1 00:00:04,713 --> 00:00:05,797 Liz, Lutz and I 2 00:00:06,089 --> 00:00:07,192 are gonna walk around Times Square 3 00:00:07,216 --> 00:00:08,256 and pretend to be foreign. 4 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:10,260 I am from homburg, yah. 5 00:00:10,552 --> 00:00:11,552 Wanna come? 6 00:00:11,595 --> 00:00:13,680 Oh, I can't. My cousin is in town. 7 00:00:13,972 --> 00:00:14,972 All right. 8 00:00:15,140 --> 00:00:17,059 See ya though. Mm-hmm. 9 00:00:17,351 --> 00:00:19,078 Liz, I'm getting drinks with recently-divorced camera guy. 10 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:20,604 You in? Well, uh... 11 00:00:20,896 --> 00:00:22,656 Legally separated sound guy's gonna be there. 12 00:00:22,731 --> 00:00:24,650 Oh. I-I don't feel well. 13 00:00:24,942 --> 00:00:27,069 Oh. Okay. 14 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:28,987 Hey, Liz Lemon. 15 00:00:29,279 --> 00:00:30,906 I'm going to an animals-only strip club. 16 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,198 Interested? 17 00:00:32,241 --> 00:00:33,534 Does that mean the animals strip, 18 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:35,105 or the animals are the customers? 19 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,538 Animal customers? That's ridiculous. 20 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:39,873 Well, um, I have got a date. 21 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:42,584 So... I... yeah. 22 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,675 Order, please. 23 00:00:49,967 --> 00:00:51,194 Hi, order for pick-up. Yeah, yeah. 24 00:00:51,218 --> 00:00:54,179 Yes, I would like a meatball sub with extra bread. 25 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:55,847 And my name is... 26 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:56,807 Liz? 27 00:00:57,099 --> 00:00:58,976 Yeah, that's me. 28 00:00:59,268 --> 00:01:00,268 Okay. 29 00:01:00,519 --> 00:01:01,562 Big night, Lemon? 30 00:01:01,853 --> 00:01:04,064 Let me guess. Meatball sub, extra bread. 31 00:01:04,356 --> 00:01:05,065 Bottle of Nyquil. 32 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:06,984 TiVo top chef. 33 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:09,111 A little miss Bonnie Raitt. Lights out. 34 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,003 No, I have something to do tonight, Jack. 35 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:12,215 Then you won't mind when I tell you that, uh... 36 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,741 Casey gets voted off tonight. 37 00:01:15,033 --> 00:01:16,702 You monster! Why are you like this? 38 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:30,465 ♪ ♪ 39 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:43,228 Sir, Tracy's here with a bunch of kids. 40 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:44,998 He wants to know if you have a minute to meet with them? 41 00:01:45,022 --> 00:01:46,022 Absolutely not. 42 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,316 J.D.! 43 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,275 There he is. 44 00:01:48,567 --> 00:01:49,567 I want you to meet 45 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:50,891 the baseball team I'm coaching. 46 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,321 A group of fine young men 47 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:55,198 and one special lady. 48 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,701 Dijonaise is a boy's name? 49 00:01:57,993 --> 00:01:58,535 Pardon me. 50 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,120 Tracy, this is wonderful. 51 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,931 I had no idea you were interested in baseball. 52 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:02,623 I wasn't. 53 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:04,142 My motorcycle hit a police horse. 54 00:02:04,166 --> 00:02:05,292 This is community service. 55 00:02:05,584 --> 00:02:07,294 These kids come from knuckle beach, 56 00:02:07,586 --> 00:02:09,546 the worst neighborhood in New York. 57 00:02:09,838 --> 00:02:11,632 They are poor as hell. 58 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,634 Baseball is a wonderful sport, boys. 59 00:02:13,925 --> 00:02:15,285 I remember when my high school team 60 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:16,845 won the Boston city championship. 61 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,537 Everyone told us we were gonna lose, 62 00:02:18,722 --> 00:02:19,962 because our team was all white, 63 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:21,892 and the other team was completely... 64 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:23,727 Uh... 65 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:25,395 Anyway, we won, 66 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:27,481 and I learned that anything is possible. 67 00:02:27,773 --> 00:02:29,107 Baseball taught me how to win. 68 00:02:29,399 --> 00:02:30,679 Baseball taught me how to dream. 69 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:31,777 What are your dreams? 70 00:02:32,069 --> 00:02:34,363 When I grow up, I'm gonna do vending machine maintenance. 71 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,074 I'm gonna get shot by a cop and Sue the city. 72 00:02:37,366 --> 00:02:40,243 I'm a be a talkative doorman with a drinking problem. 73 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:42,204 That's right. You shoot for the stars. 74 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:43,121 No, no, no, no, no. 75 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:45,290 These are not the dreams of winners. 76 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:49,461 These aren't winners. They're 0 and 17. 77 00:02:49,753 --> 00:02:51,553 Damn, we supposed to be at the game right now. 78 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:52,631 0 and 18! 79 00:02:52,923 --> 00:02:55,425 That one's on coach Tracy. 80 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,277 Someday I'll have an office like this... 81 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,302 To clean. 82 00:02:58,512 --> 00:03:00,323 You could have an office like this of your very own. 83 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:01,658 All you need is someone to point you 84 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,349 in the right direction. 85 00:03:02,641 --> 00:03:03,141 A role model. 86 00:03:03,433 --> 00:03:06,061 Like R. Kelly and Michael Vick. 87 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:08,647 Faves. 88 00:03:08,939 --> 00:03:10,899 Thanks. there you go. 89 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,317 Uh, Grandy? 90 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:14,444 Oh, my god. Who ordered the veal? 91 00:03:14,736 --> 00:03:15,779 Am I right, guys? 92 00:03:16,071 --> 00:03:18,532 Ugh, Jenna, that guy is a baby. 93 00:03:18,824 --> 00:03:20,701 Uh, Lutz? I'm Lutz. 94 00:03:20,992 --> 00:03:22,512 You ordered a venti chocolate mocha blast 95 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,016 with half and half and brownie chunks? 96 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,079 Hmm. 97 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,498 Thank you. Jamie. 98 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:28,166 I like your blond streaks. 99 00:03:28,458 --> 00:03:29,710 It's very Simon Lebon. 100 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:30,585 Who? 101 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:31,920 Oh, you're young. 102 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,212 Give it up, Jenna. 103 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,881 You're talking to an ultrasound. 104 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:37,276 Now I'm getting attitude from the sexy librarian over here. 105 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,385 What? Sexy? 106 00:03:38,677 --> 00:03:42,472 You are. Shut up. 107 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:44,933 Wow, that guy is adorable. 108 00:03:46,393 --> 00:03:47,102 Frank's gay. 109 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,813 Maybe I am gay... For that little peach. 110 00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,024 You wanna kiss him? 111 00:03:53,316 --> 00:03:55,652 I do. I wanna kiss him on the mouth. 112 00:03:55,944 --> 00:03:56,944 And hold him. 113 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,405 What are you talking about? 114 00:03:58,697 --> 00:03:59,906 Something just happened, Liz. 115 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:02,200 Come on, you read boobs magazine. 116 00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:03,952 I want Jamie. 117 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:06,955 Yeah, you're gay. 118 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:10,083 He's totally gay for... 119 00:04:10,375 --> 00:04:12,335 Why isn't this any fun? 120 00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,813 Come on! Gather 'round! 121 00:04:13,837 --> 00:04:15,547 Circle up! Everybody, circle up! 122 00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,632 All right, circle up. Circle up. 123 00:04:17,924 --> 00:04:20,635 Around me! Around me! 124 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:22,196 All right, listen, that's enough. 125 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:23,820 There's a weird dude standing over there. 126 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,616 And I don't wanna get shot today, so great hustle, 127 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:26,224 great practice. 128 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:29,394 Okay, the weird dude is gone. Go home. 129 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:40,322 Hey, you guys! It's that King we met. 130 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,740 Good afternoon, boys. 131 00:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,259 I've been thinking a lot about you, 132 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,552 and I decided that I wanna help. 133 00:04:44,576 --> 00:04:47,412 Starting with some new uniforms. 134 00:04:47,704 --> 00:04:49,344 Compliments of the Sheinhardt Wig Company. 135 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,652 You wanna be a bunch of winners? 136 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,459 You've gotta dress for success. 137 00:04:52,751 --> 00:04:54,085 That's why I sponsor a charity 138 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,213 that gives away tuxedos to homeless people. 139 00:04:56,505 --> 00:05:01,510 It was a beautiful ceremony. Mazel tov. 140 00:05:01,802 --> 00:05:03,220 That's right. Put them on. 141 00:05:03,512 --> 00:05:04,930 You don't get these kids, Jack. 142 00:05:05,222 --> 00:05:06,422 They don't care about winning. 143 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,159 They just wanna be able to go outside for once. 144 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,351 You know, our first practice 145 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,561 they asked me what the sun was? 146 00:05:14,731 --> 00:05:15,731 Hey 147 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,525 hey. 148 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,026 Um... hey, Jamie! 149 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,486 Hey, wow. 150 00:05:19,778 --> 00:05:21,321 Did you just come from working out, 151 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,693 or are you naturally veiny? 152 00:05:22,823 --> 00:05:24,115 Pull it together, Frank. 153 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,368 All right. Okay. 154 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,036 Good to see you, man! 155 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,538 Thanks. 156 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,457 So I don't want to interrupt or anything, 157 00:05:32,749 --> 00:05:35,210 but, um, are you doing anything Saturday night? 158 00:05:35,502 --> 00:05:37,712 Just gellin' like Magellan. 159 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,089 Okay, well. 160 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:40,399 Uh, my friend's dj'ing at this gallery opening, 161 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:43,301 and, um, he can get us in if you wanna go. 162 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,303 Oh, no, I don't think so. 163 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:46,972 Oh, come on. It'll be fun. 164 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:49,057 Jamie, how old do you think I am? 165 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,809 I don't know. Uh, 29? 166 00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:55,021 Wow, you are good at guessing ages. 167 00:05:55,313 --> 00:05:59,359 I am exactly 29, but you're a baby. 168 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,278 No, I'm not. I'm 25. 169 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:02,570 Really? 170 00:06:02,654 --> 00:06:04,072 Yeah. I thought you were younger. 171 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,741 And I'm 29, so... 172 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,785 So you'll go? 173 00:06:09,077 --> 00:06:10,077 Awesome. 174 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:10,829 Dude. 175 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:13,498 I totally forgot. 176 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,958 I bought you a sweater. 177 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:17,460 It's slim fitting. They call it a French cut. 178 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:19,072 And it wasn't on sale or anything. 179 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,254 Woe, thanks. 180 00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,440 Do you need help trying it on? 181 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:22,465 No. 182 00:06:22,757 --> 00:06:23,258 So I'll pick you up around 10:00? 183 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:24,634 At night? 184 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:25,927 Okay. That sounds great. 185 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:27,259 Great. Where are we going? 186 00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,933 Frank. Stop it. 187 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:34,811 I can't. I'm gay for Jamie. 188 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,103 No, that's not a thing. 189 00:06:36,271 --> 00:06:37,731 You can't be gay for just one person, 190 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,150 unless you're a lady, and you meet Ellen. 191 00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:44,529 Well then, I got some real thinking to do. 192 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:47,324 It's scary. 193 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,451 But also exciting. 194 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:55,165 I can't believe I did that. 195 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,375 I told myself I would never lie about my age. 196 00:06:57,667 --> 00:06:58,793 These things happen, Liz. 197 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,795 I had my "no sex with asians" rule, 198 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,088 but then one day you walk 199 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:03,649 into sharper image, and there's Quan. 200 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:04,673 Forget it. 201 00:07:04,841 --> 00:07:06,121 I'm gonna order some more coffee, 202 00:07:06,176 --> 00:07:08,178 and then he'll come back, and I can cancel. 203 00:07:08,470 --> 00:07:11,848 No, this is a good thing. A hot guy thinks you're 29. 204 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:15,393 He is cute. He looks like Zac efron. 205 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:16,685 That's a thing, right? 206 00:07:16,770 --> 00:07:18,229 Oh, go for it, Liz. 207 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:21,274 I always roll with it when hot guys think I'm 22. 208 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:22,901 What can we do? We're cougars. 209 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,527 We're what? Cougars. 210 00:07:24,819 --> 00:07:27,697 Hot older ladies pouncing on their young prey. 211 00:07:27,989 --> 00:07:30,033 Ugh. 212 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:32,219 There was a whole article about it in vanity fair. 213 00:07:32,243 --> 00:07:34,871 The one with the crisis in Africa cover. 214 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,766 God, it makes me so sad that more people don't know 215 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:37,832 about cougars. 216 00:07:38,124 --> 00:07:40,126 Why am I looking for something to wear in wardrobe? 217 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,462 Why don't you go to Abercrombie and Fitch? 218 00:07:42,754 --> 00:07:43,994 Oh, no. It's too loud in there. 219 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:46,466 No, don't say that. Cougars have to act young. 220 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,844 You should get a ring pop to suck on. 221 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,847 What are you doing? 222 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,516 Figuring some stuff out. 223 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,143 Sorry, Jenna, I'm probably gay now. 224 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,688 It's never gonna happen between us. 225 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,401 You wanted to see me? 226 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:05,276 Hello, coach. 227 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:06,629 I thought we'd have a little meeting 228 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:07,653 before today's practice. 229 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:08,446 Practice? Meetings? 230 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,699 What is this? A marriage? 231 00:08:10,991 --> 00:08:12,677 Phil Jackson likes to give books to his players 232 00:08:12,701 --> 00:08:14,494 to inspire them, so which biography 233 00:08:14,786 --> 00:08:16,430 of Winston Churchill do you think would improve 234 00:08:16,454 --> 00:08:16,997 Rashid's bunting? 235 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,748 Jack, have you ever been 236 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,040 to knuckle beach? 237 00:08:20,208 --> 00:08:22,419 It's a totally different world. 238 00:08:22,711 --> 00:08:24,751 A world where orange soda's an acceptable substitute 239 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:25,672 for breast milk. 240 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:27,048 Tracy, I don't have 241 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,220 to understand their world in order to help them. 242 00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,861 It's like this great country of ours. 243 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:32,345 We can go into any nation, 244 00:08:32,637 --> 00:08:34,277 impose our values, and make things better. 245 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,075 It's what Bush is doing all over the globe. 246 00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,183 Bush! 247 00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:39,075 Now, I don't wanna go off on a rant here. 248 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,608 So I suppose the next step would be 249 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:48,486 to bring our superior resources to bear. 250 00:08:48,778 --> 00:08:50,618 Kenneth, show him the drawing of the new field. 251 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:55,493 Oh! Sorry. 252 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,704 This is my dream journal. 253 00:08:57,996 --> 00:09:00,081 They've all come true so far. 254 00:09:26,775 --> 00:09:28,693 What the heck is going on out here? 255 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:30,254 You didn't get behind grounders. 256 00:09:30,278 --> 00:09:31,696 You didn't work the pitch count. 257 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,108 There was nothing churchillian about that performance. 258 00:09:34,365 --> 00:09:36,367 And where are their uniforms? 259 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:37,327 You can't wear Blue 260 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:38,244 in knuckle beach, which is hard 261 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:40,121 because jeans go with everything. 262 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:42,624 Tracy, your failure of leadership is unacceptable. 263 00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:44,156 Now you gonna blame this on me? 264 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:45,627 I told you this was gonna happen. 265 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:47,587 Exactly. 266 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,774 I need somebody who believes in what we're doing here. 267 00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,257 Tracy, you're fired. 268 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:54,969 Kenneth, you're in charge. 269 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:56,805 So you like the music? 270 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,348 Yeah, speaking of music I like, 271 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:00,850 how about gnarls barkley, huh? 272 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:01,684 That guy's great. 273 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:03,456 Have you been to his official website? 274 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:04,938 It's really... 275 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:07,357 Oh, god, is it only 1:00 am? 276 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:09,489 Yeah, so after this I figure we hit up marquee. 277 00:10:09,526 --> 00:10:11,486 They only serve drinks till 4:00, but I can get us 278 00:10:11,653 --> 00:10:13,413 into this great after-hours club in Brooklyn. 279 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,073 I'm 37. What? 280 00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:16,365 I'm 37. 281 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,242 Please don't make me go to Brooklyn. 282 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,244 I'm 20. 283 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,330 Oh, boy. 284 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,582 This just went from a senior dating a freshman 285 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:27,877 to Mary Kay Letourneau and Vili Fualaau. 286 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,254 Are those friends of yours? 287 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:30,547 Or... 288 00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,507 Oh, when will death come? 289 00:10:37,387 --> 00:10:39,222 Lemon, what happened, did you take an Ambien 290 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:40,950 with your Franzia and sleepwalk here? 291 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,017 No, I am out on a date. 292 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:46,479 I know you. You deliver my coffee. 293 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:47,272 You're here with Lemon? 294 00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:49,607 Yes, sir. I'm Jamie, Mr. Donaghy. 295 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,609 Oh, what a polite young man. 296 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,212 Ooh, they just changed bartenders. 297 00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:56,072 I'm gonna go see if this guy'll serve me. 298 00:10:56,364 --> 00:10:58,116 Where did you two meet, an Amber alert? 299 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,827 I just found out that he's 17 years younger than me. 300 00:11:01,119 --> 00:11:02,439 I knew I shouldn't have done this. 301 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:03,830 I look ridiculous. 302 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,266 Oh, nonsense. You've never looked better. 303 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,374 Do I look ridiculous 304 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:07,250 when you see me with a younger woman? 305 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:10,628 Boy, the art in here is hung really level. 306 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:11,546 A youthful companion 307 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,298 is the ultimate status accessory. 308 00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,910 Well, maybe you can pull that off. 309 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:16,968 You're a man. It's different for women. 310 00:11:17,260 --> 00:11:18,678 That is so sexist of you. 311 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,722 To that clueless boy over there, 312 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:21,723 you're a very powerful woman. 313 00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,349 Technically you're a catch. 314 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:25,518 You've got money, status, naturally thick hair, 315 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,269 a decent set. 316 00:11:26,561 --> 00:11:27,937 All right. 317 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:28,938 Tell me, have you been on a date since Floyd? 318 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:29,814 No. 319 00:11:30,106 --> 00:11:32,150 Why are you so against having fun in your life? 320 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,568 I'm not against fun. 321 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:35,171 I went up on my roof the other day. 322 00:11:35,195 --> 00:11:36,195 Stop fighting this. 323 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,573 He's hot, poor, and eager to please. 324 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,908 Just buy him a few gifts 325 00:11:40,200 --> 00:11:40,742 and never give him your home phone number. 326 00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:44,245 And if you set a curfew, stick to it. 327 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,955 Oh, gosh. Okay. 328 00:11:47,957 --> 00:11:50,960 Hey, coach. How did practice go today? 329 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:53,463 Sir, conditions have deteriorated. 330 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,465 I made Demarquis captain like you said. 331 00:11:55,757 --> 00:11:57,276 But having a kid from Trinidad in charge 332 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:58,718 made the latinos real mad. 333 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,887 And they all seem to really hate my grandpa. 334 00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:02,531 'Cause they keep yelling, "kill, whitey." 335 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,866 And I'm, like, "what do you think you are, alcohol?" 336 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:05,034 All right, Kenneth, calm down. 337 00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:08,269 There was bound to be some unrest once we removed Tracy. 338 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,104 They're testing our resolve. 339 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:12,523 Stay the course. 340 00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,031 Kenneth! 341 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,074 Mr. Jordan. 342 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:22,575 About what happened... 343 00:12:22,867 --> 00:12:24,147 I don't wanna talk about it, Ken. 344 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:26,454 You'll hear all I have to say about Jack Donaghy 345 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,872 in my tell-all book, 346 00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,707 betrayal, colon, 347 00:12:29,999 --> 00:12:31,679 what really happened with my baseball team, 348 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:34,295 comma, disaster at knuckle beach, 349 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:35,880 question Mark. 350 00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:43,930 What the hell is going on? 351 00:12:44,222 --> 00:12:47,100 It's chaos, sir. 352 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:48,101 They've turned on each other. 353 00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:48,935 And they won't listen, 354 00:12:49,227 --> 00:12:50,307 especially when I'm saying, 355 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:51,771 "don't hit me with my own shoes." 356 00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:54,315 I think things may have been better under Mr. Jordan. 357 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,001 We're not gonna look back now, Kenneth. 358 00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,253 Tracy didn't understand what needed to be done. 359 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,361 He had to go. 360 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,656 They're destroying all the things I bought for them. 361 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,325 Everything but the bats, sir. Oh, god. 362 00:13:04,617 --> 00:13:05,994 They see us. 363 00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,871 You kids put those bats down! 364 00:13:09,163 --> 00:13:10,498 For the love of god. 365 00:13:12,875 --> 00:13:14,335 Oh, Liz. 366 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,254 Did I see you Saturday at marquee? 367 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,256 I was there. Yes. 368 00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:19,757 So what were you doing there? 369 00:13:20,049 --> 00:13:21,384 Is it like that time they found 370 00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:22,876 my grandpa at the bus station? 371 00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:25,471 No, I was there with Jamie, the coffee guy. 372 00:13:25,763 --> 00:13:26,889 And we had a great time. 373 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:28,933 Wow. Coffee guy? 374 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:31,602 That'll really make your ex-husband jealous. 375 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:33,934 Cerie, for the last time, I have never been married. 376 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,898 That's the spirit! 377 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,026 Hey, Liz. This is Aidan. 378 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:40,194 Hi. Guess you're not the only cougar in town. 379 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,447 Aidan's a freshman at NYU. 380 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,032 Aren't you, Aidan? Sure. 381 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,644 Do you have any change for a soda? 382 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:46,700 But you just had one. 383 00:13:46,743 --> 00:13:47,910 Whatever. 384 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,662 Don't you whatever me. 385 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:50,954 Hey, hey, what did I say 386 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,041 about you wearing your heelies inside? 387 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,418 Aidan! Wait up, Aidan. 388 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,798 There she is. 389 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,850 The cradle robber. Yeah, that's right. 390 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:06,304 I have a boy toy, and we look awesome together. 391 00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,223 That's great, maude. How's Harold? 392 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,515 His name is Jamie. 393 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,726 And you know what? 394 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,227 I don't spend a lot of time 395 00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,229 worrying about his feelings. 396 00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,859 I just know he's super-cute, and he laughs at all my jokes. 397 00:14:20,151 --> 00:14:21,151 Coffee's here. 398 00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:23,112 Hey there! Hey 399 00:14:23,404 --> 00:14:24,447 I had fun the other night. 400 00:14:24,739 --> 00:14:25,865 Your roof is awesome. 401 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:29,202 Oh, thanks. I go up there all the time. 402 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:30,828 So, uh, you wanna get some lunch? 403 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,389 Oh, I can't. I have a lot of work to do. 404 00:14:32,413 --> 00:14:34,123 Oh. Okay. 405 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,175 'Cause I already got Randy to cover my shift. 406 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:40,838 Oh, I'm sorry. But I bought you a video game. 407 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:42,632 Bioshock? no way! 408 00:14:42,924 --> 00:14:45,051 Hey, chatterbox. Wow. 409 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:46,403 I thought I heard your voice. 410 00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:47,929 How was your weekend? 411 00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,239 It was great. Liz and I... 412 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:51,307 I made you a painting. 413 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,118 It's called one. Armed mermaid that's part unicorn 414 00:14:53,142 --> 00:14:53,726 with big foot. 415 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,018 Wow. 416 00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:55,770 Thank you. 417 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,064 Are we still on for tomorrow night? 418 00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:01,818 Yeah, I can't wait. No, he can't. We're working out. 419 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:03,903 I'll see ya tomorrow night. 420 00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:05,988 Yeah, I'll take it. Thank you. 421 00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:12,703 Liz, be good to him. 422 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,086 What do you want, Jack? 423 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,171 Tracy, I wanna talk to you. 424 00:15:22,463 --> 00:15:24,966 It's hard for me to admit when I've made a mistake... 425 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,592 So I won't. 426 00:15:26,884 --> 00:15:29,095 Mr. Jordan, I have made a terrible mistake. 427 00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,806 Because of my arrogance, the team is now in chaos. 428 00:15:32,098 --> 00:15:33,098 Pedro and fontanelle quit 429 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,785 because I tried to put them in the outfield. 430 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,394 Of course they did! 431 00:15:36,686 --> 00:15:38,980 They're afraid to go north of 245th street. 432 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:40,690 Next you'll be telling me 433 00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,942 you let Reshon have contact with his birth mother. 434 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,527 Which Reshon? 435 00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,171 Jack, I told you, you did not know what 436 00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:46,863 you were getting yourself into. 437 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,574 Tracy, I only wanted to help. 438 00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:50,968 And now things are out of control. 439 00:15:50,992 --> 00:15:52,660 We have two options. 440 00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:54,787 One, we can cut and run 441 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:57,874 and betray the people that we made this commitment to, 442 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,917 or you and I can form a coalition. 443 00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:00,877 No way, J.D. 444 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,296 Tracy, I thought you cared about these kids. 445 00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,339 Just because I don't support Jack Donaghy, 446 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,111 doesn't mean I don't support the kids. 447 00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:07,800 But sir, 448 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,594 every one of them wrote you a letter 449 00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:10,886 asking you to come back. 450 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:15,016 Wow. Jack. 451 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,894 If I come back to the team, can I throw these things away 452 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,479 and not have to read 'em? 453 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,856 Tracy, I'll pay somebody to read them for you. 454 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,548 With your know-how and my resources, 455 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,776 we can turn these kids into winners. 456 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:28,279 All right, Jack. What's the plan? 457 00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,616 One word: Surge. 458 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:32,908 That's two words! 459 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:40,958 Jamie... look, Jamie, 460 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,545 I can't take this Sam and Diane thing anymore. 461 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,589 I need to know what we're doing here. 462 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:48,549 Nothing, Frank. I'm not gay. 463 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,218 I'm not gay either. 464 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:51,719 That's why it's perfect. 465 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,387 We're just two straight guys 466 00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,079 who wanna enjoy each other's bodies. 467 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,059 I gotta go. 468 00:17:04,774 --> 00:17:05,191 Whoo! 469 00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:07,902 Yeah! 470 00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:08,611 Damn, I can't believe we're winning. 471 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:12,740 I knew the surge would work. 472 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:16,285 Yes! 473 00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:18,538 Whoo! 474 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:19,829 Way to go, Manuel! 475 00:17:20,081 --> 00:17:22,667 That one goes out to W.S. Churchill. 476 00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:25,253 Hey, there's no way that those batters 477 00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:26,837 were born after 1993. 478 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,465 These Dominican birth certificates say otherwise. 479 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,177 Esteban! You're up. 480 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,055 This is just embarrassing. 481 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:39,850 Hey. Hi. 482 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,978 Mwah. 483 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:42,687 You look nice. 484 00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:43,979 Oh, thank you. 485 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:45,499 Oh, I got you that leather bracelet 486 00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,232 that you were looking at. 487 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:48,192 Oh, that's so ill. Thank you. 488 00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:49,819 It is ill. 489 00:17:50,111 --> 00:17:52,431 All right, we should get going because we're gonna be late. 490 00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:54,448 No we won't, baby. We're takin' a cab. 491 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:55,740 Really? 492 00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:57,905 I've never been in a cab with less than seven people. 493 00:17:58,119 --> 00:17:59,495 Well, stick with me. 494 00:17:59,787 --> 00:18:02,415 I will. 495 00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:03,958 Look at us. 496 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,168 We look awesome together. 497 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:08,629 Yeah, now I know why Demi Moore does this. 498 00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,631 I get that reference. 499 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,800 All right, mom. I'm takin' off. 500 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,510 Mom? 501 00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,597 Yeah, I'm 20. I can't afford this place. 502 00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:18,949 All right, honey, have a good time. 503 00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:21,809 Oh, hi. I'm Beth. 504 00:18:25,146 --> 00:18:27,565 Yep, that's what we look like. 505 00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,151 Shut it down. 506 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:40,328 Oh, hey, Jamie. 507 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,081 Hey. 508 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,958 Oof. That is so awkward now. 509 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:47,930 Oh, don't worry about it. You had your fun. 510 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:48,794 But the end was humiliating. 511 00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:50,086 Of course it was. 512 00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,340 All may-December relationships end in humiliation, 513 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,759 sexual incompatibility, social faux pas, 514 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,451 meeting their parents, it's classic. 515 00:18:56,594 --> 00:18:57,674 I'm not sure it's worth it. 516 00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,448 Don't be silly. Jamie was good for you. 517 00:18:59,597 --> 00:19:01,397 A younger companion makes you feel more alive. 518 00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,059 Opens you up to new experiences. 519 00:19:03,351 --> 00:19:04,351 Fresh points of view. 520 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,645 Stimulating conversation. 521 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,623 Stop repeating what I say... Stop repeating what I say. 522 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,499 Look, Aidan, I swear to god... Look, Aidan, I swear to god. 523 00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:10,584 You know what? This is over. You know what? 524 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:11,608 This is over. 525 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,132 Of course, there are some exceptions. 526 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:13,819 Thank god I'm off the market. 527 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,571 Oh, are you seeing someone? 528 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:16,863 What? No. 529 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,741 I mean this company is my girlfriend. 530 00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:20,969 She gives me all the loving I'll ever want or need. 531 00:19:20,993 --> 00:19:23,037 That's gross, Jack. 532 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:24,538 Stop hitting yourself, Jenna! 533 00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:26,707 Oh, god! Why are you like this? 534 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:37,718 Guys! 535 00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,804 This isn't working! 536 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,555 I'm not gay-gay. 537 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:43,974 I'm just gay for Jamie. 538 00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,018 Frank, I don't think that's a thing. 539 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,310 It is. 540 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,729 Look, you dudes are great, 541 00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,815 a lot of fun to dance with, 542 00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:52,400 and you smell awesome. 543 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,945 Enjoy your night. 544 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,239 Bye, sexy bear! 545 00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:02,493 Terence! You make us all look so bad. 546 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,830 ♪ A muffin top is all that ♪ 547 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,832 ♪ whole grain, low fat ♪ 548 00:20:08,124 --> 00:20:09,583 ♪ I know you want a piece of that ♪ 549 00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:10,915 ♪ but I just wanna dance ♪ 550 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:13,087 ♪ checking out my sweet hips ♪ 551 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,005 ♪ my sugar-coated Berry lips ♪ 552 00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:16,882 ♪ I know you wanna get with this ♪ 553 00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,759 ♪ but I'm just here to dance ♪ 554 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:22,304 ♪ so back up off of me ♪ 555 00:20:22,596 --> 00:20:25,850 ♪ you're weirding me out ♪ 556 00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:27,727 ♪ I'm an independent lady ♪ 557 00:20:28,018 --> 00:20:29,603 ♪ so do not try to play me ♪ 558 00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:31,647 ♪ I run a tidy bakery ♪ 559 00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,315 ♪ boys all want my cake for free ♪ 560 00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:35,317 ♪ but if you can't shake your fakery ♪ 561 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,361 ♪ then kiss my muffin top ♪ ♪