1 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,924 Miss Lemon! 2 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:09,426 It's me, Kenneth Parcell, the page. 3 00:00:09,718 --> 00:00:12,387 You probably didn't recognize me in this new page uniform. 4 00:00:12,679 --> 00:00:13,388 I recognize you, Kenneth. 5 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:15,682 The old uniforms were timeless, 6 00:00:15,974 --> 00:00:17,142 practical, sexy. 7 00:00:17,434 --> 00:00:19,978 But, uh, this... This is an outrage. 8 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:22,190 You need to make them go back to the old uniform. 9 00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:22,940 Look, I don't have that kind of authority. 10 00:00:23,232 --> 00:00:25,317 Then what do you do? 11 00:00:25,609 --> 00:00:26,735 I really like that. 12 00:00:27,027 --> 00:00:28,529 That'll be great. Thank you. 13 00:00:28,820 --> 00:00:30,131 Hey! I just got a call from security. 14 00:00:30,155 --> 00:00:31,657 What? That's ridiculous. 15 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,867 Why would I steal a file from personnel? 16 00:00:34,159 --> 00:00:35,159 What? Uh... 17 00:00:35,327 --> 00:00:36,787 No. Claire is in the lobby. 18 00:00:37,079 --> 00:00:38,747 Claire Harper? From Chicago? 19 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,707 Yep. Fun, crazy Claire. 20 00:00:40,999 --> 00:00:42,359 Oh, man, do you remember that night 21 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:43,977 we all danced in that open fire hydrant? 22 00:00:44,169 --> 00:00:45,169 Yeah. Her roof parties. 23 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:46,797 Karaoke in boystown. 24 00:00:47,089 --> 00:00:48,289 The all-night scavenger hunts. 25 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:51,343 Do you remember when we crashed that Polish wedding? 26 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:52,886 Yeah. She's exhausting. 27 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,346 Oh, I know. 28 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,115 She's gonna make us buy more of her homemade jewelry. 29 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,619 Birds always attack me when I wear it. 30 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,394 I am not letting her drag me out to some club tonight. 31 00:01:00,686 --> 00:01:02,062 I am too old for that. 32 00:01:02,354 --> 00:01:03,354 Up or down, ladies? 33 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,083 Neither. We're waiting for our old roommate. 34 00:01:05,107 --> 00:01:06,775 She's like a human Macarena... 35 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,944 Something everyone did at parties in 1996. 36 00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:09,903 Me-ow! 37 00:01:10,195 --> 00:01:11,355 You're right. That was harsh. 38 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:13,240 No, no, Mi Au... She owns the largest 39 00:01:13,532 --> 00:01:15,200 alternative energy company in Asia. 40 00:01:15,492 --> 00:01:17,035 So as part of our green initiative, 41 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,681 we're doing a reality show about her quest to find a boyfriend. 42 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:20,705 Wow! 43 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,517 Ah, here comes Claire. 44 00:01:22,541 --> 00:01:24,251 I'm already tired. 45 00:01:24,543 --> 00:01:25,543 Aah! 46 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:26,711 Aah! Aah! 47 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,803 Surprise! I'm designing hats now. 48 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:37,431 Hats! Oh, Claire, this is my boss, Jack Donaghy. 49 00:01:37,723 --> 00:01:38,432 Hi, there. 50 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:39,975 Welcome to New York. 51 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,267 Let's see... we're using credit cards and cabs now, 52 00:01:42,311 --> 00:01:43,871 all the galleries have moved to Chelsea, 53 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,707 and we're off cupcakes and we're back to doughnuts. 54 00:01:45,731 --> 00:01:47,149 Would you excuse me for a moment? 55 00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:48,734 Hmm. Ha! 56 00:01:49,026 --> 00:01:50,378 So, girls, what are we doing tonight? 57 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,562 You know, the baggage handler 58 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:53,260 told me about this storage unit party 59 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,565 that's on the lower eastside. 60 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:56,783 Starts about midnight, sponsored by Myirt vodka, 61 00:01:57,075 --> 00:01:58,744 and I think some drug dealer of some kind, 62 00:01:59,036 --> 00:02:01,538 but the only rule is that we all have to dj. 63 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,665 I mean, it's gonna be so much fun! 64 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:17,429 ♪ ♪ 65 00:02:32,694 --> 00:02:35,238 What's wrong, Ken? You got wife eyes. 66 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,823 I'm just sad, sir. 67 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,785 I've worn this old jacket since 19... 68 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,557 And now they're just throwin' it away. 69 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,246 Is there nothing sacred? 70 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:44,915 Have we lost our moral center? 71 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:46,875 I just makes me wanna pee on someone. 72 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,878 And I appreciate that, sir. But rules are rules. 73 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,570 I'm just gonna have to live with it. 74 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:53,277 I hate to see you like this, Ken doll. 75 00:02:53,548 --> 00:02:56,009 It's like a owl without a graduation cap... 76 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:57,344 Heartbreaking. 77 00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,304 So what can I buy you to make you happy? 78 00:02:59,596 --> 00:03:02,974 The things I want don't have a price tag, sir. 79 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:06,353 Well, money can't buy a sunset or a child's smile 80 00:03:06,645 --> 00:03:07,938 or a satisfying finale 81 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,732 to the hit NBC television series night court. 82 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,192 Court? At night? 83 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:13,985 I'm already laughing. 84 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:15,570 Tell me more. 85 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,907 Well, night court was supposed to end with a wedding 86 00:03:19,199 --> 00:03:20,319 between Christine and Harry. 87 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,327 But the show didn't get a 10th season, 88 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,746 so that great love story was left untold. 89 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:30,252 So you never got closure with those be-loved characters? 90 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:33,672 Hey, did you see our shout-out in variety? 91 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,215 They called us a comedy show. 92 00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:38,051 Lemon, I ran into your friend Claire on the elevator. 93 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,845 She is... very pretty. 94 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:42,139 No, no, no, no, she's nuts when it comes to guys. 95 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:44,558 We had a name for her back in Chicago. 96 00:03:44,850 --> 00:03:47,519 It's too rude to, uh, say out loud. 97 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:51,897 "Crazyputty"? 98 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,233 No. Oh. 99 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:54,525 Yeah. She's psycho. 100 00:03:54,609 --> 00:03:55,902 She is fatal attraction. 101 00:03:56,194 --> 00:03:59,030 She is staunchly in favor of cocoa puffs. 102 00:03:59,322 --> 00:04:00,490 Do not sleep with her. 103 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:03,243 Well, I wish you had told me that an hour ago. 104 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:04,535 What? 105 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:06,246 Oh, hey, Liz. 106 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,538 Jack was just... 107 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:10,208 Giving me directions, uh, to the F train. 108 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:13,086 So are we still on for tonight? 109 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,088 Because it is going to be epic. 110 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,380 I can't. 111 00:04:16,590 --> 00:04:18,216 I volunteer at a thing 112 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:20,385 with kids and old people. 113 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,304 Bring 'em! 114 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:23,596 See ya. 115 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:26,183 What were you thinking? 116 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,894 Some woman you've known for ten seconds in the elevator? 117 00:04:29,186 --> 00:04:30,466 I don't see what the problem is. 118 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:31,980 This is objectively awesome. 119 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,272 You don't understand. 120 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:34,858 For her, sex is not something 121 00:04:35,150 --> 00:04:37,110 that you have to do after the 12th date. 122 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:40,363 She uses it to suck men in and bleed them dry. 123 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:43,575 Back in Chicago, I saw her take powerful men down. 124 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,368 Didn't matter if it was Scottie pippin 125 00:04:45,660 --> 00:04:46,995 or the drummer for the BoDeans 126 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,580 or someone else's boyfriend 127 00:04:48,872 --> 00:04:51,500 who ran a small but prestigious clowning academy. 128 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,044 Whose boyfriend? Uh-huh, I get it. 129 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,730 The fun, pretty girl who got the guys. 130 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,463 Some of them yours? 131 00:04:56,755 --> 00:04:58,089 No. Listen to me. 132 00:04:58,381 --> 00:04:59,716 She's not fun. She's just crazy. 133 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:02,385 Like... grab-a-cop's-gun crazy. 134 00:05:02,677 --> 00:05:05,305 Lemon, having known Claire for a very enjoyable 20 minutes 135 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:07,140 and you for what feels like infinity, 136 00:05:07,432 --> 00:05:10,644 I'm gonna go with Claire on this one. 137 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,189 You ready for your big surprise? 138 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:15,649 Yes, sir. 139 00:05:15,941 --> 00:05:17,317 Gosh, last time I was blindfolded 140 00:05:17,609 --> 00:05:19,110 was when I had to play the piano 141 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,988 at that weird masquerade party. 142 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:23,280 Ta da! 143 00:05:24,449 --> 00:05:26,243 Some of the cast of night court! 144 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,079 That's right, k. And they're here for you. 145 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,140 This is the sick kid you were telling us about? 146 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,874 Oh, bless your heart. 147 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:33,834 Do you like race cars? 148 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:36,336 I do! Oh! 149 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,088 Thank you, Mr. Jordan. 150 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,966 This is the greatest day of my life. 151 00:05:41,258 --> 00:05:42,858 First I find that quarter this morning... 152 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,511 Um... I lost a quarter. 153 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:45,803 Earlier. 154 00:05:54,646 --> 00:05:56,565 Uh, everyone, to Mi Au. 155 00:05:56,857 --> 00:05:58,024 May tonight's fundraiser 156 00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,151 for your fundraising foundation 157 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:03,196 be as successful as last week's cocktail reception 158 00:06:03,488 --> 00:06:05,782 for your rehab center. 159 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:09,148 Jack's just being modest. 160 00:06:09,286 --> 00:06:11,079 He won't tell you... 161 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,372 But I will. 162 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:13,957 Today.. 163 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:17,586 Is Jack's birthday! 164 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,422 Hit it, boys. 165 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:24,175 ♪ Happy birthday ♪ 166 00:06:24,467 --> 00:06:26,678 ♪ to you ♪ 167 00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,180 ♪ happy birthday ♪ 168 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:31,308 ♪ to you ♪ 169 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,769 ♪ happy birthday ♪ 170 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:38,189 ♪ dear Jackie bear ♪ 171 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,735 ♪ happy birthday ♪ 172 00:06:42,027 --> 00:06:45,947 ♪ to him ♪ ♪ 173 00:06:51,244 --> 00:06:52,871 Jack, introduce me 174 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,582 to this charming young woman. 175 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:58,335 I'm his life coach, Esmeralda Fitzmonster. 176 00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,427 Would you excuse us just for a moment, please? 177 00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:01,880 How did you get in here? 178 00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:04,132 And first of all, it's not even my birthday. 179 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:05,424 I know, isn't it funny? 180 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,550 What? 181 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,136 Oh, come on. Are you mad? 182 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,430 I'm just being fun and spontaneous! 183 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:11,866 This is highly inappropriate. 184 00:07:11,890 --> 00:07:12,992 I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 185 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:15,352 If I kill myself, it is all your fault! 186 00:07:26,613 --> 00:07:27,989 You were right about Claire. 187 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,283 She crashed mi au's party. Uh-huh. 188 00:07:30,575 --> 00:07:33,620 Did she do sexy birthday or mannequin who comes to life? 189 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,372 Sexy birthday, thank god! 190 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:37,832 This is bad. I need your help. 191 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:39,310 When we were having sex at the palace, 192 00:07:39,334 --> 00:07:41,014 she told me she loved me. You did it again? 193 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,355 Well, it was quick and in the meat locker. 194 00:07:42,379 --> 00:07:43,379 That's okay, right? 195 00:07:43,588 --> 00:07:45,468 What is wrong with you men? You're like junkies. 196 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:47,008 Why can't you just say no? 197 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:48,527 Lemon, let me explain something 198 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,031 that you could have no way of knowing. 199 00:07:50,261 --> 00:07:52,806 Emotionally unstable women are... 200 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,265 Fantastic in the sack. 201 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:56,601 I mean, their self-loathing 202 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:59,813 translates into... 203 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,272 Never mind. 204 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:04,067 I've gotta get out of this. What do other guys do? 205 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:05,527 Well, one guy died. 206 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,539 Scottie pippin requested a trade to Houston. 207 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,659 Houston's too humid. What about this died thing? 208 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:11,366 Where is she now? 209 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:13,410 Chained to the radiator in her hotel room. 210 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:14,869 It was her idea. 211 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,361 She's an amazing woman, Lemon. 212 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,623 Okay, I need to keep you two separated. 213 00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,275 I can't believe I'm gonna say this. 214 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,919 I will go clubbing with Claire. 215 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,256 I will attempt a hairdo. I will wear high heels. 216 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:27,984 Claire's wearing high heels right now. 217 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,510 Go home, junkie. I'm cutting off your supply. 218 00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:31,970 She's leaving Thursday. 219 00:08:32,262 --> 00:08:33,906 Do you think you can make it through one night? 220 00:08:33,930 --> 00:08:37,392 Just gotta hack it. Just gotta hack it. 221 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,020 My boy Ken has written a masterpiece, 222 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,897 and trust me, I use that word a lot. 223 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:45,191 I just want to thank y'all 224 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:47,527 for making this dream come true for me. 225 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,070 Finally giving america 226 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:51,156 what it wants... 227 00:08:51,448 --> 00:08:54,993 A reunion of friends from night court. 228 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,537 And the wedding of Harry and Christine. 229 00:08:57,829 --> 00:09:00,582 Before we begin, I would just like to say 230 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:03,877 how special it is to be with you all again, 231 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,754 my very special family 232 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,881 I just wish the brilliant John Larroquette 233 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,299 could be here as well. 234 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,110 Yeah, you know, he really did wanna come, 235 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:12,761 but he couldn't work the schedule out. 236 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:14,304 You and John still talk? 237 00:09:14,596 --> 00:09:15,597 We stay in touch, yeah. 238 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:16,973 Did he mention me? 239 00:09:17,265 --> 00:09:18,850 You came up, Markie. 240 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,852 You always come up, Markie. 241 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:23,184 Well, of course I come up at your little boys' club. 242 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,041 You always thought that you were better than me 243 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:26,608 because you were nominated for emmys. 244 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,610 Well, I would have been nominated too, 245 00:09:28,902 --> 00:09:31,321 but I was just too hot to be taken seriously! 246 00:09:31,613 --> 00:09:35,867 Well, that wouldn't be a problem now, would it? 247 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:40,163 Uh-huh. 248 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,332 Court is adjourned. 249 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,754 Oh... this is worse than the original finale. 250 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,255 What are we gonna do? 251 00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,549 I don't know, Ken, but this is bad. 252 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,635 I wish this were an episode of night court, 253 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:58,139 'cause then there'd be some big joke right now. 254 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,231 Oh, that is so hot! 255 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:07,857 You just look good in everything. 256 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,026 I wanna buy some hats. 257 00:10:10,318 --> 00:10:11,486 Yes! 258 00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:13,655 Hey, you're selling hats in the office. 259 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,758 I am, and I didn't ask because I knew you'd say yes. 260 00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,159 So... what's the haps? 261 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,619 What are we doing tonight, 262 00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,538 hitting a clizzub with Jenna? 263 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:24,666 You know, I'd love to, but I kind of have tentative plans. 264 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,118 Oh, what, with Jack? Come on. 265 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,561 He's, like, the first guy you met here. 266 00:10:27,585 --> 00:10:28,962 Roll with us tonight, 267 00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:31,506 and you will meet someone even hotter. 268 00:10:31,798 --> 00:10:33,299 Really? Guaranteed. 269 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:37,011 Like I was at this club last week called... chili's, 270 00:10:37,303 --> 00:10:40,974 and I met this smoking guy. 271 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,433 He was just raw. 272 00:10:42,725 --> 00:10:45,478 Tell me everything. 273 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:46,896 I'm going to. 274 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,565 He was wearing this shirt, 275 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:50,942 and I could totally see his nips. 276 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,236 And he was very muscular. 277 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,155 Really? Did you go home with him? 278 00:10:55,446 --> 00:10:57,365 Yes. To his loft. 279 00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:00,243 Where he gave me the business. 280 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:02,537 So let's go dancing in high heels! 281 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:04,869 God! Okay, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna blow off Jack. 282 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,875 Where should we go? Uh... 283 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:08,407 You guys should go to aquarium. 284 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,668 It's this new night club, 285 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,462 and all the women are in a glass room 286 00:11:11,754 --> 00:11:13,047 in the center of the dance floor, 287 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:16,801 and all the guys just watch and feed them. 288 00:11:17,093 --> 00:11:18,386 That sounds so hot! 289 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,430 Yes. Thank you, Cerie. That's very helpful. 290 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,640 Thank you. So helpful. 291 00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:23,932 You have to go through 292 00:11:24,142 --> 00:11:25,226 with this wedding, Harry. 293 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,020 It means the world to my boy Ken. 294 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,938 Hey, I am game, but it's Markie. 295 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:30,732 She will not let go of the past. 296 00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:33,735 Okay. So you and markeline have bad blood. 297 00:11:34,027 --> 00:11:35,236 But it's bigger than that. 298 00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,072 My boy Kenneth is going through some really tough times. 299 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,844 They're trying to make him wear a coat 300 00:11:40,116 --> 00:11:43,578 that's different than his other coat. 301 00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:48,917 You won't regret this, Harry 302 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,668 you look great. 303 00:11:52,086 --> 00:11:54,047 Markie, will you do me the honor 304 00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:56,341 of becoming my fake wife 305 00:11:56,633 --> 00:11:58,673 so we can get our money and get the hell outta here? 306 00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:02,722 I've waited 15 years to hear you say those words. 307 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,475 It's happening. Nothing can go wrong now. 308 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,905 There you are! Why did you leave? 309 00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,033 I think those persian guys wanted us to make out together. 310 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:23,326 I'm waiting for Claire. 311 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:24,869 She texted me like an hour ago 312 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,081 and said that she was getting on the F train. 313 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,874 Oh, no. 314 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:31,584 What? What is it? 315 00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:38,216 Lemon? 316 00:12:38,508 --> 00:12:40,009 Jack, she's in your house. 317 00:12:40,301 --> 00:12:42,679 Don't be ridiculous. 318 00:12:42,971 --> 00:12:44,389 The alarm is... 319 00:12:45,974 --> 00:12:48,810 I made you a white pizza and a pot roast. 320 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,397 Because I just think you're... so amazing! 321 00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:53,898 Look at me playing house! 322 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,359 My god, you must think I'm out of my mind. 323 00:12:57,735 --> 00:12:59,535 Do you? You just looked away when I said that. 324 00:12:59,737 --> 00:13:01,322 I saw you. No. 325 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:04,826 Just kiss me. 326 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:08,079 I know your lips will be honest. 327 00:13:10,373 --> 00:13:11,653 Lemon, I've gotta call you back. 328 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:13,459 No... 329 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,462 Now, when we left off, 330 00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,965 Christine was stuck in the elevator, 331 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:21,134 Mac had two dates on the same night, 332 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:23,511 and Harry just discovered he was adopted. 333 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,138 So let's turn to page two. 334 00:13:25,430 --> 00:13:26,430 Well, well, well. 335 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,849 A night court reunion. 336 00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,851 Funny how I wasn't invited. 337 00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,185 Or had you forgotten about 338 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,597 my three episode arc as public defender sparky Monroe? 339 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,398 No, we remember, Jenna. 340 00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:37,567 You were the werewolf lawyer. 341 00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,485 I can prove my client is innocent. 342 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,154 If only it weren't a full 343 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:43,489 Mooon! 344 00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:45,158 You made us jump the shark. 345 00:13:45,450 --> 00:13:47,368 You're the reason we didn't have a 10th season! 346 00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,940 I had just bought my second home 347 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,848 when they brought that idiot werewolf lawyer in. 348 00:13:50,872 --> 00:13:51,998 Uh, that idiot werewolf 349 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:54,709 paid for my hand reduction surgery, okay? 350 00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,770 Kenneth, I can't believe you're such a night court fan 351 00:13:56,794 --> 00:13:58,354 and didn't know I played the werelawyer. 352 00:13:58,379 --> 00:13:59,547 I knew. 353 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,841 Very well. 354 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,260 I can take a hint. 355 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:08,514 But you haven't seen the last of sparky Monroe! 356 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:14,811 Liz, help me! 357 00:14:14,937 --> 00:14:16,606 Jack, what happened last night? 358 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,107 Why are you wearing that hat? 359 00:14:18,399 --> 00:14:19,439 I don't know. 360 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:20,985 You did it again? 361 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,612 I can't help it. 362 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,944 I'm under a lot of pressure, and Claire's my escape. 363 00:14:25,156 --> 00:14:26,366 She is like a drug. 364 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,052 I crave her all the time, even though she's bad for me. 365 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:29,316 And my teeth are getting loose! 366 00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:30,596 I don't think I can get outta this. 367 00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,038 Wait, maybe Claire is right... 368 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:34,707 Maybe if we have a baby together things will calm down. 369 00:14:34,999 --> 00:14:35,666 Jack, this is what she does. 370 00:14:35,958 --> 00:14:37,377 She sucks you into her craziness, 371 00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:39,253 and you have to fight it. 372 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,714 You have to step up and end this! 373 00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:46,761 I'm scared, Lemon. I'll do whatever you say. Okay. 374 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:51,015 Oh, what a surprise. What are you two chattin' about? 375 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,351 Actually, Claire, we were talking about you, 376 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,454 and Jack has something that he'd like to tell you. 377 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,480 Oh. I do. 378 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,982 I'd like to suck that ring right off your toe. 379 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,274 Just gotta hack it. 380 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:02,359 Oh, please stop. 381 00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,279 Don't make that angry muppet face at him. 382 00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,782 I know what you were trying to do last night. 383 00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:09,714 You were trying to keep me away from Jack. 384 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,244 And you almost fooled me. 385 00:15:11,536 --> 00:15:12,829 But then I remembered something. 386 00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,539 You don't like to have fun. 387 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,499 And now your little plan is backfiring. 388 00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,751 And Jack is seeing the manipulative you. 389 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,754 The single white female thing that you have with me. 390 00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,632 I don't have a single white female thing with you! 391 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,593 Honey, you moved into my building. 392 00:15:27,885 --> 00:15:30,555 You wore chokers because I wore chokers. 393 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,598 I like a choker. Yes! 394 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,851 You dated that clown, Joel Sucheki. 395 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,853 First! I dated him first, Claire. 396 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:38,185 And he was not that clown. 397 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,606 He was the head clowning instructor. 398 00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,025 Hmm. I'm not doing this. 399 00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,944 I am only here because Jack is my friend, 400 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,737 and he asked me to be here as support. 401 00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,115 Yes, right! That is what I'm saying! 402 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:52,285 We all want what's best for Jack, right? 403 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,257 So why don't we just get this three-way on? 404 00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,371 No! No. 405 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,498 Right? I mean, that's a bad idea, right? 406 00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,834 All right, well, I tried to be the adult. 407 00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,336 And if only one of us gets to have him, 408 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,338 I'm afraid it's gonna be me. 409 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:05,790 Jack, you wanted out of this. 410 00:16:05,923 --> 00:16:07,550 Break the cycle. You have a choice. 411 00:16:07,842 --> 00:16:09,177 You can choose Claire or... 412 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:11,137 Claire. I-I would like Claire. 413 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:12,930 Fine. I am done helping you. 414 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:15,016 And when you hit rock bottom, which you will, 415 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,476 I am not gonna bail you out! 416 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,686 I'm deleting you from my phone! 417 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,730 Password? What? 418 00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,525 Hey, Tracy and Kenneth won't put me in 419 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:27,057 the night court finale they're shooting on Stage tonight. 420 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:28,446 What? I know! 421 00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,114 I'm the werelawyer! 422 00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:31,406 Wh... 423 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,075 Ohh. 424 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,287 Objection! Here we go again. 425 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,914 Tell me about it. 426 00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,666 The last time I saw either of you, 427 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:42,919 there was a problem with the page uniforms. 428 00:16:43,211 --> 00:16:45,046 A problem that persists, Liz Lemon. 429 00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,378 Hey, are you with network? 430 00:16:46,547 --> 00:16:48,341 How 'bout if heroes had this new character, 431 00:16:48,633 --> 00:16:50,676 and his superpower was, like, close up magic? 432 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:53,763 What? No. Oh, big fan, by the way. 433 00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,598 You are breaking union rules, 434 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,642 our insurance doesn't cover any of this, 435 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,352 and you are potentially infringing 436 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,437 on Warner brothers' intellectual property. 437 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:02,730 Shut this down. 438 00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:05,316 I want a different answer. Where's Jack Donaghy? 439 00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,248 No, there's no more Jack. He's dead to us. 440 00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:09,278 Break this down! Everybody out. 441 00:17:09,570 --> 00:17:10,655 I'm sorry. 442 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,615 Can I say something? Absolutely not. 443 00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:15,701 The only crime any of us is guilty of 444 00:17:15,993 --> 00:17:17,411 is caring for one another. 445 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,289 Mr. Jordan, who tried to cheer me up, 446 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:21,916 these wonderful actors 447 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,503 who tried to make a young man's dream come true. 448 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,235 If there is a law against friendship, 449 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,799 then lock me up. 450 00:17:30,091 --> 00:17:31,801 But if there isn't... 451 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:35,263 Then the show must go onward. What? 452 00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,599 Ken, you did it! You changed her mind! 453 00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:39,891 No, no! 454 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:41,727 No, he didn't! 455 00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,019 Stop group hugging. 456 00:17:43,229 --> 00:17:44,897 Who does that? 457 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:49,485 Isn't this great? 458 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:50,945 We're together. 459 00:17:51,237 --> 00:17:52,780 We're in line to get into a club. 460 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,032 I have my glow stick. 461 00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:56,784 Uh-huh. Yeah. 462 00:17:57,076 --> 00:17:59,996 There's no more Liz trying to keep us apart. 463 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:04,208 No more drama. No more sneaking around. 464 00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:05,835 Or recording our intimate moments 465 00:18:06,127 --> 00:18:07,795 and leaving them for Liz on her voicemail. 466 00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:09,255 What? You know what? 467 00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,483 I really... I don't think I even know what this is anymore. 468 00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,550 I mean, are we boring? 469 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:14,010 Are we some sexless couple 470 00:18:14,302 --> 00:18:15,902 that just sits in silence at a fish place 471 00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,055 on like a Sunday night at 5:00? 472 00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,827 Because if we are, I will kill myself! 473 00:18:19,974 --> 00:18:22,518 Wh-no! We're exciting. We're having fun. 474 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:24,020 Yeah? 475 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:25,771 You really wanna have fun, Jack? 476 00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:27,223 Yes. Let's do something wild. 477 00:18:27,481 --> 00:18:28,921 You like it when I get naughty, Jack? 478 00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:30,610 Yeah. 479 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:33,321 Where the hell did... 480 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,158 Crazyputty! 481 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,869 Hey, g-guy in the really cool, cool hat has a gun. 482 00:18:40,161 --> 00:18:41,161 Drop it! Now! 483 00:18:41,329 --> 00:18:42,872 Has a gun! Has a gun! No, no, no, no! 484 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,290 Has a gun. Run, Jack! 485 00:18:44,582 --> 00:18:46,542 She's crazyputty! Run, Jack! 486 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,051 Well, it's been quite a... night. 487 00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,554 And it's been quite a court... ship. 488 00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,724 So by the power vested in me by the state of New York, 489 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,601 I hereby pronounce us... 490 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:06,604 Mr. and Mrs. Judge Harry T. Stone. 491 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,606 And I may now kiss the bride. 492 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:11,984 Uh-oh, it's almost a full 493 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,612 mooooon! 494 00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:15,904 Yeah. 495 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:17,698 And as my first official act 496 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,784 as a newly married judge, 497 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:23,704 I hereby declare the new page uniforms at NBC 498 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,996 illegal! 499 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,206 I added that. 500 00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:27,697 I went upstairs and I told 'em, 501 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,835 if you don't bring back the old uniforms, 502 00:19:30,127 --> 00:19:31,837 I refuse to play the role of Mac 503 00:19:32,129 --> 00:19:34,632 in universal's upcoming night court movie. 504 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:35,508 What's that now? 505 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:37,760 Thank you, Mr. Jordan! 506 00:19:44,141 --> 00:19:45,601 Are you okay? 507 00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:50,272 Thank you very much. 508 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:53,734 Lemon, real night court is not at all like the TV show. 509 00:19:54,026 --> 00:19:55,026 Remember that TV show? 510 00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:56,069 I do. 511 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,381 I mean, the hookers are not funny. 512 00:19:57,405 --> 00:19:59,005 There's a lot more sickly homeless people 513 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:02,326 and terrified college students. 514 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,537 Um... thank you for bailing me out. 515 00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:06,831 Claire threw my wallet down a storm drain. 516 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:08,207 Ah. 517 00:20:08,499 --> 00:20:09,667 Lemon, I'm sorry I... 518 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,336 I'm just glad you're okay. 519 00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:14,505 Well, thank you for answering your phone. 520 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,342 Well, I don't know how to decline a call. 521 00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:20,594 Claire used to punch me in the face. 522 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:21,595 Ohh... 523 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,431 Look, Lemon, I'm done. 524 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:25,516 I swear. Hey, try this on. 525 00:20:25,808 --> 00:20:27,518 That's a good look for you. 526 00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,520 You like that? It's yours. 527 00:20:29,812 --> 00:20:33,899 A little, uh, Lewis carroll hair.