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I just cannot believe that
they moved us to this lousy table.
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Yeah, I can see the ice in the
urinals, for crying out loud.
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That's it, I'm gonna go talk to the guy in
the monkey suit and find out what's goin' on.
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Well, everybody, I'd like to propose a toast.
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Uh, no. No, Harry. Let me.
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To someone who has been
an inspiration to us all
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and a beacon of light
in a dark
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and ominous fog
of mediocrity..
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to me.
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- Can I see it?
- I've been immortalized.
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Ah, yep.
It's not just anybody
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who gets to be in the Pendleton yearbook.
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Only those people who
work at or attend Pendleton.
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Okay, well, Marizio said he
can't give us our table back.
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He's saving it for
someone important, some bigwig.
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A bigger wig than I?
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Whoa! Check it out, you
guys. It's Mark Hamill.
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I cannot believe we had to give
up our table for Luke Skywalker.
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"Ooh, look at me.
I'm so important.
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My father's
Darth Vader."
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He is?
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I'm gonna go over there and
I'm gonna get our table back.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Remember, Sally,
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he's a celebrity and therefore our superior.
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- Uh, you're mark Hamill, right?
- Yes.
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- Okay, well, look, I hate to do this, but I really..
- No problem at all. It's okay.
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- Here we go.
- Um, what are you doing?
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Well, signing
my name.
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I don't need
proof, pal!
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I know it's you!
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Move over, sweetie.
Get up!
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All right, here's what's gonna happen, okay?
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My family is
gonna sit here
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and you guys are gonna
sit over there.
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Hey, how about this: I'll give you a
copy of my new book, and we'll call it even.
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Okay, how about this? Why
don't you book over to that table?
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Look, I'm sorry. I'm not moving anywhere.
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I disagree.
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What!
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He seems very
down-To-earth.
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Ooh!
Scrappy.
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May the force
be with you, buddy!
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Hey, guys, guess who's on the front page?
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- ? Ta-Da ? Sally Solomon.
- What?
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"Local woman
Sally Solomon
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put her foot down for
the common man last night
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square on the chest of
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star wars: special edition
star mark Hamill."
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This is huge!
"Said Solomon,
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'just because I'm a nobody
doesn't mean I'm not somebody'."
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Wow, that sounds like they're making you
out to be some kind of hero or something.
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That's nice, Sally.
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Not as nice as being
published in the yearbook, but it's...
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Hello?
Yeah, she does.
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What, today? Yeah, yeah.
Hold on, I'll ask her.
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Uh, Sally, they want you to be
on good afternoon, Rutherford.
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That's my
second-Favorite show.
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- What's your first favorite?
- Good morning, Rutherford.
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Why are they making such a big deal
out of this thing? This is a joke, right?
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No, it's not a joke at
all. We're superior beings.
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The spotlight was bound
to find us sooner or later.
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She'll be there.
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- In fact, they'll probably want to interview all of us.
- Yeah.
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They'll probably want
the perspective of the guy
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who spent the whole fight
hiding in the ladies' room.
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I was not hiding!
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I was freshening up.
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When we come back, we'll meet
Sally Solomon, Rutherford's newest hero.
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Good afternoon,
Rutherford!
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Clear!
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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- I'm a big fan.
- Oh!
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Now, is there anything I can
get you? Soda, water, coffee..
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oh, no, I can get it, thanks.
Hey, you know, enough already.
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- Oh, Sally, there you are.
- Dick, where have you been?
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Putting on my own makeup,
for starters.
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- Where will I be sitting?
- Who are you?
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Oh, I'm Dick Solomon.
Perhaps you've read my book.
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Why don't you go sit over there on that couch
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underneath
the air conditioner.
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Is that where you do
emotional family reaction shots?
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Uh, sure.
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Sally Solomon, you took your table back.
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Well, just 'cause a guy's famous
doesn't mean he can walk on people.
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we love you, Sally!
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Let's go to the phones. You're
on the air with Sally Solomon.
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Uh, yeah, Sally, I just want to say,
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to heck
with Mark Hamill,
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you should be in
the next Star Track movie!
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No, I'm just
a homemaker.
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Just because you're a nobody
doesn't mean you're not a somebody!
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Wow.
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Okay, let's take another caller. Go ahead.
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Oh, my goodness, yes.
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I am congratulating
Miss Sally Solomon,
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and I am wondering
if she can speak a bit about
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the brave and, some
might say, gorgeous person
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who made
the reservations.
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Thank you
very much.
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Oh, I think it's great.
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Oh, hi, Dick.
I saw the show.
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Sally was wonderful.
She has such a presence.
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Oh.
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Yeah, that.
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It's so exciting to see
somebody you know on TV.
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Yeah, jerry springer had
my uncle Jennifer on once.
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Well, I guess it's great
being on television
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if you're one of those people that
always has to be looked at.. you know,
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one of those pathetic types that
always needs to be the center of attention.
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Hello!
I'm speaking over here!
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- I'm sorry. Did you say something?
- All I'm saying is,
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there's something wrong in this
country when people are fawned over
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for attacking movie stars
while brilliant physics Professors
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toil on in obscurity.
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Isn't that what
the Nobel prize is for?
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Oh, please,
don't get me started
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on that vacuous
popularity contest.
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Oh, remember what
Andy Warhol said.
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What? "I bet if I paint this can of soup,
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some sucker will pay
a million dollars for it"?
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After that. The thing about
everybody being famous for 15 minutes.
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- Fifteen minutes?
- This is Sally's 15 minutes. Let her enjoy them.
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Fifteen minutes?
Oh.
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Fame is so fleeting.
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Poor Sally.
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Hey, Solomon, that lady
who decked Luke Skywalker
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has the same last name as you,, "Solomon."
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- Yeah, yeah, she's my aunt.
- No way.
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- Actually, she is.
- You are such a liar!
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- Let's get him!
- Wait, wait, wait!
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Yes, I will tell her.
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Okay, I'll tell her!
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Tommy, I've been trying
to call you for two hours.
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The phone's been
ringing off the hook.
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Everybody wants
to talk to Sally.
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That last guy was the manager
of the scone zone.
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They want to name
a latte after her.
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Oh, those poor,
misguided fools.
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Even with a generous
grace period,
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her 15 minutes
were over hours ago.
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What a great day!
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Harry, could you do me a
favor and grab me a mineral water?
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- Okay, Sally.
- Sally, when's dinner?
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Oh, I ate.
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- Where?
- Marizio's.
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- Marizio's?
- Yeah, he called the station right after the show.
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He said he felt awful about how I was
treated there. Guess which table he gave me?
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- No!
- Yes!
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While you were with marizio, I've
been acting like your stupid secretary.
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I'll take those,
'cause from now on
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I'm Sally's
stupid secretary.
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Hello. Mm-hmm.
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Well, it's kind of short notice. Well, okay.
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We'll expect you to send
a town car.
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Oh! With a driver.
Okay.
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This is big.
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Sally, you are throwing out the first pitch
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at the championship game of
the Rutherford senior citizens'
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high-arc modified
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slow-pitch
world series.
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I've always dreamed.
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- I'll lay out your gown.
- Just a minute, Missy.
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I think you're
forgetting something.. our dinner.
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Tonight I'd like you to
make something stroganoffy.
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Mmm, I'm sorry, but due
to a prior commitment,
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Miss Sullivan's dinner-making
will have to be rescheduled.
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Enough!
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Lieutenant, as of right now, I
order you to be no longer famous.
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- You can't order that.
- Think of the mission.
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This is bigger than the mission!
I didn't ask for this mantle.
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The people of Rutherford
need a Sally Solomon,
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and it just so happens
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I am Sally Solomon.
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So I will be their Sally
Solomon. I can do no less.
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Play ball!
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Hi, hi, hi, hi.
More flowers for Sally.
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Gladiolas.
Very nice.
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Hello, Dubie.
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Listen, be a love and put
them with the others, would you?
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Hi, boys. Sorry
to keep you waiting.
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Now, Sally, they just
want to do an interview
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and pop a few photos
of you just being yourself.
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Well, that's fine. Why don't I just walk over
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to my favorite chair
and relax like I always do.
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You know, I did some modeling
in my day.
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'Course, I had a very
bad experience, though.
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The runway stopped
and I didn't.
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- Out, out, out, out, out.
- Why do I have to stay in the kitchen?
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00:11:06,661 --> 00:11:08,726
The Rutherford Bugle
is having a photo shoot
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to capture the private
side of Sally Solomon,
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and we need to keep the
public out of the way.
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00:11:13,545 --> 00:11:16,338
But, but it's
my living room!
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00:11:16,657 --> 00:11:19,511
Dick, we're trying to
create an atmosphere here..
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you know, something
with a little less you.
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Keep moving, boys!
We're losing light!
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- Don't they know that I'm in the yearbook?
- Boy, is this sucking.
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Would you please
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keep it down, people?
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"People!"
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00:11:38,353 --> 00:11:39,580
He called us
"people!"
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No one...
calls us "people""
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00:11:43,201 --> 00:11:45,775
and then he screamed
like a little girl.
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- That's great, I love that.
- I've got a terrific idea for a photo.
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00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:51,403
Sally, why don't you show them
how many little debbies
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00:11:51,428 --> 00:11:53,410
you can shove
into your mouth at one time?
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00:11:54,900 --> 00:11:56,703
Oh, yeah, why don't you let
'em take a picture of you
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in the kitchen,
burning our dinner?
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00:11:59,355 --> 00:12:01,523
Why don't you take a picture of
her trying to find a boyfriend?
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00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:04,798
Although it'd have to be
a long exposure.
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Lies! Lies!
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00:12:07,801 --> 00:12:10,107
They're all lies!
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00:12:17,019 --> 00:12:19,569
Hey, sorry about our little
misunderstanding the other day, Solomon.
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00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:21,542
I guess she really
is your aunt.
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00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:23,431
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
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00:12:23,470 --> 00:12:25,882
Yeah, must be pretty cool
living with a celebrity.
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00:12:25,907 --> 00:12:29,123
Yeah, you want to come under the
bleachers and throw stuff at the soccer team?
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00:12:29,699 --> 00:12:32,102
Oh, I have a class
right now, actually.
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00:12:32,362 --> 00:12:34,057
Oh. So now
your aunt's on TV
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00:12:34,114 --> 00:12:36,063
and suddenly you're too cool
to hang out with us?
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- Let's get him!
- Wait--
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For god sakes, pepper,
get out!
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00:12:46,018 --> 00:12:50,176
Look, it's that slutty little
beagle from next door!
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00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,105
Careful!
Don't let him in!
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Run along, pepper.
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00:13:04,397 --> 00:13:06,385
I've been trying to get him out for an hour.
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00:13:06,409 --> 00:13:07,437
An hour uh?
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00:13:08,207 --> 00:13:10,772
That must be an awfully
long time in Mary world,
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where 15 minutes
lasts for five days!
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00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:18,920
- Is this about Sally?
- Yes!
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Do you think you could get her to
speak at my rotary luncheon next week?
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Harry won't return
my calls.
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- Oh, Mary, you too?
- Oh, Dick,
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why are you so upset
about this? What do you want?
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Fame! I want
to live forever,
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light up the sky
like a flame.. fame!
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00:13:41,074 --> 00:13:42,557
Don't blame Sally.
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00:13:42,811 --> 00:13:46,027
She punched out a star and
some glitter stuck to her fist.
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00:13:46,338 --> 00:13:49,131
Could have happened
to anybody in the restaurant.
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I never thought of that.
240
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My god,
you're right!
241
00:13:55,076 --> 00:13:57,174
Oh, Mary!
242
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How can I repay you?
243
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Glad I could help.
244
00:14:03,872 --> 00:14:05,982
No-oo!
245
00:14:15,284 --> 00:14:17,363
Mark Hamill!
246
00:14:19,039 --> 00:14:19,849
Yes.
247
00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:21,704
I'm sorry, sir.
There is a line.
248
00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:24,463
And you have crossed it.
You're sitting at my table.
249
00:14:24,878 --> 00:14:27,376
- What?
- Prepare to be heaved into nonfiction.
250
00:14:27,408 --> 00:14:31,501
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. Security.
- Uh, we don't have Security.
251
00:14:31,764 --> 00:14:34,785
Not so tough without "Chew-Bacon"
around, are we?
252
00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:37,840
- I think I can take him.
- Thanks.
253
00:14:38,167 --> 00:14:40,482
You know, just because
you're somebody
254
00:14:40,522 --> 00:14:43,575
doesn't mean that I'm not... somebody else!
255
00:14:49,485 --> 00:14:52,359
Well, now I see
how fame works.
256
00:14:52,678 --> 00:14:55,242
When a woman stands up to
a celebrity, she's a hero,
257
00:14:55,388 --> 00:14:57,650
but when a man three times
his size picks a fight with him
258
00:14:57,675 --> 00:15:00,989
for no apparent reason,
suddenly he's the bad guy.
259
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:05,082
It's just so unfair!
260
00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:07,866
Uh, Tommy,
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maybe we should get out of here and
maybe go grab a rusty burger or something.
262
00:15:11,484 --> 00:15:13,508
Oh, well, I thought you
didn't want to be seen with me
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00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,036
'cause Sally was
so famous.
264
00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,890
Oh, let it go, Tommy.
Sally is so over.
265
00:15:20,823 --> 00:15:22,074
- She is?
- She is?
266
00:15:22,099 --> 00:15:24,539
Yeah, now everyone's talking
about that woman in east Rutherford
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00:15:24,572 --> 00:15:26,520
who's living on
nothing but spices.
268
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:28,896
- What, like paprika?
- Probably.
269
00:15:30,609 --> 00:15:32,054
- Hide the paper! Hide the paper!
- Why?
270
00:15:32,079 --> 00:15:33,655
Because Sally's
not in it.
271
00:15:39,621 --> 00:15:40,989
Any phone calls?
272
00:15:43,988 --> 00:15:46,193
- No.
- Thank god.
273
00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:48,296
Peace and quiet.
Peace and quiet.
274
00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:51,251
Uh, Harry, where are the fresh
flowers that come every morning?
275
00:15:51,276 --> 00:15:54,221
The ones in there are wilted. They
did come this morning, didn't they?
276
00:15:56,350 --> 00:15:57,582
Yes.
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00:15:58,572 --> 00:16:01,165
They came.
But they were mums.
278
00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:04,328
And I know you don't like
mums, and so I threw 'em out.
279
00:16:04,854 --> 00:16:06,770
And that's
what happened.
280
00:16:08,958 --> 00:16:10,322
You are good to me.
281
00:16:11,037 --> 00:16:12,514
And now I must rest.
282
00:16:16,523 --> 00:16:19,119
And to think that I wanted fame.
That could have been me.
283
00:16:19,837 --> 00:16:22,537
It's so sad.
She was so big.
284
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,267
She still is big.
285
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:28,083
It's the planet
that got small.
286
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,940
Now if you'll
excuse me,
287
00:16:32,751 --> 00:16:34,829
madam needs me.
288
00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:56,383
- Yes?
289
00:16:56,527 --> 00:16:58,704
Housekeeping.
- Oh, come on in.
290
00:16:59,305 --> 00:17:01,152
Mr. Hamill, I will not
lie to you.
291
00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:03,042
I am not
from housekeeping.
292
00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,200
I'm here because
my Sister,
293
00:17:06,675 --> 00:17:08,911
who is your biggest
fan in the world,
294
00:17:09,293 --> 00:17:12,995
has only 72 hours to live!
295
00:17:14,852 --> 00:17:17,271
Gee, I'm so sorry. I wish
there was something I could do.
296
00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:18,978
Actually, there is.
297
00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,875
Come with me to old
downtown Rutherford,
298
00:17:22,099 --> 00:17:24,415
where you will be seen with
her in a crowded restaurant.
299
00:17:24,451 --> 00:17:26,585
She then gets to pummel you
and become a media sweetheart.
300
00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:28,754
I'll go get your bags.
301
00:17:29,384 --> 00:17:31,677
Oh, this would be nice.
You can wear this.
302
00:17:37,049 --> 00:17:39,278
Could you get somebody
from security up right away?
303
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,429
What do you mean,
there isn't any?
304
00:17:41,469 --> 00:17:45,173
The freakin' ewoks at the
Sheraton had security! Come on!
305
00:17:45,944 --> 00:17:49,223
- Mr. Hamill!
- He's getting out!
306
00:17:49,685 --> 00:17:51,992
- Mr. Hamill!
- Help!
307
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:55,393
We love you, Sally!
308
00:17:55,418 --> 00:17:58,812
Just because you're a
nobody doesn't mean you're not somebody.
309
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:04,383
We love you, Sally!
310
00:18:04,446 --> 00:18:07,662
Just because you're a
nobody doesn't mean you're not somebody.
311
00:18:09,139 --> 00:18:09,953
Sally.
312
00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:13,407
- They did love me, didn't they?
- What are you doing up?
313
00:18:13,765 --> 00:18:17,026
- The phone might ring.
- Well, but it's 4 o clock in the morning.
314
00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,569
It's only one
on the coast.
315
00:18:18,802 --> 00:18:22,854
Sally, I know this must
be very painful.
316
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:24,295
How could you know?
317
00:18:25,013 --> 00:18:26,358
You'll never know
what I had.
318
00:18:26,668 --> 00:18:28,348
Sure, you're
the high commander
319
00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,434
of an intergalactic
exploratory mission, but me?
320
00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:33,723
I was a star.
321
00:18:34,545 --> 00:18:36,461
At least you got to be famous
for a little while.
322
00:18:36,931 --> 00:18:38,345
It was good
while it lasted.
323
00:18:38,749 --> 00:18:40,086
How can I go on?
324
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,944
I'm not famous anymore,
I'm not special.
325
00:18:43,471 --> 00:18:45,831
- I'm nobody!
- You're not nobody.
326
00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:48,807
You don't have to be famous to be special.
327
00:18:49,567 --> 00:18:51,357
The world doesn't
know about Nina
328
00:18:51,879 --> 00:18:54,480
and how she goes to the old
folks' home every Wednesday
329
00:18:54,505 --> 00:18:56,556
and sings them
happy songs
330
00:18:56,945 --> 00:18:59,608
despite her busy schedule
and their constant requests
331
00:18:59,656 --> 00:19:01,670
that she go away.
332
00:19:03,085 --> 00:19:04,341
That's special.
333
00:19:05,169 --> 00:19:07,694
Officer Don sometimes takes
money out of his own pocket
334
00:19:07,790 --> 00:19:09,923
and feeds expired
parking meters.
335
00:19:10,069 --> 00:19:11,657
To save people
from getting tickets?
336
00:19:11,799 --> 00:19:13,674
No, he just hates
doing the paperwork.
337
00:19:15,026 --> 00:19:16,301
But it's still special.
338
00:19:17,913 --> 00:19:19,563
I know someone else
who's special.
339
00:19:20,662 --> 00:19:22,243
Someone who helped
to rescue me
340
00:19:22,268 --> 00:19:23,719
from an invisible box
341
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,565
and took care of a human baby
as though it were her very own.
342
00:19:27,795 --> 00:19:30,328
It wasn't someone else!
That was me, you idiot!
343
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:33,779
You're the idiot! That's my whole
point! That's why you're special!
344
00:19:34,678 --> 00:19:35,684
Ohhhh.
345
00:19:38,698 --> 00:19:42,109
I guess I am.. special, I mean, not an idiot.
346
00:19:44,271 --> 00:19:45,212
Thank you,
Commander.
347
00:19:46,223 --> 00:19:47,800
- Good night, lieutenant.
- Good night.
348
00:19:52,611 --> 00:19:54,145
Harry,
where've you been?
349
00:19:54,283 --> 00:19:55,881
Chasin' the dream,
Sally.
350
00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:57,763
Chasin' the dream.
351
00:19:58,361 --> 00:19:59,468
Let it go, Harry.
352
00:20:00,663 --> 00:20:02,135
It's over.
353
00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:05,850
Oh, no.
354
00:20:06,964 --> 00:20:08,885
It's not over.
355
00:20:09,311 --> 00:20:13,013
It's far from over!
356
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,991
"In an obvious
and desperate attempt
357
00:20:20,016 --> 00:20:22,941
to cash in on Mark
Hamill's interstellar success,
358
00:20:22,989 --> 00:20:26,404
a source close to Sally
Solomon last night called the Bugle
359
00:20:26,429 --> 00:20:29,266
to tell all of Rutherford
that Sally Solomon
360
00:20:29,483 --> 00:20:32,276
is in fact an alien
from a distant galaxy
361
00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:34,511
far, far away."
362
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,656
We're back on top, Sally!
363
00:20:39,921 --> 00:20:41,999
We're back on top!
364
00:20:47,765 --> 00:20:50,916
Oh, Tommy, did you show your
dad what I wrote in your yearbook?
365
00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,146
- Tommy has a yearbook?
- No.
366
00:20:56,215 --> 00:20:58,299
- Yes.
- Yes. No.
367
00:20:59,253 --> 00:21:00,013
Where is it?
368
00:21:00,726 --> 00:21:01,602
In the oven.
369
00:21:09,428 --> 00:21:11,441
Yours is slightly bigger.
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