1 00:00:02,503 --> 00:00:03,737 - Live television? 2 00:00:03,971 --> 00:00:04,971 Who cares? 3 00:00:05,839 --> 00:00:06,473 - Who cares? 4 00:00:06,707 --> 00:00:07,307 Everybody. 5 00:00:07,541 --> 00:00:08,541 We love live TV. 6 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:09,476 - Do we love it? 7 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:11,111 Do you really love the overzealous 8 00:00:11,345 --> 00:00:13,280 studio audience who'll applaud at anything? 9 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:14,214 Here in the greatest 10 00:00:14,448 --> 00:00:15,048 city on earth, New York, 11 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:19,286 baby what's up? 12 00:00:20,754 --> 00:00:21,754 - Wait, wait 13 00:00:21,889 --> 00:00:22,589 what are you saying Jack, 14 00:00:22,823 --> 00:00:24,157 cause TGS is live. 15 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:25,392 - Not anymore. 16 00:00:25,626 --> 00:00:26,786 It's financially impractical. 17 00:00:26,994 --> 00:00:28,034 From now on, you write and 18 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:29,496 shoot the whole season in two weeks 19 00:00:29,730 --> 00:00:31,999 like "wheel of fortune or "fox news". 20 00:00:33,834 --> 00:00:34,434 - No! 21 00:00:34,668 --> 00:00:36,203 I mean, I grew up on live TV. 22 00:00:36,436 --> 00:00:37,916 Friday night in my parents' basement, 23 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,940 a telethon and cheese steak, 24 00:00:40,173 --> 00:00:41,708 I can see it like it was yesterday. 25 00:00:43,911 --> 00:00:48,549 Best prom night ever! 26 00:00:50,150 --> 00:00:52,819 I'm gonna lose my virginity in nine years! 27 00:00:55,522 --> 00:00:56,890 - TGS has to be live or it'll lose 28 00:00:57,124 --> 00:00:59,226 all the excitement and spontaneity. 29 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:00,994 I mean that's the beauty of live TV. 30 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:03,630 Anything could happen. 31 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,351 - There's a bathroom in here 32 00:01:05,399 --> 00:01:07,801 you could use, sir Paul McCartney! 33 00:01:21,748 --> 00:01:22,382 - See? 34 00:01:22,616 --> 00:01:23,350 Awesome. 35 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,718 - Yes. 36 00:01:24,952 --> 00:01:26,119 Uh, but my way is cheaper, 37 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,020 and you only have to work 38 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,189 two weeks out of the year. 39 00:01:29,423 --> 00:01:32,326 I want to go to there. 40 00:01:32,559 --> 00:01:33,226 - So it's settled. 41 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:35,662 Tonight is TGS's final live show. 42 00:01:35,896 --> 00:01:36,896 - What? 43 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:39,600 No, live television is an American tradition. 44 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,068 You can't just throw it away. 45 00:01:41,301 --> 00:01:42,301 - Sorry Kenneth, 46 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:43,670 it's a done deal. 47 00:01:43,904 --> 00:01:45,839 - Our last live show? 48 00:01:47,307 --> 00:01:50,010 No! 49 00:01:51,812 --> 00:01:54,448 ♪ Welcome to thirty rock live show ♪ 50 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:55,682 ♪ on NBC ♪ 51 00:01:55,916 --> 00:01:57,017 ♪ special unity ♪ 52 00:01:57,250 --> 00:01:58,585 ♪ for independent lead ♪ 53 00:01:58,819 --> 00:01:59,819 ♪ did you know ♪ 54 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,622 ♪ that the thirty rock live show ♪ 55 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:02,589 ♪ comes from NYC ♪ 56 00:02:02,823 --> 00:02:04,157 ♪ five four three two one ♪ 57 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:06,960 ♪ never all this fun in a show in america ♪ 58 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,467 Liz, there's a rumor that's spreading 59 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:15,369 around here like wildfire. 60 00:02:15,602 --> 00:02:17,504 But unlike the wildfires I've started, 61 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:19,906 this one doesn't sexually arouse me. 62 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,575 It's true, Hazel. 63 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,328 Tonight's gonna be our last live show. 64 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,045 But don't worry, it won't affect you. 65 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:26,780 - Unless my plan all along was to 66 00:02:27,014 --> 00:02:28,482 run on Stage during a sketch and 67 00:02:28,715 --> 00:02:30,183 get discovered by Hollywood! 68 00:02:37,424 --> 00:02:39,660 - Liz, important me announcement, 69 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,362 Paul and I have decided to get married. 70 00:02:42,596 --> 00:02:43,664 - Oh, wow. 71 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,008 - And I told Paul that he should 72 00:02:45,032 --> 00:02:47,934 propose to me tonight on tg... - Absolutely not! 73 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,469 - You didn't let me finish, 74 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:51,304 s 75 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:52,939 - Come on, it's our last live show. 76 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:54,241 - Exactly! 77 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:56,209 And if Jenna Maroney is getting engaged, 78 00:02:56,443 --> 00:02:58,278 it's gonna be on live TV. 79 00:02:58,512 --> 00:02:59,846 I've been working on my reaction 80 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,515 since I was three. 81 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:12,159 It's happening, Liz. 82 00:03:12,392 --> 00:03:13,026 - Ms. Lemon! 83 00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:14,620 Mr. Jordan just discovered you can 84 00:03:14,761 --> 00:03:16,363 get pornography on the Internet. 85 00:03:16,596 --> 00:03:17,636 Oh my god! 86 00:03:17,664 --> 00:03:20,901 He's gonna die in there. 87 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,173 What's going on? 88 00:03:26,406 --> 00:03:27,566 - You called a meeting Lemon. 89 00:03:27,774 --> 00:03:29,376 - Actually, I called it. 90 00:03:29,609 --> 00:03:32,746 Gasp! 91 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,082 - Live television is sacred, 92 00:03:35,315 --> 00:03:37,117 and we are not leaving this room 93 00:03:37,350 --> 00:03:38,518 until the twelve of us have 94 00:03:38,752 --> 00:03:40,387 agreed to defend her! 95 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,422 There is a great 96 00:03:42,656 --> 00:03:43,776 American play that was first 97 00:03:43,824 --> 00:03:46,727 written and performed for live television. 98 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,795 It's called, "twelve angry men." 99 00:03:49,029 --> 00:03:49,629 - No. 100 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,343 We are not debating this like a jury. 101 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,466 Shut him down, Jack! 102 00:03:52,699 --> 00:03:54,701 - "Twelve angry men" is preposterous, Kenneth. 103 00:03:54,935 --> 00:03:56,903 Eleven descent Americans are swayed by 104 00:03:57,137 --> 00:03:58,238 Jane Fonda's father? 105 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,841 Open the door. 106 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,275 No! 107 00:04:02,509 --> 00:04:03,509 Look. 108 00:04:04,811 --> 00:04:05,412 - How long do you think 109 00:04:05,645 --> 00:04:06,246 you're gonna get away with this? 110 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:07,080 Hannah or Jay, 111 00:04:07,314 --> 00:04:08,048 Hazel or Jenna 112 00:04:08,281 --> 00:04:10,417 will know that we're missing. 113 00:04:10,650 --> 00:04:12,586 - Have an amazing show tonight, everyone! 114 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,454 I love you all! 115 00:04:14,688 --> 00:04:16,022 - Tonight's the night, Hazel 116 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:17,657 I do my surprise cameo. 117 00:04:17,891 --> 00:04:18,625 It goes viral. 118 00:04:18,859 --> 00:04:20,227 I take medicine for it. 119 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:21,762 Next stop, Hollywood 120 00:04:21,995 --> 00:04:23,997 Florida, to get the car from my mom. 121 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:25,766 Next stop, California 122 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,119 pizza kitchen to tell my old 123 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:28,902 boss Nadine to suck it! 124 00:04:29,136 --> 00:04:30,771 Next stop, tinsel town, 125 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:32,081 because Christmas decorations are 126 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:33,607 really cheap this time of year. 127 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:37,144 - Nothing brings our country together 128 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:38,879 like live television! 129 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:40,180 And studio 6h is a 130 00:04:40,413 --> 00:04:41,782 part of that tradition. 131 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,116 Why, it was right here that 132 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,652 NBC broadcast the final episode of 133 00:04:45,886 --> 00:04:48,889 the 1950s classic, "the lovebirds." 134 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,393 - It's the kraft product placement comedy hour, 135 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,829 sponsored by kraft singles. 136 00:04:56,062 --> 00:04:56,797 Made with milk, 137 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:58,698 its the cheese that won world war ll. 138 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,467 Don't ask how. 139 00:05:00,700 --> 00:05:02,500 And now, "the lovebirds," 140 00:05:02,702 --> 00:05:06,740 starring cubby gilmore and Loretta fields. 141 00:05:08,675 --> 00:05:12,846 I'm home, baby! 142 00:05:14,114 --> 00:05:16,316 And I could eat a horse! 143 00:05:16,550 --> 00:05:17,150 - Don't you dare touch that 144 00:05:17,384 --> 00:05:19,219 bacon 'till it's done, Larry. 145 00:05:23,390 --> 00:05:26,459 Ahhhh oh boy! 146 00:05:27,527 --> 00:05:28,128 - Oh brother, 147 00:05:28,361 --> 00:05:31,331 now I'm cooking a Turkey too. 148 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,565 - That's rich. 149 00:05:32,732 --> 00:05:33,732 One of these days, Doris 150 00:05:33,934 --> 00:05:35,011 I'm gonna take a shotgun and 151 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:38,104 blam, blow your face off! 152 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:38,939 - It would still be better 153 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:41,508 than our honeymoon. 154 00:05:41,741 --> 00:05:44,411 - What was wrong with Niagara Falls? 155 00:05:44,644 --> 00:05:48,114 Your mother found it chilly. 156 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,549 - You're a real cut-up! 157 00:05:49,783 --> 00:05:50,863 In fact, one of these days, 158 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:52,295 I'm gonna cut you up in pieces and 159 00:05:52,319 --> 00:05:54,154 feed you to the neighbor's dogs! 160 00:05:54,387 --> 00:05:55,531 It'd be the first time 161 00:05:55,555 --> 00:05:56,555 you've taken me out for 162 00:05:56,623 --> 00:05:58,692 dinner in years. 163 00:05:58,925 --> 00:05:59,960 - Ah keep it up, Doris, 164 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:01,193 and bang, zoom, 165 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:02,705 I'm gonna drown you in the bathtub and 166 00:06:02,729 --> 00:06:05,298 say a mental patient did it. 167 00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,567 Like I always say, 168 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:10,971 "ah, ah" 169 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:11,838 - that's a funny thing to say. 170 00:06:12,072 --> 00:06:14,074 This is real, 171 00:06:14,307 --> 00:06:16,009 real heart attack! 172 00:06:17,010 --> 00:06:18,979 - Here, eat the bacon! 173 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:20,972 It'll lubricate your heart! 174 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:21,915 - Ride it out! 175 00:06:22,148 --> 00:06:23,383 Ride it to hell! 176 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:25,652 - Now come on now, 177 00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:28,088 Larry, don't be a sissy. 178 00:06:28,321 --> 00:06:29,356 God! 179 00:06:29,589 --> 00:06:31,892 I'm having a heart attack too! 180 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,593 My marriage is a sham! 181 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:36,897 My make-up lady is my lover! 182 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:41,534 - Hello. 183 00:06:41,768 --> 00:06:43,045 I'm Nazi doctor, 184 00:06:43,069 --> 00:06:44,938 Heinrich Spaceman. 185 00:06:45,171 --> 00:06:46,940 I mean doctor. 186 00:06:47,173 --> 00:06:48,575 We can edit that out, right? 187 00:06:48,808 --> 00:06:50,043 Oh, it's live. 188 00:06:51,378 --> 00:06:52,579 Are you a modern housewife 189 00:06:52,812 --> 00:06:54,047 who is in the family way? 190 00:06:54,281 --> 00:06:56,283 Smoke chattertons cigarettes! 191 00:06:56,516 --> 00:06:57,751 Your baby's lungs need 192 00:06:57,984 --> 00:06:58,984 refreshing nicotine for 193 00:06:59,119 --> 00:07:00,396 science reasons. 194 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:01,021 And his growing bones 195 00:07:01,254 --> 00:07:03,523 need tar to hold them together. 196 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:04,997 Nine out of 10 doctors surveyed 197 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,359 said, "who is this?" 198 00:07:06,593 --> 00:07:08,528 Why are you calling so late?" 199 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:12,232 But the 10th guy was into it 200 00:07:12,465 --> 00:07:14,935 ♪ Chattertons taste so cool and mild ♪ 201 00:07:15,168 --> 00:07:16,436 ♪ a treat for you ♪ 202 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:21,041 ♪ and your unborn child ♪ 203 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:21,875 Official cigarette of 204 00:07:22,108 --> 00:07:23,143 the U.S. olympic team. 205 00:07:30,684 --> 00:07:31,684 - Jenna! 206 00:07:31,751 --> 00:07:32,118 Remember that package you 207 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:33,486 made me take to Singapore 208 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,354 last summer? 209 00:07:34,587 --> 00:07:36,790 I just got out of changi prison. 210 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:39,259 - Oh, thank you, 211 00:07:39,492 --> 00:07:41,594 just portion control and exercise. 212 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:48,435 Paul! 213 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,338 Did you pick up the ring? 214 00:07:51,571 --> 00:07:52,939 - Liza minnelli's baby tooth 215 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:54,975 surrounded by rubies that passed through 216 00:07:55,208 --> 00:07:58,211 a terrified Michael kors. 217 00:07:58,445 --> 00:08:00,814 - It'll look amazing on camera. 218 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:02,549 - Look, I don't want to 219 00:08:02,782 --> 00:08:03,782 propose on TV. 220 00:08:03,850 --> 00:08:04,951 I want it to be private. 221 00:08:05,185 --> 00:08:06,453 - What are you saying, Paul? 222 00:08:06,686 --> 00:08:08,521 - Rick santorum is right. 223 00:08:08,755 --> 00:08:09,795 Marriage is a sacred union 224 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:11,725 between a man and a woman, 225 00:08:11,958 --> 00:08:13,793 which is why I'm asking you right now, 226 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:15,427 to make me the luckiest shman - wait 227 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,199 Look, I'm sorry to pull the 228 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:21,568 biological woman card here, 229 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:24,204 but according to roe v. Dewayne Wade, 230 00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:26,939 I have a right to choose, 231 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,442 and I choose a televised proposal. 232 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:30,877 If you can't give me that, 233 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:31,711 I'm not sure what my 234 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:32,945 answer will be. 235 00:08:33,046 --> 00:08:34,681 - Are you giving me an ultimatum? 236 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,583 Look, I am the man here, Jenna. 237 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:39,486 I may have a dress and a wig and a gynecologist, but 238 00:08:39,719 --> 00:08:43,523 I am the man. 239 00:08:47,627 --> 00:08:48,862 - Without live TV, 240 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:50,397 think of the amazing moments 241 00:08:50,630 --> 00:08:51,630 we would've missed, 242 00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,199 the moon landing, 243 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:54,433 uh the Beatles, 244 00:08:54,634 --> 00:08:56,269 "the voice" results show, 245 00:08:56,503 --> 00:08:58,071 that time Mr. Lutz was an extra, 246 00:08:58,304 --> 00:08:59,773 and he got so nervous, he threw up! 247 00:09:00,006 --> 00:09:01,808 No, don't remind him! 248 00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:03,977 Oh, I had veal. 249 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:07,180 I had veal with cheese on it. 250 00:09:07,414 --> 00:09:09,015 - And what about Joey Montero's 251 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,750 old variety show? 252 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,886 Why, he was just like you, Mr. Jordan, 253 00:09:13,119 --> 00:09:14,754 because he did not want to rehearse, 254 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:16,165 and he wanted to get out of there 255 00:09:16,189 --> 00:09:18,892 as soon as possible. 256 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,597 Ladies and gentlemen, 257 00:09:24,831 --> 00:09:26,066 Joey Montero! 258 00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:33,373 ♪ Que fachia amo con questo ♪ 259 00:09:33,606 --> 00:09:36,409 ♪ my love is nowhere in sight ♪ 260 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,512 ♪ que fachia amo con questo ♪ 261 00:09:39,746 --> 00:09:44,651 ♪ high as the moon every night ♪ 262 00:09:44,884 --> 00:09:47,320 We got a great show for you tonight. 263 00:09:47,554 --> 00:09:48,321 We got a great show. 264 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:49,155 Oh at least that's what the 265 00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,658 Jews I pay told me. 266 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:52,891 I tell ya, 267 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:53,626 I feel great. 268 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:54,870 I slept like a baby last night. 269 00:09:54,894 --> 00:09:55,894 I woke up crying with a 270 00:09:56,062 --> 00:09:57,063 boob in my mouth. 271 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,504 Okay that was the joke stuff! 272 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,906 Oh all right, here comes a lady. 273 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:07,740 - Hi, Joey. 274 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:09,309 I'm dusty Springfield. 275 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:11,302 Sure, let's go with that! 276 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,914 ♪ When I said I needed you ♪ 277 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:17,117 - I need you too baby. 278 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:18,618 ♪ You said ♪ 279 00:10:18,852 --> 00:10:21,721 ♪ you would always stay ♪ 280 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,289 - I can see inside your mouth. 281 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:27,127 ♪ It was always me who changed but you ♪ 282 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:27,961 - Are we on a boat? 283 00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:30,563 ♪ And now you've gone ♪ 284 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,232 ♪ away ♪ 285 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,901 - That's plenty. Donkey stringbean, everybody. 286 00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:37,237 ♪ Don't have to say you love me ♪ 287 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,472 ♪ just be close at hand ♪ 288 00:10:39,706 --> 00:10:41,374 - Where's the gang going tonight fellas? 289 00:10:41,608 --> 00:10:43,586 Jack Dempsey's steakhouse? ♪ Don't have to stay forever ♪ 290 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:44,687 ♪ I'll be there to stand ♪ - you're 291 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,146 ♪ invited too dingy string bean. ♪ 292 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,423 ♪ Believe me ♪ - but bring cab fare... 293 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,047 ♪ Believe me ♪ - for in the morning 294 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:49,458 if you know what I'm ea yin'. 295 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,659 ♪ I can't help but love you ♪ - oh, I just burped up 296 00:10:50,683 --> 00:10:51,683 clams casino, 297 00:10:51,851 --> 00:10:52,485 which is weird cause 298 00:10:52,719 --> 00:10:54,119 I didn't have any. 299 00:10:54,187 --> 00:10:57,690 Well, hello there glasses. 300 00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,492 - Glamour, excitement, 301 00:10:59,726 --> 00:11:02,061 what we, today, would call alcoholism. 302 00:11:02,295 --> 00:11:03,535 (Audience claps live television 303 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:04,797 had everything! 304 00:11:05,031 --> 00:11:06,266 - Well, not everything. 305 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:07,619 Where were the black people? 306 00:11:08,935 --> 00:11:10,270 - Actually, Mr. Spurlock, 307 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:11,938 NBC had the first two 308 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:14,974 black characters on TV, sort of. 309 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,376 For "Alfie and Abner," 310 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:18,178 NBC hired one African-American 311 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,612 and one Caucasian, 312 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,547 because they thought two black 313 00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:21,381 people on the same show 314 00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:22,894 would make the audience nervous. 315 00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:25,652 A rule NBC still uses today. 316 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:31,658 - Abner! 317 00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:32,992 I'm home from work. 318 00:11:33,226 --> 00:11:35,061 Where are you, my brother? 319 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,429 - Here I is, Alfie. 320 00:11:43,603 --> 00:11:44,237 - Oh hell no! 321 00:11:44,470 --> 00:11:47,974 I'm not doin' this. 322 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:51,110 - NBC received a lot of complaints 323 00:11:51,344 --> 00:11:54,113 that the show wasn't on often enough. 324 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:55,707 So they forced Theodore Freeman to 325 00:11:55,848 --> 00:11:57,650 honor his contract. 326 00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:00,954 - I's done stole 'dis catfish! 327 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,357 - Sir, I'm asking you as a 328 00:12:04,591 --> 00:12:06,125 human being to please stop 329 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:07,827 talking like that. 330 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:08,661 - I's gone eat it 331 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,864 until I'm belly full. 332 00:12:12,098 --> 00:12:13,132 - This is debasing to the 333 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,367 both of us. 334 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,636 I was a tuskegee airman. 335 00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:19,973 Zippity goo goo! 336 00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,206 - You may anger me, 337 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,942 but I believe non-violence is 338 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:24,644 the path to change. 339 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:25,957 - I believe you can catch a 340 00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:28,815 rainbow in yo hat! 341 00:12:29,048 --> 00:12:29,616 - I'll kill you, 342 00:12:29,849 --> 00:12:31,718 you ignorant... 343 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:34,721 Believe it or not, 344 00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:35,955 - they did not stop 345 00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:36,823 doing the show, 346 00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,157 which made for tense, 347 00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:40,426 but thrilling live TV. 348 00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:51,236 - Banjo! 349 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,413 - Kenneth, I've frankly lost 350 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:01,647 track of what you were 351 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,515 trying to convince us of 352 00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:03,383 with these detailed 353 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,084 descriptions of television shows. 354 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,153 Thank you! 355 00:13:07,387 --> 00:13:08,787 - Come on, Kenneth, time's changed. 356 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,189 Television replaced radio; 357 00:13:10,423 --> 00:13:12,625 - cars replaced horses. - Not where 358 00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:13,593 I'm from! 359 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:14,427 Are you telling me the 360 00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:17,030 mayor of your hometown is a car? 361 00:13:17,263 --> 00:13:19,799 Pretty weird! 362 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,167 - Are you laughing at me? 363 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,568 Okay, 364 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,038 let's all take a little break. 365 00:13:27,106 --> 00:13:27,707 - Hello. 366 00:13:27,940 --> 00:13:29,642 I'm Nazi doctor Leo Spaceman. 367 00:13:29,876 --> 00:13:31,236 I know it's live! 368 00:13:31,444 --> 00:13:33,746 I want people to know. 369 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:34,580 Did you mother smoke 370 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,449 chattertons cigarettes while pregnant 371 00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:38,451 during the 1950s or '60s? 372 00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:39,319 If she did, 373 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,187 You probably can't hear me 374 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,690 because of fetal chatterton syndrome! 375 00:13:43,923 --> 00:13:46,526 Turn up the volume! 376 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,194 Recent studies have shown that, 377 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,330 while pregnancy is disgusting, 378 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,399 babies do not need tar or nicotine. 379 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:54,793 If you're currently suffering 380 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,069 from chattertons syndrome, 381 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:57,904 please use your birdlike claws to 382 00:13:58,137 --> 00:14:00,406 dial the number below. 383 00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,840 Then, use the rectum you have, 384 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:02,909 instead of a mouth, to 385 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:04,143 say something like, 386 00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:08,193 To signify that you wish to 387 00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:09,349 join a class action suit 388 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,617 against chattertons. 389 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,620 ♪ If you have scales instead of skin ♪ 390 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:15,521 ♪ pick up the phone ♪ 391 00:14:15,755 --> 00:14:17,490 ♪ Sue chattertons ♪ 392 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,441 - All right, this is idiotic. 393 00:14:25,465 --> 00:14:26,585 We've got a show to do at... 394 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:27,834 Oh my god, Kenneth! 395 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,102 It's my period. 396 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,570 It's uh gonna blow! 397 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:32,805 - We both know you're 398 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:34,239 not due for another nine days. 399 00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:38,010 I'm ashamed of you Ms. Lemon. 400 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:40,747 Oh think of your hero Rosemary Howard! 401 00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:41,581 She wrote for the edgiest 402 00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:44,150 live variety show of all time, 403 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,352 "the Gruber bother and nipsey." 404 00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:49,922 - Hey nipsey, 405 00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:50,757 what do you get when you 406 00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,458 cross a chicken with a hippie? 407 00:14:52,692 --> 00:14:53,692 - I don't know, dicky. 408 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:54,560 What do you get when 409 00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:56,529 you cross a chicken with a hippie? 410 00:14:56,763 --> 00:14:57,363 - I don't know, but 411 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,599 lbj likes 'em both fried! 412 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:00,832 - Lay it on me. 413 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:03,636 - Laying it on me. 414 00:15:04,937 --> 00:15:08,307 Lay it on me. 415 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:09,675 - Lay it on me. 416 00:15:11,377 --> 00:15:12,755 Now's you go, nipsey! 417 00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,515 I'm the first streaker! 418 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,868 - Streaking's the new thing! 419 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,720 We touched penises. 420 00:15:20,953 --> 00:15:21,554 We interrupt this 421 00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:22,788 program to bring you an 422 00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:24,457 NBC news special report. 423 00:15:24,690 --> 00:15:25,725 From Rockefeller center, 424 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:28,995 Chet Huntley and David Brinkley. 425 00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,249 - Good evening, NBC news has 426 00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:31,931 learned that, less than an 427 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:32,932 hour ago, there was an 428 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:33,766 explosion aboard the 429 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,701 Apollo thirteen spacecraft. 430 00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:36,536 David. 431 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:37,804 - Thank you Chet. 432 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:38,771 Chet. 433 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:40,315 Thank you, David. 434 00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:40,940 We're awaiting further 435 00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,375 information, David. 436 00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:43,608 - Thank you, Chet. 437 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:44,410 Let's go to the 438 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:45,844 man's space center in Houston. 439 00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,479 And our reporter on 440 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:47,872 the scene, Mr. Jamie garnett. 441 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,047 Jamie. 442 00:15:49,248 --> 00:15:51,350 - Thank you Chet and David. - I'm sorry, sweetheart, 443 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,185 could you move out the way of 444 00:15:52,418 --> 00:15:53,019 our camera? 445 00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:53,853 We need to talk to our 446 00:15:54,086 --> 00:15:55,455 new reporter, Jamie garnett. 447 00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:56,756 Now, where is he? 448 00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:58,200 - I'm Jamie garnett, gentlemen. 449 00:15:58,224 --> 00:15:58,925 I spoke earlier with 450 00:15:59,158 --> 00:16:00,927 NASA flight director, Glen Lenny. 451 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:01,761 - Uh listen doll, 452 00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:03,114 you're not making any sense. 453 00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:06,357 You're probably hysterical from menstruation. 454 00:16:06,532 --> 00:16:07,133 Go lie down, 455 00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,686 make sure and get plenty of iron, 456 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,337 maybe eat a ham salad. 457 00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:12,171 - I'm being told that 458 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,405 commander James Lovell... 459 00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:14,650 - honey, you have a dynamite 460 00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:15,441 shape, but you're gonna 461 00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:16,275 have to shut up, 462 00:16:16,509 --> 00:16:17,920 and let man tell us what's happening. 463 00:16:17,944 --> 00:16:19,679 Now, is your father or a 464 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,013 policeman nearby? 465 00:16:22,949 --> 00:16:23,583 - Look, where did you find that 466 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:24,984 microphone, sugar-mouth? 467 00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:26,462 Was it just lying there on the ground? 468 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:27,920 Where is Jamie garnett? 469 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:28,754 - This just in, 470 00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,223 male NBC news reporter, 471 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,792 Jamie garnett is missing. 472 00:16:33,025 --> 00:16:34,293 - I'm right here, you mother... 473 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,897 Classic, live television! 474 00:16:38,130 --> 00:16:38,731 And while they never 475 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,233 found Jamie garnett, 476 00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,001 that woman who stole his microphone 477 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,070 went on to become... 478 00:16:44,303 --> 00:16:46,572 A wife. 479 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:47,840 - Has Paul not come back? 480 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,234 He's not answering his phone. 481 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,342 What have I done? 482 00:16:50,476 --> 00:16:50,843 - Calm down. 483 00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,077 Paul's gone, 484 00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:52,778 but you're getting 485 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,252 proposed to on the show tonight 486 00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,081 By me! 487 00:16:55,314 --> 00:16:56,514 This is New York state, bitch! 488 00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:59,018 Anyone can marry anything now, 489 00:16:59,252 --> 00:16:59,852 - What? 490 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:00,686 - Oh come on, 491 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:01,521 it's everything you want, 492 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,232 think about what great TV this'll be. 493 00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:03,923 It's what you want. 494 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:04,757 - No. 495 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,225 It's not what I want. 496 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,294 Paul is everything I want. 497 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,768 He's the reason to get married, 498 00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:11,297 not TV. 499 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,432 Rick santorum was right. 500 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:15,067 How could I have been so blind? 501 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,003 - Cause you're a horrible person. 502 00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,504 Thank you. 503 00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:19,505 Just portion control and 504 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:23,643 lots of water. 505 00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,847 - All in favor of keeping TGS live! 506 00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:30,562 - It's still not unanimous, 507 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:31,317 and it never will be. 508 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,671 This is a business, Kenneth. 509 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:33,953 And if live TV went away, 510 00:17:34,186 --> 00:17:34,820 the only thing that would change 511 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,156 would be NBC's profit margin. 512 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,791 - That's not true, jacky d. 513 00:17:40,126 --> 00:17:41,126 - Come on, 514 00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:42,528 it wasn't that dramatic. 515 00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,230 - Live TV changed my life. 516 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,332 In 1986, my church dance crews 517 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,467 performed on a regional telethon. 518 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,069 It was my big break. 519 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,303 Flashback. 520 00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,510 - This is for you, Jesus! 521 00:18:04,216 --> 00:18:08,054 Oh my coccyx! 522 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,287 - It's not funny! 523 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:10,455 Coccyx is the scientific 524 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:13,259 term for your butt bone! 525 00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:15,494 Why are you all laughing? 526 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,831 Oh, I like it! 527 00:18:19,899 --> 00:18:22,101 Coccyx! 528 00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,035 You know what this is? 529 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:24,837 It was a ghetto mating call. 530 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,609 Oh my god! 531 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,310 I remember that! 532 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,079 - That was you? 533 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:34,312 - That's when I realized 534 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,615 I was a ridiculous man! 535 00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:37,249 - Tracey, I was there. 536 00:18:37,483 --> 00:18:39,118 As a low-level ge employee, 537 00:18:39,352 --> 00:18:41,153 I was answering phones at that telethon. 538 00:18:41,387 --> 00:18:42,627 When you took off your clothes, 539 00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:43,956 they cut to the phone Banks. 540 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,424 Gasp! 541 00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:46,726 I made a hilarious 542 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:49,462 prank call to that telethon. 543 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:50,735 - Did the man who answered 544 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:51,830 the phone sound like he 545 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:52,498 had the piercing Blue 546 00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,966 eyes of an ice dragon? 547 00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:57,570 Yes! 548 00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,205 Hello. 549 00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,641 I'd like to speak to general electric. 550 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:03,943 Madam. 551 00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:10,216 I'm afraid you're confused. 552 00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:11,817 - I was a nurse in the war, 553 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:12,652 and I met him when 554 00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:13,885 he was just a Colonel. 555 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,355 He's the father of my child! 556 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:19,525 - General electric is not a person. 557 00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,261 - Toby, come talk to your father! 558 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,130 - Daddy, it's your son, 559 00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,466 Toby electric. 560 00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:29,301 - I can tell by your voice that 561 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,535 you were a very ungainly 562 00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:32,371 teenage girl from 563 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:35,141 southeastern Pennsylvania. 564 00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:35,975 - Ah ha! 565 00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:36,809 You're burnt! 566 00:19:37,043 --> 00:19:38,044 How ya like me now? 567 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,312 - Young lady, 568 00:19:40,546 --> 00:19:42,214 no one, no one, 569 00:19:42,448 --> 00:19:44,517 jokes down general electric. 570 00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:45,750 And if I ever... 571 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,426 Do you mind? 572 00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:58,631 If I ever 573 00:19:58,864 --> 00:19:59,965 Get my thick, manly 574 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:00,800 hands on you, 575 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,033 I will roast you alive in 576 00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,536 an oven I designed myself, 577 00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:06,238 using two, no three kinds of heat. 578 00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,941 I'm a Jack Donaghy, dammit. 579 00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,886 Watching you get all 580 00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:12,378 red-faced on TV, 581 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,580 that night I found my calling, 582 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,048 sticking it to the man! 583 00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:16,916 - You know what? 584 00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:17,883 That night changed my life too. 585 00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:20,119 Don Geiss saw my loyalty 586 00:20:20,352 --> 00:20:21,352 slash handsomeness, 587 00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,497 and the day, he promoted me 588 00:20:22,521 --> 00:20:25,324 out of poisons and into microwaves. 589 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:26,558 - Live TV made us all 590 00:20:26,659 --> 00:20:28,594 what we are today. 591 00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,188 - Oh no need to take another vote. 592 00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,797 TGS is meant to be live. 593 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:33,111 To make it more profitable, 594 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:34,165 we just need to do more 595 00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:35,401 sponsored product placement. 596 00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:36,402 - You should do it with the 597 00:20:36,635 --> 00:20:37,403 upcoming Warner brothers movie 598 00:20:37,636 --> 00:20:38,237 "rock of ages," based on the 599 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,471 hit broad way musical, 600 00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:41,540 rocking a theater near you June 15th. 601 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,142 Tom Cruise sings! 602 00:20:46,378 --> 00:20:47,113 - Or I'll just pay you 603 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:48,080 more or less. 604 00:20:48,314 --> 00:20:49,715 Kenneth, let us out of here! 605 00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,257 - Paul didn't come. 606 00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:00,526 I ruined everything. 607 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:01,927 - Yeah, you blew it. 608 00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:02,728 So I'll just jump out at 609 00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:05,464 some point and les it up with you! 610 00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,298 - Okay. 611 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:08,200 Okay, we're live in 612 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,604 five, four, three, two. 613 00:21:14,340 --> 00:21:14,940 And now, 614 00:21:15,174 --> 00:21:15,841 prince William and prince 615 00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:19,044 Time-traveling fart detectives. 616 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:19,879 - Ha! 617 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,514 Take that my man! 618 00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:23,581 - Prince, do you smell 619 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:24,749 something fishy? 620 00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:25,518 - Wait. 621 00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:26,751 Who's that dude? 622 00:21:27,686 --> 00:21:29,121 ♪ Zooby zooby zooo ♪ 623 00:21:31,357 --> 00:21:36,061 ♪ Zooby zooby zoo ♪ 624 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:37,730 ♪ zooby zoo ♪ 625 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:42,868 ♪ zooby zoo ♪ 626 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:44,102 Jenna Maroney, 627 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:44,837 you're the woman I 628 00:21:45,070 --> 00:21:46,070 wanna grow old with. 629 00:21:46,272 --> 00:21:47,272 Old being an acronym for 630 00:21:47,473 --> 00:21:49,642 oxylaprodexatrin. 631 00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:51,076 A hallucenogenic plant extract 632 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,579 that makes sex terrifying. 633 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:54,413 I wanna spend the rest of 634 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:56,182 my life making you happy. 635 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,615 And that's why I'm asking you, 636 00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,218 on TV, to marry me. 637 00:22:00,452 --> 00:22:01,452 - Oh Paul. 638 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,858 No, no, a million times no. 639 00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:07,726 Not like this. 640 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,895 I don't wanna get married for publicity. 641 00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:11,797 I wanna get married for you, 642 00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:12,631 and so that you don't 643 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,367 testify against me in court. 644 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:16,202 - I still don't know what's 645 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:20,573 going on. 646 00:22:26,478 --> 00:22:27,913 - Classic live TV? 647 00:22:29,782 --> 00:22:30,950 - I slipped. 648 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:32,284 I slipped and hit my head 649 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,719 in the bathroom. 650 00:22:33,953 --> 00:22:34,953 Who am I? 651 00:22:34,987 --> 00:22:36,055 - You're my boyfriend. 652 00:22:36,288 --> 00:22:36,956 We were just gonna call 653 00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,891 some people I went to high school with. 654 00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,306 Thanks to Lorne Michaels, 655 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,175 Paul McCartney, 656 00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:58,210 John Hamm, Jimmy Fallon, 657 00:22:58,444 --> 00:22:59,578 Amy poehler, 658 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,313 Fred armisen, Chris Parnell, 659 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,148 will forte, Donald Glover, 660 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,917 Kristen Shaw, Cheyenne Jackson, 661 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,418 Beth McCartney Miller, 662 00:23:06,652 --> 00:23:07,820 SNL crew, I love you! 663 00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:09,255 Thirty rock crew, I love you. 664 00:23:09,488 --> 00:23:10,956 This happened again! 665 00:23:11,190 --> 00:23:12,625 And that happened! 666 00:23:12,858 --> 00:23:14,002 Watch "parks and rec" tonight, 667 00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:15,794 directed by Amy poehler.