1 00:00:01,254 --> 00:00:03,786 Why do we have to come to school to talk to Tommy's teachers? 2 00:00:03,787 --> 00:00:06,178 I know, it's a waste of time. Why can't they come to us? 3 00:00:06,179 --> 00:00:09,406 The high school teachers on this planet are so full of themselves. 4 00:00:10,388 --> 00:00:12,771 It's all those TV commercials glorifying learning. 5 00:00:12,772 --> 00:00:14,612 You know, "the more you know". 6 00:00:16,658 --> 00:00:18,412 It makes them drunk with power. 7 00:00:18,413 --> 00:00:20,749 Yeah, well, that's going to change right now. 8 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,599 Where's this Mr. Randell, anyway? 9 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,752 When that mealymouthed little worm shows up, 10 00:00:24,753 --> 00:00:26,485 I'm going to teach him the meaning of the word.. 11 00:00:27,192 --> 00:00:28,386 hiya. 12 00:00:29,604 --> 00:00:31,558 Dr. And Mrs. Solomon? - No. 13 00:00:32,195 --> 00:00:33,612 No, no, no. 14 00:00:34,741 --> 00:00:37,879 I'm his sister, a woman. 15 00:00:39,327 --> 00:00:42,006 Not married. Just me, 16 00:00:42,007 --> 00:00:43,754 single Sally. 17 00:00:44,493 --> 00:00:47,507 Mr. Randell, I'd like to get out of here while I'm still clean-shaven. 18 00:00:48,395 --> 00:00:50,783 So you can begin lavishing Tommy with praises 19 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:51,934 anytime you're ready. 20 00:00:52,566 --> 00:00:54,538 Well, the truth is that... 21 00:00:55,246 --> 00:00:56,969 I think Tommy can do a lot better. 22 00:00:57,260 --> 00:00:58,919 Be careful, sir. You're talking about the creature 23 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,483 I've come to think of as my son. 24 00:01:02,253 --> 00:01:03,491 He could do better. 25 00:01:03,492 --> 00:01:05,677 You know... 26 00:01:07,035 --> 00:01:10,013 whatever. - Excuse us. 27 00:01:10,014 --> 00:01:11,626 What are you doing? - I don't know. 28 00:01:11,627 --> 00:01:13,239 He's giving off this vibe. Can't you feel it? 29 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:13,737 Yes, I think I do. 30 00:01:13,738 --> 00:01:16,191 Does it feel like a stabbing pain in your left buttock? 31 00:01:18,136 --> 00:01:21,120 No. - Then I appear to be sitting on a tack. 32 00:01:23,234 --> 00:01:26,466 Dr. Solomon, Tommy's very bright, no question. 33 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:28,478 Unfortunately, Tommy's having a little trouble fitting in. 34 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,210 What do you mean, fitting in? - Excuse me, 35 00:01:30,211 --> 00:01:33,035 but there's something about the thickness of your neck 36 00:01:33,036 --> 00:01:35,229 and the broadness of your shoulders 37 00:01:35,230 --> 00:01:38,055 that makes me think you'd be an agile hunter 38 00:01:38,056 --> 00:01:40,007 and provide well for our children. 39 00:01:42,466 --> 00:01:44,313 I chaperone the school dance every year. 40 00:01:44,314 --> 00:01:45,636 Would you..? - Yes. 41 00:01:47,066 --> 00:01:49,803 Great. - Wait a minute. What about Tommy? 42 00:01:49,804 --> 00:01:51,148 He's fine. Great kid. 43 00:01:51,738 --> 00:01:52,819 Well... 44 00:01:54,157 --> 00:01:56,112 why didn't you say so in the first place? 45 00:01:56,113 --> 00:01:58,232 Next time, you might try organizing your thoughts 46 00:01:58,233 --> 00:01:59,922 on a little index card first. 47 00:01:59,923 --> 00:02:01,523 Come on, Sally. - Ow! 48 00:02:02,759 --> 00:02:05,003 Wasn't he cute? - Totally adorable. 49 00:02:05,004 --> 00:02:07,681 A little on the scattered side, though. - He asked me to a dance. 50 00:02:07,682 --> 00:02:09,571 I get to go dancing! - Nice. 51 00:02:10,983 --> 00:02:12,237 What's dancing? 52 00:02:58,310 --> 00:03:00,046 Harry, can I ask you a question? 53 00:03:00,047 --> 00:03:02,511 Uh, sure. Just give me a second 54 00:03:02,512 --> 00:03:04,252 to finish what I was doing. 55 00:03:11,938 --> 00:03:13,497 Okay, what is it? 56 00:03:15,635 --> 00:03:17,397 Can you dance? - Hmm. 57 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,230 I have no idea, but I'll try. 58 00:03:23,900 --> 00:03:25,250 Why, yes, I can. 59 00:03:27,500 --> 00:03:29,250 It appears I'm quite good. 60 00:03:31,175 --> 00:03:33,524 How are you doing that? - I have no idea. 61 00:03:33,525 --> 00:03:36,183 I think it's sort of a built-In function. You try. 62 00:03:42,442 --> 00:03:44,727 Wow! You suck. 63 00:03:48,418 --> 00:03:49,832 You must feel like crap. 64 00:03:51,506 --> 00:03:53,805 That's it, spank me. 65 00:04:00,213 --> 00:04:03,322 Tommy, I talked to your teacher, Mr. Randell. 66 00:04:03,323 --> 00:04:06,315 He said that you're not fitting in. - Of course I'm not fitting in. 67 00:04:06,316 --> 00:04:09,654 To fit in, you have to be something. - Well, we're something. 68 00:04:09,655 --> 00:04:12,121 We're human beings. Why, has anyone said differently? 69 00:04:12,122 --> 00:04:15,717 No, it's just everybody at school is something extra. 70 00:04:15,718 --> 00:04:18,343 You know, they're African- American or Italian-American 71 00:04:18,344 --> 00:04:20,892 or Asian-American, audio-Visual American. 72 00:04:22,677 --> 00:04:25,050 Well, we're human-American. That should be enough. 73 00:04:25,051 --> 00:04:27,753 Dick, it's part of my mission as an adolescent 74 00:04:27,754 --> 00:04:29,350 to rebel against my upbringing. 75 00:04:29,351 --> 00:04:32,127 If you don't tell me what we are, then I can't do my job. 76 00:04:32,895 --> 00:04:35,312 Frankly, I can't work like this. 77 00:04:36,110 --> 00:04:39,352 All right, if we have to be part of some group, we will be. 78 00:04:39,353 --> 00:04:41,385 I'll do some research. I'll ask around. 79 00:04:41,386 --> 00:04:43,263 I'll find out what the best thing to be is. 80 00:04:43,264 --> 00:04:46,711 By the end of the week, we'll be that. - What should I be till then? 81 00:04:47,087 --> 00:04:48,845 Well, we're carbon-Based life-forms. 82 00:04:48,846 --> 00:04:51,155 Just tell everyone we're carbo-Americans. 83 00:04:58,855 --> 00:05:00,955 Aztec, Toltec, 84 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,681 Toltec, Inca, Inuit, 85 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:05,490 Bedouin, Indian, 86 00:05:05,954 --> 00:05:07,443 Sikh. 87 00:05:08,078 --> 00:05:10,362 Aztec, Toltec, Toltec, Inca, Inuit, 88 00:05:10,363 --> 00:05:11,491 Bedouin, Indian, Sikh. 89 00:05:12,067 --> 00:05:14,357 Aztec, Toltec, Toltec, Inca, Inuit, Bedouin, in.. 90 00:05:15,219 --> 00:05:16,865 what are you doing at my desk? 91 00:05:16,866 --> 00:05:19,362 Anthropology, it's fascinating. 92 00:05:19,363 --> 00:05:21,465 Such a wealth of cultures. 93 00:05:21,466 --> 00:05:24,029 Up until now, I always thought that what you did was pointless 94 00:05:24,030 --> 00:05:25,987 and of no interest to anyone but yourself. 95 00:05:27,842 --> 00:05:30,377 It's certainly not as fascinating as physics. 96 00:05:30,378 --> 00:05:32,435 I mean, everybody loves maths. 97 00:05:32,981 --> 00:05:34,369 Get away from my desk. 98 00:05:36,400 --> 00:05:39,401 Nina, what is that thing on your head? 99 00:05:39,402 --> 00:05:42,276 It's called a "daku". - I think it's beautiful. 100 00:05:42,277 --> 00:05:43,745 Thank you. It's authentic. 101 00:05:43,746 --> 00:05:46,713 It makes me feel connected to my ancestors. - Oh. 102 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:49,491 So that's the traditional headdress of ancient secretaries? 103 00:05:56,191 --> 00:05:59,338 No, of my African ancestors. 104 00:05:59,339 --> 00:06:02,020 In case you haven't noticed, I'm black. 105 00:06:03,810 --> 00:06:05,305 Well, of course I noticed. 106 00:06:05,684 --> 00:06:07,879 And, Dr. Albright, you are? 107 00:06:09,177 --> 00:06:10,965 Could I be any whiter? 108 00:06:14,683 --> 00:06:15,804 What? 109 00:06:16,442 --> 00:06:18,522 I'm sorry, all you people look alike to me. 110 00:06:18,523 --> 00:06:20,402 Excuse me? - What was that? 111 00:06:22,178 --> 00:06:24,006 Nothing, I just don't see why people have to divide up 112 00:06:24,007 --> 00:06:25,594 into these arbitrary subsets. 113 00:06:25,595 --> 00:06:27,703 I mean, skin color? Please. 114 00:06:28,631 --> 00:06:30,812 you may see color, but I see people. 115 00:06:31,779 --> 00:06:35,142 Aren't we fortunate to have someone so enlightened? 116 00:06:35,143 --> 00:06:38,172 O pious one, show us the way. 117 00:06:39,272 --> 00:06:41,051 This verges on sarcasm. 118 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:44,308 You know, my heritage happens to be very important to me. 119 00:06:44,309 --> 00:06:47,752 As it should be. I'm Irish, and I'm very proud of that. 120 00:06:47,753 --> 00:06:49,880 And you're... what? 121 00:06:49,881 --> 00:06:52,660 Me? Uh, I,I,I'm, uh... 122 00:06:52,661 --> 00:06:53,853 one of those, uh... 123 00:06:53,854 --> 00:06:56,620 you know, one of the really good ones. 124 00:06:58,421 --> 00:07:01,092 You're this big anthropologist. You tell me. What am I? 125 00:07:01,093 --> 00:07:05,365 Certifiable. - Yes, that's what I am....Certifiable. 126 00:07:05,366 --> 00:07:07,569 Certifiable and damn proud of it, 127 00:07:07,570 --> 00:07:10,283 as my father was before me and his father before him 128 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:11,827 and his father before him. 129 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:13,489 Certifiable. 130 00:07:14,227 --> 00:07:16,283 Of course, we no longer practice. 131 00:07:22,206 --> 00:07:25,193 You see, Sally, dancing is all about attitude. 132 00:07:25,194 --> 00:07:26,287 Watch Harry. 133 00:07:26,288 --> 00:07:30,272 See, I got that "hip-hop, street, don't care about Nothin' 134 00:07:30,273 --> 00:07:31,524 'cause I'm all of that 135 00:07:31,525 --> 00:07:34,242 and a side of fries" kind of attitude. 136 00:07:34,243 --> 00:07:36,261 Right, whereas my attitude is more 137 00:07:36,262 --> 00:07:39,184 got home from teaching physics and I'm wondering what's for dinner 138 00:07:39,185 --> 00:07:42,414 but I ain't gonna sweat it ' cause I ain't even from here. 139 00:07:42,415 --> 00:07:44,600 hey! Ho, ho! 140 00:07:44,601 --> 00:07:46,244 Hey! Ho, ho! 141 00:07:46,245 --> 00:07:49,230 Although we dis 'em, we love this solar system 142 00:07:54,530 --> 00:07:56,388 I hate this! - What? 143 00:07:56,389 --> 00:07:59,197 I can't believe I have to learn to dance to be with this guy. 144 00:07:59,198 --> 00:08:01,373 Well, you know, if you really want Mr. Randell, 145 00:08:01,374 --> 00:08:03,539 use the skills you're comfortable with. 146 00:08:03,540 --> 00:08:06,711 Shoot a tranquilizer dart into his neck and drag him back to your place. 147 00:08:08,237 --> 00:08:10,813 Harry, that is not the behavior of a human female. 148 00:08:10,814 --> 00:08:14,165 Exactly. I want to charm him, beguile him. 149 00:08:14,166 --> 00:08:16,449 I want him to buy me a pwesent. 150 00:08:17,908 --> 00:08:20,012 Tommy, how was school? - Awful. 151 00:08:20,013 --> 00:08:23,733 I lost my math book, and I couldn't convince anybody that I was Samoan. 152 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:25,624 Well, don't worry. 153 00:08:25,625 --> 00:08:28,696 The answer to all our problems is right here in this book. 154 00:08:28,697 --> 00:08:31,883 It's loaded with every possible genre of human. 155 00:08:31,884 --> 00:08:33,041 It's like a catalog. 156 00:08:33,042 --> 00:08:35,591 You can take your pick, whatever you want to be. 157 00:08:35,592 --> 00:08:39,433 So who do you want to join, hmm? - They're too scrawny. 158 00:08:39,434 --> 00:08:42,183 Mm-hmm. Them? - No, ugly flag. 159 00:08:44,288 --> 00:08:45,701 Nah, too many gods. 160 00:08:46,703 --> 00:08:48,278 I'm not putting that on my head. 161 00:08:49,337 --> 00:08:51,109 Ah-ha! Here we go. 162 00:08:51,110 --> 00:08:54,273 Canadians. Yeah, right. 163 00:08:57,347 --> 00:09:00,258 Now, let's have a look at Einstein's boundary conditions 164 00:09:00,259 --> 00:09:02,160 according to the theory of relativity. 165 00:09:02,161 --> 00:09:04,420 Einstein, a Jew, 166 00:09:05,113 --> 00:09:07,274 never could have made this breakthrough, 167 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:10,717 had it not been for the earlier work of Copernicus, polish, 168 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,840 or tycho Brahe, 169 00:09:12,841 --> 00:09:15,140 the unlucky Dane from Prague. 170 00:09:15,677 --> 00:09:17,169 Which brings up another question.. 171 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:20,443 how many Puerto Ricans do we have in class? Any Puerto Ricans? 172 00:09:22,319 --> 00:09:25,229 Leon, what are you? - You don't have to answer that. 173 00:09:25,230 --> 00:09:28,358 Dutch. - I love your tulips and your dikes. 174 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:29,761 Oh, thank you. 175 00:09:30,504 --> 00:09:33,578 However, I turn your people down because of the silly shoes. 176 00:09:33,835 --> 00:09:36,775 Okay, no Puerto Ricans? Any Latinos in general? 177 00:09:36,776 --> 00:09:38,513 Anyone with Latino information? 178 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:42,479 Dr. Solomon, with all due respect, I find this offensive. 179 00:09:42,480 --> 00:09:45,368 Pittman, you won't be left out. I'll get to the Asians. 180 00:09:46,727 --> 00:09:49,159 Why are you suddenly so interested in what everybody is? 181 00:09:49,160 --> 00:09:51,322 I have to know. It's important. - No, it's not. 182 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:52,504 Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 183 00:09:52,505 --> 00:09:53,876 Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 184 00:09:53,877 --> 00:09:55,535 Yes, it is. - No, it's not. 185 00:09:55,536 --> 00:09:57,922 The only thing that matters about a person 186 00:09:57,923 --> 00:09:59,824 is what they have inside. 187 00:10:00,356 --> 00:10:01,564 Oh, yeah? Then how come 188 00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:03,039 you only date good-looking guys? 189 00:10:03,742 --> 00:10:06,617 That's not true. - You turned him down. 190 00:10:06,618 --> 00:10:07,781 Shut up! 191 00:10:10,904 --> 00:10:13,858 Here are your books. I read each one of them, 192 00:10:13,859 --> 00:10:15,813 and I'm just as confused as I ever was. 193 00:10:17,146 --> 00:10:19,169 You read 15 books in one night? 194 00:10:19,170 --> 00:10:21,400 I took a couple of hours out 195 00:10:21,401 --> 00:10:23,258 to watch Japanese golf on cable. 196 00:10:25,279 --> 00:10:28,450 The problem is, these books are full of dry facts 197 00:10:28,451 --> 00:10:30,086 but no value judgments. 198 00:10:30,087 --> 00:10:32,723 I mean, this is your field.. you tell me. 199 00:10:32,724 --> 00:10:35,697 Out of all the possible ethnic groups, which one is the best? 200 00:10:35,698 --> 00:10:39,121 Oh, no, there's no best. It's all subjective. 201 00:10:39,122 --> 00:10:41,899 Which do you find the most interesting? - There are so many. 202 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:46,061 Um... I love the creative ambition of the Maori people, 203 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:47,953 uh, the Polynesian culture 204 00:10:47,954 --> 00:10:49,976 with its joyous embrace of nature, 205 00:10:49,977 --> 00:10:52,319 uh, the quiet dignity of.. 206 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:54,150 what's the sexiest? - Italians. 207 00:10:55,174 --> 00:10:58,047 Italians? - Smoky, swarthy. 208 00:10:58,048 --> 00:10:59,176 Gotta have 'em. 209 00:10:59,998 --> 00:11:01,277 Gotta go. 210 00:11:03,060 --> 00:11:04,413 Italian? 211 00:11:12,778 --> 00:11:15,274 In napoli 212 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:19,309 where love is king 213 00:11:20,502 --> 00:11:24,112 where a boy meets a girl 214 00:11:24,113 --> 00:11:28,725 here's a-what-a they sing 215 00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:34,138 when-a Da moon 216 00:11:34,139 --> 00:11:37,396 hits your eye like a big pizza pie 217 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,505 that's Amore 218 00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:45,043 what are you doing? - Buona sera, Signorina. 219 00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,712 When-a Da world seems to shine 220 00:11:52,713 --> 00:11:54,716 like-a you've had you too much wine 221 00:11:54,717 --> 00:11:57,170 that's Amore 222 00:11:59,058 --> 00:12:01,427 there's a ring ting-A-ling-a-ling 223 00:12:01,428 --> 00:12:03,943 ting-a-ling-a-ling and we sing 224 00:12:03,944 --> 00:12:06,107 vi... 225 00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:08,863 Ta Bella 226 00:12:08,864 --> 00:12:13,216 hearts will play tippy- tippy-Tay tippy-tippy-Tay 227 00:12:13,217 --> 00:12:14,026 like a gay... 228 00:12:14,027 --> 00:12:21,034 tar... antella 229 00:12:25,323 --> 00:12:28,303 What the hell's going on out there! 230 00:12:28,304 --> 00:12:30,716 Nothing, Mr. Wagner! 231 00:12:31,154 --> 00:12:34,599 Would you please get out of here before somebody calls the cops? 232 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:37,797 The cops, they cannot-a thwart my passion! 233 00:12:37,798 --> 00:12:39,621 I will stand right here 234 00:12:39,622 --> 00:12:43,415 till a pack of wild dogs, they chase-a me away! 235 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:46,639 Dogs! Run! 236 00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:02,971 Usually when a student gets hurt, we let them go home early. 237 00:13:03,284 --> 00:13:05,366 Someone from your family could come pick you up. 238 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,828 Someone like... 239 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:08,450 Sally. 240 00:13:10,786 --> 00:13:12,901 Why did you say her name like that? 241 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:15,794 All I said was... 242 00:13:16,386 --> 00:13:18,020 Sally. 243 00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,516 No, thank you. I don't really need to get picked up. 244 00:13:23,088 --> 00:13:25,585 Exactly what happened? - I don't know what I did wrong, 245 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:27,615 but I'm kind of new at being Korean. 246 00:13:38,126 --> 00:13:41,539 Oops. You left this in my driveway. 247 00:13:41,540 --> 00:13:44,069 What happened to it? - I backed over it 248 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:45,345 five or six times. 249 00:13:47,301 --> 00:13:48,685 It was an accident. 250 00:13:50,414 --> 00:13:51,797 Do you have any idea 251 00:13:51,798 --> 00:13:54,236 how badly you embarrassed me last night? 252 00:13:54,237 --> 00:13:55,583 Do you have any idea how hard it is 253 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,594 to find a concertina in Ohio? 254 00:13:58,583 --> 00:14:00,716 What the hell was going on in your head? 255 00:14:00,717 --> 00:14:04,291 I know what this is. You don't like Italians as much as you claim. 256 00:14:04,292 --> 00:14:06,707 Wait a minute, since when don't you like Italians? 257 00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:10,315 Please, we're discussing prejudice here, something you know nothing about. 258 00:14:13,387 --> 00:14:15,333 I'm black. - Oh! 259 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:17,294 Right, right. 260 00:14:17,295 --> 00:14:21,312 Nina is... black. 261 00:14:30,696 --> 00:14:32,335 Sally, come out of there. - Go away! 262 00:14:32,336 --> 00:14:33,461 Then we're coming in! 263 00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:37,341 What's wrong? You look beautiful. 264 00:14:37,342 --> 00:14:39,970 Sure, you can put on a tight little dress and look sexy and gorgeous, 265 00:14:39,971 --> 00:14:41,239 but you know how men are.. 266 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,331 all they care about is how you dance. 267 00:14:43,835 --> 00:14:46,249 What's the matter with you? - I'm afraid. 268 00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,494 Of what? - I'm afraid I'm going to do something stupid, 269 00:14:48,495 --> 00:14:50,308 and he won't like me. 270 00:14:50,309 --> 00:14:52,802 Don't leak. I hate it when you leak. 271 00:14:52,803 --> 00:14:55,497 What's wrong with me? - I have no idea. 272 00:14:55,498 --> 00:14:58,660 Dick, maybe I'm just shooting pork in a barrel here, 273 00:14:58,661 --> 00:15:02,008 but isn't that exactly how you feel about Dr. Albright? 274 00:15:02,009 --> 00:15:04,229 Oh, please. - That is so wrong. 275 00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:08,275 What I have with Dr. Albright... - Mr. Randell is young... 276 00:15:09,890 --> 00:15:11,004 Come in! 277 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:12,232 Ow. 278 00:15:13,328 --> 00:15:16,015 Sorry to interrupt, but, Sally, your date's here. 279 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:18,409 What am I going to do? - I'll tell you what you're going to do. 280 00:15:18,410 --> 00:15:20,256 You're going to be great! You know why? - Why? 281 00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:23,242 Because you're one of us. And although I don't know what that is yet, 282 00:15:23,243 --> 00:15:26,045 when I find out, that's what you'll be. - Thank you. 283 00:15:26,046 --> 00:15:27,138 Everybody ready? - Ready. 284 00:15:27,139 --> 00:15:27,945 Let's go. 285 00:15:28,712 --> 00:15:31,039 Now go out there and be a girl! 286 00:15:39,800 --> 00:15:40,983 You look incredible. 287 00:15:40,984 --> 00:15:43,952 Come on! - Thank you. 288 00:15:43,953 --> 00:15:45,852 That's very sweet of you. 289 00:15:56,079 --> 00:15:56,885 Well... 290 00:15:57,616 --> 00:16:00,210 well... so.. - What? 291 00:16:01,215 --> 00:16:03,042 Would you like to.. - Bear your children? 292 00:16:05,948 --> 00:16:08,253 No. I was going to say "dance. 293 00:16:08,919 --> 00:16:10,527 Oh. 294 00:16:10,528 --> 00:16:13,721 Uh, that was really embarrassing, wasn't it? 295 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:14,734 No. 296 00:16:15,415 --> 00:16:18,013 No, not at all. So would you like to? 297 00:16:18,014 --> 00:16:19,051 Bear your children? 298 00:16:21,474 --> 00:16:22,786 Dance? 299 00:16:23,452 --> 00:16:24,883 Oh. Um... 300 00:16:25,382 --> 00:16:28,658 well, see, I don't really think that that would...Okay. 301 00:16:43,511 --> 00:16:44,902 Ahhhh. 302 00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:47,815 Now, this I can do. 303 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,603 I was kind of afraid to come here tonight. 304 00:16:52,813 --> 00:16:56,114 Why? - I just wasn't sure I'd have a good time. 305 00:16:56,458 --> 00:16:59,475 Oh. Are you having a good time? 306 00:17:00,309 --> 00:17:01,691 Oh, yeah. 307 00:17:04,205 --> 00:17:05,871 Can I put my arm around you? 308 00:17:06,765 --> 00:17:08,393 Yes. 309 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:13,270 Can I put my head on your shoulder? 310 00:17:15,446 --> 00:17:16,635 Please. 311 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:28,345 Can I put my hand in your pocket? 312 00:17:31,415 --> 00:17:32,749 Do you need change? 313 00:17:33,770 --> 00:17:35,397 Desperately. 314 00:17:37,086 --> 00:17:40,451 You're so wonderful. My whole front is warm. 315 00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:44,357 You mind if I turn around? - Well, I.. 316 00:17:46,311 --> 00:17:47,825 mmm. 317 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:49,985 Toasty. 318 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:55,164 I don't want to put you on the spot, but if we don't kiss soon, 319 00:17:55,165 --> 00:17:56,804 my head's going to explode. 320 00:17:56,805 --> 00:17:59,639 You know what's good for that? What? Calcium. 321 00:18:15,192 --> 00:18:16,560 Whoa, this planet sucks 322 00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:19,425 lord, it makes me wanna cry 323 00:18:22,002 --> 00:18:24,446 yeah, I said this planet sucks 324 00:18:24,447 --> 00:18:26,893 lord, it makes a poor boy wanna cry 325 00:18:29,472 --> 00:18:31,603 anybody'd know we was leavin 326 00:18:31,604 --> 00:18:34,489 lord, I might just lay my head down and die 327 00:18:35,296 --> 00:18:36,676 Tommy, what are you doing? 328 00:18:36,677 --> 00:18:38,197 Well, I'm black now. 329 00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:41,951 I'm black, and I got the blues. 330 00:18:42,470 --> 00:18:44,477 You can't be black. Nina is black. 331 00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:47,312 I get the impression from her they have strict rules about these things. 332 00:18:47,313 --> 00:18:51,070 I can't even be black ? - I command you to put that thing down. 333 00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,707 High commander starts bossin' 334 00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,373 best believe you better jump 335 00:18:55,374 --> 00:18:57,355 ooh! 336 00:18:57,356 --> 00:18:59,821 All right, stop it! 337 00:18:59,822 --> 00:19:00,853 Stop it! 338 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,755 Who died and made you t-Bone walker? 339 00:19:07,751 --> 00:19:09,638 Mrs. Dubcek, as long as you're up here, 340 00:19:09,639 --> 00:19:11,760 what ethnic group do you come from? 341 00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:14,502 Well, I'm a little Czech, a little Romanian. 342 00:19:14,876 --> 00:19:17,854 I'm your basic Slavic mutt, like my third husband. 343 00:19:17,855 --> 00:19:20,330 Oh. What were your first two? 344 00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:25,034 Well, the first was Irish, and the second was one of your people. 345 00:19:29,964 --> 00:19:32,635 Our people? - Yeah. Well, you know, Jewish. 346 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:37,061 Jewish! Oooh! 347 00:19:40,307 --> 00:19:42,174 So what tipped you off? 348 00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:45,588 With your name it's pretty obvious. - Our name? 349 00:19:45,589 --> 00:19:46,696 Solomon. 350 00:19:46,697 --> 00:19:50,320 Oh, you wonderful, wonderful woman! 351 00:19:50,321 --> 00:19:51,995 Thank you so much! 352 00:19:53,612 --> 00:19:55,367 I have to go now. 353 00:19:55,940 --> 00:19:57,895 This rules. I'm still a minority. 354 00:19:57,896 --> 00:19:59,664 You know, chicks dig minorities. 355 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,114 Oh! Who knew that Solomon was a Jewish name 356 00:20:02,115 --> 00:20:03,852 when we took it off the side of that truck? 357 00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:07,547 Go figure. We could have been the wal-marts. 358 00:20:10,423 --> 00:20:12,270 We're Jewish. 359 00:20:13,992 --> 00:20:16,025 I don't know what to say. 360 00:20:16,777 --> 00:20:18,203 Mazel tov! 361 00:20:22,327 --> 00:20:24,355 I'm sorry, it just popped out. 362 00:20:26,469 --> 00:20:28,770 Isn't it great to know who we are? 363 00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:31,040 I finally feel like I belong 364 00:20:31,041 --> 00:20:34,973 to big melting pot they call earth. 365 00:20:35,562 --> 00:20:37,549 What a magical night. 366 00:20:38,035 --> 00:20:42,163 Everything was perfect. I was great. 367 00:20:43,791 --> 00:20:45,138 He really liked my kissing, 368 00:20:46,337 --> 00:20:48,722 except the spitting and biting. 369 00:20:49,738 --> 00:20:52,503 So you really like him, huh? - What's not to like? 370 00:20:52,504 --> 00:20:54,840 He's intelligent, kind, 371 00:20:54,841 --> 00:20:56,203 sweet, gentle. 372 00:20:57,143 --> 00:20:58,787 So... 373 00:20:59,389 --> 00:21:01,773 is he Jewish? 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net