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Wow, this is an honor.

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I am friends
with number four

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on Maxim' list
of the sexiest women in comedy.

4
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Thanks.

5
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At first I was mad
that Jessica Simpson

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was ahead of me.

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But then I saw
the Dukes of Hazzard.

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Funny!

9
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What is that, baby oil?

10
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Actually, they use
salad dressing,

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'cause it gets a better sheen.

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This is ridiculous.

13
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What does any of this
have to do with comedy?

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Ya burnt!

15
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Listen, I just...

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I wanna make sure you're not
gonna regret this, you know?

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Because it's not
just cute guys

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that buy these magazines,

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it's teenage boys
with weird rashes

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and old guys
that live at the Y.

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Liz, posing in Maxim
is a great career move.

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There's no shame in it.

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I'm laughin', I'm horny,
let's do this!

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[Wrexx-N-Effect's
Rump Shaker]

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* All I wanna do
is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom *

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Put the chicken
near your mouth.

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* Just shake your rump

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* All I wanna do

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* Is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom

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* In a poom poom

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Awesome.

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Oh!

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[clunking on floor]

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Well, you look happy.

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Somebody just have
a root beer float?

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No, Josh's contract is up,
which means

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it's time for my favorite
thing in the world,

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negotiation.

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The essence of capitalism.

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There's nothing like it.

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God, I wish there was
something I could negotiate with

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right now.
Hey, Jack?

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[jazz percussion starts]

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Just a reminder,
I need a couple minutes

45
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to go over breakage today--
how's noon?

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Can't do that.
Make it 4:00 AM.

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That's no good.
What about after rehearsal?

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10:00.

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Stop insulting me.
3:00 AM.

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Midnight.
You bring the coffee.

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2:30, you bring the coffee.

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That's my final.

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Done.

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[jazz percussion
flourishes and ends]

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Wow, you do have a talent.

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I can't wait
to go mano a mano with Josh.

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Right, I think you mean
mano a toddler.

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Josh is a very sweet,
very dumb kid.

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Please go easy on him.

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I'll try to remember that
when you and I

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meet with him later.

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What, me?
No.

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Don't make me
be part of this.

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Lemon, I would like
to teach you something.

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I would like to be
Michelle Pfeiffer

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to your angry black kid
who learns that poetry

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is just another way to rap.

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No, Jack, I don't wanna
learn about negotiation.

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I just want Josh to stay.
The show needs him.

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Lesson number one,
you don't need anyone.

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Sure, Josh tests well
with female viewers 12 to 24,

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which is important
to advertisers,

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because young women will buy
just about anything.

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These sunglasses
have a chip in them

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that makes the lenses
change color

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as my iPod loses power.

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But whatever Josh
brings to the show,

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he's still replaceable.

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He's not replaceable
as my friend.

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He's not your friend now,
he's your opponent.

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He's going to try
to grab all the marbles,

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and it's our job
to hide them.

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That's not how
you play marbles, Jack.

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But that's
how you keep them.

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[cool jazz music]

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Yo, remember that email
we got

87
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from those Nigerians
that needed our help

88
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gettin' all that money
out of Africa?

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We did it!
I got the check today.

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Say word?

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Word is bond.

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I would have been happy
if our only reward

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was just helping
that dethroned prince

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of Nigeria,
but this is great!

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We should treat ourselves.

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Want to go to Vegas
and buy a bunch of sarcophagi?

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Nah.

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I don't even use
the ones I have.

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We could add someone else
to the entourage.

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That's a good idea.

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Yo, what's young Larry
doing these days?

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He's in Jay-Z's entourage.

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What about Cheese?

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He's rolling
with Ghostface Killer now.

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Fatballz?

106
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Studying hotel administration
at Cornell.

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Well, go ahead, Fatballz!
That's a good program.

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Hello there, Mr. Jordan.

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Mr. Slattery, Mr. Griswold.

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I picked up your lunch
from Sylvia's.

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Extra cornbread
because I know you like it.

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Like it?
I love it!

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I love this cornbread so much

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I wanna take it
behind a middle school

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and get it pregnant.

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[laughter]

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Pregnant cornbread.

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K, you like doing stuff
for me, right?

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How would you like to be
in my entourage?

120
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Well, that sounds like fun!
What would I do?

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Well, let's see.

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Dotcom does the driving
and the cooking.

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Grizz is in charge
of sitting on me

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when I get over stimulated.

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But I have been
looking for someone

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to harmonize with me.

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* The sun'll come out

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[harmonizing]
* Tomorrow
* Tomorrow

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* Bet your bottom dollar
that tomorrow *

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* Fa la la la

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* There'll be sun

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This is a really
special day.

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* Just thinking
about to--*

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['60s vocal jazz]

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*

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Nice.
Yowza.

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(Jenna)
Isn't it great?

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These are the sexiest women
in comedy?

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Where's Jackée?

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Jenna, have you read
your interview yet?

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Oh, no.

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Did I come across
as interesting?

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'Cause I tried to mention Bono
as much as possible.

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No, you come across as crazy.

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Why did you tell the reporter
that you hate the troops?

146
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What?

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I didn't say
I hate the troops.

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[loud hip-hop music]

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We have a huge readership
in the armed forces.

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What?

151
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Do you have anything
you want to say

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to our beleaguered troops?

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Theater troupes?

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Yeah, the troops.

155
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Oh, I hate theater troupes.

156
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They think what they do
is so important,

157
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but it's just
a bunch of gay guys

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that like to get in
silly costumes

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and prance around.

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No, Liz, he heard me wrong.

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You know
that I love the troops.

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Do you remember
that fleet week

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after I broke up with David?

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Oh, God, this is bad.

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Nobody reads the articles
in these things, right?

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Maybe no one'll
pick it up?

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These Hollyweirdos
from La La Land

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like Jenna Moron-ey
are just un-American!

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So we are
calling for a boycott

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of NBC, General Electric,

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and their parent company

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the Sheinhardt
Wig Corporation.

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Jack, I was misquoted.

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This is my fault.

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I never should have
let her do this Maxim thing

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in the first place.

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We're going to nip this thing
in the bud.

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Jenna is going
to make a public apology

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tomorrow on Hardball.

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You know what that is,
don't you?

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Yes.
Should I prepare a song?

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I really can't wait
to renegotiate your contract.

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Thank you, sir.

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[camera shutter sound]

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What?

186
00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:03,464
Hey.

187
00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:05,699
Does my vulva look swollen?

188
00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:07,768
Come here.

189
00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,537
I just wanna warn you
as a friend

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about this contract thing.

191
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Jack is gunning for you.

192
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Really?

193
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Don't worry,
you're not going anywhere.

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00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,845
Jack said advertisers
love you,

195
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because you test great
with women 12 to 24.

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Which advertisers?

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Could I get free Choco Sticks?

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Just don't be pushy
about your contract,

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and I promise
we will get through this.

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Yeah, um...

201
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Alan actually told me
not to talk to anybody

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about this.

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Alan?
Who's Alan?

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Jacuzzi, the whole nine yards.

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Jack.
Jack Donaghy.

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Alan Steiner.
Good to see ya.

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I'm Josh Gerard's agent.

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Oh, really?

209
00:06:44,805 --> 00:06:47,675
Listen, I'd love to grab
a little face time with you

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re: Josh's contract offer.

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00:06:49,677 --> 00:06:51,612
We've got some
serious troubs, my friend.

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We are not smiles-times.

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I'm sorry
to hear that, Alan.

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What your skedge mañana?

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'Cause this is gonna be
one serious negosh.

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00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,691
My skedge is wide open, Alan.

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00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:08,562
Hasta mañana.

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00:07:08,596 --> 00:07:11,164
* What a man, what a man
what a mighty good man *

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* Mighty mighty good man *

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Yeah!

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[cheers and applause]

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So, entourage,
what's on the schedule

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00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,405
for today?

224
00:07:18,438 --> 00:07:19,573
I have us penciled in
for Halo.

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I love Halo!

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00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,910
I love Halo so much,
I wanna take it out

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behind a middle school
and get it pregnant!

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[laughter]

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(Kenneth)
Why are you guys
laughing so hard?

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00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:30,951
That's the same joke

231
00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,252
Mr. Jordan said earlier.

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I don't think so, K.

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'Cause I like
to keep my material fresh.

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I like to keep things fresh
so much,

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that I wanna take it out
behind the middle school

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and get it pregnant.

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[laughter]

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[video game guns shooting
and beeping]

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00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,502
Whoa, who just killed me?

240
00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:49,503
That's never happened before.

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00:07:49,537 --> 00:07:50,638
I did, Mr. Jordan!

242
00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,272
(Tracy)
That's impossible!

243
00:07:52,305 --> 00:07:54,542
I've beat
all the world's best players.

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00:07:54,575 --> 00:07:55,576
Grizz, Dotcom,

245
00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:57,611
my publicist,
my stylist...

246
00:07:57,645 --> 00:07:58,812
Oh, well...

247
00:07:58,846 --> 00:07:59,813
I just killed you again!

248
00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,515
You're cheating!

249
00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:02,950
And I don't
wanna play no more!

250
00:08:02,983 --> 00:08:04,084
I hate this!

251
00:08:04,117 --> 00:08:05,553
Grizz!

252
00:08:05,586 --> 00:08:07,588
I think it's best
you come sit on me.

253
00:08:13,026 --> 00:08:14,895
And I just want the troops
to kill everyone

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and come on home.

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Pretty good.

256
00:08:18,298 --> 00:08:20,067
But this is Hardball, Jenna,

257
00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:21,569
so you might wanna
be more specific.

258
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You could say
that you support the troops,

259
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but you feel that the war
was poorly planned

260
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and started
under false pretenses.

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And that we should have
used those resources

262
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to hunt down Osama Bin Laden.

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Liz, I'm just worried
that I'm gonna

264
00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:34,548
sound like I don't know
what I'm talking about.

265
00:08:34,582 --> 00:08:37,150
Hey, would Sharon Stone
worry about that?

266
00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,285
Mm-mm.

267
00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:39,620
Would Richard Gere?

268
00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,654
No.

269
00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:43,156
Then you go out there
and you voice your opinions

270
00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,893
like a star.

271
00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,661
Okay, what are you gonna do
if they ask about '08?

272
00:08:47,695 --> 00:08:49,797
Well, of course I want Hillary
to be the first woman president.

273
00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:51,699
Ugh.
No, Obama.

274
00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:52,600
You support Barrack Obama.

275
00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:54,702
Remember, you liked
those pictures of him

276
00:08:54,735 --> 00:08:55,703
at the beach?

277
00:08:55,736 --> 00:08:57,204
Oh, right.

278
00:08:57,237 --> 00:08:59,306
Obama, what is he, Hispanic?

279
00:08:59,339 --> 00:09:00,307
No, he's black.

280
00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:01,675
And he's running
for President?

281
00:09:01,709 --> 00:09:02,876
Good luck.

282
00:09:02,910 --> 00:09:05,879
[jazz music]

283
00:09:05,913 --> 00:09:08,181
*

284
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:10,350
Is this new furniture?

285
00:09:10,383 --> 00:09:12,285
This is my negotiation set.

286
00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:13,353
What?

287
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:17,224
Gentlemen, please sit down.

288
00:09:23,363 --> 00:09:26,233
All right, let's skip
the foreplay

289
00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:27,768
and get right
to the penetraish.

290
00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,837
Josh is looking for

291
00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,204
a 15% raise,

292
00:09:31,238 --> 00:09:32,339
a two-pic guarantee
from Universal,

293
00:09:32,372 --> 00:09:34,307
and time off
for every Jewish holiday

294
00:09:34,341 --> 00:09:35,308
no matter how ridiculous.

295
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:37,344
I mean, Yaznach is coming up.

296
00:09:37,377 --> 00:09:38,345
That seems
pretty reasonable,

297
00:09:38,378 --> 00:09:39,346
right, Jack?

298
00:09:39,379 --> 00:09:42,816
Here's my counteroffer.

299
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:43,851
One dollar.

300
00:09:43,884 --> 00:09:45,018
[jazz music starts]

301
00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:46,019
What?

302
00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,020
Oh, boy.

303
00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,021
That's absurd.

304
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,356
You know what's absurd?

305
00:09:49,389 --> 00:09:51,324
These photos
I found of Josh

306
00:09:51,358 --> 00:09:53,293
roughhousing with Lance Bass
at SeaWorld.

307
00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:56,296
What, we were just
being silly.

308
00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,098
My offer is now 75 cents.

309
00:09:58,131 --> 00:10:00,868
Tic toc tic toc tic toc.

310
00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,971
It keeps getting lower.
I think we should take it.

311
00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:05,138
Relax.

312
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:08,375
Look, Jack...
we know about the testing.

313
00:10:08,408 --> 00:10:10,343
Women from 12 to 24...

314
00:10:10,377 --> 00:10:12,379
love my guy.

315
00:10:12,412 --> 00:10:13,914
Who told you that?

316
00:10:15,215 --> 00:10:16,183
Oh, Liz did.

317
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,250
Shut up.
What?

318
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,386
That was
privileged information.

319
00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:20,387
That's what I thought.

320
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,222
Awse.

321
00:10:22,255 --> 00:10:25,058
We are back in the game.

322
00:10:25,092 --> 00:10:26,827
[whispering]
I knew you weren't ready

323
00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:28,862
for a big chair.

324
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:32,399
[silently]

325
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:35,435
[video game guns shooting]

326
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,705
Yo, Kenneth,
we need to talk, man.

327
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,407
Oh, I've had
this conversation before.

328
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,342
You're marrying my mom,
aren't you?

329
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,844
No.

330
00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:45,946
It's about
how you're treating Tracy.

331
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,080
You're beating him
at Halo,

332
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:48,882
you're not laughing
at his jokes.

333
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,350
He's the king around here.

334
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,318
You gotta respect that.

335
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,053
Oh, my gosh.

336
00:10:53,086 --> 00:10:54,421
I had no idea
I was causing a problem.

337
00:10:54,454 --> 00:10:58,258
Hey, I got next game.

338
00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:00,293
Hold up.

339
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:02,162
How are you
beating Kenneth, Grizz?

340
00:11:02,195 --> 00:11:03,163
I don't know.

341
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,331
If Kenneth can beat me,

342
00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,933
and you can beat Kenneth,

343
00:11:05,966 --> 00:11:07,167
then by
the transitive property,

344
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:09,336
you should beat me too!

345
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,104
Have you been
letting me win?

346
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,273
Just at some things.

347
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:15,308
Things?
Plural?

348
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:21,749
What is the world's
only egg-laying mammal?

349
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,416
The Easter bunny!

350
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,918
Right again!

351
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,319
That's a green pie piece.

352
00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:28,421
Amazed.

353
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,923
Raaah!

354
00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,026
Yeah, what, cat?

355
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,962
Yeah, Dotcom!
Yeah, Grizz!

356
00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,363
Have you two
been treating me

357
00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:37,865
like this all this time?

358
00:11:37,898 --> 00:11:38,899
Like a child?

359
00:11:38,932 --> 00:11:41,401
No no no,
I won't stand for this.

360
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,470
Entourage disbanded!

361
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,510
Oh, my.

362
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,246
Tucker Carlson, you heard
what Jenna Maroney had to say.

363
00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,247
She supports the troops.

364
00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:55,282
Well, here's a question, Chris.

365
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,084
Why do we care
what she thinks about anything?

366
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,119
This woman strikes me
as another empty-headed

367
00:11:59,152 --> 00:12:01,388
self-involved member
of the Hollywood ignorati.

368
00:12:01,421 --> 00:12:03,791
You know, for someone
who's super super hot,

369
00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:04,992
you're really cranky.

370
00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:06,794
I have just as much right
to my opinion

371
00:12:06,827 --> 00:12:07,861
as you or Chris.

372
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,462
(Chris)
I'm not sure you do.

373
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,431
You've been on the show
for 20 minutes now.

374
00:12:11,464 --> 00:12:13,400
You sang six bars of something
called Muffin Top.

375
00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:14,401
Thank you.

376
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,336
And then
told a disgusting story

377
00:12:16,369 --> 00:12:18,171
about Fleet Week.

378
00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:19,339
I guess this is the state
of political discourse

379
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,207
in this country nowadays.

380
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,541
And that's fine,
let's just embrace it.

381
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,043
Let's have our policies
determined

382
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:25,412
by former Cable Ace Award
nominees.

383
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:27,881
First, I was great
in that Arliss.

384
00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:30,383
Second of all,
if they president is so serious

385
00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:31,518
about the war of terror,

386
00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,386
why doesn't he
hunt down and capture

387
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,389
Barrack Obama
before he strikes again?

388
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,891
It's time
for a change, America.

389
00:12:37,925 --> 00:12:40,928
That's why I'm voting
for Osama in 2008.

390
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:45,866
Oh, no comeback?
Ya burnt!

391
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,107
[big exhale]

392
00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,343
Hey, Jack, I was totally
gonna call you.

393
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:57,811
Which of
your massive screw-ups

394
00:12:57,845 --> 00:12:59,379
should we discuss first?

395
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:01,214
How about
the Jenna situation?

396
00:13:01,248 --> 00:13:02,883
That is taken care of.

397
00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,084
I have written
an op ed piece

398
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,019
for the New York Times
under Jenna's name

399
00:13:06,053 --> 00:13:08,488
in which I put the media
on trial.

400
00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:10,057
Boo!
Here's the plan.

401
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:11,992
We're gonna take Jenna,
put some flags behind her,

402
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,127
have her sing a song
that rhymes USA

403
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,863
with "Make them pay,"
dress her in an eagle costume,

404
00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,197
and we're gonna call it
a salute to the troops episode.

405
00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:18,198
Okay.

406
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:20,133
Moving on, Josh Gerard.

407
00:13:20,167 --> 00:13:22,535
I had him
right where I wanted him.

408
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:24,237
Until my partner
stabbed me in the back.

409
00:13:24,271 --> 00:13:26,239
I didn't mean to do that.
I'm sorry.

410
00:13:26,273 --> 00:13:28,475
I was just trying
to give my friend a head's up.

411
00:13:28,508 --> 00:13:30,143
Why can't we all
just sit down

412
00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,344
in normal chairs

413
00:13:31,378 --> 00:13:33,413
and figure this out?

414
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,116
Suri, is Josh in yet?

415
00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:38,185
Josh isn't coming in today.
He's sick.

416
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,352
He said he was
throwing up all night.

417
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:40,854
A sick out?

418
00:13:40,888 --> 00:13:42,389
I didn't think
he had it in him.

419
00:13:42,422 --> 00:13:43,924
What are you talking about?

420
00:13:43,957 --> 00:13:44,992
He's faking.

421
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:45,993
He's gonna stay home
until we give in

422
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,260
to his demands.

423
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,296
No, Josh could not
come up with a sneaky plan

424
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,031
like that.

425
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,199
He told me
he was a pallbearer

426
00:13:52,232 --> 00:13:53,266
at his brother's wedding.

427
00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,002
He's probably just sick
because he's stressed out

428
00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:55,903
about his job.

429
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,404
Lemon, what happened
in your childhood

430
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,139
to make you believe
that people are good?

431
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,440
You know what?

432
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:02,009
If my friendships
and my job

433
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,111
are in compatible,
I choose my friends.

434
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:04,978
And right now,

435
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,514
I am going
to get some chicken soup

436
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,249
from Josh's favorite place
and take it to him

437
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:10,850
and say that I hope
he feels better.

438
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,588
Do you ever get any emails
other than from match.com?

439
00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:18,058
No no,
don't look at that.

440
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,094
Aaah!

441
00:14:21,128 --> 00:14:24,264
Damn it!

442
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,565
Close, right?

443
00:14:25,598 --> 00:14:27,234
Feel like I'm above the rim.

444
00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:29,036
Can't palm the ball.

445
00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:32,105
Sir, I think you made a mistake
firing Grizz and Dotcom.

446
00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:34,074
They just wanna make you
feel better about yourself.

447
00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,076
They disrespected me.

448
00:14:36,109 --> 00:14:37,210
But don't you miss them?

449
00:14:37,244 --> 00:14:39,112
You're the only one
I can trust, K.

450
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,181
You're my whole entourage now.

451
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:43,316
Oh, I'm not so sure
I can handle that.

452
00:14:43,350 --> 00:14:44,617
Yes, you can.

453
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,119
Because you
were honest with me.

454
00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,320
I don't need
a couple of yes-men.

455
00:14:47,354 --> 00:14:48,688
I need the truth.

456
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,191
Well, if that's the case...

457
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,492
then you should know

458
00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:55,128
that you're never
gonna dunk this basketball.

459
00:14:55,162 --> 00:14:57,430
Also, that Oscar you have
is made of chocolate.

460
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,232
And that lady
you European kissed last night

461
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,267
was actually a gentleman...

462
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,269
Okay, that's enough.

463
00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,107
Oh, here comes one right now.

464
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:09,076
Excuse me, do you
work for NBC?

465
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,177
Oh, no, I was just
passing through there

466
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,244
on my way to church.

467
00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,180
Well, are you interested
in taking back your country?

468
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,481
Am I!

469
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:15,548
Then join here
tomorrow night

470
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,716
for a protest

471
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:21,221
against the freedom-hating
Jenna Maroney and TGS!

472
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:23,290
There will be snacks!

473
00:15:23,323 --> 00:15:25,292
I will definitely be there.

474
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,528
Large chicken soup
to go, please.

475
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,197
John and I saw your tape.
Very very impressed.

476
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,198
Thanks.

477
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,332
You have to ask yourself,

478
00:15:32,365 --> 00:15:34,001
what are you doing
on TGS?

479
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,269
We are always looking
for new correspondents.

480
00:15:36,303 --> 00:15:37,971
(Liz)
Josh?

481
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:40,073
You stupid turd.

482
00:15:40,107 --> 00:15:42,575
Hey!
Liz.

483
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,677
This is...

484
00:15:44,711 --> 00:15:45,979
Yeah, I can guess
who this is.

485
00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:48,048
Are you trying
to get on another show?

486
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,016
Behind my back?

487
00:15:49,049 --> 00:15:51,618
Look, Liz, I'm sorry.
It's just business.

488
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:55,122
No, it's not business.
I stood up for you.

489
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:58,225
You were opening for a puppet
when I found you.

490
00:15:58,258 --> 00:16:00,760
How could you
betray me like this?

491
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,162
You know, that's not even
the worst part.

492
00:16:02,195 --> 00:16:03,430
You know what
the worst part is?

493
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,000
You proved
Jack Donaghy right!

494
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,435
Again!

495
00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,105
And by the way,
what kind of moron

496
00:16:12,139 --> 00:16:13,506
calls out sick
and then comes to work

497
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:14,641
to have a meeting?

498
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,243
I get an NBC discount here.

499
00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,577
Idiot!

500
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:20,380
I'm a big fan of your show.

501
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,382
[percussive jazz music starts]

502
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:26,219
*

503
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,687
I want you to crush Josh.

504
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,622
I want you to crush him.

505
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,259
*

506
00:16:32,292 --> 00:16:34,561
[music fades]

507
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,229
Mr. Jordan, Keith called
on your cell.

508
00:16:36,263 --> 00:16:37,597
He said they
were "at the thing,

509
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,566
and Lil' Zay
just end up running."

510
00:16:39,599 --> 00:16:40,733
What did you tell him?

511
00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,102
Well, he wanted
Dwayne Jr.'s number,

512
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,203
so I gave it to him.

513
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,137
You did what?

514
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:46,173
Damn it, K,
now I have to hear

515
00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,675
from Tanisha's mom on how
they both mad at the twins.

516
00:16:48,708 --> 00:16:50,143
You have to handle
this stuff better.

517
00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:52,512
Mr. Jordan, I don't know
any of these people.

518
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,314
But Grizz would have...

519
00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,649
Damn it, turn on the TV
for me.

520
00:16:56,683 --> 00:16:59,319
Dotcom set this up.

521
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,289
I don't know how it works.

522
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:04,824
Television on!

523
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,227
Pornography!

524
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,130
Good, you're here.

525
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:12,165
Josh and his agent
are on their way up.

526
00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,032
Ha ha, yeah.

527
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,468
Then they're gonna be
on their way down.

528
00:17:15,502 --> 00:17:17,170
Um, you know,
that was weak.

529
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,171
But you're in the mix,
you're having fun.

530
00:17:18,205 --> 00:17:19,172
I like that.

531
00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,573
Gentlemen!

532
00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:23,143
Make yourselves comfortable.

533
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,216
What are all
these headshots for?

534
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,217
Nothing.

535
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,219
Just some meetings
we're taking.

536
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,253
Meetings?

537
00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:34,821
And if...

538
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,389
Look, Jack,
I think I should tell you,

539
00:17:36,423 --> 00:17:38,325
Josh has an offer
from The Daily Show.

540
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,526
Yes, Liz mentioned that.

541
00:17:39,559 --> 00:17:41,261
I don't think
that's gonna pan out.

542
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,362
What, are you kidding?
What happened?

543
00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,097
What'd you do
to our offer?

544
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,232
I called my friend
Saul Sheinhardt

545
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,866
at our parent company
Sheinhardt Wigs

546
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,401
who called his nephew
Morty Sheinhardt

547
00:17:48,435 --> 00:17:50,570
who called his son,
John Stewart.

548
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,239
(Liz)
* Ah ha

549
00:17:52,272 --> 00:17:53,173
Ya burnt!

550
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,774
Let's get down to brass tacks.
Josh can stay.

551
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:55,842
Thank God!

552
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,510
But no raise, no movies.

553
00:17:57,544 --> 00:17:58,778
And only one Jewish holiday.

554
00:17:58,811 --> 00:17:59,779
What's the one
where they go into the tent?

555
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:00,780
Sukkot.
That's the one.

556
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,582
We have a deal?
Deal, thank you.

557
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:03,716
I need this money.

558
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,652
I have a really bad
sex addiction.

559
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,420
Sorry.

560
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:09,189
That's it?

561
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,223
I thought you said
we could crush him.

562
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:11,090
What are you talking about?

563
00:18:11,124 --> 00:18:12,892
I took away everything.
That's crushing.

564
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,661
No, do more stuff!

565
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,263
You made me
look like an idiot.

566
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:17,730
You have to pay.

567
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,166
Liz, he's not
getting a raise.

568
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,400
Do the worm!

569
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:23,603
Do the worm!

570
00:18:28,208 --> 00:18:29,276
Good Lord, the worm!

571
00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:31,244
That's so degrading.

572
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,445
Are its origins German?

573
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,381
Now say five reasons
I'm better than you!

574
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:35,382
Smarter than me.

575
00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:36,183
One!

576
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,384
You can beat me
in arm wrestling.

577
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:38,551
(Liz)
Two!

578
00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:39,819
You read the paper.

579
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:41,421
Yeah, suck it,
I do read the paper.

580
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,422
You want me
to do anything?

581
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:43,456
Be a crab!

582
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,892
Crab.

583
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,394
Fight the worm!

584
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,162
(Jack)
Wow!

585
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,630
Liz, you took to this
like a natural.

586
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,898
More than I ever...

587
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:53,933
Okay, now, the crab
is getting aroused.

588
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,203
Shut it down.
Shut it down.

589
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:56,936
[rock anthem plays]

590
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,272
* Small town
worn fatigues *

591
00:18:59,306 --> 00:19:01,508
* Big dreams
and little leagues *

592
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:06,313
* Gigantic star-spangled
fireworks *

593
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,948
* Light up the night

594
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,750
You know, you actually
did a good job on this.

595
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,818
Why do you
sound so surprised?

596
00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:13,353
I love America.

597
00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:14,153
Just because I think
gay dudes

598
00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,722
should be allowed
to adopt kids

599
00:19:15,755 --> 00:19:17,257
and we should all
have hybrid cars,

600
00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,458
doesn't mean
I don't love America.

601
00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,295
* I said America

602
00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:25,665
(all)
* She said America

603
00:19:25,698 --> 00:19:28,735
* I said Ameri...

604
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:30,270
And cue the pinwheels.

605
00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,904
* Ca

606
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:32,939
(Pete)
Okay, the pinwheels
are lit,

607
00:19:32,972 --> 00:19:34,307
but they're not spinning.

608
00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,942
When they're not spinning,

609
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:37,610
they look exactly like...

610
00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:38,711
Swastikas.

611
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:43,650
[crowd booing]

612
00:19:50,423 --> 00:19:53,826
TGS,
Totally Godless Suckers.

613
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,462
Or Satanists.
Ooh, that's even better.

614
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:57,964
Hi!

615
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,372
Entourage...

616
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,440
Oh!

617
00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:08,741
You gotta get me
out of here!

618
00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:10,977
Make a path, please!

619
00:20:11,010 --> 00:20:13,613
[slowed-down]
Help!

620
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,616
[ballad music]

621
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:22,989
*

622
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:31,998
Wow, Tray, you really saved us
from that crowd, yo.

623
00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,634
You sure did, man.
You sure did.

624
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:35,868
Yeah.
Of course I did!

625
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:37,770
I love you guys.

626
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,606
I love you so much,

627
00:20:39,639 --> 00:20:42,008
I'm gonna take you
behind the middle school

628
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:43,376
and get you pregnant.

629
00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:48,848
I love you, Dotcom.
I love you, Grizz.

630
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:54,454
[Tracy singing]
* And I will always
love you *

631
00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,489
* And I will always
love you *