1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,998 Guess what, you guys, I got a new job. 2 00:00:02,999 --> 00:00:06,686 Another job? Where? - At Gung-ho videos. 3 00:00:06,687 --> 00:00:07,892 My command of the vernacular 4 00:00:07,893 --> 00:00:10,704 impressed both Mr. Gung and Mr. Ho. 5 00:00:10,705 --> 00:00:13,100 Congratulations, Harry. - Good for you, Harry. 6 00:00:13,526 --> 00:00:15,828 It's freezing out here. Dick, can we go inside now? 7 00:00:15,829 --> 00:00:19,446 No, we're here to experience everything on this planet, even the uncomfortable parts. 8 00:00:19,447 --> 00:00:20,447 I have some very uncomfortable parts. 9 00:00:22,526 --> 00:00:25,442 They said on the news that the dew point is dropping. 10 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:26,932 What does that mean? - I don't know. 11 00:00:26,933 --> 00:00:30,872 It just caught my attention ' cause it sounded kind of dirty. 12 00:00:30,873 --> 00:00:33,557 Why do humans spend so much time worrying about the weather? 13 00:00:33,558 --> 00:00:35,981 They can't go 15 minutes without getting an update. 14 00:00:35,982 --> 00:00:36,982 Don't these people have windows? 15 00:00:38,464 --> 00:00:41,369 I cannot do a book report out here Dick, my fingers are going numb. 16 00:00:41,370 --> 00:00:42,370 Can we please go inside now? 17 00:00:42,371 --> 00:00:43,781 Absolutely not, 18 00:00:43,899 --> 00:00:47,931 this is research. No one goes in without a damn good reason. 19 00:00:55,032 --> 00:00:56,857 Does anyone remember what color our napkins are? 20 00:00:56,858 --> 00:00:59,600 I think we should go check. let's go find out. 21 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:42,279 Whew! I am freezing. - Why don't you wear a longer skirt? 22 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,427 With these legs? I don't think so. 23 00:01:46,594 --> 00:01:47,569 Did you pick up my tickets? 24 00:01:47,570 --> 00:01:51,378 Yes, and your reservation for your hotel in Chicago. There's your itinerary. 25 00:01:51,379 --> 00:01:54,918 Nina, I can't believe this is happening to me. 26 00:01:54,919 --> 00:01:57,898 Not every anthropologist receives this kind of honour. 27 00:01:57,899 --> 00:01:59,996 I've worked my entire life for this award 28 00:01:59,997 --> 00:02:02,426 I know, the Louis Leakey award. 29 00:02:03,090 --> 00:02:05,658 To stand in front of a conference of educators 30 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:07,507 and express my thoughts about my work. 31 00:02:07,508 --> 00:02:10,385 This is going to be the best weekend of my life. 32 00:02:10,386 --> 00:02:13,617 Why are you looking at me that way? - No reason. 33 00:02:13,618 --> 00:02:15,338 Dr. Albright! Dr. Albright! 34 00:02:15,339 --> 00:02:18,701 Guess what. You and I are on the same flight. 35 00:02:18,702 --> 00:02:22,262 Same row, side by side, strapped in at 38,000 feet. 36 00:02:22,263 --> 00:02:24,316 Isn't that great? 37 00:02:26,612 --> 00:02:28,114 Why are you going to the conference? 38 00:02:28,115 --> 00:02:30,105 They're giving me some kind of academic award. 39 00:02:30,106 --> 00:02:32,273 They hand these things out like candy mints. 40 00:02:33,089 --> 00:02:35,062 Once we get that out of the way, the two of us 41 00:02:35,063 --> 00:02:37,869 get to experience the magic that is Chicago. 42 00:02:38,654 --> 00:02:40,797 Well, once again 43 00:02:40,798 --> 00:02:42,130 something wonderful in my life 44 00:02:42,131 --> 00:02:44,579 has been turned into a giant crap fest. 45 00:02:45,341 --> 00:02:47,824 What's the matter? You! 46 00:02:47,825 --> 00:02:50,585 I guess she's just saving up her excitement for the crap fest. 47 00:02:51,858 --> 00:02:53,970 You just don't get it, do you? - What do you mean? 48 00:02:53,971 --> 00:02:55,902 There are people who have stress 49 00:02:55,903 --> 00:02:57,637 and people who give stress, 50 00:02:57,638 --> 00:03:01,020 and you... are a giver. - That's nonsense. 51 00:03:01,851 --> 00:03:03,290 Dr. Solomon? 52 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:04,791 Well, come in, Leon. 53 00:03:05,461 --> 00:03:07,576 Come in, come in, come in, all the way in. 54 00:03:07,577 --> 00:03:09,810 Can I have the weekend to turn in my paper? 55 00:03:11,023 --> 00:03:13,659 Leon, do you find that I cause you stress? 56 00:03:14,189 --> 00:03:16,090 Did someone say I said that? - No. 57 00:03:16,091 --> 00:03:18,470 It was all a misunderstanding. I love physics. 58 00:03:18,471 --> 00:03:20,537 I find it very soothing. I don't know what you've heard. 59 00:03:20,538 --> 00:03:23,744 Please don't fail me. I'll turn the paper in by Friday. 60 00:03:25,864 --> 00:03:28,484 That was a stress reaction, wasn't it? - Yes, it was. 61 00:03:28,485 --> 00:03:31,031 Thank you, Nina. You've opened my eyes. 62 00:03:31,032 --> 00:03:33,256 I'm going to make sure that Dr. Albright's weekend 63 00:03:33,257 --> 00:03:35,362 is stress-free, hassle-Free, 64 00:03:35,363 --> 00:03:37,320 and completely without unpleasantness. 65 00:03:37,321 --> 00:03:38,477 Oh, you're not going? 66 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:48,696 Oh, Tommy. What are you doing here? 67 00:03:48,697 --> 00:03:50,941 I thought you had that book report due on dickens. 68 00:03:50,942 --> 00:03:53,269 I was doing it, and it was so boring. 69 00:03:53,270 --> 00:03:56,773 I realized I could save myself a lot of work if I just watched the movie. 70 00:03:56,774 --> 00:03:59,352 I can't believe no kid ever thought of this before. 71 00:04:00,548 --> 00:04:03,666 I'll help you as soon as I'm done reorganizing this place. 72 00:04:03,667 --> 00:04:05,708 Why? What was wrong with it? - It was a mess. 73 00:04:05,709 --> 00:04:07,416 Everything was just lumped together. 74 00:04:07,417 --> 00:04:09,936 You know, all the "A's," all the "B's." 75 00:04:11,642 --> 00:04:13,473 26 unrelated categories, 76 00:04:13,474 --> 00:04:15,895 except for "x" which has its own room. 77 00:04:17,667 --> 00:04:18,644 Well, how does it work now? 78 00:04:18,645 --> 00:04:20,924 Things are much simpler now. Look. 79 00:04:21,543 --> 00:04:23,162 Good movies. 80 00:04:24,540 --> 00:04:27,329 Bad movies. 81 00:04:27,636 --> 00:04:30,005 Movies I haven't seen. 82 00:04:31,382 --> 00:04:34,633 Pardon me, where could I find "aliens"? 83 00:04:37,398 --> 00:04:38,978 Nowhere. 84 00:04:39,577 --> 00:04:41,681 Not here, that's for sure. 85 00:04:42,357 --> 00:04:44,768 Nobody here but us humans. 86 00:04:51,400 --> 00:04:54,070 Stop looking at me! 87 00:04:55,255 --> 00:04:57,195 Do you really think this trip is such a good idea? 88 00:04:57,196 --> 00:04:59,642 Chicago's really far, and I saw on TV something about a... 89 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:02,077 ..low pressure front moving in. - Low pressure? 90 00:05:02,078 --> 00:05:04,340 That's exactly what Dr. Albright needs. 91 00:05:04,341 --> 00:05:06,585 Ah, there she is now. 92 00:05:06,586 --> 00:05:08,194 This doesn't feel right to me, Dick. 93 00:05:08,195 --> 00:05:11,332 Separating from the unit for an entire weekend is madness. 94 00:05:11,616 --> 00:05:13,893 As first officer in charge of security, I forbid it. 95 00:05:13,894 --> 00:05:15,977 I'm high commander, and I'm going. 96 00:05:15,978 --> 00:05:19,029 Come on, why? - Lieutenant, don't worry. 97 00:05:19,030 --> 00:05:21,560 I'm prepared for every eventuality. 98 00:05:22,127 --> 00:05:23,706 I think you're taking this far too lightly. 99 00:05:23,707 --> 00:05:26,651 You've never travelled here before. How do you know what to pack? 100 00:05:26,652 --> 00:05:29,385 How will I reach you in Chicago? - I'm taking the phone. 101 00:05:29,386 --> 00:05:30,816 You know the number. 102 00:05:31,818 --> 00:05:34,331 Why are you taking refrigerator magnets? 103 00:05:34,332 --> 00:05:36,959 Chicago, the windy city? 104 00:05:36,971 --> 00:05:38,794 I think it's obvious. 105 00:05:39,691 --> 00:05:41,017 What do you mean? 106 00:05:41,018 --> 00:05:43,048 Let's say an urgent message 107 00:05:43,049 --> 00:05:45,351 comes in for Dr. Albright, and she's out sightseeing. 108 00:05:45,352 --> 00:05:46,738 I lay it on the nightstand 109 00:05:46,739 --> 00:05:49,154 because I have no way of securing it to a metallic surface. 110 00:05:49,155 --> 00:05:52,162 A gust of wind blows it under the bed, 111 00:05:52,163 --> 00:05:55,254 and Mary never discovers her long-lost identical twin, 112 00:05:55,255 --> 00:05:58,140 all for want of a magnetic banana. 113 00:05:59,771 --> 00:06:03,895 That's exactly the kind of needless agitation that I intend to prevent. 114 00:06:03,896 --> 00:06:06,164 Understood. Travel well, commander. 115 00:06:06,165 --> 00:06:08,428 I shall return. 116 00:06:20,296 --> 00:06:21,741 What are you doing? 117 00:06:22,211 --> 00:06:24,161 I'm entering the pod. 118 00:06:24,162 --> 00:06:27,385 For god's sakes, just sit down and behave yourself. 119 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:30,799 Of course I will, Mary. Here I am, sitting. 120 00:06:30,800 --> 00:06:33,272 You just be calm. Take a deep breath. 121 00:06:34,545 --> 00:06:37,719 Welcome to Northview Airlines Flight 604 to Chicago. 122 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,381 Oh, my god! Out there! 123 00:06:39,382 --> 00:06:41,627 There's something on the wing! 124 00:06:42,695 --> 00:06:47,164 It's an engine! - This thing is a deathtrap! 125 00:06:47,165 --> 00:06:49,103 Sky waitress! Sky waitress! 126 00:06:49,579 --> 00:06:51,802 Please be quiet during safety procedures. 127 00:06:51,803 --> 00:06:55,116 Safety? On this flying donkey cart? That's rich. 128 00:06:55,117 --> 00:06:58,017 How can this woman stay calm when, at any second, 129 00:06:58,054 --> 00:07:01,395 we could go careening out of the sky in a flaming heap of twisted metal? 130 00:07:01,396 --> 00:07:03,135 Sir, everything is going to be.. - At least give her 131 00:07:03,136 --> 00:07:05,214 a gelatin-filled helmet to keep her brain intact. 132 00:07:05,215 --> 00:07:07,257 She's receiving an award! 133 00:07:08,234 --> 00:07:10,308 Please sit down. - No! 134 00:07:10,309 --> 00:07:13,637 We're getting off! Who's with me? 135 00:07:13,705 --> 00:07:15,933 I've never been kicked off a plane before. 136 00:07:15,934 --> 00:07:17,763 Be grateful it was still on the ground. 137 00:07:17,764 --> 00:07:21,135 You could of least told me you were afraid to fly. - Only on airplanes. 138 00:07:22,171 --> 00:07:24,823 Instead of a 45-minute flight, I have a seven-hour drive. 139 00:07:24,824 --> 00:07:26,652 Don't worry. I've anticipated your needs, 140 00:07:26,653 --> 00:07:29,129 and I'm ready to fill the remaining six hours and 50 minutes 141 00:07:29,130 --> 00:07:32,129 with mirth and merriment. I brought "mad libs." 142 00:07:33,401 --> 00:07:35,582 I need the name of someone in the room. 143 00:07:36,794 --> 00:07:39,497 Dick. - Dick. 144 00:07:40,604 --> 00:07:43,946 This is funny already 145 00:07:45,521 --> 00:07:47,609 Look, it's starting to snow. 146 00:07:47,610 --> 00:07:48,813 Oh, my god. 147 00:07:48,814 --> 00:07:51,468 What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a snowflake before? 148 00:07:51,469 --> 00:07:53,743 Yes, and I prayed I'd never see them again. 149 00:07:53,744 --> 00:07:56,621 Turn on the high beams. They fear the light. 150 00:08:05,766 --> 00:08:08,419 Where can I find "remains of the day"? 151 00:08:08,420 --> 00:08:13,369 Oh, that would be in the "I didn't see it" section. 152 00:08:16,195 --> 00:08:17,851 Wow, I've finally found 153 00:08:17,852 --> 00:08:20,005 what I was looking for.. "David Copperfield." 154 00:08:20,006 --> 00:08:22,520 It doesn't look boring. He saws himself in half 155 00:08:22,521 --> 00:08:24,503 and makes the statue of liberty disappear. 156 00:08:26,942 --> 00:08:28,194 Hey, look out the window. 157 00:08:29,196 --> 00:08:34,006 They're here! They're here! 158 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:36,778 Albino brain chiggers! Cover your ears! 159 00:08:36,779 --> 00:08:39,572 Harry! Harry! It's snow! Snow. 160 00:08:39,573 --> 00:08:41,226 Oh. - I learned it in science class. 161 00:08:42,070 --> 00:08:45,920 Come on outside with me and I'll show you how to write your name in it. 162 00:08:50,218 --> 00:08:52,471 Oh, my god. 163 00:08:52,975 --> 00:08:54,878 It's covering everything. 164 00:08:54,879 --> 00:08:58,269 The whole town is being obliterated. 165 00:09:02,983 --> 00:09:05,133 I'm up here. I'm up here! 166 00:09:05,134 --> 00:09:10,329 Uh... okay, I know the term paper's late, 167 00:09:10,330 --> 00:09:12,801 but my car wouldn't st.. - Who cares? You're alive. 168 00:09:14,024 --> 00:09:16,891 You're alive. Who are you? 169 00:09:16,892 --> 00:09:20,386 Oh, I-I'm a student of Dr. Solomon's. My name's Leon. 170 00:09:20,387 --> 00:09:22,401 I'm a sister of Dr. Solomon's. My name's Sally. 171 00:09:22,402 --> 00:09:24,264 Yeah, I know. I saw you one day 172 00:09:24,265 --> 00:09:25,265 when you dropped off his lunch. 173 00:09:25,266 --> 00:09:28,178 And then you went to the dry cleaners, 174 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:30,891 and then to the shoe repair place, 175 00:09:30,892 --> 00:09:32,431 and then the car wash. 176 00:09:32,432 --> 00:09:34,793 And then you went home and read a book by the window 177 00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:38,672 for three hours. - I remember that day. 178 00:09:38,919 --> 00:09:41,123 Listen, Leon, I don't want to freak you out or anything, 179 00:09:41,124 --> 00:09:43,912 but I think the earth is spiraling out of the sun's orbit 180 00:09:43,913 --> 00:09:45,621 and we're heading for a new ice age. 181 00:09:45,622 --> 00:09:49,692 Uh... did they say that on the news? 182 00:09:51,213 --> 00:09:53,336 No, but trust me, I've seen this happen before. 183 00:09:53,337 --> 00:09:57,213 We could be the last two creatures on earth. - I don't know about that. 184 00:09:57,214 --> 00:09:59,311 Our first responsibility is to breed. 185 00:09:59,312 --> 00:10:04,553 We must, must copulate as much as we can. 186 00:10:09,819 --> 00:10:11,737 Well, now that you mention it, 187 00:10:11,738 --> 00:10:14,948 I didn't see any people on the way over. 188 00:10:16,881 --> 00:10:18,589 Damn! 189 00:10:18,590 --> 00:10:21,381 How are we supposed to do it with the lights out? 190 00:10:24,384 --> 00:10:26,979 A boy like that will kill your brother 191 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:29,092 forget that boy and find another 192 00:10:29,093 --> 00:10:32,924 one of your own kind, stick to your own kind 193 00:10:32,925 --> 00:10:35,053 a boy who kills cannot love 194 00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:37,037 a boy who kills has no heart 195 00:10:37,038 --> 00:10:39,619 and he's a boy who has no heart, very smart 196 00:10:39,620 --> 00:10:42,725 oh, no, Anita, no, you should know.. ? - Oh, my god. 197 00:10:43,373 --> 00:10:45,884 Fear has made you hysterical. - Oh, no, no, no. 198 00:10:45,885 --> 00:10:48,342 I just like to sing show tunes on long trips. 199 00:10:48,574 --> 00:10:51,779 Before I found anthropology, I was going to be a theater major. 200 00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,584 Did I ever tell you why I became a teacher? 201 00:10:53,585 --> 00:10:55,220 I don't think this is the best time.. - Like all little girls, 202 00:10:55,221 --> 00:10:57,722 I had a thing for neolithic archeology. 203 00:10:58,677 --> 00:11:01,894 My father used to cut up my barbies and bury the pieces in the backyard 204 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:03,209 so I could discover them. 205 00:11:04,279 --> 00:11:06,463 Only problem was, on my first dig 206 00:11:06,464 --> 00:11:08,843 I discovered I was afraid of skeletons. 207 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:13,708 Boy, it's really coming down now. - Poor, sweet, tiny Mary. 208 00:11:13,709 --> 00:11:16,138 You can drop the brave front. We're under attack. Pull over. 209 00:11:16,139 --> 00:11:17,647 What? - I'm commandeering this car. 210 00:11:17,648 --> 00:11:19,930 Oh no, you're not. - It's a full-scale invasion! 211 00:11:20,169 --> 00:11:22,269 I'll save you! 212 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:29,865 Are you getting the feeling back in your hands? 213 00:11:29,866 --> 00:11:32,966 No. - Well, the walk wasn't too bad. 214 00:11:32,967 --> 00:11:36,273 Oh, yeah, the last four miles just flew by. 215 00:11:37,907 --> 00:11:40,644 You plowed my car into a snow bank. 216 00:11:40,645 --> 00:11:41,741 I know. 217 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:45,221 And we thought it was going to fight back. Aren't we silly? 218 00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:47,714 If anything is wrong with that car, 219 00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:50,180 I am holding you responsible. 220 00:11:50,181 --> 00:11:51,736 We've got to stick together. 221 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,868 The roads are closed. And look around. 222 00:11:53,869 --> 00:11:57,312 We're surrounded by Neanderthals. 223 00:11:58,174 --> 00:12:01,093 That's a fair assessment, isn't it, fellas? 224 00:12:07,605 --> 00:12:09,126 Are you all right, honey? 225 00:12:09,127 --> 00:12:11,858 Yes, I'm fine, thank you. 226 00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:14,466 You know, your boyfriend's kind of cute. 227 00:12:15,048 --> 00:12:17,240 Him? - The way he spent the last hour 228 00:12:17,241 --> 00:12:20,457 knocking himself out trying to get your attention. - He's an idiot. 229 00:12:20,458 --> 00:12:22,617 Honey, they're all idiots, 230 00:12:23,737 --> 00:12:26,755 but this one is looking at you like you're the only woman on the planet. 231 00:12:26,756 --> 00:12:29,040 Although you're real pretty, you're not exactly 232 00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:33,220 the last ham sandwich in hungry town, if you get my drift. 233 00:12:34,153 --> 00:12:36,952 Yes? It did? 234 00:12:36,953 --> 00:12:38,746 Oh, my god. Where? 235 00:12:38,747 --> 00:12:40,426 And you're sure? 236 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:42,472 Thank you. 237 00:12:43,546 --> 00:12:45,356 Mary. - Hmm? 238 00:12:45,357 --> 00:12:48,134 That plane that I got us thrown off of... - Yes? 239 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:51,158 It never reached Chicago. 240 00:12:51,159 --> 00:12:52,833 Oh, my god! 241 00:12:52,834 --> 00:12:55,831 Oh, my god! Oh! 242 00:12:55,832 --> 00:13:02,179 Yes, the airport was closed, and they were diverted to Gary, Indiana. 243 00:13:09,618 --> 00:13:12,457 Gary is 20 minutes from Chicago. 244 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:16,699 Well, but it's an inconvenience nonetheless. 245 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:19,953 I think someone owes me an apology. 246 00:13:28,181 --> 00:13:30,257 Okay, here are our rations.. 247 00:13:30,258 --> 00:13:32,013 tuna salad on whole wheat. 248 00:13:32,014 --> 00:13:35,627 Sorry, all we have to drink is this giant bottle of wine. 249 00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:37,825 It has a modest bouquet, 250 00:13:37,826 --> 00:13:41,753 but I think you'll be amused by its presumptuousness. 251 00:13:41,754 --> 00:13:43,793 Whatever. 252 00:13:44,415 --> 00:13:45,378 Well, Leon, 253 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:50,805 to the survival of the species. - Oh, hmm, yes. 254 00:13:54,994 --> 00:13:57,393 Why are you nervous? - Well, it's just that 255 00:13:57,394 --> 00:13:59,670 I've never been with a woman of your... 256 00:13:59,671 --> 00:14:02,973 good-lookingness before. 257 00:14:02,974 --> 00:14:05,080 Yeah, I know, I'm hot. 258 00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:07,459 It's kind of exciting for me, too. 259 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:10,857 All the men I've met have been strong and decisive, 260 00:14:10,858 --> 00:14:14,254 and you're neither of those things. 261 00:14:14,255 --> 00:14:17,435 Well, I can be, maybe. 262 00:14:17,934 --> 00:14:19,907 Probably not. 263 00:14:21,165 --> 00:14:23,598 Oh, Leon, 264 00:14:23,599 --> 00:14:26,667 think what our offspring will be like. 265 00:14:26,668 --> 00:14:30,124 They'll have my skills as a warrior 266 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:32,736 and your fierce intelligence. 267 00:14:38,407 --> 00:14:42,621 Dr. Solomon doesn't talk much about me, does he? 268 00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:45,768 I think you're just trying too hard. 269 00:14:45,769 --> 00:14:48,511 It's exhausting. Nothing I do is right. 270 00:14:48,512 --> 00:14:50,222 and believe me I do everything. 271 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,053 You see, that's your first mistake, 272 00:14:52,054 --> 00:14:55,409 you see what I'm saying? Women don't want you to do everything. 273 00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:57,539 According to who? 274 00:14:58,543 --> 00:15:01,124 Oprah. 275 00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:05,466 Yeah, Oprah. - So what do I do? 276 00:15:05,467 --> 00:15:09,019 Well, you want to give her what she wants when she needs it. 277 00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,494 And you've got to try and understand it 278 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:13,250 when she needs her freedom to want what she needs. 279 00:15:13,251 --> 00:15:17,594 Yeah, and if she's free to want it when she needs it or not. 280 00:15:17,595 --> 00:15:19,389 You see what we're Sayin'? - Yeah. 281 00:15:19,390 --> 00:15:21,446 What a man needs to do is this. 282 00:15:21,447 --> 00:15:25,310 You have got to pay attention to what she likes 283 00:15:25,311 --> 00:15:27,522 and share it with her. 284 00:15:27,523 --> 00:15:30,096 You see what he's saying? - You see what I'm saying? 285 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:32,098 You see what we're saying? - Yeah, uh-huh, 286 00:15:32,099 --> 00:15:33,886 I see what you're saying. 287 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,963 But what does she like? 288 00:15:36,438 --> 00:15:38,906 Oh, oh, oh! I know the perfect thing. 289 00:15:38,907 --> 00:15:41,565 No, she hates that. 290 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,500 Ooh, I know! 291 00:15:44,182 --> 00:15:46,926 No, that made her throw up. 292 00:15:47,774 --> 00:15:50,529 It's hard, isn't it? - It is damn hard. 293 00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:59,312 Oh-hhh... 294 00:16:00,151 --> 00:16:03,829 ...klahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plain 295 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:04,830 don't even try it. 296 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:10,724 And the wavin' wheat can sure smell sweet 297 00:16:10,725 --> 00:16:16,969 when the wind comes right behind the rain 298 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:21,401 oh-hhh-klahoma 299 00:16:21,402 --> 00:16:25,216 every night my honey lamb and I 300 00:16:25,217 --> 00:16:26,681 sit alone and talk 301 00:16:26,682 --> 00:16:30,106 and watch the hawk making lazy circles 302 00:16:30,107 --> 00:16:32,041 in the sky 303 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:35,169 we know we belong to the land 304 00:16:35,170 --> 00:16:38,464 and the land we belong to is grand 305 00:16:38,465 --> 00:16:42,614 yippee-yi, yippee-Yay, yippee-yay 306 00:16:46,789 --> 00:16:49,616 and when we say, yeow! 307 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:52,726 Ayipioeeay, yeow! 308 00:16:52,727 --> 00:16:54,761 We're only Sayin', you're doing fine 309 00:16:54,762 --> 00:16:56,363 Oklahoma 310 00:16:56,364 --> 00:17:00,654 Oklahoma o-k-l-a-h-o-m-a 311 00:17:00,655 --> 00:17:07,242 Okla-hooo... 312 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:08,243 ma! 313 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:10,610 Yay! 314 00:17:17,876 --> 00:17:20,517 I don't know why I was so afraid of the snow. 315 00:17:20,518 --> 00:17:22,564 It's actually quite beautiful. 316 00:17:22,565 --> 00:17:25,064 You know that slush down in the gutter? 317 00:17:25,065 --> 00:17:28,002 You call me crazy, but you put a little cherry syrup on that, 318 00:17:29,207 --> 00:17:33,274 you got yourself a cool, refreshing treat. 319 00:17:33,963 --> 00:17:35,868 Here, listen to this. 320 00:17:35,869 --> 00:17:38,867 "Charles dickens' 'David Copperfield' is an extraordinary book 321 00:17:38,868 --> 00:17:41,723 about a man who accomplishes many incredible feats 322 00:17:41,724 --> 00:17:43,821 involving Claudia schiffer handcuffed 323 00:17:43,822 --> 00:17:45,615 in an underwater tank with sharks." 324 00:17:45,616 --> 00:17:49,240 That's good. - Where are all the tapes? 325 00:17:49,241 --> 00:17:52,921 Well, we had a big night, but fear not. 326 00:17:52,922 --> 00:17:56,569 We still got five copies of "johnny mnemonic. 327 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,695 If that's not your cup of tea, we've also got 328 00:17:59,696 --> 00:18:03,266 "the making of johnny mnemonic." 329 00:18:03,267 --> 00:18:06,617 How about adult movies? 330 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,910 We got "fat Fräuleins." 331 00:18:13,911 --> 00:18:16,803 "A lusty romp through the cheese and sausage shops 332 00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,645 of communist east Berlin." 333 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,606 Forget it. 334 00:18:23,249 --> 00:18:25,869 All right, give it to me. 335 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:34,956 So then Freddy stivender beat the crap out of me. 336 00:18:34,957 --> 00:18:36,695 It was the talk of the school. 337 00:18:36,696 --> 00:18:38,158 I was so embarrassed. 338 00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,235 But after weeks of plotting, 339 00:18:41,146 --> 00:18:43,869 I got my revenge. - What did you do? 340 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:47,203 I had my mom tell his mom. 341 00:18:48,776 --> 00:18:51,242 I like your tactics. 342 00:18:52,219 --> 00:18:54,727 You know, it may just be the wine talking, 343 00:18:54,728 --> 00:18:56,623 but I'm beginning to think 344 00:18:57,714 --> 00:19:00,297 in a crazy world like this, 345 00:19:00,298 --> 00:19:01,747 you and me 346 00:19:02,474 --> 00:19:05,743 just might make sense. 347 00:19:06,983 --> 00:19:08,906 Hey, lights! 348 00:19:08,907 --> 00:19:11,432 They'll be out again in a second, 349 00:19:11,433 --> 00:19:13,667 if there's a god in heaven. 350 00:19:13,668 --> 00:19:16,010 People are outside shoveling snow. 351 00:19:16,011 --> 00:19:18,367 We're not the last people alive on earth. 352 00:19:18,368 --> 00:19:22,363 Leon, now we don't have to sacrifice ourselves. 353 00:19:22,364 --> 00:19:26,886 You don't have to impregnate me! 354 00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:30,021 Uh... oh, good. 355 00:19:30,694 --> 00:19:33,968 Not to mention the ominous behavioral parallels 356 00:19:33,969 --> 00:19:36,888 between Australopithecus, euralopithecus... 357 00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:41,132 this is stupid. - No! No, it's not. 358 00:19:46,216 --> 00:19:49,249 So in accepting this award, I must pose the question, 359 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:53,130 "has our journey from primate to man finally concluded, 360 00:19:53,811 --> 00:19:56,139 or has it just begun?" 361 00:19:56,479 --> 00:20:00,055 Wonderful, wonderful Yes! 362 00:20:00,089 --> 00:20:03,455 Excuse me, Dick, but that road has been cleared 363 00:20:03,456 --> 00:20:05,013 for a good half hour out there. 364 00:20:05,014 --> 00:20:07,857 Be all right if we just scoot on out of here? 365 00:20:07,858 --> 00:20:10,418 Sure. Sure. - Thank you, ma'am. 366 00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,047 Ma'am, I surely am sorry 367 00:20:14,048 --> 00:20:16,067 you didn't get to pick up your Leakey award. 368 00:20:21,963 --> 00:20:24,352 Oh, Dick, I feel I owe you a thank you. 369 00:20:24,984 --> 00:20:27,140 You certainly made the time pass. 370 00:20:27,743 --> 00:20:30,836 I can't blame the weather on you. Well, I could, 371 00:20:30,837 --> 00:20:32,405 but I won't. 372 00:20:33,158 --> 00:20:36,009 Sometimes things just don't work out. - Oh, I don't know. 373 00:20:36,010 --> 00:20:38,535 Sometimes on the way to what's supposed to happen 374 00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:41,736 something even better happens, 375 00:20:41,737 --> 00:20:45,355 which is why I am pleased to present you with this orb 376 00:20:45,356 --> 00:20:48,171 containing a diorama of the city of Chicago 377 00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:50,584 in a state of perpetual blizzard. 378 00:20:53,582 --> 00:20:57,631 It's remarkable, isn't it? - Yes, it is. 379 00:20:57,632 --> 00:21:00,293 And I have something for you. - You do? 380 00:21:00,294 --> 00:21:03,495 The crimson shovel. - Oh, thank you. 381 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,963 Let's go dig out the car. - Absolutely. 382 00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:11,669 It should be easy to find. I left the lights on. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net