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There's something about
the moon and stars

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that's... so romantic.
I wish that--

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All:
Dr. Albright was here

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instead of a group
of ungrateful subordinates.

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- What are you reading?
- "Vogue."

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Ha! Look at this.
"Stomachs are in.

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Breasts are out."

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Well, that's just
basic anatomy.

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Why don't you
look like that?

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Because that woman has
used a line of products

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that promotes moist-looking
skin and a vacant look in her eyes.

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Well, get some.

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I've also noticed, lieutenant, that
most girls smell better than you do.

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All right, it's my job
to research women,

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so I'll get some soap,
but I want it understood

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it's not because
I want to smell nice.

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Sally, you know, fragrance
is an integral part

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of the human experience-- the
smell of flowers in the springtime,

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the aroma of fresh
baked apple pie.

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A beautiful sunset

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with pink and orange
streaking the sky.

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Harry, that's a sight,
not a smell.

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Oh. Well,
I knew it was

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one of those
face hole things.

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- Good morning!
- Shh!

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Please.
I'm meditating.

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Oh, meditation.
Interesting.

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Sometimes, when I'm
feeling stressed out,

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I like to visualize myself
in a peaceful place.

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Don't let me interrupt.
You go on.

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How do you do it?

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Close your eyes.
Breathe.

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And picture
a beautiful place.

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Okay.

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- Yes, I'm there.

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There's
a lovely breeze.

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I'm wearing
a gauzy dress.

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A wave hits me,

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but it doesn't matter because
I've lost that winter weight.

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I take off my shirt.

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The sun embraces me like
thousands of warm fingers.

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I am relaxed and free.

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Even my horse
senses your calm.

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I didn't see your big horse,
handsome stranger.

45
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That's because you
were distracted

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by my chiseled pecs.

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Just then, their secretary
arrives to say

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"it's all-you-can-eat
fish day in the cafeteria."

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Ooh, fish. Great.

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Ah, yes, fish.

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My horse likes fish.

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Don't wander off.
I'll just be a second.

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And, you, don't
touch anything.

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Can I help you
find something

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from the Firma De tata
skin care line, miss?

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I'm looking for soap.

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Are you oily or dry?

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It depends on
where you look.

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Combination.
Are you familiar with

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our foaming face wash,
De bara tata?

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- Is it soap?
- You'll love it.

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And today we have special
on Olia De Firma eye cream.

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- No, I just want soap.
- How are you on toning gel?

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Mi throata tota
is a must.

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If it's soap,
I'll take it.

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Are you sloughing?

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What words are you
not understanding?

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I need soap, just the soap. Give me soap!

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If I can help you
or answer any questions,

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just let me know.
I'm onya.

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Okay, onya,
I was wondering

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if you could explain to me
this human obsession with youth

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and why the cosmetics industry
perpetuates this self-destructive behavior?

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Excuse me.

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That was great,
what you just said to her.

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- I've seen you at school, right?
- Yeah, I've seen you, too,

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hiding under the bleachers
watching the cheerleaders.

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You didn't strike me
as much of a thinker.

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I'm August.
Don't call me Auggie.

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I'm Tommy. Don't call
me Auggie, either.

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You know,
it's so depressing

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how the baby boomers
have distorted society.

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They screwed up the job
market, froze music for 30 years,

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and now this.

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Yeah, they've created
an entire industry

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attempting to recapture
the youth they squandered.

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Tommy, you are
insanely bright.

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Well, it's just
how I feel.

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"Very berry lip stain."
What do you think?

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Me like.

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Ooh! There's my cab.
I'm late.

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- Your cab? Where are you going?
- <i>To the airport.</i>

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Oh, the airport. I'd love to see the airport.

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- We could make a night of it.
- Well,

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I'm just going to be there
until my plane leaves.

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- Going on a little retreat.
- Retreat? You're going away.

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- Just for a week.
- A week?

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- <i>Uh-huh.</i>
- Is there a number I can call you if I need you?

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- Ooh, gotta go. Bye.

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But--

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Dr. Albright!

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Hey! You forgot your--

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you forgot your--

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me!

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Hi.

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Care for a complimentary
facial from orca skin care for men?

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I don't think I should.

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Don't you deserve a little
time-Out for yourself?

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- No.
- Come on.

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Sit down.
Relax.

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Ooh!

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Soft.

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Thank you.

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Ow, ow, ow, ow,
ow, ow, ow, ow.

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You really have
great skin.

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You probably stay
away from the sun.

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Well, after almost
crashing into it,

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you learn your lesson.

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Most men don't think
they have time for pampering,

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but they're wrong.

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Well, I'm really
not like most men.

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I could tell.

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Is it that obvious? Boy,
is Dick going to be mad.

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You know, he keeps telling
me that I need to fit in more.

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Who's Dick?

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He's my high commander.

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I was in a relationship
like that once.

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Now, doesn't that
feel good?

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The first time is always
fabulous, isn't it?

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Sally:
<i>Dick!</i>

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Oh, it's you.
How's your soap research?

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It's more than soap, Dick.
It's a whole regime.

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Aviana gave me all these vials
of potions to experiment with.

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Okay, this one dulls my shine.
This one brings out my glow.

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But I'm going to put 'em both on my face
at the same time and let 'em fight it out.

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- Who's Aviana?
- She gave me this.

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And expected nothing
in return?

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So, does anybody

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notice anything...

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different about me?

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Your teeth look whiter.

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I bet you think I've been
mountain biking, but, no.

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It's orca's sunless
sea bronzer for men.

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Phillip says that it gives
the illusion of being in the sun

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without all
of the elastin damage.

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- Who's Phillip?
- My skin care specialist.

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He taught me
that my self-esteem

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does not rely on
what others think of me

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but, instead,
on how I look.

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Well, you look
like an idiot.

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Oh? Well, the people
at the personnel office

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didn't seem to think so.

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You're looking at

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the new orca pour homme
representative.

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I get to wear
a sailor's suit.

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- Where's Tommy?
- He's with his new girlfriend, August.

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August? Phillip?
Aviana?

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Who are all these people? What
kind of a store did you go to?

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They're just friends we
made. You should try it.

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Excuse me, just because I've
developed a relationship with one woman

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at the expense of developing a
relationship with any other human on this planet

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- does not mean I don't have any friends.
- Name one.

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- Well, I've got lots of friends.
- Who?

164
00:10:01,655 --> 00:10:04,974
Willie, Steve, and...

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00:10:04,975 --> 00:10:06,877
carpet giant.

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00:10:09,975 --> 00:10:12,844
Good morning, Dr. Solomon.
Isn't it a beautiful day?

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00:10:12,845 --> 00:10:16,522
You're in a cheerful mood. Do you
forget that Dr. Albright is gone?

168
00:10:16,523 --> 00:10:19,424
- Nope.
- Nina...

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00:10:19,425 --> 00:10:22,744
do you have the number
where Dr. Albright is staying?

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00:10:22,745 --> 00:10:24,681
- Yep.
- Good.

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00:10:24,682 --> 00:10:28,455
- Could you get her on the phone for me, please?
- She said no calls.

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00:10:28,456 --> 00:10:31,132
You work for me, too. When
I ask you to do something,

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you are to do it
immediately, no questions asked!

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Whoo!

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00:10:45,581 --> 00:10:48,774
Thank you. Why did
you bring me here?

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00:10:48,775 --> 00:10:50,708
Well, with
Dr. Albright gone,

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I thought it would be a nice
chance for us friends to catch up.

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00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:56,193
- Mm-hmm.
- So, um...

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00:10:56,194 --> 00:10:58,159
how long have you
been at Pendleton?

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- Three years.
- My, that's a long time.

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00:11:00,611 --> 00:11:03,223
You're going to fire me,
aren't you?

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00:11:03,224 --> 00:11:06,029
- Why would you think that?
- Because I won't give you the phone number.

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00:11:06,029 --> 00:11:08,544
- That would be--
- If you think that I won't cause a scene

184
00:11:08,545 --> 00:11:11,447
just because we're in a fancy
restaurant, you had better think again

185
00:11:11,448 --> 00:11:14,897
because I'm going to tell you
exactly what I think of your sorry ass

186
00:11:14,898 --> 00:11:18,608
and the loser school that owns it
because I, Nina Campbell, am quitting!

187
00:11:18,609 --> 00:11:21,318
- I work damn hard for you!

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00:11:21,319 --> 00:11:23,381
Nina, sit down.

189
00:11:23,382 --> 00:11:25,541
I'm not firing you.

190
00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,575
- You're not?
- No.

191
00:11:27,576 --> 00:11:30,282
Oh. Okay.

192
00:11:30,283 --> 00:11:32,863
- I'd like to change
my order.

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00:11:32,864 --> 00:11:35,185
Bring me the rack of lamb
and a beefeater martini,

194
00:11:35,186 --> 00:11:37,056
straight up
with an olive.

195
00:11:39,507 --> 00:11:42,571
- But about Dr. Albright's number--
- Don't press your luck.

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00:11:49,634 --> 00:11:51,957
Dick, I made you a sandwich.
Aren't you ever coming home?

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00:11:51,958 --> 00:11:55,085
Not until I find out where
Dr. Albright is staying.

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00:11:56,408 --> 00:11:58,988
Oh, mama!
Walk that around.

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00:12:01,343 --> 00:12:03,923
- Why did I say that?
- I've been getting that all day.

200
00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:06,018
Everywhere I go,
men just react like that,

201
00:12:06,019 --> 00:12:09,018
even construction workers.

202
00:12:09,019 --> 00:12:11,050
You know, this stuff
changes you somehow.

203
00:12:11,051 --> 00:12:13,017
It's like the clogged pores

204
00:12:13,018 --> 00:12:16,533
keep your self-esteem
from escaping.

205
00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:19,500
- I think I like it.
- She must have left her number here somewhere.

206
00:12:19,501 --> 00:12:21,435
She keeps everything--

207
00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,435
she's so anal.

208
00:12:23,436 --> 00:12:26,822
Will you drop it? We'll
just build another Albright.

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00:12:26,823 --> 00:12:29,401
We have the technology.
We have the leftover flesh.

210
00:12:29,402 --> 00:12:31,821
And I could really use
the extra freezer space.

211
00:12:31,822 --> 00:12:33,949
Are you mad? There's only one Dr. Albright.

212
00:12:33,950 --> 00:12:35,884
- Calm down.
- You don't understand.

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00:12:35,885 --> 00:12:38,529
- I need to talk to her right now!
- Pull yourself together, man!

214
00:12:40,788 --> 00:12:42,722
Thank you, lieutenant.

215
00:12:43,883 --> 00:12:46,141
You smell great.

216
00:12:53,849 --> 00:12:56,816
You know, Tommy,
you really have an old soul.

217
00:12:58,366 --> 00:13:01,558
- I like it.
- Oh, you do?

218
00:13:01,559 --> 00:13:03,493
Well, um...

219
00:13:03,494 --> 00:13:05,493
it is really, really old.

220
00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,879
So, Dick's not your
real father, is he?

221
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,782
- How'd you know?
- Well, you seem to have

222
00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:16,071
this kind of loyalty to him
but no real emotional connection.

223
00:13:17,168 --> 00:13:19,102
Tommy?
Have I upset you?

224
00:13:19,103 --> 00:13:22,167
No, I was just trying
to look down your blouse.

225
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:24,972
- Oh, god!
- What? What did I say? What?

226
00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:27,651
I don't know how
I ever could have expected

227
00:13:27,652 --> 00:13:29,585
a 14-year-old boy--

228
00:13:29,586 --> 00:13:31,521
and I emphasize "boy"--

229
00:13:31,522 --> 00:13:34,584
- to be able to separate my body from my mind.
- Wait, August,

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00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:36,520
they're attached.
Wait! Hold on.

231
00:13:36,521 --> 00:13:39,583
Wait! Come back!
Wait. Stop.

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00:13:39,584 --> 00:13:43,035
Let's talk about my feelings some
more. They're really screwed up.

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00:13:45,745 --> 00:13:47,616
You heard me.

234
00:13:54,259 --> 00:13:56,194
...Mary Albright.

235
00:14:01,098 --> 00:14:04,030
Well, she's not
at the bangkok Sheraton.

236
00:14:09,548 --> 00:14:11,644
When you can't go
to the sea,

237
00:14:11,645 --> 00:14:13,610
the sea comes to you

238
00:14:13,611 --> 00:14:15,706
with orca.

239
00:14:15,707 --> 00:14:17,997
Ooh.

240
00:14:17,998 --> 00:14:19,931
Doesn't "orca"
mean whale?

241
00:14:19,932 --> 00:14:21,868
Yes. All of
our products

242
00:14:21,869 --> 00:14:24,607
are derived from
essential whale oils.

243
00:14:24,608 --> 00:14:27,027
All the goodness
of whale.

244
00:14:28,351 --> 00:14:30,285
Isn't that
animal cruelty?

245
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,445
Oh, no. No, they
don't kill the whales,

246
00:14:32,446 --> 00:14:34,703
they just corner 'em.

247
00:14:34,704 --> 00:14:37,541
You would be amazed
at how much oil they let go

248
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:39,863
when they are
really scared.

249
00:14:42,509 --> 00:14:44,443
Find out what Eskimo men

250
00:14:44,444 --> 00:14:46,379
have known for centuries.

251
00:14:46,380 --> 00:14:48,475
Ah, I see

252
00:14:48,476 --> 00:14:51,120
you're already familiar
with our bronzer.

253
00:14:54,638 --> 00:14:56,603
All Righty.

254
00:14:58,249 --> 00:15:00,280
Aviana--
Aviana, over here.

255
00:15:00,281 --> 00:15:01,827
Excuse me.

256
00:15:01,828 --> 00:15:05,117
Aviana, I'm flaking bad.
I need some more samples.

257
00:15:05,118 --> 00:15:07,439
I'm sorry. Only the first sample is free.

258
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,181
- Now you have to pay.
- Just a little scrub.

259
00:15:10,182 --> 00:15:13,633
Half an ounce? I'll get the
money. You know I'm good for it.

260
00:15:13,634 --> 00:15:17,439
I'm sorry. My suppliers
would never go for that.

261
00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,373
I see how this works.

262
00:15:19,374 --> 00:15:22,341
You reel me in with your glossy
ads, get me hooked on freebies.

263
00:15:22,342 --> 00:15:24,921
Next thing you know, I'm out
trying to scrape together enough cash

264
00:15:24,922 --> 00:15:26,695
for a lousy
tube of concealer.

265
00:15:26,696 --> 00:15:28,952
Fine, don't buy it then.

266
00:15:28,953 --> 00:15:31,628
I have plenty of others
who want it.

267
00:15:31,629 --> 00:15:35,081
- Would you like a free sample of Firma De tata?
- <i>No!</i>

268
00:15:35,082 --> 00:15:38,175
Don't do it.
Just say no.

269
00:15:40,435 --> 00:15:42,369
When you can't go
to the--

270
00:15:45,467 --> 00:15:47,400
why did I have
to come here?

271
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,466
I was perfectly happy
sitting in my room,

272
00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:51,496
fantasizing that August
doesn't hate my guts.

273
00:15:51,497 --> 00:15:53,432
Because you're
the information officer.

274
00:15:53,433 --> 00:15:56,947
I'm sure you can defeat
a simple door lock.

275
00:15:56,947 --> 00:15:58,883
What are you doing?!
This is illegal.

276
00:15:58,884 --> 00:16:00,174
Now we're
breaking and entering.

277
00:16:00,175 --> 00:16:03,042
What did you expect me to do? Beam you in?

278
00:16:05,077 --> 00:16:07,010
Smell.

279
00:16:10,269 --> 00:16:12,461
- What?
- Mary!

280
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,074
You know, you and I
are pathetic.

281
00:16:16,075 --> 00:16:18,943
We're superior beings. We're
supposed to be here studying the human race,

282
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:20,878
not mooning over
a couple of chicks.

283
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:23,361
I'm not mooning, I'm
obsessing. There's a difference.

284
00:16:23,362 --> 00:16:26,426
Now, look around for a travel
brochure or itinerary, something.

285
00:16:26,427 --> 00:16:28,394
No, Dick,
I have to get home.

286
00:16:28,395 --> 00:16:31,005
I have to wait by the phone
for August not to call.

287
00:16:31,006 --> 00:16:33,005
All right, you do that.
I'm gonna...

288
00:16:33,006 --> 00:16:35,263
hang around here
for a while.

289
00:16:35,264 --> 00:16:38,165
Dick? You're not gonna do
anything creepy, are you?

290
00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,230
You know me
better than that.

291
00:16:41,231 --> 00:16:44,166
I'm just going to rifle
through her belongings.

292
00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:50,294
August...

293
00:16:50,295 --> 00:16:52,551
I just came
for my backpack.

294
00:16:52,552 --> 00:16:54,582
Oh. Well, it's
on the bed.

295
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,550
Listen, I ran out

296
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,613
because I was
disappointed in you.

297
00:16:58,614 --> 00:17:00,679
I thought you were
different than other guys.

298
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,936
Oh, I am different.

299
00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:06,548
You have no idea
how different I am.

300
00:17:06,548 --> 00:17:08,483
Well, you're not
totally to blame,

301
00:17:08,484 --> 00:17:11,581
because I know I send
some really mature signals.

302
00:17:14,613 --> 00:17:16,870
Okay, I can deal
with that.

303
00:17:16,871 --> 00:17:18,805
I can forget
the physical stuff

304
00:17:18,806 --> 00:17:20,997
and just be
completely intellectual

305
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,933
all the time.

306
00:17:22,934 --> 00:17:25,513
Well, I hope
not all the time.

307
00:17:25,514 --> 00:17:27,448
Thank god,

308
00:17:27,449 --> 00:17:29,674
'cause, frankly,
I couldn't have done that.

309
00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:33,126
Look, it's not
that complicated.

310
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:35,060
Sometimes you go
with the intellectual,

311
00:17:35,061 --> 00:17:36,996
sometimes you go
with the physical,

312
00:17:36,997 --> 00:17:39,479
and sometimes
just closeness is nice.

313
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,188
How will I know
when to do what?

314
00:17:42,189 --> 00:17:44,671
I'll decide that
as we go along.

315
00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:07,569
Why, Dr. Albright,

316
00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:09,537
you're being so naughty.

317
00:18:11,151 --> 00:18:14,053
Whoa!

318
00:18:14,054 --> 00:18:15,989
Oh.

319
00:18:17,569 --> 00:18:20,567
I just came by
to feed the fish.

320
00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,503
Me, too.

321
00:18:26,117 --> 00:18:29,762
- Good morning, Nina.
- Good morning, Dr. Albright. You look great.

322
00:18:29,762 --> 00:18:33,115
I feel like a million bucks.
Did I miss anything?

323
00:18:33,116 --> 00:18:35,051
Mmm, not really.

324
00:18:37,696 --> 00:18:40,209
Mary!

325
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,985
You came back!

326
00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:52,554
When humans come together,

327
00:19:52,555 --> 00:19:54,488
they... connect somehow.

328
00:19:54,489 --> 00:19:56,520
And when one
of them goes away,

329
00:19:56,521 --> 00:19:58,521
they pull out
a part of you.

330
00:19:58,522 --> 00:20:02,326
Dr. Albright took a piece
of me with her when she left.

331
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,227
And when she came back,
I felt normal again.

332
00:20:05,228 --> 00:20:07,487
Well, as normal
as one can feel

333
00:20:07,488 --> 00:20:09,422
in these bodies.

334
00:20:09,423 --> 00:20:11,453
While we're on
the subject of bodies,

335
00:20:11,454 --> 00:20:14,098
why is mine so much higher
maintenance than yours?

336
00:20:14,098 --> 00:20:16,452
I think the economy
relies on it.

337
00:20:19,291 --> 00:20:21,161
Hi, guys.

338
00:20:24,548 --> 00:20:26,643
What are you
selling now?

339
00:20:26,644 --> 00:20:29,062
Well, surprisingly,
I got fired,

340
00:20:29,063 --> 00:20:31,805
but Phillip
found me a new job.

341
00:20:31,806 --> 00:20:34,579
I am now
a full-time employee

342
00:20:34,580 --> 00:20:36,544
at the Spartacus lounge.

343
00:20:36,545 --> 00:20:38,577
Good for you, Harry.

344
00:20:38,578 --> 00:20:42,124
You know, a man is never
really complete when he's alone.

345
00:20:42,125 --> 00:20:45,673
And a woman's not complete
unless she's making you beg.

346
00:20:45,674 --> 00:20:49,058
How do the men here survive
when the women go away?

347
00:20:49,059 --> 00:20:51,897
They go to bars.

348
00:20:51,897 --> 00:20:53,833
They get along
without their women?

349
00:20:53,834 --> 00:20:55,865
They make do.