400 I can't watch this anymore. 313 00:16:31,837 --> 00:16:33,220 23 get up here! 314 00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:36,022 Get in there and remind them we're going "that way". 315 00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:37,543 23, get back here. 316 00:16:37,544 --> 00:16:38,960 Excuse me, lady. 317 00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,275 Hey, I'm the coach. 318 00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:40,838 Oh, yeah? 319 00:16:40,839 --> 00:16:43,329 So you're the idiot who's running this team into the ground. 320 00:16:43,707 --> 00:16:45,842 That's me, you got a problem with that? 321 00:16:46,403 --> 00:16:48,061 Yeah, as a matter of fact, I do. 322 00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:49,915 Let me tell you what you can do. 323 00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,558 Take that pretty little body of yours, and march it up to the bleachers, 324 00:16:52,559 --> 00:16:54,038 and park it. 325 00:16:55,673 --> 00:16:57,624 I was just about to say the same thing to you. 326 00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,937 Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 327 00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:01,417 Yeah? - Yeah! 328 00:17:01,494 --> 00:17:02,704 Why are your guys throwing the ball? 329 00:17:02,705 --> 00:17:04,918 Your throwing guy's too short to see over the fat guys. 330 00:17:04,919 --> 00:17:07,357 You need to run left, it's their weak side. 331 00:17:07,810 --> 00:17:10,413 What do we do after that, Miss Schottenheimer? 332 00:17:11,847 --> 00:17:14,390 You do it again, they won't expect it. 333 00:17:14,546 --> 00:17:15,651 She's right, coach. 334 00:17:15,652 --> 00:17:18,017 You shut up, or I'll quit fixing your grades. 335 00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:21,299 No. 336 00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,968 No, no. 337 00:17:25,590 --> 00:17:28,398 Oh, god, no! 338 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:34,745 Yeah, now that's a play. 339 00:17:35,647 --> 00:17:36,642 You heard the lady. 340 00:17:39,318 --> 00:17:40,936 If you get any more of those good ideas, 341 00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:43,682 you mark 'em down on this pad for me. - Can do. 342 00:17:43,843 --> 00:17:45,880 You're doing a hell of a job. 343 00:17:54,482 --> 00:17:56,720 Yeah! 344 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,116 I think there's been a misunderstanding. 345 00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:07,650 Apparently. 346 00:18:09,132 --> 00:18:12,822 [Pendleton recovers the fumble on the Mustangs 30-yard line] 347 00:18:13,334 --> 00:18:15,449 Okay, everybody! 348 00:18:16,351 --> 00:18:18,659 Here, come on, let's try another one. 349 00:18:18,961 --> 00:18:20,810 Sine, cosine, cosine, sine! 350 00:18:20,811 --> 00:18:23,379 Three-point-one-four- one- five-Nine! Now you try it. 351 00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:26,230 sine, cosine, cosine, sine! 352 00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:28,721 Three-point-one-four- one-Five.. 353 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:34,382 What? What happened? What happened? 354 00:18:38,141 --> 00:18:41,340 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! 355 00:18:41,341 --> 00:18:43,202 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 356 00:18:43,203 --> 00:18:46,059 Let's keep it down! 357 00:18:47,390 --> 00:18:49,270 All right, who threw that? 358 00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:52,020 All right, who threw that one? 359 00:18:52,328 --> 00:18:53,237 Okay.. 360 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:57,636 [Pendleton wins, I can't believe it. Pendleton wins] 361 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:58,787 Hey, Nina, 362 00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:02,154 look what they gave me for winning. 363 00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:05,613 Ooh, steak sandwiches. 364 00:19:08,934 --> 00:19:11,642 Miss. Frost, I'm pretty sure we can work this out. 365 00:19:12,042 --> 00:19:14,010 Tommy, there is no we. 366 00:19:14,011 --> 00:19:14,983 There can't be, 367 00:19:14,984 --> 00:19:17,074 and I'm not just talking legally. 368 00:19:18,215 --> 00:19:20,373 Well, then why did you spend all that time singing to me, 369 00:19:20,374 --> 00:19:23,645 luring me like a siren to my destruction? 370 00:19:24,091 --> 00:19:26,237 I'm a singing teacher, Tommy. 371 00:19:26,238 --> 00:19:27,449 I sing. 372 00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,850 I didn't mean to give you the wrong impression. 373 00:19:30,332 --> 00:19:33,329 Look, I think you'd be better off with a girl your own age. 374 00:19:34,052 --> 00:19:36,888 Yeah. So what's your mother look like? 375 00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:42,813 Listen. Can you hear them celebrating? 376 00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:45,536 Ah, yes, The happy sounds of cars overturning 377 00:19:45,537 --> 00:19:46,984 and stores being looted. 378 00:19:48,013 --> 00:19:49,889 I love the smell of burning rubber. 379 00:19:49,890 --> 00:19:52,739 It smells like victory. - A sweet victory. 380 00:19:53,405 --> 00:19:54,748 You know, it's amazing. 381 00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:57,550 There we were, thousands of total strangers 382 00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:59,067 all pulling together, 383 00:19:59,068 --> 00:20:01,656 trying to transfer our collective strength 384 00:20:01,657 --> 00:20:03,928 to a tiny group of young men 385 00:20:03,929 --> 00:20:05,334 that we didn't even know. 386 00:20:05,335 --> 00:20:08,192 We cheered for them, and they won for us. 387 00:20:08,840 --> 00:20:13,238 I've never felt such a feeling of joy and camaraderie. 388 00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:16,572 The only sad part is that everyone couldn't share it. 389 00:20:16,573 --> 00:20:18,005 Someone had to lose. 390 00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:20,674 I feel for the mustang fans. 391 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:22,302 Ah, screw 'em. 392 00:20:24,050 --> 00:20:25,109 You're right. 393 00:20:25,245 --> 00:20:27,521 Badgers rule! - Yeah! 394 00:20:27,996 --> 00:20:29,435 Okay, lovebirds, 395 00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:33,177 party's over. Let's, uh... 396 00:20:33,178 --> 00:20:34,845 take it inside. 397 00:20:50,276 --> 00:20:52,395 Mustangs give you problems. 398 00:20:52,396 --> 00:20:54,104 Mustangs give you grief. 399 00:20:54,131 --> 00:20:55,811 Mustangs give you trouble, 400 00:20:55,812 --> 00:20:57,671 but the badgers got the teeth. 401 00:20:57,749 --> 00:20:59,490 We're bad We're bad 402 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:01,706 We're bad-gers! 403 00:21:01,707 --> 00:21:03,365 We're bad We're bad 404 00:21:03,366 --> 00:21:05,390 We're bad-gers! 405 00:21:05,391 --> 00:21:07,228 Not beavers Not hamsters 406 00:21:07,229 --> 00:21:09,013 Not gerbils Not lancers 407 00:21:09,014 --> 00:21:10,558 We're bad We're bad 408 00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:13,644 We're bad-gers! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net