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Hmm. I made the front page
of the daily Badgerian again.

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What's it say?

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"Physics Professor
calls Einstein "idiot"...

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proclaims self
much smarter".

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Something smells divine.

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It's me.  I just know
it's me.

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Ooh, look at those clouds.
- That one looks like me.

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So does that one.

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That one makes me
look fat.

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That one looks
like a poodle..

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a dark,
menacing poodle.

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Yeah, it's wheezing
lightning.

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I think we should go in.
- Yeah.

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Harry?
You coming?

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Yeah, just a sec.
- Don't be long.

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Hey! That cloud looks
like a giant funnel,

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with mobile homes
stuck in it.

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Ohhh, look!
A flying cow!

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Whoa!

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Dick!

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Where am I?

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Who am I?

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Mary! You're here.
I didn't see your car.

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I have a new parking space.
- Really? Where?

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There.
- Where?

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There.
- Whoo!

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What's the matter?
- It's right there.

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In front of the building. I can
almost smell your little pine tree.

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It's a great space, isn't it?
- I don't understand.

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The university should
have offered it to me first.

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I'm the star
of the faculty.

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I'm the one whose brain
everyone wants to dissect for science.

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Right, for science.

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I deserve it!
- I have tenure!

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Oh, tenure!

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I suppose if someone sticks around
a third-rate university long enough,

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they'd have to recognize
her lack of drive somehow.

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Dick, you're overreacting.
- I'm not overreacting.

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Overreacting would be going
straight to the president of the university

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and telling him
exactly how I feel.

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Where are you going?
- Straight to the president of the university

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and telling him exactly how I feel!

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Dick, it's a parking space!
You're acting like a child.

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Sit down. Tell me what's on your mind.

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President Dewey, a great
injustice has been committed.

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Oh? Have I been
indicted?

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Worse. I don't like
my parking space.

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Yes, that is troublesome.

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I was thinking of something
along the lines of g-34.

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Now, that's a good spot.
I like that spot.

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And you're a good man.
I like you.

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What's on your mind?

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Well..the space.

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Oh, sorry. That's for tenured
personnel only.

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Then I order you to give me
an even closer spot.

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Dick, I'm gonna do you a favour.
- You're giving me the space?

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No, I'm gonna tell you a story.
- Can't you see I'm upset?

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You're right, I'm going to let
you do whatever you think is right.

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Well, then, I..I'm going to take the space.

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Sorry, no can do.
Cigar?

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I'm warning you, either you
give me that space or I quit!

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Ah, I understand.

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What space are you in now?
- X-17. Why?

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'Cause I'm giving that to
my secretary. Bye, Dick.

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All right, for starters, looks like
the storm knocked off some shingles.

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You lose anything else?
- I don't know. Like what?

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I'll run down the list.

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Did you have any gutters?
- No.

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Screens?
- No.

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Antennas?
- No.

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Direct satellite TV?

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Yes.

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Um, excuse me.

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Um, is this
417 Pensdale road?

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Yeah.
- Are you my wife?

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No.
- Ah. Good.

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Harry, you're back!

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Oh, we were so
worried about you!

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Whoa!
Are you my wife?

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Yeah, right.

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Harry, we have been
looking all over for you.

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Geez, Harry, you're a mess.
- Where have you been?

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Well, I'm not sure.

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My mind's
a complete blank.

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So then you're fine.
- Yeah.

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That's a relief, honey.
You go watch your stories.

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I'll make you
some toast.

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No sofa?
That's weird.

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Mmm. High Commander's
log book.

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Well, this sounds
interesting.

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January 9th.

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We have successfully
assumed human form,

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and have tricked the earthlings into thinking,

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that we are
of their species.

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Oh, my god!

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They're Aliens!

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La la la.

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You've got to be kidding.
- Nope. I did it.

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Walked off the job,
stuck it to the man,

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told him to kiss
my hairy polenta.

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Bye now!
- You can't be serious.

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I couldn't be more serious.
Please, pass me Mr. Potato man.

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Why are you doing this?
- Because it's not fair.

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Well, life isn't fair.

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Well you could remedy that Mary,
by giving me the space.

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That wouldn't be fair to me.

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Well life isn't fair, you said so yourself.

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Let it go Dick.
- Fine!

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Uh, that's
university property.

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Well they should have thought of
that before giving away my parking space.

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Well what are you gonna do now?
- Oh don't worry about me.

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I give Dewey about 10 minutes
before he comes crawling back to me.

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Nina, can you help me
with the water cooler?

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Dick. Dick!

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You have been sitting there for 10 days.

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For the last time, the
university's not gonna call.

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Oh, they'll call.

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They'll call.
And when they do,

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this phone is gonna
really, really ring.

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I just wonder whether it's worth
getting all meshuga over a parking space.

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Dick, I hate to interrupt
the creep-fest,

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but would you stop thinking of yourself
for a minute and think of the mission?

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Oh, my god,
they're on a mission.

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I am the mission!

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We came to this pitiful planet
to experience the human condition,

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but from all that I can
ascertain, the human condition requires

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nothing more than complete and
utter solipsistic self-absorption!

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And you can include that in your
next transmission to the you-know-who.

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Uh, who?

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The big, giant head!
Haven't you been listening?

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Oh, the big,
giant, head...

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Thank you for
seeing me, father, I..

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didn't know
where else to turn.

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Well, that's...

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why they pay me
the big bucks, you know?

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Father, if someone..

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say, a family member..
had helped you,

138
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cared for you,
given you shelter.

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And you knew something
terrible about them,

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it'd be okay to turn them
over to the authorities

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for dissection,
wouldn't it?

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Are they dangerous?
- Yes, No, I don't know!

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I'm so alone
and confused!

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You are not alone.

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There's someone up there who's
watching over everything you do...

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at all times.

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There is?
- Mm-hmm.

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Is this person called
"the big, giant head"?

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He goes by many names.
- And you know him?

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Know him? I work for him.

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I see.

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Well, thank you for your time.
- That's fine.

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Oh, my god!

154
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They're everywhere!

155
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We're out of cereal.

156
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We're out of milk.

157
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We're out of money.

158
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No milk? What am I gonna use in my coffee?

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No problem.
We're out of coffee too.

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Harry keeps drinking it. It's
like he's afraid to go to sleep.

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Harry?
Harry, come in here.

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Are you feeling all right?
- Yeah, oh yeah, fine, I'm fine.

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When I'm fine, I'm fine.
How are you? 'Cause I'm fine.

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Tommy, go tuck Harry in bed.
See that he gets some sleep.

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No! no no.

166
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No, I'm fine.

167
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Well, I guess this has been
kind of tough on all of us.

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Dick, why don't you just
apologise and get your job back?

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00:10:02,628 --> 00:10:05,452
Apologise?
Should the Venus De Milo

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00:10:05,453 --> 00:10:08,584
apologise to the thug
who broke its arms off? No!

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00:10:09,225 --> 00:10:11,120
Should the sphinx apologise
to the desert winds

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for eroding its nose?
No!

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Should Jim Carey
apologise to America

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for the cable guy?

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Perhaps.

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No, I'm not gonna apologise.
I can play their waiting game.

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Yeah, well, if you want to play the
eating game, you've got to do something.

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Oh, I plan to. I'm
gonna get myself a new job,

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a job worthy of me!

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Oh, really?
And where would that be?

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In America,
land of opportunity!

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Welcome to Rusty's.
How may I serve you?

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How do you make your burgers?
- Excellent question.

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First a clamp comes down
onto the cow's head,

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forcing it onto
a conveyor belt,

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where a prod is inserted
into the cow's rectum,

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electrocuting it.

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Give me two.
- Thank you.

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00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,631
And remember,
at Rusty's,

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E. Coli is not
on the menu.

191
00:11:06,733 --> 00:11:08,151
Stop saying that!

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00:11:09,729 --> 00:11:12,435
Welcome to Rusty's.
- Rusty burger and a monster fries.

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00:11:14,044 --> 00:11:16,056
Very well.
- Solomon,

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00:11:16,357 --> 00:11:19,302
you're supposed to ask him if he
wants a fried apple pie with that.

195
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:22,276
But Dougy, I can't.
I mean, just look at him.

196
00:11:22,277 --> 00:11:24,187
The rusty burger alone is
enough to give him a coronary.

197
00:11:24,188 --> 00:11:26,798
The fried pie will be
the death blow!

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00:11:26,968 --> 00:11:30,353
Look, I didn't go to hamburger
college to take crap from you.

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00:11:31,490 --> 00:11:32,816
Hamburger college.

200
00:11:33,407 --> 00:11:36,244
They're not by chance looking
for a physics professor, are they?

201
00:11:36,630 --> 00:11:38,780
It's a hamburger school!

202
00:11:38,981 --> 00:11:40,798
Once again, I find
myself at the mercy

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00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:43,253
of someone I wouldn't
let pick my nose.

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00:11:43,554 --> 00:11:47,020
I'm the most qualified. I'm the
smartest. I should be running Rusty's!

205
00:11:47,021 --> 00:11:49,192
That's it.
You're off register.

206
00:11:49,193 --> 00:11:51,220
Report immediately
to the drive-thru window.

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00:11:51,221 --> 00:11:54,770
Demoted?
Dougy, no!

208
00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,159
Well, I don't know if I could
come back to the university.

209
00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:05,304
No.
Well, I am deeply hurt.

210
00:12:06,888 --> 00:12:09,929
I don't care how much you
beg. I am not coming back.

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00:12:11,090 --> 00:12:12,761
No. No.

212
00:12:14,589 --> 00:12:16,405
Well, to be honest,
I'm entertaining

213
00:12:16,406 --> 00:12:18,999
some very interesting offers
even as we speak.

214
00:12:21,514 --> 00:12:24,594
Well, you'd better get going, Dick. You
know how Dougy hates it when you're late.

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00:12:24,595 --> 00:12:27,175
I'll go, as soon
as I find my hat.

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00:12:27,176 --> 00:12:28,930
Uh, you're wearing
your hat.

217
00:12:28,931 --> 00:12:31,655
Don't... be
ridiculous.

218
00:12:31,656 --> 00:12:34,033
Don't you think I'd know if
I were wearing my own hat?

219
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:35,541
Ah!
There it is.

220
00:12:37,079 --> 00:12:38,325
Yes, operator,

221
00:12:38,626 --> 00:12:40,941
you have to listen
very carefully.

222
00:12:41,985 --> 00:12:44,792
I'm at 417 Pensdale road,

223
00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:48,037
and I'm surrounded
by aliens.

224
00:12:49,039 --> 00:12:52,536
I need to talk to the
president of the United States.

225
00:12:53,858 --> 00:12:58,088
Yeah, I know I need help.
That's why I'm calling, Hallo?

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00:12:58,774 --> 00:12:59,782
Hello?

227
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:01,951
Hello?

228
00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:07,496
They've gotten to
the phone company too.

229
00:13:13,747 --> 00:13:16,310
Thank you for making
Rusty's a part of your day.

230
00:13:24,669 --> 00:13:26,186
Hello, Bug, Pitman.

231
00:13:26,756 --> 00:13:28,598
Welcome to Rusty's.
How may I serve you?

232
00:13:28,599 --> 00:13:30,475
We're not hungry Dr Solomon.

233
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,467
We just wanted to come in
and see if you were really

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00:13:32,468 --> 00:13:35,049
flippin' patties in the
hamburger freak-out ward.

235
00:13:35,321 --> 00:13:37,252
You insolent little twerps! I should..

236
00:13:37,253 --> 00:13:40,556
Well, what do we have here?
A customer satisfaction card.

237
00:13:41,830 --> 00:13:44,346
"Rate the performance
of your server".

238
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,370
"F".

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00:13:47,901 --> 00:13:50,008
Thank you for making
Rusty's a part of your day.

240
00:13:56,689 --> 00:13:58,527
So this is where the great minds of
Rutherford go

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00:13:58,528 --> 00:13:59,948
when they're feeling underappreciated?

242
00:13:59,949 --> 00:14:01,815
Hello, Mary.
- Hello, Dick.

243
00:14:01,956 --> 00:14:03,870
I see they've got you back
behind the register.

244
00:14:03,871 --> 00:14:07,142
No, I'm just covering for
Maurice.. he's out back having a smoke.

245
00:14:09,091 --> 00:14:11,566
A man of your brilliance
quitting his job,

246
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:13,701
over a stupid
parking space!

247
00:14:13,702 --> 00:14:15,945
If it's so stupid, why don't you give it to me?
- Never.

248
00:14:15,946 --> 00:14:18,638
Ah-ha! So you admit it's important.
- I admit nothing.

249
00:14:18,639 --> 00:14:20,291
Give me a rusty dog,
no onions.

250
00:14:24,225 --> 00:14:26,149
Would you like
a fried pie with that?

251
00:14:27,449 --> 00:14:29,285
Yes.
- No, Mary, don't do it!

252
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,182
Give me the pie.

253
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:32,774
Mary, you have your
whole life ahead of you!

254
00:14:33,461 --> 00:14:37,363
Oh, Dick, why are you doing this to
yourself? Can't you just come back?

255
00:14:37,364 --> 00:14:39,947
No, Mary.
I have my pride!

256
00:14:44,309 --> 00:14:45,627
So you're working
at Rusty's.

257
00:14:45,628 --> 00:14:49,564
Yes, they have some wonderful
opportunities for advancement here.

258
00:14:49,565 --> 00:14:52,818
Did you know that the fry man who used
to work here is now a multimillionaire?

259
00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:53,881
What happened?

260
00:14:53,882 --> 00:14:56,926
He lost his arm in the patty
press and got a great lawyer.

261
00:15:00,006 --> 00:15:03,799
All right, gentlemen,
prepare yourself for a fancy feast.

262
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:06,494
Fancy feast? Can we afford that?
- Yes, we can.

263
00:15:06,495 --> 00:15:09,185
Before I was shopping
today, I found this aisle in the back

264
00:15:09,186 --> 00:15:11,257
that had these
unbelievable savings..

265
00:15:11,258 --> 00:15:14,998
tuna, liver, and new seafood
blend for you finicky types.

266
00:15:17,009 --> 00:15:19,477
Wait a minute.
You're feeding us cat?

267
00:15:19,778 --> 00:15:22,123
It's not cat, Tommy,
it's salmon.

268
00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:24,008
There's just a picture
of a cat on the label.

269
00:15:24,664 --> 00:15:27,749
The best part is, next to the food
they had these adorable little gifts.

270
00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:31,163
Look.
- Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh...

271
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,442
I've never been happier
in my life!

272
00:15:36,743 --> 00:15:39,779
I was playing with it today, and it
got stuck behind the refrigerator,

273
00:15:39,780 --> 00:15:41,429
and I went nuts
trying to get it!

274
00:15:50,835 --> 00:15:53,077
Hello? Hel...

275
00:15:57,759 --> 00:16:00,745
I've been awake
for 16 days.

276
00:16:02,340 --> 00:16:03,896
That must be
a record.

277
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,517
So, I've got to know,

278
00:16:05,818 --> 00:16:07,152
are you one of them?

279
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:11,703
I'm just going to step
out of this closet now.

280
00:16:12,921 --> 00:16:15,108
If you are who
you say you are,

281
00:16:15,109 --> 00:16:18,368
then who won the world series in 1956?

282
00:16:19,408 --> 00:16:20,351
Who? Who?

283
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:24,265
I don't know!
- I don't know either!

284
00:16:28,385 --> 00:16:29,219
Ha!

285
00:16:30,633 --> 00:16:34,004
Oh, I see what it's come to.
You're too good for a Rusty's man.

286
00:16:36,144 --> 00:16:39,141
Dick, it's not what
you think it is.

287
00:16:40,717 --> 00:16:42,196
I'm not sure
what it was.

288
00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:45,802
I only came by to tell you
that I spoke with President Dewey,

289
00:16:45,803 --> 00:16:48,979
and he's willing to meet with you.
- Never! I have my pride.

290
00:16:49,315 --> 00:16:51,230
All right.
All right, keep your pride.

291
00:16:51,231 --> 00:16:53,422
Suffer all you want.
But what about your family?

292
00:16:53,423 --> 00:16:54,870
There's nothing wrong with my family.

293
00:16:54,871 --> 00:16:57,157
Your son is eating cat food!

294
00:16:59,678 --> 00:17:01,177
Cat food?

295
00:17:10,311 --> 00:17:11,451
Maybe you're right.

296
00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:14,041
I'm beginning to wonder
if I was rash,

297
00:17:14,042 --> 00:17:16,059
quitting my job
over a parking space.

298
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,525
Stop wondering.

299
00:17:19,183 --> 00:17:21,095
I can't help thinking
that it was my pride

300
00:17:21,096 --> 00:17:22,838
that clouded
my judgment.

301
00:17:23,039 --> 00:17:24,678
Stop thinking.
It did.

302
00:17:25,226 --> 00:17:28,308
Was it folly or sheer
idiocy that led to my downfall?

303
00:17:28,309 --> 00:17:29,350
Folly.
- Idiocy.

304
00:17:29,351 --> 00:17:31,194
No, I change my vote
to "idiocy".

305
00:17:35,910 --> 00:17:38,310
Hello, President Dewey.
- Hello, Mary.

306
00:17:38,311 --> 00:17:41,150
Dr. Solomon and I..
Dick!

307
00:17:43,286 --> 00:17:44,933
Hello, President Dewey.

308
00:17:44,934 --> 00:17:47,290
And thank you, Dr.
Albright, for announcing me.

309
00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,519
I believe you have
something to say to President Dewey.

310
00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:55,603
I would like to discuss the terms
under which I will return to Pendleton.

311
00:17:55,804 --> 00:17:59,091
He wants to drop the parking thing.
- That's good to hear.

312
00:17:59,092 --> 00:18:01,632
And in return, you will
admit that you were wrong,

313
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:04,109
and that this university
was falling apart without me.

314
00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:07,957
Or not.
- We're getting along very well without you.

315
00:18:07,958 --> 00:18:09,145
Thank you and good-bye.

316
00:18:09,599 --> 00:18:13,270
On no, but President Dewey, Dr. Solomon is aware
of how pathetic he's been over the..

317
00:18:13,271 --> 00:18:17,000
Mary.. Mary, Mary, Mary,
Mary. This is beneath you

318
00:18:17,001 --> 00:18:18,250
Why don't you wait outside,

319
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:21,612
and I'll settle this
on my own terms, all right?

320
00:18:23,504 --> 00:18:24,865
Please!

321
00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:27,883
Please take me back!

322
00:18:28,259 --> 00:18:30,235
Sorry, can't do it.
- Please! Please!

323
00:18:30,236 --> 00:18:32,461
I'll do anything!
Just name it!

324
00:18:32,462 --> 00:18:35,197
You can apologise.
- You want me to apologise?

325
00:18:35,298 --> 00:18:38,896
Yes.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

326
00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:41,320
That's fine, you can
begin tomorrow.

327
00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:42,902
In my new
parking spot?

328
00:18:43,732 --> 00:18:46,053
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

329
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,328
So, Dick, any problems
getting your job back?

330
00:18:57,329 --> 00:18:58,812
Are you kidding?
He begged me.

331
00:19:00,786 --> 00:19:02,696
Well, he didn't
"Beg", beg,

332
00:19:02,697 --> 00:19:04,331
but it was
clear enough.

333
00:19:05,134 --> 00:19:07,212
I take it you didn't get the space either.

334
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:09,579
Not the "Space"
space.

335
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:12,528
But you know, I learned something very important.
- What?

336
00:19:12,529 --> 00:19:15,397
That even if you're the
high commander and brilliant,

337
00:19:15,398 --> 00:19:17,631
there's still time
for a little humility.

338
00:19:17,832 --> 00:19:20,125
Thankfully, that time
is now over.

339
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:21,526
Ah, dinner!

340
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:23,939
Let's eat, Harry.

341
00:19:23,940 --> 00:19:27,835
Oh, did you just say,
"let's eat Harry"?

342
00:19:29,046 --> 00:19:32,114
Yeah, we're hungry,
so it's time to eat, Harry.

343
00:19:32,747 --> 00:19:33,861
"Eat Harry".

344
00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:35,830
I see.

345
00:19:37,049 --> 00:19:39,110
Could I just have
a moment, please?

346
00:19:39,347 --> 00:19:40,565
Whatever.

347
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,788
Would you hurry it up?
I'm starving.

348
00:19:51,178 --> 00:19:52,152
Whoa!

349
00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:54,360
That was a close one.

350
00:20:09,489 --> 00:20:11,865
Mmm, my favourite!

351
00:20:11,866 --> 00:20:13,819
Meat loaf deluxe-O.

352
00:20:14,930 --> 00:20:16,851
Well, Harry,
we haven't had that

353
00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:18,693
since Dick quit his job
three weeks ago.

354
00:20:18,694 --> 00:20:20,397
Dick quit his job?

355
00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:23,374
Yeah, why do you think
he was working at Rusty's?

356
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:26,172
Dick was working
at Rusty's?

357
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:29,133
Geez, Harry, don't you know anything?

358
00:20:29,134 --> 00:20:30,924
No.
All I know is,

359
00:20:30,925 --> 00:20:32,998
I got a transmitter in my head,

360
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:35,993
and Charlie's angels
is on weeknights at 7:00.

361
00:20:37,481 --> 00:20:40,458
Oh, my god!
It's 7:00 now!

362
00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:51,279
Mmm, thanks for
the ride this morning.

363
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,822
Oh, I couldn't let you walk. It's pouring.

364
00:20:59,239 --> 00:21:01,496
How's your new parking spot?
- Awful!

365
00:21:01,497 --> 00:21:04,525
My house is closer. Dewey
is gonna hear about this.

366
00:21:04,824 --> 00:21:05,989
And after that,
for lunch,

367
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:09,155
I'll have a rusty burger
with fries.

368
00:21:11,091 --> 00:21:12,817
Actually, it's not
so bad.
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00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00