1 00:00:08,706 --> 00:00:12,347 I just cannot believe that they moved us to this lousy table. 2 00:00:12,348 --> 00:00:15,629 Yeah, I can see the ice in the urinals, for crying out loud. 3 00:00:17,130 --> 00:00:20,393 That's it, I'm gonna go talk to the guy in the monkey suit and find out what's goin' on. 4 00:00:21,153 --> 00:00:23,905 Well, everybody, I'd like to propose a toast. 5 00:00:23,930 --> 00:00:26,042 Uh, no. No, Harry. Let me. 6 00:00:27,119 --> 00:00:29,822 To someone who has been an inspiration to us all 7 00:00:30,018 --> 00:00:32,047 and a beacon of light in a dark 8 00:00:32,127 --> 00:00:34,499 and ominous fog of mediocrity.. 9 00:00:34,696 --> 00:00:35,992 to me. 10 00:00:36,213 --> 00:00:39,190 - Can I see it? - I've been immortalized. 11 00:00:40,266 --> 00:00:41,990 Ah, yep. It's not just anybody 12 00:00:42,015 --> 00:00:44,485 who gets to be in the Pendleton yearbook. 13 00:00:44,603 --> 00:00:48,127 Only those people who work at or attend Pendleton. 14 00:00:49,544 --> 00:00:52,355 Okay, well, Marizio said he can't give us our table back. 15 00:00:52,380 --> 00:00:54,674 He's saving it for someone important, some bigwig. 16 00:00:54,699 --> 00:00:56,238 A bigger wig than I? 17 00:00:56,913 --> 00:00:59,823 Whoa! Check it out, you guys. It's Mark Hamill. 18 00:01:05,838 --> 00:01:08,801 I cannot believe we had to give up our table for Luke Skywalker. 19 00:01:08,834 --> 00:01:11,139 "Ooh, look at me. I'm so important. 20 00:01:11,266 --> 00:01:13,619 My father's Darth Vader." 21 00:01:14,183 --> 00:01:15,409 He is? 22 00:01:17,020 --> 00:01:18,706 I'm gonna go over there and I'm gonna get our table back. 23 00:01:18,731 --> 00:01:20,777 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Remember, Sally, 24 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,575 he's a celebrity and therefore our superior. 25 00:01:26,185 --> 00:01:28,410 - Uh, you're mark Hamill, right? - Yes. 26 00:01:28,451 --> 00:01:32,636 - Okay, well, look, I hate to do this, but I really.. - No problem at all. It's okay. 27 00:01:32,834 --> 00:01:35,593 - Here we go. - Um, what are you doing? 28 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:37,338 Well, signing my name. 29 00:01:38,196 --> 00:01:39,841 I don't need proof, pal! 30 00:01:39,866 --> 00:01:41,391 I know it's you! 31 00:01:41,448 --> 00:01:44,177 Move over, sweetie. Get up! 32 00:01:46,563 --> 00:01:48,869 All right, here's what's gonna happen, okay? 33 00:01:48,894 --> 00:01:50,974 My family is gonna sit here 34 00:01:50,999 --> 00:01:53,665 and you guys are gonna sit over there. 35 00:01:59,210 --> 00:02:02,045 Hey, how about this: I'll give you a copy of my new book, and we'll call it even. 36 00:02:02,070 --> 00:02:04,642 Okay, how about this? Why don't you book over to that table? 37 00:02:06,033 --> 00:02:08,273 Look, I'm sorry. I'm not moving anywhere. 38 00:02:08,442 --> 00:02:09,514 I disagree. 39 00:02:10,153 --> 00:02:11,342 What! 40 00:02:17,039 --> 00:02:19,471 He seems very down-To-earth. 41 00:02:21,779 --> 00:02:24,345 Ooh! Scrappy. 42 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,629 May the force be with you, buddy! 43 00:03:01,706 --> 00:03:04,283 Hey, guys, guess who's on the front page? 44 00:03:04,325 --> 00:03:07,258 - ? Ta-Da ? Sally Solomon. - What? 45 00:03:08,090 --> 00:03:09,491 "Local woman Sally Solomon 46 00:03:09,516 --> 00:03:11,793 put her foot down for the common man last night 47 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,105 square on the chest of 48 00:03:13,314 --> 00:03:16,530 star wars: special edition star mark Hamill." 49 00:03:17,023 --> 00:03:18,558 This is huge! "Said Solomon, 50 00:03:18,639 --> 00:03:21,627 'just because I'm a nobody doesn't mean I'm not somebody'." 51 00:03:21,777 --> 00:03:25,383 Wow, that sounds like they're making you out to be some kind of hero or something. 52 00:03:25,877 --> 00:03:27,238 That's nice, Sally. 53 00:03:29,682 --> 00:03:32,866 Not as nice as being published in the yearbook, but it's... 54 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,432 Hello? Yeah, she does. 55 00:03:39,841 --> 00:03:41,922 What, today? Yeah, yeah. Hold on, I'll ask her. 56 00:03:41,947 --> 00:03:45,032 Uh, Sally, they want you to be on good afternoon, Rutherford. 57 00:03:49,832 --> 00:03:52,683 That's my second-Favorite show. 58 00:03:53,394 --> 00:03:56,440 - What's your first favorite? - Good morning, Rutherford. 59 00:03:57,008 --> 00:04:00,533 Why are they making such a big deal out of this thing? This is a joke, right? 60 00:04:00,558 --> 00:04:02,831 No, it's not a joke at all. We're superior beings. 61 00:04:02,914 --> 00:04:05,318 The spotlight was bound to find us sooner or later. 62 00:04:05,795 --> 00:04:07,032 She'll be there. 63 00:04:07,677 --> 00:04:10,132 - In fact, they'll probably want to interview all of us. - Yeah. 64 00:04:10,624 --> 00:04:12,362 They'll probably want the perspective of the guy 65 00:04:12,387 --> 00:04:14,530 who spent the whole fight hiding in the ladies' room. 66 00:04:15,788 --> 00:04:17,302 I was not hiding! 67 00:04:18,578 --> 00:04:19,794 I was freshening up. 68 00:04:24,268 --> 00:04:28,556 When we come back, we'll meet Sally Solomon, Rutherford's newest hero. 69 00:04:28,581 --> 00:04:30,172 Good afternoon, Rutherford! 70 00:04:32,296 --> 00:04:33,381 Clear! 71 00:04:37,899 --> 00:04:39,655 - Hi. - Hey. 72 00:04:40,088 --> 00:04:42,166 - I'm a big fan. - Oh! 73 00:04:51,423 --> 00:04:53,794 Now, is there anything I can get you? Soda, water, coffee.. 74 00:04:53,819 --> 00:04:56,190 oh, no, I can get it, thanks. Hey, you know, enough already. 75 00:04:56,292 --> 00:04:59,736 - Oh, Sally, there you are. - Dick, where have you been? 76 00:04:59,905 --> 00:05:02,098 Putting on my own makeup, for starters. 77 00:05:02,219 --> 00:05:04,232 - Where will I be sitting? - Who are you? 78 00:05:04,342 --> 00:05:07,223 Oh, I'm Dick Solomon. Perhaps you've read my book. 79 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:09,512 Why don't you go sit over there on that couch 80 00:05:09,537 --> 00:05:10,863 underneath the air conditioner. 81 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,576 Is that where you do emotional family reaction shots? 82 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:15,848 Uh, sure. 83 00:05:19,224 --> 00:05:22,377 Sally Solomon, you took your table back. 84 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:26,638 Well, just 'cause a guy's famous doesn't mean he can walk on people. 85 00:05:30,230 --> 00:05:32,760 we love you, Sally! 86 00:05:32,952 --> 00:05:36,409 Let's go to the phones. You're on the air with Sally Solomon. 87 00:05:36,978 --> 00:05:39,738 Uh, yeah, Sally, I just want to say, 88 00:05:39,763 --> 00:05:41,205 to heck with Mark Hamill, 89 00:05:41,316 --> 00:05:44,044 you should be in the next Star Track movie! 90 00:05:47,626 --> 00:05:49,568 No, I'm just a homemaker. 91 00:05:49,869 --> 00:05:53,797 Just because you're a nobody doesn't mean you're not a somebody! 92 00:05:58,120 --> 00:05:58,931 Wow. 93 00:05:59,289 --> 00:06:02,505 Okay, let's take another caller. Go ahead. 94 00:06:02,593 --> 00:06:04,220 Oh, my goodness, yes. 95 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:07,103 I am congratulating Miss Sally Solomon, 96 00:06:07,128 --> 00:06:10,970 and I am wondering if she can speak a bit about 97 00:06:11,002 --> 00:06:13,827 the brave and, some might say, gorgeous person 98 00:06:13,954 --> 00:06:17,040 who made the reservations. 99 00:06:21,073 --> 00:06:23,184 Thank you very much. 100 00:06:25,880 --> 00:06:27,536 Oh, I think it's great. 101 00:06:27,605 --> 00:06:29,268 Oh, hi, Dick. I saw the show. 102 00:06:29,339 --> 00:06:32,307 Sally was wonderful. She has such a presence. 103 00:06:32,332 --> 00:06:32,862 Oh. 104 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:35,816 Yeah, that. 105 00:06:36,535 --> 00:06:39,185 It's so exciting to see somebody you know on TV. 106 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:42,003 Yeah, jerry springer had my uncle Jennifer on once. 107 00:06:46,219 --> 00:06:48,889 Well, I guess it's great being on television 108 00:06:48,929 --> 00:06:52,502 if you're one of those people that always has to be looked at.. you know, 109 00:06:52,729 --> 00:06:56,265 one of those pathetic types that always needs to be the center of attention. 110 00:06:57,178 --> 00:07:00,136 Hello! I'm speaking over here! 111 00:07:00,192 --> 00:07:02,370 - I'm sorry. Did you say something? - All I'm saying is, 112 00:07:02,427 --> 00:07:05,025 there's something wrong in this country when people are fawned over 113 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,168 for attacking movie stars while brilliant physics Professors 114 00:07:08,193 --> 00:07:10,126 toil on in obscurity. 115 00:07:10,801 --> 00:07:12,701 Isn't that what the Nobel prize is for? 116 00:07:12,726 --> 00:07:14,706 Oh, please, don't get me started 117 00:07:14,731 --> 00:07:17,457 on that vacuous popularity contest. 118 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:20,728 Oh, remember what Andy Warhol said. 119 00:07:20,846 --> 00:07:22,642 What? "I bet if I paint this can of soup, 120 00:07:22,667 --> 00:07:24,916 some sucker will pay a million dollars for it"? 121 00:07:25,837 --> 00:07:29,312 After that. The thing about everybody being famous for 15 minutes. 122 00:07:29,414 --> 00:07:32,955 - Fifteen minutes? - This is Sally's 15 minutes. Let her enjoy them. 123 00:07:33,622 --> 00:07:35,864 Fifteen minutes? Oh. 124 00:07:36,845 --> 00:07:38,169 Fame is so fleeting. 125 00:07:42,935 --> 00:07:43,945 Poor Sally. 126 00:07:50,272 --> 00:07:52,833 Hey, Solomon, that lady who decked Luke Skywalker 127 00:07:52,905 --> 00:07:55,261 has the same last name as you,, "Solomon." 128 00:07:55,875 --> 00:07:58,385 - Yeah, yeah, she's my aunt. - No way. 129 00:07:58,488 --> 00:08:00,826 - Actually, she is. - You are such a liar! 130 00:08:00,994 --> 00:08:03,008 - Let's get him! - Wait, wait, wait! 131 00:08:08,023 --> 00:08:09,303 Yes, I will tell her. 132 00:08:09,567 --> 00:08:11,678 Okay, I'll tell her! 133 00:08:11,886 --> 00:08:14,003 Tommy, I've been trying to call you for two hours. 134 00:08:14,072 --> 00:08:15,533 The phone's been ringing off the hook. 135 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,260 Everybody wants to talk to Sally. 136 00:08:17,430 --> 00:08:20,017 That last guy was the manager of the scone zone. 137 00:08:20,789 --> 00:08:22,659 They want to name a latte after her. 138 00:08:22,741 --> 00:08:25,853 Oh, those poor, misguided fools. 139 00:08:26,087 --> 00:08:27,641 Even with a generous grace period, 140 00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:30,493 her 15 minutes were over hours ago. 141 00:08:31,299 --> 00:08:32,973 What a great day! 142 00:08:33,209 --> 00:08:35,401 Harry, could you do me a favor and grab me a mineral water? 143 00:08:35,456 --> 00:08:38,244 - Okay, Sally. - Sally, when's dinner? 144 00:08:38,284 --> 00:08:39,973 Oh, I ate. 145 00:08:40,428 --> 00:08:42,128 - Where? - Marizio's. 146 00:08:42,268 --> 00:08:44,487 - Marizio's? - Yeah, he called the station right after the show. 147 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:48,303 He said he felt awful about how I was treated there. Guess which table he gave me? 148 00:08:48,328 --> 00:08:49,687 - No! - Yes! 149 00:08:50,093 --> 00:08:53,308 While you were with marizio, I've been acting like your stupid secretary. 150 00:08:53,524 --> 00:08:55,568 I'll take those, 'cause from now on 151 00:08:55,593 --> 00:08:58,850 I'm Sally's stupid secretary. 152 00:09:02,064 --> 00:09:04,781 Hello. Mm-hmm. 153 00:09:04,956 --> 00:09:08,077 Well, it's kind of short notice. Well, okay. 154 00:09:08,162 --> 00:09:10,147 We'll expect you to send a town car. 155 00:09:10,387 --> 00:09:13,310 Oh! With a driver. Okay. 156 00:09:13,645 --> 00:09:14,871 This is big. 157 00:09:15,167 --> 00:09:18,069 Sally, you are throwing out the first pitch 158 00:09:18,094 --> 00:09:21,862 at the championship game of the Rutherford senior citizens' 159 00:09:21,887 --> 00:09:23,802 high-arc modified 160 00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:26,392 slow-pitch world series. 161 00:09:27,745 --> 00:09:29,568 I've always dreamed. 162 00:09:29,816 --> 00:09:33,120 - I'll lay out your gown. - Just a minute, Missy. 163 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:35,726 I think you're forgetting something.. our dinner. 164 00:09:35,751 --> 00:09:37,893 Tonight I'd like you to make something stroganoffy. 165 00:09:37,918 --> 00:09:40,050 Mmm, I'm sorry, but due to a prior commitment, 166 00:09:40,105 --> 00:09:42,183 Miss Sullivan's dinner-making will have to be rescheduled. 167 00:09:42,632 --> 00:09:43,441 Enough! 168 00:09:44,043 --> 00:09:46,771 Lieutenant, as of right now, I order you to be no longer famous. 169 00:09:46,868 --> 00:09:48,803 - You can't order that. - Think of the mission. 170 00:09:48,946 --> 00:09:52,487 This is bigger than the mission! I didn't ask for this mantle. 171 00:09:53,388 --> 00:09:55,754 The people of Rutherford need a Sally Solomon, 172 00:09:56,252 --> 00:09:57,463 and it just so happens 173 00:09:57,955 --> 00:10:00,047 I am Sally Solomon. 174 00:10:00,647 --> 00:10:04,837 So I will be their Sally Solomon. I can do no less. 175 00:10:05,411 --> 00:10:07,490 Play ball! 176 00:10:16,768 --> 00:10:19,755 Hi, hi, hi, hi. More flowers for Sally. 177 00:10:19,796 --> 00:10:22,018 Gladiolas. Very nice. 178 00:10:22,384 --> 00:10:23,736 Hello, Dubie. 179 00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:32,563 Listen, be a love and put them with the others, would you? 180 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:34,074 Hi, boys. Sorry to keep you waiting. 181 00:10:35,437 --> 00:10:37,420 Now, Sally, they just want to do an interview 182 00:10:37,445 --> 00:10:40,060 and pop a few photos of you just being yourself. 183 00:10:40,085 --> 00:10:41,936 Well, that's fine. Why don't I just walk over 184 00:10:41,961 --> 00:10:44,722 to my favorite chair and relax like I always do. 185 00:10:53,565 --> 00:10:56,617 You know, I did some modeling in my day. 186 00:10:57,778 --> 00:11:00,443 'Course, I had a very bad experience, though. 187 00:11:00,475 --> 00:11:03,176 The runway stopped and I didn't. 188 00:11:04,261 --> 00:11:06,605 - Out, out, out, out, out. - Why do I have to stay in the kitchen? 189 00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:08,726 The Rutherford Bugle is having a photo shoot 190 00:11:08,751 --> 00:11:10,971 to capture the private side of Sally Solomon, 191 00:11:11,052 --> 00:11:13,520 and we need to keep the public out of the way. 192 00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:16,338 But, but it's my living room! 193 00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:19,511 Dick, we're trying to create an atmosphere here.. 194 00:11:19,686 --> 00:11:23,033 you know, something with a little less you. 195 00:11:24,624 --> 00:11:26,801 Keep moving, boys! We're losing light! 196 00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:31,063 - Don't they know that I'm in the yearbook? - Boy, is this sucking. 197 00:11:32,056 --> 00:11:33,092 Would you please 198 00:11:33,244 --> 00:11:36,267 keep it down, people? 199 00:11:36,615 --> 00:11:37,600 "People!" 200 00:11:38,353 --> 00:11:39,580 He called us "people!" 201 00:11:39,953 --> 00:11:43,168 No one... calls us "people"" 202 00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:45,775 and then he screamed like a little girl. 203 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,458 - That's great, I love that. - I've got a terrific idea for a photo. 204 00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:51,403 Sally, why don't you show them how many little debbies 205 00:11:51,428 --> 00:11:53,410 you can shove into your mouth at one time? 206 00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,703 Oh, yeah, why don't you let 'em take a picture of you 207 00:11:56,728 --> 00:11:59,260 in the kitchen, burning our dinner? 208 00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:01,523 Why don't you take a picture of her trying to find a boyfriend? 209 00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:04,798 Although it'd have to be a long exposure. 210 00:12:05,857 --> 00:12:07,776 Lies! Lies! 211 00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:10,107 They're all lies! 212 00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:19,569 Hey, sorry about our little misunderstanding the other day, Solomon. 213 00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:21,542 I guess she really is your aunt. 214 00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,431 Oh, yeah. Yeah, whatever. 215 00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,882 Yeah, must be pretty cool living with a celebrity. 216 00:12:25,907 --> 00:12:29,123 Yeah, you want to come under the bleachers and throw stuff at the soccer team? 217 00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:32,102 Oh, I have a class right now, actually. 218 00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:34,057 Oh. So now your aunt's on TV 219 00:12:34,114 --> 00:12:36,063 and suddenly you're too cool to hang out with us? 220 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:37,971 - Let's get him! - Wait-- 221 00:12:40,318 --> 00:12:42,353 For god sakes, pepper, get out! 222 00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:50,176 Look, it's that slutty little beagle from next door! 223 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,105 Careful! Don't let him in! 224 00:12:59,475 --> 00:13:01,011 Run along, pepper. 225 00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:06,385 I've been trying to get him out for an hour. 226 00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:07,437 An hour uh? 227 00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:10,772 That must be an awfully long time in Mary world, 228 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,593 where 15 minutes lasts for five days! 229 00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,920 - Is this about Sally? - Yes! 230 00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:23,365 Do you think you could get her to speak at my rotary luncheon next week? 231 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,474 Harry won't return my calls. 232 00:13:25,499 --> 00:13:28,538 - Oh, Mary, you too? - Oh, Dick, 233 00:13:28,563 --> 00:13:31,173 why are you so upset about this? What do you want? 234 00:13:31,213 --> 00:13:33,358 Fame! I want to live forever, 235 00:13:33,383 --> 00:13:36,046 light up the sky like a flame.. fame! 236 00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:42,557 Don't blame Sally. 237 00:13:42,811 --> 00:13:46,027 She punched out a star and some glitter stuck to her fist. 238 00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:49,131 Could have happened to anybody in the restaurant. 239 00:13:50,257 --> 00:13:52,194 I never thought of that. 240 00:13:52,738 --> 00:13:55,051 My god, you're right! 241 00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,174 Oh, Mary! 242 00:13:57,964 --> 00:13:59,906 How can I repay you? 243 00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:01,957 Glad I could help. 244 00:14:03,872 --> 00:14:05,982 No-oo! 245 00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:17,363 Mark Hamill! 246 00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:19,849 Yes. 247 00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:21,704 I'm sorry, sir. There is a line. 248 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:24,463 And you have crossed it. You're sitting at my table. 249 00:14:24,878 --> 00:14:27,376 - What? - Prepare to be heaved into nonfiction. 250 00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:31,501 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. Security. - Uh, we don't have Security. 251 00:14:31,764 --> 00:14:34,785 Not so tough without "Chew-Bacon" around, are we? 252 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:37,840 - I think I can take him. - Thanks. 253 00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,482 You know, just because you're somebody 254 00:14:40,522 --> 00:14:43,575 doesn't mean that I'm not... somebody else! 255 00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:52,359 Well, now I see how fame works. 256 00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:55,242 When a woman stands up to a celebrity, she's a hero, 257 00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:57,650 but when a man three times his size picks a fight with him 258 00:14:57,675 --> 00:15:00,989 for no apparent reason, suddenly he's the bad guy. 259 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:05,082 It's just so unfair! 260 00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:07,866 Uh, Tommy, 261 00:15:07,891 --> 00:15:11,400 maybe we should get out of here and maybe go grab a rusty burger or something. 262 00:15:11,484 --> 00:15:13,508 Oh, well, I thought you didn't want to be seen with me 263 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,036 'cause Sally was so famous. 264 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,890 Oh, let it go, Tommy. Sally is so over. 265 00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:22,074 - She is? - She is? 266 00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:24,539 Yeah, now everyone's talking about that woman in east Rutherford 267 00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:26,520 who's living on nothing but spices. 268 00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,896 - What, like paprika? - Probably. 269 00:15:30,609 --> 00:15:32,054 - Hide the paper! Hide the paper! - Why? 270 00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:33,655 Because Sally's not in it. 271 00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:40,989 Any phone calls? 272 00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:46,193 - No. - Thank god. 273 00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:48,296 Peace and quiet. Peace and quiet. 274 00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:51,251 Uh, Harry, where are the fresh flowers that come every morning? 275 00:15:51,276 --> 00:15:54,221 The ones in there are wilted. They did come this morning, didn't they? 276 00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:57,582 Yes. 277 00:15:58,572 --> 00:16:01,165 They came. But they were mums. 278 00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:04,328 And I know you don't like mums, and so I threw 'em out. 279 00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,770 And that's what happened. 280 00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,322 You are good to me. 281 00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,514 And now I must rest. 282 00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:19,119 And to think that I wanted fame. That could have been me. 283 00:16:19,837 --> 00:16:22,537 It's so sad. She was so big. 284 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,267 She still is big. 285 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,083 It's the planet that got small. 286 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,940 Now if you'll excuse me, 287 00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,829 madam needs me. 288 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:56,383 - Yes? 289 00:16:56,527 --> 00:16:58,704 Housekeeping. - Oh, come on in. 290 00:16:59,305 --> 00:17:01,152 Mr. Hamill, I will not lie to you. 291 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,042 I am not from housekeeping. 292 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,200 I'm here because my Sister, 293 00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,911 who is your biggest fan in the world, 294 00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:12,995 has only 72 hours to live! 295 00:17:14,852 --> 00:17:17,271 Gee, I'm so sorry. I wish there was something I could do. 296 00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:18,978 Actually, there is. 297 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,875 Come with me to old downtown Rutherford, 298 00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:24,415 where you will be seen with her in a crowded restaurant. 299 00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:26,585 She then gets to pummel you and become a media sweetheart. 300 00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:28,754 I'll go get your bags. 301 00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:31,677 Oh, this would be nice. You can wear this. 302 00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:39,278 Could you get somebody from security up right away? 303 00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,429 What do you mean, there isn't any? 304 00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:45,173 The freakin' ewoks at the Sheraton had security! Come on! 305 00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:49,223 - Mr. Hamill! - He's getting out! 306 00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,992 - Mr. Hamill! - Help! 307 00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,393 We love you, Sally! 308 00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:58,812 Just because you're a nobody doesn't mean you're not somebody. 309 00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,383 We love you, Sally! 310 00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:07,662 Just because you're a nobody doesn't mean you're not somebody. 311 00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:09,953 Sally. 312 00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:13,407 - They did love me, didn't they? - What are you doing up? 313 00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:17,026 - The phone might ring. - Well, but it's 4 o clock in the morning. 314 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,569 It's only one on the coast. 315 00:18:18,802 --> 00:18:22,854 Sally, I know this must be very painful. 316 00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,295 How could you know? 317 00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:26,358 You'll never know what I had. 318 00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:28,348 Sure, you're the high commander 319 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,434 of an intergalactic exploratory mission, but me? 320 00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:33,723 I was a star. 321 00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,461 At least you got to be famous for a little while. 322 00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,345 It was good while it lasted. 323 00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:40,086 How can I go on? 324 00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,944 I'm not famous anymore, I'm not special. 325 00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:45,831 - I'm nobody! - You're not nobody. 326 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,807 You don't have to be famous to be special. 327 00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,357 The world doesn't know about Nina 328 00:18:51,879 --> 00:18:54,480 and how she goes to the old folks' home every Wednesday 329 00:18:54,505 --> 00:18:56,556 and sings them happy songs 330 00:18:56,945 --> 00:18:59,608 despite her busy schedule and their constant requests 331 00:18:59,656 --> 00:19:01,670 that she go away. 332 00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,341 That's special. 333 00:19:05,169 --> 00:19:07,694 Officer Don sometimes takes money out of his own pocket 334 00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,923 and feeds expired parking meters. 335 00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:11,657 To save people from getting tickets? 336 00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:13,674 No, he just hates doing the paperwork. 337 00:19:15,026 --> 00:19:16,301 But it's still special. 338 00:19:17,913 --> 00:19:19,563 I know someone else who's special. 339 00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:22,243 Someone who helped to rescue me 340 00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:23,719 from an invisible box 341 00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,565 and took care of a human baby as though it were her very own. 342 00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:30,328 It wasn't someone else! That was me, you idiot! 343 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:33,779 You're the idiot! That's my whole point! That's why you're special! 344 00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:35,684 Ohhhh. 345 00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:42,109 I guess I am.. special, I mean, not an idiot. 346 00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:45,212 Thank you, Commander. 347 00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:47,800 - Good night, lieutenant. - Good night. 348 00:19:52,611 --> 00:19:54,145 Harry, where've you been? 349 00:19:54,283 --> 00:19:55,881 Chasin' the dream, Sally. 350 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,763 Chasin' the dream. 351 00:19:58,361 --> 00:19:59,468 Let it go, Harry. 352 00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,135 It's over. 353 00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:05,850 Oh, no. 354 00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,885 It's not over. 355 00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:13,013 It's far from over! 356 00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,991 "In an obvious and desperate attempt 357 00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:22,941 to cash in on Mark Hamill's interstellar success, 358 00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,404 a source close to Sally Solomon last night called the Bugle 359 00:20:26,429 --> 00:20:29,266 to tell all of Rutherford that Sally Solomon 360 00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:32,276 is in fact an alien from a distant galaxy 361 00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:34,511 far, far away." 362 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,656 We're back on top, Sally! 363 00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:41,999 We're back on top! 364 00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:50,916 Oh, Tommy, did you show your dad what I wrote in your yearbook? 365 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,146 - Tommy has a yearbook? - No. 366 00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,299 - Yes. - Yes. No. 367 00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:00,013 Where is it? 368 00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:01,602 In the oven. 369 00:21:09,428 --> 00:21:11,441 Yours is slightly bigger. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net