1 00:00:04,143 --> 00:00:05,561 No. 2 00:00:14,716 --> 00:00:17,592 Oh! Bazooka Joe... 3 00:00:20,282 --> 00:00:22,054 you're an imbecile! 4 00:00:24,519 --> 00:00:26,637 Good morning. - Dr. Albright. 5 00:00:32,473 --> 00:00:33,658 I am about to reveal 6 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:36,179 something astounding. 7 00:00:36,938 --> 00:00:38,944 I think you're overestimating yourself. 8 00:00:40,385 --> 00:00:42,550 Behold! An Atm card. 9 00:00:42,551 --> 00:00:43,435 Oh. 10 00:00:44,417 --> 00:00:45,940 Congratulations. 11 00:00:45,941 --> 00:00:48,035 You're now a member of a very elite group 12 00:00:48,036 --> 00:00:51,630 of 2, 3, hundred million Americans. 13 00:00:51,631 --> 00:00:53,903 My name is raised. You can touch it if you want. 14 00:00:53,904 --> 00:00:55,906 No, thanks. 15 00:00:55,907 --> 00:00:58,333 When I press it into my forehead.. 16 00:00:59,476 --> 00:01:01,964 you can read my name backwards. 17 00:01:02,433 --> 00:01:05,736 Pace yourself, we have a whole semester. 18 00:01:06,125 --> 00:01:07,442 Nina, did I show you my new.. 19 00:01:07,443 --> 00:01:10,240 yes, you did, and, no, I don't want to feel it. 20 00:01:11,973 --> 00:01:13,233 I have a great idea. 21 00:01:13,234 --> 00:01:16,296 To celebrate, why don't I use my new Atm card 22 00:01:16,297 --> 00:01:19,096 to withdraw money from one of many convenient locations, 23 00:01:19,097 --> 00:01:20,115 even after business hours, 24 00:01:21,745 --> 00:01:23,608 and take you out to dinner tomorrow night? 25 00:01:23,609 --> 00:01:25,823 All right. - Really? 26 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:27,843 Yes. - You're not just toying with me? 27 00:01:27,844 --> 00:01:30,823 You do understand it's dinner, out? 28 00:01:31,234 --> 00:01:32,494 Yes, 29 00:01:32,495 --> 00:01:34,440 but it can't just be dinner out of the house. 30 00:01:34,441 --> 00:01:36,687 It also has to be dinner out of the car. 31 00:01:36,688 --> 00:01:41,419 Yes. Now all I have to do is put this card into the Atm, 32 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:44,559 punch in my secret code, 1-2-3-4 33 00:01:46,086 --> 00:01:47,258 oh, no! 34 00:01:49,087 --> 00:01:51,886 I was never supposed to reveal my code to anyone! 35 00:01:51,887 --> 00:01:54,969 Ooh, well, now you're going to have to kill us. 36 00:02:35,049 --> 00:02:38,295 That was the mall. Wasn't it great? - How would I know? 37 00:02:38,296 --> 00:02:39,678 The escalator broke down, 38 00:02:39,679 --> 00:02:41,990 and I was stuck there for an hour and a half. 39 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:45,403 You know, I think the entire planet 40 00:02:45,404 --> 00:02:47,274 should be covered by one big roof. 41 00:02:47,275 --> 00:02:49,750 And we should never be more than 15 feet 42 00:02:49,751 --> 00:02:50,999 from a wienie on a stick. 43 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:54,993 Tommy, look what I bought for you. - A basketball? 44 00:02:54,994 --> 00:02:58,319 I've decided that you should join your school's team. - Why? 45 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,305 Because it's important that you experience 46 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:03,327 the humiliation of adolescent boys at the hands of bitter adults 47 00:03:03,328 --> 00:03:05,682 trying to rewrite the failures of their youth. 48 00:03:07,038 --> 00:03:08,207 It'll be fun. 49 00:03:09,778 --> 00:03:12,786 All right, who ripped the radio out of the dashboard? 50 00:03:13,991 --> 00:03:16,137 What are you talking about? - The radio, it's gone. 51 00:03:17,256 --> 00:03:19,512 Wait a minute, I know what's happened here. 52 00:03:20,678 --> 00:03:22,434 You see it all the time on the news. 53 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,015 Oh, uh... toupees. 54 00:03:27,012 --> 00:03:29,775 No, crime. We're victims of crime! 55 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:31,386 What are we supposed to do now? 56 00:03:31,387 --> 00:03:34,493 The radio's gone. I think we all know what we have to do. 57 00:03:49,133 --> 00:03:51,124 I can't believe Dick did this to me. 58 00:03:51,125 --> 00:03:53,285 Why do I have to play basketball? 59 00:03:53,989 --> 00:03:55,912 I know. Team sports are so infantile. 60 00:03:55,913 --> 00:03:57,234 It's all masculine posturing. 61 00:03:57,235 --> 00:03:59,747 All the preening and flexing. - Exactly. 62 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:02,932 What I really hate is that there's some primitive part of me 63 00:04:02,933 --> 00:04:04,992 that really responds to that. 64 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:08,001 And what I really hate 65 00:04:08,002 --> 00:04:10,902 is being cursed with the heart of a champion. 66 00:04:22,216 --> 00:04:25,183 What is Harry doing? - It's part of my new security procedures. 67 00:04:25,184 --> 00:04:26,391 Oh! Red alert! 68 00:04:30,064 --> 00:04:32,867 There's a squirrel approaching the building. 69 00:04:34,714 --> 00:04:36,487 This seems a bit extreme, lieutenant. 70 00:04:36,488 --> 00:04:39,379 With all due respect, high commander, butt out. 71 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,690 Security's my domain. I'll take the blame for the radio. 72 00:04:42,691 --> 00:04:44,870 Oh, please. - No, I should have been guarding the rambler 73 00:04:44,871 --> 00:04:46,623 instead of shopping for loofahs. 74 00:04:47,108 --> 00:04:48,965 You're overeacting. 75 00:04:48,966 --> 00:04:52,335 Dick, I have been telling you this planet is in a bad neighborhood. 76 00:04:53,681 --> 00:04:56,317 We have been on far worse planets than this, 77 00:04:56,318 --> 00:04:58,681 inhabited by creatures with far worse breath. 78 00:04:58,788 --> 00:05:03,082 I mean, at least we're on a planet that's governed by laws. 79 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:05,120 You're too distrustful of humans. 80 00:05:05,121 --> 00:05:07,136 It's just those two little eyes 81 00:05:07,137 --> 00:05:08,541 right in the middle of their head. 82 00:05:09,304 --> 00:05:11,473 Makes 'em all look like they're up to something. 83 00:05:12,499 --> 00:05:13,630 Knock, knock. 84 00:05:14,995 --> 00:05:17,293 Hi, hi. I heard about your car radio. 85 00:05:17,294 --> 00:05:19,577 Did you call the cops? - I don't think that's necessary. 86 00:05:19,578 --> 00:05:21,446 Don't be silly. You go down to the station, 87 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:23,800 you ask for officer Franco. 88 00:05:24,242 --> 00:05:26,414 An Italian gentlemen, very nice. 89 00:05:27,647 --> 00:05:29,371 He came right over when my boyfriend 90 00:05:29,372 --> 00:05:31,130 got beat up in my living room. 91 00:05:32,156 --> 00:05:34,017 Your boyfriend got beat up in your own house? 92 00:05:34,018 --> 00:05:36,258 Yeah. Well, my husband didn't care for him. 93 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:48,146 Wow, 94 00:05:50,145 --> 00:05:52,534 I smell the fist of justice. 95 00:05:54,238 --> 00:05:55,961 I smell doughnuts. 96 00:05:58,510 --> 00:06:00,415 Can't you feel it, Harry.. 97 00:06:00,416 --> 00:06:02,147 the stifling sense of order? 98 00:06:02,148 --> 00:06:05,651 The discipline? The almost robotic lack of emotion? 99 00:06:05,652 --> 00:06:07,243 The fluorescent lights? 100 00:06:07,930 --> 00:06:09,587 God help me. 101 00:06:10,658 --> 00:06:12,109 I love it. 102 00:06:13,481 --> 00:06:15,409 What can I do for You? 103 00:06:17,744 --> 00:06:19,369 Just let me be near you. 104 00:06:21,660 --> 00:06:23,185 Okay. 105 00:06:24,336 --> 00:06:26,142 My name's officer Don. 106 00:06:26,143 --> 00:06:28,948 Well, officer Don, we're here to report a crime. 107 00:06:28,949 --> 00:06:31,284 I blame myself. I dropped my guard. 108 00:06:31,285 --> 00:06:33,976 It's not your fault. Crime happens. 109 00:06:33,977 --> 00:06:37,161 On the surface, Rutherford may look like small town America, 110 00:06:37,162 --> 00:06:39,535 but just beneath the well-manicured lawns 111 00:06:39,536 --> 00:06:41,925 lies a hotbed of criminal activity. 112 00:06:41,926 --> 00:06:44,047 We may be in the shadow of Cleveland, 113 00:06:44,048 --> 00:06:47,188 but it's in the shadows where evil lurks. 114 00:06:49,170 --> 00:06:51,971 Wow! Hey, when you do this, 115 00:06:51,972 --> 00:06:55,406 it sort of looks like "Nypd blue." Wow. 116 00:06:55,407 --> 00:06:56,407 Oh, my. 117 00:07:03,197 --> 00:07:04,986 Now, what happened? 118 00:07:04,987 --> 00:07:06,695 The radio was stolen out of our rambler. 119 00:07:06,696 --> 00:07:09,289 A.M. With those push buttons? - Yes. 120 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,502 Those sick bastards! 121 00:07:12,732 --> 00:07:15,308 Fill out this form. - Form? Then what happens? 122 00:07:15,309 --> 00:07:17,536 I make a copy of it. - And then? 123 00:07:17,537 --> 00:07:19,653 Then on Thursday a girl comes in and files it. 124 00:07:20,749 --> 00:07:22,707 Paperwork. If I had my way, 125 00:07:22,708 --> 00:07:25,691 I'd be out in the streets putting the rats back in their holes. 126 00:07:25,692 --> 00:07:27,835 Well, Don, if I had a gun like that, 127 00:07:27,836 --> 00:07:31,127 I wouldn't be sitting behind a desk until I ran out of bullets. 128 00:07:42,574 --> 00:07:43,726 Hi. 129 00:07:43,727 --> 00:07:45,632 So what are you here for? 130 00:07:46,066 --> 00:07:47,879 Well, they picked me up for vagrancy, 131 00:07:47,880 --> 00:07:49,985 but that's not the real reason. 132 00:07:49,986 --> 00:07:52,223 I'm here because they know. 133 00:07:52,224 --> 00:07:55,055 They know I'm from the planet clarion in the bard spiral 134 00:07:55,056 --> 00:07:57,444 on the Cepheus dracond border. 135 00:08:00,818 --> 00:08:03,183 Do you know Steve? 136 00:08:08,436 --> 00:08:09,285 Dear lord, 137 00:08:10,349 --> 00:08:12,393 if it be within your great wisdom and mercy, 138 00:08:13,079 --> 00:08:14,731 please grant us the strength and courage 139 00:08:17,615 --> 00:08:20,680 excuse me, coach. - We're in the middle of a prayer Solomon. 140 00:08:20,681 --> 00:08:24,107 Do you think we should be bothering god over a basketball game? 141 00:08:25,220 --> 00:08:28,639 This is important. - The other team's praying, too. 142 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:33,311 Oh, so our god is stronger than their god? 143 00:08:33,312 --> 00:08:34,954 There's only one god, Solomon. 144 00:08:34,955 --> 00:08:37,901 Am I the only one seeing a conflict of interest here? 145 00:08:37,902 --> 00:08:40,566 Yes! All right, first in, out on the court! 146 00:08:40,567 --> 00:08:43,371 Let's go! Hustle it out there! Get out there! 147 00:08:43,372 --> 00:08:45,578 There you go. - Coach, what about me? 148 00:08:46,005 --> 00:08:47,831 I'm sorry. You're not tall enough. 149 00:08:47,832 --> 00:08:49,142 What are you saying? 150 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:53,275 You're too damn short! Get outta here. 151 00:08:53,276 --> 00:08:54,276 Oh! 152 00:08:56,393 --> 00:08:59,636 Why, yes, I will have another transaction, 153 00:08:59,653 --> 00:09:03,004 and this time in...espanol. 154 00:09:05,749 --> 00:09:08,271 I'll be done in a minute. I just want to see what my limit is. 155 00:09:08,272 --> 00:09:10,002 Take your time. - Look at this. 156 00:09:10,003 --> 00:09:13,746 I put the card in, and money comes out. Card in, money out. 157 00:09:14,391 --> 00:09:15,312 Oh! 158 00:09:15,835 --> 00:09:18,801 You see this? As much as I want over and over again. 159 00:09:18,802 --> 00:09:21,227 Isn't it amazing? - Yeah. Now give it to me. 160 00:09:21,228 --> 00:09:23,081 What? No, no, no. 161 00:09:23,082 --> 00:09:26,866 This is my money, but I'm sure you can have your own card.. 162 00:09:26,867 --> 00:09:28,732 Quit foolin' around. I said, hand it over. 163 00:09:28,733 --> 00:09:30,880 No, let me explain this to you again. 164 00:09:30,881 --> 00:09:33,116 This $300 is mine, 165 00:09:33,117 --> 00:09:35,488 just like the 100 I just put in my wallet. 166 00:09:35,489 --> 00:09:38,223 Yah! Whoa! Yah! 167 00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:42,442 This is all my fault. 168 00:09:42,443 --> 00:09:44,912 What was I thinking, letting you go out by yourself? 169 00:09:44,913 --> 00:09:47,571 A man who could steal a wallet is capable of anything. 170 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,913 He could have put you in a vat of saline 171 00:09:49,914 --> 00:09:52,102 and harvested your organs over a period of months, 172 00:09:52,103 --> 00:09:54,996 forcing you to regenerate kidney after kidney after.. 173 00:09:54,997 --> 00:09:57,320 will you stop! - Now, just relax. 174 00:09:57,321 --> 00:09:59,077 You've got to calm down. - How can I calm down? 175 00:09:59,078 --> 00:10:01,413 I feel so utterly exposed 176 00:10:01,414 --> 00:10:02,849 and vulnerable, 177 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,235 and not in that fun spanky way. 178 00:10:07,148 --> 00:10:09,202 It's all right. You're safe now. 179 00:10:09,203 --> 00:10:11,848 What kind of a place is this where you can't wave handfuls of money around 180 00:10:11,849 --> 00:10:13,287 in the middle of the night? 181 00:10:15,534 --> 00:10:18,303 Sir, did this guy have any distinguishing marks? 182 00:10:18,304 --> 00:10:20,349 His skin was rather nice. 183 00:10:20,705 --> 00:10:23,323 Well, Mr. Solomon, I can see that you're pretty upset, 184 00:10:23,324 --> 00:10:27,419 so I'll just be giving my home phone number... to your sister. 185 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:34,195 Call if you have any... needs. 186 00:10:37,074 --> 00:10:40,818 Oh, why did this have to happen? - It was late. 187 00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:43,954 Why did I have to be at that place at that time, taking out all that money? 188 00:10:43,955 --> 00:10:46,211 Don't blame yourself. - I don't, I blame you! 189 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,020 What?! - You had to agree to go out with me. 190 00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:50,572 You always turn me down. Why did you pick now to say yes? 191 00:10:50,573 --> 00:10:52,659 I don't know. - You see, you weren't thinking. 192 00:10:53,093 --> 00:10:54,849 You can't take a random act 193 00:10:54,850 --> 00:10:56,431 and turn it around to blame an innocent person. 194 00:10:56,432 --> 00:11:00,089 Just watch me. - Why did I think tonight would be any different? 195 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:02,461 You are insane. - It's the world that's insane! 196 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:04,517 They talk about the universe being random. Ha! 197 00:11:04,518 --> 00:11:06,588 This is the place that's random. - I'm leaving. 198 00:11:06,589 --> 00:11:07,989 People assaulting total strangers 199 00:11:09,118 --> 00:11:10,928 for no other reason than to take their money! 200 00:11:10,929 --> 00:11:13,034 That's right, run away from the problem! 201 00:11:13,035 --> 00:11:15,170 Sooner or later you're going to have to come to terms with the fact 202 00:11:15,171 --> 00:11:17,563 that the earth is a cold, dark and evil place 203 00:11:17,564 --> 00:11:18,564 crawling with crazed ne'er-do-wells 204 00:11:18,565 --> 00:11:21,768 and arsenate jackanapes! 205 00:11:21,769 --> 00:11:24,278 Well, I don't like it! 206 00:11:26,732 --> 00:11:28,392 Lieutenant! - Yes, sir. 207 00:11:28,393 --> 00:11:30,943 This planet has crossed the line. 208 00:11:31,147 --> 00:11:33,173 Assemble the giant robot. 209 00:11:36,758 --> 00:11:39,709 We didn't pack it. - We didn't? Why not? 210 00:11:39,744 --> 00:11:42,851 I wanted to, but you needed the room for your exercise bike, 211 00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:45,470 which, I might add, you never use. 212 00:11:50,974 --> 00:11:53,543 The strengths of the refracted light 213 00:11:53,891 --> 00:11:55,193 varies... 214 00:11:57,401 --> 00:11:59,180 in accordance with its velocity 215 00:11:59,181 --> 00:12:02,006 as measured in light years per second. - Dr. Solomon. 216 00:12:02,007 --> 00:12:05,120 What is it, Leon? - Why are you writing like that? 217 00:12:05,121 --> 00:12:07,227 Because we live in world where, as soon as you turn around, 218 00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:09,810 someone is waiting to stab you in the back and steal your wallet. 219 00:12:09,811 --> 00:12:12,938 Dr. Solomon, you have to have more faith in people. 220 00:12:12,939 --> 00:12:16,277 You know, I think that deep down there's a basic decency.. 221 00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,112 oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 222 00:12:19,891 --> 00:12:23,011 Your chirpy optimism has no place in reality. 223 00:12:23,012 --> 00:12:25,534 Guess what. Santa Claus is dead! 224 00:12:25,535 --> 00:12:28,504 Beaten senseless for his shiny black boots! 225 00:12:28,505 --> 00:12:30,896 And his reindeer don't give a damn! 226 00:12:36,776 --> 00:12:38,087 You know, Dr. Solomon, 227 00:12:38,088 --> 00:12:40,772 you seem to be carrying around so much baggage. 228 00:12:40,773 --> 00:12:43,288 You're not getting any of it, so get away from me! 229 00:12:50,141 --> 00:12:52,686 Okay, Let's get this straight. I don't care how much it costs. 230 00:12:52,687 --> 00:12:54,822 I don't care how difficult it is to accomplish. 231 00:12:54,823 --> 00:12:56,949 I want a security system that will guarantee 232 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,285 that every moment of our lives 233 00:12:58,286 --> 00:13:01,362 will be filled with a sense of absolute safety and contentment. 234 00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:04,030 That would be the electro fort 2000. 235 00:13:04,358 --> 00:13:07,496 The alarm connects directly to our command center downtown 236 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:11,217 where we immediately dispatch trained patrolmen to your door. 237 00:13:11,218 --> 00:13:13,090 I see. I just have one question. 238 00:13:13,091 --> 00:13:15,182 Sure. - Where do I bury my family 239 00:13:15,183 --> 00:13:17,244 after the burglars have pumped bullets into their skulls 240 00:13:17,245 --> 00:13:19,396 while your guys are strolling over? 241 00:13:21,046 --> 00:13:23,069 That almost never happens. 242 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:27,129 May I have a glass of water? 243 00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:28,412 Where's Tommy? He should be here. 244 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,790 It's all under control. He's in the driveway playing one-on-one. 245 00:13:31,216 --> 00:13:33,028 Tommy.. Tommy, I'm sorry. 246 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,760 I didn't know I'd be that good. I've never played before. 247 00:13:37,087 --> 00:13:39,302 Your company is obviously run by amateurs. 248 00:13:39,303 --> 00:13:40,879 This is totally unsatisfactory. 249 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:43,447 Allow me to show you a few schematics 250 00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:44,982 that I drew up. 251 00:13:44,983 --> 00:13:48,821 Okay..now, the giant swinging blade 252 00:13:48,822 --> 00:13:50,637 would fall from here. 253 00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:54,465 Steel spikes plunge into the burglar's eyes here. 254 00:13:54,836 --> 00:13:57,129 And the conveyor belt drops the carcass 255 00:13:57,130 --> 00:14:00,002 into the tank of great white sharks here, 256 00:14:00,461 --> 00:14:04,147 here... and here. 257 00:14:06,257 --> 00:14:07,917 It'll work. 258 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,217 Now, that's a plan. 259 00:14:13,842 --> 00:14:18,483 Let's go, girls, don't forget about defence for crying out loud! 260 00:14:18,484 --> 00:14:19,491 Coach. - What? 261 00:14:19,492 --> 00:14:22,911 We're up 40 points with two minutes to go. Come on, put me in. 262 00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:23,887 I promise I won't touch anything. 263 00:14:23,888 --> 00:14:25,921 I'll just stand there. 264 00:14:27,631 --> 00:14:31,307 Well.....erm.......No! 265 00:14:31,308 --> 00:14:34,743 Ohh! Come on Coach, my girlfriend's watching. 266 00:14:36,912 --> 00:14:38,554 This is not just my chance. 267 00:14:38,555 --> 00:14:42,374 This is your chance to be remembered as the beloved coach Strickland 268 00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:44,448 and not as coach suckland. 269 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:46,771 That wasn't mine. 270 00:14:47,567 --> 00:14:50,682 Okay, Solomon, enough. I'll put you in. Just shut up. 271 00:14:50,683 --> 00:14:53,169 Thanks, coach. - You know where player Hansen is? 272 00:14:53,170 --> 00:14:55,602 The guy with the neck thicker than my waist? - Yeah, that's him. 273 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:58,728 You go stop him from driving the lane. - All right. 274 00:14:59,431 --> 00:15:00,436 Good job. 275 00:15:10,508 --> 00:15:12,704 Good morning. - How are you feeling? 276 00:15:12,705 --> 00:15:16,542 Wired, thank you. My entire house is wired for security. 277 00:15:16,543 --> 00:15:18,901 This afternoon I'm getting an alarm system for the car. 278 00:15:18,902 --> 00:15:21,897 Oh, good. Now all you need is an armed guard 279 00:15:21,898 --> 00:15:24,627 to walk you from the house to the car. Then you'll be all set. 280 00:15:24,628 --> 00:15:26,209 What a good idea. 281 00:15:26,854 --> 00:15:29,305 A big scary one. I could hire a criminal. - Ooh. 282 00:15:29,306 --> 00:15:32,417 They're taking my money anyway. Why not give it to them hourly? 283 00:15:33,043 --> 00:15:35,991 All right, stop. Now you are a victim. 284 00:15:35,992 --> 00:15:38,316 You have lost all trust in humanity. 285 00:15:38,317 --> 00:15:42,237 Oh Mary, sweet little Mary. 286 00:15:43,127 --> 00:15:45,272 Do you actually believe that you can trust people? 287 00:15:45,273 --> 00:15:47,550 Yes, I do. - Really? 288 00:15:51,049 --> 00:15:52,354 Do you trust me? 289 00:15:54,343 --> 00:15:56,168 Of course I do. - And why not? 290 00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:59,019 You work with me. You see me every day. 291 00:15:59,020 --> 00:16:00,679 You know that I care about you. 292 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:04,303 If you can't trust me, you can't trust anyone. 293 00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:07,834 Do you trust me? Huh? Huh? Huh? 294 00:16:07,835 --> 00:16:09,849 Dr. So.. ooh. 295 00:16:10,659 --> 00:16:13,717 The... police called. They have your mugger. 296 00:16:13,718 --> 00:16:15,282 They what? - They have your mugger. 297 00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:17,772 This is great! - You have to go down and identify him. 298 00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:20,960 Oh, no. 299 00:16:20,961 --> 00:16:24,273 You've got to confront him. - No, no! 300 00:16:24,839 --> 00:16:27,513 It's the only way to reassert control over your life. 301 00:16:27,514 --> 00:16:29,125 You'll feel better, believe me. 302 00:16:29,126 --> 00:16:31,619 Well, will you go with me? 303 00:16:31,620 --> 00:16:33,819 Yes, but give me a minute. 304 00:16:33,820 --> 00:16:35,921 There's one thing that I really have to do. 305 00:16:47,251 --> 00:16:49,674 Okay. Let's go. 306 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,294 I'll get the car. 307 00:17:01,236 --> 00:17:02,536 You know, I'm real proud of you. 308 00:17:03,199 --> 00:17:06,409 For what, the way I slipped in and out of consciousness? 309 00:17:07,759 --> 00:17:10,739 No, for the way you were unashamed 310 00:17:10,740 --> 00:17:12,584 to show how non-athletic you are. 311 00:17:16,415 --> 00:17:18,408 Look, August, I've been thinking about this. 312 00:17:19,030 --> 00:17:22,222 I've been trying to do everything that you think that I should do, 313 00:17:22,223 --> 00:17:23,612 but it's just not working. 314 00:17:23,613 --> 00:17:25,140 And I'm sorry if this redefines 315 00:17:25,141 --> 00:17:27,468 the parameters of our relationship. 316 00:17:27,469 --> 00:17:29,356 But you're just going to have to accept me 317 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:31,284 for who I am, regardless if I'm short 318 00:17:31,285 --> 00:17:33,514 or lousy at basketball or whatever! 319 00:17:40,845 --> 00:17:43,176 You know, I kind of like it when you're assertive like this. 320 00:17:44,721 --> 00:17:46,837 You do? - But not all the time. 321 00:17:46,838 --> 00:17:50,745 Oh. Well, how often do you think I should be assertive? 322 00:17:50,746 --> 00:17:53,399 Well, Tommy, if I told you that.. - Right, right. 323 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:56,097 I'll figure it out, I'll figure it out. Is now a good time? 324 00:17:56,098 --> 00:17:57,137 Sure. 325 00:17:59,334 --> 00:18:01,665 Come on. - Okay. 326 00:18:06,281 --> 00:18:08,661 Okay, Mr. Solomon, it's time to finger your perp. 327 00:18:08,662 --> 00:18:11,673 Believe me, I've tried, but she just won't let me. 328 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,033 No, we need you to I.D. Your assailant. 329 00:18:21,088 --> 00:18:22,746 Ohh oh well, 330 00:18:22,847 --> 00:18:26,412 I, I, I hope I can remember what he looks like. 331 00:18:26,413 --> 00:18:28,894 I didn't really get a good look at him. 332 00:18:28,895 --> 00:18:31,725 It was dark, and it happened so quick. 333 00:18:32,405 --> 00:18:33,459 You! 334 00:18:36,724 --> 00:18:39,400 You owe me $400! You.. 335 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,951 That's a positive I.D. - Take his cuffs off! 336 00:18:42,952 --> 00:18:45,015 Take 'em off! I want a fair fight! 337 00:18:45,912 --> 00:18:46,831 Rusty. 338 00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:52,817 Oh, and by the way, mugger boy, 339 00:18:53,442 --> 00:18:56,655 your skin is not nearly as creamy as you'd like people to think! 340 00:18:58,852 --> 00:19:01,006 Dr. Albright, thank you. 341 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,385 You were so right.. all I had to do was confront him. 342 00:19:03,386 --> 00:19:04,888 And beat him senseless? 343 00:19:05,659 --> 00:19:08,012 No, no, no, that was pure gravy. 344 00:19:08,013 --> 00:19:10,440 Oh. You know, 345 00:19:10,441 --> 00:19:13,353 we never had that dinner. Care to join me? 346 00:19:13,354 --> 00:19:15,711 Mmm, no, not tonight. 347 00:19:16,653 --> 00:19:17,760 I'm going to do something 348 00:19:17,761 --> 00:19:21,499 that I haven't done for quite awhile.. sleep. 349 00:19:22,033 --> 00:19:24,081 Of course, you're welcome to join me, if you like. 350 00:19:25,806 --> 00:19:27,559 I'll pass. 351 00:19:28,952 --> 00:19:30,354 Just being polite. 352 00:19:33,864 --> 00:19:37,097 So, Don, when are you going to torture him? 353 00:19:37,668 --> 00:19:39,439 No, no, he still has to go to trial. 354 00:19:39,707 --> 00:19:41,831 So then you'll torture him at the trial? 355 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,170 We don't work that way. 356 00:19:43,171 --> 00:19:46,055 Everyone has equal rights. That's the law. 357 00:19:48,024 --> 00:19:49,156 Oh, Don, 358 00:19:50,358 --> 00:19:51,883 I thought I knew you, 359 00:19:53,457 --> 00:19:56,028 but we come from different worlds. 360 00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,068 No, we don't. 361 00:19:57,515 --> 00:19:59,425 You come from a place filled with laws 362 00:19:59,426 --> 00:20:01,788 and rights and fair trials. 363 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,992 I come from a place where the wind blows cold 364 00:20:05,993 --> 00:20:07,666 and the only thing you can count on 365 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:10,251 is that you can't count on anything. 366 00:20:11,486 --> 00:20:13,081 You're from Chicago? 367 00:20:15,759 --> 00:20:17,111 Good-bye, Don. 368 00:20:18,180 --> 00:20:21,984 It's too bad. We could've been great. 369 00:20:22,439 --> 00:20:24,509 Sally, you've got me all wrong. 370 00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:28,151 Uh, they brought me up on brutality charges. 371 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:31,059 There's a video! 372 00:20:33,596 --> 00:20:35,568 I think we should transfer $500 373 00:20:35,569 --> 00:20:38,279 from our money market account to our checking account. 374 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,185 We don't have a money market account. 375 00:20:40,186 --> 00:20:43,192 Shh! It doesn't know that. 376 00:20:44,819 --> 00:20:46,517 I'm proud of us for coming out here tonight. 377 00:20:47,261 --> 00:20:49,359 Dr. Albright said a very wise thing. 378 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:52,387 She said if you let fear drive you into hiding, 379 00:20:52,388 --> 00:20:55,486 then the criminals have won. 380 00:20:57,258 --> 00:20:58,999 Dick, there's someone behind us. 381 00:21:00,012 --> 00:21:01,278 What do they look like? 382 00:21:03,037 --> 00:21:06,120 75, female, very frail. - What do we do, lieutenant? 383 00:21:06,121 --> 00:21:08,243 Knock her down and run for the car. - What about the money? 384 00:21:08,244 --> 00:21:11,085 We don't have time. Go! 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net