1 00:00:01,150 --> 00:00:02,338 These deodorants are a rip-off, 2 00:00:02,339 --> 00:00:04,902 they always run out by the time I get to my feet. 3 00:00:06,644 --> 00:00:08,331 Dick, the mail's here. 4 00:00:08,332 --> 00:00:11,501 Ooh, it's my package from the carousel Cd club. 5 00:00:11,502 --> 00:00:14,371 You infiltrated a club? - Good work, Harry! 6 00:00:14,601 --> 00:00:17,001 I got 10 CDs for one penny. 7 00:00:17,002 --> 00:00:20,086 All I've got to do is buy eight more at regular store prices 8 00:00:20,132 --> 00:00:23,686 which are often at or below retail store prices. 9 00:00:23,787 --> 00:00:27,772 Well, way to go. - Like taking candy from a baby. 10 00:00:28,138 --> 00:00:29,549 Such primitive technology. 11 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:31,341 I wonder if the people on this planet will ever discover 12 00:00:31,342 --> 00:00:33,123 the superior sound of vinyl. 13 00:00:34,879 --> 00:00:37,910 What kind of music did you get? - I told them to surprise me. 14 00:00:40,968 --> 00:00:42,374 well, this is surprising. 15 00:00:43,972 --> 00:00:46,393 Uh... why am I doing this? 16 00:00:48,236 --> 00:00:50,636 Same reason I'm doing this, I suppose. 17 00:00:53,539 --> 00:00:54,707 This is very powerful. 18 00:00:55,718 --> 00:00:57,294 I'm feelin' funky 19 00:00:58,102 --> 00:00:59,582 This is not good. 20 00:00:59,736 --> 00:01:01,819 I can't stop! - Nobody panic. 21 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,620 Let's get out of here! 22 00:01:50,730 --> 00:01:53,259 Enriched wheat flour, Butylated Hydroxyanisole, 23 00:01:53,260 --> 00:01:55,256 sodium acid pyrophosphate. 24 00:01:58,137 --> 00:02:01,478 Needs more Butylated Hydroxyanisole. 25 00:02:02,354 --> 00:02:03,997 Isn't this interesting? 26 00:02:03,998 --> 00:02:07,366 They opened up a hard rock cafe in Vietnam. 27 00:02:08,217 --> 00:02:10,160 The world has changed, huh? 28 00:02:10,161 --> 00:02:11,091 It sure has. 29 00:02:11,092 --> 00:02:14,004 Once it was completely covered with ice. 30 00:02:16,210 --> 00:02:18,055 The administration office called. 31 00:02:18,056 --> 00:02:21,142 They contacted Stanford about transferring your graduate records, 32 00:02:21,143 --> 00:02:22,538 but they don't seem to have them. 33 00:02:22,539 --> 00:02:24,361 Are you implying that I don't have records? 34 00:02:24,362 --> 00:02:25,362 All humans have records, and I'm a human. 35 00:02:25,363 --> 00:02:27,209 Therefore, I have records. 36 00:02:27,210 --> 00:02:29,759 I'm sorry, but Stanford says they have no record of you at all. 37 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:30,992 Oh, those incompetents. 38 00:02:30,993 --> 00:02:33,957 Do I have to fly out to Denver and straighten this out myself? 39 00:02:34,495 --> 00:02:37,394 Stanford's in California, not Denver. 40 00:02:37,395 --> 00:02:40,311 Well, that explains it. They lost my records in the move. 41 00:02:42,081 --> 00:02:44,900 So you were at Stanford in the '60s. 42 00:02:44,901 --> 00:02:47,634 Ah, who wasn't? - I was at Berkeley. 43 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:49,641 God, that takes me back. 44 00:02:50,109 --> 00:02:53,470 I remember I was at Stanford once to protest at.. 45 00:02:53,505 --> 00:02:55,139 there's only two things I know about the '60s: 46 00:02:55,174 --> 00:02:58,104 I wasn't born yet, and no one cares. Peace. 47 00:03:01,345 --> 00:03:04,500 I guess you had to be there. - Apparently so. 48 00:03:04,501 --> 00:03:05,995 It was fun though wasn't it? 49 00:03:05,996 --> 00:03:09,091 Out-of-control, mind-numbing, 50 00:03:09,092 --> 00:03:11,261 self-destructive fun. 51 00:03:11,719 --> 00:03:13,105 It sounds like a cliché but 52 00:03:13,106 --> 00:03:15,048 I actually remember burning my bra 53 00:03:15,049 --> 00:03:16,806 in front of the Lincoln reflecting pool. 54 00:03:16,841 --> 00:03:20,736 I hope you had the good sense to jump in and put yourself out. 55 00:03:22,372 --> 00:03:24,787 God, I was a rebel. 56 00:04:00,144 --> 00:04:01,456 You wouldn't believe it to look at me now, 57 00:04:01,457 --> 00:04:03,461 but back then I was a wild woman. 58 00:04:03,462 --> 00:04:07,066 If I wanted to do something, I just did it. 59 00:04:07,067 --> 00:04:09,379 Did you ever drop acid? - Oh, constantly. 60 00:04:11,027 --> 00:04:13,591 You did a lot of tripping? - That's how I dropped the acid. 61 00:04:14,979 --> 00:04:16,667 No, seriously, I want to know. 62 00:04:16,668 --> 00:04:20,388 Were you involved in any movements? - Well, uh, uh, this one. 63 00:04:20,389 --> 00:04:23,065 It's one of my favorites. 64 00:04:23,935 --> 00:04:28,100 Dr. Solomon, every time 65 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,391 I ask you about your past, 66 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:32,395 you change the subject. 67 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:34,995 You know who keeps changing the subject all the time? My students. 68 00:04:34,996 --> 00:04:37,323 One of them is going to Alaska. How's your brother? 69 00:04:37,324 --> 00:04:41,334 Dick, I'm here. Let's go. - You heard him. Gotta go. 70 00:04:41,996 --> 00:04:43,959 You call your father Dick? - Yeah. 71 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:46,041 When he was younger, I used to call him peanut. 72 00:04:46,042 --> 00:04:51,325 Have to run. See you tomorrow. Have a wonderful night. 73 00:04:52,906 --> 00:04:56,094 ''What about Tommy'' 74 00:04:56,095 --> 00:05:00,192 ''He'Il miss you when you go'' 75 00:05:02,374 --> 00:05:04,912 ''Ma's on her own'' 76 00:05:04,913 --> 00:05:05,913 ''Karen's almost grown'' 77 00:05:05,914 --> 00:05:09,335 this is so sad. 78 00:05:09,336 --> 00:05:11,214 ''Worried so''... 79 00:05:11,215 --> 00:05:14,638 country singers have really tough lives. 80 00:05:14,639 --> 00:05:15,744 ''stay with Dad awhile'' 81 00:05:15,745 --> 00:05:17,651 Why? 82 00:05:19,178 --> 00:05:22,606 What's her complaint? She lives in a trailer. 83 00:05:22,607 --> 00:05:25,512 She could just roll away somewhere, 84 00:05:25,513 --> 00:05:30,109 and the Cd club would never find her. 85 00:05:31,012 --> 00:05:32,763 What are you talking about? 86 00:05:32,764 --> 00:05:35,280 Do you have any idea what's involved with this? 87 00:05:35,281 --> 00:05:37,066 The paperwork, the decisions. 88 00:05:37,067 --> 00:05:40,483 Why didn't I go with the cheese of the month club? 89 00:05:40,484 --> 00:05:42,246 No guesswork, 90 00:05:42,247 --> 00:05:45,130 just cheese. 91 00:05:47,465 --> 00:05:49,852 That was a fiasco. You're the information officer. 92 00:05:49,853 --> 00:05:53,036 How can you brief us on American history and leave out an entire decade? 93 00:05:53,037 --> 00:05:54,722 So I left out the '60s. So what? 94 00:05:54,723 --> 00:05:57,264 Exactly how far back did you establish our identities? 95 00:05:57,265 --> 00:05:59,082 Five or six... months. 96 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:01,876 Your assignment was to provide 97 00:06:01,877 --> 00:06:04,084 full and complete histories for all of us. 98 00:06:04,085 --> 00:06:07,116 I had a book report due on "are you there, god? It's me, Margaret." 99 00:06:10,297 --> 00:06:12,568 Tommy, I'm not sure you understand 100 00:06:12,569 --> 00:06:14,225 the importance of this. 101 00:06:14,226 --> 00:06:16,983 Humans are creations of their past. 102 00:06:16,984 --> 00:06:19,762 Society, culture, even biology, 103 00:06:19,763 --> 00:06:23,078 demand that they carry around their past like baggage. 104 00:06:23,079 --> 00:06:26,560 And your lack of effort almost exposed the entire operation. 105 00:06:26,561 --> 00:06:29,286 Fine. So from now on, my homework comes last. 106 00:06:29,287 --> 00:06:31,070 Those are the house rules, mister. 107 00:06:31,071 --> 00:06:32,487 Hello! Hello! 108 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:35,468 I found those books on the '60s. - Good, good. 109 00:06:35,469 --> 00:06:38,420 Never mind the bourbon stains. - Thank you, Mrs. D. 110 00:06:38,421 --> 00:06:41,589 Oh, the '60s. What a lovely, lovely decade. 111 00:06:41,590 --> 00:06:44,739 A lot of the stuff in this apartment is from the '60s. 112 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:47,723 Boy, classic things never go out of style. 113 00:06:48,882 --> 00:06:52,091 Those long-haired freaks thought they were so cool. 114 00:06:52,092 --> 00:06:53,367 Let me tell you one thing. 115 00:06:53,368 --> 00:06:56,184 I was reading poetry with Jack Kerouac 116 00:06:56,185 --> 00:06:57,930 in a cage in 1956, 117 00:06:57,931 --> 00:07:00,168 both of us buck naked. 118 00:07:02,169 --> 00:07:03,204 Yes, well, thank you 119 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,143 for that disturbing visual. 120 00:07:07,077 --> 00:07:09,645 I didn't hear Kerouac complain. 121 00:07:14,384 --> 00:07:17,578 Aw, "the electric kool-Aid acid test." 122 00:07:17,579 --> 00:07:20,972 Getting nostalgic? - Ah, yes, "those were the days, my friend." 123 00:07:22,056 --> 00:07:24,127 But you know, all this uproar, 124 00:07:24,128 --> 00:07:26,587 all this rhetoric, all this talk about mass movements 125 00:07:26,588 --> 00:07:28,631 what's happening here? 126 00:07:28,632 --> 00:07:31,415 History is made by the individual, not by the masses. 127 00:07:32,829 --> 00:07:34,657 Who said that? - I did. 128 00:07:34,658 --> 00:07:36,965 No, where is that from? - My mouth. 129 00:07:36,966 --> 00:07:39,224 No, somebody said that. 130 00:07:39,225 --> 00:07:41,087 Hello. 131 00:07:41,088 --> 00:07:42,423 That was me. 132 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,880 This is so weird. 133 00:07:50,527 --> 00:07:53,091 Right on. - You've been rinsed and hung out to dry. 134 00:07:53,092 --> 00:07:56,186 Think about it. Dig it, babe. 135 00:07:56,187 --> 00:07:57,414 That's what's happening. 136 00:07:57,415 --> 00:08:00,584 History is made by the individual, not by the masses. 137 00:08:00,585 --> 00:08:05,153 Who said that? - I did. 138 00:08:05,154 --> 00:08:09,425 wow! - That's beautiful. 139 00:08:13,212 --> 00:08:16,949 What's the matter? - I couldn't put it together until now. 140 00:08:16,950 --> 00:08:19,811 It finally clicked.. the evasiveness, 141 00:08:19,812 --> 00:08:22,655 consistencies in your past. 142 00:08:23,741 --> 00:08:26,030 Dick Solomon is a false identity, isn't it? 143 00:08:26,031 --> 00:08:27,765 False identity? Me? 144 00:08:31,547 --> 00:08:33,217 You could have trusted me, you know. 145 00:08:33,218 --> 00:08:36,935 Well, I, I, I, I.. - There are so many people in the government 146 00:08:36,936 --> 00:08:39,364 who would love to get their hands on you. 147 00:08:39,365 --> 00:08:40,901 You can't let that happen. 148 00:08:40,902 --> 00:08:42,855 They'd parade me around like an animal. 149 00:08:43,755 --> 00:08:44,886 Don't worry. 150 00:08:45,970 --> 00:08:48,290 Your secret's safe with me, Manny. 151 00:08:49,679 --> 00:08:51,842 Manny Rosenberg. 152 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:56,089 But I'm not Manny Rosenberg.. - Of course not, 153 00:08:56,865 --> 00:08:59,683 because Manny Rosenberg 154 00:08:59,684 --> 00:09:01,507 is still being hunted 155 00:09:01,508 --> 00:09:04,397 by the Fbi. 156 00:09:05,058 --> 00:09:07,186 For food or sport? 157 00:09:17,879 --> 00:09:21,047 So Manny Rosenberg was.. 158 00:09:21,591 --> 00:09:22,584 what? 159 00:09:23,608 --> 00:09:26,002 Manny Rosenberg was an act 160 00:09:26,818 --> 00:09:27,613 What? 161 00:09:27,614 --> 00:09:29,368 Excuse me. 162 00:09:33,956 --> 00:09:36,398 Okay, where was I? 163 00:09:36,399 --> 00:09:37,670 Manny Rosenberg was an activist 164 00:09:37,671 --> 00:09:40,628 involved in inciting a riot in 1971. 165 00:09:40,629 --> 00:09:43,014 Is there anything else? - I'm looking, I'm looking. 166 00:09:43,630 --> 00:09:45,825 All right, I found another box in the basement. 167 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:46,977 What's "x-mas"? - I don't know, 168 00:09:46,978 --> 00:09:49,827 but it's got to be something psychedelic. Check this out. 169 00:09:50,363 --> 00:09:52,183 This is heavy. - Far out. 170 00:09:52,184 --> 00:09:55,083 My mind is blown. - Who is this? 171 00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:57,225 I think it's jerry Garcia. 172 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:01,721 Look, here's a picture of Manny Rosenberg. 173 00:10:01,722 --> 00:10:03,359 He looks exactly like you. 174 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,816 Oh, damn! 175 00:10:04,817 --> 00:10:07,293 I was supposed to get a completely original body. 176 00:10:07,294 --> 00:10:09,472 Those guys in research can't do anything right. 177 00:10:09,473 --> 00:10:11,261 What do you expect? They're non-union. 178 00:10:12,172 --> 00:10:13,427 This could really be trouble. 179 00:10:13,428 --> 00:10:15,229 Tommy, how are you coming along with our histories? 180 00:10:15,230 --> 00:10:16,520 I have them right here 181 00:10:16,521 --> 00:10:18,643 legal documents, school records, 182 00:10:18,644 --> 00:10:20,481 doctored pictures, the works. 183 00:10:20,482 --> 00:10:23,426 Dick Solomon, class nerd, held back by a domineering mother, 184 00:10:23,427 --> 00:10:27,020 went to work for Nasa in '74, but was fired after a minor procurement scandal. 185 00:10:27,021 --> 00:10:28,702 Newspaper clippings are enclosed. 186 00:10:28,703 --> 00:10:30,975 Major burnout led to a string of second-rate teaching jobs, 187 00:10:30,976 --> 00:10:33,929 yada, yada, yada, ending up here. - This is excellent. 188 00:10:33,930 --> 00:10:37,625 What about me? - Stockbroker during the greedy '80s. 189 00:10:37,626 --> 00:10:40,048 Made and lost several fortunes before psychological problems 190 00:10:40,049 --> 00:10:43,444 and gender confusion led to a sex change operation in 1988. 191 00:10:44,816 --> 00:10:49,963 I'm next. - Harry, you're adopted, 192 00:10:49,964 --> 00:10:51,513 but we haven't told you yet. 193 00:10:53,456 --> 00:10:57,989 Ohh, that's gonna hurt. 194 00:11:02,650 --> 00:11:04,734 Dr. Albright, I'm glad you're here. 195 00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:07,716 Good morning, Dr. Solomon. 196 00:11:09,147 --> 00:11:10,557 Yes, well, I'd like to clear up 197 00:11:10,558 --> 00:11:12,977 a few misunderstandings about yesterday. 198 00:11:12,978 --> 00:11:14,248 For some reason, you mistakenly think 199 00:11:14,249 --> 00:11:17,037 that I'm this Manny Rosenberg fellow. 200 00:11:17,038 --> 00:11:19,705 I brought in this documentation to prove.... 201 00:11:19,706 --> 00:11:21,221 Oh don't even bother. 202 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,233 I told you you could trust me. 203 00:11:23,234 --> 00:11:26,626 You probably don't remember, but we've actually met before. 204 00:11:26,627 --> 00:11:29,233 You spoke at my campus in '69. 205 00:11:29,234 --> 00:11:32,121 Now, that's impossible. I was in the circus then. 206 00:11:32,122 --> 00:11:35,082 The flying solomoskis. There were six of us. 207 00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,586 Two of us plunged to our deaths. 208 00:11:37,626 --> 00:11:41,630 I don't expect you to remember me, what with all the people you've met. 209 00:11:41,631 --> 00:11:44,845 You're sitting on my desk. You've never done that before. 210 00:11:44,846 --> 00:11:47,921 Do you remember ever being at Berkeley, at a rally? 211 00:11:47,922 --> 00:11:51,055 You're not listening to me. I brought all this in to prove to you 212 00:11:51,056 --> 00:11:53,286 the stories you must have. - What? 213 00:11:54,103 --> 00:11:56,405 You know I'd be lying if I said I found this 214 00:11:56,406 --> 00:11:59,062 less than intriguing. 215 00:12:06,313 --> 00:12:10,685 Well, all those years underground, you do a lot of living. 216 00:12:16,164 --> 00:12:17,281 Harry? 217 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:20,933 You got another package from the Cd club. 218 00:12:21,545 --> 00:12:24,976 I don't have time to listen to the ones I have. 219 00:12:25,310 --> 00:12:28,333 Those demons, they're not human. 220 00:12:28,334 --> 00:12:30,098 Neither are we. 221 00:12:30,099 --> 00:12:33,798 Well, yeah, but we have an excuse. Hello. 222 00:12:36,305 --> 00:12:37,773 I'm off to Dr. Albright's. 223 00:12:37,774 --> 00:12:40,986 She bought my phony profile, huh? - I don't even need it. 224 00:12:40,987 --> 00:12:43,619 She likes me much better, now that she thinks I'm Manny. 225 00:12:43,620 --> 00:12:46,081 Oh, great, so after all I went through 226 00:12:46,082 --> 00:12:47,647 creating a background for you? 227 00:12:47,648 --> 00:12:50,156 Do you realize I got you a weekend in Cancún 228 00:12:50,157 --> 00:12:52,057 with twin gymnasts? 229 00:12:52,494 --> 00:12:54,919 All I got at the orphanage was a beating 230 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:57,643 when I asked for more gruel. 231 00:13:11,551 --> 00:13:13,135 hello. - For you. 232 00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:15,455 You shouldn't have. 233 00:13:15,456 --> 00:13:16,918 I'm glad you came. 234 00:13:17,635 --> 00:13:20,220 And to think all this time 235 00:13:20,221 --> 00:13:22,569 I was just a desk away 236 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:24,187 from danger. 237 00:13:24,188 --> 00:13:27,709 The thought of the F.B.I. watching us right now 238 00:13:27,710 --> 00:13:29,678 is such a turn-on. 239 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:32,404 Yes. And even if I wasn't Manny, 240 00:13:32,405 --> 00:13:34,097 it would be just as exciting. 241 00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:35,554 Don't be silly. 242 00:13:39,264 --> 00:13:41,347 Are these... "magic" brownies? 243 00:13:41,348 --> 00:13:43,613 Pepperidge farm. 244 00:13:45,196 --> 00:13:48,413 You know, I think I have something. 245 00:13:48,414 --> 00:13:51,685 I found it when I moved eight years ago. It's in the freezer. 246 00:13:51,686 --> 00:13:53,096 It's a joint. 247 00:13:53,097 --> 00:13:55,340 Oh, a doobie. 248 00:13:55,341 --> 00:13:58,023 Let's Bogart that fat boy. 249 00:13:59,802 --> 00:14:03,355 You know what I regret? I never made it to Woodstock. 250 00:14:03,356 --> 00:14:05,883 Ah, yes, Woodstock, the three-day concert 251 00:14:05,884 --> 00:14:07,666 held on a farm in upstate new York 252 00:14:07,667 --> 00:14:10,863 that included many of the most popular music bands of the time, 253 00:14:10,864 --> 00:14:13,538 felt to be the culmination of the counterculture movement, 254 00:14:13,539 --> 00:14:17,366 captured by the song, " Woodstock," by Joni Mitchell. 255 00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,179 Found it! - The song was popularized 256 00:14:19,180 --> 00:14:21,737 by Crosby, stills & Nash, which is ironic 257 00:14:21,738 --> 00:14:23,248 since theirs was the more commercial version 258 00:14:23,249 --> 00:14:25,770 which is the antithesis of the spirit of the festival. 259 00:14:28,009 --> 00:14:29,924 Here we go. 260 00:14:42,585 --> 00:14:43,722 This isn't a joint. 261 00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,250 It's a frozen French fry. 262 00:14:48,185 --> 00:14:51,768 Oh, well, I guess we'll just settle for wine. 263 00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,958 You're an inspiration to all... 264 00:14:58,959 --> 00:15:02,366 neo-trotskyite anti-Stalinist Marxists. 265 00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:05,196 You know, you're pretty tuned in for a bourgeois chick. 266 00:15:18,098 --> 00:15:20,417 Meet me on the waterbed upstairs in five minutes. 267 00:15:20,418 --> 00:15:21,535 Oh, and, uh... 268 00:15:22,407 --> 00:15:24,082 lose the pins. 269 00:15:35,080 --> 00:15:36,296 What? 270 00:15:36,297 --> 00:15:39,620 Here's to... waterbeds. 271 00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:43,147 Okay..here's to... 272 00:15:43,148 --> 00:15:45,507 floor lamps. 273 00:15:49,041 --> 00:15:51,220 Hello. Carousel Cd club? 274 00:15:52,039 --> 00:15:54,643 I'll call back later. - Do not hang up that phone. 275 00:15:54,944 --> 00:15:56,182 You can do this, Harry. 276 00:15:56,745 --> 00:15:58,135 You can break free. 277 00:15:58,605 --> 00:16:01,144 You can take your mind back, 278 00:16:01,709 --> 00:16:03,437 or at least what's left of it. 279 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,432 Okay, Sally, I will. 280 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:10,092 Listen to me, buster. I'm not happy, and I want my money back. 281 00:16:10,093 --> 00:16:12,934 Very good. - I'm supposed to press "2" now. 282 00:16:14,520 --> 00:16:17,798 Yes. Hello? We need to talk. 283 00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:19,686 I'm at a place in my life 284 00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:22,533 where I'm just not ready for this kind of commitment. 285 00:16:22,534 --> 00:16:25,435 I think it's best that we break free, 286 00:16:25,436 --> 00:16:27,072 go our separate ways. 287 00:16:27,713 --> 00:16:29,048 You will? 288 00:16:29,049 --> 00:16:31,049 Oh, thanks! 289 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:32,856 Hmm? 290 00:16:33,484 --> 00:16:34,917 Well... 291 00:16:34,918 --> 00:16:37,753 yes, I guess I do have a friend 292 00:16:37,754 --> 00:16:39,569 who might be interested. 293 00:16:40,225 --> 00:16:43,584 Her name is Sally Solomon. 294 00:16:50,359 --> 00:16:52,687 Oh! Oh, I can't believe 295 00:16:52,688 --> 00:16:53,495 we're doing this. 296 00:16:54,833 --> 00:16:57,054 Your hands are so small and delicate. 297 00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,349 I'm not positive, 298 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,502 but I think I can fit your entire foot in my mouth. 299 00:17:03,503 --> 00:17:04,909 Oh! 300 00:17:04,910 --> 00:17:07,727 You are a superfreak. 301 00:17:07,728 --> 00:17:09,715 "The kind you don't take home to mother." 302 00:17:09,716 --> 00:17:12,429 Oh, Manny, Manny! 303 00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,983 Now I'm feeling a moral dilemma. 304 00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:20,400 I'm not sure I can go through with this. 305 00:17:20,401 --> 00:17:22,088 My bedroom's upstairs. 306 00:17:23,079 --> 00:17:23,700 Race ya. 307 00:17:26,193 --> 00:17:27,539 Oh, what the hell. 308 00:17:36,513 --> 00:17:39,135 What the hell...? - Don't be uptight, babe. 309 00:17:39,136 --> 00:17:40,748 Leave your hang-ups in suburbia. 310 00:17:43,105 --> 00:17:46,082 You're leaving? - You bet your bippy I am. 311 00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,591 hey! - You miserable creep! 312 00:17:53,592 --> 00:17:55,985 I don't understand. - Think about it. 313 00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:58,657 It's like you put a purple haze inside my brain. 314 00:17:58,658 --> 00:18:00,147 Give it a rest. 315 00:18:00,148 --> 00:18:03,700 What did I do wrong? - You know what you did. 316 00:18:05,423 --> 00:18:09,960 Come on, Manny. Berkeley..1969. 317 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:13,801 Oh, you're mad at Manny. 318 00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:16,465 Yes, Dr. Albright 319 00:18:16,466 --> 00:18:17,837 is mad at Manny. 320 00:18:17,838 --> 00:18:20,760 Oh! Oh, Manny. It's okay 321 00:18:20,761 --> 00:18:22,720 because I have something to tell you 322 00:18:22,721 --> 00:18:24,406 that's going to straighten this whole thing out. 323 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:26,055 I'm not Manny. 324 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,800 Isn't that ironic? 325 00:18:30,663 --> 00:18:32,734 Right, you're not Manny. 326 00:18:33,296 --> 00:18:34,645 You just look exactly like him, 327 00:18:34,646 --> 00:18:36,091 know everything about his past, 328 00:18:36,092 --> 00:18:40,044 and have been carrying on this ridiculous charade for three days. 329 00:18:40,045 --> 00:18:41,910 You know me so well. 330 00:18:43,087 --> 00:18:45,532 Boy, I have been handed 331 00:18:45,533 --> 00:18:47,587 some lame stories in my life, 332 00:18:47,588 --> 00:18:49,239 but you take the cake. 333 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:51,612 I don't want the cake. I want you. 334 00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:58,993 Oh, my god, you ARE Dick Solomon. 335 00:19:01,198 --> 00:19:05,236 And you let me make a complete fool of myself! 336 00:19:05,237 --> 00:19:06,682 How could you do that? 337 00:19:06,683 --> 00:19:08,627 I needed to tell you. I was going to tell you. 338 00:19:08,628 --> 00:19:11,050 What stopped you? - I thought you might sleep with me. 339 00:19:14,264 --> 00:19:15,386 Oh. 340 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:19,207 Now I understand. - Oh, thank goodness. 341 00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:22,320 Get out! 342 00:19:22,321 --> 00:19:26,579 You selfish, inconsiderate, opportunistic bastard! 343 00:19:27,022 --> 00:19:28,122 You're right. 344 00:19:29,371 --> 00:19:30,822 I guess I'll be going. 345 00:19:32,701 --> 00:19:36,977 About inconsiderate, I did bring brownies. 346 00:19:41,367 --> 00:19:44,768 I sure am glad you won't be getting any more of these CDs in the mail. 347 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:47,061 Yeah, and even if we do, 348 00:19:47,062 --> 00:19:50,686 there's no reason to think that I would have anything to do with it 349 00:19:51,381 --> 00:19:52,514 cause I didn't. 350 00:19:53,685 --> 00:19:55,710 Dick, someone's here to see you. 351 00:19:55,711 --> 00:19:58,215 I don't want to be seen. Tell them that I'm not here. 352 00:19:58,216 --> 00:20:00,061 He's not here, Dr. Albright, so go away. 353 00:20:00,062 --> 00:20:02,259 Mary! Mary! 354 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:03,440 You've come back to me 355 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,001 because you've forgiven me for what I've done 356 00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:09,921 and.. and because you realise 357 00:20:09,922 --> 00:20:11,987 that my deceit, although sophomoric, 358 00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:14,788 was meant as a pure gesture of affection. 359 00:20:15,377 --> 00:20:17,497 Well..some of that. 360 00:20:17,498 --> 00:20:20,329 Would you leave the two of us alone for a minute? 361 00:20:20,464 --> 00:20:21,375 Sure. 362 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,140 Remember every word. We want all the details. 363 00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:26,031 Will do. 364 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:31,703 Look, I.. I may have overreacted 365 00:20:31,704 --> 00:20:33,143 to this Manny thing. 366 00:20:33,636 --> 00:20:36,322 And I understand that men have a tendency 367 00:20:36,323 --> 00:20:39,147 to go overboard to impress me. I understand that. 368 00:20:39,148 --> 00:20:41,213 The only reason I pretended to be Manny 369 00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:44,097 is because you liked him so much more than me. 370 00:20:45,935 --> 00:20:48,015 Manny wasn't what he seemed, 371 00:20:48,016 --> 00:20:50,591 but you are exactly what you seem. 372 00:20:50,962 --> 00:20:52,498 And I'll admit that 373 00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:55,166 your lack of nuance is refreshing. 374 00:20:55,167 --> 00:20:56,635 Damn, I think I'm wearing 375 00:20:56,636 --> 00:20:58,052 Harry's underwear again. 376 00:20:58,944 --> 00:21:01,365 Well, a little nuance wouldn't hurt. 377 00:21:01,950 --> 00:21:03,293 So we're still friends? 378 00:21:04,391 --> 00:21:06,620 Peace. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net