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[jazz music]

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*

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The flowers are lovely.
Thank you.

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No, you hang up first.

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Okay, on the count of three.

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One, two, three...

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No, I didn't hang up either.

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[door opening]

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Donaghy, I need your help.

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I miss you too.

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I said I miss you too.
You're breaking up.

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Maureen?

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She cut out.

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I need $60,000,
or I'm gonna lose my house.

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Which house?

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I need $100,000, or I'm gonna
lose both my houses!

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Tracy, I don't understand.

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You've starred in 14 films.

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You don't have any money saved?

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Nah, I lost all of it.

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Really?
Who's your money manager?

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Grizz.

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Worldcom, man.
Worldcom.

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Look, Tracy,
I can't just give you money.

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But what I can do
is show you

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how you can earn
all the money you need.

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You must know Arsenio.

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Hall or Billingham?

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You know someone named
Arsenio Billingham?

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No.

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A few years ago,

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Arsenio Hall came
to a colleague of mine

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with a similar problem.

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My friend suggested
that we brand Arsenio--

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Put his name and face
on a product.

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Because of Arsenio's
"woof-woof" catchphrase,

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we settled on dog food.

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The product was
a runaway success.

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The company and Arsenio
made millions.

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I like that.

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Put my name on something.

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But what would I sell?

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The product is irrelevant.

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The people aren't buying that.

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They're buying you.

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Now, you come back
with an idea

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of a product you'd be
willing to sell,

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anything at all,

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and you'll have all the money
you can dream of.

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I'm on it.

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I forgot about
that Worldcom mess.

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Why you gotta be so obsessed
with telecommunications?

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Get me Maureen Dowd
back on the phone, please.

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[upbeat jazz music]

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*

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[indistinct conversation]

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[knocking on door]

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Hey, I've got to miss

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an hour of rehearsal today

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because I just found out
from my publicist

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I've been booked
on The View.

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Oh, Jenna, that's great.

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For the first time
in your life,

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you'll be in a room
full of women

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and you'll be
the least crazy one.

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I know.

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(Liz)
you should show?t clip

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"MTV: Darfur."

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You and Tracy
were really funny in that.

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Oh, this isn't for TGS.
It's for my movie.

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The Rurr-Jurr has
a limited release next week.

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Oh, congratulations!

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I didn't know they had
a release date for The Rurr--

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For that movie.

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[phone ringing]

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Oh, sorry.
Gotta take this.

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Hello?

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You still don't know
what the title is?

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No!
No one does.

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It's gone on way too long
to ask her about it.

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(Jenna)
Okay.

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This title isn't hard
to understand, right?

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No, it's awesome!

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I love that we can work
while we're on cocaine!

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Could it be
Roar Her, Gem Her?

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No, that doesn't make
any sense.

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It's got to be
Oral Germ Whore.

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Okay, bye.

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Sorry,
that was my publicist.

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You know,
I have to admit,

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I kind of like that
Tracy Jordan is no longer

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the only movie star
on TGS.

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Maybe I'll finally
start getting

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some respect around here.

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What's up, flabby butt?

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You look weird today.

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Hey, Pete, you wanna see
a comic book

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with pregnant zombie nuns?

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Yes, I do.

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Cool.

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And I have a screener
of the movie for you.

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I want you to watch it.

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Ah, The Rural Juror!

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That is something.

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I can't wait to watch it.

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Oh, you won't be disappointed.

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The source material
was amazing.

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It's hard to go wrong
with a Kevin Grisham novel.

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You mean John Grisham.
Oh, no.

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Kevin, John's brother.

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Did you know that
before Kevin was a novelist,

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he worked
at a recycling center?

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Wow.

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Yeah, and he just finished
writing a sequel.

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It's called
Urban Fervor.

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Boy, these titles--
They really make you think.

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[chuckling]

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Oh, wow!

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Doesn't it seem like
just yesterday

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we were doing the show
back in Chicago,

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dreaming about
being in the movies?

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We've come a long way

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from that apartment
we shared

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in Little Armenia.

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Oh, it was so weird there.

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You remember
that neighborhood festival

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where they killed a goat
in the street?

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Yes!

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But we did have
really good luck that year.

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Yeah.

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I need to come up with
a big idea

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for a product
to put my name on.

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Something no one
has thought of.

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Something crazy.

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I know a gentleman
who had a lot of crazy ideas.

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He was a carpenter.

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He wanted everyone
to love one another.

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Oh, you mean Jesus?

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No--
Miguel from set design.

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He's over there.

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Eurek-o!

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[roaring]

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Hey.

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What are you doing
back here?

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They're rehearsing
your Paris Hilton sketch.

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I'm trying to avoid Jenna.

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She gave me a screener
of her movie.

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And?

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Oh, Pete, it's awful!

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I couldn't believe
how bad it was.

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Although, I guess
it's no surprise that

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Tony Hawk can't play blind.

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So you must know the title!

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Yes, yes--
The Rural Juror.

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The Rrr--
Rural.

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The Ruh--
Rural.

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Eh.

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(Pete)
So, what are you gonna do
about Jenna?

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(Liz)
Same thing I've always done

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when she's done something
terrible.

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Think of one thing nice
to say

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and then hug her.

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[light applause]

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So, what did you think?

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Oh, my God!

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You looked so beautiful.

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[light applause]

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The lighting
was really neat.

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[light applause]

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Ethan and I both thought

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the programs were
really easy to read.

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So, what nice thing
are you going to say

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about The Roaring Junior?

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Uh, I don't know.
It's a mess.

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[roaring]

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No, you've got to tell them
that when Paris Hilton

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tries to make out
with the bear,

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the bear has to act
like he's into it.

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All right.

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[roaring]

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Mr. Donaghy,
stop what you're doing

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because I'm about
to blow your mind!

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Hit it!

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[heavy R & B beat]

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Tired of your sandwich
making you angry?

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Then behold
the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine!

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Stick any three meats--

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Whatever you want!

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Bologna, salami, boar--

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Whatever!

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Into this sexy lady

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and she will melt them
all together

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into one delicious food ball.

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Never again will you
have to suffer

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through the bread part
of your sandwich.

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I give you
the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine!

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(all)
Meat is the new bread!
Uh-huh!

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What do you think?

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Well, it's certainly
not the worst

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celebrity product idea
I've ever heard.

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Hi, I'm Whoopi Goldberg.

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And you're
Working Out With Whoopi.

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With Tracy Jordan behind this,
it just might work.

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We'll roll it out
in time for Christmas.

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Manufacture it for four bucks,

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slap your name on it,
and sell it for 50.

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So GE will produce
the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine?

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Oh, no.
No.

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GE could never
make something so, um...

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Unique.

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We'll have to pass this off
to one of our subsidiaries.

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You see, GE owns KitchenAll
of Colorado,

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which, in turn, owns JMI
of Stanford,

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which is a majority
shareholder

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in Pokerfastlane.com,

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which recently acquired
the Sheinhardt Wig Company,

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which owns NBC outright.

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NBC owns Winnipeg Iron Works

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which owns the Ahp Chanagi
Party Meats corporation

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of Pyongyang, North Korea.

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And th will make
the Meat Machine.

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Jack Donaghy,
you are the best.

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(Tracy)
You know what?

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I'm gonna make you
a mix tape.

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You like Phil Collins?

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I've got two ears
and a heart, don't I?

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All right,
Jenna's on next.

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Everyone shut up
so we can hear the title

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of this stupid movie.

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And coming up,

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I'll be talking
to The Girlie Show star

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Jenna Maroney about
her upcoming project,

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The Rrr-Jrr.

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That is not helpful.

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Hey, do you know the name
of Jenna's movie yet?

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Oh, yeah, she gave me
a screener.

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Okay!
(Liz)
No, no, no--

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I'm not telling you
anything about it.

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I'm not giving you
more ammunition

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to make fun of her with.

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So it's bad.

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[sighs]

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How bad?

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Please!
Just give us one detail.

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Okay, fine.

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Jenna plays a southern lawyer

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named Constance Justice.

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[everyone chuckling]

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(Frank)
You gotta let us see this.

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No!
Come on, Liz!

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No!

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Oh, man.

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Constance Justice.

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Justice has been served.
Good stuff.

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(female PA announcer)
Tracy to the stage please
for Pull Your Own Wisdom Teeth.

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(Jenna)
Oh, excuse me.

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Hey, there you are.

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So, what did you think
of the movie?

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Oh, my God, Jenna!

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The soundtrack
was so moody.

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What else did you like
about it?

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What?
Oh, um...

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You were good!

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Your face was very expressive.

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00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:07,581
And another cool part
was...the trees.

266
00:09:07,615 --> 00:09:09,149
I gotta get back to work.

267
00:09:09,182 --> 00:09:10,684
You didn't like the movie.

268
00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,052
What?

269
00:09:12,085 --> 00:09:13,587
Yes, I just said
I like the movie.

270
00:09:13,621 --> 00:09:14,521
No, you didn't.

271
00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:16,123
You did that
condescending compliment thing

272
00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,124
you always do.

273
00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:19,092
What?
When have I ever done that?

274
00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,128
[big applause]

275
00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:23,096
So, what did you think?

276
00:09:23,130 --> 00:09:26,634
Oh, my God...
You look beautiful.

277
00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,770
[big applause]

278
00:09:29,803 --> 00:09:31,772
The lighting was really neat.

279
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,674
[big applause and cheering]

280
00:09:33,707 --> 00:09:34,574
Ethan and I both thought

281
00:09:34,608 --> 00:09:38,779
the programs
were really easy to read.

282
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:41,081
Well, that's not how
I remember any of that.

283
00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,182
Look, Liz,

284
00:09:42,215 --> 00:09:43,316
for once,
be honest with me.

285
00:09:43,350 --> 00:09:44,251
I want your real opinion.

286
00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:48,622
Okay, I thought the story
was preposterous.

287
00:09:48,656 --> 00:09:50,691
I thought the acting
was way over the top.

288
00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:52,292
And I thought it was
about an hour too long.

289
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,795
It's only 90 minutes.

290
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,730
It's kind of a train wreck.

291
00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:58,932
A train wreck?
Okay.

292
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,634
I'm not trying
to be a jerk here.

293
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,969
You asked me
for my opinion.

294
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,937
No, no--
I understand.

295
00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,273
Thank you.

296
00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,142
I wasn't kidding about how cool
those trees were, though.

297
00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,044
What were they?
Oaks?

298
00:10:11,078 --> 00:10:13,847
Damn it!

299
00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:15,816
Where are my car keys?

300
00:10:15,849 --> 00:10:17,317
[knocking]

301
00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,419
Jack, Tracy--
What can I do for you?

302
00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:20,387
(Jack)
Leo, we have a product

303
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:22,289
we want you to give
a medical endorsement to.

304
00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:23,390
I'll do it!

305
00:10:23,423 --> 00:10:24,357
What is it?

306
00:10:24,391 --> 00:10:27,094
It's called
the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine.

307
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:29,663
It's a dual-press grill.

308
00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:30,630
Say no more.

309
00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:33,300
If it's giving people meat,
then I'm onboard.

310
00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:34,401
I've always said

311
00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:36,704
humans need
more animal blood.

312
00:10:36,737 --> 00:10:38,038
It keeps the spine straight.

313
00:10:38,071 --> 00:10:39,406
We appreciate it, Leo.

314
00:10:39,439 --> 00:10:41,241
You boys need anything
while you're here?

315
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,343
Some reds, yellows...

316
00:10:43,376 --> 00:10:44,945
Just got some purples in
from Peru.

317
00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,146
No, I'm good.

318
00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:49,683
Well, it would be rude
not to take, uh...

319
00:10:49,717 --> 00:10:50,784
One or two.

320
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,721
Now, The Rrr Jrr

321
00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,823
is the true story
of Rory Jerner,

322
00:10:55,856 --> 00:10:59,993
whose pure furor ensures
a terrible murder--

323
00:11:00,027 --> 00:11:01,194
Excuse me.

324
00:11:01,228 --> 00:11:02,462
[clears throat]

325
00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:05,465
I feel like I'm getting
further away from it.

326
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:08,702
Hey, last night
I broke into Liz's office.

327
00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:09,903
I got Jenna's movie.

328
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:11,138
Oh, how'd you get in there?

329
00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:12,740
That weird security guard Tony
let me in.

330
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,142
I also looked
on Liz's computer.

331
00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:16,810
Her last two Google searches

332
00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:19,479
were for singles yoga
and scalp pain.

333
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,948
That is grim.

334
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:26,219
The Rural Juror?

335
00:11:26,253 --> 00:11:28,421
Man, that's disappointing.

336
00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:29,489
I had to let Tony
watch me pee

337
00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,225
to get that tape.

338
00:11:32,259 --> 00:11:33,827
What?

339
00:11:33,861 --> 00:11:35,996
Hey, you wanted to see me?

340
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,032
Yeah, I don't want to wear
this Paris Hilton nose.

341
00:11:39,066 --> 00:11:40,033
(Liz)
I'm sorry.

342
00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,068
You have to wear the nose.

343
00:11:41,101 --> 00:11:42,102
There's a whole bunch of jokes

344
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,303
in the sketch about the nose.

345
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:44,905
Well, to be perfectly honest,

346
00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,474
I think the entire sketch
is a train wreck.

347
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,176
Oh, I see.

348
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,744
We're not talking
about the nose.

349
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:52,379
We're talking
about the movie.

350
00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:54,347
You're wrong about it,
Liz.

351
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:56,383
It's getting some very positive
early reviews.

352
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:59,352
Teenmoviescene.com gave it
five out of five iPods.

353
00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:01,188
Jenna, believe what you want.

354
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,490
I'm your friend.
I'm telling you the truth.

355
00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:04,157
Please--

356
00:12:04,191 --> 00:12:06,526
Here's what's really going on.

357
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,461
It's killing you
that I'm in something good

358
00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:09,897
that you had nothing
to do with.

359
00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,364
And now you're
taking it out on me.

360
00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,365
Oh, come on!

361
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:14,401
Well, enjoy kicking me around
for now, Liz.

362
00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:16,403
Because I won't be on
your crappy little show forever.

363
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:17,971
Really?

364
00:12:18,005 --> 00:12:19,239
Really.

365
00:12:19,272 --> 00:12:20,307
Really?

366
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,308
Really.

367
00:12:21,341 --> 00:12:22,509
Really?

368
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:24,144
Really.

369
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:26,980
Well, Jenna,
I'm sorry you feel that way.

370
00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,350
Ow! What the hell?

371
00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:31,251
Oh, God, I'm sorry!

372
00:12:31,284 --> 00:12:33,486
I didn't know
there was a person in there!

373
00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:37,825
Pete, could you tell Liz Lemon

374
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:40,393
not to stand in my eyeline
while I'm rehearsing, please?

375
00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,965
Pete, could you tell Jenna
she smells like a stripper?

376
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,934
So, uh...

377
00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,335
Are you guys still fighting?

378
00:12:48,368 --> 00:12:50,237
We've reached kind of
an understanding.

379
00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:51,438
She's not talking to me.

380
00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,973
And to retaliate,

381
00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:54,942
I'm writing impressions for her
that she can't do.

382
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,978
[as Bill Clinton]
I did not have sexual relations

383
00:12:58,011 --> 00:12:58,979
with that woman.

384
00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:00,981
You guys can't go on
like this.

385
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,349
You have to apologize
to her.

386
00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:03,851
I didn't do anything wrong!

387
00:13:03,884 --> 00:13:05,218
She insisted on me
telling her

388
00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:06,920
what I thought
of her crappy movie.

389
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,055
And then she attacked me.

390
00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:09,389
Liz, I can't have
the head writer

391
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,992
and one of the stars
of the show fighting.

392
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:12,993
I can barely keep a lid
on the feud

393
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:15,195
going on between Kenneth
and Dougie from props.

394
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,204
[sighs]

395
00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:27,507
Audience,
let me ask you a question.

396
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:30,043
How many times
has this happened to you?

397
00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:33,046
[wacky comedy
sound effects]

398
00:13:34,447 --> 00:13:35,515
Or this:

399
00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:37,985
[kettle drum beat]

400
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:41,088
Seem familiar?

401
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:43,090
Bread is one of the worst things
in the world.

402
00:13:43,123 --> 00:13:44,291
But we've always needed it.

403
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,026
Until now!

404
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,428
By burning three different types
of meat together,

405
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,163
The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine

406
00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,232
takes bread
out of the equation!

407
00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:55,502
Now your sandwich
is all of the good stuff.

408
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,070
[grill sizzling]

409
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,607
That's delicious!

410
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:02,876
And it's healthy.
[chuckles]

411
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,912
Hi, I'm Doctor Leo Spaceman.

412
00:14:04,945 --> 00:14:07,047
I'm a working physician
with a degree

413
00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:09,917
from the Ho Chi Minh City
School of Medicine.

414
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:10,918
Doctor Space-man,

415
00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:13,386
is it true that bread
eats away at your brain?

416
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,322
We have no way of knowing

417
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,057
because the powerful
bread lobby

418
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,092
keeps stopping my research!

419
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,093
[gasping]

420
00:14:20,127 --> 00:14:21,361
(Tracy)
Well, folks,

421
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:23,630
bread will never maybe attack
your brain again!

422
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,033
(Tracy)
Because with
the Tracy Jordan Meat Machine--

423
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,100
Say it with me now!

424
00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:30,170
(all)
Meat is the new bread!

425
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:34,942
[applause]

426
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,112
Where did you guys
get this tape?

427
00:14:39,146 --> 00:14:41,314
Oh, Josh broke into
your office.

428
00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:43,483
You went in my office
without permission?

429
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:46,053
Because I'm worried about
your scalp pain.

430
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,187
(Jenna)
Hello, everyone.

431
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,022
Frank, could you tell Liz--

432
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:52,059
Nope, not interested.

433
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:53,994
Girl writer, could you tell Liz
that I don't--

434
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,996
Jenna, stop this.
It's stupid.

435
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,097
Let's just go in my office
and talk.

436
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,365
Oh, there is nothing
to talk about.

437
00:14:58,398 --> 00:15:00,100
Stop making this
something it isn't.

438
00:15:00,133 --> 00:15:01,368
I just didn't like the movie

439
00:15:01,401 --> 00:15:02,970
because it's bad.

440
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,072
These guys watched it.
They'll tell you.

441
00:15:05,105 --> 00:15:07,107
Actually, we all
kind of liked it.

442
00:15:07,140 --> 00:15:08,175
What?
No, you didn't.

443
00:15:08,208 --> 00:15:09,576
Yeah, we all did.

444
00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,144
It's not the best thing
in the world,

445
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,947
but it's solid
and Jenna's really good in it.

446
00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,082
Thank you, Frank.

447
00:15:15,115 --> 00:15:17,150
Look!
Look at her!

448
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:19,086
She can't stand that
I'm in something good.

449
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:19,953
It's probably because

450
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:21,021
of her own intellectual
insecurities.

451
00:15:21,054 --> 00:15:22,455
What?
Frank, shut up.

452
00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,456
(Frank)
Fine, dismiss me.

453
00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:24,724
I guess because I look weird,

454
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,159
I can't be perceptive.

455
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:28,295
I can't believe
you like this movie!

456
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,529
Oh!

457
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,598
[sighs]

458
00:15:31,631 --> 00:15:34,701
Jeez, I hope those two
work it out.

459
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,069
Relax, man.

460
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,737
As long as they're
yapping at each other,

461
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:38,972
we're not working.

462
00:15:39,006 --> 00:15:40,040
(Frank)
Enjoy it.

463
00:15:40,073 --> 00:15:41,975
(Tracy)
I want these everywhere!

464
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:42,875
I want every person here

465
00:15:42,909 --> 00:15:46,679
eating from
a Tracy Jordan Meat Machine.

466
00:15:48,215 --> 00:15:49,449
Ow, ah!

467
00:15:49,482 --> 00:15:51,518
Cheese and crackers,
that smarts!

468
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,552
What happened?

469
00:15:52,585 --> 00:15:54,387
The grease burned me,
Mr. Jordan.

470
00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,023
The machine must be broken.

471
00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,091
That one must be defective.

472
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,163
Oh, ow!
My face!

473
00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,531
My page jacket!

474
00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,366
They all must be like that!

475
00:16:06,399 --> 00:16:07,734
Where's Donaghy?

476
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:10,403
[coughing]
Ah!

477
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,405
Can somebody take me
to a hospital?

478
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,573
Jenna, stop.

479
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,042
I just want
to get past this.

480
00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:16,276
What do you need me to do?

481
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,778
Well, you can start
by saying you're sorry.

482
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:21,081
To--
Fine.

483
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:23,450
I am sorry that I assumed
other people

484
00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:26,119
would hate the movie
just because I hate it.

485
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:27,387
That was wrong.

486
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:28,555
That's it?
That's your apology?

487
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,090
Yeah.
Are we good?

488
00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:31,691
We're good.
Great.

489
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,060
So, do I have to wear the nose
tonight?

490
00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:34,127
Yes, you do.

491
00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:36,363
Okay, well then I hope
you get bird flu and die.

492
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,365
What did you just say
to me?

493
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,100
You are a big fake,
you know that, Liz?

494
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,235
She doesn't even need
those glasses.

495
00:16:42,269 --> 00:16:43,803
Really, I'm a fake, blondie?

496
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:46,073
[gasps]
I'm a fake?

497
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,741
Burning jets of grease, huh?

498
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:50,110
Were any of our people hurt?

499
00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,778
Only Kenneth.
Good.

500
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,646
What are we gonna do?
We can't sell this.

501
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,782
You're right,
we can't sell this...

502
00:16:55,815 --> 00:16:57,484
in the United States.

503
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,119
What?

504
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,353
We simply have to find
a market

505
00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:02,055
with lax safety regulations.

506
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:03,423
With your international appeal,
we can go anywhere.

507
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,424
How about the Ukraine?

508
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,159
Not the Ukraine.

509
00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,494
I own some property
on the Dnieper River.

510
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,795
In Volyn?

511
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,197
Closer to Cherkasy.

512
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,698
Well, we'll find
another country then.

513
00:17:11,731 --> 00:17:12,799
How do you feel
about Venezuela?

514
00:17:12,832 --> 00:17:14,667
Can't do it,
Donaghy.

515
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,269
I can't put my name
on a product

516
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:17,670
that's gonna hurt people.

517
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:18,838
That's disappointing.

518
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,507
Although I admire
your integrity.

519
00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:22,142
[knocking on door]

520
00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:24,411
Mr. Donaghy, they need you
on stage immediately.

521
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:25,812
Some kind of emergency.

522
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,180
For crying out loud.

523
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,351
I'm sorry that we're not all
weeping with gratitude

524
00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:32,319
at getting to read
your words.

525
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:35,155
I am so glad I studied voice
at Northwestern

526
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:37,190
so I could do raps
about Suri Cruise.

527
00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,191
Oh, please!

528
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,326
If it wasn't for me,

529
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,827
you'd still be slutting it up
for car dealership owners

530
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,828
so they'd put you
in their commercial.

531
00:17:41,861 --> 00:17:44,097
Oh, so now I'm a slut?
Yeah.

532
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:44,897
Let me tell you something.

533
00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:46,666
This slut slept with
your brother!

534
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:48,168
[gasps]
Mitch?

535
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:49,369
Yeah, and let me
tell you something about Mitch.

536
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,870
He is disgusting in bed.

537
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,439
You know he's not right.

538
00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,474
He was in a really bad
skiing accident!

539
00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,575
Ladies.

540
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:01,114
[tense drum beat]

541
00:18:01,148 --> 00:18:04,551
*

542
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,818
Sit down.

543
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:11,258
Now, what is this about?

544
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:13,493
It's about my movie,
The Rrr Jrr.

545
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,395
They've adapted
The Rural Juror?

546
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:16,663
I'm a huge Kevin Grisham fan.

547
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,231
Jenna has taken the fact

548
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:19,732
that I don't like
her movie

549
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,135
and blown it completely
out of proportion.

550
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:23,836
She twisted my boob.

551
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,772
Liz, you wanted the movie
to be bad.

552
00:18:25,805 --> 00:18:26,906
You wanted me to fail.

553
00:18:26,939 --> 00:18:28,375
Okay, let me tell you something,
Jenna.

554
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:29,776
Liz has always supported you.

555
00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:30,777
Even when I wanted you
out of here,

556
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:31,878
she wouldn't give in.

557
00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:32,912
I've never seen her
so worked up.

558
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:33,746
She came at me with that

559
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,847
angry little
badger face of hers--

560
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:36,283
There it is right now.

561
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,884
The point is,
she went to the mat for you.

562
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:38,885
And she was right.

563
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,553
I know, but--
But nothing.

564
00:18:40,587 --> 00:18:42,222
Now you're accusing Liz
of undermining you?

565
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:43,723
They did warn me
those diet pills

566
00:18:43,756 --> 00:18:44,724
were mood altering.

567
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:45,892
(Jack)
Yeah?

568
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:46,926
I think you owe her
an apology.

569
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:50,297
Oh, Liz...

570
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,564
I'm sorry.

571
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:54,867
No, don't be.

572
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,169
You're right.

573
00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:57,604
I did want the movie
to be bad.

574
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:58,871
(Jack)
Wow.

575
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,640
The one time I try
to take your side, Lemon,

576
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:01,674
and you sandbag me.

577
00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:02,742
I'm sorry, Jenna.

578
00:19:02,775 --> 00:19:04,844
I smelled crazy in here
and I assumed it was you.

579
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:06,846
God, Liz, I mean--

580
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:08,781
I wish you had written
my movie too.

581
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,684
No, it's not that.
It's just--

582
00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:14,787
The dream that we had
in Chicago of getting famous--

583
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,389
We had it.

584
00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:17,857
It was my dream too, Jenna.

585
00:19:17,890 --> 00:19:19,926
Yeah, but you couldn't
have been serious

586
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,928
about acting for a living.

587
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:22,562
You have brown hair.

588
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:25,698
Look, I like what I do now.

589
00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:28,335
But there's still this
sad little part of me

590
00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,769
that wants to be
the center of attention.

591
00:19:29,802 --> 00:19:32,272
That wants to
get my hair done

592
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:33,840
and get free clothes.

593
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:37,777
That wants to be you,
I guess.

594
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:39,912
And your movie just brought
all that stuff up again.

595
00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:42,815
This is boring.
I'm bored now.

596
00:19:42,849 --> 00:19:44,851
Oh, God, Liz.
I had no idea.

597
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:47,487
I'm sorry.
I'm a jackass.

598
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,822
No, I'm sorry.

599
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,358
So you really think
I'm beautiful?

600
00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:52,692
I never said that.

601
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:53,960
[snoring]

602
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,762
Oh, I'm sorry.

603
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:56,796
[Ukrainian music]

604
00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,831
[speaking Ukrainian]

605
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,633
Feed me, Whoopi!

606
00:20:00,667 --> 00:20:02,669
[all speaking Ukrainian]

607
00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:06,373
(all)
Whoopi!

608
00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:08,441
What's this?

609
00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:10,243
I gave the Meat Machine
to Whoopi.

610
00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,745
Goldberg or Billingham?

611
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:16,949
[speaking Ukrainian]

612
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:17,984
[applause]

613
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,922
Looks like Whoopi's
made herself

614
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,292
another billion grivka.

615
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,327
Food ball?

616
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:29,996
Let's get personal.

617
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:31,631
Your father Werner
was a burger server

618
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,266
in suburban Santa Barbara...

619
00:20:33,300 --> 00:20:34,401
Yes, that's right.

620
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,836
When he spurned
your mother Verna

621
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,906
for a curly-haired server
named Roberta,

622
00:20:39,939 --> 00:20:41,040
did that hurt her?

623
00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:44,411
It was hard on all of us,
yes.

624
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:51,551
[speaking unintelligibly]

625
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,354
I'll always be
his little girl.

626
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,389
[sympathetically
unintelligible]