1 00:00:03,712 --> 00:00:07,049 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:20,395 --> 00:00:22,147 "In order that capitalism" 3 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:25,150 "could come to dominate other ways of life, 4 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:27,027 "it had to originate somewhere 5 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:30,239 as a modus vivendi common to whole groups of man." 6 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,991 Nothing? 7 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:34,283 Hello? 8 00:00:34,451 --> 00:00:37,079 Hillary Clinton is president, sir! 9 00:00:37,371 --> 00:00:39,289 I-I thought I would just 10 00:00:39,581 --> 00:00:40,749 try to scare you out of it. 11 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:43,085 I-I need you to wake up. 12 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:46,505 Sir, your son-in-law has taken over the company. 13 00:00:46,797 --> 00:00:49,049 He's installed your daughter as the CEO. 14 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:51,021 Don't get me wrong. She's a wonderful girl. 15 00:00:58,350 --> 00:01:00,310 I've been stripped of all my responsibilities, 16 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:02,020 ostracized. 17 00:01:02,312 --> 00:01:04,481 This morning I had to cut my own cantaloupe. 18 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:06,213 They're moving me from the 52nd floor 19 00:01:06,316 --> 00:01:09,027 down to my new office... 20 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:09,987 On 12. 21 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,780 12! 22 00:01:12,072 --> 00:01:13,991 You've got to wake up... please! 23 00:01:20,539 --> 00:01:22,416 Marcus Shenkenberg was there. 24 00:01:22,708 --> 00:01:24,001 Who? 25 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,133 Okay, the craziest thing happened this morning. 26 00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,939 I was home on my treadmill, and the phone rings, 27 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,048 and you will not believe who it was. 28 00:01:30,340 --> 00:01:32,384 Liz? It's, uh, Floyd. 29 00:01:32,676 --> 00:01:33,302 Floyd called? 30 00:01:33,594 --> 00:01:35,137 You were using your treadmill? 31 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,265 Yes. And, yes, Pete. I use it every day. 32 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,480 Whoo! 33 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,092 What did Floyd want? He's in town. 34 00:01:47,274 --> 00:01:48,876 He was only supposed to be here for a day, 35 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,220 but there's some big storm coming, 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:52,195 and his flight on Jetfun got cancelled. 37 00:01:52,487 --> 00:01:54,007 Jetfun... is that the one with the footbaths? 38 00:01:54,031 --> 00:01:55,031 Oh, no, that's Airbike. 39 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,200 They also have in-flight pornos and NBC news. 40 00:01:57,492 --> 00:01:59,292 Jetfun's the one that hands out fresh popcorn. 41 00:01:59,328 --> 00:02:00,329 Listen to me! 42 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:03,707 Floyd wants to know if he can crash at my apartment... 43 00:02:03,999 --> 00:02:04,999 So? What's the big deal? 44 00:02:05,167 --> 00:02:07,087 I haven't seen Floyd since he left for Cleveland. 45 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:09,050 The last time I tried to get in touch with him, 46 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:11,298 some rust-belt tramp answered the phone. 47 00:02:11,590 --> 00:02:14,176 And now he's here, and I don't know what crash means. 48 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,094 I just don't wanna embarrass myself. 49 00:02:16,386 --> 00:02:17,763 I wanna be top dog for once 50 00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:19,598 instead of just... dog. 51 00:02:19,890 --> 00:02:21,659 Then you need to make him regret ever leaving. 52 00:02:21,683 --> 00:02:23,203 You need to pretend you're doing great. 53 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,853 I am doing great. Aw... 54 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:27,105 For once, I am not gonna be jan Brady. 55 00:02:27,397 --> 00:02:29,066 I'm gonna be marcia, damn it. 56 00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,234 My nose! My bad! 57 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,111 See? It's starting already! 58 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:34,655 Look out, Floyd. 59 00:02:34,946 --> 00:02:36,573 There is a new Liz, and... 60 00:02:36,865 --> 00:02:37,866 Ooh! Sandwich day. 61 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,576 What's that? 62 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,787 You've never heard of sandwich day? 63 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:45,374 Why, it's the most wonderful day of all. 64 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,666 Once a year, 65 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:50,087 the teamsters go to this Italian sandwich shop in Brooklyn. 66 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,297 No one knows what it's called or where it is. 67 00:02:52,589 --> 00:02:54,966 It's a teamster secret. 68 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,345 But they buy us these sandwiches... 69 00:02:58,637 --> 00:02:59,721 Oh, such sandwiches! 70 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,683 And the dipping sauce... oh, Joy! 71 00:03:02,974 --> 00:03:06,061 God bless us, every one! 72 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,688 Mwah! Yeah! 73 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:18,782 Well, I wish you the very best with the office, Kathy. 74 00:03:19,074 --> 00:03:21,118 By the way, you know who hates unicorns? 75 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,036 Mark Wahlberg. 76 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,624 Kathy Geiss's office. 77 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,713 Please hold. 78 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:34,884 Mr. Donaghy, you're not really going down to 12, 79 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,174 are you? 80 00:03:36,466 --> 00:03:37,466 I have to. 81 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,798 Of course it's humiliating. 82 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:40,527 Banks is trying to shame me into leaving. 83 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:42,180 But where else am I gonna go? 84 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:44,766 I've been sleeping with the Cindy Crawford of corporations 85 00:03:45,058 --> 00:03:46,703 for the last 22 years... What am I supposed to do, 86 00:03:46,727 --> 00:03:48,207 just lie down with some skank like 3M? 87 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:49,563 What about Washington? 88 00:03:49,855 --> 00:03:51,124 I'm sure your friends in the Bush administration... 89 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,316 Bush? Has it gotten that bad? 90 00:03:53,608 --> 00:03:55,688 Good god, I'd rather work for an American car company 91 00:03:55,736 --> 00:03:57,404 than jump on that sinking ship. 92 00:03:58,697 --> 00:03:59,781 I made you this. 93 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,075 No. No, no, you didn't. 94 00:04:02,367 --> 00:04:03,910 Well... 95 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:11,334 ♪ I will remember you ♪ 96 00:04:11,626 --> 00:04:14,212 ♪ will you remember me? ♪ 97 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:15,504 ♪ Dooby-do, dooby-do ♪ 98 00:04:15,714 --> 00:04:19,593 ♪ don't let your life pass you by ♪ ♪ 99 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:29,895 Oh..hold it! 100 00:04:32,230 --> 00:04:33,607 Hey, Jack. 101 00:04:33,899 --> 00:04:36,318 I got a company-wide email from the new CEO 102 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:39,362 that was just a link to cats wearing bowties? 103 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:40,654 Is everything okay? 104 00:04:40,906 --> 00:04:42,365 Everything's great. 105 00:04:42,657 --> 00:04:44,409 Yeah, I'm really... crushing it. 106 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,077 Why you going to 12? 107 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:49,539 12? Did I hit 12? I wanted, uh... 108 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,374 40... 12, 109 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,666 which is 52. 110 00:04:52,918 --> 00:04:55,462 Where I work. 111 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:56,963 Business. 112 00:05:02,636 --> 00:05:05,138 I can't believe sandwich day is over! 113 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:06,473 Hey, look. 114 00:05:06,765 --> 00:05:08,266 Lutz is still eating. 115 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:09,638 You're savoring it? 116 00:05:09,768 --> 00:05:12,145 What, you think you're better than us? 117 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:12,896 No, that's not it at all. 118 00:05:13,188 --> 00:05:15,190 Since my surgery, I have to eat slowly 119 00:05:15,482 --> 00:05:16,602 or my insides might explode. 120 00:05:16,775 --> 00:05:19,027 Gimme it! 121 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:21,112 It's like knives! 122 00:05:21,404 --> 00:05:23,698 Look, Liz Lemon's sandwich 123 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,116 is still on her desk! 124 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:28,995 Oh. Taking Liz's food is not good. 125 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:32,332 Where's my Mac and cheese? 126 00:05:32,624 --> 00:05:34,209 But as far as Liz Lemon knows, 127 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:36,628 her sandwich never came. 128 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,263 U-Uh, Liz? 129 00:05:48,139 --> 00:05:50,225 Floyd, I didn't see you there. 130 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,143 Wow. You look great. 131 00:05:52,435 --> 00:05:53,812 Do I? 132 00:05:54,104 --> 00:05:56,356 I'm pretty tired from playing as hard as I work. 133 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,525 Okay, now, bring up 23... 134 00:05:58,817 --> 00:06:01,987 And give me some air. 135 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,366 My key. 136 00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,076 Thank you. 137 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:09,648 Thank you so much for doing this. 138 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:12,706 Uh, hey... can I take you out to dinner tonight? 139 00:06:12,998 --> 00:06:15,709 You know, maybe we hit that barbecue place you puked at. 140 00:06:16,001 --> 00:06:18,295 You'll have to be more specific. 141 00:06:20,589 --> 00:06:23,550 Well, I'll see you back at... your place. 142 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,145 Oh! Somebody get me out of this dress! 143 00:06:32,183 --> 00:06:34,019 I can't breathe! 144 00:06:39,441 --> 00:06:41,693 You guys are working hard, for once. 145 00:06:45,655 --> 00:06:47,407 Where's my sandwich? 146 00:06:47,699 --> 00:06:48,825 Lutz made us do it! 147 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,397 No, it was Frank! It was Jordan! 148 00:06:50,535 --> 00:06:52,245 Stop it! 149 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:55,081 This is all my fault, miss Lemon, 150 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,250 because I let it happen. 151 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,295 And the only thing necessary for the triumph of evil 152 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,005 is for good men to do nothing. 153 00:07:02,297 --> 00:07:03,482 Please ask my permission 154 00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,091 before you quote me, Kenneth. 155 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,719 I don't know how... 156 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,804 But you're gonna get me another sandwich, 157 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,057 or I'm gonna cut your face up so bad, 158 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,808 you'll have a chin. 159 00:07:14,100 --> 00:07:15,477 You'll all have chins! 160 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:21,883 Floor 12. 161 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,873 Door closing. 162 00:07:38,833 --> 00:07:40,794 It's me again, sir. 163 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:44,339 I thought you'd like to know that it's snowing out, 164 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:48,385 the city all silent and white. 165 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:51,972 Wake up! 166 00:07:52,263 --> 00:07:53,390 Wake up! 167 00:07:56,142 --> 00:07:57,268 Wow, snow in may. 168 00:07:57,560 --> 00:07:58,937 Thank you, global warming, 169 00:07:59,229 --> 00:08:01,022 for extreme, unpredictable weather patterns. 170 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,525 There was actually a tornado in Cleveland last week. 171 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,485 Destroyed an entire city block. 172 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:07,445 Three bowling alleys, a liquor store, 173 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:09,531 and the liquor store museum. Oh! 174 00:08:09,823 --> 00:08:11,783 So do you have time to grab dessert? 175 00:08:12,075 --> 00:08:14,536 Yikes! Did you know it is 4:30? 176 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:16,548 I haven't stayed up this late since college. 177 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:19,749 And behind this trap door, more orcs. 178 00:08:20,041 --> 00:08:22,377 That'll really piss off Samir. 179 00:08:22,669 --> 00:08:24,504 My flight's in two hours. 180 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:27,298 I'm sorry, I gotta go. 181 00:08:27,590 --> 00:08:30,802 You know, sometimes I really regret leaving New York. 182 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,888 Like... right now, for instance. 183 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,933 Well, what does New York have that Cleveland doesn't have? 184 00:08:37,225 --> 00:08:38,825 I read that you guys are getting an Ikea. 185 00:08:39,060 --> 00:08:40,770 Yeah. I'll believe it when I see it. 186 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,690 Well, we've just been burned before. 187 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,817 It was really great seeing you, Liz. 188 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:50,447 I'll see you. 189 00:08:54,325 --> 00:08:57,037 Now, turn and look back at me. 190 00:08:58,663 --> 00:09:00,915 Atta boy. Eat it up, Cleveland. 191 00:09:05,253 --> 00:09:07,047 Oh, god. Youths! 192 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:08,423 I'm losing it, Don. 193 00:09:08,715 --> 00:09:10,967 I mean, I been walking the streets in this crazy snow, 194 00:09:11,259 --> 00:09:13,553 trying to figure out who I am, where I fit in. 195 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,306 I even stopped to catch a snowflake with my tongue, 196 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:18,808 but evidently, that's some sort of signal in Chelsea. 197 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,437 Just give me a sign. 198 00:09:22,729 --> 00:09:24,355 I've given everything to this company, 199 00:09:24,647 --> 00:09:27,817 but now I feel that maybe I should... 200 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,319 Quit. 201 00:09:29,611 --> 00:09:31,321 You have to leave. 202 00:09:33,907 --> 00:09:35,200 What? 203 00:09:35,492 --> 00:09:36,993 Visiting hours 204 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,787 were over some time ago. 205 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:41,664 What happened to your voice? 206 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:45,168 I was hit by lightning as a child. 207 00:09:45,460 --> 00:09:47,587 They made a movie about me. 208 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,051 You have to leave ge. 209 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,346 What did you say? 210 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:59,182 Geriatric extended care. 211 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,809 That's what... 212 00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:03,311 This wing of the hospital 213 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,396 is called. 214 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,110 I have to leave ge. 215 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,553 After last night's freak snowfall, 216 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,287 it's 90 and humid. 217 00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,040 In other global warming news, a tornado hit downtown Detroit, 218 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:25,542 putting out several fires. 219 00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:32,257 Hello? 220 00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,549 How did it go with Floyd? 221 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,218 The poor guy got lemoned. Hard. 222 00:10:35,510 --> 00:10:37,178 Started babbling about 223 00:10:37,470 --> 00:10:39,347 how he wished he'd never left New York. 224 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,016 Did you do that thing I showed you? 225 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,161 No, Jenna, I did not come back from the bathroom 226 00:10:44,185 --> 00:10:45,225 and hand him my underwear. 227 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,664 That's how I met that mobster. 228 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,022 Next time Floyd brings 229 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,441 some corn pone tranny back to his apartment, 230 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,485 all he's gonna be thinking about is me, 231 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:53,796 standing there in the snow, 232 00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:56,865 looking like the one who got away. 233 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,157 Crone! 234 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:01,161 We'll get Liz Lemon her sandwich. 235 00:11:01,452 --> 00:11:03,371 I'm an international superstar. 236 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:05,874 The teamsters will be honored 237 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:08,001 that I'm even talking to them. 238 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:10,378 ♪ That old soft shoe ♪ 239 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:12,380 ♪ is comin' around the bend ♪ ♪ 240 00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,340 That's enough. That's enough. 241 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:17,218 Now, you two... kiss. 242 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:20,930 You with the sport coat, you're the girl. What are you doing? 243 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,391 All we want is one more sandwich. 244 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,226 Or just the name of the place. 245 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,478 Now, why would we want 246 00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:30,148 our secret place to become public knowledge 247 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:33,484 and get overrun by a bunch of sissies? 248 00:11:33,776 --> 00:11:35,254 I know what driving the long haul's like. 249 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:36,571 After my junior year at oberlin, 250 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:39,199 we road-tripped to south by southwest! 251 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:43,536 You lads got a lotta nerve. 252 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:47,165 You gotta earn that information, girls. 253 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,541 On our terms. 254 00:11:48,833 --> 00:11:50,168 In competition. 255 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,460 Bible trivia? 256 00:11:51,669 --> 00:11:54,130 Drinking contest. Here. 257 00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:55,422 Tonight. 258 00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,970 Uh, a band-aid just fell out of your hair. 259 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,972 Well... 260 00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,390 This is fun. You're back! 261 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:05,767 What happened? 262 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,060 Good morning. 263 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,229 I'm checking in for flight 1876 to Cleveland. 264 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:11,064 Oh, no, no. We're cancelled. 265 00:12:11,356 --> 00:12:13,066 Cancelled? You gotta be kidding me! 266 00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:15,985 Oh, I would have checked my flight, but... 267 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:17,463 Oh, no, no. The airline is cancelled. 268 00:12:17,487 --> 00:12:19,030 We're not an airline anymore. 269 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,382 Wait, wait, wait. One storm? 270 00:12:20,406 --> 00:12:21,741 That's all it takes? 271 00:12:22,033 --> 00:12:23,273 We're still gonna make popcorn. 272 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,745 Just no more airplanes. I'm sorry. 273 00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:29,290 Hey, Karen. I hate your guts. 274 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,167 I'm sorry to barge in on you like this. 275 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,499 You know, my cell was dead 276 00:12:32,543 --> 00:12:34,128 'cause I didn't bring my charger. 277 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:45,181 Who was that bitch that answered your phone eight months ago? 278 00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,308 Whoa! 279 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:50,156 So this girl, what's her lower back tattoo? 280 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,272 A Chinese character that she thinks means peace, 281 00:12:52,563 --> 00:12:54,107 but it really means "I have chlamydia"? 282 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,479 Oh, my god, Liz, I'm so glad you're bringing this up. 283 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,819 Really? You are? 284 00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:00,089 Yeah, I-I feel bad how we never got to talk about it, 285 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,473 and I didn't bring it up last night 286 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:03,324 because we were having so much fun, 287 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,118 and I didn't want to ruin it. 288 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,411 Okay, well... okay. 289 00:13:06,703 --> 00:13:08,413 I-I've been thinking about this a lot, 290 00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:09,789 and it's just... oh, shoot. 291 00:13:10,081 --> 00:13:11,081 Hold on. I'm sorry. 292 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:12,959 I got a flight. 293 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:15,670 Oh. In 40 minutes. 294 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,088 No, no, no, no. 295 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,060 This is more important than me getting home 296 00:13:19,257 --> 00:13:20,925 or my partner meeting with Peter Venkman. 297 00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,297 No, don't do that. Just go. 298 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,468 But you call me. 299 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:25,305 I will. I-I will. 300 00:13:25,596 --> 00:13:27,807 O-Or you could ride to the airport with me. 301 00:13:28,099 --> 00:13:29,099 No, it's okay. 302 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,476 You go, and we'll talk. 303 00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,477 Okay. 304 00:13:31,769 --> 00:13:34,147 Wow. And I thought you were cool last night. 305 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,774 I do rock. 306 00:13:37,066 --> 00:13:38,901 A drinking contest? 307 00:13:39,193 --> 00:13:41,738 What am I, 12 and at my boyfriend's frat party? 308 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,030 We need you, Jenna! 309 00:13:43,239 --> 00:13:45,033 Lutz can't drink because of his operation, 310 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:45,616 Kenneth doesn't drink. 311 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,952 Drinking's against my beliefs. 312 00:13:48,244 --> 00:13:50,163 Like gambling or freeway driving. 313 00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,874 And I can't drink... I still got my Hollywood sock on. 314 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,086 And I can't have booze because I'm on antibiotics 315 00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,211 after having some skanky club sex. 316 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,503 He's on antibiotics because he lost his lucky penny 317 00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:00,983 and assumed it fell in his ear again. 318 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,007 Shut up, Lutz. 319 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,302 Your surgery was for an undescended testicle. 320 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:07,138 Wrong again! It was for two undescended testicles! 321 00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,016 Okay, wait, so no one else is drinking against the teamsters? 322 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,308 It's only me? 323 00:14:11,476 --> 00:14:12,476 I'll do it. 324 00:14:12,643 --> 00:14:14,020 But only for the attention. 325 00:14:14,312 --> 00:14:15,813 Yes! 326 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,249 Is Lemon around? I haven't seen her, sir. 327 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:18,399 Tell her I need her. 328 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,985 I'll be on 12 the rest of the day. 329 00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,278 That's a joke. 330 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:25,865 Hey, can you make the teamsters 331 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,717 tell us where they get those sandwiches? 332 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,994 Only if you beat them in a drinking contest. 333 00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:32,330 It's in their contract. 334 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:34,832 ♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover ♪ 335 00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:37,168 ♪ I'm a child, I'm a... ♪ ♪ 336 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:38,669 Mother! 337 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:39,961 Floyd? 338 00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:41,172 Oh, boy. 339 00:14:41,464 --> 00:14:42,464 Oh, no! 340 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,133 Why aren't you at the airport, Floyd? 341 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,095 There was no flight, was there? 342 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:48,387 Not at the time, no. 343 00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:50,014 But I do have one tonight, so... 344 00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,306 You lied to me. 345 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,810 I just didn't want to talk about that stuff. 346 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,062 Can't we just fast-foward to being friends again? 347 00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:58,147 You know... 348 00:14:58,439 --> 00:14:59,148 Ow! 349 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,001 Your cell phone was dead! You faked that email! 350 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,195 Peter Venkman! That's from ghost busters! 351 00:15:04,487 --> 00:15:06,155 You used Ghostbusters for evil! 352 00:15:06,447 --> 00:15:08,741 I'm glad we didn't talk about that girl, 353 00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,368 because you're a liar! 354 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,220 Okay. Okay, fine, you want some honesty? 355 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,831 I don't know what girl you're talking about, Liz. 356 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:16,207 I'm single. I'm a lawyer. 357 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:17,708 I wear nice coats. 358 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,877 I'm the Michael Clayton of Cleveland. 359 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:21,671 Well, I hope your car blows up! 360 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,631 Look, you made a choice! 361 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,523 I asked you to come to Cleveland with me, 362 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,259 you nut job! 363 00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:29,178 I'll move to Cleveland when you get that Ikea... 364 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:30,179 Never! 365 00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:30,930 Oh, you... 366 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:32,306 Don't you deprive 367 00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:34,851 the good people of Cleveland an Ikea! 368 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,727 You are vindictive, Liz Lemon! 369 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,692 Smooth. 370 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,361 Oh, come on, you guys. 371 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:46,653 You guys do one. 372 00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,030 I've had ten shots. 373 00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,615 You've only had five shots. 374 00:15:49,907 --> 00:15:51,909 No, today. I've had ten shots today. 375 00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,881 You fought a hell of a good fight, blondie. 376 00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:55,955 But you can't win. 377 00:15:56,247 --> 00:15:57,247 We failed. 378 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,793 Hey! I found my lucky penny. 379 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:01,669 It's not in my ear. 380 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,796 Yo, hey.. 381 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:04,797 Battery's dead. 382 00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,967 I got a half hour before they track me down. 383 00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:11,554 Alcohol? This smells just like hill people milk. 384 00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:14,348 I been drinking this since I was a baby! 385 00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:18,311 Mm! 386 00:16:18,603 --> 00:16:19,812 It's on, y'all. 387 00:16:20,104 --> 00:16:21,898 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! 388 00:16:22,190 --> 00:16:24,066 Oh, boy. 389 00:16:31,866 --> 00:16:33,784 How'd they do that? 390 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,913 ♪ I'll be here ♪ 391 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:38,623 ♪ in sunshine ♪ 392 00:16:38,915 --> 00:16:43,211 ♪ or in shadow ♪ 393 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,130 ♪ oh, Danny boy...♪ ♪ 394 00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:48,256 So should I ask 395 00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:49,926 why you're showing up for work at 6:30? 396 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,552 I'm not gonna lie to you, Jack. 397 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,931 I was... working from home. 398 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:56,641 Lemon, we should talk. 399 00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,935 Fine. Floyd was in town, and it was awful. 400 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,038 And it started out great, and then it was awful, 401 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:02,062 and now it's over. 402 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,146 What happened? 403 00:17:03,397 --> 00:17:05,942 He lied about going to the airport. 404 00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:07,735 And? 405 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,655 And I said I hope he dies in a car explosion. 406 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:13,741 Lemon, life is about minimizing regrets. 407 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:17,662 You never know when someone's going to slip into a coma 408 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:20,074 and leave you regretting all the things you didn't say 409 00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:22,708 or get in writing from the company's lawyers. 410 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:24,585 What I'm trying to say is 411 00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,129 you're... young, 412 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,257 and you still haven't blown it completely. 413 00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:33,010 So don't... start now. 414 00:17:34,345 --> 00:17:35,846 Oh... 415 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,808 I hate going to the airport. 416 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,772 Floyd. Floyd! 417 00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:46,940 Oh. Sorry. 418 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,778 I need the cheapest ticket you have going anywhere. 419 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:55,825 Uhh! 420 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,080 What's that in your bag? 421 00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:04,125 Uh, a sandwich and dipping sauce. 422 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:05,793 Uh-uh. That's more than 3 ounces. 423 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,104 You can't bring that past here. 424 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:08,796 Really? Mm-hmm. 425 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,816 No, look, I just need to catch up with this guy 426 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,276 before he gets on a plane to Cleveland. 427 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,801 That's sort of a cliche. 428 00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,177 You're sort of a cliche. 429 00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:16,887 One-way ticket to Montreal. 430 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,806 Crazy eyes. 431 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,308 I should detain you. 432 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,911 Look, please, I just need to talk to him before he takes off 433 00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,215 and I never get the chance again. 434 00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:26,981 Fine. Just leave the sandwich and go through. 435 00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:28,774 Leave the sandwich? 436 00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:31,861 Leave the sandwich. 437 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,822 Boarding call for flight 254 to Cleveland. 438 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,870 You're choosing a sandwich over a guy. 439 00:18:41,162 --> 00:18:43,539 Hmm. That is less cliched. 440 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:46,876 I can do it! I can have it all! 441 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:05,770 God, lady, you're eating foil! 442 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,150 Floyd. Floyd! 443 00:19:11,442 --> 00:19:12,610 Oh. 444 00:19:12,902 --> 00:19:13,903 Liz. 445 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,321 What are you doing here? 446 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,893 I don't want your car to explode, 447 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,532 and I don't want you to go into a coma. 448 00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,761 And I don't want to stab you in the face with a giant fork. 449 00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,785 What? 450 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,037 Oh, that's not you. 451 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:25,581 I've been threatening a lot of people lately. 452 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,018 Look, Liz, I'm really sorry about what happened, you know. 453 00:19:28,042 --> 00:19:30,920 Are we at the part where we just become friends again? 454 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,481 I-I came to the airport, didn't I? 455 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,423 And I wolfed my teamsters sub for you. 456 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,634 Wait. No. Is that a saying? 457 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,803 Don't worry about it. 458 00:19:39,095 --> 00:19:40,596 Final boarding call for flight 254... 459 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:41,597 I gotta go. 460 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:44,058 Oh, I-I still have your key. 461 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,393 You should keep it. 462 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,978 I mean, if you want to. You never know. 463 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,563 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 464 00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,024 Yeah, you never know. 465 00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,193 I'll see you around, Liz Lemon. 466 00:19:56,362 --> 00:19:57,738 Oh. Hey. 467 00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,657 MSNBC has confirmed 468 00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,301 that former ge executive Jack Donaghy 469 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,576 will be named by president Bush 470 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:03,577 as the new homeland security 471 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:05,180 director of crisis and weather management. 472 00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:07,665 Flight 31 to Montreal is now blurghing.